Thread 216157901

Have you eaten the Zutt chocolate?

>>216157901 (OP)
Is this actually good

>>216157957
It's extremely good but overpriced, I could see myself eating it every once and a while

>>216157957
It is tasty, but it's overpriced because of the pistachios and then you add the meme trend.
At least try it once.

>>216157901 (OP)
ewwww that looks like the literal shit that came out of the prophet (PBUH) on that fateful summer night

>>216157901 (OP)
What is this

My wife bought me some on my birthday
It’s pretty good

>>216157901 (OP)
No, but I ate some of this and it was shit.

>>216157901 (OP)
No, I actively boycott it, just as any product that leads to the direct or indirect enrichment of Gulf Arab countries through soft power and/or the cultural arabization and further islamization of my country, I even avoid kebab or falafel for that same reason

>>216157901 (OP)
We call it Dubai chocolate over here from some reason

>>216157901 (OP)
yeah it was shit

They started adding pistachio cream to everything
Cakes, pastries, coffee
I fucking hate it man

For those of you who have tried it, how do you get past the bit where it looks like poo is secreting from it?

>>216158659
why is your poo green?

>>216158335
pistachio is a top 3 nut

>>216157901 (OP)
It always seemed overpriced. But I finally tried a Swiss version, which wasn’t cheap but was less marked up than the imports (I was living in CH).

It’s not bad. I find it too sweet, and I am ambivalent about the texture of the pistachio filling in the center. I don’t ever need to eat it again.

>>216158805
Top 1 is my nut in your whore throat

>>216158335
>>216158805
Pistachio, cardamom, and saffron are the perfect blend for optimal flavor, scent, and color respectively
Iran + India are goated for this reason

>>216157957
overrated, I guess it's good, a bit too decadent for my taste. It's very expensive for what it is though

>>216158072
made by brahma saar
cow shit inside bohut acha hai

>>216158136
>further islamization of my country
keep fighting the good fight brother o7

>>216157901 (OP)
it just looks unappetizing

>>216157901 (OP)

I saw this currynigger scam at my local mall one day. I refused to buy it because of how expensive it is.

>>216157976
>>216158038

I thought it was shit, since Chocolate is Mexican and sometimes made by Europeans. in b4 shills say chocolate is Peruvian or some shit, I don't want to hear it fucking kill yourselves.

Sandniggers have their based moments, and I can dig the Dubai potty joke. I will throw a few cents their way like the dogs they are and try it once.

>>216159444

someone better than you >>216159408 describes it as "decadent". miss out.

I like my chocolate like I like my prophet. Creamed with the nut of the Zutt.

>>216159472
mexican chocolate sucks

>>216157957
Yes but the components are so straightforward and replicable that any chocolate firm can make it. It's more or less ME dessert fare but slapped with a Dubai label on it.

>>216159513

Nestle and the Hannah Barbera partnership are the ancient, boomer foundation of your shithole you recycled nigger.

your president makes Bush look like God of a Chinese dynasty.

I bought an expensive modern German chocolate at Aldi once day and compared it to a Carlos Quinto I got for cents. Carlos V was superior in every way and literally the same, even with lower quality and shithole factories.

stay mad Frito Pendejo 5th generation Chicano, don't forget to subscribe to the Disney channel

you can keep dreaming you will be white someday while I laugh at you like a Spaniard.

>>216159472

I don't care about money, I should I was going to buy it BUT 7, 20 dollars a chocolate bar is unreasonably expensive. I'm not into the Brazilian middle east noveau riche nigger rich club. fuck off.

>>216159506
a single square had like half of my daily caloric intake, granted they were big squares but still

>>216158072
Dubai chocolate apparently. I'm not sure if it's code for uhhhh "human waste" or not so be careful while looking it up i won't myself

>>216159739

7 dollars, 20 dollars a bar is unreasonable.

It needs to be called the Zutt Chocolate from now on. thanks OP.

I'm sure 4chan can get the ball rolling. meme magic says its the Zutt Chocolate in popular culture, to zoomers and alphas from now on.

>>216157957
you can find pistachio chocolate anywhere

I tried it once, it was meh
I'd rather just buy normal chocolate

>>216159662
The problem with European milk chocolate is that it has a strong powdered milk aftertaste. It's made that way because euros (erroneously) culturally associate it with quality, and it takes some time to get used to it if you didn't grow up in Europe

>>216157901 (OP)
Is this the first german numeme that got giga popular? Werent folk posting moldy bread saying it was dubai toast

>>216160200
Milka tasta like vegatables, Cadbury is the only good euro chocolate

>>216159506
You're not doing our "fatass" reputation any favors here. It is overly sweet and high in calories

>>216160357
“Reputation” comes with habits in your life. You could stop listening to that awful music and begin an attention starved goblin but here we are. You’d still be brown and from Sinaloa even if you convinced everyone to tone it down with the being subhuman

>>216160357
Yo bitch I was talking about sex before your crab claws began to assault me. We are not the same fuck off nigger

>>216160357

As in Taylor Swift’s rePUTAtion? Don’t reply to me ever again. Go laugh at Gabriel iglesias

I'm still not over ruby chocolate

waiting for poo chocolate (with nuts)

>>216160587
>>216160702
>>216160771
wtf

>>216158805
by itself it's good
it loses all meaning when you add it in shit where it doesn't belong
and I am also unafraid to add that pistachio sucks on pretty much anything that isn't by itself with some salt

>>216157901 (OP)
No but I got the Zutt lego

>>216159987
Dubai had some other key ingredient as well, makes it more crunchy.

>>216160992
you may have not had enough dishes

>>216161040
It's knafeh, like a cheesy sweet baked vermicelli dessert

>>216157957
It didn't taste like anything when I ate it

>>216161016
>muhammad and the men of al-zutt: action playset
>action playset
what kind of action?

>>216161040
It's called kadaif, little filo noodles

>>216157957
I can make my own at home from local ingredients, America is very advanced

>>216159751
Is this packaged chocolate bar? I really wanna try
I tried kunafeh
Its overrated and overhyped but its not bad.

>>216157957
doubt as it looks like vomit

>>216158805
It's good, but I don't like pistachio ice cream. I had a spread (basically equivalent of nutella but pistachio, also italian) that was good but expensive.

Not sure why it's so expensive other than trend. Regular pistachios are expensive, but I saw a bar going for like $12 or something.

I still think the best chocolates I've ever had was one my aunt got me in Switzerland and a Mozart ball from Austria (tbf latter had pistachio and marzipan in it too).

>>216164348
Tastes better than it looks.

>>216164638
i bet you trick people to try mämmi too

>>216165007
Nah, that would mean I'd have to share it. More for me.