Thread 216332011

overstimulated on a lunch date edition

homer of a lonely bart
apu of a kwik e mart

>>216332011 (OP)
Watched this series with my autistic oneitis on discord call. Thanks for reminding me how pleasant it was spending hours on call with her every day

We're all here https://www.twitch.tv/quin69
We're all here https://www.twitch.tv/quin69
We're all here https://www.twitch.tv/quin69
We're all here https://www.twitch.tv/quin69

DTFIC saves the day again

>>216332059
you still with her lad? what happened x

>>216332078
buy an ad

Might shit in a sandwich bag and freeze it and then use the frozen shit as an arse dildo

>>216332011 (OP)
Who are they gonna get tonight? Joe's safe with his sheild.

neoliberal bull logging in

>>216332127
Sorry, I don't watch BBC normdroid slop

Rorke be like
>No you don't understand! These bitches are lying about being catholics so they can date ME

Arse and tits
Hehe...nice

um

um

>>216332137
fucking hell thats a nice fat arse

>>216332127
>sheild
The towering intelligence of the average "traitors" viewer

>>216332137
cronem clapper

>>216332196
shame about the british face

>>216332180
she's french too

>>216332090
Ghosted me, don't really know.

Old woman phoning in on lbc just burst into tears talking about Lady Di

uh oh stinky

>>216332230
>>216332216
australianer shocked!

>>216332230
did anyone here ever have a decorated room like this? it seems cool but i never had the money to actually do that

the smoklahoma city bongings

>>216332127
Got to be based celia, she voted for Jonathan before so she's an obvious faithful

>>216332266
thats about 10 quid in decorations

>>216332230
buy an ad

Need to shag that arse

>>216332289
I disassociated for a second and thought I came up with this one

>>216332353
ktim before diving into her clam flesh

>>216332353
Me after killing 30 million of my own people

>>216332353
Stalin is one of the few historical figures that actively strikes fear into me, proper psychopath

going to attempt a 2 minute plank. never done one before and i struggle to get one minute

>>216332393
pretty sure he's dead, mate

cant wait til home robots are a thing so i can abuse them

>>216332415
you're only pretty sure?!??!?
*leaps out of my comfy /brit/ armchair and hides under the /brit/ coffee table*

>>216332393
And he's standing next to a man even he considered to be evil

>>216332385
lol

>>216332402
disaster as i slipped at 45 seconds. pressure got to me x

Marco Pierre White Jr
No there's someone living a real-life completed game GTA save

Go on home, British soldier, go on home
Have you got no bloody homes of your own?

>>216332393
Do you know who beria is and what he did? The bloke stood next to him

rorke getting raped by dogs at the park

>>216332544
All outside Kier Starmer's house waiting to get bummed

>>216332540
yeah he went around limoraping, not exactly killing tens of millions is it

>>216332540
>>216332544
British culture?

>>216332383
Russians aren't Georgian

Leftypol handing out Marxist pamphlets to doggers mid bumsesh on Hampstead Heath

dont really get why leftypol is so in favour of letting violent criminals go unpunished

neolibberg paying foreigners to rape women

Rorke recieving pamphlets in certain parks once again

sucking tapeworms out of the dogs arse like the spaghetti scene from lady and the tramp

https://www.docdroid.net/ojcgVBL/blackfuture1-pdf
This evening's read with a glass of vino

>>216332540
Give us a qrd ive heard his name but dont know this guy

might start going to a Pentecostal church

>>216332540
He went to I-Beria
Hahaaaa

>>216332632
These people are seriously mentally ill, they shouldn't be allowed to perform any function in society beyond like emptying the bins and stuff. Not even food prep.

>>216332657
poo screaming out my dogs arse

Whole world's gone mad over some tits. Bizarre

>>216332586
Who said anything about slavs? Not me that's for sure.

>b b b british culture????
Fuck off

>>216332706
Theres tits and then there's shiny tits

>>216332686
don't think a single webm you've posted so far has been relevant

>>216332706
Finally a good post

just found out sybau means shit your bitch ass up

>>216332796
that gimmick is already over unc

gofile.io/d/oJqA9I

>>216332796
syfm

Leftypol trying to reenact the quirky meme he saw on Reddit by calling the "Turk" running his local kebab place bossman, only to be met with the dead eyed kuffar-gaze

>>216332761
finally a good post

>>216332820
suck your fucking mum?

>>216332832
Yh

Do the thug shake

>>216332711
You've killed 30 million frenchmen?

>>216332901
di bomboclart 'urricane dun mess up mi tin shed

Remember when we used to carry around bits of paper and metal to pay for stuff

How weird was that lol

Fucking knackered
The toil industrial complex has absolutely done me

>>216332706
Hyperborean goddess

CC bout to get mogged

gmail wank soon

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

Currently running some Kerberos hashes through hashcat
671 billion combinations to try
ETA 1 hour 30 minutes
Will anon crack one?
Let's wait and see

we used to get the trolley bus to town and back on a single half shilling back in my day

rorke cashing in his Panamanian bearer bonds
leftypol liquidating his FTSE global all cap fund less the ISA providers fee

>>216333049
it boggles my brain to think about how there are grown men who still watch the retarded japslop that i stopped bothering with after the age of about 17

>>216333007
buy an ad

*guitar solo*

nth for the baddiedem

*To the tune of Tame Impala - Yes I'm Changing*
YES I'M BALDING, YES, IT'S GONE
YES I'M OLDER, YES, IT'S MOVING BACK

>>216333049
>>216333091
Saw a grown professional man stood on a crammed tube the other day clutching his tablet and watching anime in full view of everyone
The mind boggles

>people who eat with their hands getting uppity
>comparing it to stuff like pizza and sandwiches
lol fuck off riceslop bastards

Just seen year's first mention of a Black Friday sale.

>>216333122
HOLD ME NOW, I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING
MAYBE SIX FEET, AIN'T SO FAR DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0

katy openen up dat luh phone
mmhmm let me tell y'all sumn
it be nun but tings wagging

>>216333123
have you ever felt the inside of a vagina?

>>216332910
I wish.

>>216333166
ok and?

>>216333176
yh

>>216333188
It was on the TV

>>216333211
nigga idgaf

Haven't owned a TV in eight years personally

>>216333201
you're a virgin freak AND a liar kek

migrant scheme idea: none in all out

>>216333166
What are you getting m80?

>>216333220
Oh right. You engaged with my post and your question 'ok and?' gave the impression you wanted more information.

>>216332011 (OP)
1

>>216331024
I'm from Bangladesh

>>216333252
I didn't lie

>>216333235
I too am desperately poor

>>216333166
I like this image :)

>>216333291
come off it lad. nobody believes you

>>216333235
You could get one in the upcoming black Friday sale

Need this shithole nuked pronto
https://youtu.be/DRi8aGu9VAc?si=PTFllKsnvp_ZZOEP

>>216333291
no well adjusted adult man posts like you do on a site like this mate please don't embarrass yourself further

>>216332011 (OP)
2

>>216333364
wasn't worth posting yesterday either

>>216333344
Without clicking the link I'm assuming its Slough or Luton

>>216333320
it's true

>>216333346
who gives a shit

>>216333395
you obviously do since you're bothering to keep this pathetic act up

ough

>>216333292
Just don't need one mate, got a desktop and a phone haven't I
>>216333323
What for? Only reason I'd get a TV is if I had a gf (women love TV)

yoghurt wank soon

>>216333414
Could kick this little cunt to death, and there's nothing it could do about it

>>216333364
why don't they use fucking spoons. I remember when I was a kid someone was telling me about some bullshit about how eating with your hands is good for your fingers and digestion. It just gives you nasty yellow nails and fingers

>>216333364
hahah hahahahaha dat be timmy's wife rite dere

Didn’t like that post :(

Just read about Russia occupying an airport after the war in Kosovo and how one of the lads who de-escalated the situation was James Blunt, mad stuff

>>216333447
Me before I self administer cock and ball torture whilst watching Yogscast

>>216333413
it's not an act

>>216333485
Heard he walked between the lines singing Beautiful and the soldiers were so moved they all lay down their arms

watching the Fuentes

avatar use

>>216333364
Westerners when someone eats rice with their hands
>NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Westerners when someone eats a burger with their hands
>totally normal and acceptable

>>216333276
I was expecting more seethe

>>216333610
ok, now imagine a Bazza eating mince and mash with his bare hands - thats how we feel looking at your filthy behaviour

leftypol eating soup with his hands

>>216333127
You know it's all one guy right?

>>216333564
Fuentes is based

>>216333235
>Wireless trackball keyboard
>10m HDMI from desktop to TV
Get a desktop kinolounge m8, you won't regret it. Best decision I ever made.

might drink 3 energy drinks and stay up for 40 hours

>no footy on
boooooooooooring

>>216333665
Local man to a passer by when dozens of beautiful women are leaving my house

>>216333728
corrr

>>216333640
He could do if he wanted. Less washing up to do

>>216333728
Me at 15

the gay porn? on

Gyaldempaedo said 190 is his hero


Let that sink in

>>216333755
No he fucking couldnt it would be repulsive. Imagine eating baked beans with your fucking hands like a monkey or something. A spoon takes ten seconds to clean, washing your saliva and sauce soaked hand takes longer. Cope all you want poo fingers

trust her, she's a nurse!

>>216333763
that's not gura

>>216333364
Surely there's a middle ground between using a spoon and shoving half your fist in your gob

>>216333811
Was c-section and not breast fed. First time I felt either I was a grown man

Her husband is using a spoon by the way


You've really gone and let Heathertranny make you mad simply by him reposting TikTok rage bait

>>216333843
>Was c-section and not breast fed.
How'd you turn out?

Rorkeypopper xx

>>216333787
DTFIC spends his whole day here and can't even identify the proper thread personalities he's melting over

>>216333811
did you really just take the time to edit this gay little pedophile image because you're mad about being called a virgin KEK

>>216333862
he's posting on 4chan, take a wild guess

>>216333862
Well my mother was also on antipsychotics and I was taken from her at birth, and my father abused me terribly so not very good tbqh mate

LOL


Luh dtfic meltdown x

>>216333866
FOMYEG

I hate people on bennies

Sir Bill Gates

>>216333843
less than 99.99% then, I only considered test tube babies none vaginal births

>>216333892
well you're among friends now

>>216333916
Kek exactly

I have no idea about who any of the 'personalities' are

sum skinny cronem, musty luh puma hoodie ahh
yeh, he talm to katy rn

>>216333977
One right below you

New captcha making making me feel like a clanker

hello everybody it's me, keir starmer, the bloody prime minister lol. ama but be quick rachel from accounts (lmao) wants to chat about freezing old people again

In my smelly incel lair... plotting... scheming..

>>216333995
heard these fellas are really good at pairs

bit chillier today

>>216334007
do you actually eat poo barms

poo scheming

>>216333993
I'm aware of his posts but when people start talking about him being Zeidy/Adam/Spaino or whatever I just switch off

>>216334052
they taught one to play minecraft

Classic Ralpho deflection desu

>>216333808
I could eat baked beans with my hands, you just sound like a pansy

>>216334075
Could probably write a small dissertation on the personalities here

What if Britain but good

>>216334110
Brown hands

too many indians on the internet
too many indians everywhere, really

>small dissertation
And thin!!

might kms o algo

Pensioners? FREEZE THEM

>>216333848

>>216333885
I enjoy baiting you x

Remember when mentally ill men in dresses were the most powerful people in society for the best part of a decade or so
All a bit mad really

forgot to get beers so only have one bottle of wine to drink but that's not enough really so do I drink my bottle and inevitably order the beers or just have a night off

>>216333913
mhmm

>>216334189
these crumbs of online attention from whoever you happen to irritate enough are the highlight of your day aren't they

just watched a middle of the season episode of The X-Files. wasn't into it.

leftypol voting for an open borders supporting jew
rorke voting for an israel first wall kisser

I deserve an Australian gf

>>216334278
Your own fault really

>>216334298
....hi o.o

>>216334298
australia isnt real

>>216334322
why? i didnt make the episode

>>216334298
love em

the ideal partner is a wife who beats you

Really is mad that every woman on Twitch, no matter how normie she seems, has an OF where she's sticking dragon dildos in her arse

>>216334344
Imitating you in a gay voice out loud, got my whole family laughing

>>216334243
luv u 2 bb

>>216334298
same

bloody love office politics me
makes me feel like little finger

Peter Gabriel Solsbury Hill

>>216334398
alri gaylord

>>216334405
not all of them

>>216334439
Name one

>>216334405
not all of them

Puffing a pink cigar

>>216334405
nuh uh

>>216334437
it's cute when her little fists just painlessly bounce off you like bullets bouncing off superman, you're the gaylord for not getting it

>>216333415
What do you do if you want to watch a film or something then lad? Sit and hold your phone the whole time or sit at a desk? Do you even have a sofa?

>>216334450
show me one real video of Pokimane sitting on a dragon dildo

>>216334463
need em's pointy chin up my arrus

>>216332353
the undisputed good guy of history

>>216334469
All I do all day is post on 4chan and wank

>>216334491
what are these animes anyway

>>216334126
Orange hands actually

>be me
>maxed on runescape
>give it a break to cancel burnout
>will be back for sailing
>idea.jpg
>if I log in the very second sailing releases, and get some xp, log out, then back in, and I'm the very fastest to do this, I would be the number 1 player on the high scores.
>The truth is... I am Zezima.webm
>Sailing release date is given as the 19th of November
>book the day off work, ready to be on my laptop just to sign in to be the first to get sailing xp
>Get invited for another prestigious job interview in Dublinm a 2 hour drive away, at the exact same time as the launch that I can't worm out of
Fucking hell lads.
I've had one dream since 2023, to be on the front page of the high scores, and these cunts have fucked it.

>>216334514
kitasan black and satono diamond from the horse game

>>216334514
I think it's some chinese crap from the horse racing game the thread nonce is obsessed with

>>216334469
Sit at my desk or lay in bed on my phone. I rent a bedroom so no, I have a desk and a bed. I could mortgage a property and all that but I won't be living here much longer so why bother

sending sora ai videos of rorke twerking his gyatt to his nan and convincing her they're real

>>216334499
Very efficient dont even need to own any footwear for that

how do i play the horse game

>>216334545
Common Marxist L - poor Padraig

london bridge is falling down, my fair lady

>>216334581
Get on your hands and knees and I'll teach you

>>216334590
She'll be comin' round the Gherkin when she comes
She'll be comin' round the Gherkin when she comes
She'll be comin' round the Gherkin
Comin' round the Gherkin
Comin' round the Gherkin when she comes

She'll be riding six black cronem when she comes
She'll be riding six black cronem when she comes
She'll be riding six black cronem
Riding six black cronem
Riding six black cronem when she comes

She'll be teasing little Timmy when he comes
She'll be teasing little Timmy when he comes
She'll be teasing little Timmy
Teasing little Timmy
Teasing little Timmy when he comes

>>216334590
https://youtu.be/l01AMCBG0Wk

>>216334484
that sounds extremely painful

>>216334628
What would your mother say?

>>216334628
SCREAMING how didnt i think of this

>>216334683
what does this represent?

>>216334673
Me when I'm in a loud nightclub and a coke head tells me his business idea

>>216334703
North Korea painting

He's seething lmfao

>>216334720
me when im on an imageboard responding to something someone said in a witty way with a meme comment

>>216334581
uma musume, on steam or mobile

Nicola Sturgeon named best politician of the last 30 years

New paki CTO at work hates me

>>216333276
why did youse revolt?

>>216334835
leftypol cackling with glee

a bellend up a woman's arse

Why does Rory Stewart love Afghanistan so much?

>>216334837
probably because you're a sniveling little racist

>>216334883
thats how you were conceived

>>216334405
not true is it?

>>216334909
No don't think it's that

>>216334835
You're not going to do anything about it though

>>216334837
Maybe because you're calling him a paki?

Perplexing how invested greeknonce is in defending the honour of violent afghanis

Toby Carvery down the hatch

>>216334631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4JmoFp8Yw

saw a brown man on a e-bike without any lights

>>216334971
Haven't once called him a paquois to his face

might top myself next year

mental how wrinkly and ugly my incel freak face is

>>216334887
hes a big proponent of bacha bazi

tranny on the chase called 'genevieve'

>>216335065
good achievable goal that

>>216335065
bit gay

pooing a long stinky brown nigger from my arse

>>216335149
get him housed

>>216334837
Gearing himself up to fire you so he can sponsor his third cousin from rural Pakistan as your replacement

Paul Scholes wtf you doing bruv?

>>216335169
leftypol loves this

>>216335169
lefypol's fantasy come true

FMNL

>>216335065
me reading that cloning will be perfected and readily available to the public on January 1st 2026

need to shag a chunky bitch

>>216333610
hot dogs, burgers, sandwiches, pizza all have vehicles for the food e.g bread
with rice your just mashing it into your face holding the fucking protein on your fingers
it is not the same at all

even chicken wings have the bones to hold at the edges
fucking grim
hate this argument

>>216335250
you just replied to bait. well done mate

>>216334961
FHP

>>216335247
one on the left would get it

>>216335169
Why's me willy gone all hard then

>>216335244
psc

>>216335271
im replying because two youtubers i enjoy watching are defending this gross ass shit
they happen to be black so what did i expect
BUT LE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't need to read shocking headlines.
Don't need to examine crime statistics.
Don't need to listen to political commentators.
My belief stems from ethnic consciousness, it is intangible from my identity as a European. Stop consuming this crap, get yourself and those you love to relative safety, surround yourself with likeminded folks and hunker down.

>>216335315
*la pizza

>>216335169
>afgans again
lol

>>216335340
Incorrect use of "intangible"
5 points from Chuddlepuff

>>216335169
this guy sounds like a jerk

>>216335247
corrrrrr

>>216335370
You're right - I meant to type "intrinsic to-" long day at toil you see

the United Nigdom

>>216335424
can't say that

every single one of these guys look like fat mongs
and its not the jackets

>>216335455
>>216335455
>>216335455

>>216335424
lav it

>>216335458
Drove through this area the other day to get to City Airport
Good lord what an absolute shithole

>>216334932
corrr piffff