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>>216170280 (OP)
The lads

bradley walsh sex arse

Awful, awful OP i love it

The mental break continues, fascinating

colleagues unironically took a "mental health" day off work might start doing it myself

the meltdown is building...

Anyway just get them housed Rorke

>>216170324
cuck-coded post

Alright just forget it then

r people
r culture

lad who had gf on holiday in jamaica with the girls earlier this year here (and it went successfully)
she and her two mates enjoyed it that much they want to do another girls trip next summer to barbados, but she's also given me carte blanche to organise a lads trip with the two other lads her friends are going out with (know them well, both solid as fuck)
we're thinking of doing it old school and having a boys week in mallorca with a few nights in magaluf, not been there since I was like 17 though and heard it's not as fun anymore, anyone been recently??

*sets up my observation post*
RIGHT then!
let’s spot some birds

posted it again award

me walking away as i shake my head and suck on a vape

yeah, wasn't funny the first time m8

any cheeky racist protests today after the rape? looking forward to riot footage kino you see

can't get women because im a bloody plane nerd
reminder even if you make a lot of money you won't always get birds

found out last night at post-toil drinks the 50 year old batchelor I work with who I assumed was a virgin because he is bottom of the barrel in every single metric has actually cucked another man after he found a woman on fabswingers who wanted to be shagged by a complete fat loser in front of her cuck husband
quite the revelation very pleased for him

:|

there’s birds everywhere outside can’t get enough of them

>>216170436
Yeah? Hows your wife doing?

>>216170408
havent seen any riot kino since last year

>>216170354
oh my days

love how pale and sickly I look, my suncream makes it even more pronounced. Legit look like a body in an open casket

>>216170393
>>216170460
what's your favourite birds

Slipped down the stairs and landed on my bum and it really hurts :(

mmm crisps r lush

High winds with showers today. Yet, I must venture out into the maelstrom and seek goods that might improve my situation.
An outdoor light housing so that I may see out the backdoor at night when I step out.
A G4 LED lightbulb to replace the burnt out halogen in my lamp so that I might see in the hallway at night without turning on the large double lights.
Some rum so that I might get pushed whilst installing the aforementioned

Genuinely considering just getting a cleaner once a week

love boomers signing their youtube comments and google reviews - John Perth from Warwick

>>216170540
i got one from this app where you could see what they looked like
ordered a fit one so i could chat to her while she cleaned

>>216170436
met up with an older couple on fabswingers who wanted me to wank and watch while they shagged
was a bit awkward when i spaffed too early and they were still tearing away
the fella offered to suck my lad back to life for another go but i wasn't into that desu

>>216170497
Like a fucking kipper

might treat myself to some livingfroom gaming this afternoon (dying light)

>>216170519
ah great question, well, around this time of year we get all sorts of nice birds migrating here. Particularly finches and waders which head over from belgium in the autumn. There’s a lake round the back of the local Aldi funnily enough where you can manner of interesting arrivals. It’s one of my favourite things to do.

>>216170540
same but i would need to make my flat much less incellious just to be normal person unclean rather than the state it is in before i'd let someone in

livingfroom lol

>>216170576
Good games, just finished the newest one myself.

>>216170516
Bleh!

>>216170559
Ethnic nationality?

>>216170599
it's one of the scariest games i can bring myself to play
worried using the dlc and bonus weapons are making it too easy though, feels too early to have swords and stuff but why make life harder on purpose

>>216170576
Same here lad, silksong though. Only went and lost 2k rosaries last night while steaming

>>216170400
wholesome ending

Funny when you search something obscure in the desuarchive and discover someone who has posted about a very specific thing many times
Crying at this spastic who has posted about Lily Allen claiming thousands died in Grenfell on Channel 4 news without any pushback

>>216170628
it's a treat, change of environment (different room from the one with the computer)
you have to mix it up

god i miss exberg

>>216170643
scre

Anyone else sitting on 3 doxes

>>216170657
conceptually imbecilic dish

>>216170643
sometimes I look up a filename of mine and im horrified by how many times I posted the same image

>>216170643
found any other good stuff?

>>216170661
ever shag her up her kangaroo hole?

>>216170354
He should right swipe below his looksmatch and gym TODAY. He's got great neck genes and big jaw. If he started working out at 17 he'd be pulling easy

>>216170657
Actually looks pengaleng that

>>216170657
peng

>>216170626
You should try subnautica, especially if you have a fear of deep sea.
Nothing like trying to evade sea monsters in your submarine at 5000feet down in volcanic tunnels without getting crushed and eaten.
Or trying to make a quick swim or dive for resources on the surface

>>216170657
corr, bet that's amazing

>>216170284
Ktim I've not taken the finnpil yet

the first ever /brit/ was an interesting and sad read. before spammers and personalities ruined everything.

bad day to be a sperm cell in my bollocks

wish i'd started finasteride at 20 instead of 28 when my hairline was already fucked
now i gotta spend ages styling my hair to cover it up

>>216170667
Yh...
Who are they again lad?

>>216170657
This is the sort of dish I'd scoff at, but if so done offered me some of take a big forkful "just to see what it's like"

>>216170657
Might unironically try this later when I'm pissed

>>216170696
it looks pretty fun, sons of the forest was great for that as well because you got to become a spooky bogeyman to all the natives like robert neville and do tribal warfare.
i'm worried the setting will get too boring after a while though, being a game that's an entire underwater level.
is it good for playing on and off or do you need like a whole week of nothing going on to enjoy it?

>>216170667
no got a settee me

>>216170643
i often reverse image search filenames and have a look at where theyve posted the image before

nth for the holodem

>>216170719
gf's been away and I've been emptying my yoghurt pots multiple times all week. She's back tomorrow and my cock and balls is completely spent so if she's got the horn it's gonna be a problem.

hangoverberg got me on the ropes

attempting to combine spaghetti with large pieces like meatballs is a fundamental misunderstanding of basic cooking like trying to make a sandwich with a whole unsliced tomato

>another nijisanji EN exposure
Based Bari

>>216170764
I would like to have sex with raora

glad i work from home
worst thing about offices is the smell
got to know every bint's smelly morning breath i could recognise a woman from her breath alone

>sandwich with a whole unsliced tomato
sounds pretty fucking peng ngl

mmhmm get yo locks done yung nyukka

im like 4% italian

>>216170758
You can play on and off. Can't mind how long it took me to complete but you work on the surface and build a base for the most part. Think there's a couple bits of land iirc. It's late game where you basically have a submarine base.

>>216170786
qrd?

and it lush

>>216170824
it not just lush. it 4x lush

the james scrandolfini

black man nigga sneed

small boat cronem that just play basketball have physiques that would take timmies three years of gym to achieve

>>216170809
will put it on a list to maybe play around christmas then
didn't watch limmy play it so don't know all the spoilers, only that something big gets revealed and it's meant to be surprising

>>216170768
just get the bull round

>>216170758
not him but subnautica is kino
the surface ocean environments are very varied but you spend a fair amount of time in giant underwater caves
i might be biased because it was how i discovered that i have thalassophobia (which is extra odd because i did a lot of swimming when i was younger)

just seen a tutorial i made a few months ago reposted on a random board

>>216170768
i don't relate

The trans-identified male who was profiled as a struggling “mother” in a recent ITV News video, who has boasted about “breastfeeding” his baby, has previously posted to his IG account about his fetish for nipple clamps

what do people do with their time other than mindless brainrotting shit like internet and video games
don't understand how i can fill a day with productive things

>>216170848
it's the high test fast twitch muscle fibre from artificial selection during the slavery period

>>216170768
I DO relate! sometimes I have a very horn induced wank first thing in the morning and then realise I’m seeing my gf that night

cant play subnautica its too scary you can get jumpscared by the reaper leviathan thing at any second not for me

>>216170786
doxing vtubers is based albeit

accidentally left on a 10 hour firework compilation at full volume while I left my dog home alone again

why does this keep happening

>>216170835
where's da gabagool

>>216170877
dey was breedin hymen snappers x

>>216170696
played the first and loved imagining i was deep in my base cosy and wanking underwater
is the second any good?

>>216170280 (OP)
why do england, wales and n ireland look posh while scotland look barbaric?

>>216170862
why should i care

"The EN AYCH ESS is underfunded! Quick, we need to give them another 100 billion quid so they can provide vital services such as...VR headsets for pregnant asylum seekers"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ydg05m2g5o

>>216170915
because it's the truth

My therapist last night told me she was trying to get me to talk more about sex on purpose because she knows it makes me uncomfortable, and I started to get hard from that mid-session.

Is Irish migration to England the most catastrophic thing ever to happen to the country?

ᶜʰᵉˡˢᵉᵃ, chelsea, CHELSEA,
CHELSEA, chelsea, chelsea, ᶜʰᵉˡˢᵉᵃ

>>216170930
>Policy development manager (migration), public health Inderjit Kaur said there was a VR suite "at the library and it was a case of how we could use that [to] help some of the newly arrived communities understand how they can understand services".
state of that English

might have a sup of the liquid jew now to see if it takes the edge off my hangover

>>216170895
lmao

i want to watch the cronem kick pon ball
but i gots sum bidness to handle

Sir Hearts of Iron

>>216170863
socialise

>>216170976
have a coffee and a mega wank in a hot shower

stakeholder capitalism is literally the most diabolical ideology ever imagined, the worst features of everything

>>216170966
The irish could have done anything with their country after they got independence and what they decided to do was hand all power to the catholic church who raped them for 70 years

>>216170964
fit
could do with a therapist like that

>>216170966
so many irish in london and aus and theyre all so patriotic for a boring shithole island you couldnt pay them to live in

>>216171009
why don't you deport them or pressure them to be lowest class?

>>216170657
phwoar. would

>>216171041
not allowed because of the woke

So very hungover, no food in.

>>216171004
flatmate is in the shower and she takes ages

sometimes think she just turns it on to mask poo noises if shes doing a sloppy one

>>216171000
have no friends, i'm an ugly foreveralone incel you see

>>216170995
played germany again award

>>216171055
she fit?

>>216171053
tempted to get on the apps and get abdul to bring me something on his little bike

>>216171064
First time I'm playing HoI3 actually
but let's be honest, Germany is always the most fun in these games

just read every single post in this thread and not a single one took my interest....... what had happened to this country/general?

>>216170906
if you mean subnautica below zero i dunno never played it but i heard it wasnt as good
if you mean the upcoming sequel it's not out yet but i think the whole dev team got replaced

>>216171078
Good lad, get the migrants funded

>>216171052
all WASP from NZ to USA have to be united and create new system

>>216171053
had a bottle of kefir, some asparagus, a microwave chinese with an egg on it and some lucozade so far and my hangover is still rotten. the only cure is more booze but i cant be doing that at 11am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftZuAzua5Ak
love this nigga

~_~

>>216171078
resist the urge lad
just lie back and think of england

might play the gta iv

>>216171124
corr good choice

they think boycotting home delivery will solve the immigration problem

>>216171124
ey nico lets go bowling!

theres a natural mystic flowing thru de air

>>216171132
we're not giving your cousin money for delviering mcdonalds, abdul

>>216171124
basiert

>>216171145
Speak for yourself

I try to avoid ordering uber eats or whatever as much as possible, because I feel like the absolute utter epitome of a goy cattle when i do so

>>216170759
and you wank on it from what you said earlier
>>216171112
have you ever heard of shloer? we used to drink it at christmas when I still lived in the UK, I really miss it, your drinks remind me of it

>>216171039
What's worse is all petty thieves, criminals, miscreants, murderers, fifth columns, almost invariably are of Irish extraction.

It's kind of like the Finns in Sweden.

>>216171124
Reddit loves this game

>>216171160
felt naughty having a shloer as a kid, pretending it was wine

shloernonce loves his shloer

a gem belt ad
or
be aged malt

>>216171189
my mental image of swedes is tall blonde twinks
my mental image of finns is friendly but retarded half asian looking people

>>216171203
likewise, even drank it out a wineglass, i was so classy
>>216171207
ktim

>>216171246
once these came out, the real party started

Shloer mentioned. It's currently £1 a bottle in supervalu.

>>216171145
do you really think i'm brown right after i said there's more effective ways to stop immigration

eating books

>>216171279
are you irish diaspora

your boomers are still in that "we are pro-lgbtq and anti-racist, anyway set the middle east on fire" 2000s era mindset, so innocent too they'll believe any headline they read

everything's different from when i were a lad
don't recognize the world anymore
don't recognize me own face

iraqi femboys

She's so fucking FIT

>>216171297
Yes unfortunately. Also British diaspora so hated by everyone.

>>216171277
never seen that in my life

>>216170788
She cute

>>216170811
I've slept 3 hours in 2 nights and my QRD was over the post limit lemme try it again. I'm just happy Rosemi has no dirt on her

a big thing about fucking horses is the bundle of nerves just above the prostate which are good for navigation but also ARE a bundle of nerves

>Ban payday loans
>Ban bookies
>Ban Greggs
>Demolish all football stadiums
>Watching football requires a special voucher from the government where you can watch it alone in a locked booth for an hour every month.
>Turn all Betting Shops into rubble.
>Increase tax on all sugary drinks
>Increase the price of cheap alcohol to maximum levels.
>Revoke licensing extensions. no selling ofalcohol after 23:00
>British soaps placed behind paywall
>No access to home entertainment other than books and chess till you are earning over 30k.
>Anyone under the IQ of 95 is sterilised
>Anyone under the IQ of 80 is made into tropical fish flake
>Staffordshire Bull Terriers banned.
>Debtors prisons reinstated
>Workhouses installed in the poorest parts of Britain.
>No more NHS is you don't pay into it.
>Kebab shops shut down.
>Weed dealers and other assorted ne'er do wells put into chain gangs and forced into manual labour.
>Anyone caught rapping or aspiring to be a grime artist is shot on the spot.
>If the poor have not improved their station within two years of being identified as the blood sucking parasites they are - they are to be made into fish flakes or reduced into paint based emulsions.


>How do we implement this?

Advertise a free, HUGE two days football/clubbing extravaganza in some field.
Offer free transportation there.
Offer free Lambrini, rose wine and Carling, as much as you can drink!
Offer unlimited cannabis to smoke and all the ecstasy and ketamine they can get their hands on.
Once all the poor are located there, get the police force and military to cordon off the area.
Start demolishing Greggs, Bookies and Kebab shops.
At the end of the two days when every p**r person is absolutely wankered and off their faces, drive the ones who owe more than 1000 pounds into Debtors prisons and any of them that are on benefits into the workhouse.
All other poor people put into special reservations underground and out of sight of the rest of the populace.

Done and done

>>216171372
I also fancy middle aged mediterranean women

going to go ride me new bike around today

>>216171426
i think you could only get it at m&s around christmas time
very delicious

>>216171489
what type?

a brown immigrant in London that should be easy enough to narrow down!

had two cans of monster already and still tired

>>216171489
doing the tour de flat, are we?

morning de lads, I like the energy of the thread

mental how the only thing that gets rid of a hangover is more drinking

>>216171524
he looks like a white guy with brown skin tf

Makes sense putting the clocks back desu
I'd rather go to work in the light than have a slightly longer but still short and dark evening
Can't stand these mornings before toil fumbling around in pitch black at my alarm going off

if I were underage b& I would go get things that you cant get easily as an adult, like science and maths
obviously I wouldnt get maths but I would get an education because thats much harder to to afforded in adulthood

>>216170811
Bari(independent) accused MarieFD(independent) and former Reimu(NijiEN) of trying to break up her relationship with Ike(NijiEN) after having a bad relationship with Vox(NijiEN) and claims Reimu who graduated earlier this year didn't graduate on her own but her contract was cut due to being a bitch(she leaked another NijiEN(Twisty) members outfit on 4chan and in the comment mocked Twisty for sharing her outfit before its debut. Twisty is quit Nijisanji sometime later, she's Delulu now. Tho the main reason Twisty quit was over another Niji EN member's(Aster's) sex pesting and the companies poor response. Bari claims Reimu doxed her and has been slagging her off on 4chan for years. Convos she only had with Reimu would be posted on Nijisanji EN general on /vt/. She would see herself being insulted on the general. There's one instance on Bari's birthday where someone she claims is Reimu posting "Kill yourself, Bari" repeatedly off cooldown

Bari released a Google doc with receipts

Marie/Reimu responded to that YAB just denying it and hoping to reach out to talk things over, 4chan is anonymous after all

But like 3 hours ago or something Bari released her "final doc" with more receipts that has shown Ike asking why he's being excluded from collabs to Millie, Ike complaining to Nijisanji management about bullying and not wanting to do collabs with his genmates
(1/2)

I digress but Nimi's collab partner Pheobe got Nimi to raid MarieFD a day before this revel. And Nimi is collabing with Mint and Doki(both ex-nijien) later today. Marie followed them after leaving Nijisanji but they never followed back and are keeping clear. It's looking like a good idea right now

>>216170890
Reimu's a bitch tho

is this ai?

>>216171547
a lot of Ethiopians look like that

something evil is brewing in my bowels

>>216171568
Jews playing all sorts of games

>>216171558
Ike quit Nijisanji earlier this year and wiped his channel. He was on a hiatus for a while up till then

Vox has been revealed messaging a fan for "8 hours of the day, and been sent bikini by the fan" "Reimu sad she's jealous". These messages were sent to Ike when she was trying to steal him from Bari

It's another example of cliques in NijiEN. Nina(Matara Kan), Selen(Dokibird) and now Ike have been at the receiving end and left the company

Reimu has another YAB on her neck, her biggest one prior to this was defending a child groomer before she joined Nijisanji. Reimu slagged off Nijisanji on her exit, it's the cool thing to do since it's a "Japanese black company" only to get an egg thrown at her face

(2/2)

Honestly can't believe I used to be able to sup six pints on a friday night and not feel like complete death the day after

Remember being about 11 and was offered Shloer at a friend's house by his creepy grandparents and I thought they were trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me so I cried and my mum had to come and get me
I think it was because the grandmother kept saying
>it's not like real wine
Instead of just saying
>there's no alcohol in it stop being a faggoise

>>216171568
Jews playing revenge on the people (Jews) that hated scholar (Jews) Torah studiers

>>216171568
no a lot of ultra orthodox Jews oppose Israel because they think the home for the Jews shouldn't be established until the messiah comes back or something

>>216171558
>>216171585
Honestly can't imagine thinking any of this is worth keeping up with, or devoting energy into.

>>216171510
penny farthing

Don't know any english vtubers all I know is masturbating to pekora and marine doujins
in fact i've never even watched a vtuber outside of clips of them accidentally saying racist stuff
they are sexy though

I ate orange peels yesterday and it worked out very nicely
needed a poo BAD that night but it wasnt (too) painful. and then today I had a really nice shit. eating orange peels is turbo based

saucy celebs scoff takeaway food and guzzle booze before bonking in x rated love affair

>>216171568
NK been around for years lad
Always causing problems turning up at "anti-Semitic" rallies, ruining the media narrative

>>216171611
a whole bike type ruined because there was a gay bar in a nearby town with this name

>>216171591
what age

any good youtube videos to watch while i scran?

>>216171533
there's some nice parks near me so i thought i'd go ride around one. might take a sarnie and a couple of cans with me.

>>216171558
>>216171585
What an incredible waste of your time, jesus wept get a fucking life.

>>216171593
nice young man with a supple arse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broddenbjerg_idol
wooden idol with a massive 30cm dih

>>216171650
get EWU on or any other police bodycam videos

>>216171649
I'm now 32

>>216171652
>might take a sarnie and a couple of cans with me.
Grimmaxxing your life?

>>216171672
remember livepd
loved it before the woke cancelled it

>>216171650
https://youtu.be/HllO-PVRrSE

>>216171698
no idea what you mean desu lad why not speak like a normal person

>>216171700
kino
the durham constabulary channel is great as well

>>216171672
EWU is great
Midwest Bodyworn I think is a good one

>>216171715
just stay home no one wants to see your hideous mug

>>216171684
tell me about 1993-1998 i missed those years

>>216171720
minefield trying to avoid the ones that are all ai and just scrape footage from other channels, blur the original watermarks and subtitles, then put their own on the top
or the ones like law and crime i think that have experts on and there's too much discussion

>>216171736
you are fat and rude and fat

donutoperator has a special fansite where you can subscribe to his channel (costs a monthly fee) to get uncensored police videos where people get shot and die

car wouldn't start earlier, think the cold weather has sapped the battery.

If I get it started later after warming in the sun will doing a long drive on the motorway heal the battery by charging it up or whatever?

>>216171744
were you trying to text your mum?

>>216171715
Because I'm a spasticated runt of a poster
I was trying to ask if you're trying to make your life more grim by using the common Gen Z neologism maxxing by adding the suffix grim to the verb ending -maxxing

>>216171757
when you drive it charges the battery yeah doesn’t need to be too long

>>216171747
did he stop being friends with garand thumb after the whole cheating/impregnation fetish shit?
don't much like him but the videos are good

impregnation is hot (not the cheating part)

>>216171558
>>216171585
honestly mate sort yourself out jesus christ

>>216171777
:o

>>216171664
guarantee at least one bloke has had that up his arse

>>216171757
Yes but if the battery is dying you should probably replace it soon

>>216171777
women can get pregnant when they don't cheat also

impregnation is hot but all of the examples are on cheating, but impregnation is hot and I wont let it be sullied with your cuck shit (also KYS)

>>216171777
until she gets diabetes and is being sick constantly

>>216171757
ive had this issue before its not worth the hassle matey some day youll be late for something and get in and the fucking thing wont start get a new battery

>>216171736
That is NOT what I was saying
He should go out and exercise but not with a sarnie and cans (at least call it a sandwich dammit)

>>216171800
thats hot
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant plap plap plap plap
I want to make her a single mother
>>216171812
diabetes is a complication of pregnancy in some yes

>>216171766
the thing is that I only ever do really short trips. It's 5 mins to work and if I'm going to the shops it's like 8 minutes

I'm hoping that if I deliberately do a long drive today (if I can get it started) this will cover me for a bit.

When did this become acceptable attire for public speaking at one of the country's most prestigious universities?

>>216171824
you don’t need to do a long drive to charge the battery, 20 mins will do. But yeah you’ll need a new battery if it’s dying randomly

nothing wrong with cans or sandwiches

>>216171768
the bloody what now? i know garand thumb cheated on his wife but what's the impregnation fetish shit you're talking about

>>216171812
and also go to the hospital...
and I want to see them all >.<

>>216171742
Fucking yeah
Or the ones with literal actors doing bullshit acting, not even got quality acting

>>216171844
oxford debater tits sex arse

>>216171766
>>216171798
>>216171813
>>216171846

cheers lads I will see if I can get it started in the afternoon but with a view to getting it replaced asap

>>216171855
he has a breeding fetish and was messaging girls on ig, sending voice notes and stuff
don't know if the voice notes are still going around

>>216171844
Yh if she's debating feminism

>>216171844
lad in the back could have done better than denim and a polo

really evil things trying to make me break the oath
I want to speedrun breaking the oath with Canadafemboy

>>216170280 (OP)
gay frogs

my cs inventory is worth £800 and its literally just cases that i unlocked by playing the game ~10 years ago

why are cases so expensive now? some of them are like £8+ per case

>>216171869
only seen those ones on facebook really, usually british
like the "THIS KAREN YELLED AT ME FOR PARKING OUTSIDE MY OWN HOUSE" or any tv license shit

>>216171898
likklemans getting freaking in gyals DMs :skull:

>>216171920
>my cs inventory is worth £800
nobody tell him

>>216171739
I remember we were on Holiday in France the spring before the 1998 world cup and seeing the chicken mascot everywhere

It's amazing how many porn vids specifically from the 2000s have been deleted on porn tube websites. There's plenty of vintage 80s and 90s vids, but 2000-2009, nope.

I would beat fire in a fight. I want to go run into a burning forest (dont want to parachute into it thats gay). I could 100% go into a burning house and find people without dying

>>216170280 (OP)
It's really sad how Wales' flag is not represented in the union jack

>>216171958
good thing i have 2TB of classic porn saved on a portable drive

>>216171968
i think it's funny
hah ha ha!

>>216171958
It's the best stuff and the people who own the rights to it know it mate, that's why

>>216171968
Wales is part of England so it's represented by the St George Cross.

>>216171935
Tv licence is probably real to be fair, people abuse them openly lol I've done it myself in my younger days
The ones I see a lot of are like "police officer regrets violating rights of CIA agent" etc

>>216171968
And your flag represents being a gay clone of france, much better

>>216171984
There's some vids that I would happily pay to see but I can't find them anywhere, highly frustrating.

im actually invincible
also, I mastered fire (and then prestiged), so I would die if I wasnt being serious but because I am serious about fire then naturally I am more protected

I learned about planning and redundancy yesterday because fire-prevention methods, I was still planning for a fire to happen, I think. that was because (to say it) I was of course not planning for there to be a fire so bein silly was pointless and helped make a plan. not a plan B (because that is planning for failure) but a plan for how it would be in the case of failure
the British government maybe has plans (with lots of redundancy, and Britan is "famous" in a nationally secure way) for it, but maybe it just doesnt care at all if power goes out for most of us

>>216171968
i don't understand why northern ireland didnt use st pats saltire as a flag the ulster banner is gay its just st georges cross with a fucking star of david on it

>>216171992
Why do you have different national football teams then?
>>216172005
I think our flag sucks ass we shoyld have sticked with Piedmont's flag and added some white to represent the south

I should be allowed to go into a burning building to watch firefighters until I can help, but watching them by doing what I want and wandering around in a burning building. I would croutch down and wear high vis

gymtoil done now to waste the remainder of the weekend

im not a dad so I didnt know, but firefighters are probably trained to see cribs. if I were in a burning building I wouldnt see a crib and think to look in it until I found out about that
really makes u think about all of the training things

>>216172056
Nope you should not be allowed

>>216172051
>but football
lmao fuck off wop

>>216171603
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>>216171779
It's a seemingly never ending comedy of errors, the /mug/ of vtubing

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
get all me news here i do

>>216172094
I should be given flame-retardant trousers to sleep in and if there is a fire (people always burning down their house in Scotland) they wake me up so I can go crawl around in the house while they put it out

I am going to be logging off /brit/ today and not coming back. it really is a waste of life and that’s nothing against you normal lads who post

>>216172020
What kind of stuff?

>>216172117
Nope.

>>216172121
:/

Just set the washing machine off and forgot to put the clothes in
Can't stop it

>>216172100
Wales is not part of England, stop being rude

>>216172127
lmao at the PR ads where the guy succumbs to a small pillow on fire and putting it out like a retard. but at the same time the situation was different - at the same time (in my situation) I could literally stand there and watch the pillow be on fire for ages. thats why I should be allowed to go into burning houses - if it was a small fire I could go in and sit down watching it and then watching the firefighters put out the fire

>>216172121
That would be so fun, little fire proof GoPro on your head while you crawl around like a dog

>>216172162
Didn't ask.

>>216172185
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>>216172185

I could go live in Antarctica too. I would be fine with the cold - my metabolism goes hard

Toby should NOT be allowed to go into burning houses.

>>216172197
>>216172094
howling at this

It’s all so tiresome

10/10 Indian girl asks if you'd like to spend Diwali with her, wyd?

>>216172125
Loads of British vids from that period where most of it was filmed gonzo style instead of in a studio or an elaborate setup in someone's house/office/car, and tons of home made amateur stuff has been completely wiped. Also, clips from sex resorts and events, probably deleted because the people in them are older and now regret ever being there.

>>216172033
Should be this