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>>216101534 (OP)
Lemn

think it might finally be cold enough to sleep with the heat on
cozy time

canadian dawgs

>>216100659
>>216100659
>>216100659

We're here tho

WHom is Jason and when did he start posting here? He must be a new personality

>>216101584
I'm loving it

>>216101591
Fuck off beaner

>>216101592
he's the main character of /cum/

>>216101592
He's the reason why this general even exists

current /cum/ lineup includes:

>Jason
>Spinster
>Brian
>Bulgarian
>Icelandanon
>that Serbian faggot
>redditjeet
>mid foid

>>216101592
He's been here since 2018

I want fancy clothes but I don't have much money or a reason to wear them anyway

>>216101620
spinny lives in a camper?

>>216101620
serbianon is nice and you forgot slovenianon

I wonder if you could see a difference in xkcd's videos if I sodomized him.

>>216101522
>obama puts in basketball court and this is totally acceptable
>leftards go full ape when trump puts concrete for the journalists to not have to stand in the grass and when he self funds a ballroom for dignified receptions instead of a tent in the yard

i'm the cutest poster in /cum/ actually

>>216101620
I've been here since 2019 and I have never become a personality

i was surprised when i learned there's actual femboys posting here

>>216101633
yeah she is trailer trash who takes it in the ass
>>216101635
serbianon is a fag who wants to fuck his mom + he's trying too hard lately, ever since the face reveal i've found him intolerable. slovenianon doesn't post here much anymore.

>>216101656
muricans are too vulgar to be cute even the girls

>>216101620
>Bulgaria mentioned

>>216101601
>>216101613
>>216101626
Dont recall whom he is, but he definitely was not around in 2015. Do people here know who Clack/SELF is anymore? Whateve rhappened to him

Not buying weed this month. I've got enough weed.

>>216101667
You have to post a lot and be obnoxious I guess

>>216101672
>ever since the face reveal i've found him intolerable.
crazy how that works. in your mind you think these posters are cute 18-21 y/o twink boys but when they post their mug you see they are just ugly brown dudes

>>216101672
neither does spinster thougheverbeit

>>216101699
I think I'm obnoxious

Should we add CORDSEETHER to the list of personalities? Or maybe he'll learn his lesson tonight and keep his lil mouth shut until it's time to suck some dick.

>>216101672
Spinny owns a house. She's a trust fund kid

>>216101720
haha spinny good one

>>216101720
>Spinny owns a house
Good for her

Sunset is at 6:08 pm tonight.

ngl mid foid is very plappable

>Chilefag not posting here
I successfully migrated everybody over to this thread by linking to it in the thread he made. We just can't be having non-cum members making the new, butchering the name, etc. Him not posting in this thread just shows you he doesn't want to participate in /cum/ culture.

Need my back worked on by a woman in heels

>>216101757
Same but my balls

>>216101751
I feel like everyone knows someone who looks like her

>>216101754
/cucumber/'s not /cum/ tho

>>216101770
same but my urethra

>>216101754
Good work. We only have room for one third world nation in this general and it's Mexico.

>>216101751
She looks Lebanese.

>>216101773
lol so true, I for real know two girls that look like her

>>216101777
Seems like a bit much but trips don't lie

>>216101754
you didn't do shit, it's a different general

I posted my cock and tummy in here and midfoid said something like be my husband. Sorry but I go for goth girls twinks and femboys only + I already have a goth gf

>>216101754
>>216101774
you see /cucumber/ is a perfect superset of /cum/, there's simply no reason not to use it

An insulator on a 34kV substation blew up near me while I was at work last night. Loud as fuck

You on the gram holding money to your ear there's a disconnect we don't call that money over here

>>216101804
none of that happened you lying little queer

>>216101799
He was pawning it off like was the new
people posting there would have treated it like /cum/ had I not moved everybody over here

Grandpa fell down again

>>216101754
Based

>>216101823
i did and a leaf replied and said "post butt" or something along those lines. it was probably you

>>216101826
you didn't redirect anyone anon we weren't going to use it

I have bacne and a disturbing amount of body hair for a guy my size

>>216101854
Yes you were
My plan was foiled this time but next time you won't be so lucky

>>216101842
ha yeah he "fell" down totally by accident again

i remember when my grandpa would say something transphobic and then coincidentally "fall" down a flight of stairs. whoops.

I have bacne and a disturbingly little amount of body hair for a guy my size

I wish the whole world would fund the India/paki war and we all place bets on each side like a cock fight

I have asscrackne and a pleasant amount of pubes for a midget

i have good skin and a full head of hair, people regularly assume i'm still in my early 20s
i'm also pretty tall (6'2)

>>216101754
Who cares who makes the new. I bet you're the same bitch that rees about normies. This isn't your self hating hug box, faggot

>>216101869
No he's eighty-something and he genuinely just falls over because his legs aren't strong enough to support him anymore

I really wish I could have hoes in different area codes.

I'm still far away from home and shit is going down, moves are being made, things are changing that have never been changed before

>you didn't redirect anyone
you're just an angsty twink boy that doesn't like being commanded and bossed around. you did it anyway.

>only one person hates normalfags
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpeg

Chappell Roan has a nice ass

>>216101912
nigga needs a wheelchair

>>216101933
how do you figure? seems trashy

>>216101683
Clackamas County yes
I don't use redditflags anymore though
Not sure who self is

>>216101620
That picture is some random whore and not spinster

called a woman a whore on instagram live and she made fun of me for only having 37 followers

>>216101903
Kek those guys are based

>>216101986
I have 412 followers

been sleeping my life away lately

I wonder whatever happened with them /dixie/ boys

only i know what the namefags of /cum/ actually look like

>>216102026
It was like 90% Europeans anyways

>>216101949
Clack is SELF

>>216102026
There was congay who lived in a trailer with a mexican twink

>>216102026
AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS
RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS

>>216102068
That's an exaggeration, it was more like 50% maybe
>>216102069
I remember him

>>216102063
Let me guess, they're all fat retards

>>216102063
Mommy she has nice thighs

>>216102068
>>216102079
Percentage depends if you counted Turkey as European or not

Spinster is my mommy but she hated when I called her that

>>216102023
>I like sleep
You don't like sleep per se you just don't like being alive

>>216102063
She needs to focus on only leg workouts, calves especially. Just pretend the upper body doesn't exist and get the best legs ever.

im a roman until the day I die nigga

we raped the shit out of the jews and germanics and they have not stopped seething since

what do you think spinster's butt smells like?

REMINDER
To any gainfully employed /cum/niggas, the end of the year is approaching, try to use all your benefits before it's too late!
REMINDER

>>216102063
You dont know what clack looks like

>>216102123
I liked when turkbro posted his food trays
They didn't look so bad a lot of the time, just small portions and sometimes too dry

>Many women report that giving oral sex can make them feel empowered.
hehe I'm empowering women

>>216102063
unappealing shape and mentally ill. i don’t think i’d want to take her to meet my parents. i wonder if she can cook

Considering taking Chinese peptides

>love fat chicks and guns
>not born in USA
I suffer

So how about them *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

>>216102139
Like fucking POOP
Next question

>>216102138
>germanics
How much of a historylet are you?

>>216102157
How is that shape unappealing

Gfberg was using her dildo today

What's your favorite OH MY GIRL song?

>>216102181
Gross

>>216102180
she’s fat and it’s not distributed well

>>216102198
How is that fat
Literally a normal woman body

>>216102192
Tf that dumb bitch doing with that bread

>tired as fuck ready to pass out
>have a pint
>up for the next 9 hours drinking
beer works better than coffee

I don't give a fuck, bro I'm an incel

>>216102175
10 years after a*minius had "defeated" the Romans "in battle" his corpse was rotting having been poisoned by Roman agents and all the germanic tribes that had assisted him had been exterminated.

so who really got buckbroken here

>>216102209
One thing that is 100% trve is how North Americans are so used to seeing fat people we have genuinely forgotten what normal looks like

>>216102192
I could have told you that

>>216102187
Why?

>>216102180
short torso, thick waist

I stopped eating sugary food like ice cream and cereal the other day and now I feel like dog shit. I didn't cut out carbs tho and I had some raisins

I want to jerk off but I can't kick dogberg out of my bed she needs to be loved

>>216102251
get the peanutbutter

>>216102250
Takes longer than a few days for your body to adjust to a new diet
Just think about how awful diabetes is and you'll stop eating excess sugar fast

>>216102273
interesting

>>216102273
Her cat hates her, rightfully

>>216102281
I sucked a bbc a while back too though so that's why I'm a bit scared

>>216102235
>so who really got buckbroken here
You aren't gonna like the answer to that...

>>216102306
This is an oversimplification

went to a museum with parentbergs today

>>216102306
It should be much more than this, for example gepids and ostrogoths in Dacia/Illyria/Pannonia

At first we good but then it's mask of

>>216102273
totally worthless onlyfans
expected.

>>216102323
Not really, Germanics conquered the entire Western Empire. Romans never conquered all the Germanics.

>>216102236
tsmt
>>216102209
look at her cankles she’s gotta be pushing 30% bf

can any femoids itt tell me how tf they actually find suckin dick enjoyable
seems like it would just hurt

>>216102331
gypsies aren't German

>>216101534 (OP)
I thought I was like guts but I am more like shinji

I'm ugly but like yea, it is what it is

>>216102331
Lel you predicted my next post >>216102339

drank a perrier

Hispanics ~

the Hispanic Roman legion defeated the jews in battle in the first roman-jewish war destroying the second temple.

the Hispanic Roman legion defeated the jews in battle in the third roman-jewish war resulting in the complete destruction of jerusalem, the jewish peoples and their expulsion

The Hispanic peoples successfully expulsed the jews out of the Iberian peninsula in the 1300s

The Hispanic Division under the command of Hitler participated in numerous offensive efforts on the Eastern front defeating many jewish communist battalions in battles

>>216102344
it satisfies their power fantasy. They could just bite down hard and end your life there

>>216102358
I often have a Lacroix or Spindrift

>>216102339
>ooga booga wypipo conquered other ooga booga wypipo who were left homeless after the Roman Empire collapsed
Not very impressive

You look like this

>>216102388
I do

>>216102344
Do you not enjoy eating pussy?

>>216102397
no she pees out of there and her farts and hair get over there too shit's gross
I wouldn't even finger a bitch if she didn't need it to get wet
if I could use only my dick ever then I would

WELCOME TO TIXUANA TEXILO SEXO MARIXUANA
teguila
https://youtu.be/VuktJ8mppE0?list=RDVuktJ8mppE0

>>216102323
cope, germs pwned the romans

i wish i could live in the city i hate living in a suburb

>>216102386
They weren't homeless, they lived in the Romans homes after conquering them and taking it. Doesn't get more direct than that.

>>216102423
Horrifying webm

>>216102418
>no she pees out of there and her farts and hair get over there too

woah fella you don't need to sell it so hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERezo62ftQs
doom metal in /cum/

>>216102426
arminius was poisioned by the romans and they pissed on his grave, that is how your leader went out

>>216102439
im glad u like the music at least miho

>>216102273
gringas all built like this now, kinda insane

I'm not smart to have a job where I only sit and I'm not in shape enough for a job where I don't

>>216102437
nasty whore

>>216102431
Yea it sucks

>>216102451
https://youtu.be/fVMCqSUKkmY?list=RDfVMCqSUKkmY

ayo we finna smoke this weed neffew

It really must be awful to not be straight.

>>216102337
Where can I find only fans leaks

Schizophrenia is a jewish illness

I need so much money I need money coming out my earhole

to me the americanization of other countries adopting halloween/trick-or-treating is such a weird thing to be mad about. bitch you are mad about wearing a costume and getting free candy? halloween has to be one of the best things to come out of this god forsaken continent......... (yes i know it originally came from an irish pagan holiday)

https://youtu.be/NjS9Vn31kSk?si=bzjinETaqNHD7P1O&t=41

>>216102519
You don't understand
>America bad!!!

>>216102519
It came from an irish pagan holiday

farting out your dick mite b cool

>>216102521
What was Bjork singing about here
What is big time sensuality

>>216102521
https://youtu.be/eg-gv3EpzxU?t=40

>>216102530
yes i know that you stupid asshole. i literally said that i knew that.......

being asexual would be such a blessing. imagine what you could do unburdened from that cognitive load

Romans > any other peoples in this world that have ever existed

>>216102519
americanization bad isalmization good

>>216102542
I would probably get fat from eating too much since the only thing stopping me from eating too much is not wanting to be ugly

>>216102542
im asexual in the sense that im not attracted to anyone but i still have sexual urges. just not towards anyone

The ultimate redpill is just 1000 years before the settlement of Rome the Italic and Germanic people were the same population, the weirdest thing is when we received ancient Etruscan DNA and multiple had Y-DNA R1b-U106 (Germanic Haplogroup)

>>216102565
Asexual relationships still have sex sometimes for this reason

>>216102484
It was a nice bum, which is why the tranny janny had to delete it, because it reminded him that he will never be a woman.

>>216102560
you would probably still have a social incentive not to be fat even if you didn’t want pussy

>>216102568
>haplogroup
You lost me there, none of that shit makes any sense

I don't want other countries to do Halloween because I want to be uniquely American. Europeans can have their own thing....like getting mugged and stabbed by brown dudes and ran over at Christmas markets

>>216102573
im not interested in sex with anyone, or relationships for that matter, i just masturbate and thats the extent of my sexual urges

Scandinavian women are pretty and all but the Scandinavian peoples have contributed jackshit to humanity

>>216102535
shes talking about being in love with ricardo lopez

>>216102581
So Americans can be mugged and stabbed by our own brown dudes instead, got it

>>216102576
this im asexual and aromantic and not interested in a relationship with anyone, i wouldnt even share a bedroom with someone i find that extremely invasive
still self-conscious of being fat

>>216102539
Oh okay

>>216102584
Sweden is a powerhouse in science are you for real

>Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
>And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
>I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes
>That night, I fucked three fat bitches
>Can't get the fuck with it? Forget it
>I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it
>When the genie says on with the show
>It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

>>216102606
glad we cleared that up...

>>216102536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_u9rvFKzE

Are there any SIFS Posters here?

>>216102584
that’s only true compared against other white people. if the world were 100% scandinavian it would probably be a utopia but compared to germans and britishers and the french yeah they’re lightweights

New Yorker cartoon

>>216102619
u are my man
https://youtu.be/MYp_gJQwRx8?list=RDMYp_gJQwRx8&t=6

>>216102594
I live in a cozy midwest town with local orchards that do free hay rides, hay mazes, cornfield mazes, etc. there are pumpkin patches and few black people. sorry that you live in a piece of shit democrat state :3

I wrote a song about you Anon!
>He's just a penis man!
>Living in a penis land!
>Sucking dicks all day!
>Because he's fucking gay!

i cant believe there are people in 2025 who dont know about laibach

>>216102657
This must be really funny for New Yorkers

I went to my cousin’s home where it happened and after going to bed I snuck out explored the art gallery and museum wing. I made my way to the cathedral and had a duel with the opera-singing female pastor. Now I’m back at home having a sandwich.

>>216102682
Yes because the Jets suck hardcore

might get a za tomorrow

I like when they start playing the girl gets startled by the drums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SbTxQLqVss

>>216102700
The Jets have nice colors
I rooted for them when they made deep playoff runs in in 2009 and 2010 when I was a kid
Little did I know that would be the last time they would ever be good

Thought I was Superman but I'm Fanboy and Chumchum

letting out those pre poop farts

>>216102708
What kind?

>>216102697
Why can't we actually go on adventures like this every day

I got hairy man nipples and you’re gonna touch them

why do zoomers say
>YES SIR!
after getting a kill in an fps game

>>216102728
papa johns

I'm a big superman fan

>>216102713
https://youtu.be/3MCQwShPzVg?list=RD3MCQwShPzVg

>>216102745
that black pipo music has nothing to do with the cure

>>216102737
What toppings?

>>216102732
Would be pretty cool. At least we have our dreams.

>>216102734
My dad had those pepperonis

The dinner

>>216102757
your moms pussy cream

>>216102754
it is what it is
https://youtu.be/lhPZ8bSnRq8?list=RDlhPZ8bSnRq8

>>216102770
looks like a tray of dirty diapers with dicks

>>216102771
Vile.

Is that poop

>>216102769
Yeah my dad did too. My nips are smaller and pinker by comparison.

>>216102778
damn this pic is old
real vintage goon material

>>216102783
for real doe just bacon bits and red pepper flakes

>>216102770
>>216102782
looks gross but u know dat shit be rite

>>216102803
yum

>>216102778
Whoa mama

There's definitely something seriously physically wrong with me but I'm not going to any bitch doctor
I will overcome this through sheer force of will

someone i talk to keeps saying that me describing negative things in my life makes him upset and pessimistic but then i talk about positive and fun things and he completely ignores it no response at all

Wrap your toes around my cock ASAP!

>>216102820
>>216102794
what would u do to her big fat ass?

FK tier post

>>216102826
Lol your friend might be me

Me I'm a Marlboro man that nic smoke cleans the ole wind pipes like nothing else

big up for my german friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karrpWPKjbs

>>216102836
Make her lose at least ten pounds

>>216102836
I would heatbutt her big ass so fucking hard

Imagine showing this article to someone from a couple decades ago
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/magazine/testosterone-women-health-sex-libido-menopause.html

>>216102823
I had chronic really intense, unexplained pain for years, and the doctors dismissed it and gave me painkillers and laxatives.
The problem resolved itself because of an unrelated medication that was for something else. I forgot about it. Then, and unrelated to that past chronic pain issue, I had abdominal screening, and the doctor was flabbergasted and never seen anything like it. He said I could have died easily due to internal bleeding at the time and that the pain of the condition I had would have been more painful than giving birth

>>216102892
im sorry but its tldr

I know the secret formula to make coca cola

I wish we were all fat and ugly

>>216102854
i switched to winston after i found out they test marbloros by gassing dogbergs with 100 of them at a time. that doesn’t sit right with me

>>216102899
>tldr
I had chronic rupturing ovaries and it was so bad that one fused to my bladder, they stopped rupturing when I started juicing

People with autism be like "there's exactly 2,437 toothpicks also I pooped my pants"

>>216102914
Of course you would say that

ok i will post polish pshodelic rap now
i know u wanna check it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5xOVM6j0j0
1998

>>216102942
you into prostate play?

>>216102928
>ovaries
Show tits or gtfo cunt

I’m having a big soft warm poop inside my body will soon be making its exit

>>216102951
well I couldn't remove one of the ovaries but thankfully I was able to remove both of those

>>216102814
true that

Petting doggo

>>216102950
No I like anime

Uh oh I’m having an episode uawguauaghwawabababababa

>>216102959
No one wants to hear about your bleeding ovaries whore, show tits or grfo

>>216102972
are you cute? would you dress up as your favorite anime character?

>>216102982
I'm a man, I don't have tits.

>xi/xir jeeta posting bladder fantasies
grim state of /cum/
well all cancucks are feminine inclined by default so it's not like xi is much worse than the other cankek flags

L E T S F U C K I N G G O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlnDrnPj2KA

>>216102986
How do you have ovaries then you a hermaphrodite?

>>216102986
he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ

Thinking about funny moments from a let's play of a game I watched years ago

>>216102998
Is she okay? Should we call a doctor?

>>216102983
Im too short to dress up as Joseph Joestar.

>>216103004
Sometimes God makes mistakes,

Side note: I only have one ovary now but it shouldn't be considered because it's almost entirely scar tissue

If I had ovaries as a male I'd be constantly fertilizing myself how that even work is the vaginal canal under your dick or something?
Sounds demonic

>>216103011
i thnk she needs u, u can save her

>>216103041
why are you like this

I made this
https://voca.ro/1hgBomLFF19r

>>216103041
You can take a wild guess as to why they were dysfunctional and chronically rupturing
They just weren't intended to be

OLE OLE
https://youtu.be/X52ha7KhWa8

>>216103041
i thought leduc has ovotestes or some intersex condition with both parts xe showed xyr genitals on cum before... it's dire

For me Im getting tingling in my fingers, feet, randomly go from cold to super hot, pain in the upper right abdominal quadrant and in the upper left, thirsty often
I'm like some kind of leper, just put me down with one of those cattle guns

>>216103102
you have menopause

How do I get a Chinese gf?

>>216103072
uuuuuffff

>>216103123
Have a successful career

>>216103123
be rich and flashy with your money, chinese girls are gold diggers but they will give up the snizz if you buy them stuff

>>216103072
It’s gotta be so comfortable for her to sit down almost anywhere

She was so perfect

>>216103129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tf1wzg4rdE

tomboy vanilla tanlines 1guy 1girl anal -futanari

>>216103123
She needs my semen I'd dick the socialism right out of her with my Yankee penis each thrust would deprogram her harder

>>216103146
Are Chinese American girls any different? The last fling I had was with one. She was super cute and the boss in her workplace. Meanwhile I was working a dead end job.

Florida actually has a thriving population of wild rhesus monkeys. I had no idea.

why are there like 5 cums on the log

>>216103193
she was just slumming it with you, she'd never have a serious relationship with someone who can't be a strong male provider and run a family.

>>216103161
>>216103011
https://youtu.be/O7ObxfmbrBY

watching tim dillon

>>216103255
I like his pessimism

do vanilla protein shakes just all mix poorly or what this is bullshit

>>216103262
You gotta shake it hard

>>216103255
can only watch these comedians through redbar

>>216103262
Protein shakes contain lead

recycle

>>216101457
>>216101457
>>216101457

>>216103277
that's what I do with my wiener after a piss

>>216103290
Not all of them