Thread 216335455

gyaldem edish

grow up

The first time I visited in February 2025 I had a good night, it was mostly empty but still a good night. My last visit on Friday 3rd October 2025 was a very different experience. On arrival I was asked by that unpleasant security lady if I was on the guest list? After politely responding that I wasn't and had bought a ticket, she said she was refusing us entry. I've been raving for 33 years and love the scene because of it's inclusiveness, and this is the first time I've been discriminated against on the door. I lived in Berlin for a year in 2001 and visited many techno clubs, I've been to raves in Spain, Germany, Holland as well as all over the UK, and none have ever been this discriminatory. I was offered a refund, but never got it. I've emailed them twice, they simply ignore it. It makes me wonder how much money they make from overselling tickets, refusing entry and then keeping the money? The doorstaff kill the vibe, and given how out of the way this place is, just don't. There's much better clubs out there.

how come women can get over having small boobs wen men can't cope with having small willards

>>216335492
small booms are still nice to feel small willard is uesless

>>216335485
>I've been raving for 33 years
deary me pack it in unc

>>216335492
they can make up for it by having a nice arse

i thought wearing masks during protests was prohibited.
2 tier justice once again

>>216335492
Women with small fannies exist and they suck to be with (sometimes literally as it's the only thing they can do).

>>216335518
not gay but a small willy is hot to play with

>>216335492
boobs aren't associated with sex, not really

hate how plump and fuckable my arse is

>>216335520
NO I WILL STILL BE A DEGENERATE ALCOHOLIC AND MAKE GIRLS FEEL UNCOMFROTABLE

lmao

'ahh' ahh ahh :skull:

I have some information you may find useful

nth for the holodem

>Sailing will release while I am in the middle of a job interview
I literally will not be able to concentrate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Im1q7u_KPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Im1q7u_KPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Im1q7u_KPE

Damn..

mad how much my life would change if i stepped into a nursery naked

>>216335550
the fuck are you on about

>>216335589
It was about time you got a job

>>216335589
What's sailing

guy says to me the project im joining for will be "smooth sailing"
screamed and jumped through the window

>>216335562
Green govt would probs be the exit point for me desu, there would be no coming back from it

those new sydney sweeney pics are wild
my willard will be raw after tonight

>driving to city airport
Ok millionaire

>>216335613
umm

>>216335636
link

the fucking boys!

>>216335636
mind uploading them
haven't seen them ahah

>>216335562
really is impressive how fucking shit Labour is that they've made people want to vote Green.

thinking about moving “off-grid” but i have no skills in that domain like farming or construction. ah well the jewed up goyslop life it is for me

>>216335613
how many would it take to beat you off

>>216335654
bitcoin fixes this

was having a wank earlier but i stopped
just wasn't into it

>>216335636
what pics?

>>216335607
my dad was horrible to me growing up
never showed any affectionate and beat me up

as if that's been deleted. let a man ponder the big questions in life

>>216335699
i lose interest halfway through as well

europe should be a christian constitutional republic and the rest of the world population should cease to exist

>>216335562
might unironically vote for the greens at this point

>>216335492
knew a bird who was desperately insecure about her 32Cs and was always talking about getting a boobjob. took me a good 4 months straight of boobiekissing before she realised maybe they're "fine". not "good", just "fine".

>New Animal Crossing announced
Oh fuck remember what happened last time

>>216335654
>A police officer who black maled a suspect
corr

glod

>>216335744
Gay porn wanks just aren't cutting it anymore

>>216335755
get her 'pregnated

>>216335750
interesting, are you still in the closet

>>216335702
>>216335674
>>216335670
https://fapello.com/feed/1801764/

Got my first 5k ultramarathon on Saturday, any runners got any tips for me?

>>216335797
erm she's got her knockers on display

>>216335654
What’s insane is the man who had childporn got a suspended sentence in the end and is also entitled to compensation as he’s a “victim” and she’s going to prison lmao

Thinking back to my meeting with an escort.

I remember we kissed normally at the start without tongues. But later after we had chatted for a bit I initiated kissing again and she starting giving me a French kiss with her tongue. That surprised me a bit. I tried doing it back but I wasn't very good obviously. But that kiss felt much nicer than the one at the start.
I must be one of those people who needs some sort of connection to have sex.

>>216335797
bloody nora

>>216335800
yeh

>>216335803
there he is

>>216335803
The Berg.

>>216335800
Run as hard and as fast as you can at the beginning, that way, you use your best energy on running as fast as you can and you don't expend it at the end when you are slow and tired.

>>216335803
Alri?

>>216335636
had two wanks while wfh today over this

>>216335797
>going out with your tits literally hanging out in a see through dress
Islam is right about women

>>216335797
wew

>>216335800
be kenyan

cant wank cause ive got testicular cancer and it jst comes out as a painful stream of precum

>>216335803
'orsebergé

>>216335803
horsebergen

>>216335797
corrrrrr

>>216335856
alri hare

>>216335797
knob is now officially out

>>216335844
>>216335847
>>216335860
>>216335876
>>216335887
‘ri

business idea: i go out wearing a grey mesh trousers with no boxers

who's investing?

>>216335875
that happens to me too, maybe I should go to the doctors

just closed the window just now

>>216335835
what do you mean
you m ean not even tongue between the lips when you kissed and then she did taht or you mean tongue between lips kissing then just tongue on tongue kissing?
(sorry i'm incel)

my weed arrived tomorrow literally fucking shaking thinking about it I’m so excited I can’t wait

next thread should be a katzen ausgabe

>>216335956
grow up

>>216335956
Doesn't sound healthy

>>216335956
you should be locked up for your heinous crimes against the state and society of britain

>>216336000
truth nuclear bomb

utterly despise women

>>216335979
druggie mong has fried his brain

>>216336010
horrid creatures ain't they?

>>216336010
good post

weed addict anon would probably suck off ssmark for a slice of weed

Bunch of fucking old men in here mad at someone for smoking a bit of weed

>>216336010
this vbut the opposite

where's her minge then?

>>216336045
/brit/ is an alcohol and coke general you dirty hippy freak

show minge sir

rorke did the mash (the Gregg’s queue mash)

another dogshit unfunny yank post? daring...

>>216335956
Friday high day!
:D

I'm sorry to say it but Maya Jama has walled

could go for a sausage roll now

The gf

>>216335750
more browns on the dole and no electricity, great plan

>probably gonna get steaming tonight
yes get in lad I'm on the cans myself!

>probably gonna get stoned tonight
DUDE WEED LMAO fucking sort your life out you pathetic wastrel

Sir Bryan Tetsadong Marceau Mbeumo

agp flaring up again :/

>>216336163
jorja smith was always better

Toil done
For today at least
Off home for relaxation and subsistence

mad how shit cornettos are now

imagine the amount of young ladies carefully prepping their sexy witches costumes and the like tonight only to be impaled by BBC tomorrow as athletic black men rip them off

>>216336181
If she lost 50lb she'd be wife material desu

>>216336221
what did you learn in school today son?

Rorke, 28, left very little to the imagination in a sparkly silver dress with a sheer bodice that put his famous chest on display.

>>216336215
everything is shit now
they've ruined all confectionery by removing butter and sugar and replacing it with palm oil and sweeteners

Mr Mouse, tear down this thread

>>216336240
lmao this isme

>>216336189
Yes

one more sleep until my shift with the toilfu

would you have sex with this prison officer in the prayer room?

>>216336278
london? x

>>216335938
When we first kissed it was just lips.

Then later on when we kissed, she stuck her tongue deep into my mouth and played with my tongue.

lola daviet reconstructed sex arse

>>216336322
Ermmm... yeah

>>216336163
she's still leng

>>216336322
yeah if she took that shit out of her nose

>>216336322
prisoners get lonely, they'd probably shag anything with a minge

>>216336366
too skinny

what's the point in kissing without tongues you're not giving a girl little pecks on the lips if you're trying to shag her are you

>>216336335
how much was she?

someone post that chart that showed virginity rates for zoomer women go down by male zoomer virginity remaining at the same rate

>>216336373
they've got more mates than me

looksmatch in bongland 2025

>>216336330
yeh
>>216336335
ye but when u used lips didn't u use tongue between lips just not extending beyond the lips

>>216336409
No

which one are you picking to shag?

>>216336434
just say you're a paedophile

>>216336434
4 obviously

>>216336399
nah blud

>>216336422
skinny favela cronem

>>216336434
imagine if they all took turns pooing in your gob

iaaptrc

if you depend on others for your happiness then you will never achieve lasting happiness

>>216336422
women hair is like horse hair

fuck sake finished work and I have nothing to do
just waiting to go back to work like a brainless zogbot

maya jama this cock down your throat

>>216336322
having sex with this is the ultimate goal for browns

>>216336457
grow up mate come on

>>216336465
brainlet shit
happiness is alginment with god
all is from god
therefore to have actual happinses is to rely wholly on god

>>216336460
the heck does that mean

>>216336465
is this a cast away reference

>>216336485
excuse me?

>>216336434
minji

>>216336475
welcome to real life

>>216336487
Oh shut up diego you little twat

>>216336414
>when u used lips didn't u use tongue between lips just not extending beyond the lips
A little bit maybe, can't remember too much. It was definitely much deeper later on.

>>216336475
stick a philm on

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>>216336475
should have gone to the shops and made eye contact with women

>>216336515
*grabs you by the throat*
I'm telling you, grow up you little SPASTIC

stockberg is up 5+%

>>216336550
yeah but how do you enforce that? the thais won't have it

>>216336535
cope on

Digital ID is the cure to illegal migration

>>216336568
cock is up about 6 inches since seeing those chebs earlier in the thread ngl

>>216336515
>at least 2000 Black Sudanese individuals have been executed by Arab militias

>>216336555
you'll get banged up for doing that

Mental how Peter Mandleson was connected to a serial nonce and visited his island and sent him a really dodgy birthday card that raises serious questions about the nature of their relationship and he just resigns and disappears from public life with nothing else said about it

Nothing quite like an ice cold glass of 0.00ppm water

Of all the little freaks on here. poomong, diego, 190, heathermong, the whole cast, the biggest freak is the one on here 24/7 calling everybody these names to begin with. He's been doing it for years. And every time he's called out he'll spend the next thread going >singular but it really is just one very mindbroken young man

love latinas x

>>216336609
he's a bender so protected at all levels by his leftypol cronies

>cock is up about 6 inches
The Big Short

>>216336611
pure water is bad for you

>>216336622
Fuck up twatmong

quack

>>216336636
link to original?

2000 dead niggers on the wall 2000 dead niggers

shoot one up, blow her mud hut up

1999 dead niggers on the wall

>>216336609
same with andrew

>>216336648
Muh minerals - I supplement, better than microplastics mate

how do l stop maladaptive daydreaming?

>>216336611
water dehydrates you it's a scam

*waltzes into /brit/*
hello lads

>>216336665
captain, i'm sensing racism and bigotry in this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUOsNNQ-lZw&list=RDYUOsNNQ-lZw&start_radio=1
Any /FIFA 07/ man in?
Played that shit to destruction as a kid in my smelly bedroom

If I had boobs like that I would wear dresses like that all the time!

>>216336690
imagine you're someone more well adjusted and successful

Hey little girl, you sure are cute to me
Come up a little closer, so I can see
Hold it baby now stay right where you are
Hey little girl you oughta be a movie star
Alright...
Hey little girl, come on and dance with me
You're about the cutest thing I ever did see
Hey little girl, I'd like to take you home
Come on, come on, come on I want you for my very own
Alright now
Hey little girl, you better hang on tight
I want you swing it to the left, and shake it to the right
Hey little girl, you know your lookin' fine
Get ready honey let's go just-a one more time
Alright honey

>>216336690
more like gayscreaming

Been doing some thinking on the women I've been attracted to over my life and I think basically all of them have had chestnut brown hair and dark brown eyes.

I have blue eyes and dark blond hair. What does this mean?

>boobs aren't associated with sex
least retarded /int/ poster

blew the fuse lads, fuck sake

Feel that parents that give their children ridiculous names are quite self centered.

>>216336434
why are they so cute and why shouldn't I have sex with them?

>>216336611
RO?

>>216336198
um its ok babes just take it one step at a time xx

elvis m8 what are you doing with that little girl?

>>216336600
>Abdel Rahman Jumma (Arabic: عبدالرحمن جمعة, romanized: ʻAbd-al-Raḥmān Jumʻah, born 1 January 1969), also spelled Abdel Rahman Joma'a, is a Sudanese Major General in the Rapid Support Forces (RSF) who hails from Ed Daein, East Darfur. He faced accusations of grave violations, including war crimes and genocide, in the Darfur region during the war in Darfur and battle of Geneina including the Killing of Khamis Abakar. During the Sudanese civil war (2023–present), the Darfur Bar Association called for international prosecution and UN intervention in June 2023. Jumma's actions within the RSF sparked controversy due to their involvement in conflicts leading to unrest and displacement. In August 2023, the SAF's War Crimes Committee, led by Sudan's Transitional Sovereignty Council, listed Jumma among wanted individuals, emphasising crimes against humanity, war crimes, and genocide allegations.

>In May 2024, the United States imposed sanctions on Jumma

pic related is the arab leader of the, Geneina massacre, also the Battle of Genein

>>216336740
Its a common view amongst women. I'M JUST TRYING TO HECKIN LIVE HERE?? very millenial take

>>216336755
Yeah - I use Zerowater by Culligan

>>216336740
Schlomo Herschel Goldbergstein

>>216336804
zoomers howling at this very absurdist and abstract meme!

>>216336790
Insane how the RSF are Arab supremacists - look at that guy! He's black as coal!

need some human contact have any of you ever been for a massage (non-sexual)?

>>216336884
prefer not to say

>>216336740
T. Wanks over his dad's tits

>>216336884
booked one at a hotel span (non sexual) assuming it would be a fit bird massaging my calves and i'd enjoy the contact
was a fella in the end

how do gynecologists still get hard once theyve seen blue waffle for 8 hrs a day

>>216336636
same x

>>216336740
they're not though
what part of sex (for the purpose of procreation) do boobs serve? and what natural advantage do bigger ones provide over smaller ones?

>>216336884
Been for a massage. It had a happy ending.

>Stranger Things 5
what is it with yanks and milking everything completely dry
if they had successfully made the inbetweeners in America, it would be on season 17 now with no sign of stopping

>>216336600
>>216336790
Extraordinarily British posts.

if you pay off 90% of a mortgage and have a stroke and miss payment on the enxt one then your house gets repossessed are you justout all that money or do you get it back

Might scran an entire packet of biscuits like a fat cunt 2bh

just done an ummy with my winky

>>216337005
ok

>>216337005
Means nothing, they got less votes than the conservatives in that by-election in Wales.

>>216337005
no its not

also you should actually be euthanised if you vote green

they were going straight from anus to vag in the porno I just watched that's not hygienic she will end up with an infection

wifes son has went to prison

its over

>>216337005
it's like when the KPD and NSDAP ended up with the largest support in germany while the centre collapsed

except the current iterations are just gay diluted versions of the prior ones

>>216336981
ignoramus

>>216337079
pretty sure porn stars spend ages irritating their arse beforehand and also don't eat at all before the shoot so it's pretty clean up in there

>>216337083
what a pear

would vote for the greens if they dropped all the immigrant hugging

>>216337083
sad attention-seeking stunt to stay in the news

>>216337083
don't worry I'll look after him hehehe

>>216337137
if my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike!

>>216337083
how old are you unc? :skull:

>>216337217
why bother with clothes at that point

>>216337242
22

got home and got changed and made myself a fennel tea and lashed red dead redemption on and it started raining (in game) and i got very comfy all of a sudden

>>216337217
corrrrrrrrrr

>>216337263
>>216337151
incel chudfucks

>>216337217
>>216337217
must be wild to be lkke oh wow i exist im so attractive that just my existing makes me interesting to people

>>216337265
based hagchad

>>216337310
she's also a good actor

Day 12 without watching porn.
Day 6 without masturbating.
Day 2 after seeing an escort.

My libido is still completely flatlined. I felt some mild arousal earlier and my penis stirred a bit but aside from that I feel numb. My penis feels utterly flaccid.

This is going to be difficult, isn't it?

pon de gay porn

>>216337083
is she wearing a corset?

she would get it for about 4 hours

>>216337352
Gotta say mate you're my least favourite poster at this moment in time

she would get it for about 4 hours if she would just fucking smile for once

Posh crisps for tea

>>216337420
Who?

got nothing to do my get pissed lol

>>216337384
bizarre post

she said yes fuck now i have to invent a social life in 24 hours so she doens't think im an incel

4 slices of toast down the hatch

gold ship would get it

>>216337463
yo momma

>>216337386
I know, I went down on an escort

chillin' at the tiki

>>216337425
willy alert

>>216337472
fat cunt

neoliberal moment

>>216337352
I asked before but you just kind of ignored me, could you pop a trip on? There's a good lad

reminder to report the BE flags posts

thinking back to when my mum told me to be social before she left after moving me into uni halls and I didn't make a single friend throughout my 3 year degree

>>216337469
yeh starting with a load of lies is definitely a good idea

>>216337486
What was her reaction to that? I'm assuming most men don't do that

how to get a raped girl to be gf

>>216337573
i know exactly
i will just have to BE myself and hope i get another chance

*crosses the ball to rorke*

just so you all know its not magically spontaneous or organic when the same three posters sperg out and spam poo and porn the moment politics is discussed. Its a deliberate strategy deployed by an online disinformation counter unit called 77th brigade

fucking had enough, might as well just end it

>>216337646
report them

>>216337646
Shut up you twat

mousey i made a 6*sta 3*pow tachyon last night

playing pokemon fire red

>>216335518
I watched an interview with a sex therapist once that said guys with a smol willy can still use it in ways that bigger guys can't but the point was underscored with the other woman who was interviewing her laughing and shaking her head.

>>216337669
haha there he is

got to the X-Files episode with the baseball playing alien it was well good

>>216337640
goal kick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBoJZ1mEjPI

wut

>>216337678
tachyon is literally me horse mom

>>216337646
gun them down in the streets with automatic sub-machine guns

Just found out that BMW stands for black mans willy - absolutely shocking

for fuck sake
imagefap has fallen to the online safety act
what next? motherless? incestflix? this is not fucking fair, this is not justice

>>216337646
ah yes the minds of 50 or so poor feckless nonentities simply must be controlled or else the zog government will fall
do yourself a favour and be quiet rorke before you embarrass yourself further

>>216337662
please do you're genuinely a pathetic runt and you contribute literally nothing on here. Even anonymously people still fucking hate you go on then kill yourself

>>216337720
white man discovers 12 inches is below average in africa

>>216337682
ARYAN AS FVCK
i'm more of a leaf green chad myself. you playing on an emulator or an actual copy on gameboy?

>>216337725
Incel meltdown

>>216337724
yes believe it or not, all regimes depend on

>>216337756
Emulator, my old game boy has been lost for YEARS now
It's a great game

>>216337708
wtf is a 4chan Stan

>>216337769
going to finish that sentence or nah

>>216337725
uh oh melty! haha x

>>216337589
I think she liked it. She seemed to moan and pant a bit when I did it. I looked up and made eye contact with her when I was licking her and said I have really beautiful eyes which was the highlight for me.

chopping off my willy and slicing it into little cubes and mashing it into a bowl of poo

>>216337772
how do you trade? I've always wanted to finish a pokedex by trading but I usually just hack the ones you can't get in and catch them at the safari zone

>>216337721
a website for manga raws has fallen too, 'kin state of it all

just been in the 2nd worst traffic ever in my life 1st worst without having any clear accident be the cause of it

Driving is fast becoming completely pointless.

>>216337783
>>216337797
opinion discarded :)

>>216337805
>think she liked it.
Lol obviously she pretended to like it, as I'm sure she does sex with random handfuls of men a day
I'm asking what her reaction was

get it made

>>216337817
If I wanna finish the dex I'd usually play a romhack that allows for the in game trades or adds the missing ones desu, I'm not much of a dex finisher though cause you do need Ruby Sapphire and Emerald to finish the dex

>>216337834
i told you
i told you cars were a meme
I walked home tonight for free and got home in 20 minutes

>>216337834
haha nice pun

>>216337844
no

New please. I have an interesting post to post

>>216337844
ok hold on ill do it, don't everyone else start doing it or we'll have too many

yummers

>>216337217
She won't get banned because her boyfriend is jewish

meanwhile I get banned if I post my webm of this on 4chan

>>216337898
I see through you

going to do a 3* R rank support super creek at level 35 instead of 5* SSR rented one to get kitsune black or else I cant get my speed goals (1050 at end tourney)

>>216337927
based yummers re-poster ~

NEW
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>>216337980
>>216337980