Thread 216319966

Beaver Edition

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I don't trust myself around women

real new

beavers are so fucking based love those dam niggas so much

Sydney wins again

>>216319966 (OP)
based beaver thread THIS IS THE ONE

>>216319982
Afraid you might slip and your dick might fall out of your pants and before you know it you're raping a girl?
Yeah I get it

Beavers work all day because they actually love their job

bober kurwa

my EBT my EBT I just swipe my EBT (swipin') my EBT my EBT I just swipe my EBT swipin' all day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk

The hunted

>>216320001
damn this bitch looks ancient

>>216320026
miserable faggot fuck off

>>216320026
new silence of the lambs is looking scary

>dad is going to idaho to celebrate thanksgiving with my stepmom's side of the family
>Im toiling on halloween

>>216320046
thanksgiving was weeks ago, and only children care about halloween.

>>216320046
are you not invited?

>>216319997
>>216320003
>>216320010
canadian bois love their beavers

>>216320079
love a nice beaver

>>216320001
Holy shit

>>216320001
grim

>>216320092
beaver tail?

>>216320106
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

would tongue punch Sydney's fartbox

>>216320124
WOAH!!!!!!!!

>>216319966 (OP)
W edition

>>216320124
this video is proof that women look way better when they smile

Men age way better than women

>>216320149
her tits look good too!!!

>>216320155
Women youth better than men

>>216320155
not necessarily.

>>216320168
pic unrelated

>>216320174
shut up you queer /cum/ is a GILFlover thread

Doggy doos gonna lose the series.

wish i was munching on some chips

>>216320124
Fake tits, dropped

choked on da bong hit

Blue Jays are pwning Trump right now and it's making him seethe.

>>216320205
based

>>216320192
Are you a woman born after 1994

>>216320218
Hunter has fake tits too

>>216320168
well i'm huge into twinks. I was a cute twink from 16-26 or so then I started lifting weights and I transformed into a twunk from 26 - 30 (my current age). Once I phase out of twunk I'll just be a hot daddy

>>216320226
fake pussy too

more like the WHO jays

>>216320236
Hunter spammers have made sure that i know he has a real dick

>>216320219
do you suck dicks

>>216320230
abhorrent post

Clues by Sam solved in two minutes and five seconds

>>216320236
I'm very confused. My whiteness seems to fluctuate. The other day, I went to the library, and everyone was staring at me and being rude. Today, I went to this retail club, and all the cute white girls wanted to talk to me, were smiling, and were nice to me. (I was the only guy there.) I asked them where they thought I was from, and they said American. But then I said I was a foreigner, so they guessed somewhere in France or Eastern Europe, insisting that I was definitely a white European. Then I told them I was a fucking Brazilian, and they didn't believe it. Fuck a fucking duck thank you

The beaver, the moose, such nice animals

I should write romance books and just churn them out on amazon for like .99 I get so many hyper specific ideas that I think that women and booktok bitches would love

>>216320284
your mom has a nice beaver

>>216320290
Your mom's beaver looks a little beat up

>>216320290
you're AN white european?????????????????

who could be more native to the Americas than the Mestizos and Metis?

>>216320326
people who aren't of mixed blood?

>>216320326
Europeans are native americans because america wasn't founded before they arrived

>>216320124
Holy SHIT
IF YOU THINK THIS IS UGLY THEN YOU ARE THE GAY

>>216320205
Sydney is well known for her stunning naturals
There are plenty of videos of them jiggling

maple glazed ham is one of the best meats ever

i'm a 36 year old 400+lb neet virgin. i started going to community college 2 years ago to try and turn my life around but all its lead me to do is rack up 20k in student loan debt so far. the only reason i made it 2 years in is because all my classes were online and i just chatgpt'd all my assignments and tests online it's insane they even let me do it. it seems theyre cracking down on it now and a lot of classes are purely in person now with proctored exams so i hit a wall in my csci degree because i loathe studying and can no longe rjust chatgpt everything. so now im stuck in another dead as an old fat fuck loser with a mountain of debt on a degree path that i can no longer finish because ii cant just use AI to do all my work for me anymore

ALL CAKED UP

>>216320390
This is AN european woman

next level naturals

>>216320352
get out of Colombia you dumb worthless guiri also you're wrong, the concept of America was forged by the Spaniard, Portuguese, and their descendants (Mestizos)
>>216320330
they're mixed blood is the tribes of the Americas and the first Europeans to set foot on the land. Who could be more native?

>>216320442
dinosaurs

>>216320387
Start building discipline by doing one thing every single day. Then add another thing. And so on. Eventually you will be happily accustomed to hours of self-chosen work a day.

>>216320442
I'm Brazilian but everyone here tells me I look yuhruhpeean and i live in wisconsin where everyone is icelandic white fuck a duck thank you

entering the dream zone peace niggas

I always find it annoying that science fiction and fantasy are grouped together, especially when I was younger and read more because I had an autistic dislike of scifi but loved fantasy and at the time amazon and barnes and noble had them as one category and it was very hard to find things, now my attention span is too short to read a book

>>216320473
gn /cum/stain, I too am heading for the great abyss now

>>216320492
enjoy

>>216320464
>just do a thing and then another thing
This doesn't even count as advice

>>216320442
America was founded by Britons

I like stories in the real world but have been getting into sci-fi

america was founded by albanians

I don't even bother replying to self-pity posts because they always just lash out in anger if you give them genuine advice.

>>216320511
America was founded by white Brazilians

>>216320517
Those don't exist

>>216320523
America was founded by the fucking icelanders, who the fuck was leaf erickson for 500 bucks motherfucker fuck a duck thank you

>>216320473
>>216320492

>>216320286
a gay man married to a lesbian but its medieval times and its cozy and quaint

>>216320523
America was founded by WHITE SUPREMACY

toil in 6 hours

>>216320515
Unfortunate for all the poor souls missing out on your life-changing advice

>>216320551
wood

>>216320511
America was founded by the Spaniard and Portuguese you idiot

retarded britons (guiris) and french (gabachos) only immigrated here because they were rivaling with the superior Hispanics and Lusos for control over the world and were insecure the Hispanics and Lusos were mogging them

>>216320561
Uh oh

>>216320574
why dont you live in a country founded by the spanish or prtuguese

>>216320512
How far is reality from sci-fi these days anyway

Do you think i could get EBT bennies? I'm white and i also have a lot of savings, but i want to milk the system

>>216320589
as soon as I can kick out all foreigners like you out of Texas and reunify under a National Socialist Catholic Spaniard crown

>>216320574
Alright, Pablo

>>216320593
Id say pretty far since our tech is not too advanced compared to the novels

>>216320589
I'm literally portuguese, german and italian but everyone thinks i am eastern european does it happen to you in your GAY cuntry? thank you

>>216320593
woah…

>>216320605
My name is fucking germanic

You can tell america wasn't founded by the spanish or the portuguese because it's not an impoverished shithole

people don’t like me

you argument is shit as australia, new zealand, canada, and england are all impoverished shitholes


since you like the anglosphere so much then why don't you get out of our superior nations you subhuman

>>216320611
>>216320608
I'll never be nice again then

>>216320387
I can understand the other stuff like being a neet or a virgin cause i'm not much better, but 400lb is ghastly
Go out for a walk or something you tub of lard, jesus

>>216320628
I am an unironic blood and soil nationalist

my people have been here since the 1400s

your people arrived as peasants to toil in the 1600s, we will never be the same

I need -- and deserve -- a warm, living human being to touch my skin and sleep in my bed with me.

>>216320636
>australia, new zealand, canada, and england are all impoverished shitholes
According to this standard, south america is practically hell on earth

>>216320599
Claim your black and dress the part

Me people showed up in the 1800's.

>>216320658
it is

No one will ever sleep in my bed because I can't stop peeing myself

>>216320658
get out of our countries you subhuman untermensch

>I am an unironic blood and soil nationalist
>my people have been here since the 1400s
>your people arrived as peasants to toil in the 1600s, we will never be the same

>>216319966 (OP)
Capture the woman

>>216320694
You're being really weird and cringy right now. Can you just stop?

>>216320672
Drink less alcohol

>GPU/RAM/storage prices are skyrocketing because of AI
first it takes our jobs now it's making PCs unaffordable
i fucking hate the AIjew so much it's unreal

Looking back at youtube comments i made two years ago
Holy hell I was cringe two years ago. The past me does not deserve to exist

>>216320738
You are cringe now.

>>216320738
>The past me does not deserve to exist
He doesn't

>>216319966 (OP)
Guns

mushroom burger at 1253am

>>216320744
Past me was cringe now I'm perfect and everything I say is objectively correct

>go to outer /int/
>same bait threads as last night
dead internet

>>216320751
Mushroom mushroom

>>216320711
Viva la Mexico

>>216319966 (OP)
Because

Gonna smoke a doobert.

uh oh we have a schizo on the loose

>>216320760
Badger badger badger badger

>>216320757
if it aint broke

>introduce cute girl and speed run her story then have MC fuck off to meet another girl next volume
How about you write persistent characters and develop them over the course of the work?

>>216320757
I just see the usual evangelical schizo. Just don't reply to his threads.

>>216320783
how about you consume real media and not anime garbage

Can non-Texans comprehend this movie?

It's funny because I'm a pathetic loser who will never be happy and I should just fucking kill myself LMAO

>>216320512
read out of the silent planet

>>216320793
Such as.....? Retarded old books? Woke boomerslop? Everything in the Western canon for example is shit.

>>216320802
Kafka was a loser and he wrote some of the world's greatest short stories
Live in the present, or something

>>216320808
I read that when I was 15, don't remember much about it.

>>216320818
Just be extremely talented theory

I've made several (you) fishing posts tonight that would allow me to more naturally make the post that I wanted to make but you guys have not bit at all, I am really losing my touch

>>216320820
read it again

Was arguing with a wagie jeet today at Value Village because he wouldn't give me more than one coupon (I was donating a lot of stuff and I was with my mum so I told him we're both donating) and he wouldn't fucking do it so I told him "you make five dollars an hour why do you care?" and he was like "I've been informed I can't do that" and I said "your boss doesn't give a shit" and he said "I give a shit!" I ended up getting two coupons anyways. Fuck these jeets, man.

>>216320866
I hope he fucking dies

>>216320866
I hope he gets raped

>>216320780
hey that's uw madison's mascot how the fuck do you know fuck a duck thank you

>>216320866
He prob gives them all to his family and friends.

>he doesnt know the badgers from college ball
ISHYGDDT

>reading isekai
>orcs are big green guys that rape women and such
>people eat orc meat(and it's delicious and sought after apparently)
>MC kills some orcs that were raping women
>even talks to a high level one capable of fluent speech
>eats him too
This seems very analogous to cannibalism.

>>216320835
he basically wrote as a hobby to share with his friends, and wanted all of his work burned on his deathbed. During his life I want to say only a few of his stories were published
He worked a boring desk job, had problems getting women, and a bunch of other issues
Sounds like a loser to me

I wish smoking wasn't seen as cool.

>>216320892
Lol
You said "anal"

It's raining. It seems like it often rains on Halloween

>>216320920
such a NIGGER holiday, jason is just gonna have sexxx with his fucking sister all day

>>216320927
He is going to have sex with his sister regardless thank you

>>216320866
>>216320875
elbows up

slavery is pretty hot

My dick and balls are aching strangely
i suspect it's the bluetooth/wifi signals passing through my ball sack, or something

>>216320895
What does that have to do with my post

if ur life is bad you can just smoke a shit ton of weed and it seems fine for a bit tbqh

I meant cigarettes

Only two more days at this shit job.

>>216320935
At least he is fucking some white pussy

these tacos I ahd are genuinely obliterating my stomach, oh god

>>216320949
The point is Kafka's talent was only widely recognized after his death, and in every other way he was kind of a stereotypical loser

Jeets will not replace us.

batman was a chud

>>216321083
based

Batman isn't dead

>>216321068
Okay then

>>216321083
>>216321087
I'd kill the joker ngl

>>216321099
Batman was retarded for not killing the joker.
Rabid dogs need to be put down.
It's the same principle for why we should nuke Russia.

>>216320124
I need sex

>>216321106
we need to nuke germany before fk becomes an unhappy boomer and goes off the deep end and becomes das hiltermanen 2.0!

everybody STFU Im watching anime

have any of you been to Reno?

>>216321128
No... But I have been to Des Moines

drinking milk

>>216321128
yes, and god willing I'll never visit again

Made one:
>>216321131

>>216321128
No but I've had gay sex in Albuquerque

>>216321135
it was that bad?

mommy I did a bathroom in my pants :(

>>216321142
everything in that worthless shithole of a state is bad

*signals my adherence to the in-group ideology*

>>216321163
i wish women werent evil

jesus wept

what makes blacks to be like this?
they are pretty based when they stop consuming drugs from shitalian and latinx

>>216321181
they're not

Eating huevos! Eating los huevitos por favor!

>>216321185
stop being like this*

forgot to pull the cardboard from the frozen pizza i put in the oven...

I wish I had a time machine

incredible things are happening in nippon

>>216321169
>>216321142
i concur with the other anon. Reno is definitely a shithole
There's cool things in Nevada though like some natural attractions and old mining towns
around Elko for example there's this road that goes into a canyon deep into these snow capped mountains, very pretty

>>216321185
Those are Uncle Tom race traitors

The right to rape
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761803084407609.jpg

>>216321092
if you didn't want to hear me talk about Kafka you shouldn't have youd my original post about kafka stupid leaf kike

>>216321277
wow jews are something else

>>216321225
She's hot

>>>/ck/21686616
made one

>>216321292
what is the point of all this

>>216321306
taste better, more consistent and faster cooking, better allocation for toppings. In the case of spiraled, it actually rotates itself in the pan while it cooks

>>216321318
I just always put them on the grill

>>216321318
maybe you should spend less time rating weiners and more time allocating some BITCHES

>>216321324
subhuman

If I'm cooking food it's going to be something healthier and tastier than a fucking hotdog.
Hotdogs are for baseball games and carnivals

>>216321334
>If I'm cooking food
Do you not cook food every day of your life?

>>216321334
based basedball connesuier

>>216321183
Good anime

does putting hot tap water in my cuppanoodle count as cooking?

anime is one of the most faggoty things

Closing time

0 idea what my future holds for me

>>216321361
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME

>>216321282
Yeah I guess it's my fault you rattled off a bunch of information I didn't ask for. My bad.

>>216321364
Isn't that great?
So many exciting possibilities.
Your future is yours to hol

>>216321358
Hayao Miyazaki movies are legit kino but yeah anime series are garbage

maybe you nerds should watch better anime

Clock strikes twelve
Midnight arrives

>>216321378
What did he mean by this

>>216321388
https://youtu.be/UtCjO5qGETw

how come literally every trannys top 2 interests are anime and video games

>>216321397
based
chad
moviemaker

Fun fact: I invented the automatic transmission

>>216321401
and crossdressing

>>216321401
how come canada cant win a stanley cup?

>>216321407
Vomit inducing

She rubbing my breenis

>>216321427
my nhl team is american so i dont care but nice try and they've won 3 cups in my lifetime
but a canadian team is about to win "america's pastime" of baseball on friday so tune in and enjoy that

>>216321464
>my nhl team is american

The world (America included) wants canada to win the world series

>>216321472
anime and video games are still tranny faggot hobbies

>>216321479
Yeah the map I saw had just California and Nevada supporting the Dodgers. The Jays are a really fun and likeable underdog team.

>>216321492
t. ranjeet nghmar

>>216321479
this, every white man is rooting for the jays this series

>>216321506
no everybody just hates the dodgers, probably the 2nd most hated team in baseball behind the stankees (another team they eliminated in the playoffs)

>>216321506
4 out of 5 California fanbases hate the dodgers, LA jsut has a huge popualtion

I say 4 because I dont think A's fans care about the dodgers since theyre in a different division

>>>/v/724534070

Janny just reported me for "flamewar" because I dropped an on-topic TRVKE lmao

extremely stupid Saberposter

>>216321523
>video games and anime

>>216321479
I want the Dodgers to win since I live next to Los Angeles and I went to one of their games earlier this year so it'd be cool to have seen them in the middle of a dynasty
I don't even watch baseball usually

>>216321518
Yeah true. One of my friends is from San Diego and truly despises the Dodgers lol.

>I don't even watch baseball usually
quintessential doyers fan

yes i'm trans. yes i like anime and videogames and coding. yes i actually like them, i'm not trying to be a pickme girl.
cope and seethe.

>>216321541
I went to a game at Dodger stadium a few years ago and it was really cool. But they can still suck my nutzzz

I went to a sox/stinkees game in the bronx like 3 or so years ago and it was fun. The banter was immaculate and the sox won in extras so there was extra seethe from the crowd

>>216321566
did you get to hear a yankees suck chant

>>216321578
I was in NY, not boston, you dunce

>>216321401
Their only real interest is being a girl, anime and video games are just easy passive hobbies to fill the extra time

>>216321588
ive seen yankee suck chants in new york before

>>216321600
where? metlife? I mean boston fans would shout it sure but it wouldnt be that audible amongst like 20k pinstripes

heard ur mum was making whale mating noises last night

>>216321590
and canadians only interests are losing hockey games and running into meese on the freeway

>>216321623
heard your mom was mistaken for a beached whale again

Let's go Steelers
*clap clap clapclapclap*

There used to be two Canadian MLB teams but the frenchies probably did some stupid shit and ended up losing their team, the Montreal Expos.

Im still baffled that asian centric hongcouver doesnt have a baseball team

>>216321624
And clubbing seals

i'm seething.
soon i will begin coping.

>>216321662
hongcouver is too poor to support sports teams

Some people are so impossibly ugly and there's only so much they can do to change it

>>216321690
Cantpuckssisters....

MLB is gay and you're pozzed if you watch it

>>216321695
indans and arabs basically

canadians see adorable snow puppies and get filled with rage and bloodlust

Mario Luigi Balls

sportsball is gay and its low iq. its for npc peoples so they dont think about politics and religion.

>>216321705
People use this riot as an insult against Canucks fans but I think it was pretty based. Burning cop cars and shit? Kino. Was glad to see Boston beat them though lol.

I feel like fucking someone's mother

>>216321738
Nah dawg this shit is kino

I like it when girls wear overalls and striped shirts

i think we can all agree football is the straightest sport. big thick guys running around in skin tight uniforms..... mmmmmm...... i love being straight

Socialists hate small businesses until they're run by brown people. Then they become free market crusaders who are like "Why do we need so many health inspections?" "Why can't an 8 year old work the register for 12 hours for free?"

Reminder that the Patriots are 6-2 and are so fucking back its unreal

Sports talk is great. If I never read another political take on the internet ever again, that would be ideal.

I sent someone a video and it was hours before I got a response
"Cool"

>>216321773
how's Tom Brady doing this year

men that avoid politics are inherently feminine. high iq decision making essentially.

>>216321779
cool

>>216321780
He's already finding ways to cheat as part-owner of the Raiders

He's been replaced with better younger Brady

Sportsball are dumb

NFL are blacks
MLB are squats

If you watch sportsball you're a numale and I could beat your ass

shaft COOKED, fr fr

Jason currently seething that we won't talk about trannys and linux

>>216321802
He has really impressed this year.

>>216321804
shant be regarding the opinions of homosexuals, sorry

I installed cachyos

>>216321809
gayson isn't smart enough to use linux

brady is the GOAT

simple as

Puked on my weights, time to lift ‘em! Time to open a salad on my dick! Your dick, bitch.

I don't care about tranny or linux, but sportsball is for faggot fairy retards

>>216321841
>sportsball is for faggot fairy retards
so it should be right up your alley then

>>216321837
Montana*

My GOAT? Alejandro Kirk. He has the peak athletic physique.

>>216321864
imagine losing a superbowl
LMAO

My GOAT? My mom.

NEW
>>216321872
NEW
>>216321872
NEW
>>216321872

>>216321858
its genuine kino that everyone was laughing at how morbidly obese the jays roster was during ST and here they are possibly about to win the world series

>>216321868
imagine only making 4 superbowls

>>216321903
1.0 > .70

>>216321930
7>4