Thread 216349375

leanbeefpatty edition

>>216349375 (OP)
when is her debut on blacked raw?

>>216349406
quintessentially american post

Just witnessed some trolling outside of /b/.

>>216349375 (OP)
BBC (built by chemistry)

>>216349406
mutt's law

>>216349375 (OP)
Not interested unless she has a hairy pussy.

>>216349443
>implying he wasn't sincere
you know what american culture is centred around

>>216349484
I don't. Please inform?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3tH33qn9rQ

Fucking excellent song.

This was my anthem during several stages of my life.

Still is. There's a whole lotta people I wanna re-enact this song upon.

>>216349515
too woke now

>>216349515
Hat

>>216349530
Doesn't matter. Just listen to the lyrics. Feel the fucking punch of the guitars and the bass. It's absolutely primal. Makes me feel alive. Like I'm about to go out and hunt down my enemies.

waiting for my new shoes to arrive so that i may go on an incel run

>>216349511
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/117991472/#117993591

Why are there so many people of color in the UK?

>>216349375 (OP)
If she didnt get tatted she would be perfect

>>216349605
just the way it is

>>216349615
So wrong. Tattoos are hot as fuck on women. You're tasteless if you think otherwise.

>>216349543
typical 'enemy' of the current ratm fan is probably any working class white bloke

>>216349605
why is your entire country such awful, unfunny posters?

>>216349467
good lad

>>216349640
>typical 'enemy' of the current ratm fan is probably any working class white bloke
Nah, I don't do that shit.
My enemies are mainly Silicon Valley people. I want to eviscerate programmers and San Francisco CEOs. I want to beat them to a bloody pulp. In other words, I want to Minecraft them.

always thought nine inch nails is german because I read inch as ich

>>216349665
not you in particular, just the typical fan I would imagine
I've never heard much of them but I do appreciate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBKTfnLqqiI

>>216349600
lol

>>216349595
and this isn't what western european culture is headed towards? you're about to fight a war in the name of niggers yourselves

>>216349697
>you're about to fight a war in the name of niggers yourselves
um
what's happening

>>216349640
Because they're low IQ unlike myself

>>216349712
>what's happening
trolling and racism and off topic posts

>>216349697
to the extent we have become americanised yeah
but that is still mostly the state imposing their bullshit on us
the people don't individually or collectively obsess over them half as much as you freaks do

>>216349712
no idea lol

>>216349712
the great nigger war

>>216349375 (OP)
Need her to punch me in the stomach

going to burn some things later. waste paper and such

love having my screened window open but mosiquitobergs still get in

>>216349712
nothing mate, what is this yank talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gM7yWQCr1k

Deano on a mad one

drove to maccies only to find they were all out of chicken nuggets so the whole trip was basically wasted

>>216349375 (OP)
>>216349834

what do you call guacamole made by a quokka? :D

>>216350062
lol

i was a neet between the ages of 18 and 30

>>216350062
Terrible

>>216350017
>comparing english men getting tired of invaders to yanks spamming every thread with their 'bbc' shit
god you are stupid

>>216349375 (OP)
>leanbeefpatty edition

>>216350062
kek

>>216349375 (OP)
saw one of her vlogs where she went grocery shopping and mentioned that she doesn't eat pork, which can only mean one thing...

>>216350116
bet her bum and pussy stink after all that lifting

>>216350115
I'm just saying those english men tired of invaders are about to lose to the invaders and become yanks watching saka kick the football around for the rest of time

Splurged for the La Quinta like a slut

>>216350186
Lol

>>216350186
we don't need to hear about your fantasy you twisted little bender, why are you even here?

best Christmas present in this year from sir Keir Starmer for Brits is the deportation of irish and immigrants

>>216350235
Thank you Indonesia

ah that first toot on a new vape

>>216350017
This isn't the guy who murdered his wife but there's a 2016 era guy who got Biden purged like MW who murdered his wife who was clinically retarded I believe. Happy Halloween

Mr Mountbatten Windsor

might join a monastery

it's friday today which means it's the last day of toil before the weekend

might go to bed

>>216349375 (OP)
>>216349834
>>216350116
I can't believe how someone on /fit/ can consider this unattractive

>>216350235
Sorry, best I can do is letting more of them out of prison (accidentally of course, heheh).

>>216350293
Reckon his mates in private gentlemen's clubs in London will nickname "batty boy" now.

my favourite pornstars are the ones who don't look like they do porn

>>216350317
she's popular, they're contrarian, simple as

>>216350316
Stayed up til 10am yesterday myself
Did not feel good when I woke up

I WANT HER TO SQUEEZE MY HEAD BETWEEN HER THIGHS

We are the granddaughters of the witches that you could not burn

>>216350395
That was worth posting

jingle bells, my bum smells

>>216350055
shoulda got the hot n spicy

Just invested £2,000 into POO on TradingPoo1Poo

peckertech? really?

Scranning a hot and spicy pooberg

>>216350395
nioh 1 william? wasn't he blond and called blue eyed samurai? how come he is a britisher then?

mices getting spammed on the /mlp/ catalog

>>216350468
wonder what that's all about

>>216350341
I didn't sleep last night and had to take a nap for a couple of hours in the afternoon. My sleep pattern is fucked. But i'm bed now and will sleep soon.

>>216350511
Can't nap me or I wake up proper sweaty and exhausted no matter what I do. Hope you have a good sleep you neet bastard

Sydney Sweeney has boobs

>>216350335
same, except when they take their clothes off and have tattoos. completely ruins it.

>>216350517
Thanks pal. Hope you get some sleep in too. I'm not a neet just a part timer.

>>216350522
i've yet to see proof of this

>>216350468
That's our Toby! *laugh track*

>>216350522
boobs that are highly spaff-on-able if i may say

>>216350640
gross

no nut november starts tomorrow lads

horny ghosts be like
>boOooOOoOoobieees…

silly sweden

>>216350656
does that include arsewanks

>>216350681
if you spunk then yes

charles dance has looked about 60 for the past 40 years

Just a humble landlord in a loving age gap relationship

my mother mostly fed me with water as a baby instead of milk or baby formula so thats why im like this

i'm steaming

>>216350710
what dead?

>>216350017
you've just linked me a video of a man in his car talking about immigrants (that i'm supposed to have seen before, for some reason)

how does that correlate to me being about to "fight a war in the name of niggers"

might go kayaking in harsh waters in the middle of the night

don't have to look very hard on the internet to find women with their fannies out

>>216350756
Me too. In the LA QUINTA ooooohhhh

>>216350815
explain

Got some classic rod stewart on this mild morning walking to the asda

DRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN IT

want to watch some POV war footage because it’s exciting but don’t want to watch people die

>>216350815
over here, you do if you haven't got an ID handy

guten morgen

gingerpaedo got a perma

>>216350847
Watch paintball la

I normally don't like buff girls, but her autism gets me

He's got a point, lads

performative males pretending to like muscle girls

Lads, it's really amazing I had a pretty bad viral infection all week and yet, when it's Friday, it suddenly starts to go away
It's like even the virus will respect the Friday cans

And Saturday cans and probably the Sunday cans too since I've got Monday off

>>216350950
mate ill fart on your fucking head

the whistle song from kill bill is scary

>>216350947
>the hard men like tommy robinson
lol

got MOTberg today lads

>>216349375 (OP)
grim give me a little belly over abs any day

>>216350947
>the hard men
>tommy robinson
screaming

>>216350950
Wow, such a nice uplifting tale from the shire

cans wanker loves his fucking cans

He'll glass ya mate

ah.. hello all..

Tommy Robinstein

>>216349375 (OP)
autistic men are attracted to neotenous facial features
autistic people like to feel weight on themselves, there are special autist blankest for that
...

>>216351046
most men are attracted to neotenous facial features

>>216351039
mornin

was feeling awful last night but doesn’t matter I’m up early because a nigga got to hustle and make that paper

visajeets on this site literally can't help themselves but defend India
they could spend years engaging normally but if they see one anti-india thread that annoys them they'll blow their cover.

>>216351113
Mental that yeah

>>216351086
'ce

In Cardiff, Wales
Father Mark Rowles a Catholic priest who went by the name "skinheadlad1488" in neo-Nazi telegram chatrooms and described himself as 16yrs old. He has admitted to discussing bombing mosques and shooting Black people in the head. He's been sentenced to a 12-month community order.

>>216350885
did he?
how do u know
?

I can only imagine toilberg
>not coming to work? But Canslad, the doctor said you're better
No, she fucking didn't, she said 'wait and see' so fuck off you grimey little twat

Suppose the only sensible thing to do on a Friday for about 16 hours straight before the BIG cans is of course, the BIG music and video session

>>216351155
i said most
didn't say i do

>>216351187
Weird that you can get arrested for saying those things yet the things said here on a daily basis are arguably worse
Especially during the biomass gimmick

PAH

why the fuck haven’t we abolished the monarchy yet

IT'S HALLOWEEN

nigger in a fucking digger,
nigger in a fucking digger,
nigger in a fucking digger,
nigger in a fucking digger,
what? what? what? what?,
what? what? what? what?,
what? what? what? what?,
what? what? what? what?

how'd you figure,
a nigger in a fucking digger,
so how'd you figure i'm a nigger in a fucking digger

*shites in your thread*

>>216351293
Stop posting this ugly bitch

>>216351362
stupid cat

Morning lads.

Day 13 without watching porn.
Day 7 without masturbating.
Day 3 after seeing an escort.

I have absolutely no appetite again. Barely had anything for breakfast.

>>216351364
no, she's beautiful

Morning lads.

Day 13 without watching porn.
Day 7 without masturbating.
Day 3 after seeing an escort.
receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

:O)

>>216351362
cheeky 'berg

this will absolutely decimate our infrastructure

went to south africa once and i have to say i hated the place. it's full of niggers.

Morning lads.

>Day 13 without watching porn.
>Day 7 without masturbating.
>Day 3 after seeing an escort.
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>216351370
>>216351384
A functioning gimmick mate
Just give it up
Luckily it's early so most people won't see this state of affairs

Today’s my birthday, lads

>>216351432
Barely functioning*

>>216351431
Fuck I haven't seen that in so long. Remember the gif to go with it?

>>216351432
make sense before you go mouthing off yeah

feeling a metaphysical urge to wank

he's got a point. how do you even refute this?

>>216351485
minecraft isn't supposed to be art

>>216351507
and yet it is

>>216351485
They're both great

>>216351531
woah...

watching yanks storm the capitol on tv was the most fun my granddad had in years bro died a week later

>>216350947
Elon is Cia and knows that Tommy the lad is Mossad

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>>216351039
Just not the same when it's not an Aussie poster

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>>216351615
:(
r.i.p. granddad

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the lads as it were

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>famous person is actually a fed!!
sick of this trite nonsense

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First appointment with the DWP this morning, lads. Hope it's as easy as some of you claim.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

got one of those rare catbergs that likes having his belly rubbed

>>216351652
irish wolfhounds?

>>216351694
aye

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>216351693
that's not rare

>>216351686
Prove it else you’re a liar

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

might get dressed as a racist for halloween, quick cheap and easy

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216351699
they're very pretty

>>216351652
Ugly mutts the lot of em

>>216351693
my berg only loves it when he's feeling especially cuddly and relaxed

>>216351764
rorkes da

>>216351709
yes it is, shut up asshole

so Kevin Westley what was his role in 9/11??

>>216351785
uh no lmao
cats probably just hate you
sorry

>>216351847
looks like me

>>216351847
now there's a man who wants his tummy rubbed

>>216351432
It's not a gimmick lad, I'm trying to keep track of my condition so I don't crack.

I'm thinking of doing some things alone this weekend just to get out of the house.

all those George Smiley novels are still relevant today, just look at this thread!

>>216351828
back to /cum/ with you amerinigger

I will not wank to Sydney Sweeney today.
I will not wank to Sydney Sweeney today.
I will not wank to Sydney Sweeney today.

i wonder how big the world is in the 4th dimension where we and everything around us occupies every space it ever was in and ever willy be in at the same time

Prince Willam and kate Middleton suing French newspapers because they were caught on their 3rd vacation in April. Where Kate who claiming to be too sick from cancer to work, was skiing and William was drinking at 10am in the morning.

holy shit i completely accidentally said willy
4chan has me typing willy automaticwilly

not going to respond to that post which will be deleted anyway but I've never spent time on /cum/ so I cannot "go back" to it
sorry

>>216351945
are their kids that big now. jesus im old

>>216351935
I suppose you'd turn into a B-movie horror villain in the vein of The Borg then

>>216351960
oh shit those are the kids
I thought the one in the middle was a man for some reason

>>216351957
You're missing out, if you thought these guys were smart just wait til you see their discussions

https://youtu.be/nPniNVV3fP4?si=TAs8s7pXStLl3elP

>>216351970
it fits with my idea of heaven where everyone is in spirit form and wrapped around each other having ghost sex like a bunch of worms in a bucket and thats all that exists

>31st October
>no 4chan halloween theme

cmon

>>216352008
newfag

>>216351978
what a self-important asshole

yanks are so obnoxious that not even yanks like hanging around other yanks so a lot of them post here instead of in /cum/

make your own gimmick but spamming SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

women's obsession with trying to make themselves seem dumb and inferior fascinates me specially when you consider the fact even the most stupid man alive would never degrade himself in such a way

I think I spent too many years being cautious with women.

I've got over 80k saved up but I'm still a virgin who has never had a gf. I think I need to start spending more on going on and doing things.

I post here because I love british culture and I love british people :)

>>216352015
Why? It happened last year

>>216352043
order the highest classest prossie ever. maybe you can get one of epstein or dicapios sloppy seconds

just been payed

>>216352067
not paid until nov 11 here. ffs

>>216352062
it's still yesterday in america that's why

>>216352020
Nah it's just /cum/ is impressively grim

would you rather live next to a refugee or a irish catholic with a saltire on the side of their house

>>216352055
I'm 1/4 Irish & British myself actually. An honorary brit they say, haha

yanks are so ugly they resemble a piece of grimy shit that came out of a fat nigger's fanny

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words

>>216352108
why's it grim

>>216352040
The implicit relationship between men and women is that men 'dominate'. In the literal sense when it comes to sexual intercourse. But then that attitude bleeds over into other interactions as well, and we end up with a system where men don't like to feel that women are smarter or more successful than them. Thus you end up with women "pretending to be dumb" either in an effort to attract men or simply to avoid setting them off.

Causes long-term problems with the increasing levels of educatinal attainment by women as well since as time progresses more and more women succeed in education and the workplace yet still harbour a desire for a more educated, more successful man to settle down with. But of course we know the pool of educated, successful men is shrinking as more men 'give up'.

>>216352170
those men have mummy issues :(
sad but true

the internet ruined our lives didn't it

>>216352065
I paid for a decent escort lately, I'm the lad who couldn't get hard.

>>216352055
i love you !

>>216352170
you should teach them the riddle of steel
and to never pray to Crom unless you're really pumped
some people believed in Aquilonia, too
well, here's this sword!

>>216352211
ok I love you too

>>216352195
haha yeah
if i had been born like 10 years earlier i could have been a normal weirdo instead of a complete schizoid

>>216352164
>>216350592

watching my gay porn

Had a McDonald's double quarter pounder yesterday

Absolutely shit, they don't increase the other ingredients to account for the extra burger so all the ratios are off

another grim day in my awful life

can't commit to weight loss because I keep drinking

>>216352278
its best maccas burger mate pure greasy cheesy sloppa

Gaypornlad!

>>216352284
Well you know Harold got an arrow in the eye at the hill of Senlac apropos nothing
It might've gone the other way
But it didn't

>>216352278
can't you ask for more of them?
try the deluxe one with lettuce and tomato and then ask for extra onion and pickle and to change the ketchup and mustard for mac sauce and get extra mac sauce
maybe that will fix it

>>216352278
>other ingredients
the best burger is patties bun and cheese
sauce if you're feeling saucy

one more gay day of gay work

>>216352195
Baffles me that this is so obviously the answer to every modern social conundrum yet it is never mentioned in the endless sea of hand wringing articles.

>>216352296
cant do anything in life because i drink every single night

>>216352127
My ancestors didn't travel to the other side of the fucking planet to still be considered poms
They mutated into a new race

>>216352340
Can you get me a job at your job?

why are british coppers such nonces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0smxO4WiOA

>>216352321
im sure this made a profound point in your mind before you hit post

mental how quick your petrol goes down once you go above 80mph

just bought some new socks but i can't tell if they're woke

>>216352340
one more gay day of siesta and unemployment benefits for me

Plain bap, none of that brioche shit
Thin lean mince rissole
Tomato
Lettuce
Cheese, onion, pickles and sauces variable but just a mayonnaise is fine
There, that's it. That's a burger

>>216352409
you stupid arsehole. christmas is coming up

>>216352405
Yeah but you're also travelling further per minute

lean hamburger is awful
yuck

>>216352402
You know what's my fav English history tidbit
Penda possibly being a Welsh prince who got adopted by the local Saxons and embarked on a pagan Saxon conquest of England before getting killed in battle. It's like those American great depression desperado movies, almost.

>>216352457
*Kicks you in your foul American guts*

>>216352443
Get rid of the tomato and you're right
Can even drop the lettuce desu

>>216352395
Totally normal people

>>216352443
>lean
a burger should be at least 20%

Just seen a TFL advert about sexual harassment and one of the incidents was a black man harassing a white woman

We're back

>>216352466
thats good

happy all hollows eve

>>216352562
what's up with iowa

>>216352584
They're evil

>>216352553
Hope you get disappeared by ICE and you get deported to an El Salvadorean megaprison still wearing your cringe halloween costume

>>216352584
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars_Night

Fuck the slovene and his devil-may-care attitude!

>>216352584
There's an old Midwest saying that goes: if you take the pothole count from Iowa and multiply that by the unfinished road construction in Illinois you get Ohio

>>216352596
arrives wearing a skeleton costume and gets worshipped as a day of the dead deity, hijinks ensue

Ryan Gosling to star

>>216352596
Hope climate change renders your continent uninhabitable

Crying at work lads
This has never happened before :/

>>216352618
And I am two-and-twenty. And oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!

>>216352637
you coming off the back of a big drugule session?

>>216352633
Mean :(

let's make some banana pancakes for me

>>216352341
pandora's box and that

Pedofile Andrew is being stripped of his titles and must surrender his lease to Royal Lodge, the mansion in Windsor where he lives, according to a statement from Buckingham Palace.

Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

>>216352664
A SOBER BLACK SHAWL HIDES HER BODY ENTIRELY
BUT DOWN IN THE DARKNESS A SLIM HAND SO LOVELY
CARRIES A RICH BUNCH OF BANANA PANCAKES
FOR ME

>>216352645
No, I'm the lad who tried to see an escort and now my soul feels like it's been torn out

So the story of this bloke is
>Came here "fleeing" fuck-all
>Free accommodation and healthcare whilst staying in a hotel at the UK's expense
>Molested a few women
>Went to prison for a few months at the UK's expense
>Got accidentally released by a retarded shitskin prison guard for a few days
>Didn't have to serve his full punishment
>"voluntarily deported" back to Ethiopia and given £500 because he threatened to kick up a fuss during his "voluntary deportation"
And somehow a massive end-to-end scandal like this didn't lead to David Lammy's head rolling

Sir The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince

>>216352689
He only shagged a 17 year old whore in a country where that's completely legal, not exactly a Steven van de Velde is he

>>216349375 (OP)
She is very hot

What's the most future proof vehicle I can buy today?

>>216352741
Cybertruck

>>216349640
Not really, but by "working class white" you probably mean any non-famous shopkeeper who is racist

>>216352666
That's it. Even if there were a way back to pre-internet times, no one even wants that because the internet is so convenient, addictive, powerful and fun.

It is kind of funny that this society-breaking tool was just thrust upon humanity by itself. No one ever had any say in whether it was to be brought into existence or not.

>>216352741
BEVs don't last forever but nothing really does
If you want something with a reasonable prospect of being reparable for the next half century get a Toyota

>>216352790
>>216352790
>>216352790

>>216352741
space rocket to get you off this doomed world

>>216352689
Another Mountbatty?

>>216352596
SKRENCHING

>>216352723
Mate this was discussed days ago, he's back it Ethiopia
Afghan stabber is the new hot topic

>>216349375 (OP)
her shoulders look masculine and awful, but otherwise she's pretty nice.

>>216349375 (OP)
I thought LBP was one of the good ones, but then I found out she's going to do a fitness event in Dubai and my respect for her took a massive hit.

>>216349375 (OP)
I want to kill leanbeefpatty.