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Why the fuck does cum make a new general everytime it reaches 300 posts.
Reduce reuse recycle
PLEASE think of the environment

in here

I deserve this

>>216163926
Excuse me madam, but I’d like to nestle my face between yours big big boobies please.

308 or 310

alright Ima get the cider

no thanks to you useless FUCKS

>>216163964
sscute

>>216164001
Cider is yummers :)

>>216163965
>>216163943
Big gay and ungentlemanly behavior

>>216164015
Maybe I would respect her if she respected herself.

>>216163997
308, preferably 180gr but 150gr is fine too

>>216164015
>>216163926
no. do you ever feel like you're moving in the wrong direction, and that you'll only get the confirmation when something terrible happens?

>>216164015
PLEASE. madam. My mommy didn’t breastfeed me when I was but a wee chicken nugget. I require just one suckle. One suckle and I can finally be a real boy!

>>216164015
the bizarre mindset she'll hold is that despite dressing like an absolute slut she expects to be treated as your equal and as if she's capable of anything beyond taking dick

Damn... I'm sick of being alone

so many canadian milfs in the crowd. is canada the golden standard when it comes to milfs?

>>216164077
https://youtu.be/tj0PtMZaWss?si=LoIL34Fm-xyzXASR
That's all I got

Dad says he saw two skunks in the yard

I donut care about the White House renovations

The regret of someone who knew about bitcoin in 2012 but didn't buy < the regret of a drunk person who didn't buy snacks

>>216163993
need to see her cosplay as a goblin

oooof

im happy that there is no stupid /cum/ posters

>>216164127
I am a brainlet thougheverbeit

>>216164089
I've had three turtles in my backyard since moving here two months ago. The one redeeming quality about this place

>>216164127
same, everyone here is awesome

>>216163964
I thought she had brown eyes???????????????

One of us will be betrayed
And it's not enough for you to say
"I'm sorry" or lie about it all
You're a megalo-nymph and your mating call is Money and religion
Segregation and division
Dirty cash in the pockets
Of the wicked politicians
Lobbying for slavery
In a new and modern way
Repenting when you're caught
But this is what I say:
You're sick; I hate you, ya stupid motherfucker
You're so fucking blind; you have no fucking mind
You're Nazi White trash; your words out come like shit
You're so fucking sick; you're such a fucking prick
You have that special something
That "Sprite in you" appeal
Ya think that we all love you
But this is how you make us feel:
You're sweaty, fucking ignorant
A product of conditioning
Eugenics, social Darwinism
An excuse for your positioning
Your crass and evil ways
Are all that got you there today
I hope you get shot
This is what we say:
You're sick; I hate you, ya stupid motherfucker
You're so fucking blind; you have no fucking mind
You're Nazi White trash; your words come out like shit
You're so fucking sick; you're such a fucking prick

well I overpaid for this cider(local) but its still cheaper then the bar

>>216164150
Brown people

>>216163964
>>216164099
>>216164114
cum to america and get your blonde pussied aryan wife, white man thank you

Firing poops out of my ass like a potato cannon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-1mOe9UWqc

calling on all /cum/mies to post BOPS

>>216164203
https://youtu.be/CifvnBr5TzY?si=j85MPM_7JxpjgxC9

>>216164203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOyU_vqXf7s

>>216164199
firing dicks into it like a nail gun

blue jays hit a grand slam

LA getting swept would be the funniest shit ever, too bad it wont happen

did not expect balatro to be this bad on battery life

Blue Jays are literally assraping American baseball teams. Gonna be super embarrassing for Cheetoman when they win the World Series. Hopefully he nukes Toronto in retaliation.

>>216163952
Fuck you anon, now I want to go to Shoppers to get a 12 pack of pop.

Pro baseball is depressing... Especially as a Cubs fan

It would be so fitting if our sports team won while we were starving and cold

>>216164150
I read the filename as "atomic shrimp attack"

>>216164288
Girls who work at Shoppers are always so cute.

>>216164302
I saw the most beautiful pale goth girl at Shoppers 10 years ago and I still think about her

Doyers getting GAPED on national television

>>216164302
There's a cute ~40 y/o Iranian or Afghani looking chick who works at mine. Might ask her out.

It's literally fucking over for shitzil, trump will ban us from the world cup thank you

every time i tell chatgpt all my troubles it tells me to contact the 988 lifeline and today i got sick of it and actually gave it a try. it took 30 minutes to connect me to some ESL who was far less helpful even than chatgpt. if you were actually on the edge of blowing your head off that shit would be completely useless to you

Shoutouts to Addison Barber and Alejandro Kirk

>>216164333
boohoo, you fucking vagina

this world series is the ultimate /cum/ event
>american national pastime
>canadian team (jays)
>mexican team (doyers)

>>216164203
https://youtu.be/RzXnucKfHEE?si=VGSrqrQLpRUXwEEq

Catberg just did an especially big spinny.

>>216164352
The united states will win the world cup thank you

They see me edgin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me goonin' dirty
Tryna catch me goonin' dirty
Tryna catch me goonin' dirty
Tryna catch me goonin' dirty
Tryna catch me goonin' dirty

>>216164354
jokes on you, I like this goofy stuff

>>216164352
Doesn’t make sense because we need Japan and I hate “jap” posters

I miss my cat. Wonder if I can convince familystein to let him move in

THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/9uf6EY2BZBw

>>216164405
why are you jewish

>>216164324
SPLIT THAT BUSSY

I SHOOT MY ARROWS IN THE AIR SOME TIMES
SAYIN AYE O
CREEPERS K O

>>216164366
No it won't you're welcome.

oohhhhhhhhh no no no no

soon to be two weeks without gooning. I can feel my brain healing.

>>216164423
Then I'll root for germany

>>216164333
Whenever I feel depressed I just go another step down the rabbit hole of increasingly obscure religions until I find one that makes me able to accept things.

>>216164411
Episcopalian... Uh genetics probably

Take a moment to think about Karoline Leavitt's face when she sees the Jays win the series.

>>216164445
literally who?

Should I get more beer?

>>216164121
I can fix her

>>216164452
yes

>>216164461
That's one from you, one from me... Best out of three. Ok

I’m tired asl

Whelp, AA finna cancelled my flight until 7AM east coast time after having us board and "deplane" twice each.

I hate the antichrist

Do you prefer de cecco or la molisana

>>216164229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACKEGCvLtI

Who the fuck are you?

Orangeman finna cry

>>216164503
I’m Dominic Christy from Cedar Springs

Remember Kim Jong-Il? Miss that nigga!

>>216164494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2SDmZzcUlI

>>216164479
I fly united

For me, it's Delta

I've never been on a plane before.

Imagine JAL airlines but instead it's JAV airlines lol

>>216164452
absolutely. if you're like me, you'll drink less and slower the more you have. the supply itself is half the euphoria.

canadian niggas be like
"this aeronautical transport vehicle too scary"

I’m an idiot

can't spell phoebe without the HOE

wtf is ifood squid Chernobyl hotdog god Portuguese is so tough!

What if Canada wins the WS but not the Stan Lee cup?

like ZOINKS sc0000b

c'est monsieur qui vole ta copine

listening to a tradcath zoomer on youtube interview Josh Sawyer on Pentiment which I will never play cause of the awful graphics

>>216164628
All of your hockey teams are at least 50% Canadian so we basically win the Stanley Cup every year anyways.

>>216164437
Me too except replace religion with political belief

Watch me swooce right in

>>216164645
1993

>>216164585
Dont. Travel is overrated

>>216164585
they're kinda crowded sometimes

>>216164546
Be honest would you crack

I love Canadian posters

>>216164645
There are no Canadians on the blue jays

>>216164585
I've been on a plane a few different times and every time is pretty cool to me. Thousands of miles in the air travelling at like 600 mph is neat

>>216164672
Canadians are so lucky to be bordered by a nation full of friendly people who speak the same language

>>216164681
There are no Canadians in Toronto, what's your point?

THESE EYES
ARE CRYING
THESE EYES HAVE SEEN A LOT OF LOVE BUT THEYRE NEVER GONNA SEE ANOTHER ONE LIKE I HAD WITH YOU

>>216164710
What do you mean by that

>>216164681
Vladdy was born in Canada. Probably a dual citizen with Dominican Republic

>>216164725
ACKSHUALLY he was born in montreal

Mexico never posts here so we should look for a suitable replacement.

Drake is from Trono

Mamdani will win
The jihad against jewish capitalism begins

>>216164719
I mean exactly that. It's a dump filled with third world trash. All the real Canadians left ages ago.

Who gives a rat's head

>>216164749
So you’re a racist asshat

>>216164761
You're half right.

>>216164761
but he's not wrong

>>216164630
there was a girl who really didn't like power rangers how the rest of us did. i don't know if she didn't get that channel or whatever, but she liked scooby doo. that was all she talked about and all she wanted to play out on the playground. even as a kid, i felt bad for her being alone. so i asked what she who she wanted me to be, and of course she said scooby himself. i said no. i wasn't going to run around on all fours doing a voice. so she said, just be the bad guy, then. so i just lowered my voice into, at the time, what i thought was a scary pitch and taking an imaginary mask off my face. this went on over and over again.

The USA and Canada have similar culture, they could join easily.

Their basketball teams play together, etc.

calling someone racist in 2025 isn't the insult leftoids think it is lol

It's getting colder outside

>>216164780
fall is...LE COLDER??????

It's getting warmer up in the cold northern states which means more black people are coming up

>>216164787
It's Florida man, I take what I can get

This skull represents all the red army soldiers who fell heroically against fascism actually

>>216164773
did this girl grow up to be hot and plappable?

>>216164780
Not a fan of cold months

what if the vampire rave scene in blade was in india and instead of blood showering the vampires it was liquid shit and the vampires were indian

>>216164764
>>216164765
retards

>>216164787
The west has Fallen

There's a cold bed in my room tonight
You make it colder
Colder than the moonlight ever thought it could be
Not half as cold as me
Sitting on the front porch
Trying to find a melody that will make you love me

>>216164736
we already have a bulgarian and an icelandic guy, i think they pick up the slack for our lazy mexicans

>>216164806
I'm sorry. I like it, but I'm a honky

>>216164801
Everything you don’t like is nazi now so it doesn’t matter

Im watching momberg become a angry, jaded Karen right before my eyes

>>216164818
stop being brown, that's gross and low IQ.

>>216164809
*New Order plays*

>>216164830
I'm white, racism is evil and ill always be against it. All people are the same inside.

>>216164843
Hey screw you man

>>216164829
You should introduce her to cannabis

>>216164842
>All people are the same inside.

Even the most woke doctors would tell you that's wrong.

>>216164842
>ill
Brown/low IQ
>All people are the same inside.
Objectively incorrect

>>216164834
Jeets are calling this AI now btw, their cope & seethe abilities are almost impressive

>>216164859
She hates it, looks at it like Satan's lettuce. Plus she's a nurse so she could get in big trouble and lose her license or some shit

>>216164860
Everyone knows what I mean, this is just you acting in bad faith because racists are incapable of acting in good faith. Their arguments aren't based in logic, they're rooted in hate and misery and that kind of thing can only come from miserable people.

>>216164871
lmfao imagine the SMELL

Doyers lost

>>216164873
based momberg

>>216164879
shitty troll ngl, but the thread is slow tonight so I'll tolerate you.

concept: Boobberg

> AA gave us a voucher for free hotel
> have to call shuttle for pickup
> Pajeet answers the phone
> Sar, I have to redorect your call sar
> Redirects it to voicemail
I live in hell

schizo thread

>>216164492
Bump

>>216164898
Literally nothing I said was false. You're just a rotten person. I'm not going to parlay with you anymore, just remember when you're stewing in darkness that it's coming out of you, and it won't stop until you stop that. God bless.

>>216164907
lmao

>>216164879
nta, but forensic detectives use race-based science to determine victims. i don't mean this in a, "ha! got you!" way. it's just the way that it is. our insides look and are different. even our teeth.

>>216164873
Your mom probably knows what's best then

>>216164907
Come stay the night with me sexy

>>216164928
what if he doesn't want to?

>>216164921
notice how you're the only one here being deliberately insulting and making vile comments towards others?

Anyone been on solo road trips? Been wanting to do cross country

Faces come out of the rain

>>216164921
>I'm not going to parlay with you anymore,
You lost, sore loser

>>216164937
They're better with a friend. I went from Iowa to Colorado and back with my best friend and its probably going to be one of my fondest memories throughout my life

Indians really did lose all goodwill they had when they got rid of Apu. Without the hard working convenience store clerk stereotype all they have is scamming people, littering, and playing with doo doo feces.

>>216164924
that's not really true but putting that aside I meant it in a all humans are the same like we're all individual thinking beings we are not any different based on race or sex or gender or sexuality.

>>216164939
>Rajinder Singh Rai (born February 14, 1973), better known by his stage name Panjabi MC, is a British recording artist, rapper, record producer and DJ. He is best known for the worldwide bhangra 2002 hit "Mundian To Bach Ke", which sold 10 million copies
Cool every nightclub loves this song

>>216164092
Dude is trashing half the white house to make a grotesque looking ballroom
if he had a modicum of taste, I wouldn't care but it looks like he plans for something super trashy looking

I spent 3 hours on an "art project" and I fucked it up so badly that it is unsalvageable I would have to redo it from the start

>>216164955
I'd love to do it with a friend or even better a gf but I don't have friends and gf is just too far fetched

> I went from Iowa to Colorado and back with my best friend and its probably going to be one of my fondest memories throughout my life
That's so cool. How long did it take you? Did you stop at major cities?

I love beer

>>216164971
You're the guy in the image

>>216164962
>we're all individual thinking beings we are not any different based on race or sex or gender or sexuality.
True yeah we're all floating ethereal beings of light and evolution isn't real

>>216164961
It's funny because even Apu was a flawed and realistic character. He was famously cheap and constantly shorting customers or doing things like selling expired food. People still looked past his flaws to his kinder side and his patriotic sympathies which were genuine.

He could've been a sort of role model for indian immigrants but instead they decide to shit in our bus stops and grope our sisters, wives, mothers, and daughters.
Now they've lost everyone's respect and the tolerance is razor thin. It's already socially acceptable to insult and badmouth them in public, pretty soon physical violence is gonna happen and people aren't going to care.

>>216164962
it is absolutely true. this has helped families, identify victims, and put away murderers. you can't tell me there's a feeling of plateau you'll reach and sit upon that condemns this. i don't believe it.

>>216165000
ummmmm

based?

>>216164998
Where do you wanna go?

>>216165001
It is ugly looking, and I would think the president should have higher priorities than spending hundreds of millions on a vanity project

>>216165004
>>216164961
indians love apu tho
this is a wypipo thing

>>216165019
Cali to Wyoming and back but I think it may be a bit too ambitious

3rd day in a row wearing the same shirt. It fucken stinks ahaha!

Some people really hate firefighters. I find that bizarre.

>>216165000
i love blonde and blue eyed white girls

>>216165050
Kek this reminds me of that one webm with the jeets with the barrel of gasoline on fire and they cant figure out how to put it out and just start hitting it with shovels

>>216165032
No it isn't, it was indians who bitched and moaned until they got rid of the character. White people loved Apu.

Leggy blonde

>>216165040
That's like right around the corner. I think we can do it if your ride is up to it. We have gas money

>>216165067
Me

>>216165056
Why do Americans say they're not blonde and blue eyed when literally all of you are blonde and blue eyed?

>>216165062
>>216165062
hehe yeah I think it's a propane tank or something, stupid jeets.

>>216165067
tsmt

>>216165056
Ok. Well, I'm 2 of 3

>>216165106
I hope Trump deports you

>>216165076
>I think we can do it if your ride is up to it. We have gas money
We? You coming with me? 50-50 chance either it'll be the greatest road trip or I have my kidneys sold
I don't think my shitbox is read for it, I want to get an old 4Runner before any sort of trip

>That's like right around the corner.
It's almost over 900 miles lmao

>>216165114
He gave me a one year extension

that reminds me, I should pointlessly like girls on tinder so I feel like Im desirable by women

>>216165106
>Likes sent
>0 Likes
It's over macacobros

>>216165067
there was one at this convenience store i used to go to. we flirted playfully, but it was getting more to that, "so when are we going to?" type talk. i tried to shoot her down and said, "i couldn't. i'd feel like i'm your dad." and she went "i want you to." felt like i was going to throw up. never went back.

>>216165114
Trump should just send him to Juarez to get turned out by a cartel

>>216165129
It's more of a cope to say I'm trying rather than not doing anything thank you

>>216165145
untrue and homosexual

Pizza in the air fryer. I don't care if it ruins it, I don't feel like using the oven.

>>216165172
>P.O.O.D.

>>216165056
I love red eyes and black girls

>>216165172
who makes these?

Not my problem

>>216165206
I did.

>>216165123
No one's gonna leave you in an ice bath, but yeah, I'd like to see the PNW at least

I believe there is such a thing as truth. Such a thing as justice. And the hand of God is death, and it is justice. From the prince to the snail, all will fall apart into little segments, dead, brothers, equals. That is what gives life its value. That is what is the point of living. To do, to exist not within some distant grand purpose of nations or accomplishments. But to eat your breakfast, take a shit, take a shower, see the little objects and play, equal to the monkey poking the ant nest with a stick, then fall asleep to never wake up again, breaking apart, back with mother death

>>216165220
is that your real voice?

>>216165106
Ice baths feel invigorating

>>216165222
what kind of an idiotthinks its Luthercorp and not LexCorp?

jesus christ, Gunn

>>216165222
Based Eric, a legend.

>>216165222
hes really trying to replicate his viral moment

>>216165263
idk capeshit is AIDS

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761343860346744.webm

>>216165274
who the fuck are you?

What's the name for a girl's bussy

remember when lex luthor body slammed yokozuna

>>216165252
hell no

>>216165294
this made me laugh out loud

soo thirsty but have to wait an hour because i just used mouth wash

>>216165182
it shouldn't. you can check on it, when you open the holder. just run the knob up some, of it's not done.

The battle of the bulge

tomorrow is Saturday which means I can sleep in

I'm 31 and all I ever think about is sex. It's pathetic

>>216165315
I brush my teeth and drink coffee immediately after

alright, just swiped right on like 20 girls, time to rake in the no likes

Lol https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-23/a-happy-meal-pokemon-promotion-exposes-japan-s-growing-unease-with-foreigners

bought my snowblower. but i have no snow to blow.

Only got 5 smokes left.

i hate women for making me use dating apps

>>216165406
Trevor, let's go, smokes.

>>216165319
It was actually nice this time because I dropped the temperature and it was a thinner crust than the last time I tried

This could be you someday.

>>216165415
this nigga melting

>>216165230
>but yeah, I'd like to see the PNW at least
Lmao I'll hit the thread once I find a ride

cut every single boomer welfare program

>>216165294
girl bussy is gussy

>>216165446
and put it into ivf treatment

>>216165214
Not even the slightest sense of shame or remorse. He's probably a good guy, thinks he's being responsible keeping the train clean and doing everyone a favor.

>>216165413
perfect.

>>216165461
just have sex it's that simple

>>216165406
I took to nicotine pouches. They say it isn't an actual alternative but they're working for me... and if you can be out disciplined by a 145 lb dude are you really a man?

>>216165415
That's me right now

>>216165455
look at this dude being all logical n' shit

>>216165446
30 years later: No we CAN'T cut a single millennial welfare program because mom and dad stole from me o algo and I had to retire later because no one raised children!

Why did he want to kill his uncle? Because he was abandoned on the side of the road for peeing on Daphne?

Go blue jays

This could be you someday.

I'm glad we're not talking about trannies or Jason

>>216165503
Looksmatch

>>216165486
That is correct, and ethically and morally justified.

>>216165475
I like having a smoke, it's relaxing.

why are there so many ladyboys in Thailand

>>216165526
it's part of their culture going back centuries + they pass a lot more easily

>>216165486
Old people should be living with their kids helping them raise their grandkids not mooching off the young going to Florida every six months.

>>216165525
one day it's cigarettes and the next it's heroin

Mr. Madani here says he's a socialist, but he hasn't said that he wants to socialize the community of women... Maybe I'm the REAL socialist in this race, because I want women to belong to men collectively. Have you thought of that, Mr. Mandami?

I'm sorry McGruff-san I broke my promise to be drug and alcohol free

>>216163993
Shopped btw

Alright lets just get this masturbation endeavor over with already

>>216165506
jeets, trannies and jeet trannies

I still have all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind

>>216165571
Cuomo has literal mob ties he's cool in a sleazy dago kind of way I got to admit
Mandami is just some pozzed shitskin

Life is fun. I like it

All those funny images of world leaders crammed in a small room like sardines are gonna stop once the whitehouse has an actual ballroom

>>216165586
you didn't break your promise. you promised to "try." try not to use drugs or alcohol. i support you in this time, and the other dogs do too. keep trying, always.

>>216165621
They're not demolishing the Oval Office. The ballroom will just be used for parties not important meetings.

I want pussy so bad.

I genuinely, unironically believe that society should frown upon actual boomers staying in the workforce longer than they really have a need to, just so they can have more "fun" in retirement with vacations and toys.

If someone is 68 and still working full time while being quite comfortable financially people should be giving them the stink eye and implying it's time to hang it up and let somebody else have a turn.

Can a brotha go to Canada and get some MAID?

>>216165646
I didn't mean to imply that they were destroying the oval office

What was this about? Why did Putin visit Mexico?

Just played Binding of Isaac for 3 hours straight

i want to have sex

>>216165678
Yeah I wasted like years of my life on that game.

I wish my taste in music didn't freak people out

>>216165654
>>216165681
Jerk off

>>216165685
It really is incredible
I don't feel like I'm wasting my time

>>216165670
Did you bang the culombiana yet

>>216165704
No

>>216165678
I remember unlocking only the Jera rune so I could do this every other run.

>>216165689
Can't imagine how it would freak people out unless it's Anal Cunt or something like that

recycle

>>216163803
>>216163803
>>216163803

>>216165670
What I mean is all those cramped meetings take place in the oval office. Even when they finish the ballroom it's never gonna be used for meetings.
>>216165709
If you can you should.

>>216165714
I see Mongo Baby! Haha Mongo Baby!!!!

>>216165609
Mamdani has Aryan Brotherhood ties

>>216165698
Not the same. I want to feel a woman's pussy and kiss her while she rides me.

I like my women how I like my wine