Thread 216106825

anglican edish

mental how we lived long enough to see white house spokespersons making your mum jokes to the media

Thank you Stalin, for saving Britain

Leftypol will see these uplifting wholesome messages then scream and piss his pants

I hereby declare this thread to be a possession of his holiness the pope. all who go against this decree will meet the might of his swiss guard.

part and parcel init

post legs

legs

>>216106859
You must have not gotten the memo

edible down the hatch

>>216106866
leftypols conditioning zapping his brain like a shock collar whenever he begins to notice things before quickly resuming to his favourite propaganda mantras
just a random isolated incident
stop noticing things
diversity is our strength

one japanese gf for christmas please

As a Man you need to learn the habit of not talking too much.

>>216106911
yay i win

>>216106911
Mental how easy it is to befriend people by simply being friendly and agreeing with every point they make.

>>216106825 (OP)
>anglican edish
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
faggot-ass cult

>>216106964
thats just asexual cuckoldry

how the hell was i supposed to know ducky meant peachy, fine, swell

>>216106906
here you are lad

>>216106897
https://leftypol.org/leftypol/res/2514475.html
I love keeping up with Leftybritpol because you start to realise 90% of these people genuinely just hate the average white brit especially "Cis" women and want to see them all killed and replaced. They barely even hide it. Got so many good screenies from there I've shared to places like mumsnet.

i can and will kaoy

>>216107005
the internet is fucking up your brain lad you need to turn the computer off and go outside

>>216107005
how much of this is trolling though

>>216106883
ignoring the memo and proceeding to hail mary

>>216107019
kiss all of you

Mental how we're all living through the worst US president in history right now.

>>216107074
Childish honestly. Act your age.

>>216107138
FDR, Lincoln and Ike did the most damage

>>216107138
People I think dislike Hoover the most, or Harding

>>216107189
qrd on this pic?

morning you useless stupid twats
Another day of wasting away before you

>>216107179
sybau

>>216107138
extremely dangerous opinion to share on /int/

There's an Indian poster on /tv/ being very rude about the British right now

>>216107261
ok

Once I land a cushy union job i'll do a low tech gimmick. Call birds up on my flip phone, let them skim my dvd collection. Drive around with physical maps and that

>>216107261
crosslink it mate i'll sort him out

>>216107245
Ike the kike forced the arkansas peckerwoods into schools with blacks at gunpoint

collecting rats from traps I laid last night for this evening's dinner
foraging for mushrooms in my incel goblin cave

Wow one of my ex girlfriends from when I was like 21 went public with a boyfriend after not having done so for over 10 years lol. At least he’s white

>>216107284
>Why yes I do earn 28k per year. Why don't I pick you up in my silver 63 plate Corsa, bring you over to my rented second floor flat, put on a Netflix movie if my flatmates aren't using the basic subscription package and eat some rice that I've bought in bulk and seasoned myself

>>216107332
ok

>>216107334
Nah im gonna be a baller eccentric in a decaying rust belt town and get a teenage midwest gf from the gas station you just watch. 2 years ill have my certs

>>216107316

>>>/tv//215426590 first reply after OP remind him what it's like to be a British subject for me mate

>when I was like 21
>over 10 years

might change my name to abdul mkhitaryan jompath boxter

>>216107385

>>>/tv/215426590 made an arse of that didn't I lads

>>216107416
ok

>>216107419
Please bump my ghost world thread it's losing steam

catberg on lap, purring

>>216107377
The only thing that's for certs is you dying a virgin

>>216107435
ok

>>216107444
never reply to me again you meagre worm

>>216107456
ok

>>216107435
mental that to your cat you're the best person in the world and it's the same for almost all cat owners
even if you're an evil little ghoul catberg still looks up to you

yes I do believe there’s some low quality posts around, whilst we’re trying to discuss British culture

might move to Grozny

>>216107462
if you've got something to say, say it

This is The

Perfect
Pocket Monsters Go
setup
for

Catching `em all !!

>>216107469
The polar opposite is true
Cats are shite unfaithful vermin

>>216107469
cats are more discerning than you might think
my mum’s a spiteful wound up anxiety ridden mental case and every family cat we’ve had has mostly avoided her

Give a man fish a to eat and for day he will eat.

Give a teach to fish eat and he man will learn fish to the day.

>>216107529
this was me kek

>>216107513
one of your lot then

>>216107319
sounds based

think I embarrass myself at least once a day

>>216107517
imagine being such a repulsive incel that animals dont even like you

>>216107571
>>216107530
only brown people and reddits like cat

>>216107517
all my cats loved me, even the feral street cat that was aggressive and got in fights constantly would come to me for cuddles

>>216107530
good on them

Need to piss and shit and shower

Onegai-koto no tsumori sohcahtoa.

>>216107591
you are literally brown

>>216107591
you’re indonesian mate lmfao you’re brown AND chinese you don’t have a soul

Good, strong feminist is are Jess. Always standing up for women and their rights and is a champion seeking justice for all women. Unless there are other overriding considerations, of course.

>>216107634
>>216107635
>there are browns in australia
australia has fallen

so this is the so called world class british sense of humour?

>>216107656
please leave our white thread you shitskin slant

>>216107640
evil woman

>>216107679
arrrr a little kiwi bird is here *strokes your head*
now fuck off and get some fush and cheps!

>>216107698
you sound angry

indonesian getting chased around the streets by feral rabies infested dogs then coming home and writing how shit cats are

>>216107517
>t.never had a cat
Cats have free will, that's a different thing. They're not like dogs who are biologically conditioned to be our slave for eternity, they actually choose to get along with us in a mutually beneficial friendship.

The listens

>brown catfag mad
damn, very brown minded

alri /brip/ hows it evening

feel miserable

>>216107731
wouldn't he complain about dogs and not cats then?

>>216107775
yoiud think so

>>216107760
how many unplastered crumbling walls does your house have?

>pick nose
>smell cock

it's a troll don't reply to it

for me, if i see a catfag, i assume he's either a brown or muzzie kek

>>216107756
>Serial Killer
Words just don't mean anything anymore, do they?

>>216107812
answer the question >>216107785

>>216107756
the raped

I like cats and I'm not brown
In fact cabege is sat next to me right now

the cronem are slowly waking up x

australia used to be based and TCD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b93IBwJ_Yow

just been zooming in ma car

my cat is also next to me rn

my poos and wees have synced up with the housemate
always need to poo when she’s in the bog

oooooooh they worried

my cat is afraid of me

>>216107869
>>216107923
Good give it a rub for me will you

>>216107938
get her shagged

>>216107923
>>216107869
…can i see

>>216107938
see if you can convince her not to flush in order to save water and you can gain access to her unguarded leavings

staying over my gf’s house on Christmas Eve, will be nice to have Christmas cuddles but strange waking up not in my smelly bedroom!

*starts gyrating*

>>216107949
will do
>>216107960
no sorry I'm too autistically anxious of being doxxed or otherwise identified to do that

*rapes everyone in the thread*

at least post your cat or fuck off

drinking a Guinness. this shit straight up different

>>216108000
this is your fault >>216107982

>>216107746
well thats just pseudoscience. cats are entirely domesticated and selectively bred too you fool.

>>216107869
>I like cats and I'm not brown
Highly dubious

>>216107841
Anything remotely close to edu material gets posted and you automatically attempt to bait random people thinking its me. Youre legitimately spastic, im sure your childhood was filled with your parents telling you to fuck off you little annoying cunt fuck yourself

>>216107989
why are u so afraid of being identified then

>>216107485
why?

>>216108003
that's the catberg who was in the sodding bath the other day isn't it
>>216108021
post your passport then go on

Rorke done

>>216108019
incredibly raped response

just witnessed nuthatchberg come crashing in and bully greattitstein off the feeder so he could get his scran on
not on is it

>>216108048
don’t be silly mate, bit weird to think someone is going to geolocate you through a picture of your cat sitting in your house I don’t think anyone really cares. Unless you’re hiding something

>>216108048
don't appreciate you trying to doxx my gato

>>216108088
I saw a thrasher once yank feathers out of a quail because he wanted the seeds he was reading even though there was plenty for both of them
was very rude and I chased him off

very slow website today
thanks ofcom

>>216108051
Poley once ate coleslaw with his hands while at some virgin meet

>>216108115
ofcom handing out luh quicktap?

sorry eating not reading

you HAVE to eat the poo shit muck with your dirty disgusting hands and if you don’t then you’re a RACIST

Normalise screaming 'um'

>>216108051
leftypol pretending he doesn't understand the difference between dry bread and a wet stew

fucking hate going past dog walkers when im running going to start biting them or screaming or something

Love playing with my willy. Not even hard, it’s just nice giving it a little waggle or stretching the foreskin or slapping it against my leg. Like having a little fidget toy in my undies.

remember those halcyon days of 2016 or so when a man could post poo in /brit/ and janny would look the other way
gone are the days of prudent judgment on the part of the unpaid custodial staff, we're now in an age of repression that sees a man meted out a stiff three-dayer for the most inoffensive of scatological imagery

>>216108149
Dog walking twats are so smug. Act like they own the place because they have a dog they're walking

>>216108163
put the thesaurus down and fuck off

the melty started early today

>>216108186
battered that swot

>>216108179
fr tired of dodging their beasts and their poo that they leave everywhere

>>216108193
didnt ask for backup you fat goon

>>216108112
not doxxing mate just saying I remember him being in the sodding bath is all
>>216108114
good lad
no need for rudeness even in nature's wild domain

willy is hard

>>216108201
bit harsh innit you twat

dogs can sense brown people though

simply put dogs dont belong in any urban area

>>216108208
chop it off

if your city has browns and muzz, the dogs will go crazy

>>216108201
screaming

>>216108220
This except replace the d with w

idea: cut off internet access in india

someone keeps leaving their dog shit at the bottom of my drive. I know who it is I just can’t do anything because I never catch him in the act

got cookies from sainsburys but they're not very good

Got The Stuff (1985) on

destroy all canine beasts

The guy from the last leg TV show said immigration is not a problem in this country :)

fizzy ginger mango orange limeade

put neets in work camp with forced evening socialisation

>>216108276
ooo i do love the coniferous trees in the background too!

>>216108276
EXCELLENT post!

>>216108276
slop

>>216108303
scrqjais

>>216108260
blow his head shmoove off

Government-issued gf for the purpose of procreation

what is with this self hating gimpdonesian

>>216108303
roaring in a mohammedans anus

incel run time

>>216108267
it's just the blob but shittier

a lot can change in 20 years, incels taking a big risk betting on the state being generous enough to give them bennies forever. might be homeless

>>216108350
Reform will put an end to their scrounging.

feeling unwell but no so unwell as to warrant taking medicine or going to the doctor, frankly I have no symptoms other than lethargy and some aches and pains so all I can do is lie on the sofa or in bed

>>216108371
Sounds like late-stage terminal cancer

a dingy, somewhat sleazy, pub called the slag’s fanny

a balboa gem
or
a bob agleam
or
jolly mag
or
golly jam
or
molly jag

>>216108347
embedded p in this image

>>216108371
sounds like something any normal bloke would shrug off and head off to toil with

gfberg claims pip for mild autism

she gets phat payments for things like sensory lights

good thing is she likes to buy me takeaways with it when we are together

get the anagrams and whimsical AI drinks posted

>>216108392
bob agleam's golly jam for me please guv
>>216108384
probably is yeah. will just have to wait and see

Will be playing Monopoly tonight with familyberg, need to look up some good strats

here kitty kitty… come here and get your cute little fangs, rough tongue and musky saliva around a pulsing BBC. imagine it’s little feline eyes popping wide in animal shock, a little preened pampered pussy never expecting its human slaves to be so insolent, so used to cucked white owners. but not it’s little ears are being pulled up by sweating ebony hands as a huge coal rod forces it’s little furry chops wide as a black dude moans at its little whiskers and smooth teeth tickling his veiny throbbing cock. it would actually stretch its little throat so badly as it’s quadruped limbs fail about and it makes muffled hisses and shrieks as his shaft starts thrusting and just using its fish smelling kitty mouth like a pocket pussy. and then before he cums you just KNOW. a huge black bull is gonna finish inside that slutty little animal, his eager cock tip pushing right up against its fleshy cat pucker as he yanks its tail and hilts in the little cats teasingly tight anus. that kitty would hiss and meow and squeal as the black bull starts pounding in earnest, eventually silenced as he moans a final awww fuckkkk nigguh” before unleashing a torrent of semen in its ruined rear

>>216108404
the fabled pip gf.. very interesting

>>216108396
ordinarily I would but I'm on annual leave this week and of course that's the time I get ill
sick of it

This week a very significant thing happened in the Anglican Church worldwide. Though numbers vary somewhat, it appears that the leaders of over 80 per cent of the 100 million Anglicans throughout the world finally lost patience with the leaders of the liberal old western churches (which have been losing numbers and influence while thrashing about seeking to be politically correct rather than faithful to the Lord Jesus Christ and the Holy Scriptures). Last week they declared a “reset” of the Anglican Communion as a confessional church connexion gathered around the Jerusalem Declaration that was agreed at the first Global Anglican Futures Conference (GAFCON) in 2008. They are forming the “Global Anglican Communion”. They are not leaving the Anglican Communion, they said, rather they are renewing it with joyful commitment to “the Faith once for all delivered to the saints”. It is the liberal abandonment of that faith that has caused division, uncertainty and chaos in the Communion and GAFCON is claiming it back. They will form a new Council of Primates and elect a leader (a first amongst equals) instead of the Archbishop of Canterbury whom they no longer accept as their leader.

i cant see without my glasses

>>216108450
always the way mate, rest up

>>216108498
speak or not opening/don’t care

>Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly QUIT Strictly Come Dancing
Deegs and Mouse to take the reins?

shitting all over the rug

I could punch through a brick wall if I wanted

>>216108450
You're entitled to cancel your leave and go off sick instead.

nun he cud do x

>>216108530
About time they brought back Brucie. He did nothing wrong.

>>216108461
I've got contacts

>Strictly Come Dancing
Boomer "goes-to-Spain-for-half-the-year" tarq shite

>>216108572
Don't give a fuck who you know

catberg just did a big yawn and a big stretch

>reform falling apart and we're still 4 years out from the ge
fucking cruel gay world, at least let us have one bants go at voting the mad lads into power before they go to shit

>>216108607
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XCkr3MrBuVo

They're afraid.

>bongs call sweets lolis
not beating the nonce allegations

Did the yank have a dogshit opinion on UK politics?

>>216108676
they’re scared shitless yep, yep

These useless fucking faithfuls need to get their act together pronto.

>>216108713
wouldnt be the first time
i try not to pay attention to politics in general

>>216108648
I say that Brade Lunner!!

might move to Jakarta

What video game do you play the most?

>>216108746
based world athletics enjoyer

lol u little queers here again spending ur lives posting on here mate you’re little maggots

we need totalitarian right wing government in this country

absolutely pissing it down, guess I'll just have a huge wank

>>216108706
be fair to the poms they only use the term lolly to refer to what youse lot call an ice pop or some shit and what we refer to as ice blocks

>>216108787
>ice blocks
What an unappetising name
Maybe it sounds better when you live in the desert though

Tonight's kino
The glowing reviews on the bottom sold me on it

>>216108761
Childish honestly, act your age.

>>216108771
now this post has made me really angry

>>216108810
copying my post, naughty naughty

haven't watched telly in almost 20 years and have absolutely no concept of any of these shows normies get giddy about and i like it that way

>>216108771
u still like a right spacker ngl

>>216108809
looks crap. get the shutter island watched instead

wowza

>>216108809
lol wtf

brummies call ice lollies cold on the cob. very strange people

>>216108809
how is that second one even a review

>>216108428
you made me watch a video about monopoly strategy
now i will win the single game my family plays at christmas and they will hate me even more

>>216108787
never knew that, learned something today
thanks bruce!

might have a carol vorderman wank

>>216108831
I shagged her already, was alri

think the downstairs neighbour is one of those wfh dossers
any time I have a day off the cunt miraculously seems to be at home as well
just want to be able to occasionally enjoy music at an appropriate volume

>>216108859
grim mate. sort your life out

>>216108828
>shutter island
might rewatch this, excellent film

sucking a lolipop

>>216108787
>they only use the term lolly to refer to what youse lot call an ice pop
..nh
We use it for that but also short for lollipops

>>216108867
she's fit

>>216108865
just do it during the daytime
what my downstairs neighbors do. kinda sucks when im incelnapping tho

>>216108850
What tips did you get lad?

>>216108819
It's the new "grow up" mate.

>>216108865
my housemate is on bennies and he's home 100% of the time
bit annoying but he's quiet and clean and generally a nice chap so I don't mind too much
if he was loud and a mess then I'd want him gone

Throating a girthy ice pole

>>216108910
ever shag him up the arse?

aldis must profit a lot from benefit claimers

The british are here, mum, dad, wake up, the british are here on the internet!
british culture discussion in 3.. 2... 1.... GO

>>216108874
possibly the best thriller film I've ever seen desu, except for the original wicker man

>>216108935
fish and chips
cup o tea
mary fucking poppins

>>216108927
no lad x
only ever put things in my own bum, not somebody else's

>>216108910
wish i could get on the dole in clapistan
unfortunately i am a white man

any TMAU man in

>>216108957
mary FUCKING poppins, she can fly on my umbrella anytime. give me a handjob before bed time like a victorian house maid.

>>216108969
fish or shit today lad?

>>216108969
No but spam unfunny things about your smelly idol anyway. Not like you'd ever meet the boring cunt.

might have tinned sardines on toast for this evenings autismscran

is he called seasidemark because he stinks?

>>216108990
you mad bro?

the amount of paper wasted by putting those info sheets in every single pack of medicine is mind boggling. nobody talks about the environmental impact of this.

if your ex wished you a happy birthday in an instagram dms is it really a big deal? gf is acting like a feral beast over it

What we thinking tonight lads is Mark or David getting banished?

Great news for the local community

>>216108938
lmao ok

>>216108893
7 is the most common number to get by rolling 2 dice so use that to judge where you/others land
go to jail square means the preceding half of the board is where players spend the most time
the best properties are orange, red, pink but whatever monopoly you end up with, 3 houses are the best value so that's a good initial target

i wish we could kiss but we are both boys so not allowed

>>216109037
No
>>216109035
Recycle
>>216109049
:*

Every day we above ground a good day de leds x

>>216109037
She's right. How would you react if her ex was sniffing around in her DMs?

>>216109063
0////0

>>216109076
its not sniffing around though its a happy birthday message

>>216109097
That's what you think.

2x lush
4x lush
8x lush
16x lush
32x lush
64x lush
128x LUSH ALL THE WAY

>>216108810
: (

happy birthday lad

someone pls kiss my cock

>>216109097
I'm afraid to say lad that you're a piece of meat that's already fallen into her web

also trains good utilities bad

I am 30 years old diagnosed with fibromyalgia, M.E, Charcot Marie Tooth disease (which is a degenerative, rare nerve disease), hyper mobility and ulcerative colitis. Also currently waiting tests for endometriosis/+endo bowel
I am on 20+ tablets a day, including slow release morphine, nerve blockers, antidepressants, naproxen, stomach liners, Oramorph (just to name a few)
Some days are better than others and some days I am in bed due to pain and pure exhaustion. Imagine exhaustion like you’ve never felt before EVERY single day.

just seen this snake on my incel run

cleaned the van :)

>fibromyalgia
just outed yourself as a benefit fraudster

>>216109143
grow up

>>216109147
snek

The sprawling, ever-changing South London Jazz scene has been bubbling under over the surface for a good couple years now, and despite and pandemic halting live music in its tracks, its joy has not been stolen.

firing anti tank bazookas at mr whippy vans

>>216109147
weird lookin fella

>>216109143
I reckon about a 98% chance this is a tranny.

>>216109132
how so

>>216109147
Look at this little cunt. I bet your foot would rot and fall off if he bit you but I would still pick him up and take him with me.

>>216109147
where's its legs gone then

>>216109147
where was he going?

>>216109243
Down to the pub for a vb longneck

>>216109257
holwlgin

>>216109243
hasn’t moved in 20 minutes

thinking and feeling things

poo screaming in lidls

>>216109257
based

>>216109312
>>216109346
hidden illegal content in these pics

Why do girls love the sunset so much?

>>216109147
cute

>>216109376
>>216109376
>>216109376

>>216109373
sunrise and sunset are beautiful times of the day
you must be a heartless automaton to not appreciate these little moments
no I'm not a girl

>>216108894
noted