Thread 216177555

speak to the average german for two minutes

>>216177555 (OP)
You are asking why a literal group of people that speak like ChatGPT don't have any modern cultural relevancy in 2025?

Oh Kim please...

>>216177555 (OP)
Because Germany is the china of europe.

>>216177555 (OP)
We're too autistic for it

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>>216177555 (OP)
Because they don't do that in Germany

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>>216177628
kek

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>>216177628
i was in discord with some kraut and i mentioned goethe to hi, he scoffed and said i quote "hate this boring crap"

>>216177628
Fpbp

>>216177789
The least they could do is make shows about working hard

>>216177555 (OP)
poopensharten

>>216177555 (OP)
Not specially popular but they had some influential stuff like krautrock or motorik.

>>216177628
Came here to post this.

>>216177555 (OP)
When were Korea and Japan cultural superpowers?

we're not really a "cultural superpower"
we just occasionally make things that get big, and it's like "oh did you know this is actually french? huh."

>>216177555 (OP)
They were actually making great movies during weimar era but nazis killed it and it never recovered. When people think of European cinema, they usually think of France and Italy but Germany could be up there as well

>>216177905
This band literally made a song about being cucked by a Norwegian BVLL btw
Look up Hero

>>216178416
Right now

>>216178416
I fully agree with you about korea but wtf we too???
Doncya realize that you are on anime board???(fr?)

I assume he means popular culture, because when it comes to subjects such as classical music and philosophy they are quite the superpower, also several founding figures of quantum mechanics were German speakers.

>>216178416
Are you living under a rock?

>>216177628
fpbp

>>216178733
>what is kpop
>what is squid game

>>216177555 (OP)
The only reason is: germanophobia.

When I post under a different flag, I get millions of (you)'s and kek's and lol's.

When I post under the german flag, all I get is "ugh german humor".

Germanophobia is real. And it hurts.

>>216178850
fag

france dominated around the time it could have been but in music and philosophy it was unrivalled at the time

>>216177628
FPBP, that says it all

>>216177555 (OP)
>Dr.Strangelove pfp
Haha very quirky and mysterious

>>216178702
It's not half bad of a song.

>>216177555 (OP)
Mexicans stole their music from Germany

Reminder that there is a huge discord server for germanophobes where they organize anti-german raids on 4chan.

>>216177555 (OP)
Tell me

>>216178591
Yeah, I thought the same thing when I saw the OP. France hasn't been culturally influent in a long while.

>>216179064
I know a german joke.
A ball rolls around the corner and falls over.

A germanophobe just replied to me in this thread.

>>216177555 (OP)
Meh, probably for the better we didn't. I'd go fucking mental, if there was some Germanboo equivalent to weebs, that would talk to me in broken German about Tatort or some shit.

Leibniz, Kant, Hegel

>>216178729
>>216178733
>>216178781
I believe that to be a cultural superpower you need to have people like Descartes, Moliere, Shakespeare, John Locke, Newton, Maxwell, Pascal, Milton, Rabelais, etc.

The influence of anime and k-pop is impressive, but it's not enough

Heibniz, Lant, Kegel

>>216179426
You'd be surprised how many Wehraboos there are (mostly from thirdie countries for some reason).

>>216179429
>>216179456
Who? I know Tate I know speed who knows random German sound names.
No one stop pretending like you know or read or watched whatever they made

>>216179537
>I know Tate
But Tate doesn't know you. And it's eating you alive. It's eating away at your soul, anon. You are humiliated and diminished. You will never recover.

>>216179580
Yeah but I know Tate
I don't know leibnitz or whatever because it's not relevant nor does it even matter

>>216179635
Deranged statements dreamed up by a tortured soul.

>>216179635
It's a chocolate biscuit x

>>216179474
Yeah, but they don't care about any actual German cultural output, not even from Nazi era. They're just edgy LARPers who hate darkies and use Hitler for shock value.
I have yet to find one of those, who even knows who people like Heinz Rühmann or Adalbert Lutter are.

>>216179664
>x
I love it when brits use that, it's fucking cute :3

>>216179721
Anon they ARE the darkies, that's what makes it so strange.

>>216179767
Even the darkest of darkies, can find another darkie, who is even more dark-skinned than him.

>>216179844
>Even the darkest of darkies
Please leave my dad out of this.

>>216179721
>like Heinz Rühmann or Adalbert Lutter
It is absolutely mind-blowing and beyond insanity that you expect me to know those literal nobodies names.

>>216179844
Not when you're the niggest though. Truly a fate worse than death.

>>216177555 (OP)
>German literature
>German opera
>German diaspora
>Oktoberfest
>German Cinema
>German industrial brands
>German philosophy
>Germanic migrations
For a country that didn't have a colonial empire the scale of the French or British, I'd say they still left a pretty good mark on world culture.

>>216177628
I was in an EVE Online corp a decade ago where I was the only Brit in it, everyone else was German and it was run by an Austrian. They were great lads, tonnes of banter, I like Germans but you're right, in a sense.

>>216177555 (OP)
the pussies kept losing world wars

Judging by the average /deutsch/ poster it is because Germans are either unmedicated schizophrenics, low IQ white trash or khhv incel school shooters in the making.

>>216177555 (OP)
Only in modern pop culture. Germans are still widely respected in literature, philosophy, science, art, and music.

>>216178781
Whats surprising is that aside from Pokemon the other Japanese companies don't even try.

>>216180182
This poster is british.

>>216179444
we're talking about pop culture, not "culture" in your narrow definition

>>216180230
I am not. Post 5 consecutive posts in that general that disproof it.

>>216177628
/thread

>>216180282
This poster is british.

>>216177555 (OP)
All of these are different. France was the cultural center of the West for centuries, its language was spoken in the entire continent. It was a slow build up.
The English rose to power fast with their industrial revolution and BTFO the French in a complete cultural victory in the 19th century, their empire was massive, extremely rich, there were more Englishmen around the world than any other Euro. This is why the English language replaced French, and why everybody would start copying English culture and way of life.
In comparison, Germany isn't much more special than Italy or Spain. It's big and rich, sure, but they never had the reach or influence as the French or the English.

The Japanese heavily pushed their culture around the world in the 80s and Koreans copied them in the 2010s. This was a very deliberate strategy.

>>216177555 (OP)
The German language is horrifically ugly, and German culture is fiercely elitist and archaic.

>>216180409
We krautpologize.

>>216179444
You sound stupid bitch

>>216180816
I think he sounds intelligent and well-spoken.

>>216180852
Literally nobody in this chat knows the names he mentions their name as if he has read them. To me it feels like
>Mention a name no one knows
>People now think I read him and I'm smart

Like bro fuck off I used to do that in elementary school LMAO

>>216180904
in this chat? lmao

>>216180904
I hear you, anon. And most importantly, I see you.

>>216177555 (OP)
>japan

>>216179444
Kek you sound like a true autist, move to Germany they do that there ya boring nerd LMAO

>>216181498
I think he sounds intelligent and well-spoken.

>>216180189
All of these reference past figures like 100 years ago, man I fucking hate when YouTubers post video essays on how "Kafkaesque aesthetics are nice actually" then go on rants about Kafkaesque life

>>216179580
are you 40 or all germans talk like a goofy aah unc

>>216182020
I am 52.

>>216178733
what is there besides overrated raw fish, cartoons for man children, the most unhinged porn you can imagine, and molesting women on the train

It kind of was when Prussia peaked. Japan unironically wanted to be like Prussia

>>216180326
yeah, "cool japan", it even has a name. and weebs swallow it like candy as the gullible cattle they are
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Japan

>>216182430
>flag
What would a southern european know about Prussia?

>>216180904
>>216181498
Average anime viewer, lmao

>>216182504
More than you. Since I'm not inundated with anti German globalist education in school. Keep sucking NGO cock

>>216177555 (OP)
soldier race

>>216177628
>>216177555 (OP)
I remember seeing some german animations from the 30's and hearing about that there was a interest in it before the war, so imagine it was all lost with the war and the splitting of the state

>>216182889
>german humor

>>216177555 (OP)
Germans are too afraid to export any sort of culture of theirs that isn't Oktoberfest. They've given up, they just let the US do the hard work.

>>216182947
i rike it

>>216177555 (OP)
German culture is in fact the default European culture. You simply do not see it because it is everywhere. How do I know this? Think of the most American food you can.
>hamburger
I rest my case.

>>216183118
Aren't you the one who makes anti-german threads all the time

>>216183242
didn't know that there was another paraguayan poster outside of the /csg/

>>216183299
Yes he hates germans ever since the mango incident. And because a lot of german chuds moved to Paraguay during corona

>>216183118
Thoughts?

>>216183460
>thoughtful
also is it really a thing about British teeth? or is just a meme created by americans, probably as a way of projecting it

>>216183326
>a lot of german chuds moved to Paraguay during corona
didn't know that, though that explains those german flyers searching for a wife in my uni

>>216184440
yes

>>216179721
>Heinz Rühmann
KINO

>>216179721
>Heinz Rühmann
VAGEENO

>>216184440
what historical reason would there be for us to have significantly worse dental care than anywhere else in the west?

>>216177555 (OP)
In the 19th century German theorists were extremely influential in the development of private law doctrine

>>216185583
expand

>>216185583
>Muh Paaaaaaaaaast

What saddened people Eurofaggots are Really

>>216185583
>he development of private law doctrine
but then they published it and turned it from private into public and it all went downhill from there

>>216185621
I don't remember it in great detail, but in the 19th century there were mostly two opposed movements, one that wanted to model the new private law codes on the basis of the current legal practice, and the other (the Pandectists, for example Savigny) that intended to use again Roman law to build a new systematic legal doctrine
In the end none of them won decisively, but their work laid the basis for most of the theoretical legal developments at the beginning of the 20th century that later translated to positive legislation

I'm not that into legal history, just what I remember from uni years ago
>>216185626
Stfu you ugly yellow gook

>>216185653
Hallöchen Bavarianon wieso bist du nicht jetzt in Spanien?

>>216185760
>Stfu you ugly yellow
he's not ugly it's just radiation poisoning from hiroshima

>>216185792
I FUCKING LEFT SPAIN BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING NONSTOP

IT WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST BETRAYAL OF MY LIFE

>>216185796
They should have nuked the gooks to oblivion, 2 were not enough

>>216185825
btw i was in apulia before spain, for a couple of days and i love it a lot <3

THANK YOU ITALY

>>216185809
wie traurig, jetzt musst du vielleicht sogar in Deutschland arbeiten oder?

>>216185870
joa aber ich kann von zuhause aus arbeiten und manchmal auch aus dem ausland also kann ich igentlich so viel reisen wie ich will ^^

>>216185892
Das war ein Scherz lol, ich dachte du wärst ein NEET

>>216177555 (OP)
Because after WW2 they practically weren't allowed to. (They)) let some German musician here and there become mainstream but that's it. Any kind of creative scene is intentionally neglected. Germany can't influence other European nations because that'd be bad if Germany ever chuds out again

>>216185984
ANOTHER MEDITERRANEAN BETRAYAL

WHEN DOES IT STOP

>>216186136
niemals, die Südländer sind ein treuloses Volk

>>216178850
Unironically true

>>216186654
see
>>216179550

There's the whole concept of schadenfreude. Anyone interested in classical music and opera would be immersed in German cultural mores. Much of the cinematic language we're used to is derived from Weimar-era film.

>>216179444
I think Korea has not made anything unique so far but simply works 20% harder at other people's ideas. However there are lots of Japanese mangaka that have unique ideas and works. Anime in Japan is supposed to just be a higher end production of a manga lots of people think are popular and are often judged by their ability to bring the original work to life. I think Lovecraft can be considered an American cultural giant, and he just made sci-fi pulp fiction comics and short stories.

>>216182470
Maybe the west should make something that's worth swallowing instead.

>>216185575
Industrial revolution and its consequences.

germans dont make art, they make tools. same reason china is also culturally irrelevant despite making a shitton of stuff. japan is influential because they have a domestic art ecosystem that rivals that of americas

>>216177656
china is a historical cultural superpower though. 80% of the shit you like form japan/korea has roots in china.

>>216187901
because britain is the only country that ever industrialised

>>216179444
you've never read descartes, locke, or any of those people you pretentious faggot.

https://youtu.be/fPUOT46ucrk?si=Qeg-JGgnCkYUMLRc

Watch this and you'll understand everything wrong with Germans.

>>216177555 (OP)
They quite literally wrote the human anthem thoughbeit

>why doesn't germany shit out slop like k-shit and tranime

Why should we?

>>216188172
I don't know about germans but there's definitely something wrong with you if you sat through that whole thing

>>216188277
it's a kc classic newfag.

>>216177677
But your enthusiasm for trains has led to some fantastic electrical, mechanical, and general-engineering breakthroughs.

>>216188242
truke 2bh
pumping out mass industrial slop media that makes everyone dumber and gayer is nothing to be proud of

>>216188309
Fucking zoomers these days, man. They don't even know the classics.

>>216186461
Oh schöner Süd
Oh schlimmes Rom
Oh süße Himmelsbläue
Oh blutgetränkter Tiberstrom
Oh falsche welsche Treue

>>216177555 (OP)
2 reasons mostly, Germans are the antagonist of Anglos but later during the Cold War when Timmies got chill, our population just became old af and boomers don’t produce no culture. Best example is Bavaria: kept alive because of German migration, otherwise it would be just like any other German state aka irrelevant (although it’s only Oktoberfest anyways)

>>216177555 (OP)
They punch below their weight in electronic music. Ik ooks have always made the best trance, frogs the best house, and Detroit techno mogs German techno.

STOP THE GERMANOPHOBIA ON /INT/

>>216190882
>frogs the best house
thanks for letting us know that your only exposure to house music is daft punk

>>216190986
Modjo
Cassius
Darius (+ others on the Roche musique label)

sit yo monkey ass down

>>216177555 (OP)
They were prior to the 20th century. Anglos were obsessed with people like Wagner and German idealism was supplanting France's cultural dominance.

>>216177555 (OP)
Because Germany got buckbroken way harder than Japan after WW2.
National and cultural pride hasn't really been a thing after WW2 other than maybe sometimes in football.
Although I think it's slowly making a comeback since more and more Germans rightfully feel threatened by mass migration.

>>216177555 (OP)
Countries don't promote cultures, cities do, london, paris, tokyo, these are the places people dream of when it comes to pop culture. Germany never had any global cities, berlin almost became one but it became nothing more than an American military outpost after ww2.

>>216191673
Do you think Austria and Germany should unify?

>>216180904
unalive asap lil bro

>>216177555 (OP)
Germans don't have souls, that's why they build machines and drink beer to cope with the pain.

Germans are the default human race

>>216191893
At the moment no, but if the EU ever collapses reuniting might be better than staying as a small helpless country.(the whole neutrality meme might not work forever)
That's assuming Germany will have a non retarded government by then, I certainly wouldn't want to be ruled by even crazier pro migration/Islam Leftists than we have.

>>216192096
germans aren't a race you dumb fuck.

>>216192782
They literally are. The major races of Europe are Celts, Germanics, Slavs, Italics, and Greeks.

>>216192814
>telling everybody you got a double digit iq without saying so

>>216177555 (OP)
France being on the list tells you all you need to know, women control all culture.

The Neverending Story, I liked it

>>216179444
I have never heard any of those names.

They dominate the work simulator market.

prussian schooling system and german cultural influence over central (i know) europe are pretty huge

>>216177656
Then there should be popular German songs all over social media at least, but the only one I've heard of is ein zwei polizei
There would also have to be popular German gacha games

>>216194598
France made expedition 33 which is this years goty

>>216195033
yeah the issue is that germans sung in english
but
99 luftballons
fruglingsgefuhle (maybe it's just me)
rock me amadeus

>>216195046
if this UE5 garbage gets GOTY over silksong i will fucking never play a new game again

>>216177555 (OP)
"germany" didnt exist until pretty recently, but german culture has made an incredible impact on the western world

>>216195082
Nothing wrong with UE5

>>216195179
lol, lmao, even
>>216195136
incredible truth nuclear bomb
II reich prussoids will seethe

I shidded and I farded.

>>216179429
who?

>>216177555 (OP)
Japanese thief steals this thread and earns money.
http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1083779668.html