Thread 216135670

it's the big /brit/ pitta edish

might buy my right handed brother a left handed vertical mouse

Whenever you are ready to apologise
I’m here
I’m waiting

>>216135670 (OP)
the britta if you will

*wakes /brit/ up*

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760841175435389.mp4

anyone gonna explain why there is ` but also '

wonder if my vitamin d tablets do anything

>>216135696
I wont

>>216135703
wish... something something... my bollocks

baldness is caused by brain disease

ssris cured my acne by making me less stressed and anxious and i stopped picking my face like a crackhead all day from anxiety

>>216135760
I am a bald mentalist

>>216135693
Posted in the previous thread as I thought it was still alive >>216135664
I was wrong
I can't believe Labour still got 11%

that pliad cumry party win

whats the deal with wales and cum
cum this, cum that
i just wanna grill

>>216135703
hard to say if the first one loves or hates her job

purple haze, all in my brain
lately things they don't seem the same
actin' funny, but I don't know why
'scuse me, while i kiss this guy
receive text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me

got the heating (in the van) on

>>216135787
Thank you sir. I didn’t expect that

>>216135848
Okay nonce

bonus buttons

>>216135703
god I wish that were me

Keir Hardie would've had a heart attack if you told him someday the leader of his party would be a Sir.

>mfw the Green-Lib Dem-SNP-Plaid co-prosperity sphere executes F*rage after their storming win in the 2029 UK General Election

I'm libbing out

>>216135869
:(

morning you little rats
Don’t worry, the men of the thread are off to toil so you can fart and talk about poo until 5pm

oats, milk, protein powder - microwave
peanut butter, 4 squares of dark chocolate - mix into porridge
= BANGING

Gay fucking sex with British men

But wait, I thought you lads said Reform were the biggest party in Britain now? Don't tell me you're a right wing echo chamber

imagine losing your life savings in a counter strike patch

might go down the local cafe and have a fry up lovingly made and served to me by a milf in an apron

>>216135931
Howling

long journey back for all the Essex/Kent reformers who got bussed into Caerphilly LOOOOOLLL

>>216135931
qrd? I know Valve broke the market but I don't know how or why

>>216135915
I'm going to have sainsburys own brand shredded wheats

>>216135931
imagine having your life savings in video game skins

using my bollocks to heat up soup

need to get sisterberg a birthday card

>>216135903
actually I don't start work until 12:15 x

>>216135903
at toil, posting poo, yep the dream

I work 9-5 but I'm so high up at I turn up around 10 most days and nobody can say shit to me, and my PA makes me a tea

>>216135931
just went on telegram to see this, now these two posts have about 20k views

>>216135974
she's a BITCH

Might install Linux mint on my hard drive

>>216135952
knives were super valueable and expensive and many people were using them as an investment and store of value, and means of laundering money

then Valve made it easier to get knives by trading up more common items and the knife market crashed by two billion dollars instantly lmao

>>216135974
Can I fuck her bum please?

KARL! STOP TALKING SHITE HOW COULD A CHIMP FILL OUT THE FORMS TO GO ON NINJA WARRIOR YOU FUCKING STUPID ROUND HEADED BALD MANC IDIOT SHUT UP PLAY A RECORD YOU MONG steve i can't do this any more i need to squeeze his head...

>>216136015
honestly?

yeah

Why the fuck would people invest in a computer game item? That's just as bad as NFTs

>>216136024
scream, must have fucked up so many zoomer get rich quick schemes

>>216136039
Mental how I could batter that little cunt

>>216136050
people are dumb, next question

It's actually amazing how just a few posters on 4chan have probably done trillions worth of reputational damage to India, a country with over a billion people.

Like the PJ slur or shitting streets came out from 2 bored guys on /int/ who came up with whatever first came to their head randomly.

>>216136039
>FILL OUT THE FORMS
FOY

me? invest in poo

>>216135931
>Steam trading strategy

flaying, disembowelling, beheading and rendering a poo

>>216135670 (OP)
weird synchronicity I was just looking at the pitas at falafel palace on google maps and then I come here to see this

wish I were a fireman

clobbering a poo

$POO to the fucking moon boys

pitta? I hardly knew 'er!

>>216136084
I think the do not redeem jeet did more damage

raping a shit

That lad was right, as soon as the adults go to toil you all start posting about poo. Childish honestly, act your age.

any Catford man in

my tweet has absolutely banged
11 likes in like an hour let’s go

investing my life savings in poocoin

>>216136153
again, I don't actually start toil until 12:15

you are not a Catford man, you just moved there, shithole

Anyone here use Linux on their PC?

>>216136149
that and all the Indian street food tiktoks

buying poocoin since you lot keep banging on about it
HODL lads

>>216136170
it real

my favourite part of LOTR? when Saruman begs the hobbits for a smoke.

nigga from catford

>>216136189
not anymore I’m not, was my manor back in the day. Old stomping grounds

>>216136203


I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>>216136203
yeah :)

>>216136212
>the best weed for your pipes
saruman dude a stoner lmao

>>216136090
I'm British so I should know this but what would a British person say if not "fill in the forms?"

delivery

catpoo
pooisham
poockley
ladypoo
honour poo park

>>216136203
Yh mint

>>216136212
one thing the films got right was having saruman die on a spike instead of the scouring nonsense

>>216136246
I was once called a yank here by simply saying I went to high school despite my school name actually being "Deans community high school" lol

>>216136252
you’re from a nearby area aren’t you lad, where abouts are you then?

>>216136246
yes, you put your information in to the form
you fill them in

>>216136212
>"I would, if I had any," said Frodo.
kek I use the same lie

>>216136251
look at that doctor ready to go straight to work, we need these people

>>216136284
chads

>>216136251
Where are all the women and children?

>>216136284
scrmeaing

>>216136272
just a London mandem, currently in pooddington

dvde it was so bvsed when they got blazed... favourite part of the book bro.. I tore the page out and made a doobie out of it

>>216136278
Only Americans say "fill OUT a form?" Are you taking the piss?

>>216136300
new addington?

I'm going to be drink driving to taco bell tonight, I can feel it

>>216136305
fill in is the british way
americans typically fill out
but young people are leaning more into americanisms these days

>>216136317
paddington

everyone had a stoner uncle that had this poster up

>>216136329
take me to your dealer loool
With an alien on it.

ayyy lmao

>>216136212
>steals his pouch
not right is it?

>>216136294
There's a woman at the front near the bottom. The one who looks utterly traumatised.

>>216136323
I'm not young and I don't consider that an Americanism. Im sure I was saying "fill out a form" in the 80s.

>>216136349
this? reckon that's still a man.

>>216136326
interesting, would like you know where you hail from in south ldn it will please me

>>216136125
*Wish I were a fireman
Hypothetical
Subjunctive mood

>>216136380
prefer not to say

>>216136365
don't worry about it, get some tylenol from the pharmacy and order a takeout with a nice glass of soda

>>216136323
you've watched the lindybeige video we get it

lloyd is a pathetic sack of shit and a scam artist by the way

>>216136294
They're all 16 don't know you

>>216136383
thank you for your service

>>216136388
indeed. got my eye on you

need to piss

>>216136392
he has nothing to do with it, his existence is coincidental yet irrelevant

>>216136251
business idea: large boats

>>216136391
I'm not worrying about that. I'm worrying about having to share this general with annoying freaks though.

supermarket toil is based
short shifts
plenty of days off
easy work
chill colleagues
friendly customers to chat to
freakish customers are entertaining
discounted scran

only maladjusted freaks can't stand it

"maybe" is a vile yankism too
"perhaps" is the correct word in English

>>216136392
why is it cause of that hannibal comic book that he still hasn't even finished yet

>>216136419
you sound very bothered by three letters

>>216136392
>lloyd is a pathetic sack of shit and a scam artist by the way
erm, why?

>>216136422
only hire Indians now

The Poonited Shites of Shartmerica
The Poonited Crapdom of Great Shitain and Northern Shiteland

>>216136443
there are zero indians in my supermarket and only one negro (who is lazy but a good laugh)

>>216136412
where can i back story on this?

>>216135929
Fucking unreal that you though it would be a good idea to post this.

>>216136442
it's likely because he is years behind on a kickstarter project which promised to release a hannibal comic book

>>216136470
lmao no canada is 30% indian in cities now

>>216136440
No I don't. You do. I sound bothered by your nonsense, which I am.

dont like lindybeige i get bad vibes from him

got the atom heart mother on

>>216136496
nevermind the flag i'm in sussex

refuse to watch videos with thumbnails like this
you can tell it's reddit

want to get the wood burner going but i haven't booked a service or chimney sweep yet

>>216135670 (OP)
FUCK that looks good as hell

want to get the gas chamber going but i haven't booked a service or chimney sweep yet

>>216136562
that's a very strange thing to get that hungry about

>>216136548
>chimney sweep
ever shag him up the arse?

>>216135929
Rorke is done
His 6 month manic period is over
Now he can resign himself to the shadows once again

The lovely Asian women. Feminine. Loving. Stylish.

>>216136586
It does look tasty. And I am hungry.
Also keep in mind Estonians only have moldy potatoes, rye bread mixed with sawdust and pickled fish to eat, even a club sandwich feels like a gourmet meal to them.

going to finish my masterpiece, just have to start

>>216136648
>Also keep in mind Estonians only have moldy potatoes, rye bread mixed with sawdust and pickled fish to eat, even a club sandwich feels like a gourmet meal to them.
wrong. i went to estonia last year and they had quite a good selection of cuisines. booze was exceedingly cheap as well.

>>216136689
They were zainichi Lithuanian restaurants
And of course booze is cheap, they have to use their moldy potatoes in some way.

>>216136689
shag any Estonian ladies?

>>216136373
reckon you're faceblind
there's another woman right next to her as well

I want Reform to win just to watch redditors have a meltdown while they rattle their brains trying to understand what happened. They are so out of touch with reality they think it's just far-right football hooligans who think immigration is a problem, not your average doctor and solicitor.

>>216136725
ok

>>216136718
the closest i got was talking to a homeless lady who explained to me why she picked up plastic bottles (they get paid for recycling)
i also ordered food from a waitress in a restaurant.

apart from that, no female interaction.

cant be arsed reading tonight lads, QRD us on the happenings ta

>>216136725
Your average doctor or solicitor is an immigrant, rorke

fizzy blackberry raspberry grapefruit pomegranate orangeade

>>216136725
A bit childish don't you think?
Besides I can only assume they know it's the middle class that is most anti-immigration. I don't know I don't browse reddit but it's common knowledge.

miss him so much lads, just want him back

>>216136783
greg, shut it, muppet

>>216136778
wow that's a really good one even the backgorund is quite good, also one day you should take a picture of one you made in real life

>>216136783
>Besides I can only assume they know it's the middle class that is most anti-immigration
no they think everyone who is not opening their arms to immigrants is a racist "flag shagger"
they will not even concede the tiniest point about the problems with immigration

>>216136536
for me it's these ones. do my head in

Gravy’s good tonight

>>216136442
>partner up with comic artist in early 2016
>get 150k from kickstarter to make comic together
>lloyd to write script, artist doing every else
>promised for December 2017
>years pass with no updates
>meanwhile lloyd buying expensive shit like a suit of custom plate armour only to spend a video shitting on the craftsmen
>if comic ever gets mentioned lloyd vaguely talks about delays, alluding that it might be the artist's fault
>even though the artist released multiple comics on time in interim
>finally frustrated artist breaks silence last year and says he's still waiting for lloyd to finish most of the fucking script
>lloyd rushes and finally hands him a script recently
>also starts doing more low quality videos recently after barely posting anything
>keeps mentioning that he's struggling with his mortgage and finding women lmao

Reform coming in, GF 2025/2026 is looking GOOD, wow things are on the up

>>216136824
vito's bender arc was the best part of the sopranos
>social club? he's gotta go!

>>216136783
>I can only assume they know it's the middle class that is most anti-immigration
It depends. If you use the reddit definition of middle class that includes HR Karens, teachers and resident doctors+nurses (despite the latter three all being in trade unions and striking constantly) then they're pro-immigration. The real middle class (the petit bourgeoisie basically), especially in more traditionally working class areas, are highly anti-immigration

>>216136818
have to wait till I get home

>>216136831
>finally frustrated artist breaks silence last year and says he's still waiting for lloyd to finish most of the fucking script

I never saw that, do you have a link?

me? no class

had a dream i invited some lass back to mine and she was minging so i just did all i could to get her to go home but every decision i made accidentally turned out to make her like me more.
Proper comedy of errors it was haha x

Two hopes, Bob Hope and no hope

>>216136937
did this once, had a bird come over from tinder and I didn’t fancy her in real life. Once they’re over they’re over tho, spunked in her anyway

a cab page bro
or
a cabbage pro
or
prom by jag
or
gay job rpm

had an argument with gfberg and fucked off in the car. didn;t know what to do so i stopped in tesco carpark. almost got booze but ended up just smoking cigarettes.

>>216136908
Almost 2026 even. Covid was 20 years ago think about that

getting the rpm (rapes per minute) up at my new gay job

yeah uhhh…

immigrant here. hope reform wins.

>>216136994
nice of you to get bummed constantly to get the team's numbers up

>>216136977
What were you arguing about?

England's rose Shabana Mahmood

>>216136997
me in Japan next year

>>216136977
what, just this morning?

>>216137010
making noise while i'm trying to sleep

>>216136831
Lindy is just a classic failure to launch with an allowance from his wealthy parents. He's 58 and has never had a real job.

Chalked off 160kg x20 squats last night lads
180 x15 in 2 weeks hopefully

>>216137025
yes i was there from 7:15am.

>>216137045
Good work lad

always known that lindybeige is a gimp, eccentricity loses authenticity with his signature performativeness
also beige is such a shit colour for his god awful modified shirts
bloke needs to grow up

me and gfberg not had an argument in 3 years just get on you see

>>216137026
Grow up x

>>216137026
normie relationships are so funny

had too much coffee and feel anxious
never known such a self sabotaging oaf as I

>>216136997
Nigel's pet minority

>>216137139
have some more

>>216136997
did the racist coconut say the thing? they're all the same

gf only exists in my head and she always nags me

>>216137066
Cheers m8, not even been focussed on strength for ages with the rugby league season so glad I can still cook
Deadlift feels a bit off where I was but if I can still hit rep PBs on squat then it's probably still there with a bit of peaking work

Deadlift's good tonight.

>>216137078
i recall years ago him having a video of him dancing lindy hop with a pretty lithuanian lass I believe and some of his fans went to find her online then they started messaging her

feeling sleepy

>>216137179
what a bitch, dump her

>>216137162
no that's a bad idea. don't ever reply to me again

right I’m getting back into my workout routine tonight it’s been decided. been slacking since I went hard earlier this year for my holiday in July. No more slack

my knob grew a lil after i lost some weight

>>216137079
I'm sure this will end well

>>216137208
get a can of monster down the gullet that'll do it

>>216137205
i tried but she keeps coming back

>>216137139
Switch to cocaine

>>216137208
ok :(

Sir Shamima Begum

>>216137038
>never had a real job
or a gf

>No more slack
me when i switch to teams

>>216137139
had 4 espressos in a row once and felt like I was having a heart attack aha

>>216137238
she's fit desu
still deserves the bed she's made for herself regardless

>>216137238
I need to stop using this gimmick IRL
Mrs offered me some lip balm the other day and I went
>alright sir lip balmer

nigel farage looks like my nan

nothing makes you feel less understood than someone close to you recommends you a therapist named wayne

>>216137264
had that when i stole and sucked some of gfberg's ritalin hehe

>>216137272
only use the 'was just saying that down the pub' gimmique irl, usually gets a laugh

divorcing my tulpa

>>216137274
he does yeah mate? he does yeah?

>>216137277
Cannot bloody believe people actually name their children Wayne

>>216137277
judging from your wording, they're spot on

My favourite gimmick? Gimmique.

>alright sir lip balmer
scrngrming

>>216137337
Rorke?

Farting something foul this morning
And I'm fucking fat
God what a beast I am

chimbonda!

got a cracking post for later. just need the right scenario to pop up x

got thrown out the local for washing my arse in the sink after a poo. More hygenic to clean it with water innit

>>216137379
alri Mark

>>216137374
looking forward to it

need to chill out

addicted to white bbw porn

wogberg sleeping rather cutely

>>216137453
rarely watch porn but when i do it's ebony

>>216137272
fuck that's funny, made me laugh

>>216137379
You can buy a special cap that screws onto a water bottle and has a spout bit so you can squirt water at your pooey bumhole from the privacy of a public toilet cubicle (or "stall" - whichever is the more British term since I know some of you need that distinction in your life). A bit like a portable personal bidet.

Whoever invents a disposable flushable type of screwcap spout thing like that will make a fortune.

>>216137026
lmao

Sir Quentin Scobie.

>>216137503
what you reckon his bf% is?

>>216137488
can i take a sip?

>>216137519
9-10%

>whichever is the more British term since I know some of you need that distinction in your life
Those FOY-posting asses have mindraped us.

>>216137531
then that is the goal for me

>pensions up 4%
>universal credit up 6.2%
>3.5 million people not born here on some form of benefits
>social housing packed with foreigners

All paid for by YOU via Rachel Reeve's upcoming tax hike

>>216137525
Not from mine, for multiple obvious reasons but I don't believe there's a law against it (yet)

>>216137542
that's why reform will win

>>216137536
>asses
ITS ARSES YES EVEN IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO A DONKEY

might learn dvorak typing

>>216137547
Reform will win and give all that money to their Russian friend cпacибo бoльшoe

>>216137593
learn colemak-dh mate

>>216137614
will certainly make it easier to type arse

>>216137599
Good lad Ethan
Need to extend the vote to 10 yo

>>216137614
i'd rather kill myself

>>216137599
based ethan

>>216137599
I've never voted meself, don't see meself voting either

I didn't eat anything yesterday and now I have to wait until the sun comes up to order food
I can't eat that old pizza or it will make me ill
I had about twenty jelly beans right now because I felt ill and passing out from low blood sugar
:(

>>216137593
I tried that but gave it up because I was worried I'd get shit at qwerty typing and need a special keyboard every time. There are people who can type at basically the speed of thought (based on hearing them) using a qwerty keyboard so that would be a better skill I reckon

>>216137599
quite a handsome lad just needs a decent haircut

>>216137656
alri ethan

>>216137656
t. ethans mum

>>216137599
16 year olds can vote?

GLISTENING OILED UP CONGOLESE QUIVERING THROBBING VEINY BBCs

my gf sleep mogs me into oblivion, she’ll sleep 10 hours like it’s nothing when I’m lucky to get 7

I wonder what time chipotle opens
I might just have to order a burger and fries from denny's at seven in the morning

>>216137692
Irish culture

learning blacksmithing so i can forge tiny metal hats for grey squirrels and using an ozone machine to produce free radicals

>>216137663
>>216137667
he’s that got that harry styles kind of facial structure, he’ll get some good fanny in his life. Just needs to sort the hair as mentioned

Nit beating the allegations are we O'Brien?

>>216137735
fanny is not something you get
get yourself to the island

>>216137503
remember when you imbeciles thought this nigga was heatherfreak lmao

blacksmithing my knob and bollocks iykwim

he's so unfunny it's unreal

>>216137746
slept with 80 women me

the shaggers are IN

>>216137748
it's a scum whatever it is

>>216137762
Funniest irish comedian?

>>216137763
whether you've fingered a load of prostitutes or you are a complete liar you will be going to the island either way

>>216137785
The millions of victims of the potato famine

>>216137783
splintered him into a thousand fragments

>>216137797
no lies have been through this before and no prostitutes are u mad? not going through it again. Dunno what island you’re talking about but im too old for love island cheers x

alone again on a friday night? how pathetic

>>216137822
it's 10am mate

>>216137785
Not that anon but off the top of my head I'll say Dylan Moran

poo cycle's all out of whack again. sick of it.

>>216137822
ktiy

>>216137699
didn't you say this the other day

dont want breakfast but i have to have it. Anyone got a worse life than me?

>>216137879
probably lad yeh

Got a haircut and went from looking homeless to looking like a nazi. It was a Muslim fella who cut it as well. I guess I can wear a beanie hat (or "watchcap" if that's a more British term) until it grows out at the sides.

>>216137763
2080!!!

What OSRS skill shall I grind today?

new
>>216137916
>>216137916
>>216137916

can someone give me a qrd on the leaf that always posts this
what is this site? what is that screenshot supposed to mean?

>>216137924
gay sex

New FM is shite

>>216137947
What's that? A radio station?

so here we are, the old

>>216138068
good one