Thread 216129835

gyaldem edish

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

Gary eats

>>216129875
absolutely insane how shaggable everyone in this webm is

right. that's scran sorted then

>>216129835 (OP)
why is she wearing a black bin bag?
why is she covered in doodles?

hi everyone

>>216129943
the placentizza

This by on a mad one in the old.

mouse still spamming in the previous thread
don't think he's very well

>>216129875
women: men are disgusting perverts
also women: let's dress up in school uniforms and pigtails teehee

>>216130024
Toby even

extreme mental illness on display in the old thread

what are you supposed to do once you've gone mental

>>216130053
post about medicine all day and night.

>>216130053
spend all day trying to convince people on 4chan that you're not mental (unprompted)

self-driving cars aren't enough, i want a car that also serves coffee and brushes my teeth and wipes my bum

shan't be able to sleep

haven't left my house in 2 months except to buy alcohol

also the book says to avoid alcohol in gonorrhea, which is still true today (to avoid with taking it alongside the antivirals for the STI)

Will be heading to sleep soon team. Feeling a bit melancholic tonight.

Decided to say fuck it. Buying a massive Iceland haul that includes a shit load of tgi Fridays food. Will spend the next week putting on 4 or 5 kilo of fat eating 5000 calories. Final binge of the year. Going to eat the deep dish bbq pizza for the next week with mozzarella sticks, cookie sandwiches, onion rings, pulled pork, ribs, corn dogs, various chicken dishes.

Just a big fatty grease binge full of salt and preservatives. Washed down with cola and ice cream protein shakes. Such is life when you're on PIP.

>>216130140
Have an Iceland binge lass

>>216130141
bbq sauce is disgusting
also fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>216130119
ktim

~Scabies.~

Acid, Benzoic: as ointment or lotion.

Acid, Carbolic: dangerous.

Acid, Sulphuric: internally as adjuvant.

Acid, Sulphurous.

Alkalies.

Ammoniated Mercury.

Anise: as ointment.

Arsenic.

Baking of clothes to destroy ova.

Balsam of Peru: locally; agreeable and effective.

Calcium Sulphide.

Chloroform.

Coal-Tar Naphta.

Cocculus Indicus: as ointment.

Copaiba.

Copper Sulphate.

Corrosive Sublimate.

Creolin.

Glycerin.

Hydroxylamine Hydrochlorate.

Ichthyol.

Iodine.

Kamala: as ointment.

Levico Water.

Liq. Potassæ.

Losophan.

Manganese Dioxide.

Mercury Bichloride.

Mercury: white precipitate ointment.

Naftalan.

Naphtol.

Oil Cade.

Oil Cajuput.

Oily Inunction.

Petroleum.

Phosphorated Oil.

Potassium Iodide.

Soft Soap.

Sozoiodole-Potassium.

Stavesacre: as ointment.

Storax: with almond oil, when skin cannot bear sulphur.

Sulphides.

Sulphites.

Sulphur: as ointment.

Sulphur and Lime.

Sulphurated Potassa.

Sulphur Baths.

Tar: ointment.

Vaselin.

The thread we had before the last one is sitting at 278 posts currently. Janny’s been busy.

I want a gf

>>216130140
warm the bed ill be up soon x

Let's gooo! Iceland food rocks

>>216130179
not allowed in this thread!

>>216130188
Timmy?

well I think ergotamine is cool

>>216130141
sometimes i want to do this but i have no appetite
for example i can only eat a mcdonald double quarter pounder with an hour break part way through

>>216130204
finna quicktap dem gyaldem

Bet she shits like a hippopotamus.

>>216130204
youre timmy, by the way. you adapted theirs and betrayed yourself in the hopes that you will get a crumb of pussy. but youre stilly timmy

So how are (you) doing tonight?

Absolutely scrombobulating mouth watering cuisine

~Escharotics~ (_Caustics_).

Acid, Acetic, Glacial.

Acid, Arsenous.

Acid, Carbolic.

Acid, Carbolic, Iodized.

Acid, Chromic.

Acid, Dichloracetic.

Acid, Lactic.

Acid, Nitric.

Acid, Trichloracetic.

Alum, Burnt.

Copper Sulphate.

Iodine.

Mercury Bichloride.

Potassa.

Silver Nitrate.

Soda.

Sodium Ethylate.

Zinc Chloride.

Zinc Sulphate.


which does not include sangurarine

>>216130224
fine thanks how are you

caustics: iodine
iodine: inhale this into your nose

urethane: Ethyl carbamate (\(CH_{3}CH_{2}OC(O)NH_{2}\)) is a carcinogenic crystalline solid that can form naturally in fermented foods and alcoholic drinks

carbamate

might shag a chubby (huge bummed) brazilian girl tonight lads

love processed frozen food
unironically

what was his problem

urethane on the left, synthetic opioid AH-7921 on the right
however there is a tripatmine on the big ring!

>>216130246
Good because I’m eating whataburger!

>>216130224
watching the rest of the james bond movies drinking and eating pringles.

>>216130224
just fine :)

I have never made love to a woman lads

>>216130329
you yanks have all the good burger places

urethane on the left, synthetic opioid AH-7921 on the right
https://i.postimg.cc/FKdDdjZ4/urethane-and-ah-7921.png

yanks be like how are you and brits be like i'm fine thanks

ethyl carbamate amphetamine

promethazine have the lean have the codeine

Fat people have found love and I haven't

>>216130351
ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim

>>216130351
I have

>>216130351
screaming
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/I%20have%20never%20made%20love%20to%20a%20woman%20lads/country/us/page/1/

I need to eat food fortified with carbamates to see if it does anything to my opioid-based biology (I am opioid-based based human)

>>216130409
gigachad over here

>>216130413
no opioids

Would you rather get married to a women you love but never have sex her or be able to have sex but only once?

oh and somewhere in the French letter or papers they mentioned a ketone

have always been alone, me. a lone ranger

>>216130410
I am 37 years old

>>216130423
I want to do ketamine UwU
maybe when the enviroment (and my life) is safer. then, ill do all those things

>>216130410
That is brutal but I was making >tfw no gf posts at the same time and i've just come on here solely to do the exact same thing

>>216130424
first one
penetration not necessary

>>216130435
why not just shag a decent hooker

a carbamate is a function group with a nitrogen (on it). examples of nitrogen-containing functional groups: nitrile; nitrate, nitrite; hydrazone

>>216130446
Mousey what's your favourite Yu-Gi-Oh archetype?

I use a plastic bag as a condom substitute while jerking off and I keep wondering can my mom hear the rustling through the wall at night

>>216130489
shut up

>>216130471
What's the point? I'm not after the physical sensation but something much deeper and more existential

urethane
phenylhydrazine

You can buy a shag but you can't buy love. Well unless you are properly minted

MIA - Paper Planes.mp3

got the methane
i'm a farter

>>216130446
Don't do ket you're already mental

>>216130489
fuck off you great big minging dickhead

analine, anilide

>>216130498
Why are you having sex with a plastic bag and not fulfiling your patriotic duty in Ukraine?

bromoaniline for the fentanyl synthesis
didnt even Google and open up the Wikipedia page (Wikipedia is not a source!)

>>216130498
What the fuck is wrong with you Ivan? First thinking about killing your neighbours dog and now wanking into a plastic bag? You are mental.

Just had what I thought was decaf coffee but it turned out to be regular coffee, lol

>>216130522
>>216130551
offended andy

>>216130548
I think you'd like machine or cyberse monsters a lot Mousey.

>>216130520
might be the best song of all time

>>216130562
>decaf
poof

>>216130505
so you get to fuck at least once before you die

might treat myself to a prossie this weekend

what should i wank to
suggestions needed

Went into the office bathroom today, turned off the lights, then paced frantically while squealing like a pig. Only thing I heard, voice trembling: "Hello...who's there?" Got 'em! Haha

>>216130575
no lies detected

>>216130606
horse dicks

aniline is some sort of ring with an NH2 (-yl) amine attached

>>216129933
bare faxx

>>216130032
depends on the gyal inni

>ywn meet a drunk cosplaying baddiedem that tries to stuff 20 dollars down your top while mumbling a joke

>>216130606
The British royal family. I have a framed photo of them on my office desk. Great conversation starter when I'm picking up chicks from HR

*sobers you up*

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760841175435389.mp4

>>216130678
What's your favourite anime mousey?

>>216130686
fit tranny
gn

>>216130660
>>216130694
not happening i'm afraid

>>216129865
*weeee in gigi murin*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzyl_cyanide
gn
gngn ._. zzz
*hangs up lab coat* long day of chemistry lookingatwikipedia done...

>>216130733
goodnight mouselord

>>216130733
Night night mousey, sleep tight and hope you have wonderful dreams!!

>>216130729
she would get it bigly
she has a nice back arch to her bum and also nice tummy
>>216130746
goodnight

just incredibly horny

>>216130733
gngn

>>216130753
far too horny
get to bed before you need to wank

>>216130757
gn sexy horse
think I think about horses when its horny seasons...

>>216130729
norer....

gwarn maruzensky

https://youtu.be/kuNixp-wvWM?si=CoS_jWBItKtG96hY
ANIME
WEBSITE

Strolled into Louis V after a 2-hour brunch with the boys -- 10 dozen oysters and 40 aperol spritzes later, we're buying clutches for the girls back at home. You should see my girl, calling me 24/7 the whole time. The salesperson couldn't believe it

Heading to bed myself now team. Goodnight team

Can't even believe what the Aztecs got up to in their final months

>>216130802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBj_ifDI1fY

>>216130831
Night, darling xx

>>216130855
corr?

mumberg has a catberg named merlin but i like to call him merly-moo

>>216130831
s'av a quick goz at your willy

Thinking deeply about what matters most

Utterly dire seeing sacked tranny begging for a reply for mouselord

>>216130870
i'd call him merlo or possibly big merlo

>>216130898
what about big merl? or merly merly munchkin?

>>216130778
is corrrrr cute x

>>216130916
At least the horse was intelligent enough to look at the camera for the photo

>>216130916
corra phwhoarn

newest james bond is humiliation porn
fucking coons everywhere. disgusting

Caerphilly, Senedd constituency by-election result:

PC: 47.4% (+19.0)
REF: 36.0% (+34.2)
LAB: 11.0% (-34.9)
CON: 2.0% (-15.3)
GRN: 1.5% (+1.5)
LDEM: 1.5% (-1.2)
GWL: 0.3% (+0.3)
UKIP: 0.2% (+0.2)

Plaid Cymru GAIN from Labour.

Having a 24-oz butter basted rib eye and a full bottle of Bordeaux to myself for dinner, lads. Forgot how lonely I am for a moment

>>216131002
Caterpillar Sneed

Insane that Tories voted Plaid to keep Reform out
They prefer open border nationalists to someone who would be more align with their views except they're a little bit mean to foreigners

>>216131015
Not listening to this on account of the faces

old bluds linked up

hope the Greens win and institute mandatory civic nationalism. would still be less than what rorke deserves for being so petulant

>>216131015
why are there so many britishisms in the lyrics to that song?

>>216131050
stop replying to gingerpaedo

Can't even imagine visiting the comets or the nebula in my lifetime. What magical things those are

>>216130898
"big" merlo would have to be ironic because he's quite small

I want to consume her bodily fluids/waste.

they're active

>>216130898
>big merl
yes i'd call him this too
>>216131067
all cats are small
i am bigger than every cat

>>216131103
yeah but he's small even by cat standards, especially adult male cat standards

The Princess of Poo and Farts

I've taken 200 IQ tests over the years and all of them have said the same thing: "very, very smart"

Did anyone see that Boris Johnson interview where he starts going on about how if Reform were in power back in the day his muslim turkish grandfather might not have been able to get into the country, and the interviewer sheepishly mumbles "well some may argue that would have been a good thing" and Boris starts seething his nut off, you'd think he'd have heard that joke before but he gets assblasted like it's the first time.

uh oh!

>>216131146
I think Boris won that won, if I'm quite honest

>>216131157
umm

>>216131146
I live happy knowing Boris, a man who wanted to emulate Churchill, is instead the reason the Conservative Party is dying and that the Boriswave will forever be his legacy.

Why is /brit/ so shit today?

>>216131127
hope your knee is better

>>216131202
it not

Wait the Caerphilly by-election was a Senedd election?
Lmao, who the fuck cares, I thought it was a Westminster election with the way the media has been banging on about it

>>216131184
you're here

>>216131217
kissing it better for u x
also east riding said he hopes u die

think i'd hurt someone if they used the word "scran" in my presence

>>216131219
A reply I was expected and confirms my point -- yikes!

>>216131255
not very nice

>>216131255
I was genuinely hoping for more comments like this. There should be an /aus/ board for banter

>>216131255
lucky nobody's ever in your presence then

>>216131225
still cant walk

>>216131255
you wouldn't do shit you spastic cunt the norf lads would stove your head in

>>216131277
what even happened to it

another dogshit unfunny yank post is it

>>216131318
KEK funny post

>>216131289
tore acl or mcl

America doesn't have a drinking culture because of pic related. How can you got the pub and get buggered with the lads if you have to drive yourself back?

>>216131318
well that's me done, and by a yank no less
off to commit seppuku

>>216131363
sign of aging, that

she's a curious young nymph, with long blonde hair and bubblegum braces

goyim are completely powerless

got this pack if ibuprofen where you have to press really hard to get the pills out if the blister seal thing and this resulted in a bit of folded plastic getting under the nail in my thumb when i pressed down hard and it hurt like fuck and still does

impotent white goyim
the die had already been cast by their masters

I learn chess for she

>>216131423
totally fucked isn't it

>>216131439
Much more attractive than her sister

don't like chicken or fish or lamb but love beef and pork

.

>>216131461
Goat is really good

insomniaberg's done me once again, the absolute fucking cunt

Advert taken out by Leicester City Council in Ugandan Press, 1972

>>216131459
very true

Take
Your
Fucking
Meds
Heatherpaedo

>>216131550
do you find these videos amusing?

I wonder how Vladimir Putin sleeps. Does he put on pyjamas and a hat and then when he's asleep does he say "oorrhhkk, shoooooo"? ^^

Look at the state of this board

I am a chess lord

fsskoksfjifjkfljispkowpiwruoizfbbvkl

>>216131471
>>216131487
>>216131498
>>216131576

If I lived in the UK I’d live in Cirencester

Which European country would be the best alternative to the United Kingdom for me?
> I hate the United Kingdom
> I hate Russia
> A country without a monarchy
> A country without kings, queens, or any monarchical status
> A country that uses the euro as its sole currency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro
> A country that is a faithful lapdog of the European Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union
> A country without overseas territories
>I hate the Commonwealth of Nations

>>216131439
timmy's crush

>>216131609
What opening did this even start as?

>>216131633
I would choose Cuckfield, Sussex or Nuthall, Nottinghamshire.

>>216131641
germany

>>216131658
Attempted a scholars mate and naturally it didn’t work so I just played defensively

atb

Imagine being awake at 3am spamming racebait and "redpills" (that everyone has seen_

>>216131664
Reasons why, Germany is the European country that is my best alternative to the traitorous United Kingdom?

ok lol

>>216131692
Well it fits the bill for the things you desired in a country

>>216131710
Proofs

Message for my CIA handlers: need a movie to watch tonight. I'm thinking Korean again but maybe I'll go sappy.

Don't look up what Stone Temple Pilots' name in 1992 was

putting you on notice /brit/

>>216131735
cba just look into it yourself, i think you'd like it

>>216131771
Parasite

>>216131781
I'll snap your neck you dizzy prick

>>216130870
my parents cat called arthur i call fuffa or chuffs

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We at /brit/ say RIP to Rupert Murdoch

>>216131225
???

>>216131852
he's not dead

might go aff tae bed and play some rune factory 4 on my nintendo switch

Cruisin in me beamer
Last night's warmed up keema
All me slags are gora (young)
Salah top goal scorer
t. Taz 99 ft DJ Waj

>>216131867
You did say this and I'm grassing because it wasn't nice

Would you nonce a kid for a billion pound?

>>216131870
News just broke
https://x.com/SkyNews/status/1980725952247107604

>>216131910
RIGHT WELL THAT'S NOT SKY NEWS IS IT

Realistically if I shag a prostitute there is a significantly higher chance I get herpes, HPV or Aids over shagging a normal woman right?

>>216131862
I prefer the other version

>>216131929
Brothers Ara and Vino Rajenthiram used freebies and flattery to work their way into the hearts of their (white) schoolgirl victims.
Winning their affection with sweets, crisps and the no-questions asked sale of cigarettes they flirted and fondled with their targets - some as young as 14 - to test their reactions.
Mobile numbers would then be exchanged leading to trips in flashy cars and alcohol-fuelled parties designed to encourage them to commit sex acts.
While working at the Best Price store on the corner of Grange Road West and Cole Street, Birkenhead, both brothers would take an interest in passing schoolgirls.
Some of their victims were first met while they worked at another store in the town. At both locations the same tactics were used.
Contact would begin with seemingly innocent approaches before the men’s sinister motives would eventually surface.
Free sweets and crisps would be offered - with the girls told to pretend they were paying so the brothers’ parents would not get suspicious if they looked back on CCTV.
Cigarettes would be sold with no questions asked over ID and boundaries crossed as flirting was often followed by the touching of breasts and slapping of bums in the shops.
But in other cases phone numbers would be swapped and messages - sometimes explicit - later shared on SnapChat, WhatsApp and Facebook.

>>216131941
None of them shag without condoms so you'll be fine

>>216131941
they all get tested regularly don't they?

30 day ban
ridiculous
for nothing

Like driving in real LA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>216131950
>>216131954
Aye but it's a numbers game and they shag significantly more than the average woman, plus I reckon loads of guys with herpes or aids etc would go to shag a escort as they wouldn't want to transfer it to normal birds

Is this true?

>>216131992
most of them use condoms and take prep and shit so not much chance

for nothing... anything

>>216132000
the one thing they have in common are their fucked up teeth

>>216132007
Ok so that's better for aids but surely there is a much higher risk of getting herpes or hsv from a prostitute?

>>216132031
probably yes
1/3 people have herpes lol

How many immigrants from Nigeria, Sudan and India has Israel let in this year?

Did a really big smelly fard and the wife is angry that the room spray isn’t even covering it

>>216132045
Farts mean you need a shit. Take a shit.

wish I was henchman #3 for a megalomaniac dictator

earlier there was some discussion on the topic of pegging and I would like to add that I don't want for being pegged but I am okay being pegged with some stipulations

>>216132105
right well glad we've got that covered

forgot what i was gonna say

remember that lad with the physics phd who killed himself after he couldn't find a job?

Toby >.<

>>216132105
neck yourself faggot

>>216132143
Are you talking about Mihai

>Humiliate the retard telling me buy BYND
>Buy in on the first pullback

Selling bright and early before this pos dumps

>>216132160
no
isn't mihai's degree in computer science or something?

what's the mentality behind posting a million based redpills on /brit/ in the middle of the night
and still continuing to do it when no one responds

sipping on looseleaf chamomile tea while eating various raw nuts. afterwards i plan to swish my mouth with water then chew some extra spearmint gum. later on: two boiled eggs and a banana for afternoon tea.

mousechad won

>>216132092
why is she in the simpson universe
how did she get there

done a massive poo

>>216132169
It’s been a while, but if I recall correctly, he wrote his PhD thesis in computer science, but his main thing might have been mathematics? Not sure

>>216132221
I don't... Know.....

>>216132143
there was a lad in the news recently who killed himself because he failed his uni course but it turned out it was a computer error and he got a 2:1

>>216132221
https://youtu.be/26BQ0HNtDmI?t=1390

the racist community is very inclusive, they don't care what race you are as long as you're racist

>>216132221
Pinkie Pie's whole gimmick is that she can break the fourth wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ApunbElck

>>216132252
>>216132271
These are not allowed.

>>216132271
how do you know this

>>216132287
Watched the Death Battle video of her and Deadpool innit

where are you...
it's lonely in here...

>>216132386
;_;
everyone sleeping

is getting a BBC subscription worth it?

>>216132386
ive got my arse out lad

>>216132399
Why would you ever give money to the BBC

>>216132399
ask your mum

>>216132403
hitchen's razor, an assertion with proof can be dismissed without proof

>>216132403
:P

shamone

HIHI, OW *grabs my crotch and moonwalks*

A REDNECK FUCKER FROM JACKSONVILLE

Do Americans REALLY?

>>216132512
do you think i could make money by doing this
i'm more than happy to do a brit minstrel show for americans

>>216132519
You nah m8 you're clapped innit
A better looking version of youse might do...

>>216132519
there are loads of yank reacts to x on jewtube
people like seeing their own cultures reflected back at them

>>216132537
>>216132537

>>216132538
An American weeb and a North Korean defector westaboo compare Korean BBQ to Authentic Mexican burritos (gone SEXUAL)

>>216132569
kek

>>216132572
European women (unspecified) react to the penises of every american postal code

>>216132590
lol he's a roll

>>216132606
Mongolian women raised in a barn compete with Chinese women raised in an attic to see who can name the most rural English boroughs

>>216132636
lmao creasing

>>216132677
hang on there lad I've only just transferred to the new thread