Thread 216087712

But you can pick country/ republic. Your choice?

(All Californians will automatically go to Albania with no right to choose).

DDR

>>216087712 (OP)
Gruzia, Slovenia, Montenegro, Bulgaria or Latvia. Russia seems nice but only if I have to choose where

>>216087712 (OP)
Czech

>>216087712 (OP)
>doomed to "live"
People of the Ukraine used to genuinely live under commies. Now they're on survival mode. Going from a 50 mln country in 1991 to a 25 mln country in 2025 is literal grim and new hohlomor.

i hear communist pussy is pretty tight

>>216087712 (OP)
Czechia or Slovakia are the only "ok" options here

Obviously east Germany

>>216087969
Sorry, mistyped Slovenia

Slovenia is actually the closest socialism ever came to working so I would go there absolutely. They were also the first ones in Yugoslavia to receive imports of western culture. So by hearing a Sex Pistols record and ripping it off in Serbo-Croatian or Slovenian I could have been hailed as a Yugoslav rock n roll legend !

>>216087712 (OP)
East Germany was obviously the richest.

>>216087712 (OP)
Lietuva

>>216087712 (OP)
Latvija

>>216087712 (OP)
Yugoslavia.

>>216088726
It's like a Soviet Union in miniature - completely different from part to part.

>>216088783
If I can be more specific, then the (Socialist Republic of) Slovenia and it's not even close.

Bulgaria

>>216087712 (OP)
i stay here

>>216087712 (OP)
I got to visit Hoia Baciu sooo

Lol kek cheburek Janny the Tranny has deleted my post where I say that Ukies actually lived under the commies and now they're on survival mode and going extinct and their population halved from 1991 till 2025. Did I lie? Why delete it?

>>216089237
Does that make you happy? Aren't you supposed to be the same people? Slavs are Rwanda-tier niggers

>>216089318
No, I wish 1991 never happened and we had stayed the same country with Ukraine and Belarus, only kicked out the stans like Georgia, Armenia and Central Asia and never known the horrors of capitalism.

>>216087712 (OP)
Without a doubt - Croatia. Sea, industry, top culture, exciting country and exciting times. Slovenia has always been a boring province.

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Poland

>>216087712 (OP)
all

>>216087712 (OP)
My town was the richest or second richest district of Yugoslavia back then so I stay here where my family is from.

>>216087748
Fpbp. Came here to post this. East Germany by far had the best standard of living in the eastern bloc (awful by western standards but still)

>>216087712 (OP)
Yugos weren't part of the pact

>>216087712 (OP)
stalinist and leningrad architecture is so beautiful ughh. wouldn't be the worst

>>216087712 (OP)
Yugoslavia is objectively the correct choice. I would live out my beautiful adriatic multiethnic beach life in Montenegro.

>>216093689
RARE

>>216087712 (OP)
Eesti SSR of course. We were listening to stuff liek Led Zeppelin, watching US TV shows and importing jeans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClJGTeOJy04

>>216093645
>let's plonk down a massive road in the middle of the city
i hate big auto so much

>>216087712 (OP)
Albania. Enver Hoxha created the perfect society and I would feel right at home, being from a neo-Hoxhaist nation already.

>>216087712 (OP)
East Germany all the way, I'd love to be part of the Stasi and break up random cringe rock bands with no Auftrittserlaubnis from the party.
Life would be comfy.

>>216087712 (OP)
Yugo

Stalin era was very harsh and brutal and i don't think many people would want to live in those times. quality of life get better and was pretty ok after mid-1950s.

Albania and have sex in the bunkers

>>216094722
North Korea is still a Stalinist state

Yugoslavia obviously, they were the least anti-human, you just need to remember to get the fuck out of there before the 90s.
Suprised to see so many people wanting to live in DDR, being constantly monitored by stasiniggers seems like hell.

>>216087712 (OP)
Yugoslavia or Germany

>>216095951
Line goes up o algo, we got memed by the relatively "good" economy

>>216087712 (OP)
Pretty sure Hungary was the least """communist""" economy-wise

Czechoslovakia.

>>216087712 (OP)
Russia, of course, as head of the KGB

>>216087712 (OP)
The Warsaw Pact had a higher standard of living than the entire NATO alliance. It's unmatched even to this day.

>>216087712 (OP)
Bulgaria, easiest choice out there.

Yugoslavia had one of the strongest passports in the world and you could travel whenever you wanted. For example, Czech or Slovak tourists who came to Croatia for a summer vacation always had to leave one family member at home so that the state could be sure that the family would not defect to the West, and obtaining a visa was extremely complicated. I don't even want to imagine what it was like in the Soviet Union. In Yugoslavia/Croatia you could think in the morning 'what should I do today' and at noon get on a plane and go to London. Croatian workers went to work in Germany en masse (Yugoslavia was Germany's Mexico), we had Coca Cola, jeans, Mc Donalds. Yugoslavia was not actually a communist country and everyone from the Eastern Bloc was jealous of us because we looked like a free country. Anyone who says 'East Germany, Poland, Czechoslovakia' doesn't know what they're talking about.

>>216087712 (OP)
East Germany and it's not even close.
1970s was when Honecker started his "unity of social and economic policy" shift, which meant the government started massively increasing wages, new buildings and importing defitsit items from the West to try and "win" people back to the system. It was the country's highest point (also beginning of the end, since Honecker achieved it all by taking out unpayable credit loans in the West, but not my problem.)
>muh Stasi
If I'm doomed to live there regardless I simply would not try and rebel, and the Stasi really didn't care as long as you weren't doing something nefarious like that. They kept files on people but it's not like they were just fucking with people for the lulz at random. It wasn't the NKVD.

>>216097114
East German women were known for being on steroids and looking like men.

>>216097133
I would simply not date an Olympic athlete.

Azerbaijan SSR

>>216087712 (OP)
Obviously East Germany. I dont want to live around dirty slavs.

>>216097490
You live surrounded by doctors and engineers from Somalia, Yemen and Pakistan and you spit on Slavs. IQ 90. Kys, tranny

>>216087712 (OP)
doesn't really matter, as long as I get to be a high ranking party member and live in a neoclasical skyscraper and laugh at all the plebs

>East Germany
enjoy every 4th citizen being Stasi informant

obviously in the 70s life was the best in Poland. Gierek was based. we even had hard rock in government propaganda:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54L2MzOM2Kw

>>216099231
>you get a few good years
>in return i give you a return to 1940s ration cards, bread queues and martial law

>>216098077
even party nomenklatura had lifestyle that would only be middle class by Western standard. they decided to blow up entire system in early 90s because they want actual mansion and Lamborghini.

>>216087712 (OP)
Bulgaria perhaps. Temperate, stable, nothing ever happens.

>>216099297
many experts theorize that Gierek's consumption boost strategy, the loosening of screws, led to an explosion of expectations and this was the real reason for the eventual downfall of communism, the citizens got a taste and didn't want it to end

>>216087712 (OP)
easy

>>216087712 (OP)
1) East Germany
2) Yugoslavia
3) Czechoslovakia
4) Hungary
5) USSR
6) Poland
7) Bulgaria
8) Romania
9) Albania

>>216100373
I would say that his economical plans backfired so much the debt became so high the country eventually collapsed and we had to eat cardboard for the 80s and 90s. But yeah, still his contribution.

>>216101430
>Ireland
Wew

dalmatia wheere my dads from. he tells me stories of those times. everyone smoked, drank, fucked chicks, beat people up. for example my dad was late for a bus and had his cousin droppin him to a bus stop. he was late so his cousin chased the bus cut the bus off on the road, ordered the driver out and forced the driver to take my dad on or else he would beat him. that kinda stuff seems fun, but chaoptic but i'd prolly become more of a tough guy if i was from there and not derpy canada.
least: latvia/estonia/lithuania. i just cant imagine how all these places never made any mark on anything ever.

Jugoslavija