Thread 216328702

now that I'm older, more mature, and properly medicated, I'm beginning to recontextualise some of my childhood memories. all those times I was playing with my friends and bonding over shared interests? they were just including and indulging their retarded friend [me] because they felt bad or their parents told them to do it.
extremely embarrassing realisation. how can I erase the shame? do I need to kill them in minecraft?

we're all deeply fucked up individuals

experts claim dropping a 150lb anvil directly on my bollocks effects women and people of colour the most

nth for the gyaldem

poo smells

remember when we had the balkan flags posting here for a couple of weeks before they magically disappeared

so nice getting guts bigly and watching her overtake n corners

NEW KURT CAZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRi8aGu9VAc

>>216328743
*affects!!

>>216328722
not true mate, if you really were a retard you would have never figured this out

185000 fans on my fans count

Rachel from accounts bros…

>>216328762
psc

>>216328760
yeah realised after posting yet cba

looking for absolute shite to spend my money o

Bonnie Blue is Billy Idol's daughter?
what the actual fuck?

>>216328762
Fake balkanoids on VPN. Real sovthern slavs know how to steal the moment they get out of the womb

>>216328765
I wasn't but they and they parents likely thought I was which is likely the only reason I was treated so nicely.

>>216328771
crazy how you have fans in horse game AND real life :£

Todays runt haul
>pastrami & sourdough
>pesto pasta
>korean chicken
>white grapes

185000 fans on my onlyfans account

>>216328798
me :3

>running late to a meeting, park in a 15-minute spot
>after the meeting there's a normal spot open just opposite, so I just re-park by driving into it in a couple of seconds
>later on car won't start
>cranks and cranks so battery and starter are probably fine, but no ignition
>plug in OBD2 scanner just in case
>no codes
>check all fuel/engine related fuses and relays
>all looks good
>spray starter fluid into air intake to check if it's a fuel or ignition problem
>car starts a bit rumblier than usual but then runs normally
>all good afterwards, starts without starter fluid too
I suppose I must have flooded the engine during that quick re-parking.

>Several Tower Hamlets councillors have confirmed they intend to seek nominations to run in Bangladesh’s national election, scheduled for February 2026.
>Sabina Khan is running to become a candidate for the Bangladesh National Party (BNP).
>Independent councillor Ohid Ahmed, who represents Lansbury ward in Poplar, is also understood to have been campaigning to become a BNP candidate.

Actually hilarious

>>216328799
what, you thought some random slag was getting 10000 daily mail articles written about her every move

>>216328817
>selling pussy pics 25c link in bio

>>216328799
makes sense when you think about it

>>216328722
ruminating on your past doesn't give you a clearer picture of it mate you're just self-inducing mental illness

>>216328799
ADONBILIVIT

>>216328842
I did

>>216328799
>>216328842
>>216328845
If you actually followed the link you'd see it's not the same person

>>216328132
Not your body, not your choice

Lass stressing over aussie post graduate medical school offers, they only pic 1 option it's win or bust oof

literally me won the finals but she doesnt even have 1000 speed?? or 600 stamina for the spark
dont know why this so low stats horse won the finals +45675 fans to the fanscount
247K fans total :3

>>216328853
all I had were memories of a happy childhood but now I'm realising that was a lie. I was lied to, with good intentions but still. I thought I had friends. or used to have friends.

mum asked me to meet her for lunch today but I turned her down now she’s just sent me a selfie of her in a cafe by herself
Feel so fucking bad about this even my stomach hurts

>>216328722
>properly medicated
psych meds are poison

>>216328935
my willard stopped working but they gave me clarity.

1* power 2* turf sparks
hopeful S1* corner adept O 3*
:(

>>216328866
I NEVER follow links in /brit

>>216328917
Honestly bizzare behaviour from your mum, unless you're consistently fobbing her off

>>216328917
Why did you turn her down? Did you have something important to do? Did you explain it to her?

Top 5 food cultures
>Thai
>Korean
>French
>Italian
>Finnish

+247278 fans to my fanscount

>>216328917
poor mummy :(
might go hug mine so she knows she doesn't have a horrible son like yours

Can someone give me some advice on flirting with women? Especially on dating apps.

How direct should you be about your attraction? I wonder if my problem is I try to make conversation too much and she loses interest. I get matches but I can't translate them into dates, although I maybe have one I might see.

I'm wondering whether it's best to just say something like "I think you're attractive and we matched, shall we meet up?"
Or is that a terrible idea?

Nederlanders call a passport a paspoort.

>>216328910
you're not realising anything you're tormenting yourself with a fabricated story about your past

Rose West just got accidentally released from prison

rorke west

>>216328997
thai and italian yeah but the rest are mid, northern french cuisine in particular is shit tier, though provencal is top tier along with italian

>>216329007
genuine question are you autistic

>>216329007
life isn't a fucking quicktime minigame, you spastic
have you tried treating people like humans?

>>216329007
yes

Our NHS
The Windrush Generation
Suffragettes
Adolescence

>>216329007
>show you read their profile, comment on something or ask about it
>compliment their looks in a non-creepy way
>make it clear you're interested in meeting, offer options, but don't push it
>let the conversation flow and enjoy yourself
Cannot advise you any better than that. My opener when I was a teenager was "Afternoon gorgeous" and that worked for me

Afternoon gorgeous
>it's 2am...
meet pls

>>216329033
Dunno mate maybe it's my Englishness but the hearty simple meals of Germanic Europe hit me deep in my psyche

>>216328982
I have social anxiety I don’t like going out. I just wfh in my flat all day.

>>216328917
i hate my mam i like to see her suffer

their legacies live on!
stamina: +92
I will never have to train it again!

>>216328997
might be biased but swedish husmanskost is my favourite
simple, rustic, peng

>>216329007
I only had one date from online dating and it was where I used the least amount of messaging possible. I think I asked about her rabbits which she had photos of, made some jokes, and then asked if she fancied meeting up. So my advice is to not overthink it and don't talk much on the app, just use it to arrange a date. Don't tell her she's attractive, you've matched, you'll sound like an autist.

is a good gold ship with 3* stam parent and grandparent 6*

>In 2023–24, GB News made a loss of £33.4 million, with losses since launch reaching £117 million in total. Its owners, including Paul Marshall, provided it with a further £34 million in funding to stem the ongoing losses.[103]

are these rich niggas expecting a return on their investment or do they just like burning money?

>>216329143
Had to google admittedly but looks much like some of the dishes I had in Finland. Meat, vegetables, a compote, gravy - gorgeous. Great with some beer, and a coffee for afters.

>>216329007
I read this as "fighting with women" and was halfway through the second paragraph discussing the most vulnerable spots when I realised my error.

>>216328997
For me it's Thai and Indian, Italian is overrated, as is French.

>>216329186
I do enjoy Indian but it's not quite as diverse is all, big fan of all the curries but that's pretty much all they're good for.

>>216329185
Take my reddit gold sir

>>216328997
Italian mogs everybody and it's not even close
>Lasagne
>Tiramisu
>Espresso
>Mozzarella
>Parmigiano Reggiano
Etc

>>216329164
aye, don’t need more really
you ought to try raggmunk & fläsklägg (potato pancakes with bacon) with a dash of lingonberry-jam

>>216329159
they're expecting their return when they can lobby Reform MPs for government contracts

>>216329159
saving the country from woke is worth any amount of money libtard

>>216329040
Maybe a bit.
>>216329074
I do treat them nicely. I just don't know how to go from conversation to dating.

I worry my brain is just completely broken.
>>216329093
>>216329081
>>216329151
Will try to do this.

Like I said I have asked one girl on a date but she has said she's busy this weekend with work.

actually my entirely subjective opinion is better than your entirely subjective opinion

>>216329124
Absolute stupid runt your mother's trying to help you not being a forever virgin autistic suicidal freak and you turn her down for muh mental health? I hope you dwell on that feeling and keep it in mind for next time, if there is a next time.

give women the stone cold stunner

>>216329159
When Reform come into power they'll be the new BBC mate

someone stole my phone and i have it tracked to an address 15 mins away, my friends brother has offered to come with me (he's a trained fighter) should i take up his offer or go through the police? will the police actually help and if we go and get my stolen property back by our selves how illegal is it?

>>216329200
Their desserts are shit but there is a decent amount of variation but you often don't see it at a local boring takeaway
>>216329217
If she says she's busy but tries to arrange a time then she's interested

>>216329159
It's a brilliant investment and it's working, Reform are en route to take over the country and there's over £5 billion to distribute annually from defuding the BBC.

Can't believe someone here left their mum to die in a cafe on her own whilst he sat at home wanking

>>216329235
do it yourself, wait for them to come out of the house

>>216329208
Will do mate - love lingonberry. Best dish I had in Finland besides lohikeitto was reindeer with lingonberry, delightful.

>>216329235
Tell the police, you could get fucking stabbed doing that, or get in a fight and get in trouble.

Nietzsche's knees sand sea go loco hit shee hot shee coo jew

>>216329217
>Like I said I have asked one girl on a date
Hate to say it because it's soulless and I don't enjoy it, but you have to play a numbers game - you need at least a dozen on the go at once and filter through.

microwaving all my cutlery

italians just have a better attitude towards food than we do they value fresh local produce and are proud of their regional cuisines
here when the supermarkets got rid of all their deli counters during covid nobody here even gave a shit just content to eat ready meal slop every day

>>216329235
the police won't do shit about a stolen phone, they'll log it and that will be it

if you go to collect it you'll probably be ok, it's not like a phone thief can call the police on you for stealing (your own) stolen property back

cor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7pIjYYe3s

>>216329237
>Their desserts are shit
I like Kaju Katli but that's my only foray into Indian desserts

>>216329124
Ignore my previous post saying your mum is acting bizarre, you sound like a cretin

turned the heating on

>>216329320
I was going to say maybe if things were reasonably priced here people would care, deli counters are a rip off, but povvos live off kebabs and pizzas that cost an arm and a leg.

>>216329007
Basically mate you need to get in there like a ferret up a drainpipe. Make her laugh with a couple of jokes, doesn't have to be about her really just get some humour in the mix and send messages that you think she will want to reply to, dangle it like bait, and then when it's all flowing and fun just say fancy a drink. Try and achieve this within 24 hours of the conversation beginning, you really have to strike while the iron is hot with these things.
I successfully met my gf soon to be wife on Hinge and shagged a few off it so know what I am talking about.

Oh my days this guys a fucking nutjob https://youtu.be/4CO4s3cNvcA

>>216329276
if you make a stew in the future remember to serve with jam or gel, really hits the spot

>>216329362
buy an ad

>>216329336
Kaju katli is okay but very bland. I find it weird that Indian savoury dishes have lots of spices and flavours but their desserts and sweets just have sugar as a flavour and nothing else.

>>216329235
If you report it to police you're not going to get anywhere
If you confront the people be prepared to fight
Keep us updated

new professor jiang dropped

>>216329353
'poor' chav cunts will buy all the worst cheapest value slop food but they've got designer clothes and the latest consoles and phones and sky packages they just don't value quality food

live of meal deals me, and the occasional pack of sausages, thank you sir keir for returning them

>>216329351
ooo lah-di-dah

>>216329358
This man knows. Shame online dating is all about having decent photos which I lack, as I'm alright at chatting to women.

>>216329329
um

Can't wait until I'm in London next - Arirang Oxford St lads, absolute best Korean food in Britain. Pic related my favourite

i will never have a non-minimum wage job again
its over for me

>>216329398
total detachment from reality will do that, no different to a smackhead escaping through the needle normies just do it through doom scrolling and TV/gaming anything that takes them away from reality escape escape escape must escape

>>216329422
you can make that yourself in like 20 minutes mate.

>>216329329
what the heck??? pony boobies??!?!

sexo!

feel like you know you're fully matured when you get a taste for curry, when i was a runt i used to think curry was vile slop but now i love a good curry

>>216329444
I cook my own meals but nothing beats the real deal imo - need my shit made by a 5ft0 ancient Asian that speaks no English

>>216329429
I think it's more that povvos are thick and want to show off to each other and out-do each other, they're probably the most materialistic class of people.

corr yes blocks of rubber in a fermented sauce. it lush

>>216329422
korean food is nice but not varied enough to be a top tier cuisine like italian, i would get bored quickly tasting gochujang every single day

oh her name is cap not cup
good

>>216329474
you must be trans

>>216329476
crabs in a bucket

kimchi is peng

>>216329494
That's fair, something about hits my palate just right - pic related
>>216329500
I'm a 6ft fat man with a big ass dick

>>216329424
start a business, it's never been easier. AI can fill many of the jobs you would otherwise need to hire people for.

might eat a chinese, there are billions of them after all

Do people in Britain still celebrate St. Swiven's Day or has the transgender sharia government there banned it?

>>216329531
>ass
FOY

>>216329540
fuck off you boring cunt yank

>>216329541
Ass and arse are interchangeable here whether you like it or not

Everyone on here is just nasty and horrible

i had a chinese gf in uni and some of the shite they eat for breakfast is mental absolutely fucking mental

>>216329563
Are they fuck

Foreigners food? No thanks I eat radishes, beets and oats like my ancestors did 500 years ago during the great famines.

>>216329563
me when I'm about to bum a donkey

Anyone here try to eat healthily, but then for no reason at all you just go nuts and scran like 5000 calories in one day?

Getting horny thinking about hairy sweaty Mediterranean women

>>216329574
*slaps your bald head*
pack it in

Mental that there's been a civil war in Sudan for the past two years where over 150,000 people have died, yet nobody gives a fuck and you don't see it in the news

>>216329601
i generally eat healthy, fresh cooked meals, but nothing wrong with indulging once a week or so

>>216329616
they don't come in tins mate, they come on boats

Tony Blair Institute for Global Change

Driving lesson this afternoon team

>>216329601
yeah, can't help it, massive fat cunt who loves stuffing his fat runt face me

>>216329601
been at least a year since i ate over 2k calories so no

>>216329624
i've seen it in the news three times this week though?

S turf (and S pace) is big to start making legacies that are S turf
I want this on my other account to make hura S tier dirt

>>216329601
yeh
have a shocking habit of ordering cheapo stuffed crust pepperoni pizzas from pizza hut that are like 2500kcal after i've already eaten dinner

>>216329624
Get them all housed here I say

>>216329641
No you haven't

>>216329624
leftypol is very selective with the genocides he cares about

>>216329601
No because I'm not a mong

>>216329636
Why bother? You can clearly drive half the thread up the wall

>>216329691
shut it sacked tranner

>>216329601
I eat pretty well and I never snack really, never caught having a biscuit or a chocolate bar or a bag of crisps at a random time, very strict with my eating times. But I drink loads and loads and loads of beer lol.

>>216329533
AI is bullshit

Today's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is... Rescue Hedgehog!!

I think you are so cute with your little hat. Well done Rescue Hedgehog! You are amazing!!

swinging maelstorm poggers
the rates for those kinds of things arent bad (even though 3* sparks are 2% each) I can at least have fun

women eh what are they like

>>216329309
:(
I don't think I'm cut out for this modern age
I wish I could experience traditional romance

>>216329755
what childhood trauma did you experience to make you this way?

>>216329755
err

>>216328743
>depriving BILLIONS of women from your Swedish seed
Don't do it anon!

>>216328722
>properly medicated
>take psych meds
>happy childhood memories turn into a twisted mental attack
>all my friends actually didn't like me!
You won't understand the irony in any of this. If this is actually how these meds affect people then I suddenly understand why it feels like the last 30 years have reduced half of the population to raving lunatics.

>>216329601
Can't say I ever do. I always average around 1800 calories in a day. Sometimes more, sometimes less. I'm too conscious about my spending habits to pay for this much food

>>216329832
hope you're getting your protein in

Miss him so much

>>216329559
Yank should be before cunt. Hits the ear better.

>>216329851
where did he go?

>>216329832
think youre better than me do ya?

>>216329864
He wasn't mine, just a neighbours catberg - I moved away. He was so docile and loving.

need a nap. should i set my alarm for one hour or two

>>216329851
>>216329879
:3

I love cats and hedgehogs

>>216329848
No, stopped caring a while ago.
>>216329869
Not really no. It's just another type of mental illness

>>216329888
8

>>216329888
People that have naps are fucking weird, just have an early night if you're tired

>>216329888
none go for a run and get the blood flowing, go to bed an hour earlier tonight

>>216329917
>>216329921
neeks

>>216329917
I have to nap frequently due to my mental health conditions which leave me exhausted

>>216329917
Napping is natural, it's our modern life that is weird. For tens of thousands of years people would nap in the middle of the day it's only starting in the 1800s we dropped the practice.

>>216329945
Come to the conclusion you're an emotional masochist, you crave the abuse - consider yourself permanently filtered.
Might take a trip to Scarborough Aldi next month - see if there's any little tranny fellas about for us to laugh at.

>>216329943
Your mum is a neek
>>216329945
Just go to bed in good time and have a decent sleep
>mongs who only get 5 hours sleep a night are saying they need a nap
>>216329972
Only meds, to get out of working

>1800 kcal per day
Lmfao

Mousey was the Mr. Blobby of /brit/

>>216329973
Yes mate come in, start shouting "sacked tranny", have security escort you out and the CCTV passed onto the police

>>216329979
I sleep like 12 hours at night usually

>>216329358
Alright. What if I'm not much of a drinker and neither is she? Coffee?

Writing a press release about tools

>>216329992
hoot

Don't reply to it

>CCTV passed onto the police
The only thing that's passing there

>>216330000
Yeah, coffee and a side thing, a fun museum or something whimsy

>>216329999
>Yes mate come in, start shouting "sacked tranny", have security escort you out and the CCTV passed onto the police
I obviously won't do this, your little power fantasy won't happen. I'll buy myself a coffee and a maple pecan plait and scan the store looking for little tranny fellas, take a few photos for the lads, then I'll come to your till and when you've handed me the receipt I'll say "Alri employed man" and walk out

>>216330026
ffs

>>216330026
oh no no no no

Flatmate insists on over pronouncing foreign words and it just sounds ridiculous

Don't stop halfway through your sentence just to pronounce Bolognese with an Italian accent

>>216330026
MADE A STATISTIC OF HIM, OH MY DAYS

>>216330052
my flatmate is from the north of spain and has the s lisp they use speaking spanish except he uses it in english too and its fucking horrid

Bolo nyayzay

>>216330052
Have to stop myself doing this with some words cause I know it makes me look like a wanker.

don't like this webm

get the mega mosques built

>>216330026
done him

>>216330102
Why post it then?

>>216330106
binley mega mosque

Bro loving his own post go off senpai

>>216330026
NIGGER SCREAMING

>>216330026
Done him hahahahahah

>>216330026
*crouches down with a piece of white chalk and draws an outline*

>>216330116
for you not to like

It wasn't even funny you clowns

>acknowledged the doneing
its never been so done

>>216330029
Alright well that is what I asked this one woman for. She said she's busy this weekend with work but maybe next week and she's said she would like to meet. I told her to let me know when she's free. Is that right?

This shit is genuinely painful for me. I keep worrying I'll be mocked.

Fucking kill me.

>>216330184
>It wasn't even funny you clowns
Only one man in this thread wearing makeup and he ain't a fucking clown

>>216330218
Didn't know your dad posted on /Brit/

>>216330218
oh my days its a blood bath

convinced sacked tranner is setting himself up for these

>>216330233
>Didn't know your dad posted on /Brit/
And you didn't know your dad at all!

>>216330102
so much going on

hate this modern dating crap
just want an Christian arranged marriage with a mid girl

>>216330218
stop, he's already dead!

too fat old ugly and bald for the apps me

>>216330243
No shit Sherlock

>>216330256
see loads of birds on the apps with 'catholic' in their profile, mentioning of their faith in the bio yet when you go to church there's about 4 birds under 40

highly doubt they even go to church

Mental how much physical and mental potential I had, and I did absolutely nothing with either of them.

S rank is highest pace chaser and probably turf goes :(

>>216330328
They go to normal churches mate not the weird trvd one you're attending performatively

Mad how AI improvements are still a fantasy

>>216330218
>>216330026
Holy shit, twice in one thread, how do you recover from this?

Don't mind this new captcha but it's annoying that sometimes it's 5 characters, and at other times it's 6. To the janitor lurking this thread 24/7, can you mention this to Hiroshimoot at the next janitor meeting?

>>216330348
older, fatter, balder

yeah, how do you recover from samefagging your own grok-generated "epic tranny owning" setup jokes?

>>216330364
ah yes definitely more likely to be my choice in church than women lying

>>216330408
cringe

>>216330408
Must be really tough being this schizophrenic lad - feel bad for you

>>216330424
it very much is, yeah

>>216330408
Ah turned off the tripcode now have you? lol

yup

youre both cringe and retarded

Dollhouse melty

got into a habit of sticking jazz fm on opening a bottle of wine and sinking hours into minecraft

>>216330383
Could you screenshot the new captcha? There are like 4 different versions. Cant really tell which one is new

The absolute state of this shithole.

You don't wanna run into this little guy in the wild!
He may be small, but his stinger packs a PUNCH!

>>216330421
With this attitude it really is a mystery why you're still single!

>>216330486
That's the one I get

>>216330499
bitches cannae handle me!

>>216330512
Just means youve been funposting a bit too much

>>216330488
>english dying
no one cares lad

>>216330488
>we're not racist
found the problem

>>216330499
yh cos women chat shit

Good evening.

>>216330488
donedon

>>216330550
>women lie about engaging in the most unfashionable activity the modern England just because... they do ok!
Uh huh

>>216330488
>we're not racist
And that's exactly why you're in this situation.

>>216330488
Glasgow managed to survive

>>216330587
>im not like le other girls hehe

In me comfy bed, belly full, puffing on me vape - happy as fucking Larry me

yt niggas b eating cheese

>>216330618
lazy fucking pig aren't you lad
*jiggles your belly*

>>216330603
rent free

tenno sho: 517 stamina (and swinging maetro), 708 speed :3

>>216330636
With the wax on bb

>>216330646
Ye hehe I am ain't I

>>216330408
So rattled he dropped the trip lol

>>216330488
Not my problem lol
Used to be far worse in the 90's.
The police have never had more resources and legal powers than now to tackle crime.

after Christianity, Zoroastrianism makes the most sense
feel sorry for the iranians being islamised

>>216330647
Im from up there mate. We managed to stop the junkie stabbings

>>216330636
Aboriginal mfs be eating thrice boiled yam and kangaroo

>>216330488
i can't stand julia hartley brewer
gobshite

>>216330687
you're an anglo nigger

>>216330681
Prefer the Aryan warrior cult, personally

>>216330723
vased

>>216330605
You've clearly never spoken to a woman if you think they're trying to differentiate themselves by LARPing as trad caths
To what end anyway, so they can attract a smeggy little incel like you? Seems likely!

>>216330488
Can the english go a single fucking day without embarrassing us in front of the world?

BRAAAAAP

>>216330605
>>216330734
neither of you have ever felt a vagina

>>216330488
ktim but in rsa

brit niggas be eating beans

they're laughing at Ziedy in the Netherlands thread

>>216330734
Pumped that nigga up the arse

>>216328841
They retarded, no one in Bangladesh is gonna vote for unpatriotic diaspora rats and no one is gonna vote of the BNP anyway not since the July revolution

rorke buyign all of the oguri cup star pieces in the shop (even though the first 30% are much cheaper)

thinkin of moving to yankland
not wasting my prime years on this grim island with no future

>>216330935
you have to stay, you have to watch them get housed, you have to watch them stab innocent people, you simply have to

>>216330880
you know an awful lot about brown people politics

>>216330863
Proof that's him?

>>216330935
Come home, white man.

>>216330935
Wish I could but it's too hard now. They say they'll let whites from mass migration ruined countries claim asylum but I don't believe it

>>216331037
It's not him


Ziedbelg is black

Rorke's Friday night
Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots
Think we kissed, but I forgot
Rorke's Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard Rorke's Friday night
We went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois Rorke's Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op, oh-whoa
But this Friday night
Do it all again
But this Friday night
Do it all again

julia hartley-brewer sex arse

>>216330863
dutch really does look like stroke victim english doesn't it

is it good if i can do 55 push ups in one go

>lose (5th) on purpose
>get upset about it
woman moment

someone posted “fucking fucked up” and i don’t know wether i agree with it or not

>>216331109
Hs

>>216331024
If you got picrel from /int/ it's probably from a post I made. It's nice to see other people using my memes

People always say where you were born is down to random chance, as if there is a sorting machine in the aether and souls get dropped onto earth willy nilly. I could never have been born a sub Saharan African, everything I am is inexplicably linked to England - if England did not exist, I would not exist.
So yes, I am more entitled to this country than they are

cloudy, raining and dark enough to put the lights on. not even 3 o'bastard clock yet

>>216331187
Its not bad at all - great even

>>216331209
you did not invent the fucking doakes meme you disingenuous little nigger

>>216330935
I'm too old for that now, I missed the boat so to speak. 30 wasted years award. Don't let this happen to you lad.

>>216325941
>>216325941
>>216325941

>>216331209
bro thinks he made the doakes meme

not really a meme is it

>>216331269
Meanwhile small boat migrants and dodgy visa darkskins coming over at the age of fifty and retiring here at sixty five. Its over because youre a bitch not because youre thirty

>>216331205
They told me so

>>216331313
omds

Your demise is coming.

>>216331377
that dog looks gay

>>216331377
why does that cat look like a wolf

>>216331377
me in uma game when its 4 turns from tulip and I have 96 stamina (+5 stamina)

>>216330935
How?

Writing out posts, remembering the janitors are on a mad one and that they'll drop a three day on me, and deleting the post - that self censorship is English culture.

>>216331444
go write it on a train wall or something

english roses emigrating to australia by the millions for a taste of big bruce cock

Paid for a month of premium on Bumble to see if I can get a date.

train wall

>>216331507
Been debating getting the working holiday visa and finding my oneitis in Perth, but she'll probably pepper spray me

>>216331541
does it give you a personality, photos, and a profile that isnt complete shit?

>>216331541
u've been done

>>216331566
hope she does you weirdo cunt

holy lazy niggers
I'm not making a new go fuck yourselves

mid 2000's americana core

horses are so cute

>>216331567
And that's rorke demolished, again

>>216331597
UM x

stay away from the horses toby

>>216331614
hi??

>>216331597
okay callum green

Their fannies are aesthetic as well

Didn't know brits were horse fuckers

Wish I was born in Idaho so I could have bought a house

>>216331630
tobyyy x

The last dollhouse

Guess everyone's got the 5 min countdown then and can't be arsed to make the new?

>>216316244
>>216316244

Fuck this gay earth

Off to toil now x

Why do we even need news at 300 everyone knows where the thread is anyways

>>216330488
Grim

for fuck sake make the fucking new already

This is actually funny

>>216332011
>>216332011
>>216332011
>>216332011

>>216331982
Keir Stabher

>>216332033
Chuckle'd

>>216330026
squawked like a bird at this