Thread 216105491

A lot of people say German is an ugly language.

While they are factually right, they are morally wrong.

>>216105491 (OP)
>A lot of people say German is an ugly language
Do they really?

>>216105615
They really do, and while they are factually right, they are morally wrong.

HALLO???????

Russian and French are much uglier so you can find some comfort in that.

>>216105638
:D

Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut

to normies ugly = any sound that's not in english.
zomg is that a velar fricative??? I'm going insane!!!

>>216105491 (OP)
I unironically started learning German cause of Nazi porn. Even studied abroad a bit.

Autistic German compound words are sovl.

German is very fun to speak. In my household, we use 'staubsauger' to mean a small handheld vacuum. It's a very fun word to say.

>>216105491 (OP)
They're wrong though. German sounds pretty nice in different registers like:

Very soft register: https://youtu.be/jSwV3IpNF2U
Moderate register: https://youtu.be/beXW5s3ZCB4
"Harsh" register: https://youtu.be/rMnXhAFW0vc & https://youtu.be/3H_mNXda4rE

Maybe I'm biased though because Arabic sounds like a demon possessed dog having a stroke. Still sound nice to me

>>216105875
It directly translates to "dust sucker".

>>216105491 (OP)
What do they do in Germany?

I don't
I could never
German is the most beautiful language in the world

>>216105927
I have no dog in this fight, but I am told they speak German in Germany, that's what they do.

ich habe drei Computer in meiner Hose

>>216105491 (OP)
they are wrong
German sounds cool

>>216105491 (OP)
I'll be visiting Germany in 2 weeks
How do I make lefty reddit chungus krautoids seethe by my mere presence?

The combination of a woman speaking such a rugged tongue makes my penis very hard

>>216106353
Flaunt your beautiful, juicy BBC.

>>216106393
But I'm White
I can pass as German
Will dressing to give subtle Nazi vibes make søykrauts seethe?

>>216106443
>But I'm White
DROPPED

SEX

Ich finde es wunderschön. :3 Ich würde gerne mein Deutsch üben, damit viele deutsche Bücher ich lesen kann. :3

>>216107253
oh daddy <3

>>216106183
Zwei Hoden und ein Schwanz?

>>216105491 (OP)
it's not ugly it's complex and hard to learn

>>216107470
Then why do a lot of people say German is ugly, and why are they factually correct in doing so?

>>216105491 (OP)
Wir haben ein serious problem

>>216107443
die neue Kultserie auf SAT1

>>216105639
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