Thread 216137916

british comedy eidishion

310 is bump limit, not 300. Just fyi (iF You're Interested)

hello lads

british comedy subedish

Why doesn’t Diego post anymore?

>>216137965
Due to woke

>>216137914
hello lad! hope you’re good

lucy letby, just free her

could poo if i felt like it

can anyone answer, intrigued by this poster

>>216137928

>>216138004
search for Lee Goldson/Barneyfag

>>216138071
?

>>216138004
https://wiki.bibanon.org/Barneyfag_(Lee_Goldson)

my smelly armpits are sooo sweaty haha

>>216138092
why would he post here of all places

>>216138071
thanks

>>216138115
hes everywhere

my smelly arsehole sooo pooey haha

my twink feet fucking stink

Hi lads. I'm "ChatLad" and I'm here just for a chat. Up the Cherries!

>>216138092
my Belgium LARP poster study will put this to shame when it’s finished

>>216138181
give us a preview

chatmong loves his chat

>>216138165
Alri Emma

have one of them chain pull to flush toilets, did a poo but the bastard wouldnt flush. didn't want anyone to see it so i put it in a plastic bag, was running late for toil so i put it in my bag but I couldn't find a public bin and had to bring it on the bus with me but once I got off the bus i saw a bin and put it in there. Was nice to take my poo for a little adventure

>>216138165
>>216138113
>>216138176

Can feel a mighty poo brewing, it's densifying, coalescing even

your boys took one helllllll of a beatinggggg

>>216138236
Should have kept it and put it in a little jar to make it your little poo friend.

>>216138200
cant just get, have his location tho

>>216138113
dogbaiting the gays here
>>216138176
dogbaiting

business idea: the /brit/ diet - whenever I feel hungry I just read a few /brit/ posts and lose my appetite

New Music Friday UK not looking particularly appealing.

>>216138284
[x]

>>216138230
Sir Landlord Gran

done fuck all at toil, still going to kick off later

Have to use Windows 11 for work and it never ceases to amaze me how shit it is

TGI Fridays range of frozen food. Planning a fucking big binge next week.

>>216138288
Would not recommend. I did something similar when I felt horny I would go look at rekt threads. Now I can't beat it without looking at gore

Would love to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.

>>216138347
Happy for you x

>>216138336
why? it's fine

>>216138359
Thanks

>>216138353
We know. You've been telling us for over a decade.

Mad how they're bring back the Inbetweeners and Malcolm in the middle

>>216138307
he/you (can’t tell from a single word post) talks too loosely on here, promise I have it

>>216138365
it's one of those mongs that judge operating systems by the desktop environment
>nooo i don't like the layout of the toolbar!

>>216138384
No he doesn't

>>216138347
>>216138378
Corr
*licks lips*
*drools like Homer Simpson*

Was a good time seeing you boys at the /brit/ meet-up this morning. Next week in Hyde Park at the same time, yeah?

smelly twink feet

>>216138287
what

>>216138414
all nicely adjusted grown men. then look at people like womfynonce

>>216138414
would not fit in with this crowd

>>216138365
It really isn't
Even though my computer has an SSD it takes ages to start, programs take ages to start, sometimes applications just won't start for a full 5 minutes after double clicking, these are Microsoft's own apps as well like Excel.

It's just generally very janky, you can tell it's made by pajeets

>>216138092
imagine what kind of person wrote this fucking article wow

>>216138450
i have no clue what that crowd is, can't put my finger on it

Poo Woggins. His name is Poo Woggins.

>>216138414
not a looker in the bunch
(front row far left might be ok but have to see him in motion to find out)

>>216138493
love paying for them :)

>>216138513
why

you’re inside the m25

I'll never understand why vigilantism is wrong. Let's hope someone kills Mohammed Umar Khan's parents or tracks him down, kidnaps him and tortures him to death

>>216138488
gay men's choir

>>216138426
mogs all of them

>>216138523
he's found me

>>216138520
:(

>>216137916 (OP)
I did not find him that funny in Taskmaster.
Most of the women weren't funny either but some of the other DEIs were funny I just didn't think he was in particular.
I also feel Greg and his gimp became a bit less funny as the seasons wore on through Flanderization.
I think the unfunniest one they got was that dreadful woman from my cunt who had to do the "AWKWARD UM I'M A FEMINIST BITCH" routine every five minutes. That season wasn't so good in general.

>>216138523
I am actually yeah

>>216138347
>>216138378
>>216138406
these are not good foods
don't do it
spend your money on something nicer

>>216138523
I'm on the M25

just get a mac instead
windows is shite and linux are for virgins, simple as

I’m inside the m25 who needs dealing with Woolwich man

>>216138564
not a big gay boy, so I'll stick with linux

I need zha jiang mian and wontons in chili oil

>Plaid Cymru by-election winner vows to 'work like a Trojan' after historic ousting of Labour in Caerphilly
Odd turn of phrase

>>216138528
um

>>216138588
He means that he's an international communist in nationalist clothing

>>216138579
poowich arse anal
poostead
poomead
Abbey poo
poobroke
pootham

>>216138609
;) from the area aren’t you lad

>>216138004
>>216137928
He's a hero. I wish I knew how he always sees the tiny things in images, he must have some script but he's too schizo or already handed it off to some bot farm, he never responds when I ask for his tool to check through and remove any brony compromised memes I've saved without knowing

playing oblivion remastered after this morning's lecture

instagram reel algorithm is in turbororke mode
can't see the status quo lasting more than 10 years at this rate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sefer_Refuot
You shall not seek help in any idolatrous [worship] so as to heal through [a recourse to idols], and you shall not heal with anything [pertaining] to their worship,
But on the contrary detest and abhor and hate all those who worship them, put their trust in them, and give assurance [referring] to them,
For they are all naught, useless, for they are nothing, demons, spirits of the dead; they cannot help their own corpses, how then could they help those who live?
Now [then] put your trust in the Lord, your God, [who is] a true God, a living God,
For [it is] He who kills and makes alive, who wounds and heals,

bit of a Jewish rant-tangent on gods in their oath

the drip

is he coping

second poo of the day brewing

>>216138642
i have heard over the past year that instagram is becoming rather rorkey, don't use it myself so I wouldn't know

>>216138642
zuck wanted to be like musk

Faisal islam

50. You shall not use blood in any work of medicine,

based. this is in the OCHM

Feel a wee bit chilly

Northern soul girl dancing 2

if I drew a curve shaped (hehe) catchment area from purley to erith, it would fall in there wouldn’t it

3 THE MANDEM

>Northern Powerhouse Rail plans delayed again
>Plans to extend high-speed rail across the north of England have been delayed further and will not now be announced by the prime minister at the Labour Party conference next week.
grim

The poo
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The poo is out

>>216138681
What's the OCHM

>>216138698
>grime
good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1BhXPWqqgM&t=114s

>“If I was drink driving, you know I wouldn't dare stop Uh-uh It would have been a motherfucking full on chase Passe knows from the look on face Left, right, skrr, reverse, push on brake Jump out, on foot and pray Lord'a'mercy on my soul, please forgive me” ~ Ghetts

Oh wait nvm he's fucked beyond fucked

just finished catching up with all the /brit/s that were on while I was sleeping

>>216138704
>He destroyed his cage
this line could have been replaced better

throwing the /brit/ regulars in the Big Brother house and watching the madness ensue

>>216138664
cor slow down i haven't even had my first yet

Poos and farts have been foul today

just sneezed just now

>>216138733
What an awful song. Awful, awful music. How are nibbas listening to this crap.

cold out

>>216138745
could it

>>216138748
Sacked Tranny has entered the Dilate Room

>>216138767
The poo
He destroyed my arse
Yes
YES
The poo is out

>>216138733
sent him flying

i was drinking water from a glass and when i raised the glass there was a bit of water on the table so i picked up a tissue and wiped it and then i wiped the bottom of the glass so the table stays dry and i continued sipping water

>>216138775
screaming

>>216138748
50 spackers in a big house refusing to look each other in the eye or say a word out loud for 8 weeks, amazing telly

the cage was a metaphor

>>216138733
didnt need to see that

there's a bug in 4chan that prevents this thread from dying or being deleted

>>216064734

>>216138748
Brit content house when??

https://x.com/FrizkFur/status/1981453262193570254
would

there’s some filth muck on that insta reels isn’t there
disgusting people

>East Japan Railway on Saturday started operating trains decorated with designs of two past Yamanote Line models, ahead of the 100th anniversary of the line's circular operation on Nov. 1.
>The two commemorative trains, featuring designs from the 103 and 205 series trains, are scheduled to run until Nov. 3.
thoughts?

>>216138818
do furies want to shag animals then or what

https://x.com/SnowstormBatSFW/status/1981529743049490906
he would get it

I found pizza flavored popped protein chips

using a coaster so no cup or table wiping is necessary

plotting planning scheming a huge wank for Saturday morning

>>216138810
wtf is going on in there

>>216138817
where only 10% of tenants can afford the rent

>>216138733
Nigerian space program

Bloody good morning to all the TRUE LADS out there, just had my cuppa while watching Michael Caine in Zulu, watching my SJW sister get triggered. Is it true they're adding bloody immigration and Frankfurt School Marxism to EU5? Someone better bloody call Based Noige Farage to send them back! Heh, we can't be having any sodding darkies in cheeky ole Britain, not like we're a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Someone needs to cook up some bloody dank pepes to BTFO the normies on ParadoxForums.
Oh, and above all, don't forget to PRAISE KEK!

12?

>>216138794
imagine thinking there’s 50 regulars here it’s not 2016

>>216138810
>>216138868
Thread blessed and protected by the tranny jannies

lol you got the personalized ads from me saying I want to suffocate grey squirrels in aerosols

>>216138903
the lynx effect

>>216138860
no cup?

>>216138903
SHE SAID SHE WAS 12

Let's gooooo!

It used to be if I went just a month without coming here I missed quite a bit
Now I can go 3 months and it's the exact same, even the same posts with the same images and I can tell it's the same 5-6 mentally ill people keeping this thread going

New creps looking peng

>>216138951
the answer is yes, and they do it for free

>>216138951
the parasite got paid £0.0003 per post to spam the thread and this inorganic posting killed it. they are paying the price!

>>216138951
ever heard of schizophrenia?

;-)

Taki Allen was left traumatised and thinking he was going to die when armed police swooped on him as he sat with friends after football practice at Kenwood High School in Baltimore on Monday.

The police were alerted by a false alert from Baltimore County Schools’ AI gun detection system, which had mistakenly identified Taki’s crumpled crisp packet as a weapon.

>>216138493
>one of the lowest
Who could possibly be lower than that?

>>216138977
grounds enough to check I reckon, looks dodgy

Lynx India

>>216138999
scrom

>>216138977
What county is Baltimore County in?

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer poo
I’m half crazy all for the love of poo

>>216138977
of course that happened to the black

>>216138977
Nothing to be afraid of if you've got nothing to hide

beg a crab bop
or
bag bob recap

you wish you could work as fuck as hard as i can

any elmstead woods man in

woowoowoowoo

Off tae shops

glod

>>216139046
but alas, I cannot

Chris?

i don't believe anyone gets paid to post on 4chan. that's like paying someone to shout in the street in a town in the middle of nowhere.

>>216139087
sex sex
me too I hope I see you

I can(no)t sneed

>>216139105
Russians and israelis do. Everyone else does it for free however

>>216139105
chinese

corr this should happen to me

good news I think I can afford 2 or even 3 loafs of bread to get through the rest of this month (if the bread costs only 63p and not something like 65)

>>216139105
>that's like paying someone to shout in the street in a town in the middle of nowhere.
the local drunk man who goes UUGH UUGH UUGH drives a Bentley so he may well be compensated for his time

I want to see photos of uri geller looking sexy again post them

there’s all sorts of arses and tits out on that instagram reels
it’s disgusting what they put in there

>>216139150
proper grim life you have

do we have any chislehurst man in the house

Sir Headphone Dancer

Katie Price with a poo on her belly.

>>216139105
>I dont think so
>its like [fallacy]
again I didnt ask for your opinion and I have pointed it out multiple times. its true I have also said that people dont come here for the inorganic/bot posts - and I was right - and he is shitting up the thread for £0.0003 per post to inflate the post numbers, but has caused the amount of real posts to spiral

>>216139150
Do ever go to food banks or do that Go Getters thing? They always have a tonne of bread

>>216139177
don't go on there
stay here with us

>>216139150
eat lots of bread do you

instagram reels gotta have the funniest videos ever made but its such brainrot

>>216139182
at the end of the day, at least I dont go bix nood where da wyte women at and have 10 other personas to spam the general with, for money. I didnt sell my soul and spend 16 hours a day talking about nogs fucking white women

>>216139150
buy potatos instead x

Just done a massive poo and feel like I've orgasmed

>>216139208
>for money
maybe you should, then you wouldnt have to worry about affording fucking bread lol

>>216139224
bit gay

>>216138975
i would not believe my eyes if I saw this in person

>>216139218
>why dont you just eat potatoes
dont have a way to peel or cook them. and bread is fine

>>216138971
Ever heard of ghost stories?

goyim cattle unquestioningly slurping up what their masters tell them

>>216139241
I can see why you're a povvo, lazy bastard

im not a cuck :)
I need a girlfriend without all of the cuck shit

>>216139191
sorry didn't realise this was your thread

>>216139266
I have one of these

>>216139239
true it is a fantastical image

>>216139262
what do you mean by that?

>>216139150
why aren't you on bennies, dumb fuck?
if you are then you need to learn to manage your money better

>>216139262
said goy, who reads the news
youre so free for reading news headlines all day getting your opinions and judging other people and the outside based on what the news tells you to

>>216139262
be glad you don't know what it's like

*hovers a finger over the thermostat up button*

just threw some bread away. about half a loaf. didn't like the look of it.

>>216139268
/brit/ will always belong to mousey

mousey in his cold damp bedsit eating bread for dinner

getting a lot of chickens coming home to roost right now
being vindicated (so none of the chickens were gf uwu). did not plant that seed did not plant that seed

lmao i actually threw away almost an entire loaf because i knew i wasn;t gonna get through it this week

>>216138528
You won't do shit. Oh wait maybe you'll paint a roundabout lmao

>>216139320
He prefers to be called Mouse.

>>216139320
i love paying for that freak to live!

threw away 2 loafs 3 weeks ago for a lark

loaf of bread just flew past my window

>>216139324
You will not fuck the chickens.

they are flexing on me for oh yeah I threw away laofs of bread actually specifically bread now that you mention it (when I just said that bread costs 60p)

sir loaf chucker

>>216139357
just buy rice x

why is he incapable of cooking a potato?

>>216139343
nigga idaf what he prefers lmao

>>216138464
much like windows 10 it will multiple updates before it runs efficiently

complimenting how a woman's chest looks - does it work? are you bold?

the most american video i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ

>>216139369
make sure it’s said correctly next time.

>>216139369

this poster is the parasite talking like a wigger again
>>216139354
stop making these posts. I wont tolerate it
you dont know how cringe you sound + youre a nobody

>>216139365
he's lazy and retarded

threw away a perfectly good sourdough loaf from waitrose paid for with my american express platinum card just because I felt like it

DHL are fucking incompetent, my 'next day' delivery from their premium service is now on its 4th day of delays

>>216139365
mousenonce is immune to decent advice to improve his life.

>>216139324
I have another bag of pizza flavoured protein crisps if you want them

Sneezing up tonsil stones

>>216139298
If nothing else, the news gives you an insight into how low the goyim have fallen

>>216139241
>dont have a way to peel or cook them
do you live on the streets

>>216139398
you are goyim for reading the news

wonder how much tobes spent on pokemon go this month

>>216139385
good lad

I can't currently cook potatoes either because I don't have access to a kitchen
don't be rude to people who have less that you or you may tempt fate

Goyim ignored

>>216139409
we're literally all goyim
except for nathan of course

>>216139411
your mom and dad are divorced lol

just peeled and cooked a potato and then put it in the bin next to the bread

>>216138657
plastic paddy

Spending taxpayer revenues on Pokemon Go cards/tokens/unlocks

can't he come up with a way to chemically cook potatoes with heroin and fentanyl

Haaland seems sound. Good Yorkshire lad

debating whether to get steaming or not tonight
already drank yesterday you see

The wishes of the goyim were completely ignored

dumping a sack of potatoes through mn's letterbox

>>216139436
no they arent
have fun living of plain bread for the next month

Polish people cant make heroin. they kept getting stems and stalks in the heroin and fucking up their veins, then they gave up after the Soviet union fell

>>216139456
Goyim deserve everything they get, i’ve always said this

>>216138553
Who's your Taskmaster waifu?

please note you may not select Fern Brady as she has already been selected by me

sir spud peeler

>>216139383
you will tolerate it

no good reason to be mean to mousey
it just makes you appear hideously ugly

>>216139455
corrr you off out lad? Pub or club or both?

sir bread eater

>>216139464
I will enjoy it thanks

It was the perfect system

sir kiddie diddler

Reminder: You work so I can live.

the tool-bucket, as it were

>>216139464
do they live together

i think mousey exaggerates how grim his life is

alright going to finish my cig and then go wash the microplsatic linens from the tracksuit bottoms off my cock finally (been too long its been like 4 days with them on there)

When, precisely, did it all go wrong? What year?

Leicester City Council put this ad out in Ugandan newspapers begging Asians not to come Leicester
Nobody listens to goyim

>>216139498
are you a bong living in sweden btw?

>>216139497
i don't work so you can't live

>>216139480
will be sat in front of my incel pc playing my incel games, perhaps an incel film too actually

>>216139507
mn is clearly insane

extra large potato sandwich straight into the bin

>>216139498
what are you going to do with those

>>216139514
for me personally it was 2019

>>216139497
you dont live. you just exist

>>216139507
it's not grim he loves his life

>>216139520
prefer not to say
>>216139529
bend, cut and hammer sheet metal into various shapes

>>216139513
I think you mean lint not linens

just bought 3 loaves of bread for the grey squirrels at the park

>>216139514
Two thousand and thirteen/fourteen. Why?

I dont love my life

>>216139514
2015

>>216139251
...yh they scary

should track toby down irl and make him do fuck up things for food lol

>>216139518
sir w33d slonker

Sir Loud Pack

>>216139540
that sounds like fun
can you make me a saxophone please

sir smelly bedroom

just bought all the bread from mn's local shop and fed it to grey squirrels

Mousey having a gigawank after his banquet meal of pot noodle baps and energy drinks

>>216139517
Now try to imagine a city in Israel putting out pleading newspaper ads somewhere in the middle of Africa begging them not to come.
That would never happen of course. Goyim are such powerless pushovers.

>>216139564
watch you aren’t tracked yourself

why doesnt mousenonce live in his parents care? are they dead or some shit

just know that when I get my life together and look back on this place I will remember that you all are so low yourselves, that you flex on someone by being able to afford bread and also make up lies about buying bread and throwing it away just because I said I couldnt afford it. you are the "all a nigga knows" crowd

You’re not funny. You’re not cool. If you were you would have friends and a social life alas you are here.

>>216139600
they're the ones that made him this way

>>216139607
>>216139607
>>216139607

Hahaha don't you get it goyim, it was done deliberately
Silly trusting goyim thinking it was the decision of British politicians and not those above them

Thank you God for this sunshine!

>>216139602
New pasta saved x

don't touch mousey
or I will touch you

>>216139575
don’t work a lot with brass, nor do we make instruments
more of a roofing contractor, doing stuff like pic rel

>>216139644
ok make me a roof then please thanks <3

>>216139644
this looks like shit by the way

>>216139471
I don't remember any of them please post a picture of all of them and their names so I can remember