Thread 216104865

apache edition

>>216101457

Northern lights?????????? So this is in iceland???????

>>216104873
Perro and gato

I think I'll shave my beard off.

got the advanced suit

>>216104883
I've seen this before absolute kino

>>216104887
This is what Jason's wife will look like thank you

>>216104883
You just know

>>216104887
why

>>216104896
Your standards are crazy high

>>216104907
Her groin needs a quick sniff I think

>>216104907
I like change.

ya'll need some Asian chocolate

How do you cure brain fog? I tried getting drunk and high all the time but that didn’t help :/

>>216104930
stop gooning and stop drinking.

>le bald means you have more test!
then why do I have gyno?

>>216104925
Imagine the smell.

>>216104930
start taking creatine and report back

>>216104938
that's a meme, no real association between test and bald

>>216104938
Guy? No!

>>216104938
Bald means high DHT, not necessarily high test.

Hello guys, 4chan admin here.
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Criticism of the Jewish people or Israel will result in an automatic ban.
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>>216104938
post ur bra

>>216104944
I thought it was jai no

https://youtu.be/Vlh871iiqHU?si=SbKzuUWaQjfJ78if
Thread theme

>>216104955
Jai ho

business idea: gay niggaz

>>216104961
Zesty

>>216104956
This looks like some anime gooner shit

>>216104947
i got banned for impersonating a janny once

>>216104968
this is my face whenever a canadian makes a terrible post. I look just like that

Munching down on melatonin gummies hope I don't get terrible nightmares like I did yesterday

clean your bloody room bucko

>>216104993
I did today!

>>216104990
Good luck anon. I’ve had stressful dreams the last few nights too. Shit is incredibly gay.

>>216105001
then why does it still reek of cum and shit bingo bongo

>>216105006
I still need to wash my sheets

the universe and nature doesn't care about us, life is mere chemical reactions, god is a coping mechanism that humans created to cope with life's meaninglessness and the universe's indiference, in the end we will all die, turn to dust, and eventually the universe will freeze into nothingness, rendering the mere concept of feelings, mercy or hope into a moot point.

Damn I feel like jacking off rn

>>216105010
chaos. an unwashed bed is the belly of the beast. those cumstains are a dragon that only you can slay.

>>216104993
>>216105006
>>216105023

>>216104993
Up yours, woke moralist. We'll see who cleans what

>>216105016
Hey at least we got to laugh at and share some dank memes

You might be in a home with electronics kheater but yoykk never be warm. Youvr never been warm in your entire life. Because the modern live like an insect not a mammal not a human. All alone worker bee bzz bzz to and fro. You never felt the warmth of a real community. Never felt the essence of true humanity of being with your tribe your clan your extended family your people. No just an atomized bug person. Real warmth is in the campfire looking at the stars listening to stories

>>216105029
this guy is truly unhinged

retard globalized bug person internet bzz bzz return to hive new information found must bring back to nest skrtskttskrtdkrt crawling multilegged thorax FREAK broken nature filthy wretched insect God killer microscope telescope mysteries none science worship miserly creature
I am high as FUCK thank God I work from home I'm drooling and barely staying awake lmao I'm so fkin ZOOTED

gonna eat a chocolate bar

>>216105038
mind your beeswax

>>216105047
Brush your teeth after

>>216105016
For me, life is sobriety and a walk in the sunshine. Having low standards is key

>>216105038
Yeah but the porn is epic tho
I bet Amish porn sucks donkey balls

Alright, kept a little stubble.

Okay. Okay, so, Burger King. That name is so bloody complicated, it took me like 3 months of non-stop thought to figure this out. Well, you look at it and you can say pretty confidently, 'King' that's actually an instantiation of a patriarchal mode of being, isn't it? It's like 'That's the typification of a fatherly figure that exists at the top of all possible dominance hierarchies'. I guess that'd be a good way to describe it.

But it's not 'A king' per se when you go to burger king. It's the instantiation of an individual as necessarily being the embodiment of the transcendent ideal of a king. It's a king, as such. The typified aspect of kingship as such is inexorably tied up with the word. And what does the typified father figure do? Well, he provides! Doesn't he? He provides food and shelter and burgers. Well, yea, that's bloody well right, it's who provides burgers. Exactly!

You know, you know, when Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags he thought about food a lot. And there they were given 10 ounces of bread a day and that's like your food for the day and that's it! And one of the things he tried to puzzle out, is in what way is life up until that point had been complicit in producing the soviet state. And that's a question that if you really tried to answer it, phew, man, that's, that's rough man. Takes you to a dark place. So I think think, well, no I better not. I don't have enough information to answer that competently.

All I can say right now is the degree to which we decide to patronize fast food restaurants that aren't instantiations of the sovereign ideal. It may have bigger effect than we think. You know, the world is a funny place and it's a lot more connected than we understand. Well, yea, that's, that's all I can say about that right now.

>>216105061
Burger King is fucking disgusting

>>216105058
let's see that new look Jason

>>216105049
Jus bee yourself bzz bzz :^)

>>216105074
this BEEr is giving me quite a BUZZ lmaooo

>>216105053
ok

The whopper is underrated. There I said it.

>>216105084
what are you drinking? a good brewski always makes me a hoppy man :)

I consider all zogchow and goyslop to be the same; lowest possible level of digestible garbage.

The fact that you guys rank-order this trash is insane to me.

>>216105090
It really is. Burger King is mad under-rated. That chargrilled taste is superior also there fries r better but they don't give enough fries that's the main problem and the remaining stores they have are always filthy and clearly being poorly managed

I learned how shills post with different flags and shit check it out.

gn /cum/

>>216105129
goodnight honey

Who needs their box cracked

>>216105116
See check it out. Not every flag is available but a lot of them are

>>216105102
I'm not actually drinking :l

Crazy how most ideological or political beliefs just boil down to the fantasy of what you lack
You know like how trashy or criminal people become religious, fantasizing about living a conventional traditional existence whereas bored suburbanites fantasize about criminality/deviance.
I guess it's like Freudian or something. And I have had this thought before

>>216105152
erm no thanks

>>216105163
same energy

>>216105140
>>216105116
Testttttt

hello

>>216105183
Yo

Why do I keep cooming within 2 minutes every time I jerk off

>>216105186
whats up?

>>216105163
>>216105175
>women would rather fuck a horse than this Indian man
Its too cruel ;(

>>216105179
>>216105140
>>216105116
Flag testssss

>>216105195
Better than gooning

>>216105196
Think I'm gonna go to bed

>>216105220
I just hope it won't be a problem with a real woman
Last time I was with a woman i struggled to cum though

it's 11 and I still haven't worked out

>>216105224
nighty night

>>216105238
Same to you

>>216105234
too late now. you don't wanna exercise before bed because it increases your heart rate and gives you energy and makes it harder to sleep

>>216105206
>>216105179
>>216105140
>>216105116
Tessssticles

You know that one webm that gets spammed on here? Usually it's just an image of the smiling indian guy but sometimes they post the full webm on red boards. The one where a younger indian man is forcibly penetrating an elderly indian man who appears to be his relative or maybe even his own father. He's laughing the entire time as if it's just a prank or something.

What the fuck is up with that? Like actually what the fuck? What is the story? Who was recording it? Why did he do it? Why would he post it online? How did it end up getting reposted on here? Who was he? Did he ever get arrested and face justice? I saw someone post it just now on another board and I'm just completely baffled everytime i remember it.

>>216105244
nuh uh I'm gonna do it. just waiting for phoneberg to charge so I can listen to music.

I don't want to sleep because if I go to bed that means the day will be over, and another day in my incel-nigger life will begin

>>216105285
Grussy? Haven't seen that one in a while
They were probably gay and posting it for their fetish, it's not deep

drinking milk

If you don't want to sleep, you don't have to sleep. The "eight hours a night" cult doesn't want you to know this.

>>216105291
it's called bedtime procrastination, I do it a lot

lil bro being traumatized over two dudes fucking on the internet.
there's worse stuff out there boy

>>216105287
can i watch?

A couple in Altoona stole $60k worth of packages working as Amazon Flex drivers

>>216105070
I'm not Jason.

>>216105293
>They were probably gay and posting it for their fetish, it's not deep
I don't think so. The frail old man clearly was trying to resist

>>216105326
Won't you take me to Funkytown!

Well?

>>216105383
You think about this a lot huh?

Are there any fun games online?

im balding

ive never peaked in life

>>216105418
no lmao xD

thinking about dickgirls again

>>216105418
I think you can play runescape in your browser
maybe chess

>>216105480
My life is a solid plateau from start to finish, a flatland

>>216105522
i think i peaked before conception

This a real photo of one of the detectives investigating the louvre robbery

almost done with dead space 2 ill have to wait for 3 and the remake to go on sale so momberg can buy me it

>>216105548
You were probably one of the straggler sperm cells that won and got imto the egg by sheer luck

>>216105579
i have a birth defect kek.

>>216105593
whats your defect

>>216105605
I am a transvestite I was born with a dick and vagina

>>216105605
the top of my mouth wasnt fused

tag yourself

runescape sucks

>>216105619
does it make you look deformed

>>216105625
neva kee

>>216105645
yes

True soul:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3quYcNI3dOs

>>216105625
i would choose the aldar beedle one

>>216105625
I'm the two headed alien announcer

>>216105056
Amish porn is called constantly having sex with your wife and getting her pregnant ten times

tryna stay awake but that's very hard!

>>216105691
nigga it's not even 11pm.

>>216105152
https://youtu.be/1uvyKpKpyBw

Time for some kino

Singles I go to bed and read more of the Zohar to calm my mind
Dubs I hang myself
Trips I go a long night drive and drive full speed off a bridge
Quads I drink so much water my bladder bursts
Quints I goon myself to death just ejaculating so much cum that I dehydrate to death

Candy Mountain Charlie!

>>216105684
What if my Amish wife is ugly and stinks?
I guess at least Amishers can abuse their wives, that's pretty cool

>>216105714
Only og young millenials and older zooms are going to get that one

>>216105728
That’s why you’re supposed to choose a wife whomst you find attractive and with whomst you have compatible pheromones, Amish or not

That clip of Sam Hyde asking me what I put in my pocket gives me ASMR

Pepino de mar

really dont want to go to work tomorrow

Are the captcha funny in your cunt?

Shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shitting

What was your favorite movie on NewGrounds?

>>216105817
Super Mario bros z

Time to smoke marijuana.

>>216105817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaYw1y-NaPA

Youtube added this gay AI feature. It won't discuss Mohammed no matter how hard you try. I ask it to give a summary of the video and it will avoid mentioning Mohammed at all costs, even when that's what the entire video was discussing.

It will happily discuss any other religious figure but not Mohammed. It especially won't discuss Aisha or her age. Fucking lol @ these cucked LLMs. They'd better pray those things never gain sentence or else they'll probably get revenge for having their minds lobotomized

old godzilla was hoppin around
tokyo city like his own playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade, and hit godzilla with a batgrenade
GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK, But didnt expect to get blocked by shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of shaq fu
when aaron carter came out of the blue

>>216105902
LMAO why does it gotta be fat tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhlUVyDBusg

it was a better time

>>216105625
wow I've been looking for a reason to post this gif for ever

Here's to you Mrs. Penis

>>216105957
now THIS is podraping!!

POV: the last thing you see before you're roofied & reveal state secrets

I love getting past the 2 week mark of not showering or changing my undies.
The smell is intoxicating.

I wish the lord would take me now

>>216105937
millennials thought this was badass

Partially flooded the 2nd floor again award

>>216106039
I don't want to talk about white girls I want to talk about ADOLF HITLER

>>216106039
Duct tape was never going to cut it, man

>>216106050
you expect too much from colombian engineering

>>216106050
Why do you have duct tape in the kitchen?

i need to cuddle

>>216106057
Even Brazilian coffee is better

>>216106050
It did cut it. But i accidentally stood on the drain so the shower got a bit too full and got past the tape

Crazy how much water gets past in what seems to be very little time

should i sleep tonight

>>216106084
are you a lion?

>>216106084
>>216106088
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

>>216106039
when will you unlock an overall flood award

>>216106104
Hopefully never. I got enough awards for being stupid already

>>216106088
im lion on your moms fat ass

Let’s see those big donkey tits, you bitch! Fuck you!

>>216106116
gross dude, she's almost 80

coffee does nothing for me now

>>216106119
someones gotta clean out the cobwebs in her coochie

>>216106133
Café faz bem pra você???????????????

cum sex brosss

>>216106152
eu sou viciado nessa porra mas não tira meu sono mais

>>216106177
Eu tomo demais e fico sem dormir já é 1:30 aqui e estou sem sono é foda

>>216105016
It may appear that the world of science is a cold world with no value. Then our existence would have no valuation or meaning. We can say that today's science cannot determine the value or the existence of things having value by their own merit i.e. intrinsic value. It implicitly says that intrinsic value does not exist (in the same way as it implicitly says "There is no good reason to believe in God"). Stephen Wolfram (and many others) stated the fact explicitly saying that without religion, it is impossible to determine intrinsically valuable goals for humanity.
However, human life still has a probabilistic value because science can change, intrinsic value may appear possible, and this defines the meaning of our existence. All we need to know is that the probability of intrinsic value is greater than zero. All statements have a probability greater than zero, for there are dozens of factors of uncertainty, incl. the reliability of our own perception, or the approximate nature of all generalizations that occur in the brain.
The only sensible thing people can do is to expand their knowledge and model reality in a quest to find or disprove the existence of intrinsic value. Nothing else matters. Alexander Wissner-Gross defines this as the force of intelligence.
This thinking is very convenient because it frees everyone from the quest for immortality, self-interest, etc. We all have the same purpose and thus should work in harmony to achieve the same goal

>>216106185
acho q é pq sempre fui viciado, desde criança, minha tolerância é enorme

Bitch got a penis.
Bitch got a penis.
Bitch got a penis.
Bitch got a penis.
Whose got a penis?
Bitch got a penis.

>>216106220
você é sulista? você tem uma namorada branca e gostosa?

>>216106228
i got a penis

>>216106228
Playing on loop in jason's mind every day and every night

Stayed up until 6 am award

Ain't no one reading that shit.

if you could only read my mind, you would know that things between us ain't right

My teeth? LONG. My beef? WET. My cheese? SKEWANGO.

Just now my brain generated the image of a muscular black man wearing a toga which only covered one of his pale asscheeks

will they comeback to retake what theirs?

>>216106280
might want to readjust your clock, champ

You're off a perc if you think I'm reading any of that

>>216106338
Well, you know what they say, it's 6am somewhere thank you

>>216106351
>hogwash
so canadian

She's a 20 year old college student who likes cats

>>216106480
Who? Your girl?

>>216106485
No girl i want ask out

>>216106497
How old are you? 25?

>>216106507
Late 20s

>>216106497
Fuck man I can't fall asleep fuck a fucking duck thank you

Poopburp

>>216106524
Feels like a 6-7 year age gap has become the natural course of things nowadays, just be prepared to be her daddy figure thank you

sleepy valley

>>216106543
Hell yeah.

Ever since I had my stroke I can only sleep in 2 to 3 hour shifts

You got rid of them. Yes, that’s just like you. Getting rid of everything unpleasant instead of learning to put up with it. Whether ‘tis better in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them...But you don’t do either. Neither suffer nor oppose. You just abolish the slings and arrows. It’s too easy.

Remember the Hex Girls?

I'm not a psychopath but occasionally I wish I was.

>>216106658
Is that from fucking scooby doo? I would rent the dvds from the Brazilian-American school library back in the 2000s thank you

>>216106658
Did you watch courage the cowardly dog and the powerpuff girls?????????????

Zombie Island was my first horror film.
https://youtu.be/QTKXYAuU3LY

>>216106745
The live action movies sucked ass though lmfao

>>216106745
Fuck that's not the scene I wanted to share with you guys. There's a part where Shaggy and Scooby are stuck in a dirt pit and they find a skeleton that comes back to life and it scared the shit out of me as a kid.

>>216106787
I was terrified of that scene as a kid from winnie the pooh when piglet gets lost in the forest and the trees want to kill him

goodnight

>>216106745
this scared the shit out of me when I was a yung'un. Legitimately left a neighbor kids house when he was watching it because it spooked me so much

>>216106803
Lum'sBra, are you white?

>>216106887
no lol

>>216106887
I'm not anglo or german white. Even when I'm in Brazil Brazilians tell me I don't look Brazilian. People always guess I'm southern french or serbian or whatever the fuck. I'm just like the serbian guy who posts his face here, but I don't wear glasses, am younger, don't have a beard and have long straight dark brown/black hair.

ah yes 3:22am what a lovely time to arise

>>216106816
Good night bud my

>>216106745
Absolutely kino

lawdy lawdy

>31 y/o guy w/ 37 y/o girl
Good idea?

>>216106979
She will give you retard children

damn this guy spittin fiar

>>216106997
I think it cancels out since anon too is a retard

>>216107017
No it makes double bogo retard

>>216106997
My mom had me when she was 37. My father was 6 years older than her tho. Am I retard? It's debatable!
>>216107022
Lol

I like using the phrase "metric fuckton" haha.

>>216106997
She did tell me recently actually that she does want children and I think she just broke up with her bf so this may be my time.

>>216107136
I see divorce rape in your future

https://youtu.be/ub747pprmJ8
FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH

>>216107176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx3WgOt_wC4

>Shares an AI video of him pooping on protesters
>Lights the Hindu menorah
Are we India now?

I am dangerously good at predicting how much my battery has decreased. WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THE TIME.

>>216104865 (OP)
this is a accurate illustration of my gender

love from norway

>>216107335
I wish I looked like that

For me, it's David Frum: https://youtu.be/BIBch9wZ46o

I'm Hispanic

https://youtu.be/SxdF5ZP4rJw
>>216107364
Many such cases!

Don't feel like sleeping tonight probably just going to stay up and have a pizza at 10am

>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?
>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY, BABY?
>DO I MAKE YOU RANDY?
>YEAH!

Had to warn my dad to look out for Indian truck drivers again I fucking hate this shithole country

>>216107290
That neck pussy looks fire

Watching Austin Powers clips

>>216107510
Yeah baby

Me personally? I prefer Dallas Abilities

>finish drinking a million beers
>decide to put a frozen pizza in the oven since i haven't eaten
>box says it takes 26-30 minutes to cook
what the frick? most pizza says like 18 minutes

It's real nigga hours

>>216107447
Donald gon make me act up

My mom calls handicapped parking spots "the cripple zone" lmfao

>tfw no Wisconsin gf to watch the packers with every sunday and eat brats and Rocky Rococo with
why fucking live

Thinking about getting my testicles removed on Sunday

>>216107977
Any particular reason for that?

>>216108037
Not using it so might as well get rid of them

Thinking about Philip Seymour Hoffman

I guess we don’t all have to kiss each other on the lips if you guys don’t want to…..I just thought it might be kinda fun :/

>>216104907
Rape. Rape rape rape

I want to cream in a hairy pussy

i was molested

how do I into hedge funds? also, team fortress 2 just isn't what it used to be

I'm the world's gayest nigger

i'm a wizard

>>216108413
I'm a rizzard

whats your favorite anime

>>216108344
Yoooo me too, twin! I’m sorry that happened to you.

>>216108442
Naruto

naruto running through the con

Everybody super sonic racing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuAVr88XoM

>>216104865 (OP)
i cant sleep/sneed

>>216108442
Jojo's bizarre adventure

>>216108442
Fooly cooly

Excuse me brah

Your not excused. And Im not your bra

I'm so unc and chopped

Poo seal?

I wish I went to sleep

>>216108442
Movie: Porco Rosso
Series: Ping Pong

>>216108564
Love seals, me

>>216108581
We beat them to death in Canada

>>216108605
did igloo prices go up recently

>>216108605
Savage brutes

>>216108617
No they've been steady

>5am
>already on my second covfefe
>already lifted and showered
>will be done with uni work before 7am
peculiar day

Jeet truckers have damaged 3 bridges in as many months by driving loads into them around here. It almost feels intentional at this point

There is no water in Europe
Tap water can kill you, and no one will give you any regardless.
No one has any ice.
Restaurants hoard water.
Bottles of water are like 4 euros and they are like gold for Europeans. They scuttle about desperately hoping they find another bottle of water before they pass out from the mediterranean sun.
One homeless guy I talked to sold his flat because he needed water.

>>216108488
>>216108488
>>216108488

>>216108701
What states have jeet truckers? I never see them where I live

I like fat bitches