Thread 216172667

>every 4.5 min, a phone is stolen in london
yep, i'm staying the fuck away from london

>>216172667 (OP)
wtf?

Is it internationally caturday in your country?

>>216173271
>Is it internationally caturday in your country?
it is

>>216172667 (OP)
Statistics are the ultimate IQ filter.

Greater London has a population of 9 million. We can safely assume that's 9 million phones. The stealing rate is 1 phone / 4.5 mins or 0.0(037) phones/second. For even 1% of phones in London to get stolen (assuming none of them are found/replaced/etc) requires 2.43*10^7s or about 9 months. For 100% of the phones, it becomes 77 years.

tl;dr your phone won't get stolen in London unless you're a retarded Chinaman getting scammed by gypsies on the street

>>216173271
indeed

>>216173340
I can't believe it

>>216172667 (OP)
Better to get your phone stolen by a feral paki than get killed by a feran nigger imo

>>216172667 (OP)
Unironically it's because of chinks

whoa cats are such hekcing wholesome chunguses

>>216172667 (OP)
I have so many webms saved to my phone. If it got stolen I would kms

Posting from my phone rn in Lo-

>>216172667 (OP)
Rookie numbers:
>The city of São Paulo recorded more than 124 thousand cell phones stolen between January and August of this year. That is an average of 514 per day. The same as one cell phone taken by criminals every two minutes and 48 seconds.

>>216174810
I mean, for a "first world" country, one being phone stolen every 4.5 minutes is really really bad.

>>216172940
That is so sweet

>>216172667 (OP)
2m48s in São Paulo
https://globoplay.globo.com/v/14026975/#:~:text=A%20cidade%20de%20S%C3%A3o%20Paulo,dois%20minutos%20e%2048%20segundos.