Thread 216176809

Del Boy edish

the dude raped a woman while wearing a mask but she recognised his stinky breath of my days

Fuck it lads, might just go be a US army grunt for 60k

https://www.goarmy.com/benefits/while-you-serve/money-pay

>>216176807
well i'm certainly a spanish flag

>>216176881
you'll never get anywhere near that
it's like when companies promise a 50k bonus but you get 1k at christmas lmao

>>216176809 (OP)
he will never fall through the bar

>>216176850
more like tuna lee
(like smelly tuna breath lee)

>>216176881
why would you be a grunt in the army when you could do something much better like say an electrician in the airforce or any other job which makes you hireable in the civilian world also with that example I gave the airforce is significantly guccier than the army and you'll have better barracks most likely

let's all go out and get gfs

>>216176850
Tonsil Stones

why did the woman in the white stripes have massive tits? one of life's mysteries

>>216177007
posted it again award

>>216177017
maybe they'll accidentally catch him

>>216177023
half of /brit/ deserves this award

>>216176809 (OP)
Curious how beloved and talented acting star David Jason isnt on tv anymore. Wonder what will come out about him when he dies...

>>216177007
corr thighs

why are there so many coons

>>216177041
not me i havent posted that

>>216177013
remember wanking over her sex tape so many times when i was a kid

>>216177066
it's rorke's google history

>"The manhunt is being led by an experienced Senior Investigating Officer.
how do you become experienced at catching people. nibba is like "let's check his friend's house" or "we should look in nearby parks"

rorke watching 28 days later and siding with the rapists

>>216177066
https://youtu.be/bqK77pVXi0w

what's the last videogame you played that you thought "that's pretty good"? I want to play some games but they're all bad.

>>216177093
it's mousey he's drawing from his years of experience catching pokemon

>>216177130
not telling

how many times a week do you lads shave

i really don't get why these people are famous
his videos are just him walking around places or playing video games

rorke holding culturally british right wing beliefs

>>216177130
ds3

>>216177147
i shave my arsehole for daddy about once a week
dat bussy clean
dat bussy smooth

>>216177154
fucked it
posted in wrong thread

rorke lost aura

>>216177130
The Evil Within. It has its faults but it has so many great little touches

With a little bit of CSS I made 4chan way better. Fucking shite how the posts are all the way over to the left of the screen so your head is turned slightly. Got the posts centered. Also removed some padding so I don't have to scroll so much.

Anyone other love no one and loved by no one cunt here?

>>216177130
tales of graces f

off for a dinner with the missus family, which i’m dreading

>>216177147
i fucking never bother

>>216177239
pretend to be sick

>>216177147
i havent shaved in over a month. it's a mess.

>>216177147
once a week, just shaved about an hour ago now

>>216177258
too late, already on our way aren’t we
not particularly dreading the dinner but her family is mental

girl at toil kept pulling funny faces and went silent after I said anything the other day and I'm seething about it now
it's the kind of thing you can't even call out because you'd just look crazy

how the mighty have fallen

>>216177293
do a large poo in protest. leave the window closed and door wide open when you're finished to send your protest poo vapour around their house and teach them all a lesson.

>>216177341
ever shag her arse?

2 chicago town cheese and tomato subs down the hatch

>>216177341
HR monday morning, nip it in the bud

>>216177212
ok nerd
*gives you a swirlie*

>>216177293
you can still pretend to be sick, start coughing or sneezing and say you feel a bit zonked out, wrap a chinky flu mask around your face and don't make eye contact with anyone and speak as little as possible

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1761318945025825.jpg

did 31 bodyweight pull-ups on Thursday one set
it's been 48 hours and I still don't have a girlfriend

>>216177377
slop

>>216177402
nice bit of cardio there

>>216177345
man how Robbie Williams was the coolest more famous person in the country for awhile

>>216177402
*half pull ups
learn full ROM retard i've had enough of these people doing half a rep and calling it a pull up

>>216177400
corr bet she has tits and a vagina

>>216177130
The Simpsons: Hit & Run

>>216177415
why did disney make her so sexy

>>216177428
I suppose
Also means that 1 needs to be easy as fuck

>had a dream l was back in school
hate that shit

>>216177452
unfathomably based

>>216177447
ok thanks now i have an erection!

Whale milk is 50% fat and so thick it won’t dissolve in water, allowing calves to drink straight from the ocean

>>216177452
it's bad I said name a good one

>>216177509
give it to me

>>216177444
nah seetho. Chin clear of bar each time. On some reps I would have done near lock-out rather than full lock out I'm sure, but it makes little difference and it's honestly excusable when doing loads

>>216177130
red dead 2

>>216177509
>Whale milk is 50% fat
alri whale milk

>>216177476
in the midst of exam period is common for me
horrible
fuck (((school))

>>216177341
next time she does it just say "are you okay? you keep making weird faces"
it'll put her on the spot. shite like this you just need to nip in the bud, don't let little cunts be sly

so hang on could i have been making money playing CS2 up until yesterday? did you have to buy skins or do they give you them

the Simpsons movie video game was better than hit n run

>>216177130
the resident evil 2 remake
it was a remake of an old game thats why it was good

i had chicago town once and it's absolutely vile

>>216177341
>girl at toil kept pulling funny faces
in what way

and the latest from the umbunnies

>>216177130
best game ive played was the last of us 1 remake

gums are sore from the niccy pouches

>>216177476
have you ever had one where you are the person you are now, but there's a class from back then you still need to finish or they'll take all your qualifications away from you?

Imagine if Tom Aspinall loses to a Frenchman after being giving the belt. What a disaster

>>216177130
battlefield 6
its peng

>England: "You tried to colonize people huh?"
>Scotland: "Aye..."
>England: "Didn't go so well did it?"
>Scotland: "Nay..."
>England: "How about we do it... Together?"
>England and Scotland proceed to colonize 30% of the planet

>>216177637
free them

>>216177637
Delicious.

>>216177673
jon jones will post 100 tweets while masturbating

>>216177130
I'll tell you what it was yeah that's Metal Gear Solid on the PS1 Meryl's Codec on the back cover!!!

>>216177341
Draw a picture of the face she's pulling

>>216177637
kiss kiss kiss theyre so cute

>>216177130
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
Great game that.

>>216177644
rdr2 is the best by far

irish election looks to be going well then

>>216177672
Yeah sometimes
It'll be a school chemistry exam or some shite. I'll be struggling and panicking then I'll wake up in a daze and remember that I've got a masters degree and job and feel relief that I don't have to go through that bollocks ever again

>>216177672
Nah I think Freud said that means you're gay lad

>>216177683
Feel like the English were the main players in that colonisation game

>>216177497
pics or it didn't happen x

big cock
it's my dick willy

>>216177706
haha spink
haha fat cat

>>216177703
>>216177634
bit like this

https://youtu.be/EnBdGTX3vZc?si=J6TWJP1KqNq86ARW

Tonight's Guest of Honour

Lily Allen's slagging us off in her new song

not opening the demons links

>>216177822
she's done you

>>216176850
he should have removed his tonsil stones

>>216177593
I had the PS2 version which was shit, couldn't even explore Springfield with it

>>216177833
lily allen tried to get a job in game of thrones where she'd have to shag her real life brother, alfie

slip of the tongue on a lonely day
arrest the feeling, remember the day
another memory, another mistake
how much more can I take

If you eat tinned mackerel you're also eating the corpses of parasites

>>216177733
genuine question, would a English person be welcome living in an Irish town?

>>216177833
don't know what stan means

>>216177822
She made the face of 2 african Americans, an Indian guy and a white guy? Maybe she's just a good actor?

>>216177833
this lady probably aborted more children than israel at this point

>>216177895
holy grimoly
was always worried about parasites in fish tbqh

prescient

Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin:

>"It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black and Asian people"

catberg

>>216177898
From the Eminem song 'stan' means someone being obsessive about someone or something

>>216177892
That curvature could cause gravitational attraction in Einsteinian spacetime

an hour at most a day

>>216177833
that fucking bitch

>>216177923
reckon people have always been this fucked in the head or is it a modern phenomenon

>>216177896
Yes. I am English.
Everyone likes me here and calls me sir.

ban evasion

>>216177903
You're really smart and cool

>>216177943
>Be in Scotland
>Almost every billboard has a black or asian person on it

>>216177943
she is rather swarthy herself

>>216177943
um based
which means she'll be kicked out of reform by sunset

>>216177726
never played that looks a bit boring

just seen two extremely low quality posts

>>216177944
>whiskas
get her off that slop right now

Was the album released two minutes ago? Why does it have hardly any streams

>>216177896
No, but they'd be welcome dead in an Irish town

>>216177896
Yeah people dont care about the English that much. A 2025 Englishman isn't the same as a 1919 Black and Tan. Plus the island has been flooded with islamic child rapists, so someone being english is seen as being not that bad these days. You might not get treated quite as warmly as an Irishman might, but you won't be mistreated either. The smaller and more westerly the town, the less you'd be liked, generally speaking.

What film is funny make me laff with 5 maybe 7 tinnies in me?

>>216177961
very modern phenomenon

mental illness, incellism and internet are to blame

call me gay but i absolutely love missionary position while making eye contact and kissing

was going to go on my 3pm walk but remembered it's saturday

>>216178003
can tell by the titles alone it’s a shite album

>>216178035
i did this with my boyfriend last night

snapping my own hymen

>>216178038
lily allen is shite
this 4chan stan song sounds like AI honestly

i know you're here lily your music is shite

>>216177944
well done catberg

>>216178025
Without A Paddle

>>216178036
why can't you go still? too many drunkards around?

>>216177876
i don't think the actors actually shag each other

>>216178062
homemade

>>216177896
Not in certain parts of Northern Ireland

DON`T BE A SHEEP

REFUSE TIME THEFT !!

do not change
Your

Clocks

tonight !!

>>216178123
They prefer Jamaicans

>>216178099
you think it would be okay to mime sex with your relative?

i'm too thick to understnd the clock change

just tell me do i get to sleep an extra hour or do i have to wake up an hour earlier?

>>216178147
Northern Ireland is the whitest country in Western Europe.

>>216178123
surely they mean londonderry campus

>>216178144
sick of time dont care what happens to it

>>216178173
>>216178178
>>216178186
>>216178187
>>216178187

>>216178173
corrr would nosh on that clunge all day

the cronem chiefing loudpack before katy arrives

>>216178173
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR.

Love birds with trims like that

for FUCK sake

jesus...

that time of day again

really hope thats ai what ive just witnessed

uhhhh mods??

ah yes, a yank paedophile. how unexpected

FILTER THE FUCKING FOREIGN FLAGS YOU MONGS

might get a penis extension on the nhs

not happy he used my post to reply to with that image, i am NOT affiliated with him

>>216178151
they're not relatives
she's a prostitute

its clearly ai

>>216178265
Are you retarded mate? What do you think this conversation is about exactly?

Prison sources have confirmed to the BBC that staff from HMP Chelmsford led Hadush Kebatu away from the prison and towards the station.

This confirmation follows reports that Kebatu had been seen returning to the prison, only to be turned away by staff and directed to the station.

>>216178267
and are you the resident expert on ai-noncery?

>>216178261
you're getting a knock at the door

so know we know heathermong is an actual podophile

>>216177833
what sort of person listens to lily allen these days

why do they call him heathermong

quite fancy a sandwich

>>216178314
its gingerpaedo

>>216178314
never seen him post anything about feet

just a mong me

>>216178365
ktim

dreamt i was shooting kemi badenoch in a long corridor with an rpd

>>216178365
malayan mong

sshhhh, only a thousand more reps

why do they all look the same

>>216178365
Mong Noodle?

>>216178396
How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?

>>216178365
yeah a little mongkey

oh for fuck sake

that's another flag to add to the filter.

why don't we have a dedicated janny, we're like 20% of all int traffic

the life of a hotel migrant

yeah being this fucked in the head is a modern phenomenon

>>216178400
bridget owes me sex

Was that what I think it was? Why tf would you post that?

Hadush Kebatu has been found!

>professional pakistani cricket
oh my days

whats some good winter creps

I know you enlarged the image anon

>>216178476
he's the ball

>>216178472
he at the trappy gettin gud gud

hey niggas

>>216178476
weve got that fat bald guy with crohns disease or something

you ever been halfway through a wank and you put your glasses on and realise what you've been wanking to?

>>216178476
Ah-rveyih Al-price

watching a lovely bit of princess mononoke
for me a top 10 film of all time

why did the flags change

well christmongs?

out on my bike ride lads. few of these lads cutting about.

>>216178589
whats she watching

>>216178556
You may have to learn why lad. If starmer blocks us

White bois need to bring back nu metal

dadberg has set all the clocks back one hour already

>>216178588
The story of Santa Claus is taken from Iranian tradition as is pretty much everything about Christmas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amu_Nowruz

>>216178602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke71LNBvK4Q

>>216178594
nottingham?

>>216178628
Forgot! Can drink a extra hour away then reckon

>>216178628
hes gone mental

>>216177130
> that you thought "that's pretty good"
Hades I guess
I heard the 2nd one is out now but I can't be arsed

clocks going back means i can get an extra wank in

my brother calls me weelad

it makes me feel bad

From this day forth, it's America First.

America First.

there are 30 year old nibbas who still play video games lmao
and you wonder why the cronem are snapping hymens in this country

>>216178692
aren't you 40 years old? LOL

i remember brexit and people saying the commonwealth is better than the eu

it was a strange thing to say

>>216178692
>>216178721

>>216178649
surrey. in bushy park

remember covid 19

>>216178594
i thought pixels had good cameras this looks terrible

camgirl just took a dildo out her arse and shoved it down her throat

christmas is christ’s birthday simple as

I'm a loser
baby

>>216178762
said this the other day but i was looking at pictures i took 8 years ago and they look better than my current phone

>>216178807
God Bless you
they won't like this

>>216178752
i live 5 minutes from there
gonna be watching out for an incel on his bike next time

heating is going on

I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you

>>216178816
so why won't you shag me

>>216178840
Still sunny out don't be silly

Refuse to put heating on before November even if it were free. You're just not a man if can't handle a bit of cold.

breasts are so great
women with breasts
women with big big big breasts

please oh please don't tell that you're over 30 and STILL play video games cus that is just SAD!

i play video games and i have gay sex
also walk my dog

>>216178872
no it's not

>>216178895
wish i could mong about playing wow for a month of three without any consequences tbqh

reckon i'm too sane to the point that it resembles insanity

>>216178895
times have changed

>>216178895
don't have time, too busy posting about black willies

>>216178602
yaoi

watching cawdy vs cena

video games? nah not for me
strictly a black men kicking a ball guy

still doing horrendously smelly farts

>>216178913
yes it is i'm staring directly at the sun right now

gfberg has no fetishes or kinks
really pisses me off
wish she was into at least one weird thing
she makes me feel like a fucking creep for want to try some kinky things
all she does is lie there and is done in 5 minutes then tells me to cum on her back while she goes on her phone

>>216178960
cenaboyle?

>>216178964
at least football has a social component. pints with the lads. chatting in the pub. none of your runts would get that.

>>216178998
which you dont do, so really it doesnt matter anyway

>>216178990
She doesn't need any you just make her do the ones you want
Or maybe she just doesn't like sex

me and the lads gathering in the pub to discuss how good or bad the man kicked the ball

>>216178990
>all she does is lie there and is done in 5 minutes then tells me to cum on her back while she goes on her phone
Fucking gone lad, going on the phone during a good film makes me think I'll never marry this twit why bother.

>>216178589
is that the simpsons living room

so nobody talking about how there's a pony hidden in the OP gif yeah

>>216178990
get her head hanging off the bed and go to town

wow theres a pony hidden in my arris

>>216178990
ask her what she used to read on wattpad. i bet it's filth unlike anything you've ever concieved.

>>216178990
smash her head into the wall and turn her retarded

>>216179020
rattled because i was right about your being a pathetic gamer lmao

>Prison sources have confirmed to the BBC that staff from HMP Chelmsford led Hadush Kebatu away from the prison and towards the station

>Kebatu had been seen returning to the prison, only to be turned away by staff and directed to the station.

Make your choice

>>216179136
screaming

why don't you fuck your own arse

Thinking of getting this card

>>216179153
ROARING

>>216179153
leftypol on the front gate doing his bit to fight systematic racism

Getting all scared because of Halloween an' that.

>Police give update on hunt for wrongly released migrant sex offender - and ask him to turn himself in
>A delivery driver who spoke to wanted migrant Hadush Kebatu at Chelmsford prison has told Sky News the "confused" offender was guided to the railway station by prison staff.

HOWLING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>216179186
*spooks you*

>>216179153
>>Kebatu had been seen returning to the prison, only to be turned away by staff and directed to the station.

>>216179153
clownworld

>>216179143
the nigga getting defensive over his wogball shouldnt be calling anyone rattled x

Reckon they should let that migrant free since he did try to return to prison

>>216179225
>shitting on football
you cannot be this much of a shutin freak incel
get the game on, have a drink, get into the spirit
you won't regret it friend

In September, Chelmsford Magistrates' Court heard Kebatu tried to kiss a 14-year-old girl on a bench and made numerous sexually explicit comments on 7 July.

The following day, he encountered the same girl and tried to kiss her before sexually assaulting her. He also sexually assaulted a woman who had offered to help him create a CV to find work.

>>216179153
absolute fucking clownworld

>>216179261
what does "sexually assault" actually mean here because i've seen people accused of sexual assault for sticking their tongue out

>>216179306
come on lad, you know

>>216179259
not your friend

>>216179306
did you read the most or na

>>216179306
he put his hand on the 14-year old's leg dunno what he did to the woman

pedal's in the most

so putting your hand on a woman's leg is rape?

>>216179362
nigger nonce

>>216179362
>t. hadush

BBC thinking this is front page news while hiding the real stories

>>216179306
well he's black and he got a whole year inside from a fabian society judge so he probably raped her every day for a month

>>216179362
are you from the subcontinent or africa or something?

>>216179457
>>216179457
>>216179457

>>216179362
it's sexual assault as stated previously

>>216179460
>>216179460

*starts doing a gay porn dance*

>>216179489
think no one would see that cause we all moved to the new? well I saw that.and you know what? it made me horny.

>>216179306
https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Rex-v-Hadush-Kebatu.pdf