Thread 216115834

smoke break edish

vape edish

There's 4 bed duplexes for sale in my village for like £1.6M. Who the fuck is paying this much for 4 bedroom houses with barely any land? And when does this all pop? There's no way millennials or later gens will afford these so who is gonna buy them when the old fogies croak

hmmm

>>216115919
not this shit again

>>216115919
would

oi you got a licence to poo?

>>216115910
Russian/Chinese oligarch money and Boomers who got in when it was 10k pounds.

https://x.com/LBRUT/status/1981028375960437185

lmao

>>216115958
done them

>>216115919
She's actually so fit it's insane

>>216115919
would love to give her some of my ayran

rorkeypops rocks

>>216115919
I want to spaff on her face

>>216115919
Bet she got off because she's so bloody fit

The vet killed my new kitty kot Nicholas. My mom took him to the vet and he died when they put him on anesthesia. I am very angry and sad. How can this be? It's not right. I was just playing with him. He slept on my bed last night. He was happy and full of life and they killed him. It's not right. We just got him recently. He was only a few months old. This is so sad anons.

Giddy with excitement for the Caerphilly results

This is going to be leftypols worse defeat yet

>>216115995
>>216116009
>>216116132
embedded illegal imagery

>>216115919
I want her to tread on my bollocks with stilettos

>>216116151
posted it again award

>>216116070
:(

It is not right. How can they do this? He was healthy and he was fine. How can he be gone?

nth for the gyaldem

Old old kitty kot died of old age at 18 and now my new kitty kot has been killed. It is not right. How can this be?

So was the white anglo saxon dragon slain by the mighty plaid cymru knight?

>>216116200
sex sex

>>216116207
Killed how? Sorry to hear that mate

I can't believe this is happening.

>>216116243
she wouuld get it

All my Rorkian friends constantly going on about the holocaust, 9/11, and all manner of conspiratorial shite. None of that matters, the ink is dry - the only question is do you want to live among your own or among brown people?

>>216116244
The vet put him on anesthesia and they said that he stopped breathing and he wouldn't wake up. That is what my mom said.

>>216116244
Got angry and just slammed it's head inside the freezer lid until it fell off

Could have happened to anyone really

>>216116246
Cbeg

>>216116278
That's what happened to my nephew so sad : (

>>216116276
would

wish there was a country that was fun and sexo like brazil but also quiet and incellious like anglo nations

>>216116276
Not sure thats killing but still sad

>>216116278
Tragic accident dont blame yourself

why do yanks have such strange teeth?

Nicholas was a fine and noble kitty kot. He didn't deserve this.

>>216116314
I wish there were a land where they eat marmite sandwiches

>>216116317
they're veneers, not real teeth

>>216116339
need this in real life (as a costume and real succubi cant take your soul if you dont consent to fucking them, and they dont rape)

>>216116070
He probably died because he was sick of having a proper melt for an owner

I can't believe it anons. How can this be? Why has this happened to Nicholas?

CELEBRATE DIVERSITY
MULTICULTURALISM
LGBT
LOVE THE UK

was in tesco yesterday and they were playing elton john and all I could think of was him sharting spunk on food
should stop coming here so often

>>216115919
Should be illegal to be this fit I'm not even joking

>>216116337
marmite is SHIT!!!

>>216116213
Need to wait till 10pm to find out

>>216116405
rabbit spotted
come here im going to fuck you

Nicholas never hurt anyone. He didn't deserve that.

>>216116405
take that back
you take that fucking back NOW

Why’s Rorke obsessively posting about this random election for the Welsh parliament then eh?

>>216116437
would

It's not right anons

right then

Often wonder if my third position political beliefs are sincere and rational, or are a result of lifelong social alienation and likely undiagnosed autism

>>216116463
It's the latter!

>Vanguard 60% Stock 40% Bond LifeStrategy fund charges 0.22%
>constructing your own portfolio would probably come down to 0.11% but would require manual rebalancing and be less diversified than the Life
Is it worth it?

Think this is standard for a new build

>>216116439
downward pointing cock hits the g spot during doggystyle but not during missionary...

for me its peanutbutter

>>216116439
Gay men tend to have huge dongs

>>216116483
you should suck off a horse

well

>tommy robinson goes on a propaganda tour of israel and gets labeled tel aviv tommy by the british right
>yank political figures go on israeli propaganda tours as well as trips to a literal nonce island and the yanks think they're based
mad how intelligent the average brit is

Are those shark hoovers good or should I get a dyson?

I need a horse farm
for an invention

>>216116524
Get a Henry you fucking virgin

>>216116546
horse nonce

>tfw no Catalan gf
>tfw no Occitan gf
>tfw no Ligurian gf
>tfw no Piedmontese gf
>tfw no Lombard gf

>>216116548
I have a henry but I'm not dragging that up 2 flights of stairs any more

>>216116474
Bonds are trash, go 100% Developed World. Imagine borrowing money to someone who is already trillions in debt and can kill you without recourse.

Nicholas we will always remember you.

horse dick go flopflopflfop

>>216116584
kys toby

>>216116574
Runt alert

and if you look to your left ladies and gentleman you'll see a dogshit Canadian post

>>216116593
u mad bro?

>>216116522
The right have been calling him Talmud Rubenstein for about a decade, it's only recently he's decided to go full mask off as to quite how in bed with Israel he actually is

Gooning was always here. Before man was, gooning waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

>>216116474
>>216116579
*lending out to someone

>>216116614
you'll never have sex

polandball r34

>>216116613
sorry wrong thread

yeah?

>>216116513
would prefer not to mate

RIP to my kitty kot Nicholas, a fine and noble kot

yep

>>216116640
...with a horse
feels bad. not because I was born too late, but because maybe in the stars we could

saw some ********** legs in asda

>>216116640
I will when your mum dies

some real irreverent nibba in this thread, have some respect

>>216116653
36 year old male model who looks 16 year old

>>216116659
why not?

Nicholas was playful and fun. He was jolly and cheerful and he was very friendly.

Did 10 pull ups. Goal reached. Back to drinking and eating shit.

not a fan of the reddit leaf

>>216116659
Don't worry. You will never mate.

there are more microplastics on my penis (from thinking about horses)

UM xx

Nicholas

>>216116707
murder documentaries cut to parents being interviewed about the victim's childhood and they're always like
>he was a wonderful child full of joy he made everyone smile
while flashing baby photographs on the screen

>>216116734
horses got big dicks (and pussies)

you can suck horse penis (if you want to)

Deadass getting sick but I'm gonna go gym to try sweat it out a bit

>>216116770
when i feel a cold coming i always do a hard session cus i know i'm not gonna get a chance to train for a few days
bang one out lad

Nicholas would watch my computer screen and touch it with his paw when I played a tiger video.

>>216116700
not gay for horses
>>216116726
good

>>216116766
>>216116767
kys

More of a cow man myself.

>>216116803
I knew you were gay

Nicholas was pure.

FUCKING YORKSHIRE WATER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WAKING ME UP YET AGAIN
WORTHLESS CUNTS

>>216116833
me on the butt (negative image)

>>216115834 (OP)
on a strict permanent diet of only eating 25g or less sugar a day and just ate half a milka. fucked it and scared it’s going to age me really bad

me
on the butt

>>216116862
Two Kinder wafer bars and a ferreo rocher three pack me.... swore i wouldnt

>>216116875
sexs

I said what what
in the butt

gn
fruit fly is back so ive got to start brushing my teeth again

The devil is a liar

I have never typed out the n word in it's entirety on 4chan. I'm not that kind of bloke

woah

What is it about pasta bakes and just being able to eat 2kg of it in one sitting no bother? Can't do this with any other food

sex

would

would spaghetti in gravy be nice or an abomination?

>>216116966
need her to change my rorke ways

Chatgpt's down so I have to think for myself for a change... Fuck sake

Wearing this to a wedding at the weekend lads, thoughts? (Ignore the laptop)

>>216116991
you should try it, and again with American gravy (from the south)

>>216117010
master baggins

>>216117026
me on the butt

Did someone really take a photo of sacked tranny at her workplace? What kind of person does that?

do any of you actually use a cumrag?

quit everything in life except vaping need this evil smoke banished

mental how the welsh word for wales is cumrag

>>216117051
Look at him just sitting there in his little chair lmao

Ah that's nice

>>216117059
couple of dickheads on the right aha

>>216117091
600? what the fuck

>>216117091
surprised by that
local waitrose employs a literally retarded woman to collect all of the baskets and trolleys
just wanders around saying "merry chrimas" over and over and all of her colleagues have to give her specific instructions every time she needs to do something

Fuck me that is some downgrade going from Waitrose to Asda

>>216117128
is she actually paid or is she just there for that

>>216117130
Um I think you'll find it says New on the article in red letters

>>216117091
what
why does waitrose have volunteers?
and why are some of those volunteers retards?

>>216117091
There's more to this story than meets the eye
He was apparently incapable of performing tasks without his carer, who would also need to be employed if he was
Mucked up constantly and would be incapable alone
It's simply uneconomical
Their only mistake was letting this farce continue for so long

#IStandWithWaitrose

>>216117121
Let's be fucking real here the DWP have been forcing people (genuinely the unemployable, mentally ill) for years to work trial shifts that add up to similar hours

>>216117128
>just wanders around saying "merry chrimas" over and over and all of her colleagues have to give her specific instructions every time she needs to do something
highly based

Any hooting owls in?

Congratulations on your first job lads

>>216117217
Is this Brendon Frasier from The Whale?

soon be drinking time

Toil done

Cheeky 4 hours of OSRS? Don't mind if I do x

>>216117128
>>216117175
Shops like this and a handful of other industries used to exist solely for the purpose of employing the intellectually handicapped and teenagers
People for whom anything other than scanning items and stacking shelves really is too much and for kids wanting a bit of pocket money
Now the benefits system has become so outrageous that they all stay home on PIP and hoardes of Africans (originally here as care workers) have started doing these jobs
It's completely broken

>>216117238
bad screen to good screen

>>216117217
Imagine changing stable disabilitybux for toil.

>>216116339
Looks like arr soogs

Ah look at that nice Irish bird centre frame

Gay bummers

>>216117345
Leftypops' crew

>>216117366
BASED

>>216117290
>Yasmine Byrne was born in Dublin to a single mother and grew up in Crumlin with her brother and a sister
>She is of part Jamaican descent, through her estranged father.

What's the problem

Sir Hearts of Iron

>>216117290
wish wogs would go back to red lipstick

>>216117382
someone send these little freaks flying

>>216117217
insane he should get back on the PIP

>>216117382
what is this shit from? it's obviously not a cartoon.

Autistic man

>>216116966
woah. black girls look like THIS?

SUBMIT YOUR SOUL TO CHRIST

mental that some people look like other people how the fuck lmao

I would challenge any man to smell the poo I did about two hours ago and not instantly be sick

The British Empire was the greatest entity to have ever graced this planet

>>216117459
i love them

>>216117459
tired of these pair. who do they think they are?

>>216117468
odd bradder image

>>216117468
*Resident doctors
Junior doctors is demeaning they changed their name

>>216117493
they're just doing a happy dance

>>216117459
fus ro DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216117468
if they didn't announce it nobody would ever have known except immigrants because english people can't get a fucking appointment

>>216115919
Imagine giving them your name lmao. Unless you're a murderer or something just tell them to piss off and there's nothing they can do. It's all cooperation and contracts, it's like willingly bending over then wondering why you've been bummed.

>>216117026
Mona sexoo

>>216117523
Cronem in for their BBC appointments

*willingly bends over*

>>216117545
how can i know whether it's someone with authority or not? is there an easy way to spot by uniform?

filled with the faustian spirit

>>216117591
am I being detained?

>>216117591
you ask them if they are police

Anime is for nonces. You need to be put on a list if you're over 18 and watch anime/play anime video games

>>216117621
>yes i'm an officer
don't trust them, you see they often lie. can i ask for badge number or something?

>>216117626
i thought this but then i watched death note and jojos and thought they were class

>>216117500
FOY

>>216117591
You police? No
Fuck off then
>>216117649
You fuck off too

>>216117647
+1 added to the list

young lad has started at toil and im not gay but he has quite a nice arse and feminine face

>>216117626
im already on one its the list of people who are virgins BUT HARMLESS

All professions have "junior" titles when you start.
Junior developer. Junior architect.
why is it demeaning only to doctors? fuck em.

>>216117633
well yeah you can ask for a shoulder number but they could lie about that too couldn't they

You lads have your poppy sorted for November then?

flats really nice when its tidy lads

>>216117675
no because you can verify the number
https://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/fa/how-to-check-an-officers-identity/

>>216117673
all the jobs ask for junior doctors lol

>>216117459
gyatt dayum

>>216117493
satono diamond and kitasan black

>>216117695
dunno why that really matters you're not going to pull out your phone and check them on the street

>>216115834 (OP)
animals smoking durrys

Keir Starmer seems so willing to misinterpret the findings of the West Midlands Police as antisemitism that I think he might be brain damaged.

>>216117721
It's a good move politically, because... well umm... you're not supposed to nootice these things.

>>216117591
Just walk off retard what are they gonna do pull out their cuffs and arrest you

well they are if they're a police officer

>>216117626
blud onto nothing

>>216117689
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>216117738
lmao yeah i don't wanna end up like those yanks who are like "am i being detained, am i free to g- ACK"

right everyone get your willies out

pretending to be a copper is an offence
a bit like pretending to be a janny

*gets the tweezers out and activates the hubble space telescope*

>>216117669
No such thing
>>216117712
You first barneyfag

yank medical shows portray doctors like they're in the military just switch attending for general and intern for private

british medical shows treat doctors like they're senior civil servants with the lowlyones being arse wiping care workers

>>216117746
kys

can't enjoy assassin's creed 3 because there are fucking dogs barking in game all the time

hmmmm

>>216117545
lol this. I caused a bit of a ruckus on the train once so they called the BTP and I laughed in their face saying they're not real police and I walked away lmao

watching sabrina shaking her arse

*fires up the CERN collider and completely obliterates my knob with the smallest particle known to man*

slotting coins into my vaginer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hr065tXt3g

sceraming

We have too many nurses and and doctors in this country
A lot of people need to get healthier of their own accord or be allowed to die

as always, lets give it a go

Anyone in this country who weighs over 12 stone should be denied access to the NHS.

Sir Operation Barbarossa

Any of ya'll ever used Pinterest?

>>216117051
You are a moron
It was some random bloke who took the pictures, he took loads of pictures of the Aldi and uploaded them to Google

Oh yeah nigga. Of course I stretch my cock.

>>216117875
I weigh 15 aha x

>>216117888
yeah im on that jawn

>>216117914
good number that

>>216117914
Do you stuff your fat face 24/7 or what?

>>216117888
no
laughed at gfberg when she mentioned using it then felt bad after all whats wrong with it i dont know but its not stranger than 4chan is it

>>216117852
shouldn't have been driving while he was on a booze cruise
it's his human right

>>216117961
he said he picked up a hitchhiker who drove his car then dashed after killing the baby and woman lmao thinking on his feet

Just back from work, you lads haven't been here all day have you?

Could you squat your girlfriend?

>>216117812
get your lips away from me faggot

>>216117946
I'm 6'3 so it's not too bad x

>>216117888
yh not in years tho

>>216117983
Thank you for your service

>>216117970
always funny hearing some of the excuses they make
they literally bend time and space in their heads

>>216117826
>Euros have no tribe and are just paypigs
Grim

>>216117826
SHAMONE!

you've all used pinterest because they've hacked the google image search so all you see is pinterest shit

>>216117987
my what?

>>216117826
>6 million when country is 300 million+ now
they got RAPED

>>216117852
hes saying odd things right

Feel a concerning ache in my left bollockberg x

>>216117987
used to do this during covid when gyms closed
she used sit on my shoulders while i did 5 sets of 5
got my legs quite strong
yes she is around 15 stones

>>216117290
High on Me is a banger tbf

big fan of dumb cats

>>216118085
plus a large proportion of that 6.6m are basically entirely white

>>216118127
sc

>>216117826
>Crimean Tartars
Not indigenous

Simply do not understand the appeal of women farting

>>216118164
lol what a fucking idiot

>>216118200
it's the incongruence of watching a cute girl do something nasty

>>216118200
Very low iq of you

>>216118200
Nobody without a severe porn addiction does

>>216118246
James Joyce did, and porn didn't really exist back then

>>216118246
i wank to girls farting but hate it when gfberg does it

>>216118288
explain

>>216118276
he spaffed to nora's letters

>>216118276
The Irish condition

>>216118299
it smells. fantasy is always better than reality.

wouldn't mind being forced upon by a buxom female adventurer

>>216118319
ever shag her up the arse?

>>216118339
yes and it was also a let down. don't like poo you see.

>>216118328
did you marry that woman you have to clobber in the bannered mare in whiterun

get it fucking made you worm, come on
tit

clobbering a poo

*in a desperate for pussy voice*
And what does this crystal do?

>>216118406
Not into crystals but tarot is objectively fun and cool

>>216118351
Nah I went for Mjoll

my twink feet fucking stink

>>216118421
so is yugioh

>>216118406
i find it endearing
it's a harmless hobby

>>216118425
For me it's modded serana living forever in immortal happiness

>>216118443
>>216118443
>>216118443

>>216118421
*skens @ ur arse* and what does this card do

>>216118328
it's the ideal

>>216118449
Molag Bal sewed her fanny up after he raped her so you'd never be able to have children :/

not sure if janny will like that one

>>216118478
anime gets extra leeway

Who is rorke