Thread 216199558

making love with him/her edish

looking in the sky and enjoy the life

right well I'm getting out of bed now but only because I need to pee

the future is bleak

good morning all

>>216199573
That cloud looks like a lamb

cold sausage for breakfast

>>216199587
morning mate x

>>216199587
dont remember asking

>>216199587
am ambivalent

Cats be like “add me on Litterboxd”

Is there a way to find out if a house is rented or not?

My lower class single mum neighbour has been strange lately. Her usual pattern seems disrupted. Her daughter has barely stayed at the house. Her lights are off more often which is unusual and when they are on, her kitchen and bathroom are looking less cluttered when usually there is shit everywhere like your typical lower class scruff

>>216199586
presents not exactly rosy either

>>216199680
Lmao yeah and they're also like "check my CV on LitterboxdIn" lol

>>216199757
when when i unwrap the quality streets i got for christmas

Cats posting on catshit formerly twitter

In the bath x

>>216199782
pmsl, might be better than the original

got a mug of earl grey x

earl gay

>>216199837
Hope you accidentally upend it all over your chest

>>216199821
wish i was there x

>>216199849
just not on pal

>>216199849
rude bastard

wen wen's the name of my part time girlfriend

>>216199718
get her shagged

>>216199883
I'd let her break my limbs if you get my meaning

eating chocolate hobnobs x

>>216199913
eat my hotnob x

>>216199718
genuinely very odd of somebody to be checking on what their neighbour's doing this much

rorkes mum putting Fireplace Evenings of Calm: Burning Logs, Crackling Sounds, and the Serenity of Pure Relaxation on the tv which is above the fireplace

neighbour's been a bit quiet for the past few weeks and their place absolutely reeks
I was going to leave a note but the inconsiderate bastard hasn't emptied their mailbox for ages

>>216199879
wahey

>>216199968
wahei is her coworker

YYYY-MM-DD

Always

>>216199961
popped his clogs ain't he

buying new xox as all mine have holes

>>216200006
me when i see a dutchman's footwear fall apart

Joined the Choir Invisible

when you're gone,
how could i, even poo, out my bum?
when you're gone,
how can i, find the strength, to do farts?

>>216200010
bought a bunch of uniqlo heattech socks, very peng

>>216200019
how did they know you were there?

>>216200003
A fellow ISO8601mong I see

>>216200031
it's these for me

>>216200030
we need more posts like this

HELLO POLLY

>>216200003
good for my asmr archive

>>216200064
i do loads but i think i'm the only one who does them

watching a lesbian jav when one of the actresses turned out to have a penis and started fucking her co-actress

>>216200096
unfortunately i cant help as i'm simply not a good enough poster

>>216200097
was it hinted at in the plot?

>>216200114
no

might have to go into toil later, it not right

>>216200037
*ISO 8601-2:2019

buying these socks

oops sex change! futanari father's daughter lesbian penis fun

>>216200123
what a twist

>>216200097
ummy

Just updated ChatGPT on all the facts behind 190 pretending to be Aisha's boyfriend for 4 years

>>216200151
step yo game up playa

on the decaff

rimming a woman looks nice because they have good looking holes
and while conceptually it's gay and more disgusting (men's holes being more grim) i think i would prefer to have my arse licked than lick a good looking womans arse
as sensationally it would feel nicer

*quietly goes about being the best crisps in the country*

>>216200151
Hope they were shipped with a pallet of bottles of RoundUp and you get Parkinson's Disease from the glyphosate residue

>>216200197
way better branding and shapes than this shit

why does no fast food franchise do hot dogs

going to play some red dead redemption

>>216200219
mcds did once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc7Y8L-RBNo&list=RDXc7Y8L-RBNo&start_radio=1

>>216200196
frankly i would prefer to do neither
i would maybe do anal if the girl wanted it, had a nice arse and properly cleaned before
but i'd like to go through life without the slightest chance of knowing what shit tastes like

cant believe it's already 12 minutes past 10. fml

>>216200230
they were awful from what i can remember
heartbreakingly disappointing actually

>>216200246
what the fuck my laptop says 9.13 but my phone says 8.13 what is happening?

>>216200223
1 or 2?

>>216200230
all im asking is for a place that can offer something between octoberfest bratwurst and football stadium reheated cocks from a jar. does such a thign even exist

>>216200219
The ones that run KFC over here tried to do german sausage stands in food courts and it went to shit in hyperspeed

>>216200277
1
never played it before

>>216200268
Phone set to Icelandic time.

My neighbour is a woman in her 70s who is an extreme hoarder and watches tv non-stop, mostly CNN. The neighbour beside her (two houses from me) is a ~50 year old NEET virgin. His father lived there until he died a few years ago. I can't remember if the mother is alive.

>>216199599
Goat.

plotting a second coffee of the morning

>>216200300
plotting any good posts?

>>216200287
you're in for a treat

>>216200294
Get them shagged

>>216200306
not currently on my bucket list

my neighbour puts out washing every single day he's not right in the head

we Had Time
stolen

from

Us .. It`s
Wrong !!

im not eating that pasta shite
fuck off

>>216200287
played red dead 1 thrice me, never finished the second game but did play it

>>216200358
i could eat pasta for breakfast dinner and tea

playing with my knob x

>>216200364
HOW fascinating!

>>216200374
corr lovely

>>216200294
care to share any other boring news from the lives of people nobody here knows or cares about?

>>216200353
why do you have to post like this? it's really cute and makes me blush and smile and stifle a little giggle

got one step beyond on

>>216200374
the ultimate fidget toy for autistic children

got my bum out x

>>216200401
why would a tank be up there?

>>216200406
this is the heavy heavy monster sound
the nonciest sound around

>>216200401
rubbish

ate a chinese last night and vomited it all back up with some of the beer

love baking bread but i wish you could do it in a quarter of the time

I’d eat her poo.

>>216200447
breadmaker can make a loaf in like 80 minutes

feeling really gay this morning x

>>216200390
played dragon age origins but didn't finish it cause i messed up my hard drive

>>216200454
yeah but i want it done in 20

>>216200454
now imagine it could do it in 20

>>216200427
>ate a chinese last night
Alri Jeffrey Dahmer

>>216200454
been meaning to get one of those

once bitten, twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

Going to do something REALLY SCARY for Halloween >:)

any gay lads in x

>>216200499
faggot

>>216200479
me talking about girlfriends

>>216200390
done him

It's a bright and very fresh morning. The fun fair has gone for the year and the car boot sale is back.

>>216200549
yaaaaayyyyyyyyy

At the GP and some poor old bugger has turned up an hour early

>>216200549
biomass spotted

Find it pretty gay eating hot dogs. Just shoving a cock sized foot item in your mouth like you're about to suck it off just isn't appealing to me. Fair enough if you do though.

>>216200549
any good tat today lad?

>>216200559
ye you

>>216200559
on a sunday???

>>216200578
you must have cock on the brain constantly

>>216200578
You eat the hot dog, you don’t suck it off.

well that entire ruse has fallen apart hasn't it now. hope you're happy

>>216200578
i only eat cock sized foods. hot dogs, bananas

>>216200585
Fuck all today mate unfortunately, not even anything worth picking up and asking "'ow much mate?"

It’s over, they got him

>>216200493
Girl keep your distance, don't let them out of your sight
Tell me, baby, do you recognize heebs?
Well, they like to LARP as White, it doesn't surprise me
(((funny noses)))
Precious metal names in brackets
In my browser, coincidence detected
Now I know what a fool I've been
If you don't gas them now, I know they'll jew me again

>>216200549
is that an alien?