Thread 216325941

terry hall holding the cat

>creating a new whilst we're only on page 4

SINCERELY hope Janny doesn't unleash his wrath upon you

>>216325941 (OP)
first

dogshitlatenewyanknoedish edish

>>216325969
Awkward

Terribly unpopular opinion but I'm not a massive fan of this government xx

>>216325969
lol NERD

>>216325983
Was at a party once and the foids were talking about dick (shocker) and the chuddie girl threw up when someone talked about sucking a non white dick
Dunno if it was related but people judged her hard

>>216325969
been done there hans

got the radio magica on
https://www.oigo.com/magica/radioenvivo/

i'll tell you who does a good paracetamol

morrisons

>>216325993
>Need a tent gf

>>216325993
very unpopular opinion indeed

>>216326028
this is fucking antisemitic

>>216326063
No it’s not it was on Instagram

It looms.

my networthh is pitiful but it's far from 0

mental that the new dutch PM loves cock

a big step forward for cocksuckers everywhere

A 57-year-old male caregiver has been arrested for allegedly entering a men's restroom inside the ticket gate area of Hankyu Nishinomiya-Kitaguchi Station and drinking the urine of a male high school student.

The man arrested on October 29th on suspicion of trespassing is a 57-year-old caregiver from Itami City, Hyogo Prefecture.

According to police, the man allegedly entered the men's restroom in the concourse inside the ticket gate area of Hankyu Nishinomiya-Kitaguchi Station around 4:30 PM on September 1st of this year.

While a male high school student was using the toilet, the man allegedly reached his hand in from the side, scooped up the urine, drank it, and then said "Thank you" before leaving.

The high school student called 110 (the Japanese emergency number), and the incident came to light. The man was identified as a suspect based on security camera footage and other evidence.

Although the man was actually using the train at the time of the incident and did not illegally enter the ticket gate area, he was arrested on suspicion of trespassing for entering the restroom "without a legitimate reason."

During questioning, the man reportedly admitted to the charges and the act of drinking the urine.

https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/2259098?display=1

>>216325993
Terrible ratio I get better results posting anime tits

it didn't happen but even if it did they deserved it

blud fell in love with a brass because she was nice to him (which he'd paid her for) omds

Simon Cowell (66) plans to leave no assets to his son

“I don’t believe in passing down from generation to generation.”

His $600 million net worth will go to children's or dog's charities

“I’m not too interested in money, but I don’t aim to have some pot of gold for my son. I’ll take what my folks stated… ‘College will be paid for, and then you must start’

>>216326017
wat he doign

slurping goth juice (white monster)

absolutely baffling what some of you lot consider worth posting

really think people who drive ford rangers should be executed in horrible painful ways

need to go downstairs for a drink. im parched.

>>216326199
Same but my stepdad just turned up so I can’t

>casually admitting to being from a broken home
jarring every time
bring back shame, I say

rorke status: assassinated

>>216326216
Shagging your mum in the family room? Just pop in and cover your eyes

Prime Minister Sir Nigel Farage MP

>>216326243
leave it on last week's reddit next time

sucking shit out of a fucking nigger's arsehole

>>216326041
yeah she's fit

might do a big wank after work not pulled myself off for nearly two weeks

>>216326308
tried to yesterday but i was too high and couldnt and fell asleep

>>216326158
he swim :)

https://x.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1983826211647201631
rorke has been done
it's over for rorke

Had a dream that Starmer left the government to report on his own corruption

Mental

>>216326239
my parents divorced when i was 15
they are both in ltr with other people now
my mum remarried (3rd times the charm...) and he is a decent bloke and very rich. he sorted me a free ticket to Oasis. but all my mums money is protected in her will so me and my brothers get the lot
dad has never remarried and he has told me he wont because he believes you get one shot at marriage. its just as well because the women he has been with for about 12 years isnt my cup of tea. i reckon he could do better. dad also has a will but it has provisions for the event of death so i hope she dies first.

Sir great replacement

so... there has to be a reason they do this all day
what is it?

>>216326386
who though?

>>216326331
i could throw back the lot of that

Friendly reminder that the USA spent 20 years and trillions of dollars to replace the Taliban with..................
The Taliban
Bravo lads, spiffing show!

>>216326386
Do you reckon you were the reason they divorced?
Must be hard raising a loser NEET son

>>216325993
>Egypt doesn't want them
>Lebanon doesn't want them
>Jordan doesn't want them
>we take them
LOL

invest in poo

>>216326251
Real mature mate

>>216326199
I need to head out and get some milk.

>>216326411
Mad how the afghan army is housed here now kek

>>216326411
genuinely curious what made you come to a thread about British culture and bring up outdated American politics completely unsolicited like this
what reaction are you anticipating?

>>216326475
Cheers luv

>>216326492
gay best friend vibes

ser poo screamer

sir poo sarnie

>>216326495
Thought it would make an interesting change from bradley and poo screaming

>>216326399
sorry what do you mean?

>>216326492
neoliberal mouth

might delete my pepe folder
you don't see them much anymore

>>216326492
holy zesteroli

>>216326529
neither of those things were even happening
>interesting
you fucked that then

Holy fuck it's freezing turn the fucking heating on

doing the ol' scattershot job applications

>>216326533
Alright stop because my mouth looks like that

>>216326547
What you looking for?

>>216326428
i wasnt a neet then. infact they split when i was 15, they finalised the divorce when i was 18. i was working then. and im working now. but mummy does help me out with money. she gave me 500 quid to pay for my car insurance.

>>216326556
You've been done mate

>>216326016
Holy fuck can you get me her number - what a Evropean Qveen

>>216326561
a job mate

>>216326485
corr i NEED a big tiddy gf, even if she talks loads of bollocks and films herself while im tryiing to concentrate on the road.

>>216326144
Honestly fucking mental - if you're that worried about them silver spooning it, just buy them a decent home, education, maybe money to start a business, then put the rest in a trust that pays dividends so they've got room to manoeuvre

>>216326567
Not really not my fault I didn’t choose my mouth

>>216326556
done yourself there lad, spectacular own goal

Here cums the sun? those wacky Beatles

Meltdown

>>216326531
who asked

In the barbers waiting - little Chinese fella on the hot seat rn. Had the inclination to ask if he was gonna get the Kim cut, but I'm a socially awkward coward you see.

know a brown guy who kills grey squirrels to protect the reds that live near him
seems to me like he should be allowed in any ethnostate

Sir Gear Snorter

>>216326629
the Kim trim

Good day to my fellow Brits, I hope you have a pleasant day today

>>216326564
>mummy does help me out with money.
You're what like 30? Fucking hell lad sort your life out

>>216326568
She is NOT someone you would want to introduce to your friends, imagine rorkes becomes a MtF with zero effort

>>216326578
Yeah mate, like what?

>>216326617
not sure what you mean. the comment section on 4chan is always open. to make a post is an invitation for people to respond.

>>216326492
>18
Paper round in Mordor?

He's bringing out all the zingers

>>216326596
You can do stretching exercises

>>216326671
>You're what like 30? Fucking hell lad sort your life out
33
I didnt ask for money. She just popped it into my account. She loves me.

Working myself up to the "Short back and sides, number two, and about two thirds off the top yeah boss."

biomass girls between the ages of 13 and 16 should be allowed to remain but the rest need to go

>>216326689
Not permanent though is it, if you stop it goes back to normal.

>>216326690
>She loves me.
hey now no one likes a show off

>>216326701
Miscegnonce. & where do you think the cronem come from? Brown and black wombs. All that is born from an African womb is doomed, the curse of Ham you see

>>216326705
me when I don't see the point of slinky

>>216325995
I'll have to think about it. There are a few others that seemed attractive. But the one I saw was the most attractive to me, funnily enough she was Russian too.

Is the health and care worker visa the worst visa every to exist in history?

For it's entire existence the number of dependants coming on it was HIGHER than main applications
It served to push low IQ, low skilled and low paid Africans into the least diverse parts of the country
It was widely and openly abused in a way only comparable to student visas

Whoever came up with it must have known this would happen
It can't just have been incompetence

Piper: pied

Whenever I load the game my screen starts fucking flickering

>>216326710
Well she has never got me a gf, so she doesnt love me as much as indian women love their sons. But money is nice.

>>216326728
Which website are you using?

>>216326732
Work in this industry and the most mental thing is skilled workers are limited to 60 hours a week, but dependents can work unlimited hours. We have dozens of couples on our books one sponsored, one their dependent, and the dependent is the breadwinner! Make it make fucking sense eh

>>216326732
>It can't just have been incompetence
You underestimate the political class

>>216326783
wait you work these nigs over 60 hours a week? your like a modern slaver lol

Holy shit I hate dogs and it's fucking freezing

>>216326732
>It served to push low IQ, low skilled and low paid Africans into the least diverse parts of the country
Honestly I don't care if people near me are brown or black. I care about whether they are law-abiding, regardless of ethnicity.

I'm fucked if they scrap stamp duty because it's the only thing holding the mrs back from getting us into a 4-bed and having another kid
would much rather be one-and-done and retire in my 50s in the 3-bed

>>216326783
>but dependents can work unlimited hours.
Surely general working laws kick in though?

>>216326844
You can stop larping now mate

>>216326828
much warmer back home in Pakistan, off you pop

>>216326832
Yeah fantastic mate good for you, I on the other hand don't want wogs in my neighbourhood

>>216326840
*boots that vermin*

>>216326857
never started
it's interested me slightly because I'm into fantasy and all that but I just can't get past having to socialise with the kind of creatures who've bit the bullet and do it already
cannot abide those historical recreation types either

>>216326865
Well now I'm going to call you a racist, meaning I win the argument and the moral high ground by default.

>>216326819
They work 24 hours a day sometimes, days or nights with us, then the other with a second agency/their primary employer. We all know about it, but have to pretend not to because it is it course illegal and unsafe working practice.
>>216326845
They sign a waiver mate. They want to work as many hours as they physically can. It is insane

>>216326882
wtf :(

>>216326857
Me when my friend turns up to the pub dressed in medieval clothing calling himself Ser Ostworth Lanceman

>>216326906
that is pretty bad. no wonder the blacks at my grandads care home are rubbish at their job

>>216326923
way better than your usual fare, well done
t. me when poster

>>216326935
Me when I go to my local for a pub lunch but they have a new chef

Just eating some Neighbours crisps

>>216326937
I imagine if you were genuinely the first to come up with that, it was probably quite funny
literally every iteration since has just been referencing this or another iteration and is massively cringe as a result

the new socio-economic tier list just dropped

>>216326994
prefer not to say

>>216326903
Racism is low IQ. You should be willing to work with people of any ethnicity as long as they are law-abiding

>>216326863
Not from Pakistan, the home I'm staying in is freezing cold and there are four huge dogs walking about who step in their own shit

>>216326994
me

>>216327044
ok

man who elects to enter a freezing cave full of giant dogs: man I'm cold and there's a lot of dogs in here

bro said elects

had some lovely crumpets. wish id bought a nine pack instead of six

>>216327057
I didn't fucking choose to live with the dogs I didn't even know about them until I got here

man who agrees to live in a house full of dogs without ever going in there: fuck there's so many dogs in here

Hmmm I hate dogs, where should I migrate to?

thursday innit

something brown just fell out of my arse

>>216327083
Who the fuck has four huge dogs and agrees to house mental patients

>>216327092
even australia has pumped out 9 breeds in their short history
mad that

seriously when does the emergency alert test end
I can't take this much longer

poo smells

/brit/ is a powder keg

Guys a translucent Madcatz PS2 controller just flew over my house and I am fucking scared

bums

>>216327137
that's the everything's ok alarm

>>216327137
um mate that was 3 months ago

>>216327200
insane how ugly he is
god I hate ugly people

>>216327218
yeah and my phone has been going off since
when does it end ffs

lunch :)

>>216327253
Freddie Mercury

having a laugh

>>216326906
>They want to work as many hours as they physically can.
Why do you let them though? They can't be working efficiently or effectively if they're working that much?

>>216326930
The blacks at your granddad's care home probably aren't even who they say they are
They swap shifts with complete strangers and just come in on with other people's ID cards
The reason report about the nurse highlighted this but it happens in literally any industry with a lot of west Africans

headed down gregg's. you lads want anything?

>>216327092
i thought new zealand was above australia not below it and so far away, so now i feel very dumb

super cute map though

>>216327271
cant wait to order one of these things so I can finally shag something after work

Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug

>>216327329
morning 'ficcy :3

Nobody knows I'm lying

>>216327329
quite fond of this micro gimmique

>>216327367
still haven't seen the video, get it posted

fucking woke CUNTS
AGHHHHH

>>216327388
a lot of uk zoomers are wogs tbf

These me when posts always get me crackling and gurgling

>>216327285
Na they are who they say they are. I see the same cheeky black faces often.

>>216327388
I serve goose because I'm based and trvd
Or at least I would if I had a wife and kids and invited people over for dinner
In reality I'm a vf rotting in my smeggy hmo bedroom

>>216327367
Actually mental how unfunny americans generally are

>>216327433
ah unlucky

>>216327292
2 steak bakes cheers pal

>>216327433
>In reality I'm a vf rotting in my smeggy hmo bedroom
poo screaming this is me

>>216327388
Turkey is already woke for Old Worlders

quick wank

>>216327388
that sounds like they're ordering ubereats. they probably have a proper christmas meal with their parents or grandparents

>>216326930
Yes, if you get any choice then ask how often they use agency workers - if they do, then try a new one.
>>216327285
>Why do you let them though?
Because care is a cutthroat industry with tiny profit margins, every penny is fought over. My boss doesnt give a shit he just wants his payout, and yes 90% of them are fucking shit mate

Love my Albanian barber. Had a long talk about the state of the country and he was rambling about Indians being gypsies, and that if Jews leave the country will turn into a zoo with "African monkeys" running amok. Some boomer behind me was shaking his hear and tapping his feet on the floor oh my days

>>216327480
I'm just pissed because they took every walker role for domiciliary agencies, you need a car now to do domiciliary care

Roommate orderred ubereats yesterday and I was shocked at how much he spends on food. 32 pounds for 2 absolutely insane how do young people do it I don't even spend that much in a whole week

>>216327367
chat is this real

>>216327388
for us yanks it's bog standard to have turkey and ham at thanksgiving and christmas. along with assorted sides ofc

and then different families/regions will add stuff on top of that because there are so many immigrants. so we'll have chourico stuffing, clams, calamari, bacalhau, etc since we're portuguese

Mental how someone programmed a bot to make these extremely inane and boring blog posts

sausages for lunch. they've gone in the air friar

>>216327506
You work in care? Good on you mate thankless job. Especially as you're white. The shit the Africans get away with astounds me, we've had workers leave their support caked in shit, soaked in piss, drunk on shift, and they just get a stern talking to and do it again!

>>216327388
do zoomoids even know how to cook a christmas dinner

rorke is such a such himbo oh my days

HSTikkyTokky ( Harrison Sullivan) is now facing long-term in prison after being wanted by Spanish police for glassing man in the neck in Malaga in August.

the 'f

>>216327559
you know the answer to that

>>216327576
damn, does she brap with that ass?

>>216327576
Spoiler that hog

^_~

>>216327559
No. They're switching to pizza or curry so they can get a little brown man on a bike to bring it.

>>216327576
I’m such a virgin

>>216327511
>I don't even spend that much in a whole week
Are you living exclusively off potatoes and beans?

TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR

ALBANIA FOREVER
KOSOVO FOREVER
GREATER ALBANIA SOON

>>216327559
plenty do, yes

>>216327630
QUICK MATH

>>216327480
How on earth is it cheaper to sponsor a visa for a Nigerian than to just pay a local

minus one that's three quick maffs

KEIR PLEASE
YOU MUST BE SMOKING ROCKS

Omds

>>216327690
well that's me convinced. i'm voting green!

>>216327480
na they dont use agency. occasionally they draft workers from other care homes they operate.

tirana and toronto are pronounced the same way

a glib pet ad
or
a bad piglet

>>216327711
how bout them blue jays mate. think they're gonna do it on friday. screw the todgers!

>>216327690
rorke blud wot r u doin?

>>216327690
>adapted maga hat
yankified runt

>>216327388
Sounds sensible, make a curry with sauce from a jar, much quicker and easier than a roast turkey

>>216327751
i'm so sick to death of baseball stuff plastered everywhere

my fucking career is done for
DONE FOR

Didn't get the manager role lads :(

>>216327896
Haha

>>216327646
Well actually the reason they sponsor is so they can cut out agency, we charge £25 per hour and the worker makes £12.50 of that. So by sponsoring and having an excess of staff they save untold amounts of money.
The issue is now there is a greater demand for care work than supply at least here in London, so countless sponsored workers call us every day saying their sponsor isnt giving them their forty hours and they want to work with us.
It is all misallocation, not a lack of resources.
>>216327709
Thats good then, my mums home is the same - best wishes to your grandad, if you can get a secret camera btw I have one in my mums room its not allowed but fuck it what are they gonna do if they catch you?

just delivered 3 hours of training to 50 people (in person)

>>216327930
Meant to write "greater supply than demand" whoopsie

Let me guess, someone stole your manager role

just raped my own arse

just found a poo in my bum

>>216327947
wow and you got paid for that
i want to be like you

>>216328010
alri king louie

>A County Durham teenager has been found guilty of outraging public decency by carrying out a sex act involving a rocking horse in a public play area.
>The court heard he 'behaved in an indecent manner' in carrying out the act, which involved a rocking horse and a branch from a nearby tree.
Surely the branch up his arse then he's sat on the rocking horse wanking? Branch mind you, not a twig.
If anyone can use MS Paint to explain how that could work

>>216327911
Still, gonna get a pay rise out of it at least

>>216328033
furry?

>>216328010
doesnt seem that remarkable. but yeh its a big part of my job.

We’ve got a shrinking birthrate (the lowest since records began) and the government are offering ‘free’ abortions paid for by the taxpayer.
What is wrong with them?

>>216328053
Doesn't seem like one

>>216328130
i havent got a jb

Rorke (1 gcse and half an a level) complaining that Doctor Abu the brain surgeon is stealing his job

hi!!

>>216328132
good. this country only needs about 20-30 million.

>>216328136
Gay stuff then

>>216328148
I will be complaining that Doctor Abu took my job yes if I make it
also there s apparently a shortage o physician jobs this year

>>216328148
>Iwouldhavebeenalawyeron80kifitwerentforthosebloodydinghies.jpg

Stuffing a rocking horse down my dick hole

>>216328192
??

>>216328148
leftypol importing 50 trillion indians to plug every hole in the economy instead of uplifting the working class through education and support

>The charge, read out at Teeside Magistrates' Court, stated: "You, in a public place committed an act outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner, namely inserting parts of a 'rocking horse' inside yourself whilst masturbating, then pulled a branch off a tree and penetrated yourself."

there it is then

look rorke, we got abu-al hilal's six children to school safely and on time and it only cost us economic growth and prosperity, just get over it - you want them to WALK?

>>216328148
gcse in PE no less

then lifting black people up through education and support (that they dont want)

>the govt regards anyone making over £46k as rich and in need of paying more tax
just insanity really, americans would absolutely piss their pants, we are not on the same plane of prosperity at all anymore, just first world and a half

>>216328132
the government doesn't trust births because they're still mostly white

watching dawaii scarlets tits jiggle around in a swimsuit

dadberg and unclestein accidentally suggesting borderline illegal ideas after I bring up dating advice.
Fucking boomers don’t understand how much society has changed since their youth

>>216328132
what happened to "don't have kids if you can't afford them"?

>>216327599
this is me when i found out the friendly cashier i'd fallen in love with actually has a bf

>>216328132
>abort the native population
>replace them with Africans

do women have so9me sort of thing where they lockdown their whole social media to stop people from cyber stalking them?

wanna wank to her pictures like, which is perfectly normal and healthy and will not escalate to rape

>>216328247
anti-natalist faggotry

abortions fall under public health, all of which should be taxpayer-funded in a civilised country

>>216328214
Screeeaaaaming

>>216328248
Standing one urinal down from the next person pissing and being scared to shit in public are signs of low testosterone

>>216328286
the vast majority of abortions are done for no medical reason whatsoever

>>216328248
use the stalls, me

now theyre on to abortions

>>216328307
I just have a small dick, it’s even smaller when it’s been packed in my pants all day

We should be allowed to abort mongs for medical reasons

>>216328352
like being french lol

experts say that this is what the world will look like after another 20 years of global warming

>>216328248
if i could reach the sink i'd use that instead

*Covertly enters the thread*

malaysian zester on the prowl…..

>>216328373
lmao

>>216328375
hey fucker leave the dogs alone!!

>>216328248
It's involuntary, from my school days where any moment of weakness was pounced upon. Taking a shit? Out of the question. Having a piss? Prepare to have your arse kicked from behind. Had to keep the stream at 50% power and have your head on a fucking swivel.
Can tell that blokes like this didn't grow up in masculinity dominant environments, probably a cosy comfy school - can't fault them

thought I had a really good class rep yesterday but it actually has lower speed somehow (1160 speed) and even though it has much better other stats it is lower rating than the other class rep

>>216328373
money grubbing whore done herself

>>216328373
women

>>216328419
FOMYEG

and I need 140 more stanima before next inspiration to roll for 3* stamina (have 600 speed) on the swinging maelstrom account (the horse has professor of curvature on this one)

>>216328455
FOMYEG

just beat silence sauka in the kinko sho :)
got to beat her in the vs. legends next so hopefully this affinity helps (lorewise)...

>>216328455
you need a job

>>216328373
she’s probably on Vivastreet now

>>216328373
The delusion is palpable - if the judge determines that £125 is enough, it means she has enough income to cope, they don't just do that arbitrarily. So what she actually means is, she's going to have to sacrifice on getting her nails done, and lashes glued, and focus on her children

how to lnot lose every PvP race even though it put m ein class 2 on day 1: get firm conditions on most runs for white spark
and maybe rainy but I am not aiming to spam whites on this account (I want slicing maelstrom)

>>216328483
how so

women eh what are they like

>>216328483
he's PIP chad

got 2x 3* stamina on this run (+92 stamina)

>>216328478
>>216328511
FOMYEG

not clicking that shit

people are such scum it's unreal, hate seeing scum and their little demon spawn out and about, you just know they've hatched something into this world that will have no positive contribution and likely a negative

>>216328537
FOMYEG

In bed. Snoozing.

Hope the white Englishman that was after me at the barbers didn't record mine and the Albanians conversation. If he did I expect a police visit soon. Say what you will about BAME freaks, they don't snitch, whites will smile to your face then tattle

office chair. brapping.

parasite spam/flooding cause hes mad

>>216328550
know exactly how you feel
reckon the elites are onto something with their depopulation schemes sometimes

>>216328597
FOMYEG

piss take this is
absolute piss take

it's raining and it's going to rain on halloween night. that sucks

adn corner recovery O

>>216328614
>390kcal
That has to be wrong lol. Fatties seeing this and ordering six boxes

>>216328633
FOMYEG

everyone has the Canada flag filtered because of the parasaite... he did it because he is jealous that I love Canada (he got people to filter him because he is such a dogshit poster)

Honestly what happened in Uxbridge the other day is one of the very worst things I've seen in this country. A nice bloke like that who has worked all his life to improve his community stabbed to death by a piece of shit demon who came here illegally, got state protection, and reciprocated this by slaying an innocent man out of nowhere. Society lost a good person because it protected a shit one and there's too much of it happening. I'm fucking fed up of it and only absolute deniers or cowards won't call it at this stage. It's not the 'price' of being a free and fair country it's the price of allowing people to take advantage of the fact we are a free and fair country. We can defend that by being robust and not a limp and feeble society that simply allows people to be slain in the streets by those we foolishly welcome.

nederdraad has a possible dox image of ziedbelg as their OP

does JF apply primarily to first worlders or all foreigners?

when I say JF I tend to think of a vile Frenchman or German, not some subsaharan troglodyte

>>216328655
FOMYEG

>>216328657
We were warned, & now we reap what we sowed.

and medium corners O (acceleration)
860 speed only 487 stamina because I took all those +50 speeds
483 power 344 guts 285 wit

>>216328693
FOMYEG

>>216328702
>>216328702

and 1st pace in the arima kinen

>>216328657
i don't even think it made the news here. it's sad. the synagogue stabbing was this past month too and it's already forgotten

OK its over thats the end of the game
idk where the stat turns went

>>216328732
FOMYEG