Thread 216128611

waffle house edition

>>216125391

What's "Betsuni" mean in anime? Bet that up?

>>216131068
this was very smart and funny

stop watching anime it's degenerate

actual previous

>>216125464
>>216125464
>>216125464

>>216131024
What do the subs say

>>216131134
I promise you could borrow my michigan state sweatshirt before I left before the summer

The canadian flag looks nice

can you fags post faster?

I want to be rich, mega rich balling shit

>>216131173
no

A spiritual darkness has descended upon America. False prophets betray our nation in service to the Antichrist. The whore of Babylon interprets the Bible to us.

Watching Star Trek in bed.

first post of the night

>>216131181
It's religion not nation

>>216131191
wow

>>216131173
Hang on I've got you, senpai

>>216131191
congratulations

>>216131190
Post gock sweety *makes kissy face at you*

Imagine you're chilling in bed and an Indian driving a truck plows through your wall killing you instantly

You can't be a muse and be happy you can blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpy and that scaAAAAAAred me

>>216131221
i live on the second floor

>>216131221
sir a second indian has hit the apartment complex

>>216131227
He plows though the foundation of the second floor collapsing your room killing you instantly

Another one boys

>>216131221
They're doing this to me tomorrow

>>216131238
California is not America

>>216131221
there is a garage between me and the street

el salvador used to be one of if not the most dangerous countries on the planet. today they have a lower homicide rate than Luxembourg

every country deserves their own bukele. every day I pray for mexico to elect theirs

I overate today and yesterday so I'm going to fast the next two days. Why am I so fucking retarded

>>216131271
thats too much fasting
just eat a normal amount

>>216131268
Just arrest them, it was that easy all along

>

>>216131292
Me on the right

>>216131104
The most notable thing about the Leaf flag is that we essentially created an entirely new tricolour ratio for flags that many people afterwards copied. Much less noticed than the LEAF aspect.

>>216131238
This story kept confusing me, apparently there's a place called Ontario in California

What did Kash Patel have to say about sports betting

The Chinese flag has the stars in the upper left corner like the American flag. What does that mean?

Indian truck drivers killed a lot of people in North America at this point

>>216131238
If it wasn't for the turban he would look like the average American

absolutely SCREAMING the N-word at my TV

I had the "our house" dream again...
Not sure if it really is a dream though

>>216131292
https://youtu.be/MpDrCVRaWfo?list=RDMpDrCVRaWfo

time to play Binding of Isaac

sirrr please fucking help me i am indian

>>216131337
are you a Vikings fan

>>216131337
What were you watching? Sinners?

Its hypnotic you lose all control

>>216131331
They also destroy infrastructure. Just these last three months we've had indian truckers damage 3 bridges to the point that they all have to be closed long term

I smile like the "into the trash it goes" guy

>>216131353
no
>>216131355
just playing sum vidya and the NPCs are being niggers

Jeets are literally a bio weapon

indians are just a distraction so people forget about the true enemy

>>216131324
A proper canton isn't the same as charged in the canton thoughbeit. Now Taiwan, there's a proper American flag knockoff.

>>216131321
idk but it's funny how it's only been 5 years since sports betting was reintroduced and it's already a problem

Hi

>>216131337
/sp/ was doing this in that final Mariners vs Blue Jays game

Dad has a Chinese coworker who plays world of warcraft all day and his wife brings food to him

>>216128611 (OP)
Looks fake, because there's no fatiguers throwing chairs.

Lots of flags have red, white, and blue also. USA, Britain, France, Netherlands, Iceland, Faroe Islands, Norway, Russia, North Korea. It clearly means something but it's not revealed to the plebs.

It's just colors, I don't think it means much

>>216131421
each country assigns different meanings to the colours in their flag

>>216131403
I can't for the life of me difure out how that game is still as popular as it is

>>216131445
It means a lot

Mom went out and got A&W but didn't bring home any for me. Whatever I'll just throw some corn dogs in the microwave or something

>>216131464
Sounds like she hates you

>>216131464
Anon is 15

>>216131445
I was told men can't see as many colors as women

new tech:
being colourblind is high T

>>216131474
22

I'm drunk and I had a video of a squirrel drop-kicking a gopher that I wanted to post but I lost it.

The gopher was eating a carrot.

>>216131497
I'm 25, am I a BOOMER to you?????????????

>>216131476
Who told you that

>>216131507
...a woman

would this girl pass as white in america????????

>>216131506
You and I aren't that far apart, we could be friends

>>216131525
but girls on tinder literally write "if you're older than 22 stay the fuck away"

I'm 28

Here lies goyim, died of foreskin deficiency

Shame on you

>>216131522
>>216131543
E aí mano você comeria minha versão feminina? Esta menina é branca?

>>216131522
She wouldn't pass for white in a pygmy village in the deepest jungles of africa

>>216131537
I'm not a girl on tinder

>>216131560
Lol

>>216131522
No, this is AI

pirated balatro and been playing it for 10 minutes
I think I'm going to waste a lot of time playing this game

>>216131585
female version of myself

Do you remember that Mario creepypasta where he gets a cursed version of the game and the characters have empty black holes where their eyes are supposed to be, and he keeps hearing strange noises outside his bedroom door while he's playing it

yuck

>Look up meme on Google images
>First 10 results are ads for the meme as a sticker on redbubble or etsy

>>216131598
Is it called MARIO in all caps?

>>216131605
>people are selling products with a wojak image that i created

>>216131605
No crypto coin AI versions?

>>216131605
I made like $15 selling election themed stickers and shirts on redbubble during it

>>216131619
What an enterprising young man

>>216131617
You're the icelandic right? You made the brainless dumb wojak right? I remember you

Look at this face. Doesn't this thumbnail make you want to watch the hell out of this epic science video?!

But seriously why doesn’t this work

>>216131638
yeah, maybe when horses walk on wa...

My neck is like dark red, got burned and then again and then again

smoked too much weed and now I got a headache

>>216131640
Wtf don't call my wojak that. What is wrong with you?

>>216131654
>brazil will never be whi-

>>216131645
magik

>>216131669
I'm literally becoming brown right now

>>216131655
I have a headache because it's 37 degrees fahrenheit outside

>>216131605
Google jeets be like
>yeah we broke the search engine and reverse image search but think about the 0.0000001% affiliate link money we made showing people irrelevant garbage on etsy

I want to play ck3 but the new dlc comes out next week so I don't want to start a new playthrough til then....

We ouchea finger poppin each others assholes

Watched Silicon Valley again. It's still good

>>216131699
I just came from the library and the chinese and the jeets were arguing about how getting CS internships in amazon and google is bullshit

why is balatro so heavy on the cpu
it's draining my battery and heating up my phone wtf

>>216131704
Continue an older playthrough you don't care that much about then

Silicon Valley except it's Silicon Alley and they do shady, unlicensed breast augmentations

when it's halloween white girls with dark hair catch my attention more, I love how they dress up as absolute sluts

>>216131605
>>216131619
The redbubble stickers seem like they would be extremely low quality. How are the actually?

>>216131726
It needs to be Silicone Alley but I still appreciate the humour

>>216131741
I mean they're pretty high quality they're not outdoor water proof stickers or anything but they're pretty thick and the printing is 100% clear its not like stickers are hard to make or anything

t. used to collect a lot of stickers

My life would be so different if my mom had bought me food or soap or clothes when I was in school

>>216131747
FUCK. I CAN'T DO NOTHING RIGHT

Canadians used to sleep with dogs to stay warm throughout winter. It's where the phrase "Cold as a three dog night" comes from

I remember in high school taking one of those career guide quizzes, and it told me my perfect career is like a package handler/warehouse associate lol

Honor is a fools prize

Glory is of no use to the dead

canadians better say THANK YOU right now

>>216131133
stop watching anime and start talking to white girls

>>216131773
could grant some latitude to their family THOUGH

>>216131770
I got 'animal breeder' and never quite lived that down. Whoever made that test was definitely fucking around calling the job title that.

>>216131770
I got gunsmith, and I was pissed. My black ass can't have no guns.

>>216131774
Saw this on niggagram and jeets were making all kinds of excuses for him, truly a 5th column

>>216131786
>>216131792
Lol

>>216131779
Fuck you talking about

Would be pretty funny if the Blue Jays, a Canadian team, win the world series of baseball.

>>216131770
mine said scientist or computer programmer but I had a mental breakdown in college so I just work a generic middle management job (still high paying thoughbeit)

>>216131814
They would be assassinated

>>216131814
Don't jinx it, but it already happened before.

>>216131814
I think the Montreal Expos should win

My mom's name is Astyoche

Yes she's greek

I didn't even know schools still did those occupational placement tests.

You think you’re better than me?

>>216131835
as-TIE-oh-kee

>>216131835
She sounds beautiful

>>216131843
I doubt anyone in here was talking about the last 5 years

Paint the dl trade

>>216131853
Her green eyes would launch a thousand sgips

>>216131858
I mean even 15 years. I didn't have them when I was in high school in the early 2000's, but maybe it's just a california thing

>>216131876
>I was in high school in the early 2000's
Damn unc, we did them online

if canadians and americans are so distinct tell me what canadian mothers cook for their canadian children's dinner

I hate working with urkelkin so much
they're so retarded, entitled, lazy and annoying

>>216131903
Moose burgers

Post the picture of the black dude who looks like a zombie with dreadlocks, skinny and ashy as hell

Anyone who grew up with the internet isn't a person

>>216131897
I'm 36. I know there are a few posters older than me but not many

gonna go incel hike out in WV/Shenandoah to forget about my ex egf

>>216131903
>Before: KD, tourtiere, meatloaf
Now: chicken masala, biryani, cow poop patties

If the internet existed when you were born you're a droid

>>216131908
You've never had a job, jason

Anyone who isn't the unabomber is a literal toaster

>>216131940
He claims to have worked at a garbage dump and some sort of general construction job with many strong but gregarious blacks

>>216131930
>tourtiere
That's for New Year's and Christmas

>>216131835
Sex with your mom, but you can watch

>>216131953
The dump was just helping his uncle, he said. I do now recall the nebulous "construction" job, though

>>216131940
i'm not jaso, nigger

any tips on forgetting about my ex egf

>>216131815
Could be worse you could be trapped in low paying service/retail work ha can you imagine that what kind of loser

In listening to an audiobook of the Iliad and it's good
I'm drunk and will be asleep soon, but I enjoy it
I'm at the catalog of ships

A glowie is about to be governor of Virginia and no one cares

>>216131981
literally not possible unless you fall in love again

>>216131989
>glowie in charge of glowie state
It's a shame what the did to Virginia, the real birthplace of America.

I was checking out Upwork, and 90% of the website just appears to be office workers outsourcing all of their menial work for like $6/hr

>>216130716
lol

Whatatya youse guys hear about Maine these days? Nothing ever happens there, good or bad

>>216132004
You missed the 'e'gf part, mfer could just find a convincing chatbot to replace her

>>216132030
u wouldnt get it

>>216132027
I think I recall hearing some bad news about the Bidet admin shipping a shitload of Haitians to Maine, but that was years ago

>>216132027
You know how there are those countries you literally never hear a single thing about? (Oman, Bhutan, etc.) America has a bunch of states like that too.

I just bought a $400+ book for $80. Not that I plan on selling it or anything

I was effectively forced to break up with one of my gfs for no real reason, due to needing to move far away, and I still have feelings for her years later, even though I’ve had a bunch of other gfs since. Every other gf I’ve gotten over, due to breaking up with cause

>>216132068
Meant for >>216132004

Got my hands full just being alive nigga

i still have feelings for my bpd ex even though i had to break up with her because she had bpd

Valve is incredibly based for this

>>216132095
Why are they spending the week at a hotel, don't you have any family?

Would you visit the Temple of Rats /cum/? it's one of India's top tourist destinations

>>216132095
Skin faggots are even bigger faggots than I ever thought

>>216132084
This happened to me (different one from the above anecdote), but I ended up getting back together with her, and it was a borderline life-ruining fucking nightmare, so I got closure and no longer have feelings for her :)

finally learned how to do my own laundry feels good not rely on momberg anymore

>>216132119
How old are you?

>>216132114
Has Mousenonce ever worshipped at this temple?

Thought I was a fraud but maybe I am that guy

>>216132112
Maybe they live in another city/state

>>216132119
Was it difficult

>>216132119
Not worth it bro, imagine having to do dishes, food, clothes, house, shopping, like what, where's the time to do other shit that's not a chore

it is kind of amazing to realize you can just lie to normies. It's like unlocking a cheat code
Most people assume whatever you're saying is mostly true, and largely don't question it so you can just say whatever

>>216132127
25
>>216132139
no

>>216132114
Jeets eat and drink the same food as the rats because it's blessed o algo, they just hate hygiene

>>216132153
toxic demoralization post

>>216132162
>25
Are you special needs?

>>216132162
Are you my short boy friend (boy that's a friend)

>>216132170
You can join her in worshipping the rats once in a lifetime opportunity
https://www.workaway.info/en/host/291891713138

>>216132155
When you realize the average person truly does not care and will not question things unless they are obviously outlandish you understand how much you don't need to worry about other's opinion of (you)

>>216132174
The truth is toxic and demoralizing

Indians really exclusively worship the filthiest animals
if it's filthy they worship it

there should be a james bond of real life shooting enemies of the state with a silenced pistol and making love to exotic women and it should be me

>>216132177
no just never bothered to learn

Denounce Karni

>>216132197
TRVKE

It's gonna be three weeks I want to go to gym

Whenever someone posts their salary and it is high I feel envious and jealous...

I have no right though, I literally never applied myself

Whiter than you mohammed

>>216132229
I always assume they are exaggerating anywhere from 10-50%

>>216131981
Eternal Sunshine yourself

Mohammed than you whiter

life is weird

My name is ******** *****. I live in *******, **, a short distance from *******, **, where I was born. I work at ************. Phone ***-***-****.

>>216132249
>life sucks then you die

>>216132257
Me when someone asks me for my personal information

>>216132249
Meh

>>216132265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI6XirNa9T8

>>216132241
It may just be that it's their before taxes salary. Most of the time that's what your job tells you, anyway. They know that if they advertised after taxes salary they would never be able to hire anyone

>>216132249
We really in this bitch

>>216132265
i fucking hate this image honestly

>>216132249
In another life i could have been a bacteria sticking my icky pilus into other bacteria, and having lots sexo, but God-tard decided to make me an incel multicellular organism

egirls are so hot

>>216132313
Thirdie or underaged, call it.

momberg still ties my shoes

>>216132095
Apparently tons of russian, chinese and thirdies are loosing out bigly because of this decision and they're flocking to the internet in droves to bitch and moan about it

My parents gave me everything and I spent half my twenties a UNIdropout NEET addicted to MMOS

>>216132324
bodied that fucking freak

>>216132329
what decision?

>>216132332
Now you're wiser for it

>>216132340
...

>>216132280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipfrAHxJsVs
This goes so fucking hard

>>216132340
need to jerk off to this

I still have some diced potatoes I can arm up

I haven't even jacked off to porn in months, I only jack off to AI roleplay now
I am gone in a way you don't understand

>>216132366
we know jason

Canadians do not suffer. They can just move to Sexsmith Alberta and have lots of sexo. The town is named for it's many Sex-having resources
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexsmith,_Alberta

>>216132362
what are your plans? 9mm? .45? maybe .308?

>>216132303
I have lots of sex, doesn't do anything. Life is still weird

>>216132332
MMO's used to be fun to be quite honest.

>>216132380
I meant warm, you wisenheimer

I have to do work on the yard tomorrow but I won't want to

All day today I was in that thread about that truck driver named Singh who caused a crash. Now I just caught my local news and found out an entirely different truck driver named Singh was sentenced for causing a crash in my area last year.

>>216132407
The enzymes in your stomach still have to digest whatever you force down your gullet too, you think they want to?

>>216132398
hehe I'm priceless

>>216132424
Yes, I do

>>216132418
what is with brown thirdies and having like 3 names

>>216132346
Valve tanked the CS2 skins marketcap, which is 1. Apparently a real thing and 2. Is used as a legitimate investment by these people. There is a huge ammount of seethe about america and valve specifically because they're all loosing their shirts

>>216132429
I was going to make a joke about you eating cum but I won't do it.

>>216132431
Thirdie have like seven names

>>216132433
kek I know someone with a knife worth 10s of thousands

I've realized bitches ain't shit, it's like a blindfold coming out of your eyes and you didn't even know you were blind your whole life, like seeing color for the first time

>>216132436
I haven't eaten cum since college

>>216132452
Well, it aint no mo

>>216132452
You better keep an eye on him

>>216132452
so probably worth 10bucks now

>>216132457
ba dum tish

my cs inventory was worth 600 now its 300

>>216132379
There’s a (B-list?) Canadian musician named Ron Sexsmith. He was better known in the 90s
https://youtu.be/IppSS_-PFGM

>>216132431
My dad's name was Jean-Baptiste but he wasn't brown or a thirdie. Just kinda swarthy

I have a punching bag in the garage and when I came home I walked in on my mom punching it and asked her what she was doing and she said she wanted to see what it was like and it was so cute she's so weak and small and adorable, I love that woman

I wonder what "SexSmiths" used to create back in the day.

the numeral 6? sex chairs smithed out of metal?

Why the fuck they got to have leds on everything, bought a cheap chink charger for the phone and it has a bright blue light and I keep next to bed and it's like fuck off with that shit

>>216132465
You think you can do better?

>>216132488
you should have told her that

My cousin had money in skins
He has been having a hard time lately and did not need this

>>216132504
I hugged her, she knows

>>216132484
He means thirdies having a very limited number of surnames, not double-barrelled first names

I wanna write but I'm not good at it

>>216132521
Write some dogshit and don't let anyone else read it

>>216132511
tell her pussy

>>216132524
I'll know

>>216132530
This is why browns should never have gotten internet

>>216132503
I said I WON'T make a joke about you eating cum, but yes I can do better.

>>216132490
Wooden dildoes

>>216132536
i have been here before you were even born

Imagine having a son with your loving wife and he's born and you love him and raise him and it turns out he's a fucking fag
What a fucking heartbreak

Hand forged artisan dildoes made by the classically trained blacksmiths of Ye Olde Butte Fuckery

>>216132567
What about a whore daughter?

>>216132564
No you haven't and regardless that don't mean you ain't brown

>>216132578
You can fuck a whore daughter. she still has use

>>216132578
All women are whores so it doesn't matter, at l ast she's following her biological directives

I go hard in the motherfucking paint, nigga
Leave you stinkin, nigga, what the fuck you thinkin, nigga?

>>216132589
Wow you're so edgy

I'm a working stiff my collars blue, my neck is red i work out in the corn fields sun up to sun down drinking whiskey

AIDS is God's way of telling faggots they're going to burn in hell.

>>216132418
>>216132431
The reason Singh is so common among jeets is because Sikhism had the ridiculous doctrine of essentially abolishing surnames, and demanding their adherents all take the surname Singh instead. It was part of their way of undermining, and making a clean break from the Hindoo caste system; if everyone is using the same surname, it’s harder to determine the caste to which they used to belong, with the aim of preventing muh caste discrimination from carrying on into their new system. Not all Stinkhs followed that doctrine and took Singh as their name, but that’s why there are so many of them. Singh is also only used as their default surname for males, while their females use the default surname Kaur, which you may have also heard a fair bit from that group.

Not a jeet, but I’ve been compelled to research that myself due to there being a trillion jeets in my country (who have to go back).

>>216132567
Now imagine he's jason who's faggotry is one of the lesser disappointments

>>216132597
You wouldn't have sex with your hot young daughter?
Are you a queer?

>>216132604
some people might interpret your post as homophobic

>>216132620
shouldn't fags be scared of the gay aids

>>216132609
My favorite female poet is a Sikh?

>>216132628
Embarrassing

>>216132620
I'm not afraid of faggots I just hate them. The word "homophobic" was made up by some PC faggot to make fag haters look stupid.

>>216132647
What's it gonna take for our governments to wake up?
This just shows they give zero shits about the people

>>216132625
they're not scared of eating shit or having a guy shove his entire fist and forearm up their ass, I don't think AIDS even enters their mind.

Watching Hamilton on Disney+

>>216132652
You're on the autism spectrum and have never had sex

>>216132647
Funny that they don’t even seem to be drunk; they’re just too mentally retarded to drive, and lying about their CDL credentials

>>216132660
>Just kill my relatives bro, just don't call me racist
Pathetic as shit

ate my friday pizza today no idea what im gonna eat tomorrow

>>216132678
The same

>>216132678
What about a nice cheeseburger

>>216132676
Lil bro didn't even deny it

>>216132647
You think that's funny? You think Haitians being smeared across the tarmac like raspberry jam on burnt toast is a laughing matter? You think a firefighter using a SuperSoaker to rinse down the roadway of their effluence is a joke? That he used a snow shovel to collect their remains and everything fit in a shoebox?

You're SICK Anon.

dysgenic subhumans should be turned into soylent green

t dysgenic subhuman

>>216132664
In California illegals can get drivers lisenced and CDLs like the one that killed those people in Florida, and the governor still went on TV and said illegal immigration is good for America
Newsom is a joke

>>216132660
Strange projection

>>216132688
i dont eat burgers

new

>>216132706
>>216132706
>>216132706

>>216132678
gay cum