Thread 216129634

If your country doesn't have its own Monster flavor then it's not a real country

>>216129634 (OP)
looks like shit, probably tastes like that as well

I'm a particular fan of Irish cream coffee

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>>216129634 (OP)
What does it taste like?

>>216129734
I look like that

>>216129661
Tastes like alcohol without having alcohol.

>>216129715
Papaya + citric

>>216129734
I really want to relentlessly bully one of those creatures

>>216129715
I don't remember but it's not great
one of these has been sitting in my fridge for almost two weeks

>>216129822
you can try

I've tried a lot of Monster flavours and that one is probably my least liked. It's really fucking bad.

>>216129900
For example here when he goes for the retard spinning kick just grab his leg and push him to the ground then start savagely punch him in the gut while he squeal like a pig

>>216129822
Had one of em in my elemantary school. He would chase me while trowing rocks and pebbles while spitting on me.

>>216129980
when the retard tries to grab the leg you just hit his head with the nunchucks then beat him until the shitskin stops sneeding

Which one would you buy ?

That’s a fun idea

If Monster Energy ever did a French-themed flavor, they’d probably lean into either luxury café culture, decadent desserts, or aristocratic rebellion. Here are a few good concepts, each with its own vibe:

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1. Monster Électrique

Flavor: Espresso, dark chocolate, and a hint of burnt sugar
Concept: Inspired by Parisian café culture — rich, moody, and sophisticated. The can could feature a matte black background with golden lightning bolts and a faint Eiffel Tower silhouette.
Tagline: “Chargez-vous comme un Parisien.”

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2. Monster Croissant Chaos

Flavor: Vanilla almond cream with a buttery pastry note
Concept: A tongue-in-cheek nod to French patisserie excess — smooth, sweet, and slightly nutty.
Tagline: “L’énergie sucrée de la révolution.”

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3. Monster Bordeaux Noir

Flavor: Black grape, cassis, and red wine essence (non-alcoholic)
Concept: Gothic luxury — a monster that tastes like midnight in a Bordeaux vineyard.
Tagline: “Refined. Rebellious. French.”

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4. Monster Absinthe Vert

Flavor: Lime, anise, and mint
Concept: A dangerous, surreal, “artiste maudit” drink inspired by the absinthe era of 19th-century Paris.
Tagline: “Fuel your madness.”

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5. Monster Riviera Rush

Flavor: Lemon, lavender, and sparkling mineral water
Concept: Light and elegant — more Monaco Grand Prix than back-alley grunge.
Tagline: “Cool as Côte d’Azur.”

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Would you like me to make one that feels more comedic/parody (like “Croissant Chaos”) or more serious and marketable (like “Électrique” or “Riviera Rush”)?

>>216129980
Even if you did He wouldnt even react he wouldnt make a noise he wouldnt even look at you or acknowledge your precense he'd just be confused and wonder why he hurts and leave. It would be like punching a doll. Trust me you'd get absolutely no emotional satisfaction from bullying one of these creatures

>>216129980
He would unironically destroy you

>>216129634 (OP)
based thread OP
too bad they don't sell it here

>>216129634 (OP)
Yet*

>>216130506
They do, I just bought one.

>>216129715
as if your wallet was stolen

>>216129634 (OP)
Goyslop

>>216129634 (OP)
tried this the other day and it was delicious

>drinking energy drinks
shaking my damn head to be honest family