Thread 216111759

fruits

you forgot edition you gormless yank

>>216111771
editiom

he is a parasite and acts like one
he is bottom of the food chain and anyone is a threat. infact, NOT being a parasite is a threat to him (that is because he is a parasite, and without being a parasite he dies, and that is because he is a parasite)

mental how easy it is to spot the likes of spaki and sacked tranny when they don't post with a trip

anyone else nootice wanks don't feel as good in your 30s. used to blast cum everywhere and scream i'm coooooming in ecstasy now it's a dull "okay i'm done"

feeling....fruity *does a gay pepper dance (ackshually peppers are fruit you see)*

gormless posters

mousey please stop saying parasite it makes me have to knock wood

>>216111792
try edging lad

>>216111792
my cum doesn't even shoot out anymore, just leaks out

>>>/tv/215432299

Ridiculously good Warwick thread over on /tv/ lads

>>216111818
same. reckon it's the 'steride

>>216111790
its not fully out of the realm of possibility that a pisslow wastrel freak like heatherigger would be taken in by a better man and would easily accept it as the first act of kindness anyone has ever shown him

>>216111759 (OP)
Pomegranate raises testosterone, shame the pure juice is relatively expensive.

>>216111792
>and scream i'm coooooming
nobody does this during a wank mate you're just a freak

>>216111818
I worry that blanket is going to get grass stains on it

>>216111823
strong lack of bradley and screaming replies here

>>216111792
There's something wrong with you mate my wanks have never felt better ysed to rush it and spurt a couple miserable drops but now it feels like I'm flipping inside out through my cock hole.
Maybe you're just missing the right kind of stimulation.

>>216111792
childish honestly, act your age

>>216111838
autistic freak i said that for effect of course i don't scream, it's more of a
>ugh ugh ugh

>>216111788
you're a beta

>>216111837
you can chew the juice out of the arils

>>216111837
Raises testosterone by how much? People say this about everything and it's like a 0.4% increase after drinking a litre of it or something

parasite is easily annoyed if you talk about things that happen to you in real life, for him /brit/ is real life

never even want to wank, just happens naturally

>>216111838
I do this
>>216111864
r9k freak. internet addled raped mind

>>216111868
It's especially dumb because the testosterone is raised temporarily. You can literally watch porn for 10 minutes and double your testosterone without it having any positive impact on anything.

Seven tenths of the way through the working week

>>216111880
all wanks are natural

>>216111880
...im naturally
jk I look like a fucking ugly manfaced woman tranny

>>216111880
naturally? does your willy start moving and get indents like the hollow man is giving you a wank or something?

>>216111868
>This study shows that consumption of pomegranate pure juice has significantly increased salivary testosterone levels (average of 24%) in addition to effects on blood pressure, mood and the positive scores of anxiety and emotions in a large group of workers from different disciplines.

>>216111788
Parasites aren't at the bottom of the food chain mousey

salivating pure testosterone

>>216111908
Lad your trip...

>>216111892
End of the work week for me in 4 hours

Notice how certain things are posted exclusively when sacked tranny arrives.

>>216111918
That sounds pretty good ngl

>>216111922
why did you post a very out of date uniform, we’re all dying to know

In a traitors style game, does an informed minority always beat an uninformed majority?
Makes me think about the state of the world and what's going on behind closed doors

Talking about wanking again, is it?

>>216111950
It's not out of date

wow so Sodom was obviously an ancient nuke (maybe second temple)
israel temple number three (and its gonna get nuked)

thoughts, Canada?

remember watching mike adriano videos when i was younger and cooming so hard the spaff would reach my face now it dribbles out no matter how long i edge and horny i feel

>>216111837
what about beetroot juice? I've been having that every morning

>>216111967
makes your pee purple lmao

Saw a black dog

>>216111960
yes it is, I know it is

you mongs are actually watching that celebrity shite

>>216111958
nh you are boring now and I am not racist or pedo cuck tranny but thanks for playing and ty for the help

>>216111963
dont think they had nukes back then

>>216111949
My stack if youre interested
Broccoli, cabbbage, dark chocolate, white button mushrooms, orange peel (I candie them, but be careful to buy pesticide free). All proven

>>216111988
british culture

>>216111988
how can that ever be paid off?

beet + apple + carrot is so good

Feels like four is right
Dead chilly out

>>216111960
Mate it looks nothing like the current one

What are some ways to permanently increase testosterone?

>>216111960
Yeah and you'll never get taken on a date either, ya gangly fuckin bloke

>>216111997
what's that? football and paki rape gangs?

migrating from another board sorry lads, hope im welcome here.

>>216111993
Sounds horrible
I hope it noticeably improved your life if you have to eat orange peel and cabbage

>>216111989
Yeah I too hate entertaining things because they're popular

>>216112019
yank on a vpn

oi floppy dicks
https://anabolicmen.com/erection-boosting-foods-to-cure-erectile-dysfunction

>>216112013
nipplectomy + ball transplant

>>216111988
these wings (style) are beautful :3 my fav
I dont really give a shit about the US debt. its not like the global debt market has what the US of the same has, where if you dont have kids in America they probably say "no" you "cant have debt" because they know youre planning on racking it up until you die with no kids, you knw?
>>216111992
...think abt it for a sec

>>216111620
I'm a graphologist. That is a man's handwriting.

>>216112034
>anyone who disagrees with me is a yank

vitamin c and folate
delicious

>>216112027
funny zoomers get called out for watching skibidi toilet brainrot but because it's on the telly millennials and boomers can watch the same shite without criticisms

>>216111992
God did tho

>>216111989
Everything is celebrity shite these days. The Chase is on 5 days a week and then a celebrity version on Saturday. Fuck off Bradley

Rorke surreptitiously googling "foods that cure ED"

>>216112069
he isnt real though

right then lads is it Mark or David getting punted tonight then?

I checked the pre-ejaculation meds on that website because name one drug which does that
that shit doesnt exist unless it messes with your blood vessels

>>216111988
whats that even mean though its always going up and nothing bad happens to the US

>>216112061
Couldn't care less how zoomers spend their time
Not a neek you see

I want a harder and bigger willy
more spaff
more balls
big musce
and fucking loads of mi

>>216111759 (OP)
It's fruit not fruits

>>216112106
indian on VPN

with all the issues in this country right now, why the fuck is Wes Streeting sitting on Loose Women?

no way
I was thinking about how happy I am that I have no more fruit flies in my house and one appeared today. fair enough I left some celery out

>>216112103
what is mi

>>216112111
It's fruit mate

>>216112135
malaysian incels

>>216112135
little chinese fella by the looks of that flag

My mates

>>216112124
Because he's the health secretary and some women care about health

>one fruit fruit fly (singular)
at least its not completely over... they still have to hatch one of the opposite sex
brb

my car doesn’t have air conditioning so it takes me like 20 minutes in the morning to be able to drive it because it’s all steamed up

>>216112135
mi nuts

glod

>>216112148
dogbergs

>>216112172
You should get a car with air conditioning
Problem solved

>>216112186
there is no glod

>>216112172
how fat are you that you emanate enough heat that it takes 20 fucking minutes to clear up steam?

>>216112098
where's he off to???

>>216112148
imagine warwick davis riding on one of those like a horse haha

>>216112098
wheres she going?

>>216112172
Stop wanking in your car

if diego doesn't show tomorrow I think we should submit a missing persons report to thames valley

you can ring my bellingham
my bellingham bellingham

>>216112197
cheers mate great advice, i'll just pull a few thousand pounds out of thin air yeah?

>>216112199
It’s steamed up before I even get in it. I’m not fat at all

>>216112231
Isn't that an issue with the fans? Think I've heard of that before

>>216112231
that is physically impossible. steam doesn't happen without a heat source are you a fucking mong?

>>216112227
Get it on finance daftlad

>>216112266
Anyone that gets a car on finance is daft

fucksake rorke

>>216112261
The air warms up faster than the windows so the warm air hits the colder windows and condenses

>>216112172
You can get a bag with silica in it that keep the car dry
Ive got one as the windows are otherwise soaked in winter

Fascinating lads.

>>216112261
WOW you’re a retard. have you ever owned a car before?

>>216112286
Anyone who spends tens of thousands of pounds of cash on a single purchase is daft

>>216112261
Oh dear…

you got your car on motability

>>216112311
I agree but you don't need either, only povvos get cars on finance

>>216112305
pointless in owning a car with the damage they cause to the environment. i use public transportation

mental how polo shirts were in but now indians wear them nobody else does

>>216112172
had this with my old car. used to have to scrape ice off the inside in winter.

>>216112330
yeah? Express Bus from your bed to your PC is it

>>216112304
Guarantee they are fucking english bastards G U A R A N T E E

winter is much better

proving how easy it is to get (you)s by being confidently incorrect here lmao i've done you lads

>>216112261
Typical sperg moment. Anon refers to condensation, "steam" is only used here colloquially

hate winter

>i was merely pretending to be retarded
oh my days nathan mate

>>216112348
have a cry mate

round bellied pregnant male seahorse forcefully ejaculating one hundred tiny baby seahorses into the sea

The bikelads will outlive us all
When all the oil fields are dry and solar cells forgotten the smart man will still be bombing about quickly and efficiently

you shouldnt tell lies on the internet

>The bikelads will outlive us all
>*drives through red lights*
yeah right

here comes a melty off the back of that low iq post

>>216112370
Why would I cry?

that's not steam the weather stripping is messed up and letting moisture inside

Such a stupid argument "if you can't buy it at the time, don't get it on finance because you can't afford it". Pish. I can afford a couple of hundreds of pounds from my bank every month what i can't afford is a one off payment of £10,000 you fucking twat

freshman, sophomore, junior, senior

might move to cheadle

I said steamed hams, it's a regional dialect.

>>216112447
get a job

if you can’t afford to buy a luxury car outright you can’t afford the maintenance and repairs for it

oh yeah having a melty because i baited you mongs into replies. get fucked you fucking tits

But whack a boss?!

>>216112374
just got a bike me. hadn't ridden one in about 10 years. good laugh bombing around on it.

hairline looks like the gaza strip

>>216112487
full of brown lice that need to be killed?

diego getting shafted by the mandem as we speak

(●'◡'●)

Mint, found a sildenafil tablet in bedside drawer, will be having that later on

>>216112487
In need of some Jewish colonization?

rorkeing all over the world

>>216112522
me when i pickup the mcat

Let me tell ya a couple of three things.

the democratic people's republic of cheadle will rise again

(●'◡'●)

https://d1wqtxts1xzle7.cloudfront.net/56494235/Goodman_and_Gilmans_The_Pharmacological.pdf?1738374370=&response-content-disposition=inline%3B+filename%3DUniversal_Free_E_Book_Store.pdf&Expires=1761225405&Signature=XdDCHIJqbEfIbO2jbDJ8All51FoDJpMVkSNR2QzY-JutvjFJyARL00EiHERh6UVp3aGpdznwEP72BrddWIw5jiG9oKCCDPYSOvSDgsVA8n1MyR4ac-26BQ-aoy8OV5~rG3ncRRMmPGJXEbXcfvBvxkBCJ7SkwK0bt-cejFKN01WLio2aMnpvplNK4YyU3nC0pgm-1cpzriqTpja1K7KDvvOdrAnYkSbd5KiPHqiLh3hr9FWIVylFGizOHjHVVlUCohv81AMTmAT6wxReZTqpsKiIGaCERKUb0OuspDmqoR2bdhbm8NbCYN3tHrxq~v8S8VXepIdXadlEKQKVU8shzA__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJLOHF5GGSLRBV4ZA#page=506
fentanyl and opioids developed since the 80s

becalm a gob
or
be a lamb cog

>>216112571
jon mcafee

there was a scary link with an .et end which downloaded a file too that I wanted to post in that post but nvm

decided after careful consideration that I won't be clicking that

any gay niggas in?

What we know about nathan

1. He can’t drive
2. He IS the poster behind Bradley spamming, Belgium flag cuck posting & Rorke posting
3. He logs on around 7.30am and leaves around 11pm
4. Strongly suspected to be employed women
5. Very sensitive to girlfriend posting, strongly implied virginity
6. Other gimmicks include vote Green posting
7. Absolutely loses his mind over other known posters such as Mousey, goes into melty overdrive when he’s around
8. Age rage estimated at 28-33, still narrowing this down.
9. Is here every single day including Christmas Day.
—- First draft, assessment ongoing

fentanyl papers are good for learning about opioids developed in the 1900s

>>216112627
You’re as sad as him

Darren Osbourne

Shaggers were the white blood cells of /brit/
They protected the general from incel freaks
They're gone now, place is pozzed

imagine typing that you sad cunt

buy epileptic medication and get rid of it (do NOT flush it down the toilet)
if the online pharmacies sell seizure medication im not linking it but that is insane. I wouldnt take them though because those drugs are poison teratogens

>>216112656
did the men that punched him get jailed too?

who the fuck is Nathan now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.

>>216112685
Never cared about any persona except mikey

*peruses the financial times*
hm Regetti seems to be making somewhat of a comeback.

My house is a fucking pigsty and I really need to clean it up but fuck me I don't even know where to begin... I've got so much shit in this house

>>216112695
He doesn’t exist either

he's 42

pink niggas club
im gonna keep on dancing for the
pink niggas club

>>216112685
Oh be quiet, Tim

If you commit murder they usually won't prosecute you for lesser crimes. So you could steal a rotissery chicken and then kill an Asda staff member but the chicken will be yours.

leftypol eating pomegranates in the hopes it will thicken up his patchy pube beard

rorke getting his pogs collection graded

>>216112700
if you get started by sorting the trash (while putting things in a trashbag) then it might still look like a lot but actually you can just get started on any of them, 1 or 2 of the things cleaned up then makes a huge difference to get started

>>216112685
gimmickmong's new gimmiqué

What's the latest on the Caerphilly by election? Rumours has it lib/lab voters are going Plaid to oust Deform PooK

big bird just said "oh I know all about eggs, david... I used to be one" and then made a sad face

Nathan is just Adam who in turn is just /brit/ collectively posting the same shite as usual.

Done all the F2P OSRS quests except Dragon Slayer lads x

caerphilly this willy my nigga

I mean useful by reading a few fentanyl papers and then downloading loads of the references they use and searching the files for opioids. if the title is something that sounds like it might be useful then it probably has some history on opioids developed int he 1900s

>>216112769
nice
when you tackling dragon slayer then

haven't heard from soaplad in a little while. has he had a wash yet?

new personality detected: Robbie

- is 20-32
- posts on /brit/ between 9 and 11
- gets austistically angry when he someone insults him
- posts bradley walsh reaction images
- interests include video games

but im not reading any more papers on fentanyl. I hope it gets banned and we go back to the good old days (codeines)

>>216112790
mate you just described everyone here

>>216112804
alri robbie

need to edit my bastarding cv

^ autism

>>216111792
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hqJiGYdOhtI

EUV is cooked

>>216111899
CORRRRRRRRR HOLODEM

>>216112794
Mousey, are you still playing Pokémon GO?

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=synthesis+of+%22fentanyl%22&btnG=
OK I will read it! the CIA should tell us all how to make fentanyl

>>216112845
leave him alone you creep

I'd take Craven (and i hate that little poncey twat) any day over the dredge we have here now

>>216112845
leave him alone

>>216112845
nasty little bully you are

>>216112845
childish honestly, act your age (and sex)

>>216112845
>>216112849
>>216112851
>>216112868
>>216112871
tiresome. give it a rest mate

>>216112849
>>216112851
>>216112868
He's literally one of my best friends you mongs

i like it like that
i like it like that
i like it like that
cos i like it like that

yea the samefag replies to the employed women posts give it away

Stop talking to yourself mate, get a job.

i dont want to go out tonight i want to stay in and do fuckall
cooking with toileagues for 3 hours doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun

>>216112917
do better you’re bait

>>216112913
:3

>>216112877
>>216112912
schizo

>>216112923
i'm sitting in waiting for the football manager beta to drop

>>216112913
Cute!

>>216112756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI7rO4BYMQ8&t=7515s

>>216112913
ew

>>216112945
that sounds like a better thursday night

>>216112940
nathan mate give it a rest jigs up

spaki having conversations with himself pretending to be several different people at the same time
demented freak

https://patents.google.com/patent/US3164600A/en
fentanyl with a different alcohol

nth for the holodem

>>216112945
Grow up

>>216112963
Nappynonce lives in your head rent free

>>216112963
his sacked tranny character is completely stale don't get why he hasn't retired it yet

>she didn't know indiana jones had nazis
>she wouldn't have played it if she was aware

Every gig with women in the band, there is a line of older men at the front, with cameras, who don't move for the whole show, especially not for young fans who have to dance behind them. What do they do with all the photos?

would

>>216113009
>"maybe wouldn't*"
to be exact in an awakward laugh tone

genuinely can't tell if people actually think spaino is behind everything or if it's a joke

>>216112953
always wondered how it feels when germans get exposed to that sort of stuff

>>216113041
well he is one of the biggest and most pathetic 4chan addicts we have so it makes sense people are suggesting that

The real spaino hasn't posted here in months and he's still mentally dominating all of you

one-pot fentanyl (at room temperature) in 30 minutes and it will suck your dick DIY crafts is fine but if its really hard to substitute a phenyl ring then its gey
even though there is the coolest book ever (with references/patents for experiments)

>>216113041
spaino isn't behind every post but he is behind every post claiming that spaino is behind every post

>>216113041
one person is behind most of the dire characters and stuff on here.

>>216113041
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/185251064/#185253323

>>216113071
he really did become the new 190

>>216113041
the web of lies reaches everywhere

spakis dad did a runner from the family leaving him to be raised by a sad lonely mother and thats why he's like this.

Feeling some depression

doing a poo from my bum (into the toilet)

absolutely lethal having a maccies next to the shop, went over for a daim flurry and a donut without the slightest inconvenience nor hesitation
need the government to step in pronto this can’t continue

this is made with
sulfide trioxide (or however it is spelt) and \n ...ane;
the name is not even methylsulfonate but methanesulfonic acid

So if Reform win this by election are they getting another MP?

fkin scremgagign

>>216113135
did they really have to censor an arse grab

>>216113108
Have a wank

>>216113120
maccies is grim so it's easy to avoid imo
only thing that needs stepping in is your gouty trotters to a pair of running shoes

blokes sat there with three wall
breeze running through
scrmejng

hit rorke with a gay boner attack and KILL him

>>216113135
leftypol getting the champagne

>Sir Keir Starmer has backed safeguarding minister Jess Phillips, as a fifth abuse survivor calls on her to quit to restore trust in the grooming gangs inquiry.
Starmer fucking again

>>216113135
>'One of them feels she can no longer walk with her headphones on and that deprives her of a relaxing part of her day, a walk home from work.
really mate so traumatising someone slapped your arse

>>216113162
scroning

>>216113175
to be fair the only way to restore trust in the grooming gangs inquiry is have the labour party no where near it, so there's nothing sir kier can do really

mad how I'm attached to my computer 24/7
and if not at my computer, i.e. going to sleep in bed, I gawp at my phone instead

>>216113135
>As well as the suspended prison sentence, Al-Aswad must complete 40 days of rehabilitation activity and 200 hours of unpaid work, and was made subject to a sexual harm prevention order whereby he has to wear a monitoring tag at all times.
So he was actually punished. DM leaving out the important part until the last paragraph that no one reads. Him claiming he was unfamiliar with UK laws didn't "spare" him jail, he wouldn't have been jailed for that anyway because nobody would.

>>216113156
European maccas is different tho its actually nicer over there

freezing a shite and using it as a dildo upon the colon whence it came

>>216113135
Who decides one morning they're going to jump on their bike and just cycle around sexually harassing women

>>216113215
oh wow, he'll have to go to some shitty course for an hour once a week, pick up some rubbish and "wear" a tag

zooming around on a bike going on an arse slapping spree is pretty funny ngl

>>216113206
many such cases, in fact, it's standard behaviour nowadays, evem amongst oldies

wish someone would slap my willy to completion

>>216113135
Its dey kultcha

>>216113254
it’s not tho is it

>James Yucel: This new polling is nuts. Young women are more likely to prioritise Gaza, Education and Housing as a Top 3 Issue. Young men, on the other hand, are more likely to prioritise Immigration, Crime and Taxes
women are a meme

>>216113206
ktim

>>216113285
>Women should be allowed to vote in a “girl election”. Where they can go and feel really good about who they’re casting their vote for like Hillary or Minnie Mouse and they can play with stickers and glitter while they wait in line but none of the votes are counted or matter.

>>216113241
Which is, again, what anyone else would have got. His claim about not knowing the law had no bearing on the outcome.
These articles make the CJS look retarded but the only retards here are the ones who buy that shite.

>>216113285
white woman moment

nigga names yucel

>>216113284
i think it is

>>216112294
>Bradworthy
Oh my days

wholesome!

>>216112294
Delete this pic of me wtf

>>216113319
Yugoslavian celibate

>>216113320
no one sits at their desktop computer all day willingly when everyone has a computer in their hands

>>216113285
While Reform UK lead by 27 points among white British and Irish men aged 16-20, Greens lead with women of the same age and ethnicity.

>>216113215
If you commit a crime while you're waiting for an asylum decision it should automatically be rejected and you can fuck off. I honestly don't care if the taliban are wanting to chop your hands off and chuck you in prison with Mustafah Mespunkinyerai, should have thought of that before trying to grope lasses in the street

Dont know why I feel tired all day despite sleeping 8+ hours at night

>>216113351
you cum all over yourself?

>>216113386
>>216113386
>>216113386

>>216113362
maybe not desktop, but i count TV as the same sort of thing

>>216113388
I'll cum all over you if you don't delete it right now

>>216113215
Community service? HES GOTTA GO!