Thread 216188005

Catalogue edition

is this the new then?

>>216188081
It is for me

>>216188090
sadly they've all gone for the coomer one guess i'll have to move

The world has changed so much its hardly recognisable to me anymore

>>216188325
why do things have to change?

quitting the drink from november so i'm getting steaming every day for the next week

Balls deep in this womans arse while she talks dirty to me

AS SOON AS F*CKING POSSIBLE

fucked up fucking Mexicans killed Aaron Ramseys dog

My breath smells of garlic.
Who wants to kiss me?

>>216189692
how um... how wide do their... mouths stretch...

getting niggered

>>216189692
I love creatures like this

*walks into /brit/ and catches every eye I can waiting for the compliments to roll in*

>>216189715
Who?

11pm and I just ate 5 slices of toast with Nutella, fuck I'm a fat wastemannnn why did I do it? First slice was intentional, second slice I was like heh but much but nevermind, third and fourth I'm not even sure I did consciously and the fifth was just a slice of resignation

>>216189719
big enough for you x

Sir Hiram Maxim

give me my eye back

>>216189698
bitch is fucking peng gyattt

>>216189729
I love my relations too, you're not special

>>216189746
wow your eyes look like they'd be perfect on a cocktail stick stabbed into a big sandwich

why's that cunt got olives for eyes

>>216189752
do a bite-by-bite breakdown you fucking dullard

>>216189752
I'd have two, possibly three. I can just about understand making four, as two lots of two slices. But five? Five seems like utter folly. To be quite honest, I think you've fucked up.

>>216189747
Funny…

what if he ate a crust

a new gained

Any Hull Football Club man in?

ummy

>>216189795
kek

Whoever wants to eat me out
has to first take the tampon out with his mouth.

>>216189778
Go on then you tell us something interesting

>>216189781
yeah lad I know, gonna go puke em up now

>>216189827
was that confucius

>>216189806
>bradford bulls

>>216189842
No, your mom.

what shall i do then lads
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide

rorke be like: heard those brown people speaking muslim

>>216189827
this you? >>216158533

>>216189838
five is a very strange number of toast to make
you can't even fit them in a toaster
you'd have to make four and then another alone

>>216189746
*follows you while licking my lips like the guy from the black guy with a juicy ass cartoon*

feel like i should try a new drug
what are some good drugs?

Even tho i quit cigs I still go out and stand in my garden and pretend im smoking one

>>216189862
Yeah, they've been promoted along with York Knights and Toulouse Olympique

>>216189875
No and your gf is not very pretty, desu.

how much longer can hadush kebatu go unwanked?

>>216189901
propofol and energy drinks apparently

well that's two ponies who look like good friends

Undiagnosed ADHD is ruining my life

>>216189870
Did he really say that lol

>>216189774
halloween costume

>>216189901
LSD. Cocaine. MDMA. Everything else is for daily coping, not fun

how do you get accidentally freed from prison anyway

>>216189901
methamphetamine !!

shitskins setting off their fireworks again

>>216189943
grow up. made up illnesses.

>>216189947
https://x.com/champrds/status/1982191026870575446

>>216189901
mushrooms seem like a good one, but you need a buddy who does them already to help you

not clicking that gay nigga post

>>216189901
Try Kratom! It's a mild opioid.

>>216189952
dunno but he apparently tried to return to the prison official 4 or 5 times until eventually one of them led him out and told him to get on a train to London for some fucking reason

When the liberal says something capitalist and jewish you just gotta hit him with the Freda stare

>>216189971
Isn’t though is it

>>216189715
saw lots of posters for lost cats today

>>216190006
yeah it is. grow up

>>216189999
>>216180000
indeed

Conquer Driving lad made it to 1,000,000 subscribers

>>216189881
Yeah one of them (shan't tell you which one) was actually a slice of bread while the bread was toasting

>>216190029
is that the very autistic one
prefer ashley neal

just thinking about how fucked my life is
approaching 30 and there's still no sign that i will have a life partner
there must be something wrong with me

true there is also that

>>216190056
bald cunt

the man poked the other man in the eye instead of punching him did he? very good

something inherently sex and moreish about arrabbiata

>>216190057

At this point, like, at this point where you should've been rich, like
At this point where you should've had kids, like
At this point should've built you a life, like
Look around you, don't you feel you're behind? Like
Look around you, don't you feel you're behind? Like
Look around you, don't you feel like, like
What if I never find love?
Don't know if it's scarier, the thought of us two together or bein' alone
I'm so used to bein' alone
What if I'm somebody nobody wants?
What if I'm damaged or what if I waited too long
And have mould on me? What if I'm cold on me?
What if I cut off the hand that I hold on me?
What if I'm rapidly spiralin' and tired and jaded?
Or what if I'm faded? Or what if anxiety's growin' inside me
That I might have left all my best years behind me?
Or what if I'm scared as I touch twenty-seven
That you don't appear in my idea of heaven?
Or what if I'm, what if I'm
What if I'm selfish?

>>216190015
Ok cancer is also a fake illness yh

>>216190056
>prefer ashley neal
good choice

where's the /brit/ tf2 server

fuck my black nigger life

>>216190029
his girlfriend is a polish immigrant

>>216190121
He’s a massive gimp

>>216189687
i didnt think it was semen quality if thats you're thinking im thinking

ashley neal is one of the worst driving channels after the pakistani one who fails all his mock tests

shitskin on his vpn again huh

welsh lives matter

>>216190093
>moorish
>arab

mods

>>216190143
based

>>216190146
How so?

>>216190146
>t. cyclingmikey

>>216190143
He's fought off 100 nigerians to get her then

>>216190177
>takeout
FOY

>>216190192
can't stand his constant condescending tone. I find him very grating. prefer conquer driving, feels like he cares about teaching more than he does about being an authority like Ashley.

>>216190166
typical welsh woman on the left

I knew a man
He sat behind a desk that was a million feet wide
But he laid down his hammer and he died
I knew a man
Big and fat, born without arms or legs
Born to jump in the air and clap

>>216190196
British culture?

thinking about demi lovato this saturday evening

When I was young I maintained a Word document named SUMS.docx where it had all these sums laid out like this

1 + 1 = 2
2 + 2 = 4
3 + 3 = 6
4 + 4 = 8
5 + 5 = 10

And so on

>>216190218
The last surviving specimen of Homo chriscolemanensis

>>216190185
erm... why is the "welsh" knight dressed like an anglo-norman knight?

Best driving channels are World Driving and the Indian lady Clearview

what does being fucked in the arse actually feel like? Asked on /lgbt/ before but just got loads of joke answers

Just got back from a great day out with the family doing autumnal festivities. Glad to see everyone is having a normal one over here

>>216190247
when i was young the computers looked like this

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful. A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical.

and just like that man u and good and liverpool are bad again. just like old times. liverpool should rehire brodgers

>>216190259
like doing a poo over and over again

>>216190259
depends on your state of mind

>>216190259
ask your dad

>>216190297
corr

x2 = x/2 *1

this is the same yank that was posting CP about a week ago, guess he got too pussy about it and got scared of being caught cause now it's just the regular porn

>>216190277
Welsh chap tramping n that

>>216190259
I've never been fucked in the ass but have stuck stuff up there if that's acceptable experience

>>216190254
Symbolic use not historical mate

>>216190260
salsa?

>>216190316
kek

>>216190322
and how exactly do you know that hmmm?

>>216190322
>regular porn
Amigo.....nada de eso es normal

>>216190306
did that mongoloid

>>216190298
How do you mean

>>216190335
Bit embarrassing

>>216190353
good hunch, just porn spamming and the yank flag who was just here a week ago doing the same thing

last mates dinner we had my best school mate was saying he should have married foreign or immigrant as many married immigrant and were still together with their wives or partners. I tried to tell him the problem was he shagged a girl that lied about her age the first time they met, then lied about being pregnant, then lied about not being pregnant. He had it very difficult, complete chad could shag any girl he wanted and usually did but this meant when he did find a girl he wanted they didn't trust him at all. He loved one girl, proper love of his life only girl he never cheated on but she never trusted him one bit and made his life hell. Following him around accusing him of cheating nonstop with horrible friends lying and telling her he was definitely cheating on her. Now he's got a baby mum that's mean sees his kids now and then and can still get a shag whenever but he really just wants his oneitis back.

Might get on antidepressants. Nothing but grey

>>216190381
Raging ahaha

>>216190374
dunno why but there's something about a knob being sucked by a beardy face that really doesn't appeal to me as a completely 100% straight man

>>216190260
post the source faggot i can;t see that link

>>216190185
based
welsh people bow to no one

>>216190376
looks like the start of a louis theroux interview where he asks her some geeky question about why she likes selling bags of frozen turds to strangers

>>216190163
>the pakistani one who fails all his mock tests
that guy is hilarious kek I don't know how he keeps getting clients

>>216190385
it's a vpn using faggot
probably belgian or dutch

>>216190393
ok

>>216190411
>welsh people bow to no one
Well except for internationalism in the guise of welsh nationalism

Rorke watching all of this video with his mouth agape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7VhlsqeeqI

>Kira Cousins, who faked a pregnancy and claimed the baby died shortly after birth


Why did she do it? Her story is all the talk in Scotland

>>216190393
blimey

>>216190444
attention

Why does welshmong have such a problem with Ashley Neal?

>>216189916
fuck right off
I'm sourcing them anyway

https://temp.sh/zGVsk/web250.mov
https://temp.sh/dhmeq/web250_2nd.flv

>>216190411
Remember when King Edgar the Peaceful was crowned at Bath and then headed to Chester so the kings of Scotland, Strathclyde and the various Welsh kingdoms could symbolically row him down the River Dee?

Good times for the ANGLO BVLL

you can't help but laugh at the absolute state of this country

Hadush Kebatu has been told to return his winnings in the Euromillions as they were paid to him in error

mumberg just told me she wants me to move out, she wont force me but she "doesnt want me here anymore" and its time to "start my own life"

ad how in the future people will die of simple infections because today some cunt mum was given antibiotics constantly for their little cuntsprog's virus and just wouldn't shut the fuck up complaining to the doctor about it

>>216190483
happy 40th lad

Being Welsh is a disability

>>216190216
He's not condescending at all, he just doesn't talk to you like a primary school teacher
Can tell you're low IQ

>>216190467
Why do you think I’m welsh

>>216190483
How old are you lad?
How useless on your own?

hadush kebatu should be in the House of Lords ngl

I'd shag the Indian driving lady

Fucking hell almost forgot about the clock change that could have been bad given that I need to be up at 6 tomorrow

>>216190477
kek loving this new gimmick, very Brass Eye

>>216190379
sometimes you can do all the prep and it feels irritating or even painful if you're nervous or you're digesting food or whatever
other times it's good with the right person or if you're doing it yourself and know how to do it right, but i think you should be cautious and stay away from people who tell you you'll have a million orgasms and ascend to nirvana they have broken arseholes

cunt women really be getting a sore throat that will clear up in a day or a bacteria in their fanny from being whores and immediately going to the GP demanding antibiotics and killing us all in the future. women should never have been allowed to do anything for themselves. lock them up lock them up

>>216190468
Definitely not clicking these

It's obvious why people are proud to be English.
I can understand the patriotism of Scotchmen and the Irish too.
There's one little country that seems to have little worth celebrating, however...

>>216190316
kek I can't top that

those posts arent me

>>216190393
use paragraphs mate
not reading that absolute wall

>>216190483
probably didn't come out of nowhere and she had to work up to finally telling you so you must have had ample time to prepare

do the clocks go forward or back

we must be mad, absolutely mad

>>216190581
back
meaning we get an extra hour in bed
so our braintime will thing it's 7am
but the governmenttime will be 6am

>>216190581
depends which way you're facing lad

>>216190581
its digital on your phone mong

>>216190547
If you fast for 24 hours is that enough? I don’t want to stick water pipes up my ass

>>216190483
get out to fuck
the second i could move out at 17 i did
dossing about your folks house is grim as fuck, or it was for me anyway

My former neighbour was a well-known actress. I remember the day she moved in; I was sitting in my living room watching tv when I saw an older woman moving in next door. I recognised her immediately.
She was a nice neighbour, a bit eccentric as thespians often are. She would invited us for tea and drinks quite often. She'd feed our cats and water out plants when we went on holiday.
On one occasion, the postman accidentally delivered one of her letters through our letterbox and being nosey, I opened it. It was a quarterly or annual statement (can't remember which) showing her royalty earnings for films and tv programmes she'd be in.

mad how every woman is an annoying bitch

>>216190581
the cocks went back up my arse

David Lammy is said to be "livid" as Hadush Kebatu receives a shipment of parliamentary bananas in "unrecoverable error"

fumbled another great run in spelunky 2 award

>>216190649
Herts or Bucks man posting

quite disturbing how often I fart whilst wanking
makes me wonder if shaggers fart whilst shagging

is that a thing?
does that happen?
the mind boggles

if you start shagging 3am you can you lasted a whole hour

>>216190649
did you shag her? if yes, was it up the bum?

>>216190560
Belgium?

>>216190649
how much was it

>>216190665
Ragin aha

>>216190626
that's probably fine but if you've got a problem with water pipes you'll hate what's coming next x

Who’s he talking about?

>>216190688
yes it happens

*tears up the treaty of /brit/angi in the thread*

>>216190581
spring AHEAD
fall BACK

fucking 'ell, just found out Hadush Kebatu is having me evicted lads

how did this happen

>>216190722
Israeli presumably

spooky !!

I like Hadush Kebatu, and I don't a moment think he poses any risk to women or girls. I also don’t believe he is a paedophile.
Kebatu is a cheerful bon viveur who was merely courting some young ladies he thought were of legal age (as they would be in his own country).

this gold week with an power stat A tier horse pussy or the same legacy boost as A tier

>>216190757
whats this all abiout then

>>216190757
HR broads when they see my application

they're getting things ready for the fireworks display

>>216190757
flashbacks to year 6 when my primary school teacher did the same to my test for cheating
then she started levitating and flying around the room too so i guess she was more advanced than the woman in the video

the hakas cringe enough but women hakaing should simply be punishable by death

think it's funny when someone gets banned and you go back and see what other posts they made

Lads l have a character.ai question a non-AI romance question

>>216190786
she found out she's 2% native (with a 2% margin of error)

>>216190851
go on

>>216190847
your life is a lie then

the saints

>>216190875
the mentaldruggyhomeless problem in southampton is getting worse

Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of rye

>>216190864
I just want to use the voice feature because it has a much better range than any other bots. Why is it so hard to find a bot/character that will just repeat what I copy/paste into it so I can hear it?

>>216190874
whys that then

>>216190875
I was reading the other day that Lithuanian is the most ancient and conservative language in all of Europe and actually has familiarities with anceint Sanskrit which linguists use to see what all Indo-European languages have in common.

Is this true?
How'd you keep it so untouched by outside forces?
You niggas live in a cave or something?

seriously though cocks go black in about 3 hours

just beat the grand masters and then Ronald and then inherited the four legendary cards (Moltres, Zapdos, Articuno and Dragonite). and the cards I mostly used? Hitmonchan, Rhydon and Machamp. PRESENTLY watching the unskippable credits roll.

im not the raped by the internet

>>216190933
your dad goes black every night mate

>>216190913
no clue maybe ask your character.ai girlfriend about it

>>216190942
brilliant game
should do another one they should

shush

>>216190923
Notice how all the workers have verticle foreheads and the tramp has a sloped forehead

fuck off neek i'll batter you

>>216190926
The roots of Finnish, Estonian, and Basque languages predate the arrival of Indo-European language speakers in Europe around 4000 BC.

>>216191029
only thing you batter is your chipolata sausage

>>216190999
they actually did. japan only, but you can download it and patch it into english. it includes more cards and has a storyline about team rocket invading, and if I recall, it has limitations and rules per fight to actually encourage you to make different decks.

>>216190847
not all bans correspond to one poster and there are posts itt that have not been banned
for example, the tranny spammer used the swiss and usa flags
which means he obviously doesn't have to be a yank, because he's using the botnet (not 'a vpn')

>>216191042
no source for this whatsoever

>>216190901
SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE A POCKET FULLA DOSH
DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE BOSH BOSH BOSH

Off to janny's to make my "payment" to allow /brit/ to still exist lads
Wish me luck

>>216191069
shut it you boring bastard

>>216191018
I have a vertical forehead and I’m a life long NEET (26 years old)

Hello

just got game over

>>216191082
wtf I've also been making payments to janny for months now

>>216191106
gutted........... which game?

>>216191082
yeah called sucking my dick

>>216191018
who's that dolescum who lives on the south coast? he has a sloped forehead

>>216191120
game of life

>>216191069
and the one who always posts mlp themed images yet gets away scot free

>>216191144
don't think you've quite got a game over lad if you're still alive but you may very well be soft locked like most of us here

>>216191042
Finnish and Estonian are Uralic, and Uralic shares a common ancestor with Indo European. Basque is an isolate though yes.

>>216191087
just trying to help this thread not be retarded for once (futile endeavour)

sir Hadush Kebatu

>>216191105
Fucking Hellenic Pederast

>>216190926
Lithuanian is the closest European language to PIE

>>216191179
LOOOOL

for me, it's tan wedges

>>216191213
>PIE

nigga thinks he's james bond crying face crying face pirate flag skull

>>216190757
woman showing their true form

how will you be sending your extra hour

>>216191157
I bleed for this shit hun

>>216190926
PIE itself changed
for example right the satem/centum thing
originally in PIE 100 would have been like centum
the languages that deviated first kept centum
but all the ones that diverted later use satem
so in that instance lithuanian is 'newer' than the languages that diverted earlier

how does time changing affect bans then

yeah have fun with mental womeme
ill be over gere with the twinks and femboys

time to sleep in my single bed once again

can feel my toothache going off but i keep getting the urge to aggravate it for some reason haha
what am I like

>>216191275
I too read The Horse, The Wheel & The Language

reaction videos get a bad rap, but some of them are indubitably kino

>>216191305
Your lizard brain wants you to rip that fucker out

horse

>>216191327
yeah interesting book, think some might probably be outdated now
i think the centum/satem thing is quite widely known amongst people who are into this stuff though

Staffordshire mong.... I didn't know you were a bender?

>>216191243
can't help you're amazed by anything above your retard iq

>>216191256
It's just not that important in the grand scheme of things
I'll still laugh and mock trannies, but I don't see them as a danger or threat to society as some people do
The only people they are potentially hurting are themselves if they change their minds later on

Leicester Square , 11pm on a Friday night

24 hour City ?

I’ve lived and breathed central London for 30 years and this breaks my heart

>>216191375
mong

>>216190926
yes, it's one of the oldest languages in Europe

>>216191374
lol

>>216191366
straight as an arrow me

might do a wank to some cheeky victoria voxxx

2 hours until they steal our time

fucking CRUSHING spiders with my bare HANDS
I hate them!!!!

>>216191390
lol who actually cares?
in china town i once saw a n*gger carrying a drunken white girl who had passed out on his shoulder and off into the darkness. i remember her pale bare legs dangling from his shoulders

>>216191427
The lines in question

Keep singing You by S Club 7 and adding the n-word to the end of each line
>You are all I need to get me through, nigga
Like a fallin' star I fell for you, nigga

kernow :((((

>>216191438
where's the dossier?

total nigger biscuitation

>>216191484
same but every song by anyone ever

cornrows :)))

>>216191375
yeah never mind the discord nonce cults, the troonshine sellers, the 'advocates' convincing kids to take hormones and get the surgery, etc. etc.

>>216191520
Please try singing You by S Club 7 in that way
I say he word nigga faster than the other words

>>216191374
biscuited that noog bixxer

>>216191524
So what?

>>216190820
think they werent allowed to until recently
fun fact women aren’t allowed to play the didgeridoo

twinkle twinkle little star, nigga
how i wonder what you are, nigga

why do indian women have narrow skulls near the temples and does this not affect their brain power?
they literally have skulls like children

based

>>216191347
they got these niggas doing anything these days

>>216191584
well if kids getting nonced by freaks is not one of your concerns i doubt you can be reasoned into caring

NATO and Russia are about to go to war.
Storm Shadow missiles have already been used in Russia, and although Russia haven't openly declared it yet, you are already at war. Russia are debating what their next move should be, a tactical nuke on Germany or Poland

>>216191606
autism

>>216191626
no they arent
be quiet

have you ever loved and lost somebodynigga
wished there was a chance to say i'm sorrynigga

>>216191628
>>216191628
>>216191628

>>216191374
ye alright big shot

>>216191626
it's either the whole arsenal flies or russia gets steamrolled. Nukes off the table, NATO would reach moscow in a month.

Bet her bum is stinky.