Thread 216160147

holodem edish

first for craven

migo

migo

Old Tim feeling feisty

watched that megan prescott wank off a bloke earlier on

>>216160198
is this real

Why does the janitor hate to see the two niggas kissing?

the fuck in wrong with jango?

Old Japanese scroll painting featuring WMAF sexo

off to bed x

w*men are nothing more than a plague upon the earth

>>216160238
Post the one with the lil monkey fella wanking in the corner

>>216160238
corr i wonder what ancient japanese minge smelled like

>>216160207
really

anyone else on a new 5 minute countdown to post a thread?

haven't posted an op for weeks but it used to be like 30 seconds- 1 minute

>"People who are born as men who say they are in fact women are not actually women. It is impossible to change your gender."
What percentage of people (globally) do you think believe the above statement to be true? Above or below 50%?

>>216160182
>>216160193

>>216160284
yh

>>216160305
98

>>216160269
Not ancient though is it

>>216160305
Probably about 97%

mhm

i can fill up a room in 10 minutes

>>216160305
97%

nth for the gyaldem

>>216160327
cockmogs me!

>>216160324
okay grandad

>>216160335
not safe to hold a lightsaber that close to your head

>>216160335
This is so cringe

halloween is celtic this is OVR holiday

>>216160377
wtf

>>216160377
that's homosexual

>>216160377
looks like mine except much larger

foreigners will never understand

do you lads like chorizo or kabanos more?
spain vs poland showdown

>>216160398
>>216160412
>>216160430

morning lads

>made another joke edition then went to make dinner
>you cunts actually used it

>>216160434
fuet

>>216160455
this feels illegal

>>216160402
>watermarking AI slop with your handle
disgusting

>>216160482
no one cares about the edition

>>216160492
love him, based shagger

Alright team? Going bed shortly. Absolutely shattered after today.

>>216160482
we didn't have any strong alternatives

watching the simpsons

>>216160455
cockmogs me!
>>216160477
cockmogs me!

>>216160482
What was the joke?

someones out there grilling burgers in the rain with their covered porch and delivering the burger aroma right to my window it not rite

>>216160516
rough day defending your honour on brit was it

screaming

just seen a bat's cock

>>216160492
Got the notification he was at Sandford lane when I was at work and it killed me knowing I was missing it.

>>216160530
cap

>>216160506
>right after an hour-long spergfest about my editions

>>216160534
that it wouldn't get deleted

>>216160549
No mate had a 10 hour shift at ALDI.

>>216160572
no phones on the shop floor in Aldi.. ?

>>216160588
he's playing hard to get

>>216160600
Why is your text rendering so fucked up

>>216160601
more like 16 hour brit shift give it a rest

>>216160623
ok on my screen

>>216160515
scmeinag

>>216160602
I saw the notification when I was on my break.

>>216160627
/Brit/ isn't my life.

>>216160242


>>216160354
yh as long as she maintains the high ground

>>216160647
go to bed mate ur boring

>>216160657
I'm not here to amuse you

>>216160601
I heard ALDI is the highest paying supermarket, any truth to that?

>>216160670
yes you are nathan

quiet!!!
a transwomen is talking

batrorke forgetting that he's upside down and pissing all over his own face
leftybat not forgetting and pissing all over his own face

>>216160679
It's the highest paying supermarket in the UK with an hourly wage of £13.02 increasing with length of service.

>>216160691
That's not my name. For a start, I have a woman's name because I am a woman.

>>216160722
aped that niggas shirt lool

>>216160722
just wants a hug :(

>>216160731
*yawns loudly* fuck off you little melt

>>216160722
mmhhhmm
nun he could do

So this is employed woman aka sacked tranny aka Tilde from /britfeel/:

>posted on r9k under the name tilde from 2015-2018
>lives in a council house with his dolescum family
>highly autistic
>special interests include languages, pokemon, and anime
>compulsive liar
>alcoholic
>bulimic
>got fired after threatening to slice his wrists at work for attention twice
>diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>obsessed with seasidemark because he reminds him of his fat nonce uncle
>uni drop out
>shoplifter
>compulsive liar
>works at ALDI battlefield road shrewsbury

https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW

anything else?

learning to drive next week at the ripe age of 30. any tips?

>>216160765
*yawns loudly* be quiet

>>216160751
>*yawns loudly*
This is /Brit/ not your ERP chat

>>216160769
see the car as an extension of your cock

>>216160769
Try not to feel too bad when everybody points and laughs at the grandad learning to drive.

>>216160765
he's heatherpaedo/belgian flag cuck too

>>216160776
then stop role playing as a woman

don't think ive ever been to a sit-down chinky

>>216160783
that’s him trying to divert attention lol

>>216160784
done him

Yes mate you're spending Friday night abusing vulnerable women on the internet again are you?

Get a life you cretins

>>216160784
>>216160799
quiet rat boy

*massive mongy sloppy-lipped big-bollocked man voice*
orlroight team

>>216160819
you forgot the debilitating lisp

sisterberg blowing up my messages telling me halloween is demonic and not to celebrate it

>>216160841
Don't have a lisp you fucking parsnip

there’s 3 of us here, who are you trying to convince shall we have a decent chat instead

mad how troons all have highly male interests and hobbies like coding, imageboards, video games, pornography etc and not female interests

dont hath a lithp you futhing parsnithp

>Don't have a lisp
suppose massive mongy sloppy-lipped big-bollocked man voice is accurate then

>>216160813
your blood sugar is low brookie, eat a cookie

put a big fuck-off clove of garlic into these burgers

now they taste like garlic

My interests? Shagging and pints with the lads

might not be a lisp but it is definitely some kind of speech impediment
mclovin has one too so don't feel too badly about it

>>216160917
not happy about this

don't understand why people act like Moz is a turbochud. Making Margaret on the Guillotine doesn't contradict anything he's said since unless you have a marvel movie brain of good guys vs bad guys

>>216160910
do you always do pints or do you sometimes just get straight to shagging with the lads

>>216160783
i am sitting on three separate doxes and you are retarded

just had a 1lb ribeye with peppercorn sauce

>>216160979
based fellow doxsitter

watching kim kardashian trying to desperately pretend it wasnt her sex tape and the incessant attempts of her mam to make them celebrities (including producing kims sex tape) and all the celebs on graham nortons couch nodding along as if that was all it was is hilarious

>>216160979
care to elaborate or is this spastic talk

>>216161002
why did you cook it so badly are you a retard who can't work a thermometer

>>216161002
That doesn't look cooked mate. Might get salmonella.

disliked everywhere he goes

>>216160979
Yeah?

Anyway anybody remember when he was caught falseflagging when he forgot to take his trip off

>>216161039
Nothing wrong with loving Gigi

Swaziland's king, and by extension, is being absolutely mogged by wikipedia. If you go to his eldest daughters wikipedia page she's literally topless on it.
Imagine any European princess being roles on wikifuckinpedia

Remember that mona the vampire episode with the salmonella and it was Sam and Ella?

>>216160935
umm

>>216161039
scream

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns in wedding dress

>>216161042
he's a masochistic attention seeker nothing more

>>216161039
>I'm just like her
A man who canonically smells of spunk?

Aint being gay or anything but seriously read lyrics to Ed Sheeran's Shape of You. Lad is a lyrical genius or something

>>216161041
learn to read their nuances better

>>216160851
she fit?

>>216161039
me with hitler

Right calm down and stop the samefag LARP bollocks for a minute. Let’s talk normally shall we can you manage that

homeander

Ed Sheeran Shape of You covered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjCgYk_APVU

badass song writer

>>216161073
Bet her braps reek.

>>216161089
No idea what this post is supposed to mean

>>216161138
i'm saying you suck at telling them apart, which is why you haven't been able to find them

I need to become intimately familiar with Emma Watson’s brap pong.

sir doxxed fool

>>216161155
Okay but I didn't put any effort into doxxing them though

>>216161039
>>216161082
screaming

>>216161185
you'd have better luck at getting rid of them if you could

>>216161202
I don't know how

oh damn that's a linux screenshot
this guy might be the real deal
im sorry dude don't dox me i was only having a bit of banter

>>216161210
admittedly it's tougher over 4chan than any other sites
but you'd be surprised how brave the 'anonymity' makes people here, and how much they give away nonetheless

>>216161250
we know, you do it daily

>>216161250
i don't really think heatherpaedo gives out enough information about himself to be doxxed

>>216161193
https://youtu.be/BY2sI8O96rA

>>216161250
If you have heatherpaedo's details why don't you hand them to the police?

>>216161265
prove it :)

dossier deniers are speechless

>>216161250
Look, I'm just going to say this straight: you need to be facefucked into submission

I like the Canadian but he’s hopeless he doesn’t even realise he’s talking to him I cba lol

>>216160327
kahteeeem!

i fancy some maccas

>>216161273
again, you'd be surprised

>>216161279
eventually

>>216161295
this is what i mean
you lot suck at reading nuance

my favourite jf by far is the little gay malaysian fella

what in the name of allah
why is this freak shit so common in India?

>I like the Canadian
:D

>>216160327
based

>>216161280
pooisham

>>216161352
clearly you have me mistaken

average gf you could get before dating apps
we are victims lads

>>216161364
nope

leftypol after ordering from deliveroo for the 5th time this week

>>216161366
George's gfs were always plain except that one time he does the opposite

>>216161404
;)

>>216161418
not sure who that is meant to be, but if you still think i'm hn, then lewisham isn't too far off i suppose

>>216161438
I know you’re not the poster known to everyone else as heathernonce don’t be silly

we are anonymous
we dont forgive
we dont forget

i think women should be allowed to go topless in public since their tits are the whole reason why our species is classes as mammals

I also know only someone familiar with the area and previous conversation would jump immediately to Lewisham there

>>216161402
paula was the best one

>>216161457
pic is me on any given day

>>216161466
fbi op + kirtaner sucks dick for quavers now

i smoke nigerians

>>216161479
They are allowed to here

Streatham
Dave
Santan Dave
Ring any bells? Darren Osbourne
Santan Dave
and YouTube channel owner SBTV

>>216161486
not sure what you mean but i'll give you all a freebie:
pay attention to the files people post (we even have archives for this)

>>216161523
kek this is me

stting at my desk in my boxers feeling a bit chily

>>216161530
what's that supposed to mean

Would very much be in favour of Northern Ireland being kicked out of the UK
Bloody pain in the arse it is

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761342854725255.webm

need to be obliterated between alexandra's thighs, personally

you're not detectives and you sound like twats taking /brit/ this seriously

Sperglock Holmes

>>216161530
You know exactly what I mean

>>216161342
it's a kuato, have some respect

>>216161558
filenames, dimensions, hashes, post times, and post content
and my personal favourite: mobile screenshots

>>216161577
a glimpse of light into your permanently-ignorant world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p5Eb4OSZCs

>>216161601
xD

>>216161607
ok

come with me and you'll be in a world of angry masturbation

owner of doxbin so I never bin docs
(doxbin is a site for posting doxxes, and binning documents is a very insecure way to dispose of them)
one of the lines from my upcoming dox themed brit grime song
thoughts?

>>216161624
yeh ok you can know if the same person posted images but not much else really can you

>>216161641
"bin docs" is also a double entendre meaning I've never been doxed (as the owner of doxbin my opsec is next level)

tonight feels...spooky

>>216161678
ffs that's my song fucked then isn't it

>>216161664
it’s not lol, if I took it seriously I would get you

>>216161700
grime is cringe anyways

>>216161697
boo nigga

>>216161641
bars ngl

>>216161643
imagine two separate 'anonymous' accounts posting separate streams of information about a single person's life (where one of them is an alt)
individually, it would be hard to correlate anything one of them says, but when you discover the two are related, the sum of what they give you ends up greater than the parts
people make this mistake on twitter all the time

>>216161678
same happened to breachforums LOL

>>216161622
who is this guy?

>>216161728
you make this mistake on here just so you’re aware

>>216161734
Sir Garn Beddingtons

>>216161728
ok but why would anyone believe the correlations and not just dismiss it as schizo delusions

sorry it's so spooky, i'm putting together halloween candy thingies for next week

just walked up the stairs in the dark

>>216161771
I need to do this too

Just finished that Ed Gein thing, bizarre man he was.
Might do Mindhunter next, anyone seen?

>>216161053
gigi mogs that tranny bitch, justice for the bambies

Housemateberg keeps leaving the landing lights on.
Fucking bitch.

>>216161798
i love it, it's so cute. what are you planning to give out this year?

>>216161804
yes it's so good! well it kind of gets a bit weak and peters off the last season, but the first 2 seasons (i think it's 3 total?) are great

>>216161816
I dunno I haven't done it in a long while was just gonna get a bunch of those boxes with combos of little ones they've got for sale around Halloween

>>216161745
sure, we're all human
but apparently the only people who get anything right about me are the ones who don't need these tips in the first place (because they play in games of zero days and high budgets, and not accusing random people over 4chan)

>>216161770
don't concern yourself with getting people to 'believe' you
osint is a puzzle
given enough time, people will gradually unfurl enough rope to hang themselves
and then you can confirm them with certainty
that is why certain posters here are not currently in prison

>>216161846
Brilliant, that's the next show sorted then.
Cheers x

Ruby Granger Anal Squirt JOI !!

secondhand embarrassment from that one

>>216161854
Are you a freak schizo that posts illegal content or are you a good guy?
These posts are creeping me out with their ominous vagueness

>>216161850
i always end up eating so many little chocolate bars lol

>>216161855
i just looked it's only 2 seasons but yeah, well worth it

>>216161885
I don't really like candy so there is no temptation to eat them

Right so as well as the actual tits of a Swazi royal princess being on wikipedia, turns out her grandad was born in fucking 1899 and her dad is married to Jacob Zuma's 22 year old daughter. The daughter with the tits out is 38.

This country seems like a literary fiction

want a girlfriend

>>216161901
afrikino is 2nd only to amerikino

>>216161854
are you the one that started calling heathernonce nathan
seems like youre just making all of this up

>>216161900
i wish i was more like you then, i have such a sweet tooth

the spacktective is in

do they still do pic n mix or did foreigns ruin that too

>>216161934
Instead of a sweet tooth I am an alcoholic

>>216161926
>given enough time, people will gradually unfurl enough rope to hang themselves
I like this, and it’s fitting.

crikey it's pissin out

>>216161804
yeah its more like Midhunter

Doxpocalypse

>>216161879
that certainly depends on who you ask lol

>>216161926
that is not me, and it is precisely the kind of error i am talking about
if you are engaging in that kind of conduct with the target, then with any hope it is with some broader strategy in mind
for example, deliberately accusing them with false information, so they feel complacent and brave enough to invariably drop more info

theres AI slop thats just /x threads now

>>216162036
>that certainly depends on who you ask lol
Uh how so?
Do you post illegal content or not?

might move to canada, british columbia looks nice

>>216162036
thinly veiled plea

What a fucking shit life sacked tranny lives

>>216162076
people have been arrested for supporting protests here

>>216162085
?

>>216161988
oh that must be difficult, i'm sorry

>>216162099
I'm referring to really illegal shit not something like that (which isn't even true)

If I was doxxed I'd lose my numerous friends, my beautiful wife, and my illustrious career

When yo plug pull up wearin dat vlone

im like a panda i eat poo and leave

>>216161917
I think they might have you beat to be honest just because of the variety

>>216162112
in that case, no
and they have
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr548zdmz3jo
but that is neither here nor there

>>216162095
courtesy of the british taxpayer via PIP

>>216162136
howl

>>216162136
scream
>>216162158
that and his job

what the bloody hell is going on?

>>216162102
Thanks anon
I'm working on it and getting better
>>216162147
Those people were arrested for hate speech and telling others to hurt or kill people not "supporting protests" don't be disingenuous

>>216162136
sir are you calling me a retarded baby niglet

>>216162178
just wanted my boyfriends to give me a little howl and scream if you'd forgive me sir x

>>216117071


This poster is known an a pedophile in /deutsch/

He came to /brit/ because we mobbed him

He is so obsessed with money that he literally let his teeth rot for years to save 209€

anyway, we’ll get back to it tomorrow, goodnight

Right someone explain what's going on

I do a deep dive on Swaziland for an hour and when I come back some spastic is talking like he's in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and about to release the Epstein files

>>216162198
thanks but wealready have our own mentally ill continental x

>>216162202
Sleep tight buddy
I'm going to do my best to not post here anymore because of the CP spam and generally awful thread quality

the rosato brothers, they're taking hostages

>>216162220
Do not feed him

>>216162203
here's the big headline: rorke f.c. have gone into administration

>>216162198
Literally every single mentally ill poster you can think of that can speak a sentence of English posts here

>>216162147
Nothing about 4chan in that article
also
>bbc.com instead of bbc.co.uk

>>216162272
fus ro dah!!!

>>216162176
it is obvious what they were targeted for, i don't care to digress and argue over the rationale

spaki has posted 3 photos of his house in these threads under another identity

can anyone in here find them?

>>216162258
'here' = 'uk'

ouchieee my peeenis

i'm sad

>>216162289
Anyway you knew what I was referring to yet played dumb for some reason which makes me think you're an unsavoury fellow yourself

on the bright side, my armpit cyst is rapidly shrinking in size

>>216162176
glad to hear it. hope you have fun giving out candy on halloween

>>216162314
what does it smell like

>>216162203
i doubt you'd believe me if i told you how incidentally close i had gotten to that case

>>216162304
i said no
but it's obvious you'd rather quibble over irrelevant minutiae than gain a bit of knowledge or skill, so i'm going to slink back to our regularly-scheduled gimmick posting for the rest of the night now

>>216162289
Oh ffs not this nonsense
Spaki isn't real

>>216162249
Mental breakdown?
Delusional hallucinatory visions?
General Idiocracy?

Any info you have would be great for the book I'm writing about /Brit/ where I dox everyone's nan and posts pictures of ALL your Willard J Arthurs

>>216162335
normal now. at its peak it was a little bit funky, still smelled like armpit just extra

reckon one of the reasons that Britain, to this day, has a strong monarchist culture is because of what they did to all the guys who signed Charles I's death warrant

>>216162314
did you pop it?

>>216162326
What are you giving out?
My dad gives out full size bars and everyone thinks his house is the best on the street but I'm too broke to do that

>>216162314
Was thinking about your cyst today on my walk
Would very much like to see a photo if it

>>216162354
the spaki you people refer to is not real
but he was a real poster, which you would know if you had been here a while

anyway, bye

>>216162353
DESU you seem to have done all the work yourself and I don't actually care to do it myself I just didn't know if should be rooting for you or not

>>216162363
What did they do? Call em a mong in public or summat?

>>216162392
man deller effect

Currently sipping a hot cup of tea in my smelly incel bedroom while I play Overwatch 2 x

drinking aspirin flavoured water

>>216162366
No, I've never even popped a pimple. I leave all that shit alone.
>>216162383
last pic was only like 2 days ago. Still looks like that but fully skin-colored now no redness

It’s quite nice to see ‘heathernonce’ talking in more than a few words or spam, very interesting wasn’t expecting that when I opened the thread.

>>216162452
based list makers

>>216162495
>>216162495
>>216162495

>>216162468
Got to check around 1-3am
That's when he REALLY unravels

>>216162468
Yeah, talking like he was a cop and was gonna get us all kek