Thread 216337980

Espresso edish

>>216337980 (OP)
forren muck

rorke grooming his wifes son as trans so he can fuck her

No I'm not buying that being the reason

+89 stamina
cap horse: ty

Why are cans so loud to open
Don't want mumberg to hear me drinking because she'll get angry with me

car runts: in their little wagecages beeping their horn stuck in traffic for 3 hours after work starving for food and crying their eyes out with nothing but radio 1 on to cheer them up

the chad walker strolls out of work at 5pm and gets exercise, fresh air, comes home in 20 minutes. I've already had two wanks and a shower and dinner by now hahahahahahahaha pic related its me and my bitch

'lri

>>216338013
digital id will reduce congestion

>>216338036
hi berg

brb taking my (at start of game) 141 speed 177 staming 111 power uma cap horse to toilet with me

>>216338036
christ de berg

>>216338017
get her fucked off

get her head fucked straight off

digital id will save thousands of lives

>>216338055
horse game counts as avatar/signature use

this Chinese scammer bint really wants to jump on my dick

yo0 q uestions about christanit yhit em up my way and i'll get em answered for yah haha

>>216337841
Well she didn't really have one.
We started off by kissing, she gave me oral but I couldn't get hard.

I asked if she wanted me to give her oral and she said yes. I did it for a bit.
She didn't seem shocked or anything if that's what you mean. I didn't give her oral long enough for her to orgasm

digital id will make wanking safer

sim city 2000 had 10 types of disasters that could seriously damage or destroy your city
they were:
>fire
>earthquake
>riot
>flood
>air crash
>tornado
>UFO
>open borders
>monster
>nuclear meltdown

>>216338110
get he arse shagged

Watching Scream (1996)

David Metz of the UCL Centre for Transport Studies said car buyers saw the cost of travelling in their new vehicle as minimal compared to the cost of public transport


"The other feature of car ownership - and nationally the figure is 75 per cent of households are car-owning one or more cars - is that you've committed to pay the purchase costs, the insurance, the servicing, the vehicle excise duty. So the running costs for fuel, mainly, are relatively modest, compared with paying the total cost of a trip on public transport.

no fucking shit

hello good noon

>>216338162
screaming

Noticing a lot of "extraction hoods" in kitchens don't fucking extract anything they just move the air two feet towards the ceiling. No exhaust. lol

>>216336487
There is no evidence of God. You might as well believe in the Loch Ness Monster.

>>216338017
place your other thumb over the hole, helps to seal some of the noise

216338183
hat

digital id's will make britain a white ethnostate

I'm like a fat powerless Homelander

>Claire Sheffield, Director of Transport Planning at Arup, added: "Using the car is still the rational choice for a lot of people. Even with innovations like the super loop, orbital travel is still more difficult - that is incredibly difficult to supply for in any other way than the car."

INNOVATIONS

>>216338183
faithless fool

>>216338042
commendatori

>>216338181
How was Honiton?

>>216338216
ah shit spaki is inventing arguments again

To claim something is created out of nothing or to posit souls that are created and have a beginning but no end is the contrived thought of Israel that Europe wants to vomit out

>>216338132
11 was biomass

>>216338183
disingenuous as God is unknowable so we'll never have evidence by his nature

>>216338213
>>216338169
Take it to /n/, retard

>>216338216
me when insomnia is playing and someone asks what band it is

>>216338106
YWNBAJ btw

>>216338183
and there is not a single piece of evidence that sub-saharan africans are as intelligent as human beings, and yet you believe it, which makes you more retarded than a flat earther, wouldn't you say?

nth for the gyaldem

de lads

>>216338216
Why should I have faith in something for which there is no evidence. I might as well have faith in the Loch Ness Monster

>>216338254
If God is unknowable then it definitely wouldn't make sense to pray to him. You'd be praying to something that may not exist at all - the existence of which we can never determine.

I don't want to go to toil tomorrow

every driver i see on the roads at rush hour look absolutely fucking miserable. Old hags and gypseys in vans and karens in their hideous new electric range rovers. All so sad and depressed faces. Is it even worth it? What are you paying for again? The privilege of having your own transport? ooooo you're special arent you oooo look at me i have a radio in my car im special oooo look at me i pay out of my arse every month just to travel to work AND pay taxes for public transport i dont use

>>216338291
I key every one of these when I walk past at night

teenagers who I suppose were born here which I suppose makes them british so I suppose it's accurate to say that british teenagers were launching fireworks at women and their 5~ year old children at the park today. why would british teenagers do this?

>>216338337
Would you rather be in your own car or stuck with groids on trains

>>216338337
>What are you paying for again? Th
being able to go home half an hour earlier than if i cycled

extinction rebellion
don't hear much from them anymore do you

>>216338343
the children?

>>216338350
just say you're a nonce

>>216338336
An important first step
Repeat that to yourself for the next hour and maybe just maybe you'll take action

toilberg has you by the bollocks even when you arent working

>>216338373
they're in the new Jurassic Park game

>>216338295
I think intelligence varies on an individual basis. I guarantee that some black people would score higher on an IQ test than quite a few white people.

>>216338362
Many teenagers are cunts. Get the police on em.

>>216338369
I walk to work because I'm smart enough to stay employed within my own town.
>>216338372
Get a local job

uma hara gate fear purple spark

ooh dey be squeakin

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNN

you will die a terrible, terrible death

YWNBAJ

Men are class.

Hey kids ever heard of six nine?

>>216338410
*skull*

>>216338350
she only got 2* but she think she on the team :skull:

>>216338410
KEKAROO

>>216338162
it's an okay film I guess

>>216338334
nta but prayer is for ourselves, it can be like a form of meditation and being still inside yourself. it can be good for us

>>216338399
i have a woman friend who's stronger than some men, therefore women are as strong as men really
you are retarded :)

>>216338410
still not over jota they should have cancelled the season

gay men BRIT!

>>216338183
>There is no evidence of God.
incorrect
>You might as well believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
hs?

>>216338432
need the scottish genocided

>>216338482
couldnt genocide a rabbit

>>216338399
the police interaction went like this
>were they firing the fireworks at the ground or into the sky?
>neither, they were firing them at people
>yes but aimed at the ground or at the sky?
>neither? are you listening to me? they are aiming and firing them directly at women and children.
>sir, have you reported an anti social behavior incident before?
>no? to be clear they are attacking people, one firework blew up more or less right next to-
>thank you. we'll be there as soon as we can.
I leave. one hour later my phone rings.
>hello?
>hello, we are going to visit the scene of the reported offense soon. are you by any chance still there?

arse lad night

>>216338465
they need more inhalers to help with their bereavement

all the atheists i've ever known have been fat, depressed, balding neckbeards that play magic the gathering and smoke too much weed. From these encounters and observations alone, I conclude God must be real because unbelievers and people who rail against the correct faith would obviously look terrible and lead sad lives

>so you've run up a big energy debt because the thousands of pounds a month free money you're getting just isn't enough for you?
>no problem, we'll write that debt off. all at the cost of the taxpayer lol
fucking love this country

>>216338517
the logic checks out

>>216338334
that's why it's called faith

>>216338402
>smart enough to stay employed within my own town.
Same
But I can't walk 6 miles twice a day yknow

>>216338537
octopus tried putting my DD up 15 quid today
sorted that right out

>>216338337
the last two days driving have been utterly horrible

getting to the point you wonder if it's even worth it

>>216338537
the tyranny of unemployed continues

I'm a fat bastard but the jolly kind of fat bastard instead of the incel kind

How does facial recognition work in China when Chinese people look identical? How can a programme or AI identify one 5'7 yellow skinned slanty brown eye and black hair from another 5'7 yellow skinned slanty brown eye and black hair?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U0PFgtbFcY

free the conspiracy gang

>>216338458
Actually the moron is you because you're racist. One of the intelligent reasons (beyond your intelligence) to not be racist or sexist is because of what you've pointed out: individuals vary in their abilities, regardless of what the average score of some grouping might be.

cocoa oil spraying errywhere

>>216338517
what about the tens of millions of normal people who don't give a fuck

I always called it The Netherlands until I went there and discovered they refer to Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales as "Engeland" so now I call it Holland out of spite

>>216338541
Lol

Tretinoin applied. Strongly recommend any under thirty years men here get on it, very low risk of side effects, cheap as fuck, easily tolerated - will keep your skin looking young and healthy well into your sixties.

>>216338620
Bore on boringcentristmong

>>216338617
sup crodie

>>216338620
>regardless of what the average score of some grouping might be.
you're treading on some racist ground there my nigger worshiping friend

>>216338654
kill yourself

>>216338616
It doesn't and they don't care

xi ping lao does not give a fuck which specific peng wang jin is killed for trying to use whatsapp so long as ten of them are killed that's good enough

>>216338350
Are they all "women"?

>>216338472
>incorrect
There isn't any evidence of God, he's just a fantasy at this point. If someone can find actual evidence of God then fair play but AFAIK, nobody has yet.
>hs?
God and the Loch Ness Monster are both to maybe exist, but neither has had their existence proven.

>>216338620
You genuinely don't understand averages do you. If theres a room with 1000 pakis and 200 of them are child rapists, and in another room there are 1 million white people and 10,000 of them are child rapists, which one statistically has an issue as a group? White people have 10,000 rapists though!!!

I'm an agnostic - seems like the only reasonable position to take. I just don't know!

ultrawide boutta be heinous x

the rorke rebellion is never coming
the uk will be a poor brown country by the middle of this century

just had my first poo in 2 days
Feels nice

hes a virgin freak and nobody will ever love him

God's existence does not hinge on your comprehension or ability to understand or know him. He exists, you're a demonic sperg if you deny him. Simple

>>216338692
Did you know that males are statistically more likely to murder than females - therefore you should be locked up forever just for safety reasons.

>>216338694
Bizarre post

I'm a bombastic - seems pretty fantastic. And maybe even romantic!

>>216338746
hello female *lick*

>>216337859
understandable with how difficult they've made completing the dex. Apparently there is an emulator on pc that let's you trade between games

mmhmm dey be doin summat squeakin rn

Banter timeline

>>216338746
If you given a bag of skittles and just one of them ha cyanide in it, would you eat the skittles anyway? 99% of them are safe and have no cyanide in it after all

>>216338291
yank'd

Seeing 2000 brown faces in his constituency must have changed things

just put up christmas lights in my room
not trans, I just like them

this BE flag freak has had his head fucked up

Why are they like this?

>>216338814
I wish I had LED lights all around my room
seems like a thing you do when you have a gf tho

reform government with green opposition would be unbelievably kino

>>216338617
bars

>>216338677
yh

Where’s her poppy?

Had three bananas today is that bad?

triple double circle cap horse :3
(at mile championship)
need to get 600 stamina

>>216338857
fmnl

>>216338878
surprised you didn't shit yourself

>>216338858
just got my got hard again award

saw soldiers handing them out or maybe they aren't i dunno they had blue berets on

big guys but very small women the women can't be doing much in the army

>>216338857
who is silence suzuka she's cute

>>216338873
screaming

>>216338878
narnas are heavy lad

>>216338878
no tat is a good thing actually

>>216338852
Get some Philips hue ambience bulbs m8
Warm lighting is a game changer

>>216338801
well he said the same thing in like 2008

>>216338878
sorry you've got radiation poisoning now

just remembered the time demi lovato showed her arsehole off in a photoshoot

>>216338931
for me its 5000k

>>216338905
RAF probs

What’s it like to date a British woman who looks like this? Is this an evil phenotype?

>>216338951
do you live in an institution?

ayo chat is this real

>>216338949
scream

>>216338878
If you don't get cancer you might get superpowers

>>216338961
why is benin city in nigeria and not benin

Actually quite like Americans me

What is one legal action that can immediately end your career? It has to be legal and not liable for a lawsuit either.

>>216338969
yeah it's real

Noticing the flag shaggers are now coming for these rights their hero Winston Churchill gave us. Which rights do they have a problem with exactly?

>>216339014
extreme flatulence

>>216338771
Suddenly leftypol believes these polls

>>216339024
4.

Not again

Why are they always witches

I just need 3 criteria

1. White Woman in 20s

2. No pets and doesn't want any.

3. Not a witch.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND

HIV-B AIDS

>>216339024
freedom of religion is ruining the country

>>216339069
are you really surprised that a girl modelling her whole life after a fictional witch character is into witches

I still think more should have been said about this

>>216339084
Now (assuming she's legal) that's a 10/10!

And so the British Empire began

>>216339103
i put bleach in mine

>>216339119
this wont become reality until we abolish british pathe, which sets an unrealistic interpretation of history

>>216338906
celebi.cos

>Andrew LOSES Prince title and is forced out of Royal Lodge amid Epstein scandal fallout

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15243837/prince-andrew-loses-royal-title-royal-lodge.html

>>216339110
She’s legal

>>216339119
We band of brothers

>>216337980 (OP)
double espresso for me
usually have 2 in the morning, one when i get into work and one just before lunch
then at home before i leave i have an aeropress coffee
then someones after lunch i will have a single shot espresso if im feeling tired
love covfefe me

>>216339119
>>216339150
https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/brilliant-black-british-history-9781526635716/
It's fucking real oh my god

>>216339084
cute aggression

>>216339176
For shagging a 17 year old?
Bit harsh. Lying if you wouldn’t

>>216339052
scmeaing

>>216339150
Where are the 15th century reels

hello mami

>>216339168
ZAMN

And now our watch has ended

What a time to be alive

SHE WAS ONLY A 17 YEAR OLD WHORE!!

>>216339230
the problematic misinformation comes from their videos of 1960s britain which incorrectly shows a disproportionally white britain

>>216339119
>>216339202
>* THE BRITISH BOOK AWARDS: CHILDREN'S NON-FICTION BOOK OF THE YEAR WINNER *
>* ENGLISH 4-11 PICTURE BOOK AWARDS: 7-11 NON-FICTION WINNER *
>*WINNER OF THE UKLA INFORMATION BOOK OF THE YEAR AWARD 2025*
I'm fucking howling

ended up having about a 4 and 1/2 hour nap
dunno what happened to the alarm i set, must have napped through it

>>216339232
AYYYYYYYYY

>>216339252
fucking screaming

Might go Afghanistan like Lord Miles

>always fat
>always online
KAHTEEM

brussel sprouts are sort of like tiny little cabbages
delightful

>>216339184
I'll take her brunette please

>>216339132
neoliberal teeth

>>216339200
Hope you stop time like a hyperactive character in a 2000s animal comedy animation and you can't restart time and you're stuck in a caffeinated wasteland full of unmoving human statues and in real time people just see you rapidly age and collapse into a pile of bones

why does he say 'neoliberal teeth' at normal teeth

>>216339360
because his IQ is 60

>>216339202
Dem romans we stopped by de black qween and then dey conquered Britain

Arise Sir Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

>>216339360
post your gums, gummy sue

>>216339350
why

>>216339333
I marginally prefer blonde but both are CUTE

>>216337980 (OP)
buona edizione

>>216339399
fuck sake were the shoes really necessary

>>216339312
rorkes new girlfriend

did some drawing on a my flight home and got chatting to the bird sitting next to me. cant help but think if it was just on my phone, no such conversation would've happened. smartphones destroyed the planet.

>>216339237
LET ME SEE YOU STRIPPED

>LET ME SEE YOU STRIPPED
me (yelling) at girls

On day 12 of my porn detox lads. Day 6 of nofap.

I am determined not to masturbate or watch porn until I can get aroused easily again. This is going to be the toughest thing I've done for a long time I think. I'm trying to break habits of over half my life.

I think this may be why I could not get hard with the escort I saw. Maybe I should not have gone yet.

I did nofap once before and I lasted about two weeks and I was horny as hell, so I'm hopeful I can make changes. I'm hopeful this will reboot my libido and arousal.

In the meantime, I will keep trying to get a date via Bumble.

Do you think this is a good plan?

>>216339402
ciao amico

>>216339252
lmao

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

Let's be honest that Virginia Giuffre was a complete and utter slut

>>216339447
You are without a shadow of a doubt the most pathetic and insecure male I have ever encountered. You constantly seeking validation on the exact same topic, ignore all of the advice given to you and then come back an hour later and post another of these snivelling emasculating posts.
Just watch porn, give in, you're never going to quit. You can't even determine whether it's the right decision on your own.
Unironically kill yourself.

watching a camgirl lick the floor like a dog

>On day 12 of my porn detox lads. Day 6 of nofap.

>I am determined not to masturbate or watch porn until I can get aroused easily again. This is going to be the toughest thing I've done for a long time I think. I'm trying to break habits of over half my life.

>I think this may be why I could not get hard with the escort I saw. Maybe I should not have gone yet.

>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"

fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>216339498
your mum?

Let's be honest that Elvis was just the American Tom Jones

>>216339482
How much butt stuff did she get up to

>>216339498
hot

>>216339119
we wuz TUDAHS N SHIET

>>216339500
You are without a shadow of a doubt the most pathetic and insecure male I have ever encountered. You constantly seeking validation on the exact same topic, ignore all of the advice given to you and then come back an hour later and post another of these snivelling overstepping posts.
Just have a drink, give in, you're never going to quit. You can't even determine whether it's the right decision on your own.
Unironically kill yourself.

>>216339492
>ignore all of the advice given to you
I'm not, I listened to what one lad said earlier. I am asking for further advice on what to do.

I know porn is bad

how it feels

>>216339535
Well that would make me seeking a promotion much less worthwhile

road works are doing my nut in

Thinking about when Diego bestowed upon us the greatest piece of wisdom he'd ever uttered
>the wrod bed looks liek a bed lol

>>216339561
Follow this guide and fuck off - never post that shit here again. You're a disgrace to yourself, and everyone around you. *Spits*

>>216339535
fuck off get bennies scroungers to work and stop immigrants who are a drain on public services

>>216339535
compress wages even more yesss

>>216339535
>be an indie game dev
>hit the jackpot and sell millions of copies
>80% of the money goes to other people
mental how that's just a reality some people live.

tragically overshot stamina by 50 (from + at finals win) and didnt get 1000 speed on OP cap horse

>>216339630
got summer maru within 10 rolls and then havent opened the game since lol it's just not very good is it?

CUZ I'M THE TAXMAN

ffs Scully just accept aliens exist

syd's milkers looking unreal

>>216339535
source?

had an evil incel dream where I had to stealthily kill women with a hidden blade like in assassins creed

the poor have had an easy ride for far too long

>>216339667
Alri The Beatles

>>216338541
autogynephiles going to have an absolute field day with this

>>216339667
Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub
Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub

>>216339686
Mental how they just assume everyone should pander to them

>>216339712
Alri Ewok village

>>216338771
meanwhile the actual election: LAB 42%, CON 41%, LDM 5%, RFM 3%, GRN 3%

fingers stink of fish

>>216339727
right ugly munters those lot are

>>216339675
great nipples on her

A generous benefactor from Eritrea has pledged to give every poster at /brit/ "10 millions GB Sterling" if we give him the rights to the general. He sent me an email earlier today.
Should we do it?

Cheeky post gym protein

>>216339763
chapel rown looks like THAT?!

>>216339742
Don’t think Labour are going to win this one

uwu

>>216339763
cute menhera

right well shitting nora

>>216339780
we're carbmaxxing now, keep up

>>216339763
Zoomer bloke tattoos

>>216339770
eugenie would get it

>>216339777
nay

>>216339785
all i know is cunts always say theyre definitely going to vote for a third party up until the actual day comes and they bottle it

>>216339810
women when they turn 29

rollan

>>216339802
this some faggot shit

no ones posted the source to that baseless claim

>>216339810
#freethenipple

that horse wouldve been ULTIMATE if she was 1000 speed

>>216339832
what the fucking UM

>>216339832
in a just world you would be skinned alive and cut into little pieces

did soss and mash and a nice onion gravy for din dins but had half a beetroot left over in the fridge so put it in with the potatoes. looks very strange.

how long until we can go try pull kitsune black and how many dupes should I try to get with 17k carrots
also my horse just won the hard mode jupiter cup anon :3

>>216339885
Tara... looks mysterious

>>216339810
route 1

>>216339812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd4Hp_cVf08

>>216339907
it lush it bloody lush

*unzips*

>>216339810
Mithril. You are full of surprises, Miss Sweeney

>>216339907
looks like i had a rough night all over your plate

>>216339921
Fucken hands on the wheel mate

>>216339914
you can probably amass 30k by december (i think) when the banner returns
that's enough to guarantee one copy (but you'll likely get at least 1 or 2 more) and there is an SSR selector ticket and uncap material coming soon as well so 2LB in the worst case but likely 3LB or MLB

underwear starting to smell

go back to zimBABwe you stupid little PIMP

>>216335455

>>216335455

>>216339949
sc

>>216339986
is the selector ticket sooner? I really want to try for SSR super creek

>>216339903
but this is not a just world

>>216339992
mine honks
had them on for three days or so

>>216340008
>>216335482

>>216340020
it's part of the half anniversary i think but you should save it for after the kitasan black banner
you might end up pulling super creek during the free daily 10 pulls coming soon, or when pulling for kitasan, which would make it a big waste to use it now

>>216340076
if we already got something then I found something and instantly used it on something random lol
but ill wait then if kitsune bla is in december

>>216340095
no, that would have been something else that would have never given you kitasan
either the 3* selector ticket that every new account gets, or a make debut gacha ticket (which are pointless to save since they only count for the original cards and horses)

>>216340153
:3