Thread 216181653

2010 Mom Edition

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I'm cowboy Dan

4-5 pints will get me drunk. i'm not a middle aged alcoholic

>>216181697
I don't drink

Im a failure

Wish I had a Saiyan warrior gf

Ontario Ca isn't that bad

>>216181732
your life isn't over yet

I wanna be sedated

>>216181688
Do you still drink and get mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e4Hcm2kRjA

hello

>>216181976
Don't even talk to me, I saw what you did to that dog.

>>216181928
I drink. I'm not nearly as mean as some and meaner than others

>>216182003
what? i just woke up

people really treat their internal reporting and documentation extraneous make-work jobs with seriousness

>>216181820
I guess you're right
btw and this'll sound helka gay but.I dont know if it's the same dude every time who replies to me with optimistic posts when I spam my self loathing but it doesnt matter if there's one or ten of you in here. what matters is I wish I was made aware of your existence differently and got to meet and share a drink with you.

>>216181976
Hey barbie

People don't think it be like it is, but it do

A Canadian tourist was attacked by a bear while walking alone in the mountains near Brașov. He managed to escape and phoned the authorities for help. Apparently he has wounds on his head and limbs but will survive.

>>216182048
I think it's mostly me and another guy, I appreciate that, you're my favorite poster here

>>216182022
Oh. Musta been a fella looks like you.
How ya been?

I hate corporate culture so much, these niggas have literally no lives outside work

>>216181727
Do Brazilians look like this?

i feel like i’m the only one that hasn’t given up on finding nicole browns killer

If you're under thirty you need to get the fuck out my face about how lonely you are. You got teachers, doctors, therapists, basically anyone with a pussy is hurling it at your little zoomer shota cock. If you can't find someone you are actually retarded, there's no other explanation.

>>216182174
okay. slept 9 hours but still lethargic

>>216182214
i don’t think that’s accurate

>>216182190
lol

>>216182263
>t.hasnt left the house at all this week

>>216182241
The more you sleep the less rest you get

I dont have to "go to the bathroom"
I dont have to "excuse myself"
Nature is not calling
I have to SHIT.

>>216182340
if i sleep less, im sleepy throughout the day.

I thought I had covid, turns out it was just some black forest gam I ate yesterday

>>216181732
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IQHjhBq7cwE

he still thinks I check his links

>>216182373
Then take pervitin like you would've taken if you lived life under ADOLF HITLER

One Battle After Another is not playing at the local kinoplex

Mamdani Tears Up in Bronx Speech, Accuses Cuomo, Adams, Sliwa of Fueling Islamophobia

Dad's on pneumonia antibiotics

I had a sharpie marker in my pocket without realizing it

Is that a new crack on my phone

Boil that monkey head, make a soup

Heterosexual intercourse

>>216182214
I hate interacting with people irl. As soon as they do something that slightly annoys me they stop existing for me. Can't get girls like this.

reading the stranger again. what are your guys thoughts on it?

>>216183201
I don't have thoughts, I'm dumb AF

>>216183201
Stranger is also a name for masturbating with a numb extremity

>>216183201
makes me le pissed off
other ""existential"" works like the tartar steppe not as pissed off but camus pisses mes off

Sea, Sex And Sun

What if I drop a little bit of misfolded proteins in your drink?

>>216183395
simple as

>>216183458
Unnecessary

Picked up Tekken 2 for ps1 at the pawn shop

Tired of listening to the same songs over and over

Wizards of Waverly Place was kino

>>216183729
I'm not

>>216183729
Have you heard this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUNPjc2fFs

I'm reclaiming the word retarded. It is my right as a developmentally challenged person

>>216183830
no. that's alright

where are the messsicans?

>>216183926
You can also check out UK bands if you haven't done so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLk0rQORHY

>>216184081
Do both of us a favor
>>216175826

>>216184081
In my garage, don't tell anyone please

thread is depressingly slow

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING STICKY

What makes the Canadians such good deal makers?

why is the gen so ded? these are peak /cum/ hours

>>216184672
I might've scared everyone away when I was drinking or maybe they're all out getting laid

We should all meet up in France and start a racist chud gang together

Evens I play Morrowind
Odds I play Civilization 4
Dubs I go for a car ride and ponder my meaningless loser life

>>216184555
You stole that image from me

>>216184746
So what? You gonna do something?

I have an interview next week one at a plasma center the other at FedEx

https://youtu.be/Hl8suYGUEr0?si=iah--si7WK8gXFy3&t=11

Titties and beer

N

>>216184873
I've sent probably a dozen applications to FedEx and no response
I thought they hire everyone

egro

>>216185101
I don't think delivery drivers are allowed to be white

>>216185101
Go to USPS careers, put in a resume filled with lies, apply for AMT or custodian eventually they'll let you take the test

Would you like to be a political prisoner in Liberia?

So... What're you wearing?

>>216185160
I'm white but i choose african-american on every job application i send
I figure it might give me a little bump lol

>>216185297
The media does this thing where they pretend they aren't criminals in the first place and try to grandstand like with that recent Colombian guy who got killed

>>216181653 (OP)
I have seen these nudes

>>216185408
I don't believe you

1-3 Western
4-6 Hentai
7-9 JAV
0 Nofap for a month

>>216185465
roll

>>216185311
underwear

>>216185490
What the fuck

>>216185496
Doesn't matter now
>>216185490

>>216185346
Poor brown people are always good chud no matter what
If a colombian was chainsawing my family i'd let him because I'm a good hecking person

Colombian people are nice

>>216185490
>>216185519
Good luck loser

>>216185346
He was a drug dealer it don't mean he didn't fish as well

>>216185648
Their women are beautiful whores. it makes me wish i was a spanish conquistador

>>216185750
>0
fuck

hentai sucks dont know how people jerk off to it

>have no friends
>be quite happy with it
>"what do you mean you have no friends? that's bad! you should find some!"
>try connecting with some people
>they responses are lukewarm, delayed and they never text first because i'm No. 83 on their priority list, because they already have +100 people strong social network so I'm just another nuisance, but for me they are one of three people I text not out of family/professional obligation
>get extremely embittered about it because I was fine being alone but now I feel rejected and degraded for being treated like this
>go back to self-isolation but now less okay before the whole undertaking due to negative experience
>the cycle repeats after X months
I'm also NOT overtexting. They reply once a day, I reply once a day, after some 8-12 hours just to be equivalent.
To be honest I could go into total self-isolation and let go this normie hardtrying for good, but there's this only one non-normie friend I care about that I've had a great relationship with for 8 years, until she ghosted me for 6 months right before not coming to my town despite the fact that she was supposed to (we live far away but visited each other a couple of times already, but now she bailed out for I don't know why) she ignored me but now pretends nothing happened and gives me lukewarm responses, despite we having a great balanced friendship before. I want to confront her about it, but via text is no use, via phone she can always hang up and coming in person well requires her to actually come to a place at a certain time. God, I have so mixed feelings about that and I don't know what to do.

>>216185798
i wish i had friends i hate going out by myself

>>216185798
I gave up on making friends many years ago
not possible for someone like me

>>216185821
You're my friend

I keep getting calls from the University of Alberta hospital. They alsoccalled from what I believe is a doctor's number as per caller ID. I answered and it's a woman (probably) who lost the ability to speak? I picked it up and can't understand. She called 3 times. I told her the last time to text me. I have no idea who it could be

>>216185821
desu I don't like going out because you have to compromise wiht other people what to do, and I like having total control and freedom
>>216185834
might be, but are you feeling good with that?

>>216185821
Going out alone makes me feel like some kind of creep or predator

>>216185782
No. Everyone brown person with a boat is exclusively a drug dealer. That's all they do. It's fun to hang out with criminals.

I will now proceed to drink two liters of cheap wine

Got so much anger in me got no way to take it out

>>216185877
>might be, but are you feeling good with that?
No, but idk any other way of living. I guess i've had okay relations with work colleagues they respect me as I'm extremely competent, but I never make any deep relation with anyone. And when someone tries to get to know me more I feel visceral disgust and get angry

>>216185255
What's the test

>>216185961
Kill animals

>>216185750
So we're not allowed to masturbate for a month
..
what're you doin later

>>216185975
To start they give you a route in a ghetto if you survive the first week then they hire you full time

If you date a brown or black woman, it's a given that they have criminals in their family that you have to look out for like in family gatherings

>>216185961
I find release in self destruction

>>216185918
Pretty sure his neighbor said he was running drugs. If you want to defend some low life drug dealer that's a weird hill to die on

>>216186007
I work for another 6 hours, then im gonna go home and lift, eat dinner, then play baldurs gate 3 until 1 am

>>216186075
Democrats do this all the time like when they insisted that the kilmar guy was a Maryland family man.

today is KITURDAY

>poolitics
Ugh. (You) Me when it ends

>>216186149
(You)

>>216186149
cum sex

>>216186075
He's Mexican if he don't defend them they will get him

>>216186149
Can you believe a glowie is going to be governor of Virginia

>>216186089
hot

You guys should start smuggling drugs

>>216186302
no

>>216186256
I want to have sexo with an amoral glowie agent that does regime change
We'd have sex and discuss realpolitik together

You are.... Le gay!

>>216186321
Oh okay :(

>>216185843
you are practically not a real person you are just text on a screen

reading a book

>>216186412
Thats a classic

>>216186412
That's really sad, she was probably so lonely and heartbroken and maybe mentally slow

Papa Oom Mow Mow

Fucking hate homos

>>216186412
That was crazy the pictures weren't even AI, they just photoshoped his face lol

>>216186486
Why

>>216186459
She was a trophy wife who divorced her rich husband and with gave scammers the money she got in the divorce

>>216186524
Well she does look crazy tbf

Gay friendly countries hate gays on /int/

>>216186524
God I wish it was me scamming her

>>216186486
self hate is not good lad

Do you guys remember when that little bitch genie rose manipulated a autistic kid into murdering her mom, and the autistic kid is still in prison but genie got out after a few years and has a TV show

>>216186579
We're in the golden age where most boomers can't even tell a pic is AI. Make your move

I have a type and it's blond guys with glasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYO0a8ALx9w
:)

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

Y'all got me fucked up

https://youtu.be/kly6AiNJ0bU?si=ozR4wRppQD8kTeXW&t=45

I'm not gay it's just I appreciate a person who takes care of themselves

>>216186623
I'm more of an investor business man not a jeet scammer

I'm not a thief I just find things before they're lost

>>216186703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm_zX8Nj2E

i stopped my workout because i was too lazy to continue

americans are fucking weird i swear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBeIDEtb9RY

reacting to celebrity deaths like their parents just died

>>216186805
You'll never be Patrick Bateman at that rate

had to share this

>>216186732
The other day i saw a nice phone left on top of a stairwell and briefly thought about swiping it
the group was below the stair well, but I'm too white-skinned to steal from people

>>216186713
I'm not gay I just have a type and it's blond guys with glasses

I'm 2 hours into a month of no jerking. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this erection

>>216186780
what the hell is this gay shit nigga

not feeling good anons.

>>216186865
Put it in my mouth

>>216186878
zoom zoom

thoughts on >>216158614

>>216186900
i saw 2 niggas kissing bruh

I've accepted the fact that I've got small meat

Why do you 20-year-olds complain so much about everything? You have 18- and 19-year-old Gen Z women throwing themselves at you. Do you know what it's like to be 35 and not have a wife?

>>216186896
Ok. It's gone, thanks

>>216186922
okay

I mean...everyone knows deep down which cultures are better lol

>>216186956
countries that are not on the left should not exist or be allowed to govern themselves

>>216186956
love going through the fast queue at literally every airport in the world by virtue of having a white passport

>>216187011
white passport but not white skin bit curious innit

>>216187011
I like my women how I like my wine, white and european thank you

>>216185465
Heh.
>>216185490
Back to the cage.

>>216187028
my girlfriend is brown with a british passport and she gets stopped all the time especially in canada/usa

Is this true?

>>216185975
When you apply for the position they just schedule you

Lane Kiffin is so hot

>>216187079
my cousin is a brit whos dating a pajeeta its very grim

>>216187082
kinda based if true

>>216187139
Is she high caste and pretty

Why does it feel good to let people down

>>216187139
My brothers marrying a jeet but he's a fat shut in that just plays videogames, so i'm pretty sure the jeeta is just angling to get U.S citizenship
Pretty grim stuff all around

>>216187043
>>216187043
>>216187043

I'm not going to lie this made me laugh
https://youtube.com/shorts/jsyMykGOzQo?si=lDO5aiOb6wT5tFvN

>>216187139
gfberg is not indian she's from paraguay

>>216187163
I don't know I just heard he's dating an Indian

You could be fucking a northern mexican or south brazilian girl

They say Americans are the most optimistic people in the world

>>216187215
that's a pretty fucking clever idea not seen before

Damn

>>216187253
mexican girl

>>216187291
Mess with the best die like the rest

Which way will you be voting in the referendum, /cum/?

High caste Indian women are just as much of a catch as white women, if more moreso. You don't want to believe it because they're brown and you see all India as shit flingers but it's true. Don't act as if white women aren't all captured by progressive bullshit, and see having abortions and divorces and tranny children all as empowering. Yeah you'll type "jeet fingers typed this" or whatever but what I'm saying is true

>>216187139
My cousin married a Britoid and she's always saying the most annoying shit like "HURR IT'S NOT A STROLLER IT'S A PRAM" like ho you don't live there anymore

>>216187291
>~270k killed and wounded
Hmm…

I hate how s size t-shirts expose my belly, but m size look like a dress. Cursed body type.

>>216187343
Saaar

>>216187380
This but with XL and XXL

>>216187380
I have that problem
t. built like ET

>>216187291
they are truly evil

>>216187253
>>216187322
>neet gamer bitches
hell yeah

>>216187380
Get your shirt hemmed by a tailor it's cheap and easy

>>216187343
I don’t give a fuck if African Pygmy women are trad and anti-feminist. I’m just not marrying one.

>>216187380
Have you tried not being an obese fat pig?

>>216187380
quite being skinnyfat

>>216187432
I'm a race traitor because i believe in trad values

lol mexicans are fat

Just sneezed and felt a weird tingle in my penis
Don't know what that's about

>>216187075
Yes ma'am

>>216187492
screaming

canada shouldnt have pulled the ad. surely that doesnt actually help them at this point and just makes them look like they capitulated

also are captchas not loading for anyone else

So why does American media hate France so much?
Something I've noticed there's always this undertone of disrespect and condescension

is posting impossible for anyone else?

>>216187659
Yes me too, it's talking 5 minutes to make a post

BREAKING: President Trump just SURGED tariffs on Canada by +10% because of their manipulative ad that used RONALD REAGAN to oppose Trump’s tariffs

That’s the DEFINITION of FAFO!

“Their Advertisement was to be taken down, IMMEDIATELY, but they let it run last night during the World Series, knowing that it was a FRAUD. Because of their serious misrepresentation of the facts, and hostile act, I am increasing the Tariff on Canada by 10% over and above what they are paying now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

You can stay with me
You can stay with me and just pretend I'm not there
Like a sailor in a big green boat
Like a sailor in a big green coat
You can be free
You can be free and still come home

Fuck you Canada why is your postage service so shit I'm waiting for two months already fuck your gay unions and your strike

Should we go back to the sharty?

>>216187790
Canadians are stinky ON GOD

they played this before a concert once i was like godfuckindamn so i started boppng my head and the guy next to me abruptly stopped, but i kept going yo assert dominance.
https://youtu.be/H8YRsMKV6wk?si=Hc0Bjb28hpXafMWt

>wake up slowly
>look over
>nearly have heart attack and shit myself becos bedroom door is open
>always shut and lock it
>sit bolt upright
>realize it was optical illusion caused by computer monitor next to door
>brain interpreted monitor as dark hallway
hahaha. you suck satan.

why is stinky the zoomer slang of the week

>they are planning to deport Albrego Garcia to Liberia now
Couldn't have they just thrown him in jail to avoid all the drama surrounding his deportation?

Fucking LOOOAAAAAAAAAAAD

I JUST WANT TO BLOGPOST HOLY SHIT

>>216187876
Do you think he would start geniusmaxxing if you told him about Michel Houellebecq?

>>216187719
Anglo protestant rivalry o algo

>>216187876
A quick physiognomy check lets you know that retardmaxxing was not a choice he could make

This wine tastes atrocious

>>216188067
He's hot thougheverbeit

>>216188201
that's my point. he has the face of an athletic retard

Fuck you Canada why is your postage service so shit I'm waiting for two months already fuck your gay unions and your strike

I used to watch that guys videos and he started posting the retardmaxxing stuff after realizing that the humanities were too hard for him to self-study LOL

I could be asking why all day long and nobody would answer. it just is that way.

>>216187928
They want to send a message with his deportation. Come here and we'll send you to the closest thing to hell.

i want to be beheaded

>>216188293
>>216188315
Become an art thief

>>216188246
Did you buy some vtuber stuff

>>216188315
be the guy to take zuttposting into the mainstream. if its happens someone will be killed. may aswell be you

>>216188293
Lets go to burger king babe?

Might go on an incel drive
I'm a neet so there's nothing else to do

>>216188455
Watch anime

Why is Hulu such dogshit? I just wanna watch som fucking cartoons man

Awesome Angelo

>>216188478
Idk I haven't used streaming services in ages i either torrent or just find a free website online

>>216188478
Just pirate

i use tubi lmao

Use what

>>216188566
Me too. Ublock origin blocks it's ads

>delete chrome's data and storage on phone
>open spotify all my downloaded songs are gone & have to redownload 400 songs
Why does Spotify store it's songs in Chrome? Bizarre

>>216188637
Jews

>>216188478
Hard drives are cheap. Local library is best. Download that car, champ.

>>216188478
There's lots of live cartoons playing nonstop on YouTube. I've seen yugioh, ninja turtles and Powerpuff girls streams

>>216188616
Tubi and chill babe? owo

Today i played a lot of video games. I unlocked 2 balatro decks all the way to gold stake. Thats pretty hard so im happy with myself. I should've done more cleaning but oh well. Tomorrow's gonna be busy but thats probably a good thing. :)

Where do you eat? Cuck e cheese?

Do your countries have an equivalent of the Sunday Sport?

The uglier the hoe, the bigger the dildoes

>>216188951
Ive been eating granola all 3 meals a day for 2 days

>>216189002
i dont know

The Targzissians are obviously reptilian

someone please kill me

>>216189046
that’s grand-ola
hahaha

Kek

Just finished Ghost of Tsushima + the Iki Island expansion. Was actually pretty mid desu.

>>216189002
national enquirer seems very similar

>>216189131
He looks sad

i wanna get up in your guts

I am guts

I want to have sex with a pink puffy innie before i die and before I'm old and tired

Caturday

How many deadly vehicle crashes did jeets cause today?

>>216189267
Mr Blobby

>>216189312
Probably like 7

>>216189274
>AYYE JITT dhdjjsdjsjjsjdnddjjsndkgf

>>216189275
cats, like many root vegetables, may be found in the garden

>>216189312
how many NARCO shootouts did you have down the street today

>>216189405
Probably like 7

>>216189405
Jeet big mad

>>216189275
Cutie kity

>>216189416
>hating goshpedo makes you a jeet

>every mexiflag that makes me mad is the pedo
I pushed a button lol

>>216189385
>>216189424
she loves to roll around in holes that raccoons dig

>>216189453
pendejo

>>216189480
Make the new

there's one hair on my ear that's REALLY long for some reason.

>>216189513
no

made one
>>>/ck/21679051

>>216189610
rip it out with tweezers, i've gotten in the habit of checking my ears for hairs and yanking them if they displease me

Enjoyed some fine cuisine and a couple of well poured Guinness' along with it. Feeling very satisfied rn

>>216189755
>>216189755
>>216189755