Thread 216198979

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>>216198979 (OP)
SEAGULL

only birbs

>>216199162
Fake ass crab

>>216199140
Holy shit is this real

You can't just call people you don't like "honorary Israelis"

Why can't we talk about nice things? And be nice to one another? thank you

>>216199216
This isn't iceland

>>216199216
ura fake ass

>>216199216
This isn't fucking iceland

>>216199218
Prefer not to say

>>216199216
I took this picture in chicago here are some white girls thank you

>>216199354
How many miles?

>>216199095
giwmawtf

>>216199362
Poor guy
Imagine having your mental illness destroy your body for everyone to see

>>216199403
I don't get it

I think Bill Watterson couldn't decide if Calvin was 6 years old or 12 years old

>>216199414
calvin and hobbes IS for smart people, not the "modern audience"

>>216199370
What do you mean?

>>216199414
Bill is incredibly full of himself.

>>216199423
nigga when you have to write 6 comic strips a week for 30 years you're gonna have to take some minor liberties

Time eat cereal!

Calvin and Hobbes is in literally every Brazilian university entrance exam

>>216199443
t. SEETHING scamcademic

>>216199443
That’s not the point. He’s making fun of obscurantism in academia

>>216199467
I'm a jeet and I wrote my entire physics dissertation using AI, what the fuck do you have to fucking say to that motherfucker? Still landed me a high-paying six figure job and you're here frothing from your fucking mouth, fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216199466
What do you mean by that
How are they testing you on Calvin and Hobbes

>>216199486
like I said, C&H is a VERY HIGH IQ comic strip you have to read above a 7th grade level to understand it.

>>216199493
They get a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip and ask questions about it, sometimes related to Portuguese, chemistry, or physics. The University of São Paulo often uses it in their entrance exams thank you

>>216199381
why? what would you even do with it

>>216199414
ever wonder how destiny and vaush rationalize their behavior

>>216199582
Back it up for a real one

VGH...the dream...

>>216199627
I would be so horny if people were racist against me

>>216199604
Destiny just about employs the pigeon chess strategy when debating almost anyone under the hot,boiling sun

I'm from Humberside

>>216199604
Destiny just about employs the pigeon chess strategy when debating nearly anyone under the hot, boiling sun

So much of 4chan culture and ideology is just bucket crab shit. This is the realization that will set you free.

>>216199681
Like what

>>216199581
It's impossible to cuck Hobbes. He would simply treat it with bemused detachment.

>>216199681
my opinion: create an incel board named /creep/ and posting incel whining outside of /creep/ is an autoban

I've never seen Jason win a debate in /cum/, not even an argument

>>216199699
you can't cuck hobbes he's a tiger and also not real

>>216199581
Whoever drew this deserves to be flayed alive

>>216199704
if you really want this for 4chan, you should just go to reddit
>>216199681
if you feel this way, you should just find another site

not joking

>>216199731
sorry kid, 4chan has always been a normie board before you incel tourists showed up and ruined r9k

I'm headed to pisshortons what do you guys want from there? thank you

>>216199749
It's called "Singh Hortons"

>>216199729
why it's just a joke

>>216199581
>>216199729
Oops I thought that was Calvin kissing some guy I didn't realize it was Susie lol

>>216199755
It's not called the trump tower it's the st. regis tower thank you

more like...shit shartons amirite boys

>>216199768
>>216199770

>>216199742
im just giving an honest suggestion

>>216199693
he was a skater boy she said see you later boy

I was so happy yesterday when I was drinking 10 tallboys. Now I'm not so happy.

>>216199784
Every canadian here is a jeet that lives in brampton or the GTA

>>216199793
it does sound like you're a newfag who needs to GO BACK

>>216199808
I took phenibut 5 days in a row now I gotta brace for the upcoming withdrawals fml

Would love to keep shitposing with my /cum/ bros but I have a long day tomorrow and need to go to bed
Good night!
Have nice dreams!

>>216199848
>phenibut
Penis in but

>>216199699
>It's impossible to cuck Hobbes. He would simply treat it with bemused detachment.
what about brian

>>216199875
Who's cucking who here? Brian is a family dog

Just get the fuck away

>>216199885
brian is madly in love with louis

Hobbes just likes to flirt with Susie

Remember that episode where Brian died

>>216199216
The crab is real in the sense that it's a plastic toy

>dog and wife have a romantic sub-plot
subtle social critique of white women

>>216199911
no

What does it mean to be "real" anyways?
If fictional things aren't real, for example, just because they aren't a physical reality, what does that say about us? We normies who will never be as widely known or influential as characters like Achilles or Sherlock Holmes. Your dead mom is but a grain of sand on the beach of existence compared to SpongeBob SquarePants. Is she more real because she once walked the earth?

Sneed

Hello
I am Noland.

white women fuck dogs is a jealous brownoid meme. its whole basis isn't the idea that white women actually do it, its a critique of white women treating dogs like people. essentially, its criticism of white peoples empathy for animals, which brownoids don't understand or respect

>>216200274
White 18-21 year old girls are trad, much more trad than any other kind of woman

>>216199808
Elisha Cuthbert was so hot in the girl next door thank you

had a decent night sleep