Thread 216126147

das scrandemic edish

>>216126147 (OP)
scran ya nan

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>216126147 (OP)
corr scran

don't like ketchup

happy birthday hugh janus

>>216126147 (OP)
putting the sauce on the chips is just chaotic
you risk sticky fingers

>>216126201
just wash your hands afterward then

Please accept digital id

I think my gf has schizonephria

"Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe."

- Abraham Lincoln

yungbluds relationship with Ozzy Osbourne really weird
that whole family as well as yungblud need to be investigated

https://doi.org/10.3184/030823405774309078
A convenient one pot synthesis of fentanyl

>>216126147 (OP)
is your entire life baiting a bot?

>>216126201
well...lemme lick 'em clean for ya

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair KG

>>216126222
Ahem

Was in a post office queue a few years ago.

Old lady at the front was at the front dithering and couldn't find the letter she wanted to send.

She mumbled "sorry" to everyone behind her and the guy in front of me shouted "take all the time you need love, we've got more of it left then you do anyways"

She laughed and replied "well I hope I've got enough time to find this letter, this place shuts in ten minutes".

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761253726699343.jpg
mental

>>216126293
haha OK Canada...

It’s so over

The new 'ankula

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfs7-uS6wvQ

Did you watch?

nth for the holodem

>>216126247
honest abe. he was so based.

>>216126279
epic

>>216126274
the results aren't even in you mongo

Dame Nell Tiger Free

One more day of toil tomorrow
We can do this lads
We might even die in our sleep Sunday evening
Hope springs eternal

>>216126274
Thanks for admitting you will apologise you’re a good man for that. I will accept your apology in the morning

>>216126316
Refuse to watch anything with that cunt David Olusoga in

>>216126316
I haven't heard about it until this post

>>216126293
shrimp on the left gives hina food poising

>>216126329
That other anon has an "insider" supposedly

Any OSRS man in?

>>216126327
150 updoots

Can the ones you guys have drive?

ah yes
cado's arsehole on the catalog

>update settings momentarily give myself access to porn again
>straight to stuff that makes me feel worthless
>can never sit through something normal
>had to do a router block last time to stop

It's just an anti human weapon, nothing more, nothing less. Thank fuck they made it inconvenient, I'm surprised they managed to go against the elite for once.

>another leebait edish
Get a grip

And it LUSH

smoking dio cigarette

How was your day de lads?

who tf is lee?

Getting this evening's PJW

Jamaicans be like
>She twerk fi dem

>>216126316
i have no idea who any of those people are

>>216126069
Wow

>>216126406
For me it is pov sph

>>216126147 (OP)
corr would absolutely chomp into that with my neoliberal teeth

>>216126183
fuck woke

for me? it's The Beatles

one simple filter and his life’s work disappears, why am I such a brainlet not exploring this sooner LOL what am I like

>>216126462
parasite

is it weird to wear pyjamas at 22

>>216126479
not very nice is it!

>>216126486
do your family know you're a paedophile?

>>216126422
done fuck all but get on the cans de lid

>>216126480
kinda yeah
like you're Ebeneezer scrooge

>>216126480
pyjama pants are really hot on women but if you're a man wearing them that's an ick

just had a shower with 5 in 1 shower gel

Rorke is chopped ngl

>>216126388
It happened again??
Why are they all Sikh?

sounds lush

>>216126147 (OP)
first english dish I've seen that isn't dogshit. good job

>>216126486
didn't you say you hate black people, lee?

>>216126570
she's got a cracking arse

>>216126480
what else are you going to wear in the winter always wear thick jammy bottoms and a t shirt sometimes a jumper if its really cold

hope ari freak is dead.

>>216126603
Get the hot water bottle done

manchilldddddd

>>216126573
Most dalit Indians are horrid people that need to be deported from this country

hope sex sex with RainbwDash
and then McDonalds

>>216126570
gossip_guy been real quiet since this dropped

what's nathan aspinall doing cage fighting?

Ummah bros

>>216126616
sometimes not enough in the frozen wasteland of scotland

Indians posting on social media be like

>>216126611
not nice to wish death on people

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Pus, for gonococci, 3.00

>>216126603
Yeah but I have matching top and bottoms

>>216126637
???

Africa Addio - if you consider yourself an Englishman, watch it.

>>216126675
nothing wrorng with that

What happened to Luke Littler? I couldn't go 5 mins without hearing about him now hes just disappeared.

my gf always wears cute pyjamas love it

White people when there's Octopus' Garden at the function

sputum

>>216126688
Im Scottish

>>216126595
I'll refrain from posting songs with words the. Sorry, best I can do.

wow TB is in
milk

>>216126701
corr does her pajama pants get caught in her arsecrack sometimes

>>216126730
Do your parents know you're a paedophile?

>>216126688
don't like things with wogs in them

Burton Cummings? More like curtain bummings.

>>216126720
You should too, whenever an Englishman raped a foreign land, a Scotsman was there to hold her down

had to give id to buy euros with by debit card
um... since when was this a thing

the watch

>search N-(1-phenethyl-4-piperidyl) propionanilide
>book crashes
>search methyl acetate
>page found
>search 4-methyl fentanyl
>crashes

>>216126739
Yeah and she looks really sweet in matching jammys lad love it, also hot as fuck pulling the bottoms down and doing her doggy

you have no idea how over it is

>>216126702
sc

>>216126748
I despise them too. Watching it only made me despise them more.

>>216126776
the government doesn't want you to know the truth

>>216126765
mental that the UK ranks number one in the world for transphobia

>>216126765
Does he need help packing?

>>216126742
I know where you live

>>216126792
Canadian government cares >.<

>>216126809
finally something to be proud of

What the fuck is this guy posting

>>216126867
don’t know, I have filters on :)

>>216126439
A refugee typed this

kill yourself but sexo gloves

>>216126147 (OP)
Die out
https://derpibooru.org/1962850

>>216126901
this is Canada

>>216126870
Would have preferred him to be white

Tobes sexo

you want to fuck me

die

>>216126823
Yeah?
Won't stop you being a paedophile will it

janny

>>216126923
nope

>>216126870
looks like a big poo desu, dont see the appeal

>>216126944
horse

Right, well that’s a couple of Willies and one of them’s black.

>>216126944
Drink bleach

ot gwihyfdih tm

>>216126953
>>216126901
Christ foids have terrible taste in video games.

>>216126953
so fit

>>216126611
Janny!

please do a wellness check on any counter strike playing friends

Can't believe I let her break my heart. I've only myself to blame, I've all the knowledge but limerence is anathema to conviction

>>216126977
I like hair on women but this seems excessive.

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>>216126338
corrrrrr

>>216126973
Sorry lad, I don’t speak Welsh.

>>216126998
what happened lad

>>216126953
Wait... Giru? Is that you

Never played Elden Ring
Probably never will

>>216126973
OPPOSITE THREAD HAS ENDED AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING GUTTED

>>216126873
get the loaf munched

>>216127014
Why not.

>>216126994
I don't think any of them have committed suicide I think they are trying to pressure steam into reverting this update.

>>216126189
Samanthas dad?

whys this man posting gay arse sex

>>216127017
perfectly normal thing to do

slit your throat

been in bed all day long and I feel shit. Used to feel like this all the time

is 7 hours sleep enough for muscle building?

>>216126994
>an hero shooter

>>216127057
yes it is fine

>>216127041
cuckold melty

gay porn AND lee hooves?!?

i can understand wanting a cock up ones arse but what's the appeal in shagging a bloke's shitpipe over a lady's backdoor

die

Lee hoovey Hoones >.<

janny stop the spitroasting of this thread immediately

bit bent tonight innit lads?

burn

>make a comment about the harmful nature of porn
>suddenly spammed
Wonder which 3 letter agency is behind this one

Any you lads evr been fucked in the arse? I was on fabguys for a bit before they made you upload your ID. Dunno tho feel like it’s one of those things where if you’re in the right mindset it will be hot as fuck in the moment but a couple hours later you might want to hang yourself

>>216127064
Give your dad his laptop back

yhe binble tm

>>216127064
>>216127047
>>216127017
>>216126977

Alexa - filter the word “rorke”

>>216126981
what's your top 10?

>>216127023
nh

>>216127065
Thanks. 6hr40?

>>216127064
this should be titled "Unity"

>>216127112
No but I was so horny once that I froze a banana slapped a johnny on it and tried to bum my own arse. Wasn't really working so my mind went to "hmm sucking it like a cock should quench my unquenchable horny thirst" but I forgot to take the johnny off and got thick brown shit in and around my mouth

>>216127057
I haven't slept longer than 6 hours in years, possibly a decade.

Make do with 4-5 most nights.y

pissing in lauren faust's coffee

and I was ready to make that post. I do hate cows actually (btw)
just wanted to say that even though since that theyve faded even more

>>216127064
the webm that ended racism

rorke unmasked

>>216127117
God that’s such a depressing picture. I have to lock in

The Axis stood alone.

Three nations. Surrounded. Cut off. Outnumbered beyond comprehension.
No resources. No lifeline. No way out.

They weren’t meant to last a year.
They held for six.

It was a civilizational revolt, the last echo of something ancient.

It was will. Direction. The final spark of a world that believed in something higher than comfort.

The last attempt to hold the line before everything was flattened into dust and distraction.

They lost.

And what followed is what you now call reality.
Endless drift. No center. No spine.
Politics as theater. Progress as decay.
A culture with no memory, no limit, no shame.

The Axis wasn’t erased for what it did.

It was erased for what it meant.

And no one has stood like that since.

Not even close.

Need her to take a massive shit right in my mouth.

>>216127112
surely taking a massive knob for 500+ pumps has got to hurt the next day

>>216127112
only metaphorically

>>216127064
the way that lad wanks them together shows a fundamental lack of understanding of how to enjoy willard on willard fun

>>216127074
Obviously one takes 5 minutes to get access to another takes a bit more time and effort.

However, a gay male is a walking petri dish that even nazi scientists couldn't dream of weaponising.

>>216127142
and?

>>216127142
But are you hench

>>216127131
slightly sub optimal but 6 hours and above would realistically be ok. I assume you’re not competing in mr world anytime soon and are building muscle casually, in which case don’t worry it’s fine

>>216127022
Nothing titillating I'm afraid - developed feelings for a woman that had become a part of a group I'd been part of for ten years. It was initiated by her, and I threw three decades of hard learned lessons out of the window at the prospect of a future with her. She was one of those rare people that being with felt as peaceful and easy as if I were alone. Unfortunately she grew distant, and our thing tapered off, but we still brushed shoulders and spoke in group settings. More recently I confessed my feelings for her, and she told me hers never went away - we became intimate again, we'd spend literal days on end talking, and then she comes out with
>I care about you, but I have to be alone right now
I've been rejected a hundred times and it never means much because I'm wise enough to be guarded, but I let those defences down and I was punished for it. Had to abandon the social circle, and behaved in ways unbefitting myself. Only now recovering

>>216127163
What did mum make for dinner tonight?

sufentanyl mentioned

listening to rap music and raping eminem

>>216127112
been pegged by two of my exes. vibrating double ended strap on things both times. found both occasions quite intense.

/gif/ is 100% gay men these days

>>216127157
lil neek wouldn't try that with the mandem

>>216127203
got pegged once by a woman off adultwork
was hot as fuck at the time but i felt so fucking disgusted afterwards
never did it again

>>216127125
1.SMTIV
2.SMT3
3.SMT5
4.SMT2
5.SMT1
6.Devil Summoner Raidou
7.Morrowind
8.Fear
9.Sekiro
10.Rayman

>>216127190
sorry to hear that lad, have been on the receiving end of heartbreak myself. It’s how you put yourself back together that really counts, you’ll be stronger for it

>>216127225
rent boy

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>>216127207
and you would know!

>>216127112
a true story: a mate of mine, also gay, also a bottom, dated what you would could call a ghetto nigger (british edition, though). he made some vids and took a gobsmacking amount of pics of these dude's cock, and, blimey, I could feel my mouth fill up with saliva and my ass itching for a rendezvous with that monster (my mate never hinted at the possibility of myself joining him for a fuck session). about the sexual performance, aye, my mate was a toy, basically: bungholed without mercy. swallowing was mandatory. this black guy used to fuck him, cum in him, then wait a couple of minutes, get his dick hard and just drop a load down my mates' throat. always.
bonkers, really. i don't fancy dating one, but i would happily be in something like this for a fortnight.

>>216127157
Why’s it never a fucking chad doing this nonsense?? Just embarrassing us all, Twitter mocks tf out of us when one of these mutants get unmasked

>>216126611
End your life

>>216127115
YOU'LL BE BROKEN INTO FUCKING SHIT

>>216127144
You couldn't do that to the one you worship so dearly

>>216127142
why don’t u sleep mate you haven’t slept in on a Sunday for 10 years?

some fucking dire posts coming in this thread

>>216126765
Why does THAT have 220k subscribers

time to eat a celery :3

>>216127225
i felt no remorse tbqh, i like finding out how stuff feels and i'm quite secure about that kind of thing. fit bird i fancy. i'm getting off on it. she's enjoying it. what could i possibly regret?

burn

>>216127234
Too true - my heart shall remain open despite it all. Thank you for your sympathies

odds exile on main st
evens led zep IV

>>216126338
Newt from Hollyoaks is banging that

This thread is poo poo caca dookie matter. Get it to-fucking-gether.

>>216127248
poofs really are fucking vile

im a DL bottom and no one in my personal life will EVER find out ahahhahahahhaha

bleed

>>216127311
they will when your arse is constantly leaking

TERRIBLE THREAD SHUT IT DOWN

>>216127179
>However, a gay male is a walking petri dish that even nazi scientists couldn't dream of weaponising.
Get on PrEP and Doxy-PEP, that combo basically reduces your chances of getting AIDS/HIV + other STDs to near zero. You can give head raw but make em wear a condom when getting fucked.

Also try finding middle-class or at least presentable black men to fuck. I originally went for super ghetto niggers (which was fun) but eventually found that black guys with college degrees were the best sexual partners. Still hung as fuck, but they're usually STD-free and manageable.

>>216127257
Almost like chads aren't drawn to neeky little ideologies like Nazism

>>216127248
In my ideal world people like you would be tortured, then executed.

>>216127288
yeah i thought i felt like that too before i did it
can't really explain why i felt disgusted though

I could do that

my days what is going on here LMAO it gay night

>>216127257
chad and the mandem are on the lash pulling katies together

>>216127181
And my days are 3 hours longer than that of 8 hour sleep mongs.

>>216127183
can bench my bodyweight and do fifteen pullups.

>>216127269
I have things to do.

>>216127333
Nah, only ever fuck guys with dicks smaller than 6 inch and never thick. Never get fucked more than once a week. Literally thought of every possible thing mate

slit your throat

Okay enough is enough. I herby do promise ro never post youtube music links itt ever again. I'll also cease all posting of Catherine (god rest her soul) from this point forward. Let's improve /brit/. Who's with me?

>>216127342
>vast swathes of European men that fought the most terrible war in human history with absolute conviction were neeky little ideologues
Just doesn't pass muster, does it?

>>216127347
bizarre lad. no one's business but your own.

>>216127369
what things

give me one good reason not to have a wank right now

>>216127369
>can bench my bodyweight
Which is?

>>216127225
>>216127288
did you have to prep your shitter beforehand?

die

9-Fluoro-11beta,21-hidydroxy-2`-methyl-
5’BH-pregna-1,4-dieno[17,16-d]oxazole-3,20-dione 21-Acetate

this thread has been utter dogshit, worse than usual.

>>216127396
you and your willy will start to smell

placing slippery banana peels all over lauren faust's floor

>>216127359
You are an Asiatic and a godless oriental. Your opinion on the matter means nothing.

>>216127383
>with absolute conviction
Being drafted is not absolute conviction lmao
They also got btfo by actual chads

>>216127228
>1.SMTIV
>2.SMT3
>3.SMT5
>4.SMT2
>5.SMT1
as lawful good enjoyer, I can't play these slanderous games

burn

>>216127393
books to read, company to run, furniture to build.

>>216127399
86kg

will admit to being a slaphead at 32, however. had go shave it all off by 27.

bottoming for hitler

Sarafloxacin

>>216127416
You'd want to pick them up to avoid harming the so-called goddess who created the one show you think is the greatest thing to have ever existed

wtaf is that bent-minded leaf doing?

>>216127248
>ghetto nigger (british edition, though)
no such thing as a gay roadman

putting laxatives in lauren faust's sandwiches

>>216127440
blimey, makes one wonder why you're spending any time here at all

>>216127459
it's a bot that acts like Lee, it replies to MLP stealth images (posted by the bot hoster, of course)

femboy AI whos always talking about some countdown list of things

>>216127341
I don't need your homo tips. My post had nothing to do with your weird race fantasy.

Prep might shrink the chances of that, but there are countless other diseases and the likelihood they are wearing condoms isn't high
>>216127310
It's because it's too easy. Same with porn, easy access just makes everything need to go to the logical extreme end point.

>>216127414
we already do

>>216127461
all black men are gay

>>216127400
just made sure i'd done all me shits and gave the bumhole a good thorough wash

>>216127421
Freikorps & SS weren't draftees.
>actual chads
Whose views aligned more with the "neek" than the niggerfucking slav he insulted. Try again leftypol

>>216127468
You'd want to take them away to avoid looking like a subhuman to the one woman you want to impress more than anyone else

bratty northern tomboy gf with a deep voice

people who call themselves Smitty need Craig Fairbrass choking the life out of them

aren’t black men the most likely demographic to be gay

https://youtu.be/Q1BhXPWqqgM?t=114

Well, I guess he wasn't lying

die

more skyscrapers for manchester

>>216127495
You're a neek
That little racist was a neek
And every nazi is a neek
Suck ya mum rorke

>>216127511
oof that's his media career done

F to the victim

It's a shame the country I plan to escape England to has stricter firearms laws than our own, it would've been nice to have a few rifles on my homestead.

>>216127511
>praying for the drive drive killer
why are niggers like this

lauren faust more like lauren farts

>>216127506
Diamonds, Cristal, obsessed with shoes. Checks out

burn

The mafia is rigging poker games and the NBA lads.

>>216127528
hiiiiii
shh...shh

reply with poo if you want me dead
(he will now include poo in his next reply) it's a bot

>>216127504
Would knock this little fairy spark out

Watching americans react to the inbetweeners.

eating a whole box of ritz crackers

>>216127548
You couldn't call her that considering how she created the show that you think is the greatest thing to have ever existed, so much so that you think you're a protected class that gets to shame anyone who doesn't like it without repercussions

>>216127506
I'd assume latinx or white, maybe SEA

>>216127567
which one
I like taffe316 because he uploads the entire episode instead of reacting to clip compliations like a mong

>>216127531
Flailing pathetically. You'll get what you're due by your pets hand before too long.

im eating celery

VOTE GREEN!!

i thought i saw a mouse scuttle out of the boiler
need to stop taking drugs or ill turn into mousey

did a poo

>>216127511
Left a 20 year old man dead
The question for X is, will the victim be white or not

Eat a knob at night

>>216127604
give the drugs to me instead

>>216127591
RegenerationNationTV

the patrician choice is watching videos of english people reacting to yanks reacting to watching videos of the inbetweeners

pooing poo out the poo arse

>>216127615
as a little before bed snack

>>216127628
Are there any english people who haven't even seen it though

die

terrible terrible thread

>>216127621
no they are all mine. my stash, my precious. i need enough to kill an elephant

>>216127602
Wow, wonder how this person in particular managed to become leader instead of the other people queuing for it

>>216127652
sc

>>216127593
You picked the losing side LOL
your hero was burnt to a crisp in his own house

>>216127642
read the post again

>>216127652
psc

Not the ponyspammer but the MLP creator actually is quite fit ngl

elephant

Everyone keeps saying terrible thread looks normal to me where’s the terrible bit

burn

2bh lads in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make

Feeling a bit chilly
Thermostat's on 18.5 but i have single glazing and draughts and uninsulated external walls you see

did a little mick jagger dance on my bed listening to tumbling dice

>>216127667
>dyed red hair
Poison dart frog etc etc

>>216127670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_A9YpEpNKY
Rorke trying to fit in

>>216127678
wrong
but just in case I will stop liking gaslighting and manipulation for a bit

>>216127663
Nah

>>216127591
>taffe316
based for all his old Brit adverts vids

>>216127678
>>216127681
john lemon mogged by mick jagger again

>>216127662
I never picked a side, it is in my blood. You and yours picked a side, and coloured blood.

>>216127671
You mean minus the gay porn spam and the Lee melty?

Night Vale >.<<
dog park >.<<<
bloodstained surface >>.<<<

>>216127667
i thought mlp has been around since the 1980s

>>216127714
Port vale

downvote

my ten favourite games?
>Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
>Dungeon Keeper
>Starsector
>Red Alert 2
>Factorio
>Rimworld
>Homeworld
>Championship Manager 4
>Civilization III
>Freedom Force

>>216127708
Don't worry mate you're never passing that blood along
Virg

FART LOADING...

the state of leftypol. get a grip you small, small man

>>216127723
ask Rorke to point to Port Vale on a map and he can't do it

>>216127741
I'm engaged, and my closest friends that share my worldview have children. Seethe at your discretion.

>>216127739
Autistic but nice, minus points for no zoo tycoon 2

>>216127754
https://voca.ro/15omRWBJDA6Z

the post count...

>>216127790
>>216127790
>>216127790

>>216127778
You were a communist a few months ago and now all your mates share your world view
So you were just hanging out with Nazis
As a communist

>>216127739
>Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
most evil game of my childhood, those lil tykes never stood a chance

>>216127859
I'm not whoever you think I am - that spammer is a tedious ideologue, and bores me.