Thread 216184228

sheldon edish

rtx 5070ti

when did they add health warnings to booze my wine says it will cause liver disease and cause cancer wish this nanny state would fuck OFF

>>216184244
gis' a bit

gamer pride
spread it world wide

konbanwa niggas

actually in light of recent setbacks to my self esteem i've graduated from daydreaming about women i know in real life to celebrities
a very concerning development, next stage will be cartoon characters

on the punk ipa

>>216184266
Never
#RAPEGAMERS

Imagine thinking women have actual thoughts? Wild. They're just walking holes, TBQH

need a fat hit of drug

it's the episode where bart becomes a jazz drummer

Which one is Rorkier, voting reform or saying Enoch was right?

watching gary eats
will also not be turning my clock back tonight

Can't stand people who aren't heavy drinkers. Fucking no personality

imagine what's happening at the traphouse rn

>>216184297
why do they get all the jobs now then

rorke turning back the clock everyday

fat scottish women farting on your cock

>>216184357
Bet you're a real heavy drinker aren't you

leftypol representing himself in a women's sport

yo cody I've got a 6 pack of bud light let's get wasted

>>216184363
corporations love a jobsworth

wanking to japanese girls doing unspeakable acts while dressed in school uniforms

ooooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neZZfPfAdsk

I hate dancing so much i'd make it all illegal

wish i had cancer so i could be monged out on morphine and die

>>216184363
Amazing, innit? I've also noticed a broader feminization of the workplace. Getting actual shit done is less important than talking about things, regardless of whether it leads to anything useful -- and BTW: they never *do* get anything done -- shocking

fingering my arse

leftypol dropping his kids off at the migrant hotel before going to disney land paris for the weekend

*dances and stunts on a square ass no moves nigga*

two fit 16-year-olds on the bus wearing skimpy tight short black dresses and carrying plastic handcuffs. their legs and bodies are phenomenonal.
some black guys going upstairs where they're sitting.

>>216184384
chat is this real

>>216184426
screamed at this post

>>216183968
it's a bit like that acid attack from last year

might get rum, never tried it before

imagine if a politican said LET'S HIRE MEN
they'd get my vote

Remember to set your clocks forward tomorrow

>>216184448
paedo loser

don't hear much about acid attacks these days
seems like acid attacks have fallen off

remember to turn your cock black tonight

might get sex, never tried it before

>>216184274
Brilliant. We need more of that here

>mfw as a wee lad looking up Japanese bondage

Needless to say it didn't turn out well

Rorke interpreting "turning back the clock" as an excuse to be racist again like it's the 1970s

just stopped caring about everything, me. dont care about toil, dont care about sex, dont care about video games, dont care about music or films or TV shows, have no hobbies, have no friends, i dont do drugs, i dont smoke, i dont drink, i dont speak to family, I just lay in bed staring at the ceiling and walls and occasionally post on here, and watch the same 5 youtube channels every day

>>216184448
honestly kys

when they got on the bus one of them said 'this is embarrassing' because everyone was staring at them

>>216184393
Lol, yeah, faggot

I really liked that .webm of the Japanese people in the last thread. Wouldn't mind seeing it get reposted.

Sir Bryan Tetsadong Marceau Mbeumo saved the day

he's about to bash so many katies smoove open to celebrate x

>>216184528
thats most people

hitchens isn't turning his clock back

>>216184486
yankified runt doesnt even know his country's own consent laws

>>216184540
didn't know you were a /mug/ crossposter ziedy

>>216184535
you could save it and then look at it whenever you want

IT SMELLS LIKE GASSSS I THINK SOMEBODY POOPED

>>216184475
The state recently invested in a CCTV van that drives around my neighbourhood scanning licence plates to make sure everyone has a parking permit but it also releases child sex offenders into the wild and then asks for my help and cooperation to find them

>>216184540
he doesn't waste time trying to get with hairy Latinas
timmy spending months trying to woo hairy latina whore

>>216184528
Would love to not speak to family

no one understands me

>>216184552
Is it? Is everybody in this condition now?

Really scared of Reform winning because they'll deport my white Danish wife just to kick out a few Pakis. Not really a fan of having my marriage and entire life ripped apart desu haha

>>216184586
LOL he's being chauffeured straight to the gherkin rn

forgot to take my meds again

>>216184568
he doesn't play the character when he's on /sp/

pulling out the ps4 time to do some retro gaming

And the latest from Lindybeige?

What is it that makes Canadians such good deal makers?

never forget NEVER FORGET the brave Welsh MI6 agent who was assassinated by RUSSIA and our pathetic GOVERNMENT did nothing in retaliation

does he know the clocks are going back and he's got an extra hour of freedom?

>>216184596
Live with it

i heard portuguese women dont shave their arseholes

Feel a bit sorry for yanks knowing they're being genocided by their own army

>>216184614
4 years to figure that out mate get to it

>>216184559
newcunt who cant identify heatherpaedo

>>216184638
corr

i met rorke
she's black

>>216184614
Yawn.

>>216184244
Is more expensive than a PS5

>>216184448
mmhmm

fart poo shit AMA

Haven't been outside in 3 weeks.

nothing like a little bit of power not a lot just a little enough to be an obstacle

.

>>216184635
Yum, gorgeous. The pizza looks great, too. Love David Mitchell

I am convinced they're getting their ideas from /pol/ at this point. I swear I've read nonsense like this in a thread in the 2010s

>>216184629
Wasn’t he some zesty fella who liked to dress up as a woman and choke himself while wanking?

fuck up ya fucking dickss

>>216184528
same except I care about music and I play guitar so at least I do have some hobbies, not sure wtf I would do without them

>>216184647
Are they? Or is that just a made up thing

start doing this

>>216184695
it's been pretty big that talk for years now
just hang on /fit/ and go into any thread mentioning seed oils/PUFAs

>>216184660
schizo freak you need to kill yourself

good news, my os didn't break

mbeumo chiefing that a grade loud rn

>>216184695
That decades of dietary recommendations has led to nothing but skyrocketing obesity and autism rates

>>216184738
meltie

basically only up after drinking until this morning
wasted my saturday medal coming in the post

>>216184572
I'm scared of saving it

going to be 3c tonight no energyberg i wont relent i will not fail you martin lewis

is this several month old thread still alive for any of you guys too?

really strange 4chan glitch
>>210498792

don’t understand why TempleOS is supposed to be so amazing it looks wank

just screamed at my monitor

going for the cheese and biscuits again

>>216184801
one person created it by themselves

>>216184772
people literally don't follow dietary recommendations

diego here

>>216184801
You would know what wank looks like

wasted my saturday medal with oak leaves

spaki here

>>216184835
how many angels are there

do the avatar blokes have big knobs or what

>>216184819
Right but cmon

190 here

paedo de España

I forget is /brit/ pro or anti deporting illegals?

homealone here

rap

Did I say you need permission? I’m just asking who you’re going with and you’re getting all defensive, why won’t you just say?

How does this sound

why do they call him heathermong?

>>216184914
los paedos

>>216184909
hes gone mental

camdenpaki here

>>216184909
catberg

thoughts on dlss? is it just fake and gay?

I live in Islington don't know what the problem is

ive had enough

>>216184939
when he started doing his stupid spamming bullshit here one of his first topics was this woman who appeared on some youtube stream called heather

i love it when you call me big floppa

Doing me online shopping and pondering what to buy x

Why can't jeets drive?

>>216184690
so there were 9 months between these events?

>>216184976
what's wrong mate?

Keir Starmer here, the one and only

>>216184976
UM x

>>216184976
sent you a pm x

>>216185016
fuck you keir

kalergi plan

>>216184977
I dont know where you made the connection between that and the autist we know today that spams the threads. Occasionally someone posted about heather green in 2022, god you must be so autistic to care this much about an anonymous loser, you're just as much as a sperg as him keeping track for 3 years

the heat death of the universe will happen before canadians protest immigration

rorkeypoppy x

>>216185008
might do myself in

got the snow goose on

When is Britain going to get an actual respectable prime minister again?

>>216185030
heathermong meltdown

>>216184975
any good pubs round there?

>>216185030
nice try heatherpaedo

poo

>>216185027
the greatest distraction psyop conspiracy theory the jews ever made

>>216185040
why's that?

>>216185046
never again, all are now wef puppets

>>216185030
you still do it now

>>216185046
never again, we are 30% muslims rising to 50% by 2050 the democratic vote is the muslim vote now

also i just farted and even though the windows are open it smells bad here

On the 7th July you approached V1, a 14 year old girl and her friends. You told V1
and her friend that they were pretty, that you wanted to have babies with them
and you invited them back to the Bell Hotel. You followed them around the
Epping area. When you encountered them again you made inappropriate
remarks. You offered V1, and her friends, some alcohol. None of them took this
from you. You attempted to kiss V1 and she moved her head away to prevent you
doing so.

Turning to the offence of Causing or Inciting a Child to Engage in Sexual Activity,
on 8th July 2025, having approached V1 and her friends and continuing with your
inappropriate behaviour, you asked V1 to kiss W1. Of course, she had told you
that he was her boyfriend in an attempt to dissuade you from pestering her. She
thought that if she kissed W1 you might get the point and leave her alone. It did
not have that effect. It had very much the opposite effect. You became visibly
aroused at this stage and it must have been disgusting and sickening for V1 to
have realised what had occurred.

Turning to the Sexual Assault on V2, you had approached and spoken to V2. You
asked her for advice on getting a job and drafting a CV. It is hard to understand
why you then placed your hand on her thigh whilst you told her that she was
pretty. I accepted her evidence that she gave you no reason to believe that she
would want you to do so.

>>216185064
You were posting child porn then samefagging yourself

>>216185081
trvke its completely over for us

>>216185094
I recommend you lay off the beans and toast that will fix your problem

heathertimmy teramelty

elton john and that ugly fat bloke cant remember his name

>>216184988
same, I'm contemplating what little treat to get myself to fill out my cart for free shipping

>>216185124
that's leftypol

>>216184831
and they did before they were introduced? righto mate

>>216185114
im on that carnivore diet and been having horrible poos and farts also feel shit in general think i'll be eating vegetables tomorrow

>>216185104
The Spanish have Gypsy and Arab ancestry

>>216185077
got mento elfs summat wrong with me

>>216185124
sow messi

mentos elbes

>>216185124
thought she died on stage recently

>>216185046
we're working on it mate

whatever, i guess i am heathermong because I called the autismtracker/lolcow watchers equally autistic to the spastics they've been following for over 3 years. Thats convienent isnt it, everybody that calls you mentally ill is actually one of your dollhouse characters

>>216185143
>'Mr.Beefy Farts' we called him

>>216185153
reckon the 1975 album The Snow Goose by progressive rock band Camel will cheer you up

could suck down a pack of mentos right now
the grape ones
corrr

>>216184534
Cody's been on the 3.5% beers again heard hes had three tonight

zoomers ITT think they're depressed because of tiktok or video games or some shit wait till you're 40 and your wife leaves you and you have real problems you'll know what real depression is

Mental that I have male tits

niguana lemonade

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>>216185245
mental and mad that

>>216139600
he does live with his parents you mong

quick wank
shower
go down tesco before it closes

>>216185229
>letting a woman dictate your happiness

>>216185269
thought tesco was open until 10 on Saturday

>>216185116
hi

climate change isnt real

>>216185269
tesco first
shower
long wank
the thinking mans plan of action

sex arse

>>216185141
yes? at least more closely
people are fat because we have an abundance of cheap high calorie low effort processed food and drink available at all times not because doctors are wrong to tell you to eat 5 a day

mushy peas are fucking vile

poo screaming out me arse

for me its
>offlicence for booze and vape
>tranny wank porn on
>spaff
>just eat take away
>munch
>wank again
>sleep

poo screaming out me arse

miss drinking alcohol sometimes

>>216185296
fucks sake I was doing my best to accelerate it

Richard Nixon used to eat cottage cheese with a pineapple ring for dinner many evenings
People don't eat very simple meals like this anymore
They weren't eating steak and eggs every night

>just eat take away
well obviously, what else are you going to do with it

>>216185325
Rorke life!

>>216185343
kudush kinda fly wit it ngl

>An ale-conner (sometimes aleconner or ale-kenner) was an officer appointed yearly at the court-leet of ancient English communities to ensure the quality of bread, ale, and beer, as well as regulating the measures in which they were sold and their prices.
This is what woke took from us

>>216185344
dump it on the streets of dorset

it can't be said enough times how badly Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower utterly mogs Bob Dylan's original

Reading an example from Nāgārjuna's Mūlamadhyamakakārikā of a reductio ad absurdum argument

cheadle mentioned

raping my arse on the astral plane

wouldnt mind an orangutan mate
theyre probably a reet laugh after a few beveraginos

what's your favourite shape lads

nigger sex arse

>>216185365
t. 18 year old

>>216185365
All of Bob Dylans music is shit

>>216185343
LOL

>>216185381
mate get the m&s version, far superior

>>216185383
scngrming

i'm here for a horny pissing session

>>216185398
absolute fact bomb

For me it's Bob Vylan

>>216185384
are you really claiming the original is better?
>>216185398
oh come on, Dylan did a lot of genius stuff
Like a Rolling Stone may be the greatest song ever written

>>216185124
such an odd looking woman

have never had KFC before and looked up the menu and bnhfh893ffinfj9hjnfdnjk fo9u jdjkf djs it's so fucking expensive

For me it's Rover Hendrix

mad how many news stories yu were oblivious to when you were a child

the credit crunch just sounded like a cereal to me

>Eirewashing is so blatant there it's hilarious
he was right

>>216185381
erm what is that pink thing

>>216185444
it's shit too

>>216185440
all im saying is i remember being young and supple

>>216185444
never used to be

bizarre how i;m here talking to actual children
remember when 4chan was mostly older men who could actually afford dialup internet now it's 90% zoomers on their phones

fucking ran out of beer. the woke must pay

>>216185491
'

>>216185491
shut it old man

>>216185391
Are Robin

>>216185453
me happily munching on my turkey twizzlers for tea while tony blair announced we were at war with iraq

right then some bloke has just posted a hint of his knob on here

>>216185444
was decent years ago

>>216184559
Kill yourself paki

>>216185512
>>216185459
That's my hand

>>216185443
COS AM SOO MESSAY

>>216185491
>t.

>>216185511
spainoo0ooooo00oooo

>millions of us are taking magnesium
really? there are millions of people in the UK taking magnesium? standard of reporting on the bbc is shocking these days.

>>216185365
Hendrix's version of Like a Rolling Stone (the one he did live at Monterey) is also better than Bob's

Pretty much every cover Hendrix ever did eclipsed the original songs, and he did most of them live

>>216185453
came home from school and my mum and auntie were standing round the radio looking shocked, I asked them what was wrong and they said two planes had crashed into the world trade center in new York I asked how the pilots parachuted out and they both just looked at each other so I went and played games

>>216185491
wtf this post groomed me

>>216185562
big magnesium is laughing after this free publicity

>>216185538
It's not is it, no one's hand is that wrinkles and foreskin looking

>>216185562
took some bisglycinate yesterday
meant to help with sleep

You lot shit on London but I’m here now it is pretty sick. Especially for a lad from a little village in Cymru.

>>216185562
I'm on the ol' ZMA tbf

I don't take any supplements or any kind of medication, I'm a completely natural man

>>216185627
you are a mong

Kill all Indians.

>>216185618
yeah it's shit, fuck you

>>216185572
i personally wouldn't agree with Like a Rolling Stone because I love Dylan's voice on it but in general Hendrix's covers were better yeah
Hey Joe is another example of Hendrix just crushing it

>>216185562
I've been taking zinc to make my cums more voluminous and I think it is actually working, although my pee a few hours after is neon yellow which is a bit concerning but hey that's just the way she goes

fanta fruit twist is ridiculously peng

>>216185636
You sound mindraped

>>216185618
I'm from wales where you from

8pm. Time for port and cheese.

>>216185627
Isnt that most people?

he at the traphouse
katies arriving in skin-tight skimpy dresses and wearing bunny tails

>>216185588
my phone has run out of battery so you'll have to take my word for it

Was on a Transport for Wales train earlier and learned that plenty of English locations have completely different names in Welsh, as if the Welsh are planning to conquer those locations somehow

>>216185562
there's a cohort of middle aged women that love to buy and take a plethora of nonsense supplements
believe this without a second thought

>>216185656
Tasted it in my head when reading this

>>216185641
this post right here, this is the post

61 sleeps till xmas x

>>216185665
kudush kinda flush wit it ngl

>>216185665
Looks like my uncle who is from Hull and white British if he wore too much fake tan

>>216185453
i had no idea who jimmy saville was and was getting my haircut when my hairdresser mentioned the stuff about him all came out
i said "i hope they kill him for that, then" and she told me he had already died so i just said something like at least someone already took care of him

>>216185660
Gwynedd

>>216185662
Is your name Nigel or Cecil or Rory or Bognus Tweedale-Thrippington???

>>216185647
in general a lot of old blues standards he took and destroyed them. the blues album from 1994 is full of them, catfish blues for example is a banger
also beatles stuff like Sgt peppers lonely hearts club band, and he covered some cream stuff as well

his originals are still the best tho

>I've been taking zinc to make my cums more voluminous
canada

>>216185665
need a comedy film about him bumbling into being crowned king like in johnny english

>>216185381
hyperbolic paraboloid

>>216185708
nice, powyslad here

checked my starling app and i've spent £2700 on vapes this year

just sipped on my tea but it's still really hot so I suddenly bounced up and said "oo"

absolutely buzzing off some strong tea atm

>>216185758
any good ones?

Remember that the pisslam prophet got blacked.

>>216185747
Love hiking Pen Y Fan (I am English)

60s music is pozzed
the counter culture movement in that decade is the reason globohomo exists

>>216185766
kin ell would scran all those arses

Hadush Kebatu being helped by the cronem community

>>216185776
poo seal looking a bit odd
can't put my finger on what's wrong tho

>>216185705
lol

>>216185766
peng arse with shit hair
three sad arses
one roarkus mashford
one huwhite dwarf
one barbra streisand lookin sheman

Hadush Kebatu probably has no clue what is going on and is just enjoying a pizza with his 15 year old friends.

>>216185766
BBC only needs to stand there and the pussy comes to him

Can I get 1 Hadush Kebatu Bossman

>>216185830
kys

>>216185766
hank hill

Voting reform as we speak

>>216185830
Ew

>>216185740
Fuck me off he's 29 I feel so much better and how I look at 30 something

>>216185830
They are prostitutes in a red light district

>>216185819
hadush in dis shit getting krunk

>>216185776
poo hound

you zoomers and gen alpha bitches think it;s cool to disrespect an oldfag who's been here since 2005 while you fags were wearing nappies but trust me i'd do you all in on swift punch to the jaw and you'll be crying on roblox back in my day pussies like you would get smashed

didnt know she was 34
looks at least 50

Reform UK may not be perfect but there're so much better than anything we've had in the past 80 years.

>>216185740
ugly ugly people

>>216185740
>both are 29
grim for him

>>216185916
We’ve seen how wrong they’ve got the polls bud

they freed my boy

>>216185916
Utterly mad how the Conservatives are just going to die out like that after hundreds of years

>>216185916
Just because the government have been shit doesn't mean you vote for an even worse party ffs

>>216185913
looks good for 34

>>216185932
why was he even in prison
just deport him

>>216185945
i look 10 years younger than her on a diet of /brit/ and spaffing

is the new not being made then?

reading a BBC article
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0jd7vn5nj7o

All browns should be deported.
They have no right to be here.

NEW

>>216185990
>>216185990
>>216185990

Look at the schnozz

>>216185945
would shag the tits off her

>>216185916
how the cons have any seats is mental
what demented toryboy spastic would ever trust them again
Id actually sooner support labour if i had to choose

americans are fucking spastics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBeIDEtb9RY

reacting to celebrity deaths like their parents just died

>>216185104
kek, i'm the one on the top you schizo, i even asked you in that thread to give them both a you but you didn't also the guy you just (you)'d isn't me either btw

>>216186126
they're celebrities unc you dont know them and they dont now you. you shoudlnt even know OF them. its unnatural and theyre exploiting you