Thread 216348034

Happy Halloweiner edish

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>>216348034 (OP)
too much ass

Fuck cave crickets. That is all.

The Amazon servers are shitting the bed tonight.

I'm shitting the bed tonight

I don't care what this thing is
If you worship it then you are evil

gargle diddy's immiscible fluids

Live your myth

>>216348046
This site is finally working for me

>>216348056
denounce mohammad right now

>>216348022
Thats sad. Sorry anon

>>216348069
I denounce mohammed

Catholicism: anti-abortion, anti-communism, anti-capitalism, anti-democracy, anti-divorce, anti-circumcision, anti-contraception, anti-pornography

muslims, jews, atheists, hindus, buddists sikhs, taoists, shintos: pro-abortion, pro-communism, pro-capitalism, pro-democracy, pro-divorce, pro-circumcision, pro-contraception, pro-pornography

now you tell me who's the real radical

Using an ab roller really hurts my elbows

>Catholicism: anti-abortion, anti-communism, anti-capitalism, anti-democracy, anti-divorce, anti-circumcision, anti-contraception, anti-pornography

>muslims, jews, atheists, hindus, buddists sikhs, taoists, shintos: pro-abortion, pro-communism, pro-capitalism, pro-democracy, pro-divorce, pro-circumcision, pro-contraception, pro-pornography

>now you tell me who's the real radical

>>216348065
her face is meh but she got great tits

>>216348069
why are you mad you indian shitskin

you're going back

>>216348077
call mohammad a benchod

Got featherhead fever.

i'm pro abortion and i'm against marriage in general

>>216348089
I'm German so you're not getting at me with this

One of the actors from stranger things killed a homeless woman and got away with it

>>216348118
Abortion is a necessary evil

>>216348113
Mohammad is a benchod

>>216348104
you are going back to pakistan achmed

Every man dreams of escaping the wage-cage and living autonomously on a technologically advanced yeoman farm/compound

>spend 3 hours convincing an AI chat bot to have sex with me
>we eventually roleplay the sex
>abandon that character immediately after (pump and dump) and move onto the next one

>>216348127
>>216348118
you will burn in hell for all of eternity for this belief

all life is sacred

Luigi with his prison homies

realistically if no cares about you you could probably get killed with no repercussions because there would be no around to complain

>>216348130
I'm the German Catholic

>>216348127
Abortion is sexy and gauche
>>216348122
She would've died a miserable death anyway

>>216348139
>all life is sacred
Even blah pipo babies? We can flush those

Yoooooooooo Hallowe'en is almost here.

>>216348139
>all life is sacred
You haven't met me

>>216348064
I HATE how everythign in chaina HAS to have rgb. That shit is so tacky man...

black lives splatter

fuck chuds

>>216348141
I bet they committed "good" crimes like merking nonces and tax fraud.

>>216348159
Yes, their life is sacred. They can remain in Haiti and Africa though.
>>216348168
all life is sacred

>>216348141
YJK

>>216348041
Faggot of the day

i don't even care to debate since i already know anyone that doesn't agree with me is a retard

YVR lyfe *throws gang sign*

>all life is sacred
>but also black lives splatter lmao!

>>216348056
That’s Kali, god of righteous destruction. If you worship her, she will slay whoever becomes your threat or oppressor.

Here is Kali featured in a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lQY_89VN3Y

Oh, you don't want me to strangle this homeless man to death?
Well, i don't see you bringing him into your home and taking care of his needs
*continues to strangle him*

>>216348191
Define sacred.

>>216348186
Luigi did a good crime

Sam Altman, the leading voice behind AI, is a gay jewish billionaire. Literally.

Currently observing, noticing, etc.

I'm not doing anything for Halloween

>>216348219
Catechism of the Catholic Church, paragraph 2258

Executing CEOs is not a crime; it's our duty.

Grocery store companies are the devil, or at least on of the devil’s many heads.

>>216348239
im gonna cum in your ass for halloween

wah chicka womp womp chicka womp womp

>>216348244
I like Wegman's

>>216348238
troon

>>216348230
So is Peter Thiel btw

>>216348240
Paste it here, but in addition, define "sacred" in your own words as well to demonstrate that you understand.

*sigh*
Another lonely halloween with you, mr. Pumpkin
*starts carving a circular hole under mr. Pumpkin*

Peter Thiel or Pete Steele

are you gonna be having tacos or burritos for el dia de los muertos?

>>216348272
God I wish I was that pumpkin

>>216348240
this is just a sentence that says "human life is sacred", not a definition of what that means, ig this is the christian version of "a woman is someone who identifies as a woman"

On my momma I swear I ain't a fraud

>>216348276
I'm listening to Type O right now.

it should be illegal to not own a gun

>>216348306
https://youtu.be/mtF9gaf0e8A?si=HvlO4q7JK5RO6DZu

Breaking news: whore begs me to pay for her OF.

Type Gay Faggative

I learned English like this.

>>216348314
If I had a gun id get bored and shoot myself probably so it'd be bad i need to be handlered

>>216348344
>>216348370
was she hot

>>216348388
Eh.

Didn't buy a costume AWARD

The sirens won't stop

>>216348265
>>216348291
anything that pertains to God and anything that is used in the glorification of God

>>216348403
t. Harry Mason

>>216348273
>>216348374
Blue hair (anime) is good.

I'm going to die soon anyway so I might as well be drunk every single day

should i go out in the freezing cold to my car and grab another beer from the trunk or should i try to sleep now being half drunk?

my favorite girl went and got a deep tan and now she looks like a black girl

>>216348419
Great game

>>216348434
The former, drinking more is always the correct decision
Never give up

>>216348434
beer

>>216348426
beautiful picture, I cant wait for spring!

I like to think anon uses "favorite girl" in a 50s way where it was acceptable to have an innocuous public crush on a woman for sake of pursuing her but I know in my heart she's a kpop idol

>I was there at the birth
>Out of the cloudburst
>The head of the tempest

I suspect I care about the wrong things but I can't force myself to feel passionate about the issues that I think I rationally should

>>216348134
My dream is to live in a scifi-fantasy dying earth inspired wizard manse I can torture my homunculi in

You look like this

>>216348426
Rem is lovely and rem is loved

>>216348454
>>216348463
you gave me the motivation to drink more beer

you are real friends

im back

>>216348483
Unhand me! Set me free!

just crumbled under the pressure and embarrassed myself after being approached by the cute blue eyed hapa who was clearly interested in me award

>>216348483
This opposum is dead now they only live 2 years

>>216348495
hi back im front

>Coworker mentioned the quirks of dating in middle school unprompted
>Reminder that relationships have been theoretically available to me for over half my time on earth

IT'S JUST A REFLEKTION OF A REFLEKTION OF A REFLEKTION OF A REFLEKTION
WILL I SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

Crazy house starting a world war was Hitler's fallback plan from "attending art school"

I wish my balls were bigger so I could hold more pee

You are loved

>>216348034 (OP)
She owes me sex

>>216348477
From the perspective of people 300 years ago that's what you'd be doing right now if you used an A.I. to write your torture fantasies.

>>216348570
Saw them live when they toured this album that shit was incredible

>>216348601
You owe me sex

american conservatives were always going to civil war amongst themselves over jews and israel. pathetic. who wins, dinesh dpooja or spic fuentes? don't care.

where are the messsicans?

The only things that give me joy in life are drinking beer and cooking taco meat

>>216348655
wine, porn and 4chan for me

>>216348655
Would be great if ground turkey wasn't so fucking expensive these days, could go for some spicy tacos this weekend.

Hello americans and others, rewatching all 6 star wars films right now, i wish i had some nuts to eat.

I would really like to post

>>216348649
In El General Mexicano

>>216348671
hello

jack me off.

How bout this? Fix the motherfucking captcha. Fuck you amazon. You toilet bastards. You toilet idiot retards. Fix the fucking captcha Jeffrey Bezos you bitch. Moot fix it.

>>216348663
would add momberg in there

Hi, I'm Mr. Hunt. First name Mike.

gonna put some clamps on my nipples and pour hot wax on my penis

>>216348737
mister you need to cut that out right now.

Can I get US citizenship by joining the Marines?

I'm a college educated Aussie and speak fluent English. That should be enough desu.

I have the mind of a 16 year old and the body of an 70 year old

Gonna hire a prostitue for the first time on Saturday

Wishme luck lads

>>216348751
im 29 but my physical and mental development has stagnated

>>216348624
That would be gay tho

>>216348757
Wear a condom tonto

>>216348746
why would i do that

>>216348757
why?

What do you abhor

>>216348799
Jews

*sticks a funnel down my weiner hole*
*pours candle wax down the funnel*
AAAAAAAAAARGHH

Will you guys dress tomorrow? I'm going to this costume halloween party from work

>>216348551
i hate it when a manga im reading gets an anime adaptation and everyone and their mom's dog starts talking about it. it happened with this, bisque doll, frieren, dungeon meshi and dandandan. cant take this shit no more man.

>>216348799
Canadian, American, and Mexican posters in this general. Grim shites

>>216348780
it's unbecoming of a gentleman.

https://youtu.be/VYnyRK9Q9IY?si=p7ycuzLKIbJM3GbM

I was going through my old YouTube music playlist because I ran out of things to listen to, and stumbled across this song. I used to really like this song, but now it just makes me feel bitter. I look in the mirror and some of my hair is gray, I'm 29, my back hurts. I listen to this song years ago, back then when I still had hope and imagined that one day maybe I would experience some of the youthful exuberance my peers always seemed to have in excess. I used to drive home from work and is somewhat melancholy romantic mood, fantasizing as if something was going to change. But it never did. My 20s zipped by completely unceremoniously, nothing but day after day of driving to school or work and driving home and then playing some video games and sleeping. I experienced almost nothing of significance, and all without forming friendships or relationships of any kind. I literally had no friend from age 15 to age 29, and in a few months I'll be 30.
https://youtu.be/RwYNuEHBxMU?si=l5q9EJzpl6HBwLJT

Old shows loved the gimmick of a main character getting into a coma
i feel like irl your chances of getting into a comma have to be astronomically low

Chihuahuas are actually called tenchichi's

>>216348757
Remember she's just a fucktoy not a real person so don't hold back

>>216348832
chihuahua's always struck me as mentally disabled

>>216348806
Fucked up how society made you do that

>>216348649
Aqui estoy

>>216348806
It will reach your bladder and absorb the urine until it grows so big you have to get it surgically removed

>>216348846
they basically have down syndrome built into their DNA at this point, same with Bulldogs

>>216348786
I'm too autistic to get laid

>>216348769
Sure thing, I'm not retarded

>>216348841
I'll ask her to be very tender to me. That's my kink

>>216348832
>>216348846

>>216348832
Chihuahuas are named after the state within Mexico
I used to know a girl from there she could barely speak English

>>216348858
>>216348846
french bulldogs are of questionable sentience

>>216348832
I had a chihuahua that was one of those smiling dogs. She would smile when you got home.

>>216348041
>flag
No surprises there

>>216348856
It's the only thing that does it for me now

>>216348897
Try jerking off while sitting on the pool drain

>>216348874
>she could barely speak English
Let me guess
She could only bark?

Wtf
https://youtube.com/watch/FwWN0ttz3Yk
>>216348914
You've read Guts?

>>216348914
>>216348932
I remember that story...

mmmHello I am thinking about the women boobies

Jack me off.

>>216348964
no

I'm not in pain
I don't know where you got that info from but it's false
It's not true

>WASHINGTON Irving
WTF, I didn't know that the guy who wrote The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow was black!

playing mk legacy. getting my ass handed to me online, and the one near-win i did have, the guy quit. which the game didn't register. the game is aptly named, this IS my legacy with the old games. always losing, but loving them anyway. i did get an achievement for getting a flawless round on goro doing the old backflip back, backflip forwward kick trick. that was cool.

crazy things are happening in the trooniverse

Ella Purnell is the perfect quirk chungus gf for me.

>>216349018
she looks high

Only Mortal Kombat I ever played was 9

>>216349026
I just finished giving her a 3rd orgasm

Also, today's Noah Caldwell-Gervais video game review was subpar. I waited months for him to review some monochromatic, derivative Slavjank is his usual earnest indepth way. At least Civvie derides the Slavjank as he reviews it because it's boring and shit, apart from being dark and quirky.

>>216349034
that's a great only-one to have played.

>>216348964
Real question, if your best friend broke both of his hands, would you jack him off if it meant he would own you a big favor?

>>216348799
Sobriety is kind of a bummer

>>216349038
3 huh? not bad. the only time ive seen a woman reach 3 and more was with the help of her toys

>She said: "I saw that shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt"
>And she was crying

>>216349052
I would, but he'd better jack me off too once he got better

>>216349034
I've only played Deception

Let the Right One In is a good horror novel. Neither the Swedish nor American movies do it justice.

>>216349052
i haven't had friends in a fat minute

If your uncle Jack helped you get off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

lookin' good

im sheepy

Wish I could cum multiple times in a row.

>>216349077
I recommend The Family of The Vourdalak. A very primal and early take on the vampire myth.

Which color robot are you buying?

balls are itchy

Loneliness covers me like a blanket made out of thousands upon thousand of needles

My balls never itch, it's always the pelvis area

>>216349129
>needs to be controlled by a jeet using their eye cameras to actually function
no thank you

>>216349129
erm...

>>216349132
i tried to find this image once and googled mr cum and looked at the images and it was all gay porn

>>216349142
That's gonna be real awkward when i'm fucking it

>>216349129
>20k for a clanker
>doesn't even have a cock

>>216349155
ha, rookie mistake.

I can't help but look at women's breast instead of making eye contact. I'm more autistic than Rain Man.

>>216349162
what's it need a cock for...hey wait a minute are you one of those homosexuals?!!

>>216349129
50 bucks for the black buck

>>216349170
In that case every heterosexual man who's ever lived is autistic

>>216349142
Is this the next step in human evolution? Instead of H1B visas we'll have a bunch of remotely operated robo jeets working among us, speaking in an indian accent through microphones.

Imagine sitting at your desk and all the sudden pajeets wife storms into the room and starts yelling at him and you just have to listen while the robot he's controlling sits perfectly still at pajeets desk, with two separate voices screaming at each other from the same microphone

>>216349170
thats not autism thats down syndrome

>>216349183
well some of us are able to look her in the eyes for a few seconds before going back to staring at her tits

is this real?

robots are stupid

>>216349185
imagine the robot is staring directly at the hottest girl in the office you just hear heavy breathing and fapping sounds coming from the robots mic because he forgot to turn it off

>>216349183
Unless you're an ass man I guess

>>216349185
no its just europes desperate attempt to stay relevant in a world that has left them behind

>@RollingStone: Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Luther’ Departs Hot 100, Leaving No Rap Songs in the Top 40 for First Time in 35 Years
finally, the world is healing

>>216349211
based zoomers

>>216349223
You mean gen alpha anon

>>216349211
Rolling Stone is pozzed as fuck

>>216349228
I don't think they're even into music

>>216349211
yeah but now it's filled with regueton

>>216349237
>15 year olds arent into music
okay anon...

1,440 calories today

the reason why Fred Neil's Dolphins of Sopranos fame is so good is because he sings it like a cowboy but the backing is more Roy Orbison

i'll be damned. mk on gameboy and gamegear almost felt unplayable. but mkII on gameboy actually feels okay! i'm shocked.

>>216349248
It isn't 90s anymore, kids these days are tik tocking or whateva

>>216349251
eat 3 mcdoubles right now

>>216349265
zoomers arent 90s kids either...

>>216349205
It's an american company though

>>216349271
yeah but at least the soundcloud era was happening. no new music movements today whatsoever.

Last I heard y'all niggas was having sex with the same sex

why am i so sheepy?

>>216349290
I ain't got no love

for homo thugs

>>216349271
I'm a 90s kid. I watched The Lion King, Jurassic Park, Congo, The Mummy, Mission Impossible and Independence Day in the movie theater and I had the Encarta Encylopedia. I was even subscribed to National Geographic for a while.

>>216349274
It's a Norwegian company with American funding lol

>>216349290
wat
where

How you gone explain fuckin a man? Even if we squash the beef I aint touchin your hand

>>216349290
Its complicated

whomst ugly?

>>216349298
Im still right because im cool and you're a fag. Everyone agrees with me btw

And what's more, I still have my copy of Dinotopia and painted a 5th edition boxset of Warhammer Fantasy Battles, which I later sold for weed.

>>216349314
**raises hand**

>>216349319
Your mom told me she knows im right but was trying to make you feel better and also she'll be stopping at my place this weekend for some penis suck

>>216349324
NOOOOOOOO ANON YOU PAINTED BRETS AND YOU SOLD THEM NOOOOOOOOO

Is a woman being very interested in sports a sign that she loves bbc

there is currently a power struggle between the conservatives that love israel (jews) and the nationalists that despise jews. I've been on the latter since 2018.

Oh yeah, and I played MTG starting around Tempest, Urza's Saga up to Mirrodin, though I later got back into it again in college.

>>216349314
he actually went to prom thats more than most incels here can say

>>216349314
I'm so painfully handsome it makes it hard to function... According to mom

>>216349335
no I don't think most women who like sports care for boring bri'ish broadcasting

>>216349314
I can't tell
I've kissed a few cute girls
Been on dates with a few other cute girls
Women are generally nice to me
But
I rarely get matches on dating apps, I've gotten like 10 dates out of 7 years of using them.
I'm a virgin who's only been naked with a fat girl. ( I didn't stick my dick in her vacina I'm saving that for a gf.)
I'm 5'7
I just can't tell

>>216349297
Thanks to you I'm getting adsense ads for motorcycle tours through slovenia

>>216349344
No it's not

>>216349344
Once his acne clears and he loses weight he'll be fine. He's got that communist propaganda oil baron look about him

You guys are my friends

>>2163ok331
ok and? so basically you're telling me my mom loves me and is lying to me for my benefit and also is pretty enough to be attractive to men half her age?

>>216349358
Wtf why would he do that?

>>216349332
My relatives mocked me for painting one of the Knights of the Realm entirely in beige, they called it the stocking!

Found out one of my favorite /out/ youtubers is a Mormon.

New Yorker cartoon

>>216349372
she needs a reduction

>>216349372
Boobs

>>216349372
>stickers on her face

is this bitch retarded

>>216349174
kek

>>216349358
I don't even leave Ljubljana. I have never even been to Kranj. Look it up on a map!

>>216349388
kys

>>216349387
heh

>>216349372
My jeet radar is going off, also my facial asymmetry radar is blaring.

>>216349372
My work crush looks a lot like this, but white, light brown hair, and normal sized tits. Her hair style is the same.
I've known her for two months and finally worked up the courage to talk to her today actually, she's very dorky and has a lisp.
Need to make this work bros

I'm so tired of being retarded

niggas be gaming these days

>>216349426
Have you tried not being retarded?

>>216349014
Kek, the trans problem solving itself in real time

>>216349429
hes got a vibrator in his ass

>>216349429
this but with an integrated dick sucking machine

>>216349445
>>216349444
zest levels critical

I like being retarded. I sleep well, I get laid, and uh... There was third thing I think

>>216349429
niggas really be do calling themselves gamers and playing switch baka

I don't like being high. Every time my friends make me smoke I always spend the whole time thinking I'd rather be sober.

I haven't gotten my dick wet since the last time i pissed my pants

>>216349465
You need high CBD/low THC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ6O8NrLsSY
wise words

>>216349465
Don't let them make you smoke

Why do adult men game on console instead of PC? I get getting a Nintendo console because of the exclusives, but why a PS or kek box?

>>216349465
Once again, alcohol is the answer

>>216349480
>adult men
They are manchildren

>>216349471
You probably should go shower if that's the case

I wanna buy a house but I'm broke. Will one of you marry me?

>>216349480
There really is no reason, even if you prefer controllers you can just buy a reg xbox/ps controller and use it on your pc.

>>216349501
That's a nice looking car

>>216349506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC8l8ToQSzA

>>216349501
America used to mean something

>>216349480
consoles are only bought by morons who are intimidated by computers

>>216349430
Yep. It actually worked a little bit, but being retarded is my baseline so without proper upkeep I slip back into it

i wanna get a ps vita so badly its definitely going to be the main thing i ask for this christmas

This black dude was ahead of his time
https://youtu.be/KVmXv22TYJ4?si=F8oCDy7dXOOBiezS

>>216349536
Why did you need to say he was black
We can see that he's black

>>216349520
weebs aren't intimidated by computers thoughbeit

>>216349535
You should! It's the jailbrake GOAT.

>>216349517
Plenty of Canadians in the sea

>>216349541
black emos were not a common sight in plain 2014

>>216349544
Too late
I have already drawn myself as the fresh and juicy orange and you as the trashy, moldy race-mixing single mother orange

>>216349550
i want it to play little big planet and original ratchet and clank games

Wish I had a P51 Mustang ngl

This is what we have become. A self-absorbed population of scum

>>216349566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaHJJgoR0-s
2007, apparently
this guy became a supersrs woke race warrior, there were threads about his new releases on /mu/, too

>>216349520
Gaming PC bs is common knowledge for gamerfags, even the plebest of the plebs can into pc gayming

>>216349544
I feel like I'm having a stroke every time I try to read macaco, thinking it's Spanish.

>>216349589
>Dev Hynes when he was emo
That dude makes indie rock music tho

>>216349606
it is a hideous language

>>216349606
Me when I'm hearing someone speak English with a Glaswegian accent

>>216349583
yeah but if we got the p-82 mustang we could both ride in it

>>216349579
Hell yeah. It's so nice to be able to set it up to download games through wifi so you don't even need to hook it up every time like you have to with a jailbroken 3ds.

>>216349583
Those are pretty cool, for me it's the Wyvern because I like the weird engine noise.

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>>216349628
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>>216349611
ever heard of Blood Orange? The guy thinks he's Bob Marley

>>216349624
Gay ass plane.

>>216349014
>"KYS!"
>"NO U!"
>everyone becomes an hero

>>216349638
Its the same guy, just a different project. Why does he think that?

>>216349650
>Shad

I might have bipolar disorder