Thread 216162495

traitor's heads edition

HOMER SIMPSON

So do you have some kind of ailment that causes the spamming/personality stuff?

>>216162495 (OP)
it is kind of mental we used to have loads of heads on pikes on london bridge centuries ago

>>216162542
yes he's got borderline personality disorder
if you get him started he WILL spam redpills about how Jews made up personality disorders or something

>>216160899
hi

>>216162546
As a man of tradition, it's really something we could do with bringing back (pic unrelated)

Think at that point you really have to admit that this thread is your life

>>216162577
Wow is it actually BPD? That’s insane and explains it, is he rumoured to have anything else at all

doin' a poo

are you guys trying to bait me into posting his dox lol
desu, i might just never share it here and let him continue to ruin your threads

>>216162607
BPD is the very least of his issues I would say
But it's the only one he's (inadvertently) admitted to having so

>>216162633
Why does he want to ruin our threads??

>>216162452
Now that's what I call ruling like a man

>>216162462
Show. The. Pic.

linked up with sweden need it or keep it

>>216162654
extreme mental illness and is possibly being compelled by a third party, if you want my assessment (but this thread has made it clear you do not)

>>216162684
retard

i drank 5L of alcohol today

>>216162702
Lucky you didn't get the methanol poisoning lol

>>216162702
rum?

i didn't actually get muted like i said i did. in fact, most of what i say on here is not true

>>216162678
I don’t know much about it but I’ve heard it might be paid by someone I just don’t understand why target such a small and useless part of the internet

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761340798522080.jpg

alex that's not normal

>>216162729
Holy fuck the one on the right is hot as fuck but I bet she's boring as fuck to talk to

>>216162678
>but this thread has made it clear you do not
How so?
Everyone has been asking for it or for you to do the right thing and get the police to deal with him

Good night my fellow posters
I hope this spasticated chamber pot of a poster hasn't doxxed us all when we wake up

>>216162678
>possibly being compelled by a third party
are you talking about his psychotic beliefs that he is speaking to the belgian, who is some kind of government agent, outside of this thread?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215645212/#q215646936

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>>216162723
beer and wine
>>216162720
everything's going to be okay

>>216162729
bogged

>>216162726
Because you can pay a jeet to do anything for any amount of time as exposed in the past

>>216162751
she seems fun

https://n.uguu.se/WTQCTLUa.webm

>>216162826
pft

>all the “posters” disappear at once
What a bizzare human being

>>216162857
I'm still here

>>216162854
No way I'm clicking that

>>216162377
i got these little cupcake holder things and filled them up. the tops are plastic and get dented really easily though so they'll probably get crushed in the kids' bags. i wasn't really thinking it through when i bought them

your dad is awesome but kids love will love whatever you give out, as long as it isn't something like raisins or apples lol

john mccafe

>>216162854
Not a chance in hell

i'm scared of women

downloaded prototype and it seems boring so far, console controls don't help it

I'm actually starting to really like AI

lol

where the heck did al mountain go

>>216162923
alri clanker

OVERWATCH IS SHIT I HATE IT

>>216162879
Wow that's really cute
Nice work anon and thanks for the encouragement

Why dedicate your life to ruining a place for incels to talk and express themselves, what’s the real reason

oooh a new Harlan Coben series oooh theres been another murder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI

Anyone remember this classic?

>>216162975
he'll be on in half an hour to answer all our pressing questions I reckon

>>216162912
same. i'll probably freak out when i see a woman's vagina irl

>>216162958
aw thanks! hope you have fun

can't stop farting

>>216163043
I don’t understand I just want to post and have a laugh and not see stupid spam when I come here, why would someone do it.

hang shiggers

had 2 weeks off work and the only people i spoke to was brir

that's bradbait he didnt mistype

i've got a pooey bum
oh yeah my bum is pooey

It doesn’t affect me too badly because luckily I do have a girlfriend who occupies my time but /brit/ has been a staple for years and deserves better.

fuck

>>216163097
just giving a quick update
I've farted like another 5 times now

>>216162911
it's like, I can have a leg in one hand and a brer in the other

>>216163098
He's desperate to fit in and is constantly rejected so he lashes out

>>216162495 (OP)
your country is a joke now

>>216162495 (OP)
bring back the tar heads on london bridge

400mg of modafinil straight up the shitter

>>216163097
dairy does this to me
every now and then ill have some cream cakes or bowl of cereal with milk and oh my god the farting, gas, shitting and tummy rumbling for days
still worth it though.

>>216163183
>>216163136

so thankful i'm not lactose intolerant. i would never survive

50mg sildenafil down the gullet
ready to show your mom a good time

>>216163173
Stfu and top yourself already sadact. Don't find your idiotic attempts at humor the slightest bit amusing you drooling idiot.

P.s. Women despise you.

>>216163201
Just get those lactase pills

Need an “Emma Watson’s brap pong” scented candle to make my whole house smell like Emma Watson’s farts.

>>216163233
Fuck off like you said you would several times now you brain-damaged rape victim

>>216163191
that's what the pikes are for bro

but I do find it funny when literally anybody in any western country tries to say some shit like this, as if they are any different

>>216163236
they dont work if youre eating loads of dairy, theyre only meant to cover yourself in case you eat a little bit as additives or an ingredient of a larger meal, not like 4 cream cakes and half a litre of whole milk
trust me bro xD

66-FAG-POO down the japs eye

10mg of gulletdafinil down the gullet

should make it easier for me to get the next one down the gullet

got the hair gel on my pubes and combing them for a middle part
>>216163262
thought i smelled the rape on that post

>>216163259
what if it was piss scented?

>>216163201
>still worth it though
it really is
>>216163233
fuck off burger go back to your own thread

gfberg says i remind her of willy wonka, i don't even like chocolate

well I did it
I finally ordered food
turkey bacon ranch sandwich potato cakes mozzarella sticks and a chocolate shake

>>216163300
are you black

>>216163290
Well that wouldn’t do at all. Need it to be either Emma Watson’s poo pong or Emma Watson’s fart pong. Preferably the fart pong.

>>216163301
how much that cost ya

do you smell it?

that kind of smell.

that kind of smelly smell.

a smelly smell that smells... raped.

eye heart gay fart

>>216163315
no lad!

>>216163267
Nobody cares about BC in my country. Funny that is has "british" in the name too so that's likely why it's a trainwreck province.

>>216163300
do you like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

>>216163272
Oh that is a lot of dairy LOL
My condolences brother

farts are well into double figures now
ridiculous really

>>216163333
yeah and nobody cares about london in mine, we all have our pathetic ways of coping

>>216163321
about $30 because I had to get it delivered
but I'm splitting it between 2 days so about $15 a day total for food

Why don't white english boys like to learn self defense?

Grey poop on

chocolate poo
some posts die and others get a (You)

>>216163325
lol

>>216162854
oof what an annoying cunt

>>216163342
Crying for attention. Any attention, doesn't matter if its negative just anything because youre so sad and alone and Noone gives af. Low brow humor for a low iq individual. Bet youre morbidly obese as well.

Kill
Your
Self

>>216163342
Alri Emma.

>>216163410
fuck off

>>216163388
could fuck them all up in one go

>>216163388
why are you following video series about little boys mate?

Uh oh raped melty

>>216163410
nigger I ain't reading your memoir
stupid mutt

>>216163439
he's simply too intelligent

>>216163388
boy there feom the made of land of "Palestine"
were just making up fictional countries now are we

Next he'll be saying he's never posting here again for the hundredth time

>>216163419
>>216163440

Farty farty poo poo! stfu retard don't speak in my direction, plebs

Some random anon posting about having a bout of gas set gingerpedo off into a melty. Schizo (and raped) behavior.

>>216163433
It showed up in my feed because I follow USican politics heavily.
>>216163469
Like Ingerland.

wish i was as smart as gingernonce

were really doing fart jokes right now huh?

>>216163498
hmm

>>216163333
Quebec unironically deserves it's Haitan/North African colonisation, deeply unpleasent people

>>216163483
stop having a melty you sad cunt

Reminder gingerpedo is 5'3" and under 9 stone

How are we enjoying the new warstrike so far lads?

>>216163498
what the flip

Howling at the raped melty.

>>216163469
Schlomo

Mental how Emmayank, Gingerpedo, and Malaponte all showed up at the same time

What's the reason for all British new builds being poor quality?

Just cummed and didn’t know where the load shot off to, found it a few minutes later all squelched under my arm pit fucking hell

does quebec run itself or does it have to follow central Canadian law and policy?
always thought it was an autonomous region

>>216163573
How the fuck does that happen

>In the year ending March 2023 there were 590 homicide victims recorded in England and Wales.

>Chicago recorded 617 murders in 2023.

>>216163573
completely irresponsible behaviour

>>216163591
points his cock towards his armpit init

you ever jacked off in a crisp packet

>>216163591
Well its low light, I’m laying down and I spunked and the cum shoots doesn’t it, can’t always find it. It was in my armpit.

rorkedolf rorkeler

the demic

>>216163581
It is a province like all the others but it gets to LARP like it is its own country by using the word "national"

>>216163600
>>Chicago recorded 617 murders in 2023.
Mostly N on N violence.

>>216163600
nigga, if your country has almost as many murders as chicago you know you're living in an absolute hell hole

>>216163620
too late, I backtraced your iPhone screenshot and figured out the order # and thus address from the estimated arrival time

I will be at your house shortly.

Norwich mentioned

chaps cheese n donna
were on er till the morra

had that in my head since that lad posted it

>>216163630
nigger on nigger you mean aye?
same in britain

>>216163620
corrrr, big order of raped working class girls and pubic hair is it lad?

hopefully Abdoul adds his "special" sauce in for free too like he does for all his kuffar customers

scraniel!

>>216163581
no they're not autonomous. legal/administrative responsibilities are divided between the federal and provincial level, same as any other province

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1761349043278753.webm

explain

>>216163655
This is pretty well made tbf

>>216163666
nope it's just a coincidence i promise

>>216163620
doner meat sounds a bit ominous

>moved into my flat a few weeks ago
>pub at the end of this relatively quiet road
>every single friday and saturday night I hear these drunk retards singing and screaming at the top of their lung at 3am

ban all the alcohol
sharia NOW
I fucking hate drunkards

I thought the law was that pubs had to close at 11pm? Is that not the rule?

>>216163689
it's donated from little white children like >>216163657 said

i fancy a maccies but i'm too drunk to drive and too cheap to hire an immigrant to deliver to me

can brits just up and move to Gibraltar?

>>216163670
mad how several of these cunts are in this thread right now

>>216163689
it's code for little girl meat, nothing too crazy mate

tastes fucking amazing though

>>216163705
technically yes but it's fucking tiny so real estate is absolutely extortionate
real brits buy villas in Benidorm (Spain)

>>216163648
Meanwhile in australia it's almost exclusively N on W

might kill myself for a laugh

>>216163720
all that counts ey

how come we never had white grooming gangs then?
seems like a missed opportunity
are browns just that much better at rape?

>>216163753
stolen generation

>>216163753
because whites are human

>>216163691
the price of living on Beer Street

>>216163753
probably are loads but they own the newspapers
down with thatcher btw

>>216163753
we did
it was called the Catholic church

>>216163750
Should have danced with me at uni shouldn't she.

>>216163753
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-63307015

>>216163789
pretty sure this is anti-semitic rhetoric mate

>>216163807
you wanted to dance at uni with an 11 year old girl?

>>216163753
There's loads of them in south east asia

i was thinking of the donner party. been reading about the franklin expedition lately

freezing to death and cannibalizing each other are traditions out here

>>216163820
Sorry my mind doesn't immediately go to little girl when I see a drawing of a woman being stabbed because I'm not a nonce.

can everywan stop gettin fackin shot shot shot shot

>>216163818
>There was no elite paedophile ring
oh well that clears that up then

thank you state media!

>>216163834
who else do you think the pakis have been throwing into their kebabs, you illiterate child-eating mongo?

whenever you hear about grooming or child sexploitation, its always related to religion
always
its either muslims, jews or Christians
almost like the problem isnt race but religious teaching, practice or culture
mever hear about atheist nonces do you

>>216163858
okay john lennon

>>216163858
>its always related to religion
a) ethnic / racial talk that is anything but anti-White is one of the most verboten topics in our culture
b) jews are not a 'religion'
c) atheists are the ones building an actual industry out of child murder (pic)

poster below smells of poo and rims black people

>>216163858
atheists famously not known for attempted philosophical justifications for pedophilia

Just like it looks in the telly ads

>>216163940
bro it looks like the mud you get stuck in the mats in your car
gross

hate when i start watching a film and realise it's a musical

>>216163940
Looks like shite

oh and do you all remember how quickly the IICSA was going through inquiry chairs early on?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IICSA

>Baroness Butler-Sloss (July 2014)
>Fiona Woolf (Sept—Oct 2014)
>Dame Lowell Goddard (Feb 2015—Aug 2016)
>Alexis Jay (Aug 2016—October 2022)

strange that.

should have a look into you as well heathermong

>>216163940
good for you for sitting at the table properly even though it must be like 3am

>>216163998
go rape a child glowie

>>216163972
how does that even happen

thanks for the (you)
you sit for 16 hours a day posting about white school children being raped by blacks, you're no better

>>216164036
I'm not him you retarded glowing paedo freak

>Migrant men of non-European origin commit 84% of assault rapes in Sweden despite only making up less than 10% of the country’s population.
oh my dilly days

So the new MI6 line is that if you question the IICSA, you are heathermong? Got it.

>>216164098
um

>>216164014
eating on the sofa the back door goes into the kitchen so i took the pic there

>>216163972
me when i watched Paint Your Wagon

>>216164108
you order ubereats and just eat far too fucking much

>>216164111
they just wanted to paint this here wagon

you got a problem with that?

>>216164111
That the film with Clint Eastward?

>>216164108
understandable. at first i thought the sauce cups were autumn candles lol

>>216164033
started watching sweeney todd (2007) the other day, had no idea it was a musical, when i heard the first song i was like "fuck i hope this is just a one off" then i heard the second song and it was like "ah fuck this is going to be the whole movie"

>>216164124
i don't really, there are people who eat nothing but and all i do is abuse their promo codes and get the occasional full price doner n chips in the middle of the night if i've been drinking

>>216164158
this past week I've counted 3 separate uber eats orders
yes they were on promo but it's still quite bad
last week there was a few too
few times you've posted a phone screenshot and there were uber/justeat notifications too

>>216164186
yeah and what about all the time before that where i wasn't getting flooded with offers
+ i open and read messages which clears the notification dont really use my phone for anything else

>>216164211
You are a chubster and that's ok
There's a few decent takeaways near my house so I just walk and get it if I want something that's all I'm judging you on

>>216164153
ha, was it any good?

i don't like musicals either, although i like old marilyn monroe ones and willy wonka was cute. but yeah i never watched sweeney todd precisely because it's a musical

anything else other than messages and ubereats

>>216164186
discipline me daddy

Why are the flags missing.

>>216164230
if you want to be the sort to bring other people down then that's on you

>>216164250
bit zesty

>>216164270
right no need to make me feel bad ffs i was only ribbing you

>>216164296
no worries. i learnt from the best

just busted a nut

>>216164273
you wish

well it's incel hour
and I am in the incel lair
doing an incel browse
on the incel thread

>>216164304
hope you enjoyed, though I would definitely say two donners is risking it a bit, too greasy, would give me a tummy ache

incel hours are the best because there's much less shit flinging

>>216164355
shut the fuck up

>>216164363
RIGHT

I don't buy uberjeets so I just send money directly to india

>>216164341
i've barely gotten a quarter of the way through the doner n chips

>>216164371
nice of you to support your family back home

Kind of mental how Walt Disney didn't even create Mickey Mouse and Steamboat Willie was entirely animated by a bloke called Ub Iworks

raping animals again

mental how no one even noticed this >>216158346

That pork pie in the fridge is calling me

Is germany better than britain?

you're the one for me, fatty

>>216164396
lol
>>216164421
Pretty sure someone tossed us on the filter due to that garbage post

>>216164448
>garbage
could just say you have no taste bro

Instead of wanting for more, be happy with what you have

>>216164471
what I want:
>the state to be overthrown
what I have:
>it is still here
:/

Y'all are crazy man

this turkish bitch really gets on my fucking nerves
always whining about bad things that won't happen potentially happening

cracking arse though tbf

>>216164511
don't know who you mean but also not interested enough to want to find out

>>216164536
best to keep it that way

Watching Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. You can really feel Guy Ritchie's alcoholism these days, not even trying why try to make something better than it needs to be? Think about it. We should all be asking ourselves that. Just a little nibble of a thought.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjyRaDbLHA
aff tae bed x

Hi, Henry Cavill here. AMA!

Kier Stalin has stated you will have to pay £85 every time you are requested to prove your ID,if you refuse to use digital ID
No vote in Parliament
No parliamentary committee to review digital ID
No vote in the House of Lords
No referendum
No consultation with the general public.

>>216164544
tell you what I want to try
overthrowing the illegitimate state

>>216164560
sleep well, sweet dreams x

>>216164562
how do you feel about having such small hands?

>>216164567
What do you think of this >>216164563

>>216164582
even today he doesn't get much talk
granted, that shit is long and I haven't read it either..

>>216164597
I would be banned immediately for giving my thoughts on what needs to happen to this govt and its collaborators

Why is the police officer so angry at the finely dressed gentleman?

>>216164602
never stops anyone else from talking about it
to most a ban is just a suggestion

>>216164631
it would immediately become a discussion on tactics rather than mere suggestion
and there is plenty of literature out there which probably does a better job than me in that regard anyways

>>216164654
Make sure you never tell any of these thoughts to a psychiatrist

>>216164669
and just why would I do that, nigga?

They killed Princess Diana because she contracted AIDS from shaking hands with AIDS patients. And the embarrassment of a member of the royal family having AIDS was too much to bear.

The infidelity and potential future marriage was just a false flag.

>>216164677
You never know, she might be a bad psych

thoughts on this pizza?

>>216164704
runtslop

>>216164699
>everybody who doesn't like the government is heathermong
you need to kill yourself asap dog

>>216163881
do you know what a placenta is?

>>216164560
of course the two most dogshit gimmicks are the same poster
im honestly coming around to the idea that every single dogshit post is made by the same 2-3 people

Finally had beans on toast i was going to eat 12 hours ago but took a load of pills instead

>>216164697
What do you gain from making such an abhorrent post

>>216164563
>Kier Stalin has stated you will have to pay £85 every time you are requested to prove your ID,if you refuse to use digital ID
pretty sure he was just talking about the cost of renewing your passport

>>216163858
what utter reddit drivel

*mumbling in a low, fast and barely comprehensible voice* gayboysayswhat?

>>216164758
yeah, get on with it faggot

>>216164758
basically it's scran

Apparently every one of those missiles fired between Israel and Iran cost millions of dollars.

>>216164845
your* dollars

>>216164845
don't be antisemitic

>>216164845
i doubt it. even trident ICBMs only cost 30 million each and they're massive

>>216164911
The LLMs are saying 2-3 million per for the Israelis and 6-43 million for the Iranians somehow, that's supposed to be per missile

>>216164786
Sorry about your HIV.

>>216164771
you just realised the ponyposter and bladeposter are the same person?
anyway there's like three ponyposters

>>216164786
pretty sure his flag obliges that one makes abhorrent posts, all the time

homelander

funny how most child rapes are not committed by muslims, jews or christians, but by male homosexuals
or as they are called in eastern europe:pederasts

>Israel starts wars with Palestine, Iran, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and wants to start another war with turkey.

>"Those Arabs must be stopped! They are crazy madmen!"

just witnessed a post that had NOTHING to do with british culture

>>216165005
Funny how that's not a real fact and you decided to schizopost it anyway when no one asked.

dont sleep right unless half my bed is occupied by junk and clothes

>>216165008
isn't that smell from this is england

>>216165013
wtf is israel doing to turkey?

>>216165013
Israel is completely fucked, especially now, if there's a world order shakeup/collapse/etc UNLESS they destroy every single neighbor of theirs or there's some new tech that makes bombs like crossbows and arrows. They're probably thinking the former's happening now or will soon. Pull our support away fully and they're all gone in the longterm that's probably not a long longterm.

Malaponte wants to die for Israel

oh I drank the chocolate milkshake and I ate two potato cakes and I ate half the turkey bacon ranch sandwich and I ate two mozzareelalala sticks (they were too salty)

>>216165083
Threatening war. Netanyahu is crazy and wants war with any country in that region that hasn't bowed to him yet over the genocide he's conducting.
>>216165102
They only survive because they control Washington DC. Any Republican or Democrat politician who opposes them is immediately crushed by the weight of millions of dollars spent to defame them, get them accused of antisemitism, and force them from power like Trump is doing to Massie and MTG

>>216164626
fashion-mogged him
>>216165083
scranning it perhaps

>>216165156
didn’t arks

Fuck Trump

>>216165041
the catholic priests diddling choir boys? they're lgbt+

>>216165169
in what world does israel stand a chance against turkey militarily lmfao

>>216165192
they're christian actually

rorke

>>216165194
one with US support

>>216165205
they're gays wearing whatever skin they can find

>>216165180
oh yes I could hear you whispering the question softly

>>216165192
Lots of people are thinking about diddling and pederasty on Fri night, they're called pederasts. Fuck off fat.

>>216165205
the two aren’t mutually exclusive

>>216165232
>>216165232
>>216165232

>>216165233
>>216165233
>>216165233

>>216165218
>tf
>tp
>>216165215
some. others are broken men who would be sexless if not for their dalliances in sadistic power

thats 2 dogshit jf news

>>216165207
ew you're disgusting

>>216164980
i'm not here every day obsessively collating which personality is which, no

>>216165236
>>216165237
3 seconds apart and then 4 seconds apart 3 seconds apart and then 4 seconds apart 3 seconds apart and then 4 seconds apart

>>216165249
nope
one real thread and one troll thread