Thread 216103499

mason musso and trace cyrus edition?

>>216102452
didn't actually just a glass of water, keeping healthy

why did you post this

drive uncle

>>216103521
fair enough

just learned about the uk's 77th brigade

Thoughts?

>>216103531
you lot surely have similar things

there's a ground beetle on the ceiling

>>216103537
just came to that sweet mouse arse

It’s a Dark Academia type of morning

well that's a sexy little mouse isn't it

>>216103583
those vibes are reserved for upperclassmen

>>216103583
it really is, nice and rainy, foggy, cold out, the autumn leaves on the ground?

>>216103583
love the dark academia aesthetic, dislike the genre of book which is boring

finna buss a hot load up that mussy

>>216103537
I liked the character sheet where it explained it can be a futanari if it wants to

>>216103583
This and my cock four inches inside of ruby granger’s rectum

because of the beetle on the ceiling (I didn't know it was a beetle at the time the ceiling is very high here so he was too far away to see well and I was worried he might've been a big winged ant or termite or wasp or something) I spent all day sleeping in twenty minute increments I would set a timer for twenty minutes wake up look at the bug look at the door and window to see if it was sending out pheromones and bringing a swarm in then I would go back to sleep for twenty minutes again and now I feel tired and strange

>>216103624
Yeah I posted that yesterday
Janny doesn't seem to care about the mice anymore, he seems to know mousey isn't posting them (he has an image ban)

I also had the nxivm documentary on in the background while doing this

hmmm...... *shoots myself in the head*

Rorkey porky pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry

nah it's all about betty botter bought some butter

>>216103645
*fucks the bullet hole*

>>216103666
alri satan

The prospective dark academia gf

>>216103694
i'd make her suck my willy so i can scoop out her tonsil stones with my tip

>>216103694
She’s yank only

betty botter bought some butter but she said this butter's bitter if I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter so she bought a bit of butter better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and the batter was not bitter so twas better betty botter bought a bit of better butter

>>216103694
her bag strap circles an area i'm deeply curious about

>>216103741
Good morning sir

suppose I have to eat pizza again

*delivers a perfect elbow on your spine creating a parapeligic*
nothing personal

>>216103776
salam alaikum benderchod

>>216103804
*falls on the ground and my trousers slip revealing my smooth bum and arsehole*

>>216103841
when in rome...

>>216103583
>It's an AI Slop type of morning

poo as romans poo

big fan of the dark academia aesthetic even though im sure it's just a snobby girl trend
very evropean

/brit/... shit
im still only in /brit/

what did he mean by this

>>216103910
grow up

>>216103934
The image is AI slop, therefore why is it wrong to call it out as AI slop?

Do you believe people should not be allowed to point out facts? So you're in support of censorship?

just had sex with a dark acedemia girl

>>216103939
yes

dark macademia

been away for a week

that zutt meme is quite funny init

beetle just flew around and now he's somewhere where I can't see him

>>216103956
Ok, Hitler.

Do better. Dress smarter.

bark academia

>>216103958
this guy is nuts

For me? It's DSP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHGMe2X2_mI

LET THE TEQUILA SHITS BEGIN!!!

>>216103991
cable knit jumper makes me think of haircut 100

>>216103929
Is... is this an apocalypse now reference because I referenced the film earlier today?

>>216103939
nothing wrong with a bit of censorship lad

what's wrong is when our enemies are in control of the govt

>>216104040
>what's wrong is when our enemies are in control of the govt
AI sloppers are my enemy.

>>216103966
see them posting this word all the time on my way into brit but no idea what it could possibly mean

i'm sick and tired of conventional fixed style jazz

You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.

>>216104045
embarrassing

>>216104062
How is it embarrassing? Elaborate on that.

>>216103997
uni is ruff
haha

>>216104060
*slides my masive cock straight up your arsehole*
oh yeah interesting tell me more you tiny little fuckpiece

>>216104045
if that is the extent of your problems then truly i envy you

>>216104050
they're ripping mohammed for being bent init

>>216104080
at last, they created a new genre

>>216104033
if you must know the last thing i saw before going to sleep was a tiktok with deftones l(mirl) playing in the background of the saigon hotel monologue and it has remained in my head since

>>216104060
You don't like Jazz-flavoured Jazz? That's alright. There's so much other jazz out there.
Tigran Hamasyan makes jazz for train enthusiasts. Matt Mitchell makes jazz for people who hate their ears. Even Miles Davis made plenty of music for people who hate Miles Davis.

>>216104089
This is not real Hadith stop spreading lies

>>216104100
the bummings will continue until morale improves

>>216104106
interesting that there's people making edits of it on tiktok, could you find that edit?

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216073956/#q216077022

>>216104120
they rode him all night bro

The trans community really needs to put the mentally ill, the fat and the ugly in the background hidden away like the Gay community or they will never be accepted as a movement

>>216104215
fortunately they will never do that

any of you cunts want their faces stabbed up or what?

>>216104215
Trannies had their peak and they blew it, now slow acceptance and politeness will go back to open disgust in a few years

>>216104242
ooh yes please

doing a poo

>>216104270
im going to fuck the holes

>>216104215
>>216104264
Notice how the trans and broader LGBT movements completely vanished after 2024.

Western politicians were faced with two options: either "support LGBT and oppose third-world immigrants" or "support third-world immigrants and forget about LGBT", they chose the latter.

It's extremely apparent with Labour here in the UK. They refuse to say a single word about LGBT or trans issues because they know it will lose them votes from Muslims (their most precious, coddled demographic).

>>216104215
This but unironically

Gay people and the gay "community" are extremely judgemental. If you are some ugly munter or extremely mentally ill you won't be accepted in the community and they sure as hell won't let you be a spokesperson for them. If you look at a gay pride event it's always the jacked dudes or the fit leabians in the parades. You would struggle to name me 3 popular gay spokespeople who aren't attractive.

The trans community on the other hand it's always the most mentally ill freaks who are desperate to be victims who lead the movement and that's why everyone hates them. They should lead with the fit trannys or atleast the least mentally ill ones and not some dole scum with a bad hairline and worse mental health

doing ein poo und einen wee

Need her to use my mouth as her personal toilet.

>>216104319
>or the fit leabians in the parades
I mean this is just blatantly false LMAO.

I have never seen even one single attractive lesbian at a pride parade. They always get the butch girls who look like literal men.

>>216104329
this photo is not up to date...

>>216104363
Here’s a more recent one.

I had genuinely the most fucked up dream I have ever had last night.

>I rent an apartment in this weird liberal apartment block and my neighbour is this group of stoners (mostly women)
>They act strange around me but invite me into their apartment but I feel this weird air of distrust or not liking me
>For some reason my apartment is in the middle of this big weird Woodstock/Boomtown type society with stalls and parties and weird degenerate stuff like stalls where people can fight each other etc
>I remember feeling very uneasy in the dream as most people were cold towards me
>At one point of the female stoner neighbours approached me and said "We in the community will only accept you and allow you to be here if you walk into one of the stalls and show my ass and give her a picure of my cock for her to upload for everyone to see and laugh at
>She then showed me they had installed a camera above my bed in my room

At this point my fat cunt neighbour woke me up by banging upstairs, genuinely might beat him a baseball bat from taking me away from that sexy yet scary dream

>>216104403
Not really that fucked up.

I've had dreams where I've drowned in a deep sea, or suffocated to death during a fire in a building, in VISCERAL detail.

boom boom boom boom
i want you in my room

>>216104403
God I wish that were me

*crack*
that's me snapped your fucking arms and shit

>>216104432
>>216104451
just snapped your arms

Anyone else able to cum twice in a row? Just did it a moment ago, was really nice

>>216104432
>>216104403
>>216104423
just snapped your fucking arms

>>216104483
just snapped your fucking dick off pal

>>216104469
whyve you done that

>>216104500
it gives me pleasure. im going to twist you up m8

>>216104509
id like to see you fucking try pal

>>216104509
just twisted my cock up your bum mate

>>216104547
That’s gay.

>>216104541
reckon i could turn you into a pretzel me old china
your cries of anguish make my fucking dick hard i might rape you
im going to rape you

>>216104319
see if there was a femboy pride parade this wouldn't be an issue. femboys' primary aim is to attract men and look sexy, whereas trans people's primary aim is to look like a woman

>>216104556
That’s also gay.

>>216104547
liddle swedoid i would turn you inside out

bet i could get bummed by everyone in here and not feel bothered about it because im a stoic

you're all getting raped it's just a question of when

>>216104586
sounds like a challenge

im joking lads im not going to rape you (I might rape you)

fuck it you're getting raped

You guys been paying attention to the happenings in Ireland? This is just like LOTR when the Ents hold their Entmoot and decide to attack the evil forces of Saurmon...

spider thats a foot long and eats chicken

>>216104681
oh interesting *snaps your neck then rapes you*

>>216104700
>spider thats a foot long
body, or including legs?

>>216104720
both

>>216104403
life under the woke world order innit

>>216104720
>>216104730
>>216104737
im going to rape you
it will be bad

oh well you suck a nice dick,
then you screw a nice ass,
yeah you suck a nice dick,
then you screw a nice ass,
well you suck a nice dick,
then you screw a nice ass,
oh come on,
gay gay, gay gay, gay bitch!

Just watched "Ghost World" from 2001. Pretty boring but it had a 15 year old Scarlett Johansson

this is lush

>>216104811
the comic was better but a shit muncher like you has never read it

>>216104803
for me it’s 2hollis
https://youtu.be/CjnFzPhM72I?si=67ZUu82QlrdbD-IV

Lads going to see an escort tomorrow

What are all the protections I can take to make the chance or getting herpes, HPV or Aids as minimal as possible

>>216104681
https://odysee.com/@ThomasBadenRiess:7/the-turd-position.-special-guest-video:9

ghostworld was a cool thing to read 20 years ago btw

>>216104853
shave pubes before. wear 2 condoms. get it sledged into her cum as quickly as possible then douse your genital area in methylated spirits. thatll do it

where are the irish flags

>>216104819
alri mr moneybags

>>216104819
the fuck is that?
>>216104929
i heard two condoms make it more likely to break
>>216104853
yeah just make sure to wear a full hazmat suit when you go and kill and prostitue me china, significantly lowers the possibility of getting AIDs I hope this helps uwu x ^-^

you belong to me,
i belong to you,
fire from my arse,
burning cos i pooed

>prostitute sex
ewww

>>216104970
holding an entmoot to decide the best ways to attack saurmon's forces....it takes quite some time

anglican choirboys...

feeling like shite

>>216105004
what are your thoughts on 'sex arse' instead?

Craving the tobiko.

sat at toil, waiting for the day to start

>>216105076
yuck

Watching The Handmaiden

>>216105118
did you know a resident schizo has a sex arse by one of his favorite youtubers (jay dyer)
very weird if im honest

plotting out some sort of wank. It's a lot of preparation for 2 minutes top. No gooners over here. Surgical. Stoic. Like popping a zit

belgian flag is ban evading. can one of your /brit/ spastics report him again?

>>216105189
I don’t see any Belgian flag posts itt.

>>216105212
>>216105179

MASSIVE day for Caerffili

(*^-^*)

>>216105267
From the looks of it, that’s just someone testing out their VPN.

Mirror's Edge 3 confirmed

a bald bat peg
or
gabble tap ad

tending to my maths homework like a good little goyim

>>216103583
Dimly lit lamp. Some harrowing stuff.

boinganioinganioinganiong

someone got hit in the boingloins

Her poo
My mouth

>>216105343
you poo

>>216105277
i love you.

>>216105312
goyim is plural

>>216105350
thank you very much

Instead of buying a mouse mover to make it look like you are online and working, just do your fucking job for fuck's sake. You lazy cunts just make work harder for the rest of us that have ethics.

I HATE GETTING OUT OF MY BED I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

snuffie's little sister alice having a temper tantrum

>>216105377
stay in bed then

>>216105377
me. you. in bed all sunday just laughing and giggling to ourselves. huh? you in?

Don't ape into memecoin trading. There's a ton of PVP and you're most likely just going to get rekt.

Canning Place at South Castle Street/Thomas Steers Way, 1974 and 2025

>>216105396
Gabe Astard

>>216105422
who

just made a bait thread on /lit/ I'll check back on it next week

/lit/
/brit/
/shit/
/tit/

>>216105460
could be any of them

woke up this morning, got yourself a bum

contemplating the secrets of the universe

>>216105469
got very drunk and overestimated the depth of my poeticism

i really hate niggers

Bro is philosophically challenged.

>>216105299
STILL ALIVE

reckon there is no god and anyone who believes in him is an idiot

>>216105655
Facts bro

Keith Woods is leading the Irish National Revolution and you're blackpilling?

>>216105665
oim oirish

Hate going to the gym don’t even know why I do this to myself

calculating the biomass

>>216105682
same, if you don't like it why go, do things with intrinsic motivation my man

>>216105711
Because I want to be hench brev

>>216105682
Get weights at home

i'm deranged and should be sectioned

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It's gonna be wicked!!!!

he said, i've gone and bloody done, a bloody big crap,
i've done a poo,
cos i'm mr vain

The Book of Revelations, what’s that all about? A dragon with seven heads ruling over Babylon or something idk. It gets tossed into a volcano or something near the end.

>>216105722
there's your motivation then, meditate on why you want to be hench

might buy a few drums of tangfastics

wearing vanilla ease
not bad
kind of reminds me of aromatherapy lavender vanilla mixed with the old fragrance from the cable knit jumper bottle collection called cup of warmth
it could be a little stronger though and certainly could last longer and there's also a slightly plastic-y note in it which I don't entirely love

But here's the thing, alright. We learn to hate the old man in The Handmaiden. But at the end of the movie... well we're all the old man then! We're all watching a movie waiting for the lesbians to start scissoring again and waiting for a guy to get his fingers chopped off, we're ALL him.

>>216105820
Vile sweets

>>216105834
Ok virgin

>>216105834
can see why someone like you can't handle them

Sweets are runtslop

Dadberg acting like he knew who townes van zandt was before I put him on

Not a single sexually normal person in that movie. And that's the point. It's because they're Korean! I love film!

feels like nobody is asking you to stand and deliver anymore these days

>>216105742
shit site desperate for engagement because they're shit

>>216105865
Your money or your life

>>216105879
sovl

sometimes i wish i were a yank so i could shoot myself

how many matches did you wake up to this morning lads? just the one me

qua qua da diddly qua qua da diddly qua qua da diddly qua qua

>>216105941
I prefer using a lighter, gramps.

>>216105956
happy now? Your funny "quip" killed the thread

>>216105941
Let’s see her then

why does james martin have a restaurant in an airport in bangaluru, india

>>216106012
Never you mind.

mad how quick the onion aroma transfers to my ballbag. Only ate that tuna sandwich 4 hours ago max

Israel has 7,000 hostages

finna wanksturbate

>>216105990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTy0qDgCBo

Plenty of poo and discharge stains in her knickers I’d wager. It’s par for the course with women really.

>>216106038
+ 340.1 million

>>216106114
I live in Kentucky and this looks about right for some parts. Furniture out in the front yard and whatnot.

I would've been one of the top guys in Army Group South. Manstein's top guy.

>>216106114
the lads

>>216106019
all the uk ones are closed yet they're still serving quick nosh and proper british food (burgers, waffles, croissants) over there

>>216106114
MAC N CHEESE IS READY

i just spontaneously became racist

just woke up black

>>216105990
Glad you thought it was funny. :D

my heart yearns for the albion of olde

>>216106143
not exactly difficult to shoot unarmed peasants is it

>>216105941
prefer not to say

The enemy has made a breakthrough along a wide front. In the south, they took Zossen and are advancing towards Stahnsdorf. They are at the northern city border between Frohnau and Pankow. In the east, they reached Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf, and Karlshorst.

my hungry bottom read that as the enemy has made breakfast

>>216106264
>bottom
FOLC

mad that fiction has to be believable but reality doesn’t have to it

love getting psycholists with small youtube channels pop up on my feed
Look at this near miss fucking hell
https://youtube.com/shorts/R2dbZZ1ATvA

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>>216106264
I have something to feed your bottom with.

whipping out my circumcised knob to take a piss on the grave of commiemong's idols

>>216106286
leave this shit on reddit

>>216106298
I’m a communist

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it's oat so simple (golden syrup) weather

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>>216106306
How much longer you reckon we need to be milked until the productive forces reach the point where we take the reigns of the dairy farm dialectically and scientifically

shite of the pooing bum

>>216106264
you bottoms are always so greedy

>>216106306
You'll be communist this dick in a second

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giggling like an imbecile at that

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

he's talking about my post :)

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

FORGOT TO PUT THE BINS OUT

The british workers need to rise up and seize the means of producing excel spreadsheets and zoom calls and financial speculation

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

spending the whole afternoon with the toilfu tomorrow, can't wait

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

might do a cheeky kill of myself

>>216106431
it's not allowed

>>216106431
Again?

>>216106431
just get some dimmies in you and you'll be 'reet

>>216106431
she'll be right mate

>>216106440
aye?
>>216106462
aye.
>>216106464
>>216106471
didn't say things weren't alright

>>216106431
don't hawk duah it

>>216106431
dont forget to stream it

i live like a maximum security prisoner, in my room at least 23 hours a day with very little human interaction

already got the seasonal depression

no meetings today, get in :)

foreskin just dissociated

>>216106517
flight back to Karachi should do the trick x

>>216106517
clocks haven't even gone back yet mate

piss pound cake synesthesia acting up

Got that impression on the top of skull from childhood that makes u bad at thinking me

right well that's me off to greggs

>>216106600
grow up

Why doesn't someone make the electric chair more comfortable? You get a last meal so why not a nice chair?

>>216106600
not fancy a bit of porridge? it's healthier than greggs muck

>>216106600
childish honestly. act your age.

Facebook reels allowing e-whores to straight up flash their fannies in their videos, something they wouldn’t be able to get away with on TikTok. I just want to watch short videos about Ancient Rome and that ffs.

>>216103631
>4
Bottoming out?

Me? Off to pret for a nice mocha latte and chicken shawarma baguette.

>>216106636
>we worked tirelessly for 2 years to make our game shitter

>>216106633
not cold enough yet for 'ridge

night shift sorted, time to drink

>>216106668
bit early

>>216106700
one finds sobriety dull

>>216103583
The shitty thing about nice london photos is that you know if you go onto the street, you are basically only about 50m away from trash everywhere, FOB ethnics who refuse to align to cultural norms, turkish barbers, black gangbangers etc.
Go to the nice areas like knightsbridge, belgravia etc your pic related and literally 80% of the people there are just rich trashy muslims and gypsie tier eastern Europeans.

>>216106713
you're dull

Manifesting a clue with my little crystals out

>>216106667
so you're opting for something from greggs' chilled range then i presume

Yellow wind and rain warning today lads, be careful out there. Not for me mind, nice sunny morning here.

foraging for mushrooms in my incel goblin cave

>>216106725
drink tends to do that
>>216106744
my yellow may be in the wind later lad

Just pulled a hair out me crack much longer than any on my head. Dunno how it got there

>>216106651
dont undertsand people who go and buy a lunch to eat at breakfast time

just got back from the states, broke into some randoms house and chloroformed him as he slept, then I ate his arse and dried the saliva off with my long hair

>>216106643
America is technologically thirdie

>>216106739
it's not the temperature of the food, it's the type of food. A steaming bowl of 'ridge is for a cold foggy morning, the vibe isn't there yet

>>216106744
don't care, shan't be leaving the incelflat

>>216106825
>>216106825
>>216106825

>>216106825

yer ma likes it up the shitpipe

You've got 2 minutes to get it made before i step in

>>216106832
it's been done