Thread 216152641

Rishi edish

>>216152641 (OP)
sir rishi sunak

Thoughts on Gruppenführer Starmer?

neoliberal bull logging in

>>216152652
Cheers mate, will let you lads know how I get on.

just found out cami has an onlyfans
my knob is going to get a serious punishing

Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

nth for the holodem

wen m2 show batty on snap but you have to keep calm

that's all well and good but what about the tonsil stones

got the heating blasting at full cost to my wallet

It’s time for a reunion

anime

rorke on his way to the bop it world championship

we're all in here lads

>>216152626
>>216152626
>>216152626

>>216152729
that dude would look amazing in a tshirt and virgin jeans too

got nothing to post really
"poo" maybe?
something like that

>>216152760
This country is astonishingly beautiful
Even small little towns you've never heard of are so quaint and pretty

>>216152844
nah

>>216152859
yeah :D poo & nigg0r

>>216152844
but this one was first

>>216152623
don't get why you'd just throw your life away like that. I did for years and realised I should get my shit together (for purely selfish reasons) so I did

>>216152844
This was the thread linked to in the previous thread

Konnichiwa
show me youre puissy BITCH

>>216152755
LOL

call be a junkies bastard but I love the smell of shellac

Scotland

>>216152927
Link to video?

>>216152979
lovely place. Shame about all the Scottish people though

Sir Rishi Sun(ningmyballs)ak

>>216152830
luv em x

Imagine kissing her at the Christmas party

Already yawning. Was up at 5am this morning. I think that's me for the evening lads.

We’re in the other non cucked thread lads

Hate how many non whites are in the world and how few White people there are in comparison

Why do there need to be 1.8 BILLION south asians
and 1.3 BILLION sub saharan africans? WHY?

Fuck sakes. White people need to breed more, and we should conquer non-white lands like we used to and populate them with Whites.
We should do to the rest of the world what we did to the Americas and Australia.
Mongols, Turks and Arabs did it to us.
We shouldn't be immoral and cruel, just force them to relocate so they have less space to inhabit.

well
thats all the normies and shaggers gone out for the evening
just the freaks left now

>>216153070
cronem on the right sorted her out

answer: pang pang and pooja are the best timmy can do

>>216153092
funny enough l was just saying this down the pub

>>216153095
LOL fax brutha
Gave her devilish mortar oval

>>216153070
>the Christmas party
Never been to a Christmas party, me.

>>216153070
Irish bf

>>216153070
emma's heels on flic

Do you know the Bishop of Norwich?

>>216152729
might put my polyester hoodie on. its a bit chilly in my kitchen.

scam timmy get timmy

>>216153070
not allowed to this year's christmas party as the pub won't allow me through the doors :)

>>216153182
Awfully nice chap but always forgets to pass the port you know

>Had fish and chips last night
>Been on the shitter all day ffs
Thanks bongs

break it to me, is the belgian lad just thinking those towers are african cocks? mental if true

>>216153190
DIE

>>216153205
winter kinda looks depressing and monotone

Are there people in Britain who want to appear lower class than they actually are? What are they called??

>>216153272
They like it

>>216153247
>he doesnt know about the gherkin

fish caught in dysentery water and chips cut using the village's sharpest rock fried in oil collected from the gutter and plated on patch of the road that's had some water sloshed over it to "clean it"

>>216153205
What are those blue remembered hills, what spires, what farms are those?

>>216153280
rorke

>>216153289
give me the quick rundown

It's a Dark Academia type of evening

>>216152641 (OP)
So CONservatives will just overtake "Reform" party and we get another decade of tories, just with different name?

the massive daily meltdowns continue, I’m worried about you lad

>>216153288
but the bears don't

>>216153272
access denied to hyperborean aryanstate

ktim

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrZdvJfl54A

really, really pretty but i mean it's halloween season

>>216153280
>yes
>l dont know
personally l've tried to sound less like a poor thicko

>>216153312
yes, he's an extremely mentally ill faggot paedophile so the gherkin reminds him of a black cock
this led to him inventing an entire fantasy world where black men (the "cronem") live in the gherkin and rape underage girls ("m2 katy")

>>216153324
this one looks nice, colorful and liveable

>>216153388
slander and misinformation

something has really upset him recently, he’s acting out. Not that he isn’t usually a spastic, but he’s really trying to prove a point to himself it seems. Trying to justify something to himself, yes I think his belief and/or reality have been shaken.

>>216153280
I was just having this conversation with the daughter of an irl lord earlier this week. Her mother used her real name to save money when dealing with traders.

(So in downtown abbey terms she’d go by Cora Crawley rather than Lady/Cora Grantham)

brainberg up to his old tricks again making me stay awake until it's light then wake up straight after it's gotten dark
he's got me speedrunning winter daylight hours acclimatisation

neoliberal moment

>>216153272
there is seasonal depression but staying in way more comfy than any other season

>>216153444
He keeps being bullied whenever he spams his mentally ill shite

clocks changing tomorrow night ;3

new rorketuber

So tempted to drive over to the petrol station M&S and get myself a Lost Mary Apple flavoured vape......

>>216153481
Obviously he gets bullied and that’s part of it but it’s always been part of it. I think something has happened here that’s led to him asking himself a few questions and he’s acting out because of that. Hmm

>>216153510
there was a time when they'd both be barnum and bailey exhibits

going for a wee in a minute

>>216153510
I like how this picture captures a a certain discomfort created by the distance that feels off. But also the obvious intesrest, maybe even erotic in nature simmering through Sunaks expression.

>>216153280
Yes
Most lower middle class teenagers larp as working class hardmen and more recently white men like to pretend to be black roadman youth

I’ve noticed a slight uptick in incel success stories with women here in the last week, could that trigger a full scale meltdown from a very desperate man? Hmmmmm

>>216153519
looks like an antagonist from a panos cosmatos film

>>216153324
Incredible

Really worried about West Ham

any /brit/ man use neovim?

ck3 needs more variety in events

>>216153302
It is the land of lost content
I see it shining plain

>>216153672
they dont pay taxes, they won

>>216153324
Imagine being drunk walking down this path while it's raining and slipping on your arse corr

>>216153687
flavor mod

>>216153672
stripping rorke and throwing him into the middle from a helicopter

>>216153722
idk how to get steam mods i pirated

>>216152906
How do you mean?
When I was 15 fucked up stuff happened. My sister was murdered. My parents were splitting. My dad beat me up. He left the family home and they divorced and we had no contact for years. I met him in a pub when I was 18 and he asked me how I did in my A levels exams and I laughed and told him I never did my GCSEs. He had no idea.
My mum was mental in those years. She once disappeared with my younger brother who was 13 for 2 months, it turned out they were in Europe with her new fella, going skiing and travelling.
She did let me back in the house at some point but I still used to hang out in the garage, smoking and hiding stuff i'd stolen. I actually miss those years now.
But school wasn't an option. My sister had been there in the year above me. Everyone knew her and she was really popular. After she died the school never offered me counselling or anything. I only got one day off to attend a memorial to her at the school, then her funeral that afternoon. Tbf the teachers all hated me because id been a disruptive cunt for years. But school wasn't an option.
I needed money and coped using drugs. Weed and shrooms. I got money selling them to my friends. And obviously working at the supermarket but I was a terrible employee and worked stoned and stole a lot.
I've never intentionally thrown my life away. Not like my friend who actually killed himself. Not like cousin who also killed himself.
I did try to get my shit together later. When I was 22 I went to college to do a foundation course, but I didn't pass due to maths. I probably have undiagnosed dyslexia. I can do basic stuff, BEDMAS in my head.
Later I did a course on painting and decorating and worked as a painter for a year or so but never got offered an apprenticeship.
I've worked a bunch of jobs since and only been sacked once. Had 2 redundancies. But i'm currently working. I've been at my job for 14 months.

licking a niggers shitbox

>>216153729
rorke inexplicably colonising the place

>>216153250
Those blokes look like queers. Clearly never done a day of toil and larping as peaky blinders.

Imagine working for free

>>216153206
*Jiggles your fat belly*

>>216153769
need that webm of him doing the dance with the black girl

>>216153769
the only colony rorke will ever start is the fungus on the cum towel in his rancid childhood bedroom

we woz magicians and sheet

rorke big chungus

>>216153767
can't we all just get along?

you can see his brain go quiet for a few minutes whilst he digests speculation surrounding his mental state before rationalising it somehow and going straight back into spamming. Fascinating id like to dissect this specimen and study his brain

>>216153767
Those waters are tiny
Couldn't quench even the smallest of thirsts
Is this some Hadith or something?

>>216153801
why didnt he just apply to be a janny?

the works of jiggy jack are not to be understated, absolutely key the the rise of pink floyd

>>216153601
Like with clothes, or accent? Or do they just move to a lower class area? I thought people would notice those people immediatly.

>>216153801
Dunno why he doesn't just volunteer for the Heart Foundation or wherever. A charity shop. Fuck volunteering for fucking Waitrose.

>>216153672
the yanomama- anthropologist napoleon chagnon studied them for years and got in a lot of trouble for writing about how violent they are and for attributing that violence to genetics (the violent men in the tribe have greater reproductive success)

>>216153902
He had to have a carer following him around putting everything right and was doing one trolley a day

>>216153925
lol

hey guys :D

>>216153946
Genuinely such a funny webm

>>216153957
Id like to speak to you if you’re available

watching the cronem kick pon ball xx

>>216153946
that'll do rorke, that'll do

wish i had a load of weed

>>216153843
keeek he is right though

>>216153996
ahaha i doooooo

>>216153758
I don't want to be like seasidemark basically.

I'm doing self-improvement for purely selfish and vain reasons and can't believe people don't think to do the same. Do you still want to be working shitty jobs and living in houseshares when you're 50?

Like, what you said is bad and all but life comes at you fast unfortunately, it's the case with everyone

>>216153984
im here

Whyyy are there TWO /brit/ threads on the go right now?

>>216153946
acreama

>>216154030
guernsey believe it!

big fan of doja cat

Getting really into making music lads

Love trying to replicate sounds I like with synthesizers

Love making shit music in ableton

It's just peng

>>216154030
One is a heatherpaedo melty thread

>>216154012
jelly af
how do you smoke it

>>216154060
alri brian eno
hit us with a beat

>>216154060
got any good notes

watching a big joel kino on my laptop in bed

Tallied it all up and I've spent £5400 on toilet paper this year

i'm not sponsored and this isn't a #ad but this is fucking delicious
not as good as heathen but its a bit of alright

>>216154025
My only question to you is, are you ok? Are you doing ok with your health and mental health.

will never have what i want. oh well at least i've got my good friends at /brit/

>>216154102
backshots

>>216154082
i use a dry herb vape
not so smelly

CV gap makes it impossible to get a decent job again
Fuck this gay earth

>>216154083
nah my music is shit
one day it might be good thougheverbeit
>>216154094
yeah c is good

Latina or Poojita?

having some french onion soup and it's lush

>>216154107
hmm
is it in normal shops

new diepio update

>>216154107
i feel like i would be sick if i drank that

>>216154160
i got it in sainsburys

>>216154107
>4 quid
Yeah no thanks

>>216154113
im okay, thanks for asking mate

WHERE'S DIEGO??

>>216154149
Latinas are bpds but Poojitas are bpds without the highs.

>>216154194
in church

>>216154138
Just lie

>>216154194
He hasn't been here in months

No more doomscrolling for me dawg, employment’s calling my name…

>>216154191
Ok, it’s just I’ve seen this sort of activity before in men who were crying out for help. Effectively masking their cries through the guise of humour or a “calling”, it gives some sort of purpose. But it can take you to a really dark place when you carry the burden of having to wear that mask. I’m in this thread sometimes if you want to chat

>>216154149
Why THE FUCK are the horses on that ride so high of the ground?

>>216154246
top 10 Diddy caps of all time

was gonna say something but forgot

>>216154225
very risky if you go through multiple interviews to be background checked after an offer

>>216154276
You need to shut up man

A third of Generation Z doesn’t exist because they were aborted

Peter Hitchens

>>216154138
I really don't think non-US companies care. Just tell them you were travelling on savings if they ask.
Once got asked by a yank company if I always take my vacation time and I laughed and ended the interview

>>216153920
Here are a few I've thought of
>Fake chavs
Kids from middle class families who act like street kids because they think they're hard and cool. Copy the working class labourer manner of speaking, talk about drinking, drugs and shagging birds, listen to rap, dress like chavs, doss about in school and become failures. These types were very common when I was young, before drill music became popular, but nowadays they just become British wiggers/roadmen
>Fake roadmen
Kids (and a lot of adults now too) who talk and act like black criminal youth from London. It's a distinct Caribbean patois. Also do it to act cool and tough and because this subculture is dominant in our society.
>Fake punks
Middle class and upper middle class kids and adults, usually university educated, who larp as working class proletariat. Common in urban left wing circles

>Or do they just move to a lower class area?
Not really no
>I thought people would notice those people immediatly.
Yeah it's easy to tell if someone is actually soft. It's more common in younger people, then they get jobs or grow out of it.

>>216154320
yeah thats mint i'll post that

>>216154320
thank God for abortion

>>216154347
He searches for his own name

mental how with the onset of medicine the actual average age is still as low as it was in medieval times because of abortion

yeah thats mint i'll post that

>>216154320
gf had an abortion recently and this makes me sad :(

>>216154405
get her committed to an asylum

>>216154405
Who was the father?

>>216154385
funny how you had a .jpg of mint ready to go

>>216154351
They fucking do in this country
It's hard to find a job, real hard

Remember. You may be tempted by Reform but they’re dangerous. Better to stick with the known.

>>216154428
me :(

>>216154372
why would abortion lower the average age

>>216154023
I don't want to be working at 50. I'm not sure I want to be alive at 50.
When I 'threw my life away' at 15/16 I never imagined id make it to 30. I remember my mates scheming how they could be a millionaire at 30 and I used to laugh it off and say id be dead. But your right, life comes at you fast. None of them are millionaires, and im still alive despite all the mad shit I did in my 20s that should have killed me.
My parents both have money. Between the two of them i'm due to inherit about half a million quid, but it might get messy.
They are in their mid 60s so pretty old and could die soon, they will surely be dead by the time i'm 50, although my dad might live on and spend all my inheritance to live in crap carehomes having his arse wiped by nigroids.
But my mum has ordered me to pull the plug if she gets in a bad way. If needed i'll do a Shipman on her if she makes it to 80, when i'd be 50.
My only surviving grandparent is my grandad who is 92. He is in a care-home and skint but we get on well. After he dies, and I might offer to help him pass, i'm going to make changes to my life.

>>216154439
i've got every picture ever taken

>>216154449
life begins at conception

>>216153920
>Or do they just move to a lower class area?
No because then they have to interact with actual low class people who might call them or on they bullshit. Better to be the tuffest man on the cul de sac than the poshest runt on the estate

>>216154466
>I'm not sure I want to be alive at 50.
Stopped reading there

>>216154467
cor post a pic of a lovely flower filled garden in springtime

they're active

>>216154494
>lovely flower filled garden in springtime
summat like this?

>>216154514
that was very impressive

>>216154467
>i've got every picture ever taken
um...........

quite like these 'itrus velos

>>216154510
what happens here

>>216154320
grim

>>216154405
OOF

yeah that's lint i'll post that

>>216154441
>This country
I live in Bristol mate
Also sounds like you're in the wrong industry/profession. There's jobs all over the place of you have the right qualifications or experience

>>216154149
is this even a real question?

sex sex

they're active*

>>216154533
we need more of those gates around in cities to create fat-people free areas

>>216154545
common sight in america

training means seggs

just shat meself as i was getting up off the sofa fuck sake

>>216154488
Why? I probably will be alive then. As I said I didn't want to make 30, but accepted you were right and life comes at you fast. I'll probably make 50 regardless of if I want to. I'm not going to kill myself.

>>216154540
thumbnail looks like a H-E stained biopsy slide

alroite mayte oim engerlish lad tedward bundy

>>216154538
its a social club

>>216154581
Good. Never stop fighting for a life worth living.

>>216154588
kek thats nme

>>216154579
mate

My willy is 3 inches soft

>go all day without so much as a twinge of itchiness on my ballsack
>lay down in bed
>intense agonising itchiness
?

In den Ostwind hebt die Fahnen,
Denn im Ostwind stehn sie gut,
Dann befehlen sie zum Aufbruch,
Und den Ruf hört unser Blut.
Denn ein Land gibt uns die Antwort,
Und das trägt ein deutsch Gesicht,
Dafür haben wir geblutet,
Und drum schweigt der Boden nicht.

In den Ostwind hebt die Fahnen,
Laßt sie neue Straßen gehn,
Laßt sie neue Straßen ziehen,
Daß sie alte Heimat sehn.
Denn ein Land gibt uns die Antwort,
Und das trägt ein deutsch Gesicht,
Dafür haben wir geblutet,
Und drum schweigt der Boden nicht.

In den Ostwind hebt die Fahnen,
Daß sie wehn zu neuer Fahrt.
Macht euch stark, wer baut im Osten,
Dem wird keine Not erspart.
Doch ein Land gibt uns die Antwort
Und das trägt ein deutsch Gesicht,
Dafür haben wir geblutet,
Und drum schweigt der Boden nicht.

>>216154626
alri rorke

>>216154023
>>216154488
also ive not lived in a house share for over 7 years. never again.

never kill yourself

>>216154604
I think I saw you say you were enjoying the football, West Ham! Absolute rubbish. I can see them going down, it doesn’t seem like there’s a manger who can sort them out. I can see this ending 4-0

my ufc top came today

>>216154579
i just know you posted this with a pooey bum

>>216154639
>never again.
you might not have the choice is my point

>>216154619
wasnt too messy thankfully
looked like one of those chicken fillets you get in a rustlers sub

Me in the red, you in the fur

>>216154636
hey sugarplum (˵˘ 3˘˵)

>>216154149
i'll take one of each thanks

erm...lads?

contemplating just how many cute latina zoomers have been aborted in the womb and crying

>>216154649
State of those tattoos, what have you done to your beautiful Aryan flesh ya fuckwit

>>216154669
RFM (+1)

>you will never travel from Germania to Theoderichshafen via Bismarckfeste by means of the Breitspurbahn

>you will never fly from the Greater Germanic Reich to the Empire of Great Japan aboard the Steinadler Rocket Plane Airliner in under 30 minutes

>you will never listen to Wagner operas being conducted inside the Volkshalle

>you will never browse /pol/ in the 1960s on your Zuse Z88 Volksrechner

>you will never visit the Feldherrnhalle on 9 November 1973 for the 50th anniversary of the Munich Putsch

>you will never be running a comfy farm deep inside Reichskommissariat Moskowien securing the bleeding border at the Urals against bolshevism

>you will never see movies directed by Veit Harlan starring Klaus Kinski as the Clint Eastwood of a genre dubbed "Ostern"

>you will never serve aboard the "Conrad Haas" Oberth-class nuclear pulse propulsion space cruiser on its mission to map Alpha Centauri

Why even live?

>>216154618
Nah last this is nme

>>216154660
how does a man come to be like this

suck my bum

>>216154626
You can't speak german

>>216154701
kek thats nme

>>216154700
Right well that ruined my evening didn't it.

>>216154647
yeah and whats up with all the injuries
i'd say 3-1

>>216154675
you should go back to posting the gyaldem lad

>>216154701
rip aaliyah, whacked by the hollywood nonce mafia

>>216154640
Bin the mushrooms add another sausage
It's not hard lads

>>216154740
good post

>>216154610
As I said in the post you stopped reading. Soon i'm going to make changes to my life.

>>216154657
There is always a choice. I live in a 2 bedroom house. It's the cheapest house in a run down Northern town. But id live in a bedsit in Burnley before a houseshare.

japanese single mother gf on the cards

>>216154700
so true, honestly if i were you i'd just kill myself now

>>216154700
what are you saying?

>>216154740
so simple, so obvious, so delicious... and yet so many fail this simple task

>>216154740
bin the black pudding

>>216154730
I'll always rep the gyaldem lad x

>>216154740
mushrooms are one of my favourite parts

>>216154729
I think when things are going this poorly, morale on the floor, players will fake injuries to avoid the bother. As if they aren’t paid enough! Can’t say I’m much of a West Ham fan however, apologies if you are

gn anons
remember to report the BE flags posts

>>216154689
What’s bad about them

>>216154733
Was a bit of a choice which cover to save to post them I saw Aaliyah and knew it had to be her.

>>216154801
ITS TEN TO NINE
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO BED SO EARLY
WTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH6tOBkr3zU

alt-j were one of the best british bands of the last 15 years

>>216154664
yeah?

>>216154700
you will never have sex

>>216154819
he's lying, he'll be here til 4am earliest

If the Chinese are so high IQ then why were they dirt poor until 20 years ago

>>216154786
See comments like this this is why people want to report you

tonsil pinkies >.<

>>216154843
OK THANK YOU

gyally demmies mentioned

>>216154846
grow up

>>216154700
Your grandma flew to shag an English soldier (who used to mop the floor of the gherkin before being drafted)

>>216154822
i always thought they were crap ngl

>>216154845
idk, I'm not an economist

really struggling with my undiagnosed adhd

>>216154889
its probably autism

>>216154889
its probably gay

I wish she would sit on my face and fart.

>>216154897
It’s not

>>216154889
its probably boringcuntitis

>>216154860
No.

>>216154915
what if she planted her unwashed fanny on your face and pissed?

>>216154876
they were based

>>216154918
had a mongy annoying coworker who would always mope about his "adhd" and he was obviously autistic

i'm in love,
i'm in love,
i'm in love with a shit n wee

struggling with my medicated adhd tbqh

mm sugar & salt

>>216154858
BIG UP x

>>216154975
what medication

What you drinking anons?

>>216155027
she aint fit

>>216155039
cruzcampo

>>216154800
>>216154800
>>216154800

>>216155054
>>216155054

>>216155039
pepsi max

>>216155039
water

>>216154951
you're entitled to that opinion

>>216155018
POV: you are a slime mould growing on a petri dish

NEW

>>216155056
>>216155056
>>216155056

I AM THE FIRST TO POST AFTER THE LIMIT BY THE WAY

>>216154975
I tried adhd meds but they did nothing for me other than the max dosage had my heart beating really fast like I just drank a ton of coffee. I think I may have depression instead.

>>216155068
we're using this one

>>216153167
I love BRITAIN

>>216155048
wrong

>>216155071
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YGwiXVJBQDM