Thread 216093134

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical

The new.

>>216093134 (OP)
Svpertramp is goated

>/brit/
cringe subhuman general but mirin optimal runescape pre-ge

reminder to report the BE flags posts

I'm an uncle as well.

Im a sensitive young man but also unc

re tonsil stones, most health professionals are completely clueless
in fact it probably helps business; tonsil stones increase bacteria inside the mouth which leads to more dental cavities
https://community.patient.info/t/tonsil-stones-tonsiloliths-and-bad-breath/35398/2

Why did the GE increase the runescape population so much when it objectively made the game much more dead?

why bother to have sex a second time you've already experienced it

why hasnt she been around in months

'Dental hygienist' is not a medical profession. It's one step up from a hairdresser

just got back from dropping the gf back at hers
managed to fit in a cheeky shag before i left too
wahey, aving a beero now

time for champions league lads
what bets have you made?

take a jumbo
cross the water
like to see America

>>216093134 (OP)
trimming gf

Right then so I wanted 2 microwave meals because I'm a fat slut and each container says cook for 5 minutes for example.
Well I put both in for 5 minutes and they came out cold. Yet if I were to do them individually for 5 minutes each would be hot.
How does that work then? How am I supposed to believe in science like round earth and vaccines when this shit happens

Lying in bed farting

my incel bedroom is particularly pongy this evening

@Keir Starmer

>>216093252
clueless little feckbrain

>>216093252
>because im a slut
cute...

Tell me your genuine and honest thoughts on Reform
No showing off for the lads, no being edgy or anything. Honest thoughts

>>216093252
each meal container blocks the other, thus preventing both from heating evenly
if you have any more questions about microwaving runt slop, let me know!

removing tonsil stones is fairly simple if you know how to do it
the hardest part is overcoming your gag reflex. it's worth it though not to have stones

>>216093199
yes lad this screenshot of a social media post definitely proves what the medical industry does and doesn't know it seems conclusive thanks to this screenshot of a social media post

>>216093158
say something with your mic zeids
not shy are you x

>>216093221
Because I broke up with her.
For the best really but I do miss that fat bitches stinking cunt

>>216093270
ktim, smells like a combination of quavers and arse with a slight hint of cum

please Join
me ok ..

Do Not Change

Your

clocks On
Sunday !!

>>216093305
don't reply to heathernonce

it not right

>>216093296
Hello Keir. Run out of ideas?

>>216093252
it's because the extra weight stops the plate from spinning. I used to work in Currys so know a bit about microwaves

>>216093318
why?

>>216093305
its some retard idk why you are paying it any attention. the "Foreword" post was iPhone notes without capitalizing the "I"

>>216093318
vile evil ghoul

>>216093228
this
dani dyer was a dental hygienist before going on love island

>>216093324
says it all really

that's all well and good but how do you hold your pen

>>216093318
i'll be late for work thoughbeit

>get a nice buzz going
>have a cig and buzz is gone and im depressed
duno why i bother

>>216093318
why does everyone think youre mousey
are you mousey

>>216093323
take my paw :3

Just searched it and the "5 British values" were invented in 2011 to be taught in schools as part of the "prevent" program to stop kids getting the wrong ideas early on

And these are the values you're now browbeaten with if you suggest we shouldn't have women dressed up like postboxes in our cities

Fair play to them they've done a good job of convincing people

>>216093324
hate this fucking nanny state

picking the lint out of my belly button

>>216093296
My expectations are low and I know they're grifters but I'm going to vote for them.

>>216093331
Once told my yank mate that Currys sold curry so he went in for a lamb bhuna and walked out with fish and chips lmao

>>216093324
soup dragon cafe has a similar policy with the pompidou discount

>>216093356
small
price to Pay

ok ..

Don`t Worry !!

>>216093296
the last stop on the line before civil war

>>216093352
parasite thatll get 0 replies with his pst

I've heard enough. I have ordered my phone to not change time.

>>216093392
Why? You have to live with their consequences

How do I know if I have tonsil stones - I only have bad breath if I drink coffee or eat sugar

>>216093412
who will fight this civil war?

>>216093175
>he posts in outer /int/
grim

>>216093324
>country on its last legs in all aspects
>"We simply MUST ban free refills of sugary stuff!"
All because fatties can't stop stuffing their disgusting fat faces. You should be ashamed.

GP has either never heard of tonsil stones or dismiss them and say you don't need to worry about them. Same goes for dentists. They may give useless advice like 'gargle salt water'. They have no idea
Only two ways of getting rid of tonsil stones: pushing them out with your finger or a cotton bud, or getting your tonsils surgically removed

>>216093431
Just touch your tonsil with your finger and smell it

if there's a horrible smell you probably have them

>>216093422
not enough attention
the story about throwing away breadcrumbs for the loaf (BRED) !

>>216093296
At first they were nice and rorkey and wanted the oakis and wogs out, but in order to appeal to the masses and gain popularity they have softened and let in a bunch of Tories from the party that was just voted out of power for being useless.
This will be their downfall. Hence the green surge now as people are realising that it's too late to get the brown out.

>Right then so I wanted 2 microwave meals because I'm a fat slut and each container says cook for 5 minutes for example.
Well I put both in for 5 minutes and they came out cold. Yet if I were to do them individually for 5 minutes each would be hot.
How does that work then? How am I supposed to believe in science like round earth and vaccines when this shit happens

>>216093296
they'll win, get into power, change nothing and just blame labour/tories/establishment/etc. same shit that's happening all over europe

why the fuck is he so obsessed with tonsil stones

>>216093296
On the one hand they soak up a lot of the worst people who would be marching with tommeh and give them a political aim but on the other hand they take away energy from forming an authentic and organic nationalist movement

Nigel is a scumbag and will say and do anything to get into power but amongst the hundreds of people predicted to get elected next election there will be some good eggs who can guide the party

Frankly not even sure what they stand for because they change their minds so often but it's more about the direction of the energy imo

nth for the gyaldem

>>216093437
I post in outer /int/ to slag the other flags off then direct them to /brit/ so you lot can deal with the outrage

fucking love Michael Olise lads

>>216093228
The entire purpose of dental nurse and dental hygienist professions is women hoping to get impregnated by a rich big dick dentist

>>216093435
take a wild guess as to how the battle lines will be drawn

>>216093472
because he has them and hasn't had a shag in ages
ask dtfic next time he's here
(if he comes back, he's left cause of the 'p spam)

me hearties, blud's got a fever and sore throat:'(

>>216093324
hate how shit and feckless our politicians are. never commit to anything substantial just make the country a little bit more obnoxious every few years
just add a fat tax cowards

>>216093472
it's like the reverse of that phobia about holes in stuff with stuff in the holes. he loves rotting manky shit in the back of a throat.

That's ettles it I'm voting Green

no such thing as british values kek they're universal values and stuff like 'sense of fair play' is bad anyway because it gives wogs with half a brain a chance to better themselves.
Countries like Israel don't give them a chance in the first place because they know if they did it would be a slippery slope towards them losing their ethno identity.
So yeah, so-called British values do our people more harm than good.

>>216093487
kept wondering why french flags kept popping in claiming a brit virgin is shitting up their thread

>>216093487
it doesnt work and youre a polshit immigrant

>>216093324
Omds

>>216093461
>At first they were nice and rorkey and wanted the oakis and wogs out
Nige has never been an advocate for mass deportations, though he might become one if it suits him

>>216093479
genuinely good post

Karl > Yamal

>>216093435
Nobody
Britain is the most domesticated country in the world, there will never be another civil war

im THis CLOSE TO SHaving MY BEARD

>>216093456
this this this
very good advice. if there's any smell left on your finger after touching your tonsil then you 100% have tonsil stones

I want you to breed me :3

>>216093507
well I just don't believe anybody will kill their neighbours unless there is a 2 week period of mass food shortage

>>216093599
Karl might be that White Goat we've been waiting for.

>>216093471
Difference between here and the rest of Europe is due to FPTP there's a decent chance they'll get a majority which will help them a lot
Fighting the civil service and other Muslims and communist infested institutions will be their biggest challenge

if god is real i wonder why he made me human and not a spider or a woodlouse or a starling my soul is more fitting as one of those creatures

>>216093359
runt life

>>216093134 (OP)
on the OSRS toil myself x

the reason video suck and are not art is for the same reason that streaming them became big business. you can watch them and still get everything from it. the game play is secondary and non essential so the the medium is effectively just a compendium of existing mediums like music/movies/animation and not anything new unto itself.

erm...

>>216093472
simply trying to help people not have bad breath

>>216093507
hows the war going in Israel/Palestine then? Russia/Ukraine? must be pretty battle-hardened if you just got done with that and want another war that youll DEFINITELY be fighting

>>216093647
game over for timmy

>>216093647
746 NLM

>>216093614
the country is a powder keg. if one of those boat wogs goes into a school and starts stabbing kids it's off to the races

>>216093472
something else that is easy to post so he can get £0.0003 each time by copy-pasting from a notepad doc

>>216093678
didn't say I wanted it, just my assessment of the situation

>>216093705
They did that last week and there was a few weeks off smashing neighbourhoods before it fizzled out

>>216093705
not happening
if the yanks haven't had a civil war despite loads of guns and far worse atrocities then what makes you think it will happen here

How does Rorke respond?

>>216093705
one more ariana grande manchester concert bombing and things will definitely happen

ramming poo up my arse

>>216093705
>>216093742
hows the war in Israel/Palestine going then Rorke

>>216093743
>what is escalation

>>216093647
Mate you've posted this about 10 times
The discussion has been had
We've moved on

>b-but without migrant workers in agriculture, food costs go up

Now rental costs are going up because millions of people from the third world need housing.

The only thing we have achieved is that agricultural robots are now being developed and built in countries with more restrictive migration policies, and we will then import them at great expense, while the unemployed third worlders will make use of our social programs at even greater expense.

>>216093324
But the price stay the same :^)

>>216093758
he's right. only a cursed people can go from ruling the world to this >>216093647

>>216093758
>haha yes go jews i love israel id die for israel

>>216093757
we have had a civil war

in morleys, you niggaz want sumin?

>>216093758
the Jews dont believe in hell

>>216093793
talking about the modern era

>>216093758
Kek Tommy took that like such a good little goy

>>216093776
I'd talk about your sex life but then there would be no posts

rorke discussing immigration instead of being a proper man and cracking a beer open while watching the footy

can feel the early signs of food poisoning coming on here

>>216093705
You're describing something that's happened like 8 times in the past 3 years lol. There is never an explosion from this supposed "powder keg"

might move to Kazakhstan

>>216093793
are poltards really this stupid? one would hope not

I don't understand the reticence some of you have in finding out if you have tonsil stones. Literally just push down on your tonsils until they spew out of the crevices.
If you have them, your breath will smell rank to other people, even if you can't smell it yourself. Removing them will instantly improve your bad breath.

>>216093134 (OP)
mad how I haven't had sex since osrs was released

>>216093835
and become a steppe nomad horse-archer?

>>216093856
haven't had sex since 2007

Sir Harold Kane, the First of His Name

>>216093499
>>216093599
>buyern
kompany succeeding as a manger in that league is all you need to know about the quality of bundesliga

>>216093816
Listen up mate I've had sex with exactly 9 women so the jokes on you really

>>216093862
why are they all fat

New football manager delayed a year because they changed to unity for better graphics and this is the result lmao

Literally just push down on your tonsils until they spew out from the crevices that your tonsils are made of
When you smell them you will be shocked that this is what your breath smelled like to other people your whole life

"Tommy Robinson" has to be the most obvious intelligence asset of all time
No surprise to anyone that all the biggest mongos take him seriously

>>216093779
>Migrants cramp 10 people into one bedroom
>Migrants take up all the housing

Choose one rorke

>>216093843
bad breath isnt the only symptom

you will also know by sore throat, difficulty swallowing, and a feeling of something being stuck in the throat.

also you can smell your own breath by licking your hand and sniffing it

>>216093862
Leftypol and his mates on their way to worship a brown man (he's just stabbed 40 kids and doesn't speak English)

>>216093750
first thing I noticed was his cross

on beeroid #2

get on my level

>>216093862
Reading homage to Catalonia at the moment and Orwell comments on how the Spanish take smaller steps while marching
Looks like he was right

>>216093862
gay pride parada

When did Brit become lefty

>>216093891
he's a possession based manager mate, did you not even watch burnley's season in the championship
they were never a prem side, were woefully unprepared and didn't have the squad for it, its no wonder they went straight back down

we're winning the champions league with kompanyball

poo on my bum

>>216093874
yh

>>216093903
Both can be true

rorke stuck in the nutty putty cave

some truly moronic idiots in tonight

whats a good auto webm maker site for 4chan. i cba learning how to do it

>>216093903
he didn't say that did he
he said rental costs are going up which is exactly what happens when landlords realize they can squeeze more and more rentoids into the same space

>>216093938
we just want pol to leave

>>216093946
>did you not even watch burnley's season in the championship
Um no, should I have?

>>216093974
Rorke is in the black lodge and can’t get out

>>216093856
mad how I can pinpoint where my life went to shit and it was 2012 when they did the combat update in runescape. I was in year 10 and had no way to cope with life after that

scream

dose computers TOOK OUR JERBS

>>216093976
ffmpeg

>>216093994
do you not support great English traditions like the footy?

proper patriots spend their Sundays on the sidelines at the vanarama league south games.

Canadaaaaa

this is how many stones two tonsils can store
you could have this amount of filth inside your mouth right now and have absolutely no idea
when you smell them you'll understand why they needed to come out

>>216094008
The gherkin?

>>216093928
me spanish great-granddad was nearly executed by communists during the war for wearing a cross, luckily one of the communists had actually worked on his farm before and said he was a good boss and so they spared his life
>>216093966
cor nearly as expansive as the never-ending sky tengri

>>216093976
Webms for Retards

anyone else use a fake accent because their natural one is too northern runt like and nobody would take it serious man in

>>216094018
lol I saw this on a YouTube short yesterday

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ICE CUBE

mental how superior american nature is to ours

Mental how it's still the best of the series, the most soulful first person shooter ever imho

>>216094016
ktim but i was 22 in my last year of uni

WW1 feels like something from the middle ages.
But WW2 feels like it's still relevant because it's never really ended.

might get turkey teeth

>>216094065
t. Jayden Tucker McBurgerio

>>216094065
We tore all of ours down for farmland hundreds of years ago

don't like this whole getting dark earlier and earlier malarkey
depressing

fuck im wasted lol

>>216094092
how do girls with nails like that wipe their bum properly

remember that bad mums post ahaha

>>216094031
I'm a Leeds fan thoughbeit

I feel like this tonsil stone thing is a psyop

>>216094100
same x

>>216094065
pic rel is here

>>216094090
recently heard this lad go on a drunken rant at the end of the war
was funny hearing an 80 year old recording of someone absolutely steaming

>>216094138
it's heathermong's most favourite very special interest to spam the the with

>>216094050
Ngl the Communists are coming across as a disorganised incompetent rabble so far it's no surprise they lost

>>216094053
I speak an odd mixture of Manchester and Yorkshire accent
It’s far too grim for words so I’ve trained myself to speak like a normal human

doing a watch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_(2003_film)

at dentist tomorrow to get an extra pair of tonsils installed

right well that looks like a willy and maybe a bum

>>216094053
i had to reel my council estate chav accent in when i started applying for jobs so interviewers didn't automatically assume i was a total retard

>>216094148
freezing cold, pitch black and galeforce winds 90% of the year, also owned by foreign billionaires or lords who will shoot you then get the local judge (their best pal) to acquit them

>>216094053
this is a commendable pursuit. i wouldn't call it fake, it's just self-improvement. why should you settle with being stuck with a northern accent when you could learn and adopt more southern accent?
do these exercises every day. it will help you a lot. https://pronunciationstudio.com/English-IPA-chart/

Today, I will remind them

that's a lot of squirt

>>216094160
why did she do a wee wee all over his willy?

LIVERPOOP

>>216094053
I'm the opposite
got a southern poof accent and I live in the north so I put on a more working class accent so people take me seriously
duality of man and all that haha

>>216094235
thats squirt, incel

>>216094226
Great anime that

>>216094138
that's because you're a tinfoil hat wearing idiot who spends too much time on 4chan and thinks everything is a psyops

>>216094257
i think it's wee. I've seen wee before

had my tonsils removed in primary school because i kept pretending to be ill lol

tie em to a fence post

Arne Slot more like Arse Slut

hahahahaha

>>216094050
the borjigins are nestorian christians in that save

>>216094245
why do that to yourself? you were blessed with a southern accent and you're actively trying to get a dumb-sounding northern accent that nobody will ever take seriously

>>216094076
sex sex seeeeeex

>>216094268
im onto your game glownigger

>>216094245
Fuck off home nancy boy

>>216094018
SMASHED

playing weird jap game

>>216094276
lucky. your breath must naturally smell very fresh

>>216093938
National Socialism is left wing.

>>216094276
lol
Why didn't you confess to you parents instead?

>>216094257
kek

>>216094084
sill recall getting far cry 3 in early 2013 around the time it came out on the new xbox 360 i got at christmas just a couple months before, a catberg somehow got into the house on the first day I played it and had to get it out the window, then i went back to playing that tremendous game, the multiplayer was really good too cause people could make their own maps, I remember one that was like you were on the moon

>>216094327
feel like I needed to have done this when that annoying girl wouldnt shut up whenever she saw me (but of course it wouldnt be rape)

In my 63 and a bit years on this earth I’ve never been to Northampton.

>>216094305
because I sound like a frail posh wanker and the locals will probably think I'm a sheltered push over

>>216094323
>nooooooo I want to keep balls of rotting bacteria inside my mouth

>>216094327
What the fuck is this shit
That’s a dog nigga

>>216094331
would like to smash gigi iykwim

mad how cute my primary school teachers were and i never truly appreciated it

the magna farta

>>216094076
frog spotted

Every woman I have ever been romantically involved with has had a personality disorder in some form. That’s not normal at all. 7 women and all had a personality disorder. The demiurge must have placed a curse on me. Fucking bastard demiurge

>>216094401
you could've been m*les*ed by them

>>216094344
idk just thought it would be fun
>>216094337
it made no difference

Me? Never been south of Newcastle.

>>216094401
mine were all fat as shit
not regular fat, yank fat
proper obese
I remember in year 5 looking at my teachers arm and realising it was thicker than my whole torso

i had sex a couple hours ago

>>216094367
you're living my idea of hell, where my middle-class southern accent slowly transforms into a working-class runtish northern accent.
that's why you couldn't pay me to live in the north.

Getting the daily dose of National Socialist theory

https://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/sk03.htm

>Americanism is certainly not a spiritual movement, nor is it a worldview that it is possible to oppose at the intellectual level. Its political beneficiaries have tried in recent years to give it, if not a face, at least a program or a goal: “the American Century.” It is a collection of empty promises of the type democratic orators have always made — but this time on a world scale. There is nothing in them to excite a reasonable man. But that is exactly the point of Americanism! The key is not what it promises, but what it cannot promise. The key is not what it demands of men, but what gives them.

>>216094438
how much did the john pay you?

>>216094415
she should fully embrace this type of content instead of those cheap shitty animations

>>216094422
the school nurse definitely did a willy inspection on me and no one believes me. they were checking if my sack had descended

I’m hungry and horny :(

>>216094469
i can satisfy one of these needs ;)

troonscape is the roblox of millenials

Women? Irreparably evil.

>>216094353
that was the last year for the xbox 360 and games were running reaally poorly on it
didn't fc3 run at like 10 fps by that point?

>>216094469
Didn't ask for your Grindr profile info mate

>>216094416
personality disorders don't actually exist, there's no scientific proof it's all just mad theory invented by Jewish psychologists who had to invent something to earn a living
these women just had horrible characters/personalities

>>216094481
>>216094503
?

>>216094497
runescape is only 3 years older than roblox

>>216094510
this guy gets it

>>216094510
they’re healing their traumas ;(

>>216094498
Nevermind actually the fit emo who works at tesco said hi to me just now it’s okay

/brit/ is so homo-coded uwu

Sucking a diet dr p. Shit is so good

i shower twice a day

>>216094510
>these women just had horrible characters/personalities
yeh a personality disorder
they're just maladaptive personalities

Literally couldn’t control myself in tesco. They were playing tiny dancer and thanks to you cunts I just thought about elton sharting spunk on plates of food

Die Engländer behaupten, das deutsche Volk habe den Glauben an den Sieg verloren. Ich frage Euch: Glaubt Ihr mit dem Führer und mit uns an den endgültigen totalen Sieg des deutschen Volkes?

Vienna, 1920s
Imagine the pressure on the psychiatric fraternity to come out with novel mental disorders.
The list of disorders they dreamt up sitting in the living rooms is as long as your arm. They had no scientific training.

>>216094390


>>216094464
nah 2D >>> 3D

just ordered one of everything on the mcdonalds world tour menu heist

>>216094416
mating with personality disorders is rather assortative m'hearty, you may have one yourself

>>216094563
>maladaptive personalities
you're using the freak terminology of (((psychiatry)))

I’m so addicted to Balatro lads

Only won it once haha

>>216094572
Das Wort hat der Kriegsteilnehmer Goebbels!

>>216094438
FOY

heathermong
nazimong
dtfib
ziedy
gyaldemnonce
spainmong

dire thread

>>216094416
Ffs rorke the demiurge is not real and he's definitely not sending mentally ill women to date you

>>216094591
I do mate. Bipolar. No matter how much heathermong will launch his toys out of his pram soon

IM WALDE IM GRUNEN WALDE

>>216094595
maladaptive is an evolutionary biology term

>>216094568
>>216094604
ICH SAGTE:

DAS WORT HAT DER KRIEGSTEILNEHMER GOEBBELS!

>>216094610
Literally all me

>>216094610
The spainiard is class

how can i compress this file to 4mb. the webm converter churned out 37.9mb bloody software bloat .

i want to show you something

How do you get into drug dealing?

Sir Dr Joseph Goebbels

>>216094572
The latest DSM has 450 disorders in it lmao

>>216094675
more like gobbles hitler's willy cause he's a gay nazi

Just seen an obese child with the fluoride-stare dressed like he'd only just walked out of Hot Topic... america is healing

>>216094639
Baffling post

>>216094657
love this x

>>216094667
got refused a third pack of paracetamol last week and I just couldn't deal with it

>>216094661
We’re good, thanks though

>>216094661
how long is it?

>>216094661
Put it in 600x800 resolution and make it less than 20 seconds.

>>216094675
Goebbels, der Drückeberger

the fact is that sex is deeply, deeply soothing for the soul

sorts you out for like a week after

>>216094613
Fuck off demiurge I’m onto you

can dogs be trusted?

>>216094715
ive decided to abandon the venture as actually i have no friends or any sort of network which really seems like step one

The lads on 1910 /brit/ would've all been using these terms with a straight face

>>216094717
its 15 seconds

>>216094761
Border Collies? Yes
Pitbulls? No.
The wife? Only after a pint!

>>216094742
Yeah. Everything just feels “right” after you’ve finished inside her.

>>216094353
I loved Far Cry 3 when it released, but as I have grown older I found myself more nostalgic for 2 - it has a realism that 3 lacks.
The multiplayer was mental, the race tracks in particular - the best one was the Titanic map for TDM, brilliant fun

NEW

>>216094799
>>216094799
>>216094799

>>216094796
FC2 had great atmosphere but the gameplay was shite and even more repetitive than FC3/4

>>216094772
not to mention psychiatric treatment is a history of quackery - electroshock, lobotomy, primal scream, SSRIs

>>216094620
dunno who heathermong really is, what's having bipolar like?
>>216094657
you just love to see it don't you? cute widdle doeggies dancing x

>>216094415
is this you

>>216094661
>bloody software bloat
you are cancer

>>216095062
nah I'm mid