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Anonymous Canada No.216134355 [Report]
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
>>>216132706

Have sex and love yourself edition
Anonymous United States No.216134384 [Report]
normie edition
Anonymous United States No.216134385 [Report]
business idea: flaming hot cheetos and a cold pint at the bar
Anonymous United States No.216134391 [Report] >>216134398
Extremely swarthy Turkish looking skin
Anonymous Canada No.216134398 [Report] >>216134971
>>216134391
Us Tawny folk are the new White people.
Anonymous Canada No.216134408 [Report]
beat women up. NOW. you see that white liberal woman? HIT HER
Anonymous United States No.216134411 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.216134420 [Report] >>216134431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQjM7gV6mI
Anonymous Canada No.216134421 [Report] >>216134429 >>216134430 >>216134435 >>216134453 >>216135009
Maybe my brain had been poisoned by movies and music and other media, but New York City is really cool to me and it’s one of my dreams to take a nice long trip to visit there one day. Despite the bad stuff that you also hear about the place, it’s still New York.
Anonymous United States No.216134429 [Report] >>216134463
>>216134421
NYC is just another metropolis, its best part is the park and staten island
Anonymous Canada No.216134430 [Report] >>216134463
>>216134421
the place smells like cigarettes everywhere somehow and the roads are dirty as in there a puddles of actual grey sewage on some corners.
Anonymous Canada No.216134431 [Report] >>216134443
>>216134420
One of the best parts on one of the best albums,
Anonymous Canada No.216134435 [Report] >>216134463
>>216134421
Toronto is the nicer city, but NYC is one of a kind.
Anonymous United States No.216134443 [Report] >>216134483
>>216134431
Golden slumbers isnt on the White album, THOUGHEVER
Anonymous Colombia No.216134453 [Report]
>>216134421
I spent a day there and i thought it was pretty cool
Anonymous Canada No.216134463 [Report]
>>216134429
The only other true metropolis cities I’ve seen are LA and Toronto. It’s such a different vibe than rural/suburban Alberta.
>>216134430
Dude hell yeah
>>216134435
Toronto was very cool when I was there. I wish I could be there for the World Series!
Anonymous Canada No.216134466 [Report] >>216134493
feminist women are completely dysgenic looking lmao
Anonymous United States No.216134475 [Report] >>216134489
you guys are really boring tonight say something interesting or im logging off and going to sleep
Anonymous Canada No.216134483 [Report]
>>216134443
There are like 5 different Beatles albums you could call the best and I wouldn’t really argue. White Album is such a trip.
Anonymous Canada No.216134489 [Report] >>216134547
>>216134475
you elected a kiked out pedophile
Anonymous Colombia No.216134493 [Report] >>216134693
>>216134466
Dykegenic
Anonymous United States No.216134500 [Report] >>216134519
>willingly visiting LA
Anonymous Canada No.216134519 [Report]
>>216134500
West Hollywood and Pasadena were cool spots and the weather was lovely.
Anonymous United States No.216134526 [Report]
I'm in keksville muthafukaz!
Anonymous United States No.216134547 [Report] >>216134602
>>216134489
That was spinster and you just gave her the ick, good going redditjeet
Anonymous United States No.216134554 [Report] >>216134572
trialing out a new cum sock after retiring old reliable. it wasn’t up to standards
Anonymous United States No.216134558 [Report] >>216134604
all my anxieties vanished the second i bought an enormous stash of alcohol. i've barely had any yet. just knowing it's there. this is how you know you need help. being this relieved at only knowing you have alcohol safely secured, like gold bars.
Anonymous United States No.216134572 [Report] >>216134583
>>216134554
Disgusting sicko
Anonymous United States No.216134583 [Report] >>216134598
>>216134572
what’s so sick about nutting into a sock. at least it’s not an animal or something
Anonymous Germany No.216134593 [Report]
If you love women and you know it - jerk your cock!
If you love women and you know it and you really want to show it, if you love women and you know it - jerk your cock!
Anonymous United States No.216134598 [Report] >>216134656
>>216134583
Ugh. Just be quiet already
Anonymous United States No.216134601 [Report] >>216134611 >>216134618 >>216134631 >>216134981
A hot hamburger sandwich is a Canadian comfort food featuring a beef patty served open-faced on a slice of bread, covered in a rich brown gravy. It is a classic diner staple, often served with a side of french fries or mashed potatoes and vegetables.
Anonymous Canada No.216134602 [Report]
>>216134547
hi goshpedo
Anonymous Canada No.216134604 [Report] >>216134684 >>216134738
>>216134558
The worst thing about alcohol is that it works. If it only half-worked, it would be no problem. I hope you can find some sober stability. The alkie life gets dark.
Anonymous Germany No.216134611 [Report]
>>216134601
Lowkey gross looking MIGHT slap thoughever nc fr
Anonymous United States No.216134617 [Report] >>216134707
Nobody wants to hire me
Anonymous Canada No.216134618 [Report] >>216134711
>>216134601
I have never seen such a thing as this
Anonymous United States No.216134631 [Report]
>>216134601
That looks good as fuck
Protein, carbs and veggies
Anonymous Colombia No.216134635 [Report] >>216134681
Do pedos buy children's socks to cum in?
Anonymous United States No.216134648 [Report]
just downed a hefty glass of milk
Anonymous United States No.216134656 [Report]
>>216134598
i will never be silenced
Anonymous Canada No.216134669 [Report]
I’m so stinky winky. I need a splishy splashy bathy wathy.
Anonymous United States No.216134681 [Report] >>216134731
>>216134635
ask your dad why he has so many small socks
Anonymous United States No.216134682 [Report] >>216134734
Will Stancil is getting raped by a computer and you're laughing??
Anonymous United States No.216134683 [Report] >>216134721
>never have enough time for vidya before I go to work
>never have enough time for vidya when I get off work
>dont want to waste my only days off at home inside playing vidya
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous United States No.216134684 [Report] >>216134724
>>216134604
Yeah it's so good. Too bad it's terrible for you
Probably the happiest feelings I've ever had in my life are after having a few shots of brandy. Everything seems to cohere together life has a spark everything is warm
why can't scientists invent something that has alcohols effects without slowly killing your body
Anonymous Canada No.216134693 [Report] >>216134751
>>216134493
Homogenic
Anonymous United States No.216134707 [Report]
>>216134617
Same I've been unemployed for over a month
I applied to this night shift pharmacy tech position which said you only needed a high school degree and just got the rejection email
I'm getting rejection emails even from retail stores now. It's weird
Anonymous United States No.216134711 [Report]
>>216134618
If you're in Toronto the Golden Diner has them. On Carlton St. near Jarvis. Similar to US salisbury steak. Very good for cold weather. This is the stuff only true Canadians know about
Anonymous United States No.216134721 [Report] >>216134741
>>216134683
play an hour or two before bed
Anonymous Canada No.216134724 [Report]
>>216134684
I think my best feeling is on edibles while also sipping beers and whisky. Life has a way punishing us for numbing or escaping reality. Pretty fucked up and gay.
Anonymous Colombia No.216134731 [Report] >>216134745
>>216134681
Weird. Do you want to try that again?
Anonymous Canada No.216134734 [Report] >>216143375
>>216134682
It do be like that Mr. Stancil
Anonymous United States No.216134738 [Report] >>216134758 >>216134760
>>216134604
i've made a doctor's appointment. i'm going to tell him i'm been abusing alcohol to manage anxiety, and that i need some sort of reference. i'll surrender to whatever his advice will be. if it's some pretty lady asking me about my childhood and prescribing a wonderdrug, great. if it's AA meetings i have to do every single day of the week, then i accept that too. this is starting to kill me.
Anonymous United States No.216134741 [Report]
>>216134721
thats not enough TIME
Anonymous United States No.216134745 [Report] >>216134761
>>216134731
have you asked your dad why he is a child molester?
Anonymous Colombia No.216134751 [Report]
>>216134693
What the fuck was her problem?
Anonymous United States No.216134758 [Report] >>216134910
>>216134738
Don't ever go to doc-kikes. They're a scam. Just switch to abusing something else like coffee, works for me
Anonymous Canada No.216134760 [Report] >>216134910
>>216134738
I admire that. It’s not easy to make that leap. Hopefully you get a pretty lady lol.
Anonymous Colombia No.216134761 [Report]
>>216134745
You are really, really bad at this
Anonymous Canada No.216134769 [Report] >>216134786 >>216134808
Toronto is the nicer city, I encourage all of my American brethren to take advantage of your strong dollar and make the trip North to Toronto
Anonymous United States No.216134786 [Report] >>216134801
>>216134769
but I dont wanna go to toronto, I wanna go to Vancouver and saskatchewan

maybe thunder bay
Anonymous Canada No.216134801 [Report] >>216134813
>>216134786
>I wanna go to saskatchewan
Now that’s a new one!
Anonymous United States No.216134802 [Report]
Starting to worry I'm gonna get fired soon because I'm generally lazy at my job and also fucked up recently
Anonymous United States No.216134808 [Report] >>216134851
>>216134769
t. Ranjeet Sanpoor, director of toronto tourism
Anonymous United States No.216134813 [Report] >>216134865
>>216134801
my dog ran way
Anonymous United States No.216134825 [Report] >>216134845
posting it
Anonymous Canada No.216134826 [Report] >>216134880
Well, I'm up in T.O. keepin' jive alive
Anonymous United States No.216134842 [Report] >>216134885 >>216134935 >>216134976
say "sleep tight sweet crow"
Anonymous Mexico No.216134844 [Report] >>216134869
Why you guys post pictures of weird people?
Anonymous Colombia No.216134845 [Report] >>216134867
>>216134825
Do NOT look up this artist
Anonymous Canada No.216134851 [Report] >>216134887
>>216134808
No. I am White, and I like to encourage White tourism from the United States and Europe.
Anonymous Brazil No.216134858 [Report]
my cock hard af and idk why
Anonymous Canada No.216134865 [Report] >>216134888
>>216134813
Haha, Corner Gas? I’ve never been to the town where they filmed that show but I’ve been to some towns that look just like it. It’s every bit as flat as the song suggests. Especially around Regina.
Anonymous United States No.216134867 [Report]
>>216134845
Holy fuck I had been posting that image this entire time and had no idea. Never again
Anonymous United States No.216134869 [Report]
>>216134844
why did you sell your water rights to a bottled water company?
Anonymous Canada No.216134880 [Report] >>216134911
>>216134826
I am up in the East End, leslieville to be precise. Wbu?
Anonymous Canada No.216134885 [Report]
>>216134842
sleep tight sweet crow
Anonymous United States No.216134887 [Report] >>216134997
>>216134851
If I go to Toronto and ask the locals how they feel about the rising influx of Indians what kind of answers do you think I'd get? Are Canadians used to direct American frontal assaults like that?
Anonymous United States No.216134888 [Report]
>>216134865
(pronounced ruhjina)
Anonymous United States No.216134910 [Report] >>216134948 >>216135589
>>216134758
i have to. i've promised myself that i won't let my household fall apart. i need some sort of medical expertise to guide me in the right direction.
>>216134760
and she'll be as equally admiring and then we'll fall in love, with such a great story to tell and... yeah, i'm ready for the circle of folding chairs. can't they at least situate a table? so alcoholics can feel like Arthur's knights, all sat around, planning our next move? Christ, i'm gonna be the most annoying person there. you can already see how i try to joke about this to ease the nervousness i'm feeling. the appointment's on monday. it's just a regular-name sounding doctor, but i feel like i'm headed for the guillotine.
Anonymous Canada No.216134911 [Report] >>216135045
>>216134880
I live in Calgary. I just wanted to post a Neil Young Lyric lol. Toronto is cool though I like it.
Anonymous United States No.216134920 [Report] >>216134982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Zf4D1tHdw
Anonymous Colombia No.216134935 [Report]
>>216134842
Sleep tight sweet crow
Anonymous Canada No.216134948 [Report]
>>216134910
>Christ, i'm gonna be the most annoying person there.
I’d bet money that’s not true. But regardless, I think it’s natural to be very anxious about it. Probably everybody feels that way their first time. It’s at least worth a shot.
Anonymous Canada No.216134971 [Report]
>>216134398
Are you German? Swedish?
Anonymous Canada No.216134976 [Report]
>>216134842
CAW CAW CAW
Anonymous United States No.216134981 [Report] >>216135029
>>216134601
>open faced sandwich
This pisses me off!
Anonymous Canada No.216134982 [Report] >>216135044
>>216134920
i always liked that one song he had about birds
Anonymous Canada No.216134997 [Report] >>216135013
>>216134887
>influx of Indians what kind of answers do you think I'd get
Remigration is regular talk among normies now. Ironically, the most prolific proponents are second generation browns who have mostly adopted Canadian culture. Once Canada can re-establish itself as a Christian country, and these non white folk convert, Canada will be back. We do need to remigrate a few million, but Christian browns are okay for now IMHO.
Anonymous Canada No.216135009 [Report] >>216135036
>>216134421
NY is nice if you like an inescapable aroma of garbage everywhere and a very low percentage of Wypipo

The older buildings from before the city went to shit are cool tho
Anonymous Colombia No.216135013 [Report] >>216135309
>>216134997
Like the northern blacks when the southern blacks started pouring in
Anonymous United States No.216135029 [Report]
>>216134981
they need to make discount bags at groceries that are nothing but the very edges of sliced loaves rounded up to top egg sandwiches. twenty butts of bread in a long bag.
Anonymous Colombia No.216135036 [Report]
>>216135009
Imma fixing to see the cloisters next time i ride into town
Anonymous United States No.216135044 [Report] >>216135058
>>216134982
try this birdsong
Anonymous Canada No.216135045 [Report] >>216135153
>>216134911
Oh, the prairie lights are burnin' bright
The Chinook wind is a-movin' in
Tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound

Though I've done the best I could
My old luck ain't been so good
And tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound
Anonymous United States No.216135052 [Report] >>216135091
I'm not happy
Anonymous United States No.216135058 [Report]
>>216135044
forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw
Anonymous United States No.216135091 [Report]
>>216135052
good
Anonymous United States No.216135096 [Report] >>216135105
where the fuck did I put my phone
Anonymous Colombia No.216135105 [Report]
>>216135096
Post your number and i'll call it
Anonymous Canada No.216135108 [Report] >>216135132
*cums in my mouth then spits it at you*
fuckin fagget
Anonymous Colombia No.216135132 [Report] >>216135190
>>216135108
*catches it in my asshole and sharts it in your face*
Right back at you
Anonymous United States No.216135141 [Report] >>216135167 >>216135172 >>216135201 >>216135347 >>216135575
when I was younger I used to put my legs over my head and jerk off onto my face to see how it felt. warmer than you expect but instant regret. I've done it about 8 times
Anonymous Canada No.216135153 [Report] >>216135265
>>216135045
Any Gordon Lightfoot posting anon has my heart <3
Anonymous Canada No.216135167 [Report]
>>216135141
I’ve blasted on my face a few times but only twice on purpose. Probably won’t do it again. Instant regret, as you said.
Anonymous United States No.216135169 [Report]
rumble of the edmund fartsgerald
Anonymous United States No.216135172 [Report] >>216135186
>>216135141
>legs over your head
Lol I can do it just laying down on my back, the cum shoots far enough to hit my face
Anonymous United States No.216135186 [Report]
>>216135172
I don't have watery cum that sprays out with force. I shoot thick creamy loads. Doesn't matter how much water I drink
Anonymous Canada No.216135190 [Report] >>216135278
>>216135132
*catches it in my urethra and then nuts it back out*
Anonymous United States No.216135197 [Report]
Thread is getting super gay super fast
Anonymous United States No.216135201 [Report]
>>216135141
the farthest shot was over my head and hit the back wall my cock is like a cum cannon
Anonymous United States No.216135210 [Report]
Yoy just know thats a chink cunt
Anonymous Canada No.216135213 [Report]
watched nothing but hell's kitchen for the last week and a half
Anonymous Mexico No.216135220 [Report] >>216135239
Anonymous United States No.216135228 [Report]
feeling like a cum beast tonight
Anonymous United States No.216135239 [Report]
>>216135220
He cute
Anonymous United States No.216135263 [Report] >>216135296
> about to spend approx 19 hours travelling
Anonymous Canada No.216135265 [Report]
>>216135153
Between Gord Lightfoot, Stan Rogers, Stomping Tom, and the Hip, Canada actually has some pretty amazing folk music we ought to be celebrating as a nation.
Anonymous Mexico No.216135277 [Report]
This is my dad
Anonymous Colombia No.216135278 [Report] >>216137832
>>216135190
*sucks it up my dickhole and absorbs it into my balls*
That's enough. Someone has to break the cycle of violence
Anonymous United States No.216135296 [Report] >>216135499
>>216135263
where you going
Anonymous Canada No.216135309 [Report] >>216135361
>>216135013
We all need to make acceptions. Older northern Black's area decent part of American culture, so long as they adhered to it.
Anonymous United States No.216135318 [Report]
There used to be an infographic people passed around where Bloo the cartoon ghost taught you what to eat for good thick creamy loads
Anonymous United States No.216135332 [Report] >>216135390
>tragically hip
Skinny Puppy is better
Anonymous United States No.216135343 [Report] >>216135368 >>216135373
gf just sent this
Anonymous United States No.216135347 [Report] >>216135453 >>216135542 >>216135575 >>216135757
>>216135141
I've cum on my face before, I also peed in a cup and drank it while I was cumming, put things in my ass, given myself an enema with milk, strangled myself with a rope while cumming, tied up my balls and pulled them while jerking off, used a vibrator in a chastity cage, put a really tight ring on my cock while masturbating, almost tried sounding, put a buttplug in my ass, jerked off with nipple clamps on, and spanked myself. I have not however, ever had sex
Anonymous Colombia No.216135361 [Report]
>>216135309
I remember a passage in Black Rednecks and White Liberals where they quoted northern whites saying how the southern whites were worse than northern blacks
Anonymous United States No.216135368 [Report]
>>216135343
you wish
Anonymous Canada No.216135373 [Report]
>>216135343
when do you meet her in person and how much money have you sent her
Anonymous Canada No.216135390 [Report] >>216135401 >>216135410
>>216135332
Rush, Bare Baked Ladies, Blue Rodeo etc. Are all great, but the gift the Hip provided was the Canadiana aspect of their music. We don't have much of that, and several of their tunes were old Canadian folklore. Not quite Canadian folk music, like Stan or Gord, but enough to capture the imagination.
Anonymous United States No.216135401 [Report] >>216135480
>>216135390
the problem is they are gay and the music is too soft
Anonymous Canada No.216135410 [Report]
>>216135390
The Hip ended up meaning a lot to people. I was lucky enough to see them on that final tour. It felt like one of those significant cultural events that only comes around a few times in a lifetime.
Anonymous Germany No.216135428 [Report]
Still funny
Anonymous United States No.216135436 [Report]
rush would be 10/10 if geddy lee didnt sound like an old woman
Anonymous Germany No.216135453 [Report]
>>216135347
You’re dedicated to the gooncause and I highly respect that.
I don’t agree with all practices but that’s your own choice.
Anonymous Canada No.216135470 [Report]
rip neil peart
Anonymous Canada No.216135480 [Report]
>>216135401
Stan Rogers had intended to make an album for each cultural and geographic region of the country. He died in an airplane fire in Ohio at age 32, after the release of his album "From Fresh Water" which covered the Great Lakes region.
Major tragedy to Canadian folk culture.

https://youtu.be/2iMChiaADn0?si=esHQqhSoWG_3Bwqq

Stan was the only one to put grit into our folk songs.
Anonymous Mexico No.216135492 [Report] >>216135540
Post a white woman with a big nigga ass
Anonymous United States No.216135497 [Report] >>216135512 >>216135535
>canadian ""culture"""
Anonymous United States No.216135499 [Report] >>216135526
>>216135296
>where you going
Home (Cali)
Anonymous United States No.216135501 [Report]
now here's a canadian banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw
Anonymous Canada No.216135512 [Report] >>216135527
>>216135497
I’ve been to that Tim Hortons
Anonymous United States No.216135526 [Report] >>216135615
>>216135499
Are you driving cross country?
Anonymous United States No.216135527 [Report] >>216135569
>>216135512
but have you been to corner gas
Anonymous Colombia No.216135532 [Report]
Miles Gilbert Horton
Anonymous Canada No.216135535 [Report]
>>216135497
You wouldn't get it.
Anonymous United States No.216135540 [Report] >>216135592
>>216135492
Anonymous United States No.216135542 [Report]
>>216135347
Most trad 4channer
Anonymous Canada No.216135569 [Report]
>>216135527
No and I think they tore down the set now. It was in Roleau, SK. South of Regina I think.
Anonymous United States No.216135575 [Report]
>>216135141
>>216135347
Anonymous United States No.216135583 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.216135589 [Report]
>>216134910
>i won't let my household fall apart.
You have kids?
Anonymous United States No.216135592 [Report]
>>216135540
breeding sow
Anonymous Colombia No.216135600 [Report]
Jason probably goes to bed early so he doesn't wake his mom
Anonymous Canada No.216135609 [Report]
Queen's
Anonymous United States No.216135610 [Report] >>216135648
Anonymous United States No.216135615 [Report]
>>216135526
Flying from Barcelona to Philly then Philly to LA.
Anonymous United States No.216135621 [Report] >>216135653
I've never shot out cum in my life
Idk if it's a problem of me not producing enough cum, or if the muscle that shoots it out just doesn't work right idk
Anonymous United States No.216135641 [Report] >>216135655
Since I discovered masturbating as a child I haven't gone more than a week without doing it.
Anonymous Canada No.216135644 [Report] >>216135769
dont know where things went wrong
might have been when you were young and strong
Anonymous United States No.216135648 [Report]
>>216135610
That's why this song makes me cry
https://youtu.be/rgFQ6WmxdMs?si=oO9bjH304DuRqwPw
Anonymous Colombia No.216135653 [Report] >>216135709
>>216135621
Nutless
Anonymous Canada No.216135655 [Report]
>>216135641
Have a romantic relationship with a woman.
Anonymous United States No.216135656 [Report]
>windows no longer knows what application to opena jpg with

simply incredible work youre doing, mirojeet
Anonymous Canada No.216135660 [Report] >>216135680
my lips make a perfect seal and negative pressure vacuum around anything I wrap them around, extracting any and all fluid that may be present
Anonymous Canada No.216135663 [Report]
If I save up for a few days I can shoot up to my face from a seated position. But I choose to aim at not my face generally.
Anonymous United States No.216135668 [Report]
canadian twink ass
Anonymous United States No.216135680 [Report]
>>216135660
This guy can't be trusted
Anonymous Canada No.216135684 [Report] >>216135769
Well, it’s real gay hours on /cum/
Anonymous United States No.216135707 [Report]
goodnight
Anonymous United States No.216135709 [Report] >>216135729
>>216135653
I think it might be related to the fact that I have phimosis
Anonymous Colombia No.216135711 [Report] >>216135769 >>216135794
It can be fun to act gay
Until the REAL gays show up and make everyone uncomfortable
Anonymous United States No.216135715 [Report] >>216135725 >>216135743
I have an oral fixation
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216135716 [Report] >>216135748
My immediate reaction to this thread
Anonymous Canada No.216135725 [Report] >>216135743
>>216135715
Which is not good!
Anonymous Colombia No.216135729 [Report]
>>216135709
So maybe it just all disappears under your foreskin
Anonymous Colombia No.216135743 [Report] >>216136086
>>216135715
>>216135725
How did your doctor know?
Anonymous Canada No.216135744 [Report] >>216135770
I’m not gay for realzies. But sometimes I do choose to admire images and videos of twinks while touching myself from outside my sweatpants. I think that’s still in the safe zone.
Anonymous United States No.216135748 [Report] >>216135767
>>216135716
Careful buck, you're gonna wake up with your ass full and your balls empty if you pass out in this thread..
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216135749 [Report]
I like my women how I like my wine, white and European
Anonymous United States No.216135757 [Report]
>>216135347
I posted this and I'm not gay, for the record
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216135767 [Report]
>>216135748
Why are you calling me a buck when I'm white?
Anonymous Canada No.216135769 [Report]
>>216135711
>>216135684
>>216135644
If you aren't gay, don't act out on those ideas. Be true to yourself and tell a woman you care for her and want her to be part of your life. It is way better than sucking cock.
Anonymous United States No.216135770 [Report] >>216135804
>>216135744
what do you like about them?
Anonymous Canada No.216135788 [Report]
cummin
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216135794 [Report]
>>216135711
Gay has a very broad definition that can be extended to various contexts, just like the word Nazi
Anonymous United States No.216135795 [Report]
People always talk about missing out on young love and fucking girls as a boy, but what I regret is not having sex with big assed milfs before I became their age.
Anonymous Canada No.216135804 [Report] >>216135828
>>216135770
I like athletic male bodies. Lean, with a little bit of muscle. It’s aesthetically pleasing and sexy. Statuesque.
Anonymous Canada No.216135806 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-sHqa-sMk
Anonymous United States No.216135814 [Report]
someone needs to upload the "Boss B" soundtrack from starfox 64 extended with all the relevant boss quotes interspersed throughout.
Anonymous United States No.216135828 [Report]
>>216135804
very canadian of you
Anonymous Canada No.216135856 [Report] >>216135902
See you all in Toronto for the next /cum/ meet up.
Good night y'all.
Anonymous United States No.216135863 [Report]
WHERES

MY

SZECHUAN SAUCE?!?!

IM PICKLE RIIIIICK
WUBALUBA DUB DUB
IM PICKLE RIIIICK

*hops off the counter and onto the floor, which I immediately cover my head with my t shirt, lay down and begin spasming violently*

IM PICKLE Reeeee
IM PICKLE Reeeee
IM PICKLE Reee
*gets up off the floor, thrusting my arms behind my back to naruto run out the door*
Anonymous Colombia No.216135872 [Report] >>216135911 >>216136265
A Greek and an Italian are arguing about whose culture is superior.

The Italian says, "We invented pizza, pasta, opera, and the Renaissance. Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci geniuses!
What did you Greeks ever give the world?
"The Greek replies, "Yes, but we invented sex."
"No you didn't", said the Italian
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216135885 [Report] >>216135955
>dating a bleached blonde
>worse, even marrying one
>couldn't be me
>never will it be my cup of tea
thank you
Anonymous United States No.216135902 [Report]
>>216135856
I saw that video lel
Anonymous United States No.216135911 [Report] >>216135923
>>216135872
That doesn't make sense because Italians and greeks are the same people
Anonymous Mexico No.216135923 [Report] >>216135933
>>216135911
Really?
Anonymous Canada No.216135926 [Report]
We could try kissing a little bit. Just to see if we like it. Whaddaya say, /cum/bums?
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216135933 [Report] >>216135939
>>216135923
Americans consider anyone that isn't northern european not white
Anonymous United States No.216135939 [Report]
>>216135933
How is that comment related
Anonymous United States No.216135955 [Report]
>>216135885
What if her tits are massive
Anonymous United States No.216135969 [Report] >>216136057
I wish I had more chicken wings
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216136023 [Report]
adolf hitler
Anonymous United States No.216136035 [Report] >>216136377
started to play dead space on impossible difficulty cause im bored its not so hard after playing dead space 2 on survivalist difficulty
Anonymous Colombia No.216136057 [Report] >>216136078
>>216135969
I was standing by the taxidermied animals of africa in the natural museum in NYC when i heard a woman ask someone what buffalos eat
"Buffalo wings" i replied and she let out a fake chuckle to be polite
Anonymous Canada No.216136058 [Report] >>216136076
The frog is vibrating again. The rainbow frog on the bathroom wall. I feel like it’s sending me a message that I could finally decode if I could tape into the right frequency. The Jesus crucifix is on the opposite side of the wall in the hallway. What does it mean, bros?
Anonymous United States No.216136076 [Report]
>>216136058
it wants you to put the rainbow colored vibrator decoder in your asshole
Anonymous United States No.216136078 [Report]
>>216136057
her pussy was soaked
Anonymous Canada No.216136086 [Report]
>>216135743
I was suckin’ his cock!
Anonymous United States No.216136130 [Report] >>216136138 >>216136206
I think the papacy is trying to pave the way to make lgbtq+ "marriage" not a sin.
Anonymous United States No.216136138 [Report]
>>216136130
fuck the pope
Anonymous United States No.216136162 [Report]
What do you have for breakfast

Ive been making egg sandwiches every day before work. I make two eggs sunny side up and I put them in an english muffin with a piece of cheese, and I also butter a second english muffin with blueberries in it. The sandwich becomes a total mess but I really like when the yoke is runny and liquid still, and if a lot leaks out I just dip the sandwich in it before taking a bite. Its very good
Anonymous United States No.216136166 [Report] >>216136248
/cum/ is so comfy. the world is a cruel place and my life is over but i love getting under the covers at 1am and being in this thread
Anonymous Canada No.216136174 [Report] >>216136240 >>216136277
How do u manage when the ol bang piece buts on a bunch of weight?
Anonymous United States No.216136206 [Report]
>>216136130
All these liberal priests will be dead before they can pull it off.
Anonymous Canada No.216136240 [Report]
>>216136174
I am become plapjak
Anonymous United States No.216136248 [Report]
>>216136166
and don't the regular-functional tell you otherwise!
Anonymous United States No.216136254 [Report] >>216136291
canadian twinks with bubble butts
Anonymous United States No.216136262 [Report] >>216136466
When do we think China will take some of Russia's land? I'm thinking by 2035.
Anonymous United States No.216136265 [Report] >>216136369
>>216135872
Is the implication that the greeks are gay? If so, based greeks
Anonymous United States No.216136274 [Report]
how to make /pol/ shit its pants screaming

https://youtu.be/suTVjX91tcs?si=twYBcmI3EZGrt_KS
Anonymous United States No.216136276 [Report]
hiv+ canadian bears with bubble butts and toxic loads
Anonymous Canada No.216136277 [Report]
>>216136174
I am become gay, lover of men
Anonymous United States No.216136279 [Report]
Whenever I catch that first whiff of a canadian accent on a hot egirl my dick goes limp instantly
Anonymous Canada No.216136288 [Report]
Just nutted. Goodnight.
Anonymous Canada No.216136291 [Report] >>216136331
>>216136254
Skating and playing hockey yields a nice butt. It’s our culture!
Anonymous United States No.216136296 [Report]
my eyeballs hurt
Anonymous United States No.216136307 [Report] >>216136315
https://youtu.be/jI2GVcjXXI8?si=A7EtoS7r6LElkh1h

cringe....
Anonymous United States No.216136315 [Report]
>>216136307
damn they owned those city slickers!
Anonymous Canada No.216136318 [Report] >>216136370 >>216136386
I didn’t think I had a Canadian accent until some Americans I met pointed it out. Now it’s easier to notice on other people. My mom’s accent is strong lol.
Anonymous United States No.216136328 [Report] >>216136343 >>216136362 >>216136366
no one cares about my dead space posts so i guess i will just fuck off!!!!
Anonymous United States No.216136331 [Report] >>216136424
>>216136291
do canadian high schools have hockey teams?
Anonymous United States No.216136343 [Report] >>216136398
>>216136328
Sorry we're a darktide / kotor thread
Anonymous United States No.216136362 [Report] >>216136377
>>216136328
i like dead space! where, when?
Anonymous United States No.216136366 [Report] >>216136403
>>216136328
I enjoyed the first two games. I even found the Pang or Ping or whatever items in both games
Anonymous Colombia No.216136369 [Report]
>>216136265
The original punchline was

The Italian scoffs, "True, but we introduced it to women."

But the Greek didn't actually invent sex so i ruined it
Anonymous United States No.216136370 [Report] >>216136476
>>216136318
I didn't think I had a wisconsin accent until a friend in my new state was confused about my Dad's 'accent,' which made me gradually realize I also have an accent like him just milder.
Anonymous United States No.216136377 [Report] >>216136563
>>216136362
see >>216136035
Anonymous Canada No.216136386 [Report] >>216136476 >>216136477
>>216136318
I deliberately put mine on when I am in Britain or the US. My grandparents were Newfoundlanders, so it comes naturally to me.
Anonymous Colombia No.216136398 [Report]
>>216136343
>darktide
Based
Anonymous United States No.216136403 [Report]
>>216136366
you have to complete the hardest difficulties to get those items impressive
Anonymous Canada No.216136424 [Report] >>216136495
>>216136331
In some places they do if they are hockey academies or whatever. I think there is a lot of high school hockey in Quebec also for some reason. But most places it’s just local teams separate from school. I played on local teams but my high school had a hockey program which was like a hockey version of gym class, where we would practice and play at a local rink. We played a few exhibition games against other schools but the main competitive hockey I played was the local teams with kids from several different schools.

TL;DR: kind of
Anonymous United States No.216136466 [Report]
>>216136262
They don't do it like that they will take water rights and you won't realize unless you watch like a hawk
Anonymous Canada No.216136476 [Report] >>216136679
>>216136370
Wisconsin is a good one. I feel like those ones and Minnesota accents aren’t really that different from some Canadians.
>>216136386
The Newfie accent is a real thing of beauty b’y
Anonymous United States No.216136477 [Report] >>216139027
>>216136386
isn't a newfie accent like completely different from a mainland canadian accent?
Anonymous United States No.216136495 [Report] >>216136545
>>216136424
any hot locker room stories?
Anonymous Canada No.216136545 [Report]
>>216136495
Hmm I’m not gay so not really. But lots of fit and athletic naked guys, if that’s what you’re after. It was a frequent prank to pee on somebody else’s leg in the shower when they weren’t looking. Lots of dumb shit like that.
Anonymous United States No.216136563 [Report]
>>216136377
dead space 2 had too many instant kills for a game with a no death mode. i did it, and the scariest moment was changing the discs. i went back in, heard isaac go, "bang! bang!" with the foam finger, and never played again.
Anonymous United States No.216136564 [Report] >>216136598 >>216136623
i sucked a random guy off at a park now im afraid of getting my self tested
Anonymous United States No.216136576 [Report] >>216136604
Yah, I'm thinking it's time for bed.
Anonymous United States No.216136598 [Report] >>216136617 >>216136653
>>216136564
how he was black at least
Anonymous Mexico No.216136604 [Report]
>>216136576
Follow your dreams
Anonymous United States No.216136617 [Report]
>>216136598
*hope
sorry I got excited
Anonymous United States No.216136623 [Report] >>216136653
>>216136564
was he black? anyways you can't get HIV from sucking
Anonymous United States No.216136653 [Report]
>>216136598
>>216136623
he was indian
Anonymous United States No.216136679 [Report] >>216136700 >>216136747 >>216136779 >>216140452
>>216136476
This is a sample audio that wikipedia uses for the Milwaukee accent article, she sounds so cute

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NPLighthouse.ogg
Anonymous United States No.216136700 [Report] >>216136779
>>216136679
And you can definitely hear a few parallels with the canadian accent
Anonymous United States No.216136747 [Report]
>>216136679
I don't like it, I don't think she sounds cute
Anonymous United States No.216136762 [Report]
Why did tim walz look scared during the debate
Anonymous Canada No.216136779 [Report]
I hear stronger Canadian accents outside the cities than inside cities, which is probably the case for accents everywhere.
>>216136679
>>216136700
Very cute. And yeah they’re sort of similar.
Anonymous United States No.216136793 [Report]
N
Anonymous United States No.216136859 [Report] >>216137291
Anonymous United States No.216136890 [Report]
G
Anonymous United States No.216136948 [Report]
My ahift partner just dead ass spent 2 hours sitting in the break room while I was working, then when I finished up and wantes to remove my locks he said "well hold on I'll need help with some stuff". Brother...
Anonymous United States No.216136950 [Report]
https://youtu.be/YbustJXEKoU?si=U_iaFPvdCKYb6TJ-
Anonymous United States No.216137102 [Report] >>216137251 >>216138789
Let's say you have a really obedient well-trained dog who can do all kinds of tricks and stuff. Then one day you get down on all fours and let it fuck you in the ass (or pussy). Do you think the dog will still obey you or will that affect its mental hierarchy?
Anonymous Colombia No.216137250 [Report] >>216137502
This colombian food is introducing invasive species of bacteria into my delicate gut micro-biome
Anonymous United States No.216137251 [Report]
>>216137102
lets ask the myth busters
Anonymous Germany No.216137291 [Report]
>>216136859
This is so cute
Anonymous United States No.216137344 [Report] >>216137368
guess i aint sleeping tonight
Anonymous United States No.216137368 [Report]
>>216137344
Here in /cum/ we suffer badassedly
Anonymous United States No.216137373 [Report] >>216137385
Goys are so silly
Anonymous United States No.216137385 [Report] >>216137392
>>216137373
The plural of of goy is goyim
Anonymous United States No.216137392 [Report]
>>216137385
Don't speak unless spoken to, goy.
Anonymous United States No.216137473 [Report]
Good goy
Anonymous Colombia No.216137502 [Report] >>216137539
>>216137250
These toilets can barely flush toilet paper
Anonymous United States No.216137539 [Report] >>216137607 >>216139100
>>216137502
As a colombian you're supposed to put the tp in a trash can next to the toilet. at least in Valle del Cauca.
Anonymous United States No.216137584 [Report] >>216137643
have to shave my body its starting to get furry again
Anonymous Colombia No.216137607 [Report]
>>216137539
I'm flushing what i can and rinsing the rest in the shower
Anonymous Canada No.216137643 [Report]
>>216137584
OwO
Anonymous Canada No.216137832 [Report]
>>216135278
Someone has to be the bigger man…
Anonymous United States No.216137874 [Report] >>216137907
Slept from 9pm to 5am and I'm still tired
Anonymous United States No.216137907 [Report]
>>216137874
i love waking up at 4am or 5am
Anonymous United States No.216138024 [Report]
I HATE WAKING UP AT UNGODLY HOURS
Anonymous Canada No.216138348 [Report]
I’m brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr fuckin chinese

Fuckin luxury, fuckin vibrating, absolute chinese and gay.

Anyway enough about that. Let’s all go on tour. Like a touring band like a rock band. We’ll play arenas! The /cum/ band tour starting “/cum/” live on stage! We’ll play all the hits. We’ll get pussy from hot babes. Let’s all go on tour and do drugs. Thanks. Let me know down in the comments if you get fucked sexual luxury chinese. Like, comment, and substride.
Anonymous United States No.216138411 [Report]
I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine
Anonymous United States No.216138674 [Report]
heheheh it do be like that mr stancil
Anonymous United States No.216138747 [Report]
time for a walk to the 'venience store
Anonymous United States No.216138789 [Report]
>>216137102
Whomst've are you asking for?
Anonymous United States No.216138793 [Report] >>216138838
Anonymous Canada No.216138838 [Report] >>216139065
>>216138793
They probably should. That game has remained very popular. Makes sense from a business perspective.
Anonymous Canada No.216139027 [Report]
>>216136477
yes. very roughly speaking, Newfoundland almost sounds partway between a standard Canadian accent and an Irish accent
Anonymous United States No.216139065 [Report]
>>216138838
Yeah, the modern fallout audience will eat it up even though it'll be worse in every way
Anonymous Spain No.216139100 [Report] >>216139280
>>216137539
>As a colombian you're supposed to put the tp in a trash can next to the toilet. at least in Valle del Cauca.
> tp in a can
> Valle de Caca
Anonymous Canada No.216139248 [Report]
How about Fartout: Poo Vegas
Anonymous Canada No.216139280 [Report]
>>216139100
LOL
Anonymous United States No.216139808 [Report]
There's a cold bed in my room tonight
You make it colder
Colder than the moonlight ever thought it could be
Not half as cold as me
Sitting on the front porch
Trying to find a melody that will make you love me
Anonymous United States No.216140001 [Report] >>216140049
.
Anonymous United States No.216140049 [Report]
>>216140001
that would not make me very confident in my $100,000 purchase
Anonymous United States No.216140363 [Report] >>216141848
when I feel down in the dumps I think of stuff like that submersible that imploded and steve jobs, and then I bask in the knowledge that rich people can't buy their way out of all kinds of suffering
Anonymous United States No.216140452 [Report]
>>216136679
the northpoint lighthoase, lucated in mawaukee wiscahnsin…
Anonymous United States No.216140491 [Report] >>216140705
she don't want me
crying emoji
crying emoji
Anonymous Germany No.216140705 [Report]
>>216140491
She wants a gentleman
Anonymous Germany No.216141037 [Report]
You’re way too beautifuuuuuul girl
Anonymous United States No.216141157 [Report]
feeling quite vitriolic
Anonymous United States No.216141512 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oohFGOmcxuo
Anonymous Canada No.216141532 [Report] >>216141711
>tranny gender transformation thread has been up for 2.5 days
>getting bumped by bots
Yeah the jannies/mods are never beating the tranny allegations
Anonymous Canada No.216141711 [Report] >>216141781
>>216141532
*transforms you into a beautiful woman*
Anonymous Canada No.216141781 [Report]
>>216141711
Hello tranny janny, if you can cut down on the vpnjeets you can keep the troon thread, deal?
Anonymous United States No.216141823 [Report]
>>216141670
>>216141670
>>216141670
Anonymous Canada No.216141848 [Report]
>>216140363
I dont think they suffered on that submarine, they died in like 0.002 seconds
Anonymous Brazil No.216143375 [Report]
>>216134734
Three submissive bootlicking faggots