Thread 216174337

jewish edition

can't play my xbox because i gave my controller to my downstairs neighberg who isn't in award

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzz_Vu8DWtI

..

just found out I'm having a nephew, after having two nieces already. I would have preferred another niece to be honest

Don't really know what that fella did that, we never will

/brit/ was always a bit shit but at least clicking update wasn't like a game of 50/50 where you could get flashbanged with some actual vile shit
I complained about it at the time but now I think Hiroshimoot really needs to bring back the 500 countdown and email verification

>>216174378
>would have preferred another niece to be honest
'

>>216174390
maybe having moderators and jannies who were more interested in quality over compliance would be good

>>216174390
you really think 500 seconds would stop an autistic spammer

what was everyone freaking out over i missed it

>>216174402
makes no sense

>>216174390
again, just filter the foreign flags. all this nonce shit you're crying about is shit I havent seen in years.

>>216174390
This is why we need the Online Safety Act
If 4chan had presented Ofcom with a copy of its Illegal Harms Risk Assessment this would have never have happened

Want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.

>>216174390
>>216174423
not a whole lot can be done with the botnet going around though where you can just move on to a fresh new ip with ease and it's set up for spamming

they should just make a 4chan 2 and start again

>>216174443
who said it was nonce shit lol

>>216174431
looked like some very, very wrong'un content, content of the worst kind

>>216174456
what incentive is there for the people who made the botnet thing im wondering
they have to have some motive and theyre likely nonce freaks so ill never be using it personally just way too sus

>>216174450
mad how this post doesn't get deleted by a post about Ukraine and Russia will. Posting about eating human shit is tolerated but talking about international affairs is not

That's why things are bad here, the jannies

>>216174431
some jew posted their conversion content

>>216174477
sequels never deliver

>>216174504
probably spreading and sharing embedded illegal content and getting crypto donations

>>216174526
/brit/ is a poo general. Always has been.

>>216174558
thats true actually

>>216174558
not eating it you fucking freak

>>216174443
You do realise the spammer has used UK flags multiple times too

>>216174431
training

also eating poo

>>216174596
mate...

>>216174577
its peng though

>>216174583
I have never seen a UK flag post nonce images in /brit/. Not once.

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>216174606
kek love this black niggar bastard

>>216174596
im gonna need you to kill yourself chief

>>216174526
Someone itt with some sense.

arse hurts from sitting down too long shall go for my incelwalk

>>216174558
youre a sad bastard

reminder to report the BE flags posts

What's the deal with gingernonce
Why is he so obsessed with that kid

https://x.com/thecanaryuk/status/1981483790657569272

Rorke mate you’ve been done AGAIN

>>216174690
She was murdered.

>>216174558
did you ever post on /r9k/?

Sir Hadush Kebatu

>>216174716
he looks like baz painted brown

>>216174697
>posh middle aged wealthy woman who lives in nice quiet 99% white and wealthy area
I won't take any lectures at all from this demographic thank you

mad that emmayank has been pushing the same poo eating gimmick daily for the best part of a decade

>>216174706
Right yeah I get that much
But what's the obsession? All those kids were murdered, is it legitimately just a nonce thing or what

>>216174337 (OP)
What the FUCK are they up to this time?

>>216174697
what is even her point? that we should allow them to come here legally?

>>216174732
As always you can’t actually say how she’s wrong instead just make an excuse to not to refute what’s been said lol

there used to be an emma scat guy on /r9k/ about 10 years ago wonder if it's the same guy

>>216174748
yes for any of our weird spammers the answer is noncery

>>216174716
Where is he?
Where the fuck is he?
I'm heading into central london this afternoon, imagine if I found him.

these days if you say you're English you get thrown in prison

>>216174690
An elaborate scheme to get emmayank to stop posting that got out of hand. Btw Thanks for the reminder to stop

might buy a rustlers burger but add extra cheese to it

>>216174801
ive reported you both to the fbi

>>216174765
Her lived experience discounts her from having an opinion
It's like an able bodied person saying they don't see any reason why wheelchair ramps should exist and people campaigning for them are falling for a plot

>>216174791
kek post a selfie with him here

>>216174770
it is, he was also posting on /brit/ as far back as 2016
he also used to be on /tv/ I think

4chan needs a registration system. You should have to make an account to post. Keep the layout the same with all the anonymous stuff but users have to register first. We won’t complain jannys, tell your superiors we’re fine with it.

we're all fae somewhere eh lads x

>>216174882
4chan will be banned this year so I wouldn't worry about it

>>216174885
HMP Chelmsford

>>216174885
wish that paranormal shit was true

would make life more interesting

>>216174885
how do you ken that

what bbcs see before evicerating another white girl's hymen

/incelwalking/ over the Welsh countryside and there ain’t a damn thing Ellis Jones can do to stop me

10 set of hymen busters

Weirdest thing girlfriendberg does is go to shops/market stalls to chat with the person working there. Not buying anything. She'll go to the same place like once a week just to bother them while they're trying to work and serve actual customers.
Really cringes me out.

>>216174979
what compels someone to save this gif

>>216174912
do u fancy black girls?

>>216174985
Mine runs up the stairs on all fours sometimes. Think that might be her weirdest habit.

what the fuck is that

sad to find out the new kfc hot dog isn't a hot dog wrapped in fried chicken, or kfc batter
but just two mini fillets in a hot dog bun wtf is even the point

Sir Serial Rapist

>>216174817
Thoughts on transsexuals? I only ask because you post them so often. Youve also made comments that could be construed as pedophiliac. Hopefully you've mentioned this to the "fbi" in your report also you lying cuck.

>>216175028
new and exciting please buy the slop

>>216175028
sounds woke

sir bargain bucket

>gfberg wakes up early to make me breakfast in bed
>english pancakes, with back bacon and golden syrup
>I prefer buttermilk pancakes with streaky bacon and maple syrup
>also would never choose to eat a meal in bed
yet I have to play along like it's all happy families. I won't let it ruin my weekend though. not on your nelly.

We WANT 4chan to implement register to post
Those emails need to be verified

>>216174985
My girlfriend is the total opposite lol
Last week she said I was behaving like an 80 year old man for having a 2 minute chat with this old lady working at Whittards

It is 2030.
The political decision before you is forcing all women to be raped to death by troons, this is called Rowling's Law, or full on Nazism.
Fucking hell lads we're doomed.

Polish KFC be like
>KFCsz

>>216174947
she looks like she would have been extremely fit in her younger years
nice little dimple

>>216174947
neoliberal teeth

>>216175073
then you woke up and found you were still in your smeggy childhood bedroom

>>216174801
You are an actual retard lol

Did you get brain damage from sucking so much cock as a child?

doing quite the poo

>>216175146
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

Inexperienced young dolls on Saturday afternoon

>>216174947
why do all female Labour politicians look like semites?
Powell, Philippson, Reves
repulsive women

>>216175196
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216175000
Homosexuality

>>216175196
mere pleasure orifices for the cronem

just made a photo finish entrance to the toilet in the nick of time, yesterdays hot wings and this mornings coffee made for a combination most foul

>>216175224
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

just got a pack of k ciders from the offie
8.4% disgusting shite but it'll do the job

I suspect my neighbor might be a bumbling retard. Literally can't move somewhere in or around the house without crashing into walls, from the sound of it.

>>216175028
what a coincidence. i just got back from town eating a kfc burger and had to wait about half an hour because apparently the burger expert chef wasnt in today

>>216175245
are you austrian or vpn?

There needs to be an imageboard that connects a cryptocurrency wallet to posts.

When you create a thread you can set the minimum required value for repliers, for example we set a minimum of £15,000 so only people that have £15,000 in their wallet can post in /brit/.

Thoughts?

>>216175238
Why not go for spirits

>>216175238
oh my days timmy's saturday afternoon

>>216175260
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

Cannot fucking wait til Avatar 3.
>Avatar 3.
>GTA 6.
>Sailing's release in OSRS
The three things keeping me going, and from killing myself.
Do (You) have things you're looking forward to?

>>216175232
I think the most likely explanation is that he's deeply afraid and disturbed by it, either in general or because of a specific personal incident, and people deal with that in different ways but for him it's an obsession with it. not saying it excuses how annoying and deranged he is but I think it means he should be pitied and needs help to deal with it.

Kike tranny shite. Something innocuous as this

>>216175255
do they have any regional specials in malaysia

>>216175259
finishes too quickly and it's more expensive

>>216175272
adults and consensual
reflecting reality

Just in utter despair at how shit this country is, and its only going to get worse

I'm an Ameriboo. Even though I despite some aspects of America I'm obsessed with their culture.

>>216175279
sissy safe edish

>>216175305
crazy how everyone has been saying this but redditors/leftists give very different reasons than conservatives.

>>216175238
pic looks like my late catberg

>>216175300
You have even constructed your own jargon to describe underage girls being raped in these fantasies.
So how do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216175286
there was a sambal flavoured burger a while back iirc

nth for the baddiedem

>>216175277
He refuses any kind of help and doesn't admit anything resembling regret or self awareness.
He deserves to be euthanized.

>>216175300
>adults and consensual
Lie on, you are well aware what '-2' means

>>216175296
>finishes too quickly
not really? you don't have to chug it
>it's more expensive
Most spirits will be far cheaper per dose of piss than your k cider

having a wild ride looking up candid videos online

dont understand how tommy robinson still has any form of following, who does he even appeal to anymore

when small boat cronem notice m3 perfect katy

>>216174596
kill yourself

>>216175398
blow your head smooth off

he does it for the soul purpose of derailing /brit/ threads. “What do incels hate most” is the only thought process. He pays no mind to what he’s posting or has any interest in it, it’s simply to upset as many people as possible. His beef is with /brit/, the only question is how could someone be so mindraped by a general?

>>216175389
give me the brief summary

>>216175398
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216175375
He's an alcoholic mate he doesn't have the brainpower for maths

14 onyx gettin down wid m3 katy while Timmy plays wid his yu-gi-oh cards

>>216175375
>not really? you don't have to chug it
am an alcoholic you see i drink everything at the same rate because my taste buds are gone

>Most spirits will be far cheaper per dose of piss than your k cider
no trust me i worked it out with a calculator

>Angela Rayner became a grandmother at the age of 37

well, rorke?

>>216175389
intellectuals and scholars of the highest calibre

>>216175427
see >>216175430
i worked it out i used a calculator

>>216175429
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216175429
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

sucking a transfemale dog's willy

>>216175389
rorkes like him because they think being pro israel = anti muslim so it's more based than being england first

wondering what would happen if she went to india dressed like this

>>216175475
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

might get a serious maccas order going on later

>>216175463
this person is under 18 btw

by the way jannois, he's saying "m2" and instead of "-2" now because he knows you've caught on

customer service advisor

trying to update my iptv cos they changed server and it's taking eons

>>216175529
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216175389
mossad

>>216175514
wrong

she is 20 see https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761236200961997.webm

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216175549
dont think i'll be opening any links posted by someone who is already posting underage images

>>216175575
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216175571
first of all she's not underage
second it's not pornography
third it's in public

sat here picking my nose i am

>>216175589
classic defensive approach.

>it's not what you think it is
>and even if it is, it's still okay legally
>and even if it's not, it's still okay morally

>>216175604
have i been wrong yet

>>216175622
yeah, on literally your first claim.

she a white gurl, slick as beans
underneath hurr, suckin me

>>216175634
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>take a shower
>immediately after need a poo
>it's the foulest, greasiest shit you can imagine
Why do I bother?

>>216175549
mental how she's objectively fit but some retard will still reply "10/10 in bongland"

looking at pictures of food instead of getting food again

>>216175677
thought things were on the up in poland

going to start cooking soon

>>216175657
Or cloy the hungry edge of appetite
By bare imagination of a feast?

>>216175704
not my lazy arse

Not sure what the cause of his low month or so in my life is. Excessive /brit/ using and gambling. I’ve been in these holes before throughout the years before recovering and swearing off both. Everything’s going my way in life otherwise, so why do I do it.

had a horribly smelly hungover poo and im still doing absolutely rancid farts

have the window open but the stench is lingering

>>216175654
poo before showering

>>216175727
Are you me? Are you literally me?

>>216175722
age? gambling, 4chan and drinking is basically how i know i'm in the whole. been getting into these ruts every few months for absolutely no reason.

>>216175735
Didn't need a poo then did I
The fucking demiurge causes me to need a poo right after

getting clarted

>Following the For Women Scotland Ltd v The Scottish Ministers Supreme Court ruling and subsequent interim guidance published by the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC), on June 30 2025, the Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention issued a "Red Flag Alert" for transgender and intersex rights in the United Kingdom. The Institute stated that "If the [EHRC] guidance does become law, it would make transition impossible in the UK. Life as a transitioned person would become unbearable", and that the ruling by the Supreme Court and the guidance by the EHRC means that "All of the actions described above fit neatly into the 9th Pattern of Genocide".
Well Rorke, what do you have to say about yourself?

any good youtube videos to watch while i drink?

had a good recommendation earlier post some more please

reckon he's worked out that if he commits another offence he'll get to stay in a womfy prison for a few more years

Gherkin VIP

then he niggered away
(nigger nigger)
til the very next day

>>216175767
That’s it yeah, I have everything I could otherwise want in life. Yet I’m back the hole for the first time in years, wish I could identify the cause.

>>216175815
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216175819
missed this post

>>216175803
Here you go mate
Bloke works undercover in a small boats hotel for 3 months
Enjoy x
https://youtu.be/WbVnwGVuKDg

2 months until Christmas lads!

>>216175803
https://youtu.be/C7n1QhP0Lqg

imagine full on volleying heathernonce in the face cant even imagine how satisfying it would be

>>216174337 (OP)
this image is on the board multiple times

>>216175849
21 year old Hindu here, British born and raised. Went to a Church primary school and have upheld British values all my life. You work hard, earn your way, pay your dues, follow the rules and at the end of a hard year Christmas comes and you look back at the good, the bad and the ugly.

My parents came here legally. My mum's parents were university English literature professors and had visited here many times before their daughter moved. My parents followed the right channels, came here and worked hard, took nothing for granted, and made their money. My mother remembers arriving early to work in Canary Wharf on 7/7 having taken the tube that morning.

How many of these so called "service users" luxurious stays are we paying for with money we could use for a holiday of our own. Not even showing a shred of respect for what they're being given at OUR expense

Three billion pounds a year could fund doctor's appointments, infrastructure projects, or just easing the cost of living.

This can't continue.

mindraping in progress

>>216175849
Look like a nice bunch of lads, dont see why rorke hates them so much

Millions of young National Socialists
But Shlomo would never let them vote for this
Democracy they said was something to rely on
They must have been quoting from the Elders of Zion
Reawaken the nazi in the Aryan's heart
Can't wait to be marching out and doing my part (doing my part)
Sieg Heil
To the Final Solution, you'll never jew me again

11:30 PM and my roommate is still laying in his bed doing nothing but coughing intermittently
I'm pretty sure he has not left his room all day

>>216175915
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

small boat cronem that just play basketball have physiques that would take timmies three years of gym to achieve

>>216175900
don't care, go home

>>216175937
Least homosexual Heathertranny post

>>216175937
fruity don

thread just keeps getting worse and worse. think that's enough /brit/ for me for now. off to ride me new bike.

Why does he do the Nazi posts after spamming about black men’s penises for hours

i think it's about time to switch to tonsil stones

every time i cough (think im getting covid) my roommate is just doing the most exaggerated sigh
gonna have to give that little incel a hiding if he carries on

>>216176006
His form of suicidal ideation (getting holocausted) after indulging in his fantasies (self insert as child being raped)

prescient post

on the matzo crackers

10 MEN WENT TO MOW
WENT TO MOW A MEADOW

>>216176006
rorke contains multitudes

>>216175900
You're going back too Ranjeet

>>216176057
Freudian

rorke getting drawn and quartered for the crimes of heresy, blasphemy, witchcraft and treason

Another day of mods doing absolutely nothing to enforce the rules

So, this is the belgian

>>216176121
Molly O'Driscoll's baby

cry myself to sleep almost every night thinking about the state of world in general and how it's all gonna be downhill from here

number of incredibly boring and repulsive posters currently in this thread who I despise and will be glad to see disappear

>everyone else is gone
Guess I'll leave the designated shitting thread too

love tinned mackerel

>>216176190
holy shit

>>216176223
Ktim - which brand? Princes are alright but Tescos spicy do me good

>>216176166
rorke

>>216176223
love you :3

>>216176235
Its a bot

>>216176190
will we hit 160k before sir /brit/ shutdowner shutsdown /brit/

>>216176260
no it's not
brit has been around for a decade and rorke is mentioned multiple times a thread

+1 to my rorkescount

bobbing my tiny evil incel head to evil incel beats

rorke getting drone striked in his living room

getting some carrots out to celebrate hummus

I have eaten poo.

find it hard to believe that bluepilled leftypols still exist tbqh

anyone else feel that sudden increase in air pressure?

why do the blacks all believe in a flat earth?

haha, yea! *simply logs off leaving you to dwell in your own thoughts and misery*

>>216176272
No, it genuinely is a botnet. Don't know the reasons for it, who programmed or why, but its been an endless spambot for years and you are delusional if you think things like this are organic or natural memetics.

>>216176298
1

>>216176313
they're lower IQ on average

his router about to receive vigorous clartening

>>216176298
>>216176323
Deleted by administrators.

howling, based janny

>>216175983
i haven't heard this phrase in years

The Jewels of the Orient

>>216176322
youve lost the plot

>>216176323
>>216176338
>eating random park animals
This is how you get parasites.

>>216176322
>two people had a similar idea during a conversation
>they must be bots
You're fucking paranoid, jesus

>>216176364
ive been doxxed

>>216176386
Look at the timestamps retard

>>216176322
holy newfag

>>216176243
lidl one, can't fault them

>>216176322
there was probably a conversation about pizza earlier in that thread

>>216176322
ah yes someone programmed a bot to post "rorke"

>>216176322
you are severely mentally ill

I’ll be setting off to see my gf now, you lot enjoy your little online roleplay yeah

>>216176323
mental how innately evil women are

https://x.com/dave24144975/status/1981611104192123015/video/1

HOOTING

>>216176404
Uhh not to my taste but mackerel is mackerel - enjoy

they say you shouldn't use hydrocortisone on your dick, but I think it's bollocks

>>216176433
fomyeg

>>216176422
it's a man pretending to be a woman.

I keep getting segmentation fault error

>>216176421
Mental that you feel the need to inform us. Have a good time with her, get her a little Halloween themed gift yeah?

>>216176416
You were spamming bradley walsh on your own in another thread the other day, lower your tone when you speak to me

>>216176461
you're not well

rorke joining the british armed forces

>>216176427
squatting on my hind quarters scuttling and making pincer motions with my hands like zoidberg

>>216176427
Notice how he's only doing it to women

>>216176485
Poor guy. Wish humans would just leave animals alone

>>216176485
too much work. why didnt they just hand the beavers to the cameraman?

car still won't start. Shall be walking 82 mins uphill to work tomorrow

>can't you just get a taxi?
not paying to work

Made schizomumberg cry again. It is what it is.

*be's in York*

>>216176404
more a deenz man myself. like them on toast.

>>216176520
i wonder why they don't just use a helicopter for that and just land it

>>216176577
Cosy, wouldn't mind fishing there.

>>216176562
you promised you wouldn't make her cry today

>>216176558
Running is for slaves

York a good place to buy property I reckon
Being shilled in the media a lot, and everyone wants to go because there nowhere else nice in england really

so it's agreed
/brit/ endorses the SDP

>>216176562
call her a trilobite again did you?

>>216176577
do the ducks really like sitting on top of that muck?
come to think of it i rarely see that stuff around here, is it algae?

>>216176558
COME ON YOU SPUUURRRS

and a little bit of chicken fried
cold beer on a friday night
a pair of jeans that fit just right

>>216176610
i believe i clocked this some years ago, or did i?

>>216176597
Yep, I did. I try my best, but she insists on nonsense. Wants me to agree with her that she was a foul mother, but excuses my demonic father for everything he did.

>>216176558
buying petrol for your car with enough to get to and from work is paying to work
if you weren't driving to work you would be paying for less petrol

VII /brit/ Tank Corps

1st Armoured Division "John Honey"
2nd Armoured Division "Bradley Walsh"
3rd Armoured Division "Poo Seal"

>>216176471
fus!
ro dah!

>I clocked it
Fucking gimp ill clock u in a minute

>>216176585
got to be in the right mood for those

Can't decide whether to wank or have something to eat x

>>216176714
*gingerly lays my bollocks in front of the tank tread*
all clear lads!

got a bald spot on my moustache because I keep pinching the hairs out

>>216176730
eat.

>>216176742
Did this on my head as a child due to anxiety

>>216176742
ktim satisfying to get a big one

got a small spot on my penis because I keep pinching the length out

almost the season to cry brown people in christmas adverts while food and utility bills quadruple

>>216176774
mine is natural

>>216176742
big bald spot on the left and right and the middle under the nose left completely untouched is it?

there are 2 other spanish flags?

uh oh stinky

>>216176809
>>216176809
>>216176809

>>216176781
rorke, you work on getting those prices down, leftypol, your job is to get the wogs off our telly. go, team!
wait... d'oh!

if i could do my life over i would move to london as soon as possible

>>216176808
more like tuna lee
(like smelly tuna breath lee)

>>216176838
why the fuck would you do that