Thread 216099422

dua edish

Dua Lipa stinky feet

there is a house in poo orleans
they call the farting bum

xXxGayPorn666xXx

>>216099422 (OP)
just done 20 sex all up in her asshole
damn she a crazy likes it up the back one

>>216099386
Some retarded Indian was letting off fireworks outside my house yesterday so I consider this fair payback

>>216098805
Especially salient post right about now

there is no excuse to not report the BE flags posts unelss you are him or his r9k buddies

>>216099456
how did you get my xbox gamer tag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FOWGbSc8fs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FOWGbSc8fs

>>216099564
Are Markbunnies permitted

Utterly dire gimmicks lately. Wouldn't even be worth running gimmick of the year at this point

>>216099576
Not sure. Would you like a Palmerbunny?

>>216099582
Still seething about neoliberal teeth are you?

thailad status?

nth for the gyaldem

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqqT2xyjjJ4

Yank women
yes

>>216099593
Ok

hes got the wrong seething priorities

Literal insanity.

>>216099637
Absolutely unfair that someone (not me) gets to name her laugh and cuddle her

>>216099670
This should be banned

*holds your hand*

>>216099674
hs?

>>216099671
Make her laugh*
Sorry lads she got me all nervous

>>216099677
fuck you

>>216099685
Really is extremely disgusting that there's so much lettuce on that and so little chicken
He was right. He always is.

>>216099711
is he a footballer or something

>>216099685
Based. Get that muck out

>>216099727
yh fodingz

>>216099739
he really does look so fucking dumb

the rorke family outing

>>216099674
nothing wrong with black bunnies, chud

>>216099747
That's not nice. He seems like a sound bloke

bored af might chop one of me toes off

RACIST BARN
RACIST BARN
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js6TaXEx-Y4

It's honestly insane that women can lose babies so easily lol
A tiny little fall and the baby just fucking dies
Makes you wonder how the fuck we lasted so long

couldn't get a peep of sleep, which is fair enough as I only awoke some hours ago now

>>216099779
um

any of you ever just count how many farts you've done in a whole day

>>216099787
shotgun approach. just keep firing em out

can't post that

>>216099747
he's just a stoic

*turns hostile*

>>British influencer Sam Pepper launches fireworks at an eight year old in india, proceeds to laugh about it
fair play that is fucking funny

>>216099787
They don't always die from a fall. Some get brain damage, which I take happened to you, after reading your posts

>>216099779
>hang 'em up and nail 'em down
um

>>216099815
he just has that slightly ajar mouth thing that you expect from someone who's completely feckless

enemy hostiles in your AO

>>216099827
Isn't he the bloke everyone had a right moral hissy fit over because he pulled a banging kidnap and murder prank on his mate

>>216099832
Autistic runt

my gherkin baby smooth like dat

>>216099854
yeah
what the fuck was everyone's problem with that, was a right laugh in retrospect

>>216099815
Irish diaspora smoove family

>>216099848
using my bussy as bait. wait out. over

uh oh heathermelty

>>216099823
*dons mimic's veil*

>>216099748
so this is why they call him rorkeychops

my gherkin baby smoove like dat, she white

it's so funny that one stray image, posted without even thinking about it, can just set him off on an hours long rampage
hysterical

i havent posted in like a month and the thread is still irish diaspora gherkin racebait garbage what the FUCK

>it's so funny that one stray image, posted without even thinking about it, can just set him off on an hours
clean your tonsils timmy

>>216099872
Were you looking for the name field? Above the comment box, that'll be the brain damage

>>216099938
feel like he's been at it all year

>>216099957
I accept your concession.

my gherkin baby smoove like dat
she white too

>>216099955
>2012-2014
>2012
>2013
>2013
What a cheating slag

No complaints on my behalf

>>216099938
They've been at it for the past year and a half
They are truly, truly the most mentally ill people this site has ever seen
The Belgian did it on /nederdraad/ before here too kek

katy frothin like champagne atop dat unforgiving 14 oynx

>>216100036
bug people must be exterminated

Katy is on Jeopardy! right now

>>216100062
Mindfuck

your new hymen snapping class

did we forget to mark the first anniversary of gherkinposting?

>>216100089
he's a visionary

about to try NAC
supposedly a bit of a miracle supplement let's see how it goes

>>216100062
Sir Keir Starmer did this.

>>216100089
The post that mindraped two autistic mongs

>>216100089
>a whole year posting about niggers and white women
that's actually grim as fuck

>>216100125
it's been way longer than that

>>216099906
roger, over.
also this apricot jam is absolutely amazing it's hardly sugary at all too tastes practically like apricot if you spread it on bread

>>216100062
sc

>>216100125
It's way longer than that, that's just one of his subgimmicks

>>216100125
he got bored of exclusively posting about that and started going on long winded rants about how all psychological disorders are jewish tricks (projection, he has one) and tonsil stones (once again, projection as he thinks it's what made him stop having sex)

hooking my tackle onto a niggers lip and casting him into the ocean as bait

Im like jack kerouac

ot

>>216100163
That's two different people, heathermong/adam - he just started parroting all of ziedys gimmicks when he turned up

kitchen smells like boiled cum

>>216100180
WOAHHH W33D!! slonkin' da donk brotha maaan

>>216100191
Well quit boiling cum then.

>>216100141
imagine delivering a crisp uppercut to her belly

Simple as

>>216100229
that one blazer-wearing poster in here hitting the town with his mates

member when memes were called image macros?

>>216100219
are you really that fucking short diego

Arse Wick
Air wick for your arse, takes a potent gust and turns it into one of six fresh scents
Patent pending

That's maccas delivery completely ruined then. They've taken the double QPs off the double duo 12.99 deal and put regular like I always assumed they'd meant to, and then added shit like this (which they actually gave me a pop up notification for acting like it was a mega deal). I wouldn't even get this if it was double cheeseburgers. £5 per tiny burger and chips and this is supoosedly a saver deal lmfao

>>216100229
gimp squad are here

Every street has that one house that parents tell their kids not to go to on halloween
If you don't get any kids knocking on halloween, it's your house

>>216099422 (OP)
>cross necklace
thought she was a proud muslim?

>>216100262
this lad cracked the obesity-profit matrix

>>216100262
woke up to their old tricks
just couldn't let the people have their double duo

>>216100141
love arr Ella
lucky bastard who cummed deep inside her

>>216100262
>message notifications next to the usual ubereats
you been branching out lad?

>>216100272
ADONBILIVIT

becoming an private investigator so I can continue stalking people but get paid for it too

>>216100290
how the fuck do you know who that is

>>216100306
I watch the news

>>216100240
honestly more places should have dress codes

went to a nice restaurant the other day and the table next to us had three lads just wearing smelly track suits straight from the gym, and they couldn't hold a knife and fork properly, just disgusting all round

>>216100305
"I'M ON A JOB" i scream as the police slap the cuffs on me for sniffing the pile of leggings in the return bin at primark

>>216100305
my dream job, would pursue it if i had an enough initiative

>>216100344
Lol

>>216100344
keked

Spanish Jimmy Savile
Jimmy Seville

hands up whos sucked a nob

>>216100351
things are getting pretty weird

>>216100381
surprised his hair's still clinging on

pickling a poo

girls with braces

>>216100294
Thing is with message notifications is that I've usually read them by the time I'm ordering food. I do have a life and use my phone for things other than scamming scran promos.

>>216100294
it's my doctor telling me off for being a fat cunt

>>216100428
I don't even have message notifications on. That's quite dangerous with the Turkish girl I talk to threatening suicide all the time.

Have never ordered anything on Uberjeets and never will.

>>216100449
state sponsored anti bigladism

Any poet man in

Thoughts?

Saw an advert for Charlie Bighams on the telly earlier and audibly howled thinking of spaki's failed gimmick

>>216100497
kek

>>216100497
A stunning commentary on society today

>>216100509
If only the french hadnt torn down the bastille theyd have somewhere to put them

roll for initiative

Thread's dead again is it?


How droll

>>216100479
I've got a nig waifu, shes my lifeu
cook me up chicken end of the day foo
she got an ass tho, cheeks like bongos
hit it to the beepin it detecting she a smoke show
big butt there's no other, boody smell like cocoa butter

Anyone recall how the lad who shagged and lost his virginity said he'd give us the updates the day after however he actually just never came back to this place at all? Isn't that, curious?

>>216100580
It late for us

Mousey & Spaino Go To White Castle

>>216100479
On the Peng Cock Pong
Where the Corrs go Mong!
and the woglets all say POO!

There's a Gay Porn Twink
Where the feet all Stink!
And the poltards gisser gasser joos

proud of being a zoomer

Remember when 2016mong had a mental breakdown because people were (correctly) telling him he was a zoomer?

>>216100637
when will this botox lips fad ever end? tired of seeing women whose lips look like mandrill buttocks

>>216100690
he's in his 40s

>>216100637
doesn't exist
never seen this one in real life ever at all never ever

>>216100647
imagine being done over by the slice of bread

people always go on about spaino but i've never even seen a screenshot of one of his posts or someone even saying what he would post and how it distinguished him

>>216100709
Probably don't see much sat in your smelly incel cave all day and night

>>216100647
my gran literally does not give a shit
she'll cut it off and eat it anyway
Our Christmas meat is frozen for 2 months before we eat it.
She literally fucking froze it last week. Nothing wrong with it! Puts hair on yer chest!

>>216100721
Not our fault you're a newfag

>>216100709
t. gen z

>>216100730
your gran is metal

>>216100425
big fan

>>216100745
Ah you're a nonce as well I see

>>216100735
if you think about it though it kinda is, if you would have waited year to post the first /brit/ thread so i could have joined in then I wouldn't be a newfag

>>216100742
passed it on to me she did
used to eat my sandwiches with mud all over my hands from playing out
barely ever get sick, never had covid, never had the jab. I gained a clue LONG ago.

>>216100691
for me its the fake painted black eyebrows girls have now
looks ridiculous

Turns out the peng teng with all the face piercings that rides same bus as me is actually a tranny. Saw xer get on with an obvious troon and xer voice was quite raspy and then i observed the meaty hands. Still would.

belly hurty

>>216100741
yeah and i don't do it
no one does

>>216100801
t. mouldy bread consumer

sounds a bit stormy out there

>>216100841
it started to rain here exactly as you posted this WTF

sounds a bit rapey out there

>>216100841
Same here! It's proper cozy, rain on the attic window, strong wind blowing
love it

are beautiful ash x

>>216100808
copium

>>216100841
that's cos there's a storm coming in

>>216100894
bigshot over here fancy's himself a meteorologist
shut the fuck up dumb cunt

>>216100841
sorry mate it was the rice and beans x

>>216100890
gen z stare on that one

asked a girl at work if she was related to the other asian person
she just stood there in silence for about a minute straight staring at me and then just said "no"

>>216100841
sir kier stormer

>>216100923
Do NOT ask him why he doesn't post on his trip any more

>>216100925
i will carve your face off bruce you sun baked abbo cunt

>>216100929
alright owen

>>216100927
kek
actually true

>>216100923
missed you so much despy

andrea botez leaks aren't even good

>>216100959
I find her sister far more attractive honestly
Where leaks

Know your place, Gentile dog

>>216100927
Isn't she like 35

gay sex shocktroopers

>>216100984
id rather have a jewish neighbour than a muslim. how many jewish rape gangs were there?

>>216100923
the fuck? is the beglian ziedy poster just spaino?

>>216101015
Don't mate you'll set off London paki.

>>216101015
We recently spent years fighting the Israeli government to deport a jew that molested kids in a jew school here then fled to Israel.

>>216101015
dunno but how many muslim rape islands were there?

>>216101015
you don't know about them for... reasons, not because they don't exist

>>216101015
organized muslims may be brutish but organized jews know how to do it and cover it up, they rape intelligently

>>216101041
ok but in my country (the only one that matters) the pakis have been conducting mass gangrapes and sexual torture of white children for decades and the government covered it up

>>216101022
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/196220991/#196222154

mental how naive rorke is just utterly mental, tommy robinson really is the absolute perfect depiction of the average rorkey

>>216101049
don't care about islands beyond my own
>>216101055
>>216101064
zero proof thx for playing

>>216101073
My point is neither is good and you've already failed by conceding you MUST have one and picking "the lesser evil".
No mate, both should be gone.

>>216100977
search "botez" on bunkr
third one down

a jew never raped me up the arse

>>216100984
When has he ever said anything bad against Jews though

>>216101140
Shitting hell

>>216101154
never
in fact he sucks their circumcised dick everyday

Mental how many people have fallen for le Epstein bogeyman. Watch the documentary about him on Goyflix. Despite them trying their best to whitewash it, the whole thing obviously operated like a gigantic escort agency.

If you believed the media or Reddit you'd think he was abducting 9 year olds in a sack and raping them on his secret island. When the reality was it was high schoolers making thousands of dollars a time partying, doing drugs and recruiting other girls to be a part of it. Even the prosecutor called it the "world's biggest sex pyramid scheme". Some of the so-called 'victims' literally recruited hundreds of other girls to have sex with him.

At that point you're not so much a victim as you are a co-conspirator. The only thing that separates them and Ghislaine Maxwell is their age. But they're attractive young white women and they cried so everyone just lets them off the hook.

>>216101154
Literally never

>>216101181
mental innit
that Giuffre bitch was a massive whore making money for having sex and I'm supposed to feel sympathy for her

>>216101154
>>216100984
strange
only reason youre in a mudflood is the jew...

>>216101083
uhm, was that's s'pposed to be then

>>216101083
kek almost forgot about that

>>216101181
>the documentary about him on Goyflix
Yeah some of the victims came across as...less than sympathetic. Like you recruited 200 young girls from your school to have sex with an old man and you made commission off it? How are you not in prison?

>>216101209
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/196132638/#196133105

eating sausages lads

>>216101049
just the one

im a twat

stupid youtube asking if i'm still listening made me lose the game

playing assassin's creed 3 and don't understand shit who are all these people they make me babysit

>>216101106
it's not really an apples and oranges situation
these animals were doing this terrible shit with their own family members
they are subhumans

Ziedy and spainpaedo are obviously different posters
Ziedy was active on the dutch general for years before he came here

>>216101292
benjamin wanklin

>>216101299
Right, but that doesn't matter mate. They both should be gone.

might start namefagging here as evidently I would immediately become a supreme locus of power

>>216101290
what game

>>216101305
They are, but spaino has been known to impersonate known personalities. He LARPs as diego and mousey as well.

*flies past*

fucking hell

*flies past*

>>216101321
diepio 2 teams

>>216101255
why on earth is he called spaino then when he didn't post from a spanish flag, also interesting how someone said they and employed woman were samefagging in that thread and the other day employed woman was caught samefagging, now I understand why people get all schizo, I wonder if employed woman really is spaino then

>>216101318
You don't have the gumption to keep it up

>>216101306
kek
>>216101317
there are 287,360 jews in my country and 1.66 million pakis. we must purge the pakis or perish

>>216101321
Victoria 2

mad how shit the bundesliga is

>>216101341
did anyone see that?

*walks towards rorke*

CAℕCER SEASOℕ disgusting loser nerds CAℕCER SEASOℕ why ar they playing? stop fucking playing! stolp 𝒶lyimgn u cnmcern sigundihgt loser disnutingloser r𝒶nmdom nerd 𝒶fdterhbscok leo

>>216101378
bundasliga

>>216101359
There's no reason not to purge both you kike.

>>216101359
Yeah but if we just got rid of all the Jews the pakis would just magically disappear somehow. Because obviously there's no such thing as white liberals or millions of left wing voters in this country. If Jews just suddenly disappeared they'd all obviously become neo Nazis and we could just deport all the non whites...err...somehow.

felt some sexual tension with my therapist and she said that she "really enjoyed" meeting me. is this just her being professionally nice or should I try and flirt with her?

>>216101351
spaintard and sacked tranny used to do it on purpose to wind up certain posters

>>216101409
If you were a therapist, would you date one of the lunatics you manage

Japan has basically zero Jews and is still being flooded with mass migration, so obviously there's more to it than that.

>>216101386
rorke's nemesis

>>216101351
"employed woman" is unironically not spaino. He used to post as Tilde on /britfeel/ before he came here
His entire routine of telling people to go to /britfeel/ is literally just projection.

any man in remember PSHE lessons in school
what was up with that shit ?

>>216101401
retarded cunt

I'd have sex with Emma Watson.

>>216101479
NOT ALLOWED.

>>216101453
Ah yes school teaching us that multiculturalism and (Blairite) democracy are British values

>>216101432
wait you actually believed the jewish conspiracy nuts?

>>216101479
what are they looking at?

>>216101404
least disingenuous schlomo award

i might have gone to uni, but at least i know i'm dumb
i might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun

>>216099422 (OP)
dua

>>216101523
And your response to >>216101432 Ahmed?

>>216101527
role model

Sexxmaxxing with Dua right now

>>216101527
I feel bad for the younger generation, i remember being a shut in incel as a lad was hard but at least literally everything wasn't whorecore

(((>>216101528)))
>some country in the pacific must have exactly the same factors playing into their demographic situation as every other country on the planet
I mean, incidentally they do, but lol

might get one of those squat toilets for poomaxxing

>spaedo da jooz melty
Mental how badly I mindraped him

>>216101386
what does rorke even do in this scenario? start shouting out slurs while pacing away in a hurry? (he can't properly run due to weight issues)

>>216101555
Does the journalist Noah Smith control Japanese immigration policy or do Japanese people? What about China? Are they also controlled by this mysterious Jewish cabal?

>>216101580
stop projecting your illness and anger buddy, not everybody is your ongoing eceleb fixation

(((>>216101583)))
>still shifting the discussion away from the UK
very slippery lol

>>216101432
they're lap dogs of Israel's golem

>>216101434
Corr whats her name again

>>216101567
Do 20 poos in a row ok pal? Oh you can't? This is why white people are fucked if the Chinese ever decide to industrialize

>>216101629
Not giving my phone to an AI-generated foid

>>216101618
Why have Japan and China both expanded their immigration intake? Are they also being controlled by the Jewish cabal?

>>216101629
clearly a clanker in a skin-suit like the synths from fallout 4

>>216100089
mhmm

>>216101644
lol you've very obviously caught him off guard with that Japan question since he clearly gets most of his 'knowledge' from /pol/ infographics

attracting foreign professionals with a new 'N-visa'

>>216100262
grim

(((>>216101644)))
I don't care lol
this is /brit/
we are in britain

(I am anyway)

>>216101660
Love are milei

screeching
>critical thinking is satan trying to manipulate you
lmao

>>216101666
>>216101684
Right that's this cunt cooked then.
What's next on the agenda?

Meltdown

>>216101680
Get every single one of them into a small rural village

(((>>216101666)))
nice satantrips levi

jews imported migrants into the uk and you don't even dare to refute it lol

so you shift to 'japan'

(((>>216101693)))
concession accepted

Cant find a picture of Biden touching the wall
Jus sayin

where katy smoove?
i thought she was wid u?
find nesta, maybe he seen her
wher pon be katy smoove?
i dun k

>>216101660
This doesn't challenge my post

why does dtfic defend jews so hard anyway

or does he genuinely just think i'm one of the thread gimps he is currently obsessing over

>>216101704
So you're saying the Jews don't control China or Japan? Then why do they let in immigrants?

>>216101432
>Japan has basically zero Jews and is still being flooded with mass migration
they're not, and even the small amount that they have is being receiving significant pushback

just had a very nice chicken sandwich on warm oven baked bread

>>216101742
what are your thoughts on heatherpaedo's mental breakdown and suicidal thoughts?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215645212/#215647075

Thing about eating too much is... I like it ⌒(*＾-゜)v

(((>>216101749)))
>blah blah blah
jews imported the invaders into the uk

they imported them into the uk

>pakis: very very very bad
>jews: bad
hope that clears things up for you fellas

>>216101766
He says that stuff for attention

>>216101776
i detest both lol

but only the hasbara crew try to twist it into a 'sides' thing

there are only two sides

the british nation, and aliens (jews + pakis)

Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy anymore either. But I like it... (‾◡◝)

>>216101771
Did they? How many Jews were there in the cabinet of Clement Attlee when the Windrush arrived and mass immigration began?

(((>>216101798)))
jews owned the windrush lmao

will wait to post next thread though

>>216101766
im in that thread, it was around the time i first started posting in here, im the one who posted his eye in that thread

>>216101771
Alright timmy two times

>>216101798
Can already hear ChatGPT firing on all cylinders for him to be able to answer this one lol

>>216101822
that's me done

(me done)

thanks to clement atlee, millions of white girls experienced incredible orgasms
he invited to the cookout

>>216101872
i am coming to your house in london

>>216101878
>>216101878
>>216101878

white pink for cronem
prickly brown for timmy

If no one makes the new we will never have to hear his inane and ill informed arguments about how it's the Jews fault that he has never had sex

(((>>216101898)))
aw too bad sweetie

looks like you're gonna have to try and slide it!

can't stop farting it's actually ridiculous
my arsehole is getting a right workout