Thread 216130601

>how is it called?
>how it feels?
>how you say
>let me explain you
>I have 24 years old
>what does it means?
>most of americans speak poorly
>I couldn't see him nor her
>why did you said that?
>I don't care about English language
>I listened the song
>I have fluency on English
>my dog is in the bed
>I go home at monday
>I was late because the traffic jam
>I will not have the possibility to go
>the movie put me happy
>I counted the sheeps
>I have lived here since 10 years
>tell me what did he say
>just explain me what happened
>he did a sad face
>I go always by car
>I hope that he make him proud
>I speak 5 idioms
>the bomb blowed up
>the audios sound very bad
>my son is on school
>until now I've done half the questions
>can't pronounce squirrel
>can't differentiate between shit and sheet
>can't differentiate between bitch and beach
>can't differentiate between bat and bet
>can't differentiate between pull and pool
>don't understand the difference between do and make
>don't understand the difference between in, at, and on

>>216130601 (OP)
>>just explain me what happened
>>don't understand the difference between ... at and on
Checked.

>>216130601 (OP)
You sound stupid no shade

>>216130601 (OP)
KEK

>>216130601 (OP)
How many languages do you speak, OP?

your stupid

This Aussie bot really hates ESLs

>>216130601 (OP)
I say all of this

>>216130685
so what. retards who say shit like OP posted more or less dont speak english.

what's your favorite ESLism? for me, it's adding an s to pluralize uncountable nouns, it comes off as very cute
>I cooked beefs for dinner :)

>>216130601 (OP)
>I have 24 years old
Why would he say old at the end though?

>>216131233
i bet it makes your little clitty hard when EVROPEAN BVLLS disrespect your language in such a way, doesnt it?

>>216130790
STOP COPING

>>216131239
cuz u an oldd ass nigga

>>216131247
I would say it's actually more that it makes my bwc hard when evropean cvties try their best to speak my superior tongue, but it's just semantics really

>>216131308
ok that’s good i’ll have to admit
u owned that king

>>216130601 (OP)
>since 10 years
This one drives me nuts

>>216130601 (OP)
I wish i was an efl. Can't do anything but blaming and hating myself for being a stupid esl gookcel who will never truly be fluent

>>216130601 (OP)
This guy
https://youtu.be/IvmpXURWlJg

>>216130601 (OP)
I will never have a low fluency ESL gf who will struggle to express herself properly in embarrassing situations.
>Oooogh, husbant Anon, Anon here you listen me, Anon how it called? My piss cup she... She going cry my pussy soon we no stop... We stop now for go to pisser, or she cry now on her car... She cry like beach on car sit...Anon don't laugh, when you make of delay is be eggs on you only... We stop for pisser here now...

Why even live?

I found the error in every sentence except for this one:
>most of americans speak poorly
Can anyone tell me what's wrong with it, please?

>>216131424
Just try to find one kpop psycho who can actually be reformed into a respectable wife, she will love you forever, maybe

>>216131493
should just be most americans speak poorly
no of

>>216131493
kek they really do

>>216131493
nvm I'm stupid
>Most americans

>>216131493
there wasnt enough BBC

>>216131508
thank you bro

>>216131493
The of isn't necessary in this context.
>Most Americans speak poorly
Now you can put the of in technically but it just sounds awkward and forced, it's for some reason more acceptable when speaking formally or technically, for instance
>The data shows the majority of Americans actually are extremely attractive and intelligent, speak five languages and have big penises
But you see here I used "the majority of" rather than "most of" because that's just the natural way to say it in conversational but formal English.

i never understood this mockery

>>216131554
Oui oui baguette hon hon snails and drugs you are a Frencher.
Bodied that freak.
/Thread

>>216131548
kek got it, thanks

>>216131584
So you see, you could almost consider the "of" here like a vestigial part, grammatically permissible but conversationally awkward.
Would you like us to explain it more :^)

>>216131608
nah thanks I'm good atm. I like the way you write btw

>>216131635
Thanks fren

>>216130601 (OP)
>I will not have the possibility to go
best one

>>216131548
>The majority of Americans
>Most Americans
In the first one "majority" and "americans" are both nouns. In the second, "most" is an adjective describing the specific "Americans." That's why there's an "of."

>>216130601 (OP)
english as only language (eol)

>>216131502
Its not really easy to find any EFL girls that are into kpop tbf

>>216130601 (OP)
For me, it's
>How does she smell?

>>216130685
I speak the only important one

You had me op, the game is to find which ones are wrong ?

>>216131233
"My computer, he is lagging." - my Brazilian friend

>>216130601 (OP)
Slavic as fuck

>>216133136
this is just cope

>>216133136
OMEGA LOL

>>216130601 (OP)
"tell me, what did he say?"
what's wrong with this one?

>>216130601 (OP)
All of these are correct, though.

>>216130601 (OP)
>>I couldn't see him nor her
wut l0l

>>216133136
me when speaking sp*nish to speak to the guy who does my garden

>>216134121
formatted like this it's fine, but the original version (without a comma and as an imperative rather than a question) is an incorrect formation of what should just be "tell me what he said"

>>216134201
kek

>you can investigate investigators
>but you can't alligate alligators

English is illogical and absurd

>>216130601 (OP)
>>I couldn't see him nor her
>>I will not have the possibility to go
>>I counted the sheeps
>I hope that he make him proud
>I speak 5 idioms
>until now I've done half the questions
Nothing grammatically wrong with those though.

>>216130601 (OP)
>most of americans speak poorly
>I don't care about English language
>tell me what did he say
I say that.
>can't pronounce squirrel
>don't understand the difference between in, at, and on
Also this. Sometimes I don't know when I should use 'at'.
>my dog is in the bed
Nothing wrong with that one btw.

>>216134705
NEVER use 'at'. Stop playing their game, stop giving them power.

>>216130601 (OP)
My Peruvian fiancee has been learning English since she was seven but she still mixes up in/on in some edge cases. As for pronunciation she's improved a lot through my coaching, but the short i and the voiced th remain challenges. Recently for practice I've had her say the phrase "hither and thither" over and over until she gets it right.

Gut, und jetzt lass mal dein Deutsch hören.

>>216131548
>Majority of Americans have big penises
Proof?

>>216134705
"in bed" means you're underneath the covers

>>216136459
Yes. Your dog can't be underneath the covers?

>>216136474
It can, but "in bed" is a phrase whereas "in the bed" isn't.
Also, the connotation of the phrase goes beyond describing the location of someone.

>>216137403
kek

I had an ex-Soviet prof who would always make a certain transition by saying "MNYEHO.K., how it works" and changing to a slide titled "HOW IT WORKS"

>>216133100
Chinese?

>>216134191
>without a comma and as an imperative rather than a question
but anon, both sentences are imperatives.

>>216130601 (OP)
>>how is it called?
what is it called
>>how it feels?
how does it feel
>>how you say
how do you say
>>let me explain you
let me explain to you
>>I have 24 years old
I am
>>what does it means?
mean
>>most of americans speak poorly
most americans
>>I couldn't see him nor her
no idea, or instead of nor?
>>why did you said that?
why did you say
>>I don't care about English language
the English language
>>I listened the song
to the song
>>I have fluency on English
in English
>>my dog is in the bed
in bed or on the bed
>>I go home at monday
I'm going home on monday or I'll go home on monday or I go home on mondays
>>I was late because the traffic jam
because of
>>I will not have the possibility to go
opportunity
>>the movie put me happy
made me
>>I counted the sheeps
sheep's plural is irregular (sheep)
>>I have lived here since 10 years
I've been living here for 10 years or I have lived here since 10 years ago
>>tell me what did he say
tell me, what did he say or tell me what he said
>>just explain me what happened
to me
>>he did a sad face
made
>>I go always by car
always go
>>I hope that he make him proud
made
>>I speak 5 idioms
languages would sound more natural but apart from that it's grammatically correct
>>the bomb blowed up
blew irregular past
>>the audios sound very bad
the audio sounds very bad / the audio (feeds|files|...) sound very bad
>>my son is on school
my son is on drugs
>>until now I've done half the questions
up to now? I'm not sure about this
>>can't pronounce squirrel
it's pronounced sqrl
>>can't differentiate between shit and sheet
neither can amber heard
>>don't understand the difference between do and make
there isn't one, it's all idiomatic usage
>>don't understand the difference between in, at, and on
same

>>216134156
W..what's wrong with it?

>>216138934
I'm guessing it's supposed to be or

>>216134156
>>216138934
>>216141325
This is acceptable grammatically

>>216138491
thanks mario

>>216141409
nope. it's either/or or neither/nor. if the first is omitted it's always or.

>>216141422
how did I do?

The thread that broke thirdies across all of /int/.

>>216130685
I speak
English
Spanish
Pidgin English you wouldnt understand
Puerto Rican/Dominican Spanish
Creole kind of it's a mixture of French pidgin English and English

And the mistakes most people make are acceptable

It's how they try to redefine English is the issue
Neoliberal
Timmy
Aura farming

Are good examples of esls fucking up political or lgtbqa words and it's annoying

>>216138491
>>>I listened the song
>to the song

what

>>216130601 (OP)
Is it "in the hospital" or "in hospital"

>>216142270
>"in the hospital"
american
>"in hospital"
british