Thread 216142349

Elves are basically just Greeks

the oldest longest lived civilization
created art and culture of unprecedented beauty
inspired later civilizations to reach new heights
extremely gay

>>216142349 (OP)
she has a turk boyfriend

>>216142384
this

>>216142349 (OP)
What if they are Slavx o algo?

>>216142349 (OP)
nah elves are Corded Ware in ancestry, probably some Germanic or Northern Slavic population
Meds are worgen if anything, hairy but aesthetic beasts

>>216142349 (OP)
holy shit pale tummy and panties erotic

>>216142349 (OP)
We are the protheans of mass effect.

>>216144470
yes, it is.

>>216142349 (OP)
So any cosplay about dark elfs though?

>>216148172
sure, but the woke left doesn't want you to like this

>>216142384
@grok fact-check this

>>216142955
elves were actually northern prePIE euros

>>216149221
You mean funnelbeakers? Nah they were short and probably swarthy.

>>216142349 (OP)
Greex are brown and hairy thoughbeit, elves are delicate and hairless

>>216145474
protheans were revealed to be chuddy retards who failed and lost though

>>216142349 (OP)
tfw no elf gf

Fieren is literally hitler

East asians are the elves, pooskins are the dark elves

This is also an elf.

>>216148907
But i mean dark skin elfs anon...

>>216142384
Nope. Dane bf

>>216150551
>I used to be the dictator of germany but when I killed myself so the communists wouldn't capture me I woke up as an elf woman in another world! - the isekai