Thread 216179457

tender marriage sex with Yalda Hakim edition

>>216179355
sounds cool if you imagine Vin Diesel saying it in one of those car movies then accelerating past his rivals

reckon there will be another nationwide rorke riot in the uk within the year

so if you touch a woman's leg it's rape? i don't understand. rape is forcing a woman to have sex in a dark ally. if a woman has too many drinks and sleeps with a guy or if a guy touches a woman's arse it's not exactly rape is it.

>>216179510
wow what a prediction

Men who are average height can admit they'd like to be another inch or two taller
Everyone knows that being normal is better than having Downs syndrome, we just don't say it out of respect to disadvantaged people

Is it really that big of a deal to just accept that White people are better?

some bloke found chewing gum in his aldi sarnie

>>216179510
too cold innit
unless you mean within the year as in a year starting now in which case it's guaranteed year

>>216179521
sexual assault, not rape

>>216179521
it's not rape. it's sexual assault. nobody said it's rape

>>216179544
heavy but knowing that the crimbo butties are out at shops is good new, luv cranberry and stuffing. boxing day type butty is peak for me

>https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Rex-v-Hadush-Kebatu.pdf

not reading all that can you give me a qrd

>>216179521
there's no such thing as rape, all women always want to be felt up and penetrated

last year i had a turkey, stuffing and bubble n squeak butty
was grim and dont know why I thought it was a good idea

more deer action from my bike ride

Dude ate pizza with little girls lmao

>>216179588
go to mosque ali and stop shitting up brit

>>216179632
honestly sounds like it could be peng though

https://youtu.be/Ttpq0sTkMqw?t=70
>please call me you are black man
she was asking for it

honestly don't know how anyone above the age of around 27 has time for video games
i'm far too busy gooning to BBC porn for that shite

for me? it's crunchy bats

seema jaswal sex bum

>>216179678
maybe if instead of bread I'd used yorkshire puds

local racists are doing a march right past my flat again chanting "whose streets? our streets" and waving flags

my rap name would be busta nutt

gf angry because i went out bought a tesco pizza and said i'm gonna eat that tonight

>>216179707
charlies

>>216179716
scrrmaeing

scrrmaeing

scrrrmaeing

The face of hate

>>216179716
would make more sense if the woman had the pornhub logo and Bazza was put in place of the man

marching around chanting with my racist mates and some incel stuck his twerpy face out the window and scowled virginiously at us just now

screa ming

>>216179804
don't see her problem, she can have half

>>216179873
Show him your bare bum, as a joke.

scrme

>>216179860
she's got those trannies in a right old tizzy lol

Sir Screa Ming

Luckily for me there's still dozens of JAV sites that big brother seems to have forgotten to block.

>>216179860
like her even more now

>>216179636
that's nice deer

Why watch porn when you can have sex?

>>216179936
what are they called, so i can avoid them of course, asking for a friend

>>216179873
what did you chant

>>216179980
YOU CAN STICK YOUR PALESTINE UP YOUR ARSE

might be going chippy this evening

>>216179860
>The 40-year-old actress will voice the notoriously despised Dolores Umbridge, a character infamous for her sadism and high-pitched cruelty, in Audible’s Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions.

She's too hot and sexual to play that role accurately

>>216180025
woke wont like this

>>216180020
>agdg
used to be my main thread back in the day

>>216179457 (OP)
jew

>>216180042
but she can play it sexily...

>>216180025
For me it's battered sausage

opo scrrrmraeing

Get in there leftypol

>>216180064
another day of wanking is it?

what supermarket doesn't lock up their bins or put them behind hard to access areas

>>216180086
ah yes, trannies, jews and muslims.
how very english!

>>216180107
the grand alliance of people who can't have white children

And the very latest from Ruby "Bones" Granger?

>British children are now a minority in one in four schools, and 72 schools in England do not have a single white British pupil. But school statistics are a delayed metric: most children will start school at four or five, and will remain in some form of education until they turn 18. If you want a more updated picture of the demographic future of a country, you need only look at the ethnicity of births.

>In the most recent 2024 release for England & Wales, only 53.65% of births were white British, down from 62.89% of births a decade prior in 2014.

>>216180115
need to juice these numbers

>>216180164
I promise you all, we will live to see this reversed

you know something
i dont think mass deportations will happen
they are too ingrained
do you think they'll go back to their shitholes peacefully?
time will tell

they linked up

walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss up
said to the little chink bird at the till "sausage please"
she asks 'how you want done"
"erm... dunno, well done please"
"with oil?"
"erm yeah that's how you do it ent it... can i get chips with that"
then she looked at me confused and said "this not chip shop, this thai massage"

4 in 10 babies born in England last year had at least one foreign-born parent

>>216179947
i thought so too. they make a weird noise. don't think i knew what deer sounded like before today.

>>216180203
it won't happen, they will scream and cry and protest and commit acts of terrorism, they WILL go fully mask off

>>216180236
hao ling

ince 2018, over 180,000 illegal migrants have arrived via small boat alone.

>>216180321
a singular small boat? that's a lot of trips back and forth

ahem

>>216180349
It's a long boat that stretches from Dover to Calis, essentially a really small bridge

おっぱい
すり
(おっ)パイずり
それは英語で「TITWANK」という
「WANK ME WITH YOUR TITS」が日本語で「ぱいずりしようぜ」とか言ってもいい

i think if my gf dumped me i would kill myself

>>216180403
what a fascinating culture

>>216180321
and only 200 have been deported

mental that the nigerian prison guards just let that black rapist fella go free

walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss up
said to the little chink bird at the till "sausage please"
she says 'how you want"
"erm... oh battered please"
"oil?"
"yeah that's how cook it ent it... can i get chips with that"
then she looked at me confused and said "this not chip shop, this thai massage"

>>216180407
tell her that to make sure it doesn't happen x

>>216180403
本当…

not heard from my dad in 6 weeks

>>216180428
oh, terry fuckwit, what are you like

>>216180403
The kind of ads you see when you're in the lift in Cyberpunk

walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss up
said to the little chink bird at the till "sausage please"
she says 'how you want"
"erm... oh battered please"
"oil?"
"yeah that's how cook it ent it... can i get chips with that"
then she looked at me confused and said "this not chip shop, this thai massage"

>>216180251
they can roar sometimes
they also eat tree bark, that's why the young trees have those fences

walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss up
said to the little chink bird at the till "sausage please"
she says 'how you want"
"erm... oh wanked please"

>>216179636
Woburn?

>>216179636
That's a flock of deer

walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss up
said to the little chink bird at the till "动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门"

>>216180435
absolutely not, she can never know she has that much power over me, otherwise the foids win

>>216180529
scream

>>216180407
communicate clearly to her that if she leaves you, you will murder her

dog can barely walk up the stairs and is blind and deaf
time to be put down me thinks

>>216180529
SCR

Need it to be black friday already gave my parents my old tv because their's broke but I need a TV now I never thought I really did but after not having it for a month and only using my laptop it's become clear it was a huge mistake

gonna get a nice big fuck off one hopefully

>>216180531
look around you
the foids have won mate
i'm utterly enthralled with mine

>>216180534
Why are they always fucking midgets

>>216180534
is that mr warwick midge
>>216180557
black friday is a scam

>>216180551
Blast his head smooth off

>>216180534
Fucking hell this can't be real, why would they employ him

Schizomumberg tried to eat her own poo out of the toilet with a spoon in the hopes that it would kill her.

>>216180579
time to be put down me thinks

>>216180579
>>/deutsch/

>>216180578
think that's a bird

>>216180605
If I could take her to Dignitas I would.

>>216180628
can you not just get her put in a care facility where they would ideally lessen such behaviours?

>>216180628
What does she think of the DPD man?

finsihed the ciders
onto the wine
jamessons later

>>216180565
how did a quitter like you get a gf like that

>>216180579
>>216180628
why not get her sectioned

>>216180628
:/
sorry I was only having a laugh but it must be quite hard on you to look after your mentally ill mother
Isn't there a mental house that'd be better equipped to caring for her?

what i might do is get some large canisters of beer from the shoppe, and then go to the chippy for cod and the small chips (with gravy and curry sauces, separate)

>>216180665
Sounds like a nice little evening

RACHEL REEVES will SLASH the cash ISA tax-free limit from £20k to £10k in order to encourage more people to invest

We now go to /brit/ for their response.

>>216180659
She's in one, and has been in and out of care since she was a teenager. There's no helping with what she has, only mitigating it. Completely shattered human being.
>>216180670
>>216180674
See above - this is just a normal day, just hit me today. Grabbing her wrist to stop her spooning a pile of shit into her mouth...

waiting for the gf to go to sleep so i can poo on hear head lmfao

>>216180713
she fit?

giant prehistoric spiders is actually a myth. that fossil that was believed to be one of them turned out to be a sea scorpion. in reality, the largest known spider fossil is smaller than the largest known modern spider

>>216180715
scembug

>>216180726
>she fit?
Not really.

>>216180715
what are australian women like, every gf i've had was foreign (british, dutch, yank)

>>216180703
would be nice if she'd incentivise the S&S ISA somehow instead of just making the cash ISA less attractive

>>216180669
she's the rare malebrained girl that likes being in charge
yes I am aware of how lucky I am

>>216180713
That's a shame lad. I thought schizophrenia was one of them ones that they'd got a good handle on, as long as people actually took the meds. Got me curious enough to see if that's the case or not.

drinking the strawberry koppas, like the others they taste nice even just as juice but theres an underlying piss smell. maybe the booze

>>216180738
arneomorphus mate
seen one before

>>216180755
dont know im an incel you see

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14491927/Convicted-robber-wooed-prison-guard-born-Christian.html

woman prison officer shags prisoner and ends up in jail
he gets out becomes born again christian starts a family
she gets out becomes a lesbian

Currently less than 10cm away from a vagina

>>216180776
>as long as people actually took the meds
The problem is there is no singular treatment, there are dozens and they have pros and cons. The ones they have her on currently are extremely toxic to the liver, so they are always changing the mix and trying new medications. She's settled for the most part now, but every time they change her meds there's a risk she will go psychotic and try and kill someone or herself.

>>216180803
not being funny but have you tried having sex?

>>216180529
kek

>>216180821
alri my unborn child

>>216168479
ktim

>>216180829
Didn't even consider possible side effects. Sorry to hear all this lad. Hopefully there's a turnaround.

hate all the supermarket christmas sandwiches

why yes, I do have the united game on - why do you ask?

any incel slug man in

>>216180941
whats this then

>>216180919
omds

yesterday in a toil meeting I was sat next to one of the girls and her scent genuinely activated something primal in me
I almost grabbed her and climbed up the empire state building like king kong

>>216180964
Idk but I reckon there's troubles coming

>>216180941
what's that flag?

>>216181009
sometimes smell a musky earthy smell off women that does the same thing might be a pheromone release during ovulation

>>216180964
>>216181035
Paratrooper flag

Abortion is usually argued for in Liberal, i.e. Neo-christian terms… however it could also be argued for in right-wing terms… whatever works, right?

Even the antichristian radical right is usually pro-life… even though, as this book The Fall of Roe puts it, more poor non-white women get abortions in America than white women. Abortion appeared to be operating in a eugenic way in America, one of the few statistics that were positive, as regards maintaining White demographics in America… and then Christians killed Roe, first with the Hyde amendment, which stopped the government from federally funding abortion in its donations to Planned Parenthood, and with getting rid of Roe itself.

Abortion was one of the few phenomena, in this world, actually working in favour of White demographics, and the Christians got rid of it.

Every. Single. Time.

>>216180964
>>216181035
thats the insignia of the parachute regiment who carried out the bloody sunday massacre

screm

>p-puh-please turn yourself in we're too incompetent to do anything
This is what happens when the only crime police deal with is mean words on the internet from people who have all their details readily available

>>216181100
She's his childhood sweetheart too

>>216181035
paras

>>216181111
the guy hired to find him is paid £160k a year btw and this was his strategy

>>216181009
You'll like this book.

>>216181111
>members of the public

>>216181075
murdering babies is wrong

Sir Hadush Kebater

raping a chicken

>>216181009
It's mental how nice some girls smell, not good being a virgin freak around such people

>>216179457 (OP)
Timmy's crush

keep dozing off

>>216181259
crush of every straight bloke i'd reckon

>Approximately 1 in 100 people in the UK have schizophrenia, which equates to over 650,000 individuals

slightly terrifying that

girls love trees. sitting under one or on a branch is the feeling they want from a big giant man and his big giant penis

>>216181330
about 20 of them are ITT at any one time

>>216181344
do they like bonsai trees

>>216181330
probably a made up stat as it's just a rephrasing of 1%

>>216181118
why does he act autistic around her

>>216181330
ktim

>>216181368
diego on the lefy, me on the right

>>216181357
no but gay guys do.

never click vocaroo links because you bitches are too fucking scares to post voice and every time it's someone making retarded noises like farting ahaha soooo funny you nasally spacker

>>216181392
cos that aint his wife

American and British sign language coming to Duolingo
How's that going to work then

im scares :(

In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.

shagging my da up the arse

>>216181434
*patiently awaits your vocaroo*

>>216180844
never tried in anything in my entire life

>>216181467
t. most normal jock

>>216181446
woke nonsense
not as if duolingo works for actual languages in the first place though

>>216181454
:(

maybe, Welsh nationalism didn't have it's panties in quite the same bunch about polish refugees in the 1950s as the English did (anecdotally at least). Scots nationalism seems fairly welcoming of other ethnicities in a way that doesn't feel like tokenism.

I think the difference is more that English culture and still has an entitlement and superiority that Scots and Welsh and Irish don't have in the same way.

The symbols of englishness don't feel as important to ordinary English people as the symbols of welshness do to the Welsh or Scottish was to the Scots.

I think at least in part because the English are used to having dominion over other nations so those symbols have been co-oped by a form of nationalism that is more exclusionary.

Maybe you disagree, that's fine. Maybe we're both right.

I stand by my statement though. English nationalism and English nationalist organisations are nastier, more exclusionary and "griftier" than Scots or Welsh equivalents.

>>216181171
the roach wife

>>216181481
youre next

>>216181454
dont be :)

dont threaten me with a good time

>>216181474
https://voca.ro/11mIZXBRDqxO

neighbour knocked to ask if I'm going to move my car, it's parked outside my house no I'm fucking not going to move it

>never click vocaroo links because you bitches are too fucking scares to post voice
>fucking scares

>>216181535
you sound like a fat yank

>>216181560
why was he asking

got some korean kino ready to watch
Gongjiam haunted asylum
R-Point
The Gangster, the cop and the devil
should be a good night!

>>216181583
so he could park his car there

>>216181583
it's parked through his front wall across the street

poo shiggers

>>216181535
deary me

>>216181597
footy is on you nonce

having gay sex with myself, not a fan

scottish nationalism: i love out multicultural society, lets invite more commonwealth friends!

english nationalism: oi moite im angry fat and bald and h8 everyone who isnt a str8 yt male! now give me vindaloo!

>>216181610
lets hear your voice you nasally twink

>>216181620
is it world cup
is it euros
if not i dont give a shit

>>216181628
not nationalism then is it, not in the same way anyway

>>216181664
it's giving...paki

6 o clock
malbec open
fire on
it lush

>>216181687
fucking faggot

>>216181686
not surprised since the pitch is full of them

>welsh nationalists
404 error
you might as well talk about mercian nationalists or something

Most of the people responsible for left-liberalizing Canada were Scotcucks.

absolutely fucking rooted but i can't sleep because i've been on the speed

>>216181628
Both of these strawmen can burn

>>216181702
we don't sign our posts here

*surreptitiously googles malbec*

Lay off the fish, fatty! Lol. Saw this big boy down by the water on my walk earlier today.

>The great blue heron (Ardea herodias) is a large wading bird in the heron family Ardeidae, common near the shores of open water and in wetlands over most of North and Central America, as well as far northwestern South America, the Caribbean and the Galápagos Islands. It is occasionally found in the Azores and is a rare vagrant to Europe.

get the migrants released from the prisons
get them roaming the streets

>>216181535
chortled

>>216181009
keked

Farting a niggers head off

>>216181535
scream

>>216181702
not him but you're seething hard

strong dislike for unisex bathrooms, keep them separate

hullo :)

>>216181628
do NOT check ethnic diversity of scotland vs england

>>216181771
Into boys are we?

realest feeling in the world is the bit in hocus pocus where they see tarmac for the first time and think it's a river. i had the same indescribable feeling when i was little because kids are small you don't appreciate that they spend so much time looking closely at the ground and when i saw concrete outside our old garage how it was on the ground not as a slab or as a wall and differentiated from the road it felt unreal like a carpet outdoors like part of a movie set

>not him
sure bud

>>216181804
no, but i don’t want women in the bathrooms just as much as women don’t want me in theirs
doesn’t feel right

>>216181819
Howling - alri Graham

mental how much better life is without women

asterisk eats ya bummy hole asterisk

remember to bum your black cocks tonight

save white women by shagging your cronem yourself

>>216181857
didn't she get cancelled for being a zionist?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBrits/comments/1ofrgb2/are_small_boat_migrants_really_more_likely_to
Literally shocked this is up
Even more shocked that the top comment is what it is

>>216181950
fucking stupid foid

>>216181950
Well she's beautiful isn't she

me? getting back into Pokemon

currently playing Pokemon Flux me

julia hartley-brewer sex arse

>>216181991
grow up

>>216181950
>say less

was this meant to be 'say no more' but auto translate fucked it up

She a young ucker

just slept the whole day away

>>216181991
https://voca.ro/12hy9FLIAVW5

>>216182015
no it's just zoomer brainrot nigtalk

>>216182006
high-test good-taste individual right here, a true chad

Rorke on top non-stop beatin' Leftypop

>>216181950
Timmy's bug crush lmao

>>216182023
And she aint into you LOL

>>216182032
so what does it mean

waiter be like: say less yutedem g alasamalamalaikum
and im just sitting here like: wow aren't you a bit too BLACK to be serving in this fine establishment

>>216182067
scream

say less obviously comes from say no more you dumb shit. there's no way

Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the Father
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison

You have poured out on your people the spirit of truth
Christe, christe eléison

You are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison
May Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting life
Amen

>>216182067
roring

>le edgy cuckshit
They prefer white men no amount of repeating your stupid fantasies will change that imbecile

>>216182064
means say no more basically

>>216182100
so i was right

Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of Gods Kingdom
Kyrie, Kyrie elesion
You come in word and sacrament to strengthen us and make us Holy
Christe, christe elesion
May almighty God has mercy on us, forgive us our sins and to bring us all to everlasting life

>>216182092
Amen

>>216182118
wasn't auto translate thoughbeit

REFUSE THE SHEEPDOM !!
DON`T CHANGE YOUR CLOCKS TONIGHT !!

time theft
Is

Wrong !!

>>216182092
Seen this in Blue Archive

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761411523900349.jpg
well ziedy?

>>216182094
rorkeing*

>>216182092
>>216182120
Why do you believe a Hebrew hippie is God? How is that logical?

>>216182141
first male bonnie blue stunt when

>>216182139
same lol

>>216182136
its times fault im so ugly and decrepit

>>216182158
grow up mate

rape rorke #RAPERORKE

trans rights are human rights

just got a sexy sex message from a girl i know who asked me to meet to for dinner and "desert at yours" and she is FUCKING UGLY AND FAT

lads what do i do? drunk sex?

GLORY TO GOD
GLORY TO GOD
GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST

trans rights are human rights

>>216182162
rorke plumping up his e-gf

>>216182151
>asterisk after the word
Good one mate. Top jej

nooo everything has to be logical there cannot be any mystery in life

>>216182239
hows it funny

cold sausages and tortillas chips for dindins

nooooooo everything has to be easily digestible and explainable, if i cant understand it then its not real!!!

>>216182264
Hasnt been that way for long enough, has it? Let me guess, youre a female?

>>216182247
scream

>>216182226
don't

just eaten a terrys chocolate orange idk why i did that

>god
lmao

>>216182296
Because he's an idiot

how long did it take noah to collect every beetle for his boat you reckon

>>216182326
you're a big guy

>>216182305
part of growing up is making peace with the unknown

>>216182247
idgi whats he doing with the bugs

>>216182141
>BWC
myth, doesn’t exist

i am yahwehs chosen beetle *does my chosen beetle dance*

>>216182338
beetles can fly

>>216182365
*rapes your fucking cloaca*

>>216182326
haven't had one in years might go for it on my next cheat day

>>216182264
Christians believe man is an image of God. Man understands the world through logic. Yet, God is not logical? not convincing

this lass on sky sports looks like a munchkin

>>216182356
Its one thing to admit some things are unknowable its another entirely to become complacent in your ignorance

>>216182365
this log was promised to us 5000 years ago

>>216182342
Trying to be

>>216182383
Man understands the world through sheer force of will and strength, not logic.

>Man understands the world through logic
lmao

christ is KING

>>216182416
give it a rest homealone

get it made

>>216182383
>Man understands the world through logic
you should look up the wacky false shit greeks believed

>>216182390
Understanding your place in the universe and making peace with the unknown mysteries of life is not being complacent. Obsessively trying to play God and be something you aren't on the other hand, by messing with nature, makes you a massive sperg and generally quite an unlikeable person.

get it made

>>216179460
>>216179460

any good films going? don't really want to watch this shite football