Thread 216342413

holodem edish

i often wonder what Ava Dalush is up to these days
bet she's a right little MILF

might post my gay porn

Love the smell of my own cock - might be bent

listening to the low album by david bowie

anyone seen my big gay cock lying about

Rorke WANTS less rights lmao

wank then bed fr em

>>216342450
if you love the smell of your own poo, farts, burps, ear wax etc. it's not bent. If you don't thoughever..

rorke wants to be a dogge

The lovely Asian Fanny. Slip inside and see

>>216342460
I have no need of a right to float into some other country and rape the women there leftypol

Why should I have a seatbelt in my car? When have I ever needed to have a seatbelt to protect me? I haven't needed it so far.

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

>>216342450
its only gay if you like your own arse pong

The con artist formerly known as Prince (Andrew)

>>216342460
I want the RIGHT to lock my cock and bollocks in a steel ring

Is it really that much to ask?

>>216342460
>rorke
wasn't rorke spazzing out about people being allowed to leave their house or run a business during the covid panic was it lockdown boy?

77th

I want pol to leave

>>216342485
is it true that the orientation of it is how you tell if shes chirenese or jappernese

>>216342499
what is soogz actual job
is it just onlyfans or what

>>216342460
Fewer rights. Not less.

>>216342460
Less rights for shitskins, correct

>>216342505
ffs rorke

>my horse is boxed in
>accel up
>1 billion camera cuts in .2 seconds
>shes free from the pack running to first

>>216342535
>is it just onlyfans or what
pretty much afaik

>>216342540
Burnt that cretin at the stake as an offering to R'hollor

>>216342552
What did you get up to before you became addicted to posting paedophile slop here?

gf just sent me this

>>216342531
JAP PUSSY RUNS CROSSWAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guCvGGaTLNU

dogberg loves her tinned slop x

right im off to china next year to find my chinese gf

>>216342604
odd thing to post

>>216342587
Fuck yes

applying for jobs
it bad

sipping on a fanta zero

achivement unlocked! "feel a moment where you feel an irreplicable bond"
and a different end screen where the director is holding pancakes

accidentally left my dog alone with a 10 hour fireworks compilation on full volume
fuck sake I'm not back till monday why does this keep happening

>everyone in the world has the right to walk into this country and live in a hotel at the taxpayers expense but young white british girls don't have the right to police protection when foreign gangs kidnap and gang rape them because brown > ew poor white people who are probably racist
- leftypol on human rights

>>216342597
if she sinkge?

>>216342641
Can't quite tell if this is a blog or mousey posting incomprehensible video game nonsense

>>216342635
what's wrong

>>216342597
tbf you'd be bent not to

>>216342460
are you the same faggot crying about how 'the military is abducting citizens' in the states every day too?

nobody cares leftypol. you have lost the people, and this is a very sad attempt to get any of them back.

>>216342656
WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

>>216342630
book stannis: refuses to burn cannibals sentenced to death despite all his generals beseeching him for an offering
show stannis: literally burns his own daughter to death because he genuinely believes it will stop the snow falling

Don’t see what the point of my life is
Oh well, at least i get to waste resources getting my bennies

>>216342683
I'm a toil virgin

>>216342710
This isn't /tv/ you don't have to pretend the show is more legitimate than the books here

>>216342669
Making up strawman arguments to get angry about again rorke?

The fishman of Swanage

i prefer my twinks a bit more masculine
type of guy you cum inside then play cod or something afterwards

>>216342746
that's the opposite of what i'm pretending pal
just saying stannis wasn't all that big into burnings

bet i have the more pronounced foot arch in this thread

>>216342543
Ohhhh I get it now, you're like those trumptards that think things will only affect the people you don't like lmao ok

>>216342790
ok

really should just kill myself tbqh

When you lads say you are "poo screaming", are you actually pooing and screaming?

Leftypol talking a lot how important environmentalism is then fighting tooth and nail for brown people to have the right to grab endangered birds from parks and eat them raw

>>216342790
but then how do you know which one is the woman

Find Toto Africa, Greenday Boulevard of Broken Dreams, and The Killers Mr. Brightside to be the most nostalgic songs for me

Just takes me back to being a young lad playing RuneScape innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>>216342806
yes!

>>216342791
He did burn some things
Like all the statues to the 7 on dragonstone
Also ser axel florent

wanna be asleep in an hour. let's see how that pans out

>>216342806
Do you think we'd be dishonorable and lie?

>>216342754
>it didn't even happen so you can't get mad
nice attempt at gaslighting but your mask slipped one too many times

>>216342846
I can come round your house and knock you out if you want

>>216342816
woman never enter our minds.
they are worthless.

>>216342824
nightwish brings me back to the days of runescape

now I can play literally me horse +1 game with level potential level >.< and with the legacies

>>216342790
yeah

THE SCRAN

Chrissy, he’s fucked up

>>216342824
for me it's numb, sugar we're goin' down and nightwish

>>216342885
10 quiddles for a sandwich????

>>216338691
>There isn't any evidence of God, he's just a fantasy at this point. If someone can find actual evidence of God then fair play but AFAIK, nobody has yet.
what are you talking about there's loads of evidence of God from scripture, religious testamony and philosophy
>God and the Loch Ness Monster are both to maybe exist, but neither has had their existence proven.
God and the loch ness monster have nothing in common
god is not another "thing" in the world
utterly bizarre comment

>>216342635
recommend you stop that asap

>>216342885
>put the tiniest bit of bacon on a double qp
>charge £3 more

>216342846
I can knock round your house and come you out if you want

any tips on how to monetise a scat fetish?

>>216342906
>responding to a 2 hour old post
fuck off

atheistmong picking up a 3 hour old argument

>>216342885
exact same as the normal one but with a different sauce is it?

>>216342913
I have to
my mum's in a state because of me

>>216340418
yeah catberg can be mental sometimes

>>216342929
>nooo how dare you not spend all your lfie on 4chan
lol lmao even

Why are they making this a British vs American thing? Your slag daughter is dead

tried going to the pub alone but my social anxiety made it unbearable
kept thinking everyone was looking at me and laughing, and/or thinking I was a weirdo for being alone

>>216342885
i had this
was banging tbf

>>216342967
Quite grim. Do you not claim UC or anything like that? She just worried about how you're doing nothing?

would

>>216342980
was it yeah

might get a yazoo (choccy) and watch some telly shows in bed

going to read my kindle before bed

>>216343011
frijj better

>>216342996
the sauce was well nice

>>216343023
alri grandma

gonna booze all day tomorrow

screaming

>>216343023
well thats gay isnt it

For me it's Shakey Jake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRLNJeljLyw

>>216343040
I had the new nuggets wasn't a fan a bit of a nugget purist me

>>216342977
>she was 17 but it's pedophilia because epstein and maxwell
You just know there's real nonces out there Epstein was enabling and they know all about it but want to hang on to the blackmail material so they do this performative limited hangout bullshit to pretend they care about girls getting abused

will everything ever start being affordable again

>>216342973
you spend so much time here you are too petty to let 2 hour old arguments die

poo

print screening

>>216343011
>>216343023
if diego was here hed be like blog on you beddy bastards x and then the grammar australian would be like hypotheticals require the subjunctive mood

THE SKREM

post one more and I'll take that as a sign for a tranny wank

>>216342979
wild how arrogant you incels are

>>216342982
I attended one introductory meeting at job centre and it was just some barely understandable African trying to make small talk about fifa in between explaining to me how to navigate the .gov website that I had used to book that appointment, I never went back
she's drinking again after 2 years clean (she's a very very bad alcoholic)

>>216343079
when we deport them and remove benefits
and when our energy guy stops trying to go for net zero

>>216343029
bottles have gotten smaller because muller are right tight cunts

need to iron my freaking shits tomorrow

>>216342587
>>216342630
aura

It lush and I mean lush

gonna get absolutely fucking steaming tomorrow
just haven't decided if it'll be beers or spirits

>>216343023
nigga probably wearing striped pyjamas with a nightcap, even got the bedside light on

>>216343094
how does that equate to arrogance exactly

>>216343081
?? wut

Yeah I'll be wanking over Sydney Sweeney tits tonight

>>216343079
Why would it? The same people who fucked the global economy with covid "lockdowns" and mass fiat printing are still in charge while sane people can only look on in horror

>>216343126
concession accepted

that scene of quagmire and his massive arm after discovering porn is so fucking funny

>>216343089
wtf thoughed maccies was meant to be cheap who pays £8 for a chicken burger

>>216343098
Fucking hell that does sound extremely grim. Try and go for something simple just to get her off your back
If all else fails though just get on the UC for now. Council tax gets deducted so one less thing for her to complain about I reckon

>>216343089
bit fruity aha x

>>216343145
not really

mad how badly I rate my social interactions yet they aren't actually as bad as I think they are

>>216343089
8 quid for that shite

time to go play my stacked horse
and I have realized that she will need to do a few more turns (when I get a good scarlette) with ori cap to get a high + to base and stamina rather than using the grandparents, but they will come down to parents and stay at grandparents when I get more 3* guest umas next to literally me horse on ori cap

>>216342979
so what if they were, imagine that they truly were all doing that and work on it, blud really cares that people in a pub would laugh at him for having a solitary drink, next time you go to shit remember that i'm laughing at you and so you should never shit again and hold it all in

>>216343124
>everyone is paying attention to me im the centre of the world
>>216343141
most literate atheist

>>216343158
well it is actually and ive seen it

The creampie king always gets his creampies

>>216343089
I like the idea of pineapple with meat but nothing I've tried has worked other than Hawaiian pizza, even Hawaiian bbq was disappointing but I chalk that up to me making it wrong and I do want to try again

>>216343117
For me it's wine. Nice middle ground and a nice buzz as long as you don't go overboard like I always do lol

also next time on ori cap she will be 3 stars and potential level 3 and will be using a legacy literally me with a higher potential since her last time as well, with a 3* stamina/speed legacy 2

the aussies have gone too far with their pineapple and beetroots in burgers wackiness

>>216343181
how am i the most literate atheist?

Hearing a lot more sirens outside these days

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces

got my ori cap on

Siren just flew past my window

hara doesnt have to run on turf in the finals :D
I beat the game with her yesterday on one run but I have to wait to get a good scarlette with haras day off to finally get a hara with 2 legacies with haras special day off going all the way up the lineage (for fun)

>>216343178
>>216343181
I know I shouldn't care, but the second I feel myself getting nervous about it I feel like I'm drawing more attention to myself somehow, whereas if I was completely calm I would be unnoticeable.

Then it turns from people noticing me being alone, to noticing the sketchy guy looking nervous and jumpy and alone

>>216343216
:skull:

>>216343243
?

>>216343172
mad how you can just slap anime girls on the biggest slop imaginable and weebs will soyface over it and spend their entire disposable income on it

Reckon neighbours must be pretty pissed off at me after my drunken shouting at other gamers at 3am. Nobody complained though which I wish they would so I could apologise.

thos Japanese sure know hwo to make gatcha

>>216343117
get a bottle of schnaps and an obstbrände

is it true you thought the rain was god crying diego

>>216343158
get fucked

>>216343263
aw did something happen

>>216343263
how old are you fuck sake

diego literally combs through every thread he misses for any mention of god so he can dig up the argument hours later

>>216343293
do you have to make this post here so that he doesnt freak out and ruint he thread for everyone because someone else is talking

>>216342979
I know the feeling but I had a cracking day out the other day just by myself in town going to an art gallery and a casino and had 4 pints in 3 different pubs
Even got chatting with a regular about where to dot my cig out in the smoking area

>>216343308
and anything to do with going out, women, etc
he thinks he's the authority on what's 'incellish' about opinions on these topics

>>216343240
I know you simply have to introspect further and eliminate it also so what if you look nervous, good luck nervous man
>>216343308
why's he called diego anyway

>>216343314
haha alri deegs

I'm not an early riser, so being at locations at 7am is highly unrealistic for me

yeah so what diego thinks hes god now or some shit EURGH hes a leprechaun

willyberg refusing to get stiff

>>216343258
grim
>>216343240
no one gives a shit about you mate
like seriousyl
>>216343293
wow that's so poetic bro
>>216343308
what are you on lamo

>>216343347
>grim
concession accepted

diego day tomorrow coe on lads!

there is a swedish nonce amongus

not to miss: "2 days beach starts" is when vodka races
and also dont know about running oaks or derby (vodka runs in derby) and idk how that affects the playthrough other than the oaks being the main storyline. but I am doing 80 scarletts so idk when to jump from that or which to use when I go do another run through ori cap (with guest) to make a new parent)

>booze booze alcohol booze cans
You fellas ever think about anything else? They used to talk about weed and phenibut and snorting pregabalin here and all sorts but I suppose newfags are all shutin virgin neets who don't know any dealers because they've got no friends from not having even left the house in 5 years

>>216343368
does he even still; post here tho

>>216343303
Yeah I got drunk and didn't notice the time
>>216343304
Too old to be drunk and playing shooting games with a vr headset and being loud at 3 am on a Thursday morning

>>216343376
weedmong meltdown

gayry's economics

um

>>216343347
>no one gives a shit about you mate
>like seriousyl
I know, but I've somehow turned it in my head that being nervous draws more attention to you
Then I interpret every brief eye contact with confirmation and it makes me even more nervous

>>216342874
>>216342892
Yes lads

anyone is a threat when you are at the bottom of the food chain and a pedophile

>>216343391
rahter tnice region etc

haven't been wanktoiling as much recently
reckon its because I'm toiling from 9am to 6pm or later all week now

>>216343376
I've got some weed that I cook with sometimes but it makes me para so I stick to the wine which makes me obnoxious but it feels good

>>216343425
ok

>>216343422
you clearly dont know or you wou ldnt contineu to spout such arrogant rubbish

>>216343425
now now diego, calm down

>>216343436
fittest tranny in existence

>>216342885
this is lush

>>216343060
new nuggies are pengers, really liked them

>>216343391
uber eats cronem arrived

So what's the official /brit/ view on giving oral to women?

diego meltdown

Remember to go to bed on time, /brit/

>>216343446
I know now, but in the heat of the moment I can't think straight

>>216343427
are you drunk

>>216343464
Depends on the woman. Some like the attention, some just prefer cock.

>>216343391
that is a pussyvagina

>>216343464
I also would like to know.

>>216343331
>why's he called diego anyway
according to him he looks like diego rivera only uglier
just in case you were thinking of taking any advice from him regarding fashion, girls normal people, etc

>>216343498
are you low iq?
>>216343499
not him but no

>>216343499
,,,yh

>>216343464
bit gay but that's ok

Anyone played Arc Raiders yet lads?

got it installing, buzzin to try it out and shoot some robot cunts

>>216343464
only tried it once on my grotty exberg and she tasted foul. would like to have a munch on someone who takes better care of themself

>>216343464
love it love it love it mmmmmmmm scrumdiddlyumptious vagina

diego is homosex but he doesnt like to admit it
that s why he goes galavantng to fold and the like to pick up inoctent twinks etc who dont know any better

>>216343531
>>216343531
>>216343531
this lad here sucks nasty hairy smelly unwashed pussy

>>216343543
alri willy wanka

>>216343464
eating pussy rules anyone who says otherwise is a wop or a wog or a virgoid

>>216343479
this is a lad????

>eww you fuck unwashed man ass!
>Eww you eat unwashed pussy!
you cant win can you

>>216343531
>if i pretend other guys are incels then nobody will suspect i am actually one
Nice try virgin

prefer licking a girls sweaty pits to sucking a puss 2 bh
lots of rather lovely smells in the pit area

guessing "wop" means a boomer version of a fag

>>216343571
yes because there is literally no alternative to those things you have to do one of them

You ever have a strange dream, or multiple strange dreams in a night, and the whole day feels like you're in a daze?

>>216343571
you can stay a virgin yeah hah were the real winners

Give pensioners footballer wages see how they like it

>>216343528
It almost looks too good to be true waiting for a catch. Thought it was some scam game like star citizen watching clips of streamers playing it.

>>216343565
Yes, it's me

nu/brit/'s official standpoint (taken from the sopranos of course) is that eating pussy is gay (half of the posters here have never seen a vagina in person and complain about it daily)

>>216343591
apparently there was a cosmic disturbance or summat in the night lots of people felt like that today

>>216343464
jewish practice

>>216343591
She just standing there? Reckon she's on the game lol

>>216343550
how do you acutall know this tho are you at unfold with hmi?

Wonder if the escort I saw has spoken to her friends about me being a virgin, giving her oral and not being able to get an erection

She said I was the first virgin she'd seen

South of the borderrr
Where the tuna fish playy

>>216343520
>are you low iq?
no I just can't think straight when I'm anxious like

>>216343653
Did that guy....

>>216343659
junya what are you doin eatin sushi i thought you was a baccala man

>>216343653
enjoy your mouth herpes

>>216343619
Yeah it looks insane, the robot AI is actually trained on machine learning never seen anything like it looks mental seeing them chase people down like dogs
Will let you know how it is in a few hours

love how peanut butter makes me feel...

>>216343391
Super glue my lips to her pussy and strap a whole roll of gorilla tape around my head so I can eat her out until I die

>>216343653
Bizarre larp

>>216343659
you fuckin run off at the mouth

>>216343650
im a whats the term unconvious obversious oibvservef

>>216343620
Cute little bloke

>>216343729
ahh one of thsoe yeah i know your time

Indians acting like they’ve never seen a pair of tits on the Internet before

>>216343625
That was just me playing gun world all night lol

got the peng cock pong on

>>216343767
Oof madone

a lot of you are very depraved, twisted creatures

>>216343801
...yh

diegos drunk
dirty bugger

>>216343801
Yes

>>216343653
yeah they probably discussed it and had a little laugh then moved on, if you go back then she might remember you and get a giggle but that's just your chance to subvert her expectations

>>216343587
Means Italian. Probably a reference to the guys in the sopranos making fun of one of the guys for performing cunnilingus

i don't go down enough

whats your surname?

>>216343863
spafford

Sea conditions won't permit fishing tomorrow. Debating getting the train into London and going to the British Museum, & then to a restaurant for afters. Dunno.

What % of men give oral to women? Get the impression most don't like it.

-5 energy
+20 speed
(literally) me on 0 energy going into the race in the 1 day between the two races at tulip: :o

>>216343863
schmedelstein

>>216343863
which ones the surname again

>>216343863
Met someone with the surname Barberstreet

I think younger girls were much more sought after in the old days because of hygiene reasons i.e. less hair and less smell produced a fresher experience

>>216343876
Personally love it - but I've only ever licked the fannies of virgins.

>>216343876
I dont really like doing anything i only do things if I get an immediate reward from them proper undeveloped mollusk me

>>216343863
Nahasapeemapetilon

>>216343863
cenaboyle

>>216343863
el-Tahir el-Fadil el-Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdullah el-Mahdi

sucking a cock seems more fun than eating a vagina

>>216343876
absolutely love it, if she's got a nice, clean, and good looking fanny

>>216343863
bin Laden

>>216343947
yeah not gay but a willy is more aesthetic than a vagina

>>216343863
klarcson

>>216343876
Most probably do these days. Personally I like making a woman happy but I'd rather not be licking her fanny

>>216343913
myfanwies look like molluscs t00

England prime minister Streamer Gay is a faggot and he hates hes own people. He hates them so much they need to confess their own private data to fap on porn sites. Why are u not angry?

>>216343981
I think in a way loving cock is incredibly straight in a way

RAPE!

>>216343947
/brit/ onto something

Autocorrect pretending it's never seen the word "licking" but it was all over the word "fanny" as soon as I typed "fa-"

>>216344006
fucking hell everyones constantly moaning about keir starmer here we dont need more of it

>>216344006
Nothing we can realistically do Polska bro

>>216344006
Nobody here wanks mate

poo off

>>216343591
had a dream that i drowned last night
was swimming around in some bizarrely shaped swimming pool, got stuck in a gap between two walls underwater
was pretty grim

>>216344006
fuck off what's it got to do with you

Wish that people would stop posting exceedingly beautiful women - I don't want to be bombarded with beauties that will never be mine.

i see tim posted a new video the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lI29xZUv-g

do you think porn actresses' sons ever wank to their mums porn?

>>216344006
The people here are so demoralised by constant psyops they not willing to try to oppose the government. What's the point? You can't change anything and they'll just lock you up for protesting. Unless you're "protesting" whatever the government wants you (and probably pays you) to "protest" about.

>>216344079
is it true what ive heard that he cleans his teeth in this episode

>>216344079
God he's still sponging off the NHS?
Seriously needs to gain a fucking clue

love women

>>216344090
would have thought so, I wank to my mum's photos

>>216344117
gay freak

but vodka was not in that first race 2 turns before beach

>>216344079
another "fall" on the cards eh

he starts out just showing us his toothpaste as normal but then in the pure spur of the moment he decides to go mental and just brush his teeth on camera

>>216344104
looks like it yeah

>>216342413 (OP)
weren't you guys banned

>>216344006
no point in being angry
won't accomplish anything
the government never listens to anyone lol

>>216343863
riveria

>>216344117
/brit/ thinks you're gay if you want anything to do with what's between this persons legs

>>216344163
who is this guy i keep seeing him being posted but i have no clue

>>216344079
how old is Tim

>>216344067
u are guini pigs it will come to us at some point. they see u do nothing and it makes me angry.
>>216344040
im sorry
>>216344059
Lie
>>216344103
So u just give up? its that easy to break your spirit and kill your whole nation? The empire on which the sun never sets. Do same things IRA did.

>>216344176
16 days since the fine was issued, and they will be able to take steps towards blocking 4chan countrywide after 60 days have passed. Still some time left.

>>216344203
newcunt
(hes a mentally ill middle aged man with schizophrenia who /brit/ used to bully back in 2016, like sending pictures of Kev to him back when Tim lived in Marlow)

>>216344246
the best one was the pictures of amer