Thread 216113386

little lamb editiom

Yep I'm having a mental health episode again due to my constant tiredness

Don’t reply to it

SPAINOOOOOOOO

20 rep max squats after work lads, gonna load up 160kg and have a crack at it
Wish me luck

milfberg is having a good old giggle at something with the mic off on the teams chat

>>216113407
are u getting the itch to post about cronem again

>>216113407
Take a pregnancy test it might be gestational diabetes

>>216113458
she's finally seen that pic of your willy that's going around the office

>>216113432
>>216113432
>>216113432
>>216113432

real new

>>216113470
This is what iim concerned about

american history is so kino

right then that's gore of my favourite OC and comfort character

>>216113504
THE FIRE RISES

>>216113466
I don't post about the cronem but cronem posting is funny

>>216113467
I'm not pregnant

For the sake of this thought experiment, at least pretend to be straight. Presumably, you wouldn’t suck a bbc to completion for £1. Presumably, you would suck a bbc to completion for £1 billion. What then, is the precise minimum £ figure between those two quantities at which the marginal utility of the money outstrips the marginal cost of sucking a bbc? thanks for the help with my homework everyone

>>216113504
Reform Derangement Syndrome

>>216113472
I was hoping it would be a video. Sorely disappointed.

DC/VR

>>216113559
you should use a semi-colon here, not a slash

Just got back into bed. I'm cold, lonely and depressed

Every time I decide to check /v/ it never ceases to amaze me just how abysmal it is.

>>216113504
>8% green for heaven
hmm

>>216113573
yeah I thought something was off about it

>>216113593
Nathan?

Not so employed are you

reading about the american civil war those southerners were really willing to die over having negro slaves

>>216113530
£10,000. Would sort my life out.

>>216113591
all anime shite too.

>>216113625
how is 10 grand enough to sort your life out

>>216113504
Reform-Green alliance of doom

>>216113530
nigga you gay lel

>>216113656
Business idea.

food shopping for the week cost me £50
i spent £90 on vapes and booze

Grim

>>216113682
Still don't know what the fuck he was thinking

>search for fentanyl in chemical synthesis book
>crashes
>search somehing else (the ref from synthesis of fentanyl)
>search results
>search for fentanyl
>crashes

>>216113682
never noticed how big L looks like prince willy before

>>216113711
sex

sexo

sexos

im not making fentanyl but it would be a bit weird if I didnt know how to make fentanyl. I know the other opiates and hate fentanyl but dont know how to do the most recent drug

theres poo everywhere

glod

>>216113768
MATE shut up about fentanyl

>>216113682
What happened

sex poo and sausage rolls: a /brit/ biography

fetty wap

>>216113768
you dont know how to make any drug you schizo.
you're a neet povvo runt with no skills, not a chemist

>>216113799
remy booooooooooys

two big bowls of minestrone and now i feel all hot inside

>>216113811
why do you spend actual real money on all these vpns just to post dullard blog bullshit

only just realised snuffleupagus sounds like jack nicholson

This is quite serious. All day long there has been a Magpie landing on my window sill and being rather loud. I thought whatever. But just now I've paid attention to it and noticed it is ripping the insulation or whatever you'd call it out from my window, the black stuff kind of sealing the glass to the frame. It is doing this right now as I type this. I tried banging the window and scaring it off, which worked at first, then it simply became wary, and now it's completely ignoring me. Just ripping the black stuff away that I think is important and I can't stop it.

>>216113504
This but unironically

t. Corbyn party voter

>>216113860
he has done you

>>216113682
Common Anglican L

>>216113860
let him in

>>216113860
You've been done, no recovering from that.

New fetish is fat German arses.

>>216113844
it doesn't cost me a penny though?

>>216113860
vrilmogged by a bird

nth for the holodem

you know what's mad? them big churches in america where people donate like 3000 dollars weekly to some random black fella who buys a jet with it and shows it off

>>216113899
grok is this real

>>216113860
Tap tap tap upon my chamber window
Nevermore

>>216113904
ZAMN

anyone else wanna see lilypichu get fucked by a black dude

>>216113899
Love Drawn Together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxmDFG0ZGw

ai generating images of myself with a vagina

can I get a AYYY-MEN to that!!

>>216113904
Got any names?

Currently sat on the bog making myself delirious from the STENCH of the poo I just shit out

Genuinely smells like something that would be used by a pariah state to oppress minority insurgent groups

coolest book in the world: https://archive.org/details/merckindexencycl00wind/page/938/mode/1up
page linked I randomly came across nitrofurafans and thats a more important chemical for fentanyl than the one
https://archive.org/details/merckindexencycl00wind/mode/2up 10th edition
here is the 12th https://archive.org/details/merckindexency00buda 12th edition


I cant load these books
keywords are: piperidine; phenyl; furan (nitrofu-); methanesulfonate acid; N-(1-phenethyl-4-piperidyl) propionanilide or N-(1-phenethyl-4-piperidyl)

source https://hwbdocs.env.nm.gov/Los%20Alamos%20National%20Labs/TA%2000/7158.pdf

>>216113386 (OP)
>Lambs liver with bacon, mashed potatoes, peas, carrots and onion gravy
>Lambs kidneys with English mustard powder, Worcestershire sauce and HP sauce on toast
>Shepherd's Pie
>Lamb Rogan Josh curry
>Betty's Hot Pot

corr

>>216113986
alri netanyahu

watching lesbian jav

>>216113386 (OP)
looks waleser

>>216113960
Not really, no but the new Grok AI edits make it possible I think? . Saw lilypichu and pokimane AI slop blowjobs on /gif/

also mercks manual of medicine (medica) https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/41697

>>216113682
>Builds muslim prayer room
>King: Get me on the next flight to Rome!

started reporting every single post all the personalities/spammers make here

>>216113995
lamb sex arse

>>216113991
An army of mcaffee clones spew forth from the underworld to wrench my hands from navigating to these links

>>216113999
Code?

>>216114040
>internet archive and a .gov link (which downloads the file btw)

reckon watching the evangelion yaoi episode at age 12 might have done certain things to my brain chemistry

https://youtu.be/Jl7OFNwPhJY?si=FO-1VdN_5E-qBqum
What is her accent?

Today, I am thirty.

>>216114069
Based on her appearance Bristolian

>>216113999
u-uh... Lord Starmer, this man is watchi-... I-I mean, some kids are being endangered by this man privately watch-... I-I mean... th-this man is, h-he can't... w-we must make VPNs illegal in our next step to protect children online!

He's back lads

https://x.com/LemontT8/status/1980710683898703962

is it noncery to prefer shagging a lamb instead of a sheep? any welsh lads care to tell us?

Middle eastern dictators have been sent to the docks for using less offensive chemicals than what my gut just produced

>>216114079
the end of the beginning as it were

>>216114085
We need a new netflix series about how little Billy is using a VPN to become racist

>>216114079
I hope these idols don't die in a maid war

>>216114079
how can something be over when it never even began?

>>216113682
love the papacy me
absolute fave ecclesiastical institution

i find if i hold my poo in it makes my farts smellier which is nice

>>216114079
Happy birthday mate, love ya x

just imagined an american accent actually saying “noncery” and “shagging” out loud, please don’t make the same mistake lads

Mental how most of the problems in the Middle East wouldn't be happening if Yitzhak Rabin wasn't shot

>>216113904
same

*whacks you in the face with my chopper*

thoughts on gen alpha?

>>216114161
gay if you wouldnt tb h

keep talking to girls on apps until they ask to meet then i get scared and stop responding to them

Do people really think reform will fix the country?
This is the brexit protest vote all over again which made us poorer in the long run.
Reform will just be more of the same shite, they can't even sort out their councils

and based loperamide + loratadine kekeke

>>216114193
right well that's a willy innit

>>216114184
grim forcekin

>>216114184
why is it limp

>>216114189
smart lad

>>216114205
you replied to the wrong post

>>216114203
Brexit was the best thing ever

cigarette then some more learning about how to make fentanyl

>>216114193
Never had a girl ask me to meet, I always have to do it to them

>>216114203
sybau

made lunch x

rorke rides a bike

>people who speed up to match your speed when you're overtaking them
what drives their madness?

>>216114253
shithousery

>>216114193
Girls that do this on apps are the ones that ghost
Same if they come in hot;
>OMG cuttttieeee!
she’ll make plans and then not show up

remember that charlie veitch video where he was going around the jewish quarter in manchester bragging about how he's well known in the jewish community and none of them even knew who the fuck he was and reported him to security lmao

when the aliens come i'm going to pretend i don't know any of you

>>216114203
country's fucked mate there is no fixing it

>>216114203
Just want the existing system to burn desu

>>216114161
guy was distracted by the german arse

>>216114281
dont need to pretend you lonely bastard

>>216114247
fatties here are gonna be pissed and call you a twink for not having 500 grams of pasta in one sitting

>>216114253
ktim
it usually happens when I'm not paying attention and only notice I'm going way too slow when people start overtaking me so I panic like a spastic and speed up
sorry

>>216114079
Welcome to the club mate x happy bday treat yourself

>>216114247
looks nice what's the sauce? what other courses?

got a bucket of rice which I'm going to do hand exercises with so I can get manlier stronger hands and grip

>>216114302
500g of pasta is only about 400 calories

>>216114273
need this guy to pick on someone that isn't an 80 year old man or feeble homeless guy and get a good chinning

might watch The Hunt (2012) starring mads mikkelson

>>216114328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mOX5VbP_T4

>>216114321
dumb myth. you won't get shit done that way you little dweeb.

>>216114325
More like 650 and that's without any sauce.

>>216114343
of course he ran to the security guards lmao

>>216114343
mad how gay they look trying to cover their faces

The poo I did earlier literally made the air become musty and thick
I dread to think what will happen if anyone goes in there for the next hour

https://sedici.unlp.edu.ar/handle/10915/165485
(Mexican cartels)
Mexico used to grow poppies
based poppy trail >.<

at uni i was sharing a flat with two girls and after their morning poo i'd go in there and wank

Colleagueberg fucking stank up the toilets again, what does he eat that makes him smell so bad I wonder.

>>216114378
He’s right though. He’s always right. It’s always a gang of nigger children attacking people in Manchester.

(◠‿◠)

>>216114447
threesome on the cards?

>>216114448
um thanks

>>216114133
the going theory is that the air stews next to the poo and garner's a more potent roma

>>216114448
niko's arse doesnt look that bad now

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0959289X05000129
horse (named Twilight sleep) >.<

Mouse why do you have an image ban and why have you not just evaded it

>>216114465
not with me, am an ugly incel you see

blob damage
or
babel dogma
or
bodega balm

>>216114448
that's fucking revolting

>>216114530
you just have to overpower them

>>216114543
what are you doing lad

>>216114530
Mate you live with two women what are you waiting for?

test

lol

sex sex

Look at him go, I say to nobody in particular

>>216114679
women fuck dogs

Um... Lads? The posts?

>>216114448
Benders will shun a nice pink vagina in favor of that.

>>216114448
Common Greek arse?

>>216114448
Lusty kissing make out seasions with sexo hip hairy arse crack thick haired Greek bints

if the linked thing was what I was looking for then oops but there was no history of it

>>216114347
At the very least it will help me lift heavier by improving my grip strength

>>216114778
That’s a man

>>216114343
Pussio pressed by the mandem

fucking HELL that poo stank

Can't believe that had just been sitting in my gut for hours

Have a cold but still did the interview anyway over Teams.
Fucked it.
Absolutely royally fucked it lads.
Should have politely asked to reschedule but I didn't, what a twat I am.

It's mad how gaming was almost a part time job for me with like 30 hours of gaming a week and now I barely get any time to play for 2 hours a week.
Even then unless you're playing mindless slop like cod or battlefield, it's not enough time to jump in, get used to the game mechanics and story and shit like that.
I think I have to conclude that my gaming days are over

>>216114873
Did you at least let them know you were not feeling well?

didn’t have a mirror in my bedroom until I was about 21

me dads irish and me mums italian me? born in cheshire

>>216114825
your grip strength will improve with deadlifts and climbing not fucking rice lmao

>>216114894
Was more social games like MMOs I’d piss away time on usually just standing around and chatting with people

Today's Pocket Monster

of
The
Day
is ..

Gabite !!

>>216114894
How come you only have time for two hours? Do you have other hobbies at least?

>>216114894
Can't wait to retire for this reason. Just playing the backlog and auld favourites.
Catch me in the nursing home replaying Mercenaries Playground of Destruction on my PS2 emulator.
>>216114907
Nah just said I was "grand" and made a joke about how the mustache is for a halloween costume and they laughed.
>>216114919
Alri' Seanello.

>>216114926
wow and runescape for this

Anyone here remember the pooBC gimmick?

>>216114873
My last 3 interviews I thought I completely fucked up because I was nervous but I ended up getting the job

Mental how mental perception can be skewed by anxiety

Remember bumping into a girl from my school in World of Warcraft and next day she told everyone I was stalking her. Her brother punched me in the stomach and I ended up crying.

ERST WENN DIE WOLKEN SCHLAFEN GEHN
KANN MAN UNS AM HIMMEL SEHN

>>216114948
have a very generic italian name unfortunately

DHL are utter shite, 4th time my 'next day' delivery gets delayed the next day

>>216114955
classic gimmick

>>216114971
was ist das

>>216114958
Were you nervous and had a puffy face, runny nose and the brainfog of a cold?
Absolutely fucked it lads.

>>216114955
>>216114983
it was a bad gimmick

>>216114991
rammstein

I want to spend £4000 next month

>>216114971
Ein zwei polizei
Drei vier grenadier

>>216114845
Erm

>>216114981
>support local UK businesses
>all use EVRI and DHL shite
don't blame me Amazon actually delivers

well thats my hcim in the fucking bin
tried to tele out of vorkath when my client started lagging but dc'd before i could, logged back in as a regular iron man

fuck off

>>216114995
No but in all 3 I had a bright red face which happens when I get nervous, in one of them my voice started cracking like my balls hadn't dropped, and in another I remember having very little sleep so I had brain fog and drug addict eyes

So yeah stop being a bitch it doesn't matter

>>216115038
grow up

filling twinks with my creatine infused semen

>>216115048
OK.

sliding a girthy pooBC in and out of my bum before it loses it's firmness and falls out of my arse

Don`t
Change your
clocks On

Sunday !!

Don`t allow Time Theft !!

>>216115070
fuck off worm

Last night, was watching TV with the missus, and went to cuddle her foot like I often do, but she was cross legged and I basically punched her in the cunt.

My son was going down the wrong road I had a word with him now he's in the king's 1st dragoon guards and doing very well

get a life

>>216114995
You'll be fine the last job I had I did my interview hung over on 4 hours of sleep. It's all random anyways pure luck

>>216115096
alri horrid henry

Feeling happy and relaxed after my shower, having a nice Calippo x

>>216115105
Your king is a nonce

>>216115124
Yours was convicted of it

>>216115105
in the 1st troon guards more like

ah yes my cs inventory has literally halved in value thanks valve

You think pope Leo ever shagged a sexy altar boy?

bet he pronounces "worm" like "wehm"

>>216115092
but if I don't change my clock I have to wake up earlier!

ich bin sehr schön diggaaaaa

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old but terrestrial life (both flora and fauna) is only about 600 million years old.

>>216115164
bet you sit down to piss

Me?
Piss in the sink.

>>216115135
We hain’t got a king

Remember a few days ago when that lad was bragging about his old man Jaguar but didn't blur his number plate so we could see that it was bought on PIP?

Cracked me up that, it's up there with the Mallard blunder.

catberg shattered eyes

>>216115184
bist du bestimmt <3

>>216115157
Probably had his way with a few little Peruvians

>>216115105
What do you mean 'wrong road'

>>216115224
Real? What happened?

>>216115223
/brit/ remains a master of the self dox

>>216115187
Microbial life is like 2 billion though

https://bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c5yl29j8j7zo
>three year driving ban for getting angry and stopping your car
bit harsh

>>216115227
Mein digga x

wind's howling

>>216115265
can't park there mate

>>216115265
lol btfo

>>216115272
mein digga!

>>216115276
same here! its very stormy today!

>>216115281
screaming

>>216115265
good. he could legit have killed someone.

>>216115238
hadouken innit

>>216115223
sandy box was the best of the lot

>>216115263
Yeah it took forever for single cell lifeforms to evolve into complex multicellular organisms.

Germans love their frogs

The cronem genetically and physically modifying rorke into a axolotl tank to bear yardie babies

>>216115265
why are road ragers always slapheads?

>>216115349
mmhmm nun he cud do bout dat xx

>>216115337
yes! i thank finns everyday for inventing apu.

>>216115265
got off easy imo

>>216115349
you need to be arrested

this is top of reddit. who the fuck are these people.

>>216115382
the administrator, says so in the picture

The Prime Minister visited an arson-hit mosque this morning to announce an additional £10 million in security funding to protect Muslim communities from hate crimes and attacks.

Sir Keir Starmer announced the funding boost following a visit with the Home Secretary to the Peacehaven Mosque.

No one was injured in the fire which damaged the front entrance of the mosque and a car, while the police said they are treating the incident as a hate crime.

The new investment for mosques and Muslim faith centres will provide security measures including CCTV, alarm systems, secure fencing and security staff, the Government said.

Sir Keir said: “Britain is a proud and tolerant country.

“Attacks on any community are attacks on our entire nation and our values.

“This funding will provide Muslim communities with the protection they need and deserve, allowing them to live in peace and safety.

“I want a Britain built for all and my government is committed to delivering safer streets for everyone – and that means protecting places of worship from those who seek to divide us through hate and violence.”

Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said: “The attack on the Peacehaven Mosque was an appalling crime, that could easily have led to an even more devastating outcome.

“I am proud of this country because of the rights we all have to follow the faith of our choosing, and to live free from hatred and fear.

“That right must be defended. Violence and intimidation directed at any community or faith are attacks on us all. We must stand together against those who seek to divide us.”

The funding boost comes after Sussex Police said on Wednesday they had arrested three men on suspicion of arson with intent to endanger life in connection with the fire.

All three men – a 34 year-old and a 42-year-old from Peacehaven, and a 38 year-old from Seaford – are in custody, the force said.

/brit/ stands with soldier f

>>216115429
Nope

>>216115324
Rough hope he gets better soon x

>>216115331
Multicellularity is some 1.6 billion years old.

It's colonising dry land that was the difficult bit. You have to take the ocean with you inside your cells and not dry out. And there's a ton of oxygen up there which is dangerous as fuck.

>>216115349
bix nood yank bix nood
>>216115382
didnt ask what was shown on r.eddit today

>>216115458
>r.eddit
you know it's not filtered right? you can just say reddit

>The latest action will involve resident doctors, formerly known as junior doctors
lol clowns

cheeky wank during wfh hours on the cards

only have a job until the end of the year
what's a good, secure career to get into in 2026?

having sex with men is good

>>216115493
splendid idea

>>216115507
a trade

>>216115493
Haven't got the energy to launch a tug even if I wanted to
The toilberg has extracted all he can, and wants more

>>216115488
Based. British people need to stop being fags about striking and protesting and be more like the French. Hit them hard till you get what you want.

>>216115524
alright leftypol

search results: "willard"
0 matches found

>>216115507
don't bother getting a job, just spam this webm and question for the next six years

>>216115419
>All three men – a 34 year-old and a 42-year-old from Peacehaven, and a 38 year-old from Seaford – are in custody, the force said.
Weird how nothing has been released about these suspects other than their ages
You'd think for such a high profile case the police would want to keep the people informed
I wonder what the reason could be why they're not talking about this

>>216115524
I too am female.

>>216115488
14 an hour sounds fair given how shit they are
all they do is prescribe you ssris and use chatgpt to diagnose other problems
plus half of them don't speak english lmao

>>216115493
>>216115526
just had my third of the day x

>>216115507
me skittering about with my shiny exoskeleton

how do I cope with being a dicklet

lads

poo bollocks

>>216115596
ktim

>>216115532
which one

it is 15:42, I am thinking about the toilfu

>>216115596
thats you at 0:03 isn't it?

https://epub.uni-regensburg.de/10125/1/PhD_dissertation_last_edition.pdf
yet another book that is in German (2002)

>>216115728
not reading this literal dissertation

Had a cheeky nap at toil.

if u don’t know enough German to get by you’re brainlet

Had a dream last night that I was in a gay porno

>>216115488
Remember my art teacher back in 2005 or something bragging her doctor son was on £20 an hour so I'm assuming that £14/hour figure is misleading

lads... the posts, where are they?

>>216113911
Watch /brit/chubas like BipsyGG, Obkatiekat, Roko or Ekkomori.

n-n-n-new
>>216115834

right you useless little weasel, its that time again, get the new fucking made fucking NOW

>>216115728
but only the first few pages are in german

>>216115845
>posts that aged badly

AI

No — it’s not simply £14 per hour for all junior doctors in the UK. Here’s a breakdown:

For the lowest-paid grade of junior doctor (e.g., an FY1 in England in 2022/23) the basic pay when spread over a 40-hour week works out to about £14.09/hour.
Full Fact
+2
ITVX
+2

However, most junior doctors earn more than that when you include unsocial hours pay, weekend and night shift premiums, location supplements, overtime and so on.
Full Fact
+2
juniordoctorfinance.co.uk
+2

As a guide: many junior doctors’ salaries are in the region of £56,000–£66,000 annually (which translates to roughly £27–£32/hour on a simple hours basis) depending on grade and region.
Salary.com
+1

The “£14/hour” figure is often quoted but only applies to basic pay for the most junior doctors and doesn’t account for extra pay for nights/weekends, unpaid overtime, etc.

>>216115842
Watched a V4mirai Kanashibari last night after gigi and before nimi and phoebe collab