Thread 216124097

Friendly Thursday evening chat edish

bunny suicides

in heat again award

Might pop a tadalafil for a bit of wanking.

>no... i can't... its too big...
>tek it tek it

I have a feeling this is going to be the best thread ever!

it's beddybyes time award :)

>>216124106
don’t know didn’t see it, is there a screenshot? Honestly I think the lad behind the Belgium flag stuff not memeing here should probably take his life, he’s here 16 hours a day and does nothing else and just gets wound up all day every day. Surely death is better

>>216124029
even if a woman offered to go out with me I'd decline because I'm aware I'm insane and weird

Happy birthday

Grand Theft Auto III

ok !!

You Are
24
years Old !!

>>216124145
marcus rashford celebrating his two goals last night

>>216124149
In bed currently but I have to be up at 01:30AM to get ready for my 4AM toil shift.

might stay up until 22:00. Will be a rough shift on 3 hours sleep but it's doable

Which European country would be my best alternative to the United Kingdom?
> I hate the United Kingdom
> I hate Russia
> A country without a monarchy
> A country without kings, queens, or any monarchical status
> A country that uses the euro as its sole currency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro
> A country that is a faithful lapdog of the European Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union
> A country without overseas territories

>>216124134
>she was dame like right outta my japanese hentai. The only question: was it an automatic in her stockings or something more sinister? my heart was telling me she was all woman but my head told me to look for the adams apple

right lads I’m off, got toil tomorrow but at at least it’s Friday wahey. Few swift half’s down the pub afterwards need to be at my best x

CONCEDE YOUR CLOCK !!

don`t Change time
on
Sunday !!

>>216124160
screaming

>>216124218
Unser Großdeutsches Reich, die Deutsche Nation

Resisted the urge to smoke but also ate 1500 calories by doing that

>>216124207
Its not fair that Yankoids get legal speed to do 12 hour shifts on 3 hours sleep but we just have to zombie toil slave.

no more £6 trekkie brekkie :(

>>216124248
bit of a silly notion this. shall not be following your suggestion, thanks all the same x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne3T-M5AivE

need to rizz her

>>216124276
some of them get legal meth under the name desoxyn

Watching blade runner

>>216124279
rorke putting on his They Live sunglasses and seeing "due to woke we are now pozzed"

>>216124276
I like to imagine the ones on legal speed are all very successful like doctors, lawyers, businessmen etc.

>>216124315
methamphetamine!!

nth for the baddiedem

>>216124260
It seems like a joke, but my current house is across the street from a Volkswagen dealership.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWMpHc77qNI&pp=ygUcdm9sa3N3YWdlbiBmdW5ueSBjb21tZXJjaWFscw%3D%3D

>>216124315
It's all the same shit. The ones who tell themselves they're not junkies because they're on adderall are deluded.

Any freaks weirdos and villains in

If the Uber eats paki doesn’t thank me 10 times when I tip him in cash I will be fucking PISSED

>>216124351
The original not 2049

>>216124349
fit as fuck

Guys I have to go put the bins out my mummy told me to

>>216124313
omds she collabed with nimi(fauna) last night it was a great stream x

>>216124315
Lucky bastards.

>>216124328
Nah some of them work for Buc-ee's, but they earn more than doctors, lawyers, businessmen in the UK.

>>216124380
Why the fuck would you tip him

>>216124363
yes I'm thoroughly unpleasant and have pushed everyone in my life away

the people who are forced to be around me, my coworkers, all hate me too. After work I come home and spend time alone in my flat in peace.

>>216124405
they don't go out for another 4 days

>>216124391
I don't like the original but I love 2049.

>>216124425
I usually give them a £5 note and they are so grateful it’s insane it makes me feel like a king. But sometimes you get some little fucking RAT who takes the money and doesn’t say anything

might get into the porta potty business
imagine the profits

>>216124363
Yes. How would you feel about me organising heroin, methamphetamine, and cocaine getting smuggled into Australia?

>>216124452
Are you gay or just a zoomer?

>>216124361
the additional chemical compound in meth allows it to cross the blood brain barrier far more effectively increasing its potentiation and the duration of its effects. but they are basically the same as you say

Feeling chirpy :) I won’t blog post but I’ll just say there’s hope lads, there’s real hope in this life

>>216124522
she's just like me

>>216124521
im a millennial and i'm straight but had some gay experiences

>>216124554
good lad

>>216124554
no there isn't
stop giving them hope

>>216124554
fuck off
FUCK OFF
i hate the happy wanderer, whistling like a douchebag

my bedroom is fucking freezing because the handle broke and no one in here fucking helped me just told me to “call a tradesman” that advice doesn’t help someone with social anxiety I asked /diy/ and get same bullshit snarky fucking reply instead of actual help now I have a freezing cold bedroom

.. pinkie's got the swiper ..

poo wong

Found asking myself "What the fuck else are you going to do?" helps me maintain discipline

>>216124595
wedge the door shut with a folded up piece of paper or cardboard

>>216124589
if it can happen to me it can happen to you too! there’s hope undeniably

>>216124595
just pull the window closed and put some duct tape over any cracks and tin foil over the window

>>216124595
Kill yourself

>>>/diy/2951935
roar

>>216124595
Photo - and this time show us the window not the handle you embarassment

UK doesnt even get cold just put a hoodie on

>>216124643
Duct tape that’s actually good I didn’t think about that thank you
>>216124648
Fuck you fucking piece of shit

mad how religious mongs made up loads of stories to tell each other on special days and to read over and over just because theyre scared of dying lol

>>216124595
wait i thought the window pane got detatched?
all that's happened is the handles come off? and the bar is still present?
use some vice grips or a spanner and rotate the locking mechanism open
you can replace the handle, b&q do replacements, should just be two screws

>>216124672
you've been sat in your incel hovel freezing cold for 3 days and you never thought to try duct tape

>>216124663
scr

>>216124595
>>216124663
>>216124672

>>216124663
and along with a picture of the window, i want to see the damaged side of the handle

>>216124554
I could do with some hope. Give me a story please.

based ireland

cannot believe this retard sitting in his freezing incel room just staring at the handle

>>216124736
I can’t take a picture of my window I don’t want my neighbours to think I am taking a picture of their window. This is the broken bit of the handle. I also have a metal bar

>>216124726
most of these are literally made up by coping christians btw

Genuine thoughts on Reform?

Been talking to a "journalist" from the Sun about sex workers.

>>216124855
ai generated picture

>>216124873
tell it to the Judge leftypol

>>216124726
Just checked and every single one of these are fabricated

>>216124885
I hope they kick all the wogs or at least make them suffer horribly

>>216124855
Then we can't help you you insane cuck, how can we help if you aren't going to show us what's broken. Hope you freeze to death

>>216124855
is the handle a moulded part of the frame or are there screw holes near it?
it looks like it's sheared off, the entire frame will probably want replacing, but i'll wait for a pic when you get it

and if the window is open, there should be two pins on the edge of it, you can use a spanner or something to pull those in towards the center, assuming you cant close the window because it's not closing because the locking pins are out

>Reeves considers breaking manifesto pledge with income tax rise to fill £30bn gap

Triple lock just went up another 4% btw

>>216124682
No the window was stuck open because I had gone to pull it closed and I pulled the handle off. I had to use a suction cup to just close the window because there is nothing to grip to close it. I think you are talking about the metal bar but that isn’t in the window it fell off when the handle fell off

neighbour just caught me taking a picture of my window

>>216124855
should fit like a puzzle so just try to put it back and feel out where it might be broken

>>216124885
Will do nothing to address the problem even if they get in (they won't)

>>216124934
This country is literally going to destroy itself for the boomers, its mental

>>216124936
>I think you are talking about the metal bar but that isn’t in the window it fell off when the handle fell off
you should be able to re-insert that and twist it assuming it goes into a socket (should be a oblong type shape)

>>216124930
You mean the entire window frame will need replacing????

>>216124663
State of this idiot

>>216124934
Not forgetting the bennies u-turn which left this hole in the budget.

>>216124934
Get to work wagies, grandma needs another cruise haha

>>216124794
Ok, well to start with I was very much down and out. Typical incel story, I was underweight and spending 10 hours a day on here, no job, no life or mates. I’d never looked before but one day I thought I’d check a recruitment agency website and ended up putting my name down. They called me and said we have some agency work available for you and I thought if I don’t take the chance to do something now I’m going to be stuck this way forever and I said yes. It turned out to be the decision that really turned my life around, something as simple as accepting crappy agency work, I was placed with people just like me who had no real direction looking to make it work and we bonded over that. I was terrible with human interaction but throwing myself in at the deep end solved that. Suddenly I had friends who wanted to hang out/go to the pub and also met a girl I really liked. I decided I would try to fix my appearance from a malnourished incel beast into something half acceptable, I’m not good looking. But I started doing home workouts and following meal plans and gained weight and strength. Anyway I’ve been employed for 3 months now and today the girl I met way back then asked me if I’d like to go for a drink tomorrow now. I said yes. I’m doing it, all it took was stepping outside of my comfort zone once.

>>216124934
why didn't she buyed less

>>216124989
Ain’t reading all that luh nigga

>>216124672
get some string
wrap it around the window
use it to pull the window tight shut
put the duct tape around the cracks to hold it shut
then cover the window with a towel over the frame to stop draught
but eventually you will need to tell your landlord
or get it fixed by a tradie

>>216124999
that’s ok, we can’t all make it, that’s why races have losers and winners x

>>216124989
holy based

>>216124969
without a picture i don't know but it looks like the handle is moulded onto the frame
is there damage where the handle has pulled off? if so, yes, if not and theres only the rest of the handle there but no other damage, no

>>216124989
well done lad

>I can’t take a picture of my window I don’t want my neighbours to think I am taking a picture of their window.
screeching

ITS OVER

Um hi

>>216124969
no it's more than likely modular and will just need the broken components replacing

Might start reading Carlyle to feel smart

>>216124989
better a skinny runt than fat cunt but good for you

NEW HACK: Piss on your pillow every night for a week for incredible results

>>216125057
show boipucci

>>216125051
LOL

Where would a white man feel out of place?

>>216125051
It's just beginning and I like it

nbn is lagging grrr

>>216125076
I've had panic attack about this scenario

>>216125059
that bit that's come out on the top of the screw hole is whats concerning me, i think that's come out of his windows frame

>>216125057
wow

>>216124934
Benefits up 4% too

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top.

I said yes.

He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything."

Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral.

His coworker laughed at him.

But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed.

Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

my pucci bring all the boys to the yard

had a dream last night I bumped into one of the most popular girls in my year at school and she told me explicitly why everyone stopped speaking to me and every time I ordered a double g&t she stole it and drank it

LMAO
get those taxes raised PAYE piggies

>>216124989
Thank you. I'm in a similar situation albeit without the results you've had. This gives me hope and I'll stick at it.

>>216125134
There are still teenagers working in shops?

got a stiffy rn lol x

>>216125134
he was an autist
probably followed you home

>>216124934
£400 a month is a bitch in this inflated economy tbf

I've just been informed that /brit/ has not made it to the Official 4chan General of the Year 2026 nominations.

>>216125134
He was mocking you mate it's a TikTok trend

>>216125154
Please do stick with it mate, you absolutely can do it

>>216124934
need these cunts genuinely sent to a stalinist gulag

>>216124097 (OP)
why do they call it a jews harp when it wasn't made by jews?

>>216125167
Show us

>>216125048
Because my bedroom window is opposite theirs and the house is close and I would need flash on
>>216125021
Would it help if I posted a picture of another window handle in my house which isn’t broken so u know what it usually looks like??? It doesn’t look damaged like badly there is just a little bit attached to the window with hole in where it was

>>216124989
Love this x

>>216125134
I used to do that without asking when I worked at a supermarket in 2008-2011 and bagging was still a thing. I was an autist before it was cool.

>>216125204
Arise, Sir Zack Polanski

>>216125201
Okay I'm Indian-British. So what?

>>216125112
looks to me like it's just a flange for retention and the edge has sheared off allowing it to come free

they're being heinous

think my time at toil is coming to an end, the 'cide loometh

Nothing changes laying in bed, you've gotta get out there, get the hands dirty, feel the heartbeat of the town with your feet.

>>216125205
There are many theories for the origin of the name jew's harp. The apparent reference to Jewish people is especially misleading since it "has nothing to do with the Jewish people; neither does it look like a harp in its structure and appearance".[8] In Sicilian it is translated as marranzanu or mariolu; both of which are derogatory terms for Jewish people also found in Italian[9] and Spanish.[10] In German, it is known as Maultrommel, which translates directly to 'mouth drum'.[8] The name "Jew's Harp" first appears in 1481 in a customs account book under the name "Jue harpes".[11] The "jaw" variant is attested at least as early as 1774[12] and 1809,[13] the "juice" variant appearing only in the late 19th and 20th centuries.

It has also been suggested that the name derives from the French jeu-trompe meaning 'toy trumpet'.[14] The current French word for the instrument is guimbarde. English etymologist Hensleigh Wedgwood wrote in 1855 that the derivation from jeu harpe opposes the French idiom, where "if two substantives are joined together, the qualifying noun is invariably the last".[15] He refers to the jeu harpe derivation, but not to the jeu tromp derivation.

Both theories—that the name is a corruption of jaws or jeu—are described by the Oxford English Dictionary as "lacking any supporting evidence."[16] The OED says that, "more or less satisfactory reasons may be conjectured: e.g., that the instrument was actually made, sold, or imported to England by Jewish people, or purported to be so; or that it was attributed to Jewish people, suggesting the trumps and harps mentioned in the Bible, and hence considered a good commercial name."[17] Although the OED states that "the association of the instrument with Jewish people occurs, so far as is known, only in English",[16] the term jødeharpe is also used in Danish.[18]

wacked up the heating to 21c
we getting comfy tonight boys

>>216125280
if i wanted to read wikipedia i would visit wikipedia

thinking about how the cia experimented genital warts and syphillus on blacks before aids come about

mental how kanye sampled Someone Saved My Life Tonight for his classic chune Good Morning

>Amount of DNA you share with chimps:
99%
>Amount of DNA you share with your own mother:
50%

make it make sense for FUCK's sake

Training my spiritual abilities so I can talk to the aliens when they arrive

going to bed with a smile on my face. I’m going to turn my dog shit life around no matter what it takes

>>216125332
Get yourself raped you stupid cunt

>>216125318
stop boasting about your wealth it's unbecoming

I find it a point of pride that I never turn on my radiator. Love to larp as the owner of my domicile and imagine how much money I manage to save because of it

>>216125338
What dat mean

>>216125349
:D

>>216125380
It means we are BACK baby!

>>216125349
godspeed lad. thought I was turning mine around but it's all coming tumbling down

>>216125349
you can do it lad just keep going one step after another

Pornhub is the most-visited pornographic service in the UK, according to Ofcom, the communications regulator, and uses a combination of text messages and emails to verify the age of its visitors, while rivals have adopted facial scanning or credit card checks.

However, UK traffic to the service has fallen 77 per cent since the new rules were introduced in the Online Safety Act, according to Alex Kekesi, head of community and brand at Aylo.

“We were honestly shocked,” Kekesi said in an interview.

>>216125349
ah yes the classic decision everyone has made at some point to improve their lives..... starting tomorrow..... sure that will last mate :')

>>216125380
If you're Welsh diaspora: call your family.

>>216125371
but instead you're actually saving money for your landlord and freezing like a cuck?

>>216125338
Results aren't out yet

>>216125408
good, porn is evil

>>216125424
Obviously I have an insider idiot

>>216125412
speak for yourself

>>216125408
he wasn't "honestly shocked" though, was he

>>216125423
If I live now with someone else's money in mind, imagine how I'd live when it's my own bank balance at stake

>>216125439
insider in your bumhole
giving you the hot tip

>>216125439
Of course you do mate

>>216125334
tbf the blacks were degenerate who would have got sex diseases even without the cia

>>216125467
Are you going to apologise when I’m proven right?

>>216125349
Love to hear it

>>216125452
sent that freak flying

timmy hearing violent slamming, muffled screams and MLE

>>216125361
im a povvo. putting the thermostat to 21c is as close as a holiday to greece or spain that ill ever get

got white skin but the brain of an oriental

>>216125423
not using heating is bad for the landlord

Reminder the belgium poster wants you to be as miserable as he is, that’s the goal. He wants to repeat his fantasy lies to the point you believe it, leave this place and you win. He can never leave.

>>216125514
alri hans

>>216125541
does he still post?
had that guy filtered for months and months

>>216125541
Or just filter him, not a big deal

>>216125408
its because we are using tor or proxies
i did hear about yoofs paying homeless men 20 quid to take a selfie to bypass age verification

>>216124097 (OP)
I can play that shit bacause my dad used to have one, happens in Britain? Is it popular there?

>>216125478
You may be right, but it won't be because of your made up insider

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

>>216125541
>>216125566
>>216125567
timmy copes LOL

6-7

>>216125569
lol

but they're saying they just go to other sites that don't bother with the age verification
Pornhub wants to make it so that everyone has to verify with apple and microsoft first so they don't have to it on their site

>>216125539
0 users after a year+ of spamming

This is my phone number
07698646790

>>216125570
no its very rare in the UK, thats why i used it for the thread, to create awareness. we are a harmonica country.

>>216125610
time for some sexting x

hiiiiiiiii /brit/
>>216124128
>>216124132
wtf
>>216124148
hiii

just sent a poo to that number

Any OSRS lads in

>>216125610
Answer my call please

can everyone post a picture of their passport please

bro just got filtered nun he cud do

dog is going fucking skitz bc I didn’t walk him tonight

>>216125684
it was between the /brit/ posters, real incel shit. there was nothing we could do and we just had to take it

im eating peanutbutter :3

>>216125728
with a spoon?

Which of these should I buy

VW Golf
Audi A3
Volvo V40
Mercedes A Class

>>216125728
i've got some nut butter you can stick in yer gob

accidentally left dogberg home alone with a 10 hour fireworks compilation video on at full volume on my tv again

fuck sake I'm back till next monday

Africa Addio is truly kino https://youtu.be/D_AtcIw5iYg

>>216125743
yeah

The unwashed masses.
Population: Me and You.

>>216125746
all gay, get an estate

>>216125746
Volvo

>>216125759
scr

>>216125763
I just had a shower :)

/brit/ is useable again praise jesus

>>216125746
A3 :P
That’s what I have

browsing the /x/ cum retention thread while waiting for my haircut at the hair salon

>>216125763
You and I*

SCREMIN

haven’t wanked in 36 hours me
probably never going to wank again

all in all, you're just another brick in the wall

>>216125827
woman going "ouh ouh ouh ouh ouh ouh" and a soundtrack of dog panting

huh wonder what he could have meant by THAT, oh well best not to worry

lily collins sex arse

>>216125859
:|

cant wait to wear my neoliberal jumper tomorrow

>>216125818
psc

>>216125857
mental how boomers thought this was like so deep and shit

gonna get the asmr on and cry myself to sleep, night lads x

>>216125877
it's a masterpiece you cynic

>>216125827
tranners?

timmy facetiming fat pooja right now

me

>>216125875
got a pic?

my /tv/ thread is doing well, my /lit/ thread is doing well

Ate too much last night and have had horrendous shits, and on top of all that I’ve just pulled a muscle in my lower back when I bent over to pick something up. I’m in excruciating pain right now.

got the takashi kokubo on, haven't i?

>>216125911
Your /brit/ contributions? Lacklustre.

>>216125898
perfect two piece

>>216125911
kpop generals always do well, you muppet

>>216125905
tomorrow, im in my bed now

today I dreamed about some weird life where if you et caught by police or something you just respawn with yuor stats at 0, and you get levels for doing things. so I was stuck in a loop of getting caught doing a crime, like climbing a building or breaking into a base, and then levelling up my running stat from the XP while I was getting chased and then getting caught, over and over again. but there was something about a big house with elevators to rooms and I dont remember who said it but it was made with expensive silk bedsheets and oxygen ports to "last forever" (the ports were because they would grow old in there). and at the end of the dream I was going into a room that I found where it was called "new life chooser" or whatever and then I woke up and thats the last thing I remember

Caerphilly, Senedd by-election exit poll:

REFUK: 47.2% (+37.2)
PLAID: 31.6% (-31.1)
LAB: 9.7% (-12.4)
CON: 4.6% (+1.4)
GREEN: 3.8% (+3.8)

REFUK GAIN from LAB.

>>216125349
night lad x

>>216125932
thanks :D

>>216125827
t. Tor Browser user

>>216125943
welcome to your new life

>>216125932
broke him a two piece off the biscuit
no idea what it means I've heard the yanks say it though

reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216125896
spaki got his arranged marriage (hes timmy)
kill yourself BE flag

any parasocial relationship man in

>>216125935
sleep tight champ x

timmies voting for reform will soon receive a fell for it again award

>>216125947
Bro is coping so hard lmao

>>216125408
go to /gif/ me well until 4chan goes down, also porntrek

>>216125964
noh
it wasnt meant in that way at all. but they did say that I should "be reasonable" in my expectations. if this was my new life I would be upset because I wouldnt want a digital girlfriendt like why not in irl

>>216125870
this hit close to home for the canadian

gonna kick off at work tomorrow and probably quit my job

>>216125892
That's vanilla to me now
>>216125959
Im not that deep, I'd off myself if it ever got that bad

fill my body with chocolate
replace my cum and blood with nougat
chic-chocs lodge
chic-chocs lodge

>>216125995
epic

Worst fucking faithfuls of all time

>>216125950
This is the negative arse ive heard so much about

>>216126009
know the feel, got police called in last I did that

loving life!

>>216126022
I crave cheese — the sharper the better—as others lust for dark chocolate fudge. I rarely save room for dessert, satiating myself at the meal's.

>>216125985
Brother you're gonna be embarrassed, I expect a GROVELLING apology tomorrow

He’s right you know

mogs me

Sir Kiell Yourselfer

>>216126059
>40 series

Get with the times

>>216126055
he's clueless and finished

>>216126059
makes sense she's fucking loaded and her money comes from using her PC to play games

>>216126017
you can tell us what it is mate we're all anonymous here it's safe

>>216126055
It's not the 90's

got totp on from 1990 and it's shite

>>216126049
Will you apologise to me? Just so you know I’ve been screenshotting your posts. You won’t be able to hide

just got cockmogged

>>216125950
Even for me that's not great and I just tried to search for 60+ Czech women getting their arses eaten

>>216126055
I wonder what scumbag nudge unit cunt wrote that tweet

>>216125950
was this scene really necessary?

>>216126059
That's a tax fiddle for sure.

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216126147
>>216126147
>>216126147

pacing around my room waiting for hitler to make a comeback

>>216125802
Is it good? Which model?

>>216126154
kys
you have no say here

that's leebait

>>216126055
https://youtu.be/T_h43mWvQbY?t=17

need girlfrient
posting it in this thread to make sure it stays

>>216126105
Sure thing mate, but just be aware your posts are also screenshotted and I won't be waiting up for the result
You can expect to see my apology/victory post at 8:30 tomorrow

>>216126090
meanwhile until at least 2 months ago IRyS was still rocking a 3 or 2060, but she's against the norm for vtbuber specs. not cause she's idol focused either, she one of the stubborn gamer holoENs

>>216126024
Heckin celebrarinos!