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Anonymous United States No.216349628 [Report] >>216349648
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Anonymous United States No.216349643 [Report]
I need a sick new gaming PC
Anonymous United States No.216349648 [Report] >>216349708
>>216349628 (OP)
This movie is great but Texas Chainsaw Massacre and A Nightmare On Elm Street are both better
Anonymous Canada No.216349654 [Report]
>>216349624
this could be us but u playin
Anonymous Israel No.216349660 [Report] >>216349672 >>216349677
it's ironic how shawn michaels and bret hart were basically feuding over who's going to job to austin at wrestlemania
Anonymous Canada No.216349663 [Report]
avocado nigga penis
Anonymous United States No.216349672 [Report]
>>216349660
It's ironic that your name is Mr. Steinberg
Anonymous United States No.216349676 [Report]
Michael Myers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anonymous Canada No.216349677 [Report]
>>216349660
Bret screwed Bret
Anonymous United States No.216349679 [Report]
gonna poo and then brush my teeth
Anonymous United States No.216349688 [Report] >>216349700
Anonymous United States No.216349700 [Report]
>>216349688
What is wrong with you
Anonymous Canada No.216349702 [Report]
Owen Hart vs. gravity: ultimate smackdown.
Anonymous Canada No.216349704 [Report]
Owen would have wanted the show to go on
Anonymous United States No.216349708 [Report] >>216349742 >>216349774
>>216349648
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I agree but Elm Street is kind of week. I Michael more than Leatherface, seems more terrifying
In lore, Hellraiser mogs em all tho
Anonymous United States No.216349711 [Report] >>216349725
I have a three day weekend, but I just can't get it to feel like it's the weekend. I still feel like I have work in the morning.
Anonymous Canada No.216349720 [Report]
Chris Benoit vs. a 7 year old
Anonymous United States No.216349723 [Report] >>216349734
The Exorcist is the greatest horror film ever made. One of the greatest films ever period.
Anonymous United States No.216349725 [Report]
>>216349711
ur gonna dream u got The Big Test tmw now as well
Anonymous United States No.216349734 [Report] >>216349757
>>216349723
To be honest I don't think it's aged very well. There are numerous 70s horror films that are better
Anonymous Canada No.216349735 [Report] >>216349840
Mexicans love Christmas
Anonymous Slovenia No.216349742 [Report] >>216349774
>>216349708
I totally agree, I have always hated Elm Street
Anonymous United States No.216349752 [Report]
>All whores except with me
All these juggling just to get a crumb of c00ch13 is tiresome as shit
Anonymous Canada No.216349756 [Report] >>216349778
I'm 35 and I still have the occasional nightmare about my schoolbag getting stolen or forgetting to study for an exam.
Teachers literally gave me lifelong PTSD.
Anonymous United States No.216349757 [Report] >>216349828
>>216349734
>To be honest I don't think it's aged very well.
How?
>There are numerous 70s horror films that are better
Such as? The Exorcist is one of the greatest films of the 70s regardless of genre.
Anonymous United States No.216349764 [Report] >>216349776
Halloween movie
Anonymous United States No.216349774 [Report] >>216349889
>>216349708
>>216349742
You guys are insane.
I love how batshit Elm Street is.
A reality warping demon murdering teenagers in their sleep.
>that scene where Johnny Depp explodes in his bedroom
I've never seen any of the sequels but the first movie is legit 10/10
Anonymous United States No.216349776 [Report] >>216349807
>>216349764
overrated because cool poster + Japan
Anonymous United States No.216349778 [Report]
>>216349756
Life is a nightmare
Anonymous Canada No.216349793 [Report] >>216349806 >>216349813 >>216349823
Not too fond of David Lynch movies
Anonymous Canada No.216349806 [Report]
>>216349793
same, and I hate the guy too (RIP). his stupid fucking hairdo and "i'm so different for the sake of being different" really bug me. he reeked of tryhard.
Anonymous United States No.216349807 [Report]
>>216349776
True. I've never seen it so I'm gonna watch it althoughbeithenceforth.
Anonymous Canada No.216349812 [Report]
Why are dudes who refuse to pay child support never single
Anonymous Slovenia No.216349813 [Report]
>>216349793
Dune though is better for the extended version. The added dialogue is the bomb and the outlandish space punk aesthetic is godlike. Good performances, too.
Anonymous Canada No.216349816 [Report]
>>216349519
The Cortina was made by Ford UK
Anonymous United States No.216349817 [Report] >>216349838
Either I'm getting a sore throat or someone throat fucked me while I was sleeping
Anonymous United States No.216349823 [Report]
>>216349793
Dune was ok
Anonymous United States No.216349828 [Report] >>216349845 >>216349920
>>216349757
>How
The vomit and self mutilation and curse words were more edgy than scary. I don't know it just didn't do it for me. It's a well made movie but didn't click. Maybe "not aged well" isn't the right term
>such
TCM, The Wicker Man, Suspiria, Black Christmas, Halloween, Phantom of the Paradise
Anonymous Canada No.216349838 [Report] >>216349852
>>216349817
probably COVID
Anonymous Mexico No.216349840 [Report]
>>216349735
Who doesn't jeets?
Anonymous Slovenia No.216349845 [Report] >>216349865
*the better

>>216349828
Suspiria is pretty good. It is the only scary Italian horror movie.
Anonymous United States No.216349852 [Report] >>216349892
>>216349838
I'm double vaxxed plus boosted
Anonymous United States No.216349865 [Report] >>216349884 >>216349930
>>216349845
Have you seen this one
Not really scary but its schizo kino
I agree otherwise though, /tv/ convinced me that Italian horror was hot shit and I believed them after seeing Suspiria but then watched like 6 movies and they were all mid
Anonymous United States No.216349866 [Report]
Anonymous Slovenia No.216349884 [Report]
>>216349865
I have it on my HD, guess I'm gonna have to watch it now. Also, I'm watching Besson's Dracula, it is an entertaining campy horror movie, though The Fearless Vampire Killers is still better.
Anonymous United States No.216349889 [Report] >>216349903
The Wailing is probably the best horror I've ever seen.
Followed by
>Dead Man's Letters
>The Thing
>The Cure

Also Wicker Man, Hereditary, Jacob's Ladder, Martyrs, The Shining

>>216349774
I don't know Elm Street was always so goofy to me and the dream killer concept seemed absurd
Anonymous Canada No.216349892 [Report]
>>216349852
probably throat cancer then
Anonymous United States No.216349903 [Report] >>216349930
>>216349889
>goofy
It strikes a good balance between goofy and scary in my opinion
Anonymous United States No.216349904 [Report] >>216349975
Is coffee good for you
Anonymous United States No.216349909 [Report]
Talk me out of drinking and driving, or don't, it isn't your responsibility
Anonymous United States No.216349915 [Report] >>216349923 >>216349928 >>216349932
Are you guys ready for spooky scary skeletons?
Anonymous United States No.216349920 [Report]
>>216349828
The Exorcist isn't about scares. The horror is in the realistic sort of documentarian approach to the film. The horror revolves more around Father Karras' crisis of faith and the battle for his own soul than whatever the demon is doing in possession of Regan.
Halloween and Suspiria are great, but they are not on the level of The Exorcist.
Anonymous United States No.216349921 [Report]
https://youtu.be/9mxQqFnMQTE
Anonymous United States No.216349923 [Report]
>>216349915
No I'm going to have to cover my eyes its to scary
Anonymous Canada No.216349928 [Report]
>>216349915
2sp00p4me
Anonymous United States No.216349930 [Report] >>216349963
>>216349865
I never liked Suspira, the lady was so annoying that I quit it 15-20 minutes in

I liked Starry Eyes recently. Low budget but decent cult film

>>216349903
Maybe I watched it way back and that's all I remember. I always like teenage slashers, reminded me of everything I missed out on
Anonymous United States No.216349932 [Report]
>>216349915
Anonymous Canada No.216349933 [Report] >>216349939 >>216349952 >>216350008
I watch very few horror movies. Never really been my thing. But my favourite horror movie of all is The Shining. It’s also my favourite Stanley Kubrick movie. That nigga was the realest.
Anonymous Canada No.216349935 [Report]
I am actually going to become morbidly obese because of these dumplings.
Anonymous United States No.216349937 [Report]
My butthole is cavernous
Anonymous United States No.216349938 [Report]
drinking milk
Anonymous United States No.216349939 [Report] >>216349951
>>216349933
you should watch weapons
Anonymous United States No.216349942 [Report] >>216349961 >>216349965 >>216349973
Want to watch some vampire kino. Near Dark or From Dusk Till Dawn?
Anonymous Canada No.216349947 [Report] >>216349984
I forgot this appliance existed for 20 years but now I remember
Anonymous United States No.216349950 [Report]
Become /x/-pilled
Anonymous Canada No.216349951 [Report]
>>216349939
I intend to check that one out. I’ve heard good things.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216349952 [Report] >>216350050
>>216349933
try The Lady In Black (1989)
Anonymous United States No.216349961 [Report]
>>216349942
twilight 2008
Anonymous United States No.216349962 [Report]
The first Twilight movie is unironically good. It's only the later iterations that are 90 minute commercials
Anonymous United States No.216349963 [Report] >>216350018
>>216349930
Starry Eyes is on my watchlist
I think you and I just have different taste though, I think it's really cool when a movie can pull off being absurd without going overboard, Suspiria and ANOES both do that in my opinion
Anonymous United States No.216349965 [Report] >>216349983
>>216349942
Nosferatu

but Near Dark is good
Anonymous United States No.216349973 [Report]
>>216349942
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216349975 [Report]
>>216349904
Não é
Anonymous Slovenia No.216349977 [Report] >>216350050
*The Woman In Black
Anonymous United States No.216349983 [Report] >>216349989 >>216350018
>>216349965
I refuse to watch nosferatu because it has cuckolding in it
Anonymous Canada No.216349984 [Report]
>>216349947
John Madden QuickPop Popcorn Popper
Anonymous United States No.216349989 [Report] >>216350018
>>216349983
Then watch the original or the one from the 70s they are both kino
Anonymous United States No.216350004 [Report] >>216350010 >>216350023
i want to cum
Anonymous Mexico No.216350008 [Report] >>216350025 >>216350070
>>216349933
I find eyes wide shut to be more creepy than the shining but yes, he's certified kino
Anonymous United States No.216350009 [Report]
my mind is going https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bZFlpTpnJo
Anonymous United States No.216350010 [Report]
>>216350004
Same
Brb
Anonymous United States No.216350018 [Report]
Better film discussion than /tv/

>>216349983
Watch this>>216349989
But I think Eggers did a good job. There's a toll at the end too so that's good

>>216349963
Lmao yeah I agree
Cheers anon
Anonymous Canada No.216350019 [Report] >>216350026 >>216350031
I remember when I came
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216350023 [Report] >>216350052
>>216350004
inside a 9+/10 blonde and blue eyed american girl's pussy
Anonymous United States No.216350025 [Report] >>216350041
>>216350008
The scariest scene in Eyes Wide Shut was Nicole Kidmans monolog about wanting to throw her marriage away to fuck Chad just once
Anonymous United States No.216350026 [Report] >>216350032 >>216350045
>>216350019
do not cum
do NOT cum
Anonymous United States No.216350031 [Report]
>>216350019
same. i remember all the times i came
Anonymous Canada No.216350032 [Report]
>>216350026
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous United States No.216350033 [Report]
Just realized that I never beat Xcom 2 because both times I tried a component of my computer mysteriously died in the process.

Going to try a third time...
Anonymous United States No.216350034 [Report]
klaus kinski did count dracula the best
Anonymous Canada No.216350035 [Report] >>216350042
Anonymous United States No.216350037 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.216350041 [Report]
>>216350025
Kubrick captured the essence of a femoid in that scene desu. EWS is my favorite film
Anonymous United States No.216350042 [Report]
>>216350035
Anonymous United States No.216350045 [Report]
>>216350026
HuminaHuminaHuminaCOOOOM
Anonymous Canada No.216350050 [Report]
>>216349952
>>216349977
Okie thanks
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216350052 [Report]
>>216350023
This girl is like what the AVERAGE girlfriend of the guys in /cum/ look like everyone here is a chad with dick-in-the-pussy energy
Anonymous Canada No.216350070 [Report]
>>216350008
Eyes Wide Shut is definitely creepy. It feels like a fever dream without ever going into full surrealism. It’s really beautifully shot, but that’s true for all of his films.
Anonymous United States No.216350088 [Report] >>216350096
I've decided to bludgeon my neighbor to death with a skateboard
Anonymous Canada No.216350094 [Report] >>216350107 >>216350131
Barry Lyndon is the ultimate pleb filter.
Anonymous United States No.216350096 [Report] >>216350103
>>216350088
WHAT IF I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR THOUGHEVERBEIT
Anonymous United States No.216350103 [Report]
>>216350096
You're not. I exist in Florida
Anonymous United States No.216350107 [Report] >>216350120 >>216350132
>>216350094
who's barry lyndon
Anonymous United States No.216350110 [Report] >>216350124 >>216350195
This might actually be the worst tasting ice cream I've ever had. Couldn't stand more than two spoonfuls. Texture was good though.
Anonymous United States No.216350120 [Report] >>216350146 >>216350172
>>216350107
barry lyndon deez nuts in your mouth.
Anonymous United States No.216350124 [Report] >>216350134
>>216350110
what didn't you like about it? it sounds good
Anonymous Canada No.216350131 [Report] >>216350163
>>216350094
It’s a pretty strange movie by modern standards. But it’s incredibly beautiful.
Anonymous Canada No.216350132 [Report]
>>216350107
By most accounts, a scoundrel.
Anonymous United States No.216350134 [Report] >>216350173
>>216350124
Earl grey's taste doesn't belong outside of tea.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350136 [Report]
I just watched the whole of Besson's Dracula with hardcoded Lithuanian subtitles. You know, you really can tell there's a relation to the Slavic languages, but also to Latin.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350146 [Report]
>>216350120
he's an Irish squire from a family of impoverished gentry.
Anonymous United States No.216350151 [Report]
The reason Barry Lyndon is so beautifully shot is because of a special lens that was gifted to Kubrick, by NASA, for shooting the Moon Landing footage.

The Landing is real but the footage is fake.
Anonymous United States No.216350154 [Report] >>216350175
I ran out of beer before 2 am. Hold me
Anonymous Canada No.216350163 [Report] >>216350184
>>216350131
I like it quite a bit, it isn't predictable because the novel it was based on was written in the mid 19th century, it's a strength of it imo.
Anonymous Mexico No.216350172 [Report]
>>216350120
Done him lol
Anonymous United States No.216350173 [Report]
>>216350134
so you're a tastelet? got it
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350175 [Report] >>216350189
>>216350154
at least there's still the weed. right. RIGHT?
Anonymous United States No.216350179 [Report]
My asshole is a play toy
Anonymous Canada No.216350184 [Report]
>>216350163
Yeah I enjoyed it too. It’s quite a ride following Barry’s strange life.
Anonymous United States No.216350189 [Report] >>216350198 >>216350205 >>216350252
>>216350175
Do I look like some hippie douchebag? It's Tuesday anyway
Anonymous Canada No.216350191 [Report] >>216350209 >>216350214
Filipina I was banging turned me onto Ube ice cream. It's the GOAT. It's like a more savory cookies and cream.
Anonymous United States No.216350195 [Report]
>>216350110
>van leeuwen
>french ice cream
>brooklyn
Anonymous United States No.216350198 [Report] >>216350252
>>216350189
Fuck me it's Friday. It's worse than I thought
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350205 [Report] >>216350227
>>216350189
I wouldn't be so proud of not knowing how to tie the room together
Anonymous United States No.216350206 [Report]
down with jewish influence in america
Anonymous United States No.216350207 [Report] >>216350218 >>216350229
i dont like porn movies like eyes wide shut or fifty shades of grey
Anonymous United States No.216350209 [Report] >>216350242
>>216350191
I'd eat it cuzz it's purple
Anonymous United States No.216350214 [Report]
>>216350191
have you tried butter pecan ice cream?
Anonymous United States No.216350218 [Report] >>216350228 >>216350230
>>216350207
>eyes wide shut or fifty shades of grey
They are not even remotely similar
Anonymous Mexico No.216350222 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.216350227 [Report]
>>216350205
I ate my own words immediately
Anonymous United States No.216350228 [Report] >>216350234
>>216350218
they both have excessive female nudity
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350229 [Report]
>>216350207
eyes wide shut ain't a porn movie
the piano or breaking the waves, now those are porn movies
Anonymous Canada No.216350230 [Report]
>>216350218
They’re similar in that I’d like to bang both Nicole Kidman and Dakota Johnson in those films.
Anonymous United States No.216350234 [Report] >>216350241
>>216350228
Just say you're gay
Anonymous United States No.216350241 [Report] >>216350262
>>216350234
i like my movies pg-13 and below
Anonymous Canada No.216350242 [Report]
>>216350209
It's one of the prettiest types of thing (idk if its a fruit or veg) ever.
Anonymous United States No.216350243 [Report]
I'm almost 30 and still do the "perform a song in front of the school" daydream except instead of school I have a viral performance on SNL and all my old schoolmates hear about it.
Anonymous United States No.216350248 [Report] >>216350264
Texas is the Reason had one album
Anonymous United States No.216350252 [Report] >>216350263 >>216350290
>>216350189
>>216350198
Is being a deadbeat drunk that can't even keep track of the day of the week better than been a hippy stoner?
Anonymous United States No.216350262 [Report]
>>216350241
okay
Anonymous Canada No.216350263 [Report]
>>216350252
I vape weed everyday and always know what day of the week it is. Always.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350264 [Report]
>>216350248
oh, so that wasn't a lopsided haircut band, it was just a band that people with lopsided haircuts listened to in my time, got it
Anonymous Germany No.216350269 [Report] >>216350280 >>216350283 >>216350284 >>216350296 >>216350301 >>216350313 >>216350314
The image that saved western masculinity
Anonymous United States No.216350271 [Report] >>216350298
I dont want to work on halloween, fuck you toilberg
Anonymous United States No.216350280 [Report]
>>216350269
WAAAAAAOW!!!!

nice tits though
Anonymous Canada No.216350283 [Report]
>>216350269
Looking at this picture makes my peter feel weird >_<
Anonymous Canada No.216350284 [Report]
>>216350269
I don't wanna see this. I want cleavage!
Anonymous United States No.216350290 [Report]
>>216350252
I don't know. I cant smoke weed because I wanna get a job so people will leave me alone
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350296 [Report]
>>216350269
If you dreamed of her face minus the hair chasing you through a maze but it was enlarged to the size of a man you'd shit your pants!
Anonymous Canada No.216350298 [Report]
>>216350271
I don't work on halloween (or any other day)
Anonymous United States No.216350300 [Report] >>216350312 >>216350321
i'm drinking scotch
Anonymous United States No.216350301 [Report]
>>216350269
the West Rises
Zoom Zoom United States No.216350310 [Report]
All I need for picrel tomorrow nochy is a codpiece, then I'll be in the height of fashion in preparation for some of the in out in out, o my brothers
Anonymous United States No.216350312 [Report]
>>216350300
shouldn't you save that for halloween
Anonymous United States No.216350313 [Report]
>>216350269
insane recoil
Anonymous United States No.216350314 [Report] >>216350323
>>216350269
i have pitifully low testosterone, but even i kinda wanna jump up. she really is something else.
Anonymous Canada No.216350319 [Report]
Bros.
It's almost Halloween.
Anonymous United States No.216350321 [Report] >>216350725
>>216350300
good. Alcohol is good for you.
Anonymous United States No.216350323 [Report] >>216350366
>>216350314
>i have pitifully low testosterone,
Has it been tested? or just gay?
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350330 [Report]
Sister Morphine by the Stones is a Halloween song! I'd never really listened to the lyrics before.
Anonymous Canada No.216350333 [Report] >>216350343 >>216350359
Fact check globetards
Anonymous United States No.216350343 [Report]
>>216350333
Check mate atheists
Anonymous United States No.216350353 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.216350354 [Report] >>216350385
I’ll take a big bowl of poop to eat with a big spoon and then stick my penis in a mousetrap. Thanks.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350359 [Report]
>>216350333
I just became a member of the groyper army!
Anonymous United States No.216350366 [Report] >>216350384
>>216350323
it's just my assumption. i go very long stretches without sexual thoughts. i'm happy to let a lady like sydney wake me up, though.
Anonymous United States No.216350384 [Report] >>216350403
>>216350366
are you the guy with gyno
Anonymous Germany No.216350385 [Report]
>>216350354
Trick or treat, smell my feet!!
Anonymous Canada No.216350386 [Report] >>216350399 >>216350405 >>216350410
last day before nnn bros
Anonymous United States No.216350398 [Report]
And yet I'll masturbate twice a day
Anonymous Canada No.216350399 [Report]
>>216350386
Nothing But Black Metal November starts Saturday.
Anonymous United States No.216350400 [Report] >>216350427 >>216350448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8vCFODXoY4
Anonymous United States No.216350403 [Report]
>>216350384
oh man. no, but i don't wanna say 'no' too happily in case there is a guy with gyno here. no, i'm too skinny for it.
Anonymous United States No.216350405 [Report] >>216350426
>>216350386
and did you survive locktober?
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350410 [Report]
>>216350386
Don't you guys have a god for that, like Sanjeet, the god of resting on nails and not releasing your lingam's essence?
Anonymous United States No.216350419 [Report] >>216350439
guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
Anonymous United States No.216350422 [Report]
depression sucks
Zoom Zoom United States No.216350426 [Report]
>>216350405
>did you survive locktober
I sadly had no hot girl to lock my cock and peg me for a month :(
I intend on having a wild night out tomorrow though
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350427 [Report]
>>216350400
I never watched the series but I own a couple of books the 90s, Creature Teacher and the first one where everyone in town's a gas zombie.
Anonymous United States No.216350438 [Report] >>216350454 >>216350750
OCD sucks
Anonymous United States No.216350439 [Report]
>>216350419
u r rite
dr pepper IS disgusting
Anonymous United States No.216350441 [Report] >>216350469
niggas be like
"these 23 flavors too spicy"
Anonymous United States No.216350448 [Report]
>>216350400
lmao this is so accurate
Anonymous United States No.216350451 [Report]
>American inner cities are facing a crisis. A new trend has emerged among African American youth called "Ass Strapin" - the act of fully concealing a firearm in their rectums. Already in just Chicago this year 14 have died due to accidental discharge due to flatulence.
shiet that ain't no good homie
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350454 [Report] >>216350483
>>216350438
try ADHD
I have barely learned anything since the age of 13 but useless trivia (cause I'm autistic too)
Anonymous United States No.216350469 [Report]
>>216350441
This donald duck shutdown doesn't affect me in the slightest. Why in the FUCK should I care if Jason's gonna be out of his SNAP benefits and ONIGGER care? Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Canada No.216350471 [Report] >>216350485 >>216350488 >>216350492 >>216350504
Anonymous United States No.216350481 [Report] >>216350496
received a perplexing unrelated (you)
Anonymous United States No.216350483 [Report]
>>216350454
I can't. Got my own diagnosis to cope with
Anonymous United States No.216350485 [Report] >>216350497
>>216350471
so this is how you pick up white girls? You show them your costco card and go out with her for hot dogs?
Anonymous United States No.216350488 [Report] >>216350493
>>216350471
grim
Anonymous United States No.216350489 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.216350492 [Report]
>>216350471
cute
Anonymous United States No.216350493 [Report]
>>216350488
when a blonde woman speaks, I listen. When a brunette woman speaks I run the fuck away.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350496 [Report] >>216350508
>>216350481
maybe that's just the start of a devastating kafkaesque series of interrelated events that will rob you of the illusion of the possibility of individual agency
Anonymous United States No.216350497 [Report] >>216350509
>>216350485
only if you're a tall Chad (you're a short brapzil)
Zoom Zoom United States No.216350504 [Report]
>>216350471
>You Can Just Give This Kind of Thing to Women and They Will Be Thrilled
Anonymous United States No.216350508 [Report] >>216350516
>>216350496
put down the thesaurus, poindexter
Anonymous United States No.216350509 [Report] >>216350512
>>216350497
I'm five foot eight
Anonymous United States No.216350512 [Report] >>216350521
>>216350509
midget
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350516 [Report]
>>216350508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt591LgTJj0
Anonymous United States No.216350521 [Report] >>216350539
>>216350512
Why the fuck do you care man? It's not like I'm stealing your women
Anonymous Canada No.216350523 [Report]
I'm golden freddie I like to scare and when I scare I become a nightmare
Anonymous United States No.216350529 [Report]
It's not my fault you're fucking retarded
Anonymous United States No.216350539 [Report]
>>216350521
Just pointing out why it worked for him. as to why that makes you mad, you'll have to reflect on that by yourself
Anonymous United States No.216350548 [Report]
eating cold rice a roni
Anonymous United States No.216350551 [Report] >>216350565 >>216350628
Another day wasted
Anonymous United States No.216350553 [Report]
i wish there were good women in this world
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350561 [Report] >>216350570
he ain no kin ta me
Anonymous United States No.216350563 [Report]
Closing time
Anonymous United States No.216350565 [Report]
>>216350551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE9EQ7gXKI
Anonymous United States No.216350570 [Report]
>>216350561
what the fuck is that supposed to fucking mean what the fuck motherfucker fuck a fucking duck thank you
Anonymous United States No.216350572 [Report] >>216350582 >>216350609 >>216350614 >>216350635 >>216350646 >>216350663 >>216350680
Going to customize my soldiers in Xcom
Give me some name/character ideas please
Anonymous Canada No.216350582 [Report] >>216350589
>>216350572
Malachi Klein
Anonymous United States No.216350584 [Report] >>216350590 >>216350602 >>216350605
The reason you fight with your girlfriend is because you think her opinions are an attempt to proximate corporal reality. You are being autistic. Think of how they relate to clothes. They get rid of clothes that are Out, they only wear clothes that are In. Similarly, they only say things that are In and don't say things that are Out. Opinions are different on a conceptual level to men and women. Stop being autistic and just accept she needs to have batshit crazy opinions for biological reasons that are beyond your grasp
Anonymous United States No.216350589 [Report] >>216350598
>>216350582
Any other details or anything?
Anonymous United States No.216350590 [Report]
>>216350584
I don't have a girlfriend
Anonymous United States No.216350592 [Report] >>216350613
This 97 year old incel KHHV still jumps in front of the NE Corridor Amtrak the old fashioned way
Anonymous Canada No.216350594 [Report]
Gone Guru is a really crazy song when you listen to it by itself, like how did they come up with these lyrics
Anonymous Canada No.216350595 [Report]
I invented garlic. I invented it! I fucking invented garlic, you goddamn fuckers. You buncha bitches. FUCK.
Anonymous Canada No.216350598 [Report] >>216350611
>>216350589
Jewish
Anonymous Canada No.216350602 [Report]
>>216350584
Women are Dionysian after all.
Anonymous United States No.216350605 [Report]
>>216350584
We fight because I can tell she enjoys it and would get bored of me if I never pushed back at her on anything
Anonymous Canada No.216350609 [Report] >>216350627 >>216350630
>>216350572
I like the name Zbigniew. Try to slide that one in there unless you don’t want to.
Anonymous United States No.216350610 [Report]
I blame millennials for all my problems. Spoiled douchebags
Anonymous United States No.216350611 [Report]
>>216350598
I'm naming him Ethan Klein because I hate you
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350613 [Report]
>>216350592
this feels like it deserves a horror movie adaptation
Anonymous United States No.216350614 [Report] >>216350630
>>216350572
Buckem Breakem and Sneedem Feedem from Djibouti and Niger
Anonymous Canada No.216350616 [Report]
Wow, quite a lot of words
Anonymous Canada No.216350619 [Report]
Remember that movie Madame Web? Hahahahahahaha. You can't even tell Sydney Sweeney is in that one.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350627 [Report] >>216350665
>>216350609
in Slovene zbij-gnev would mean 'knock/pound away the anger'
Anonymous United States No.216350628 [Report]
>>216350551
what he lookin at
Anonymous United States No.216350629 [Report]
I still don't get why patrick bateman would kill those chicks and keep strands of their blonde hair as keepsakes thank you
Anonymous United States No.216350630 [Report] >>216350665
>>216350609
Nationality or appearance request?
>>216350614
thank you
Anonymous United States No.216350635 [Report] >>216350726
>>216350572
Foot Kraut
Gayson
Anonymous United States No.216350646 [Report] >>216350726
>>216350572
Butthew Zazzzz
Zoom Zoom United States No.216350663 [Report] >>216350726
>>216350572
Vile Schlomo
Anonymous Canada No.216350665 [Report] >>216350726
>>216350627
That’s cool
>>216350630
>nationality
Some kinda eastern european I guess.
Anonymous United States No.216350680 [Report] >>216350726
>>216350572
white linkara zeo ranger
Anonymous Canada No.216350682 [Report]
Anxiety is stored in the peanus
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350711 [Report]
Someone posted Limp Bizkit's Dad Vibes today. I appreciate how Durst looks now but that really wasn't playing to their strong points.
Anonymous United States No.216350725 [Report]
>>216350321
it unironically is. it slightly poisons you and causes your body to overreact to protect itself so you're left with this shield boost with like a 24 hour cool down
Anonymous United States No.216350726 [Report]
>>216350680
>>216350665
>>216350663
>>216350646
>>216350635
Thank you, this will take some time
Anonymous United States No.216350728 [Report] >>216350748
in addition Catholicism also holds the most radical view of the afterlife, salvation, and who can share in it.

Catholicism holds that there is no salvation outside the church and all those that die outside the church will burn in the eternal fire that was prepared for the devil and his angels. Compare this with the lukewarm jews (who don’t even really believe in hell), muslims, buddhists, hindus, sikhs, and atheists that all have a mild unradical view of who can share in life eternal
Anonymous United States No.216350729 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.216350735 [Report]
We're gonna get the Halloween themed 4chan...thing, any minute now.
Anonymous United States No.216350736 [Report]
We are so back.
Zoom Zoom United States No.216350748 [Report] >>216350782
>>216350728
>the most radical view of the afterlife, salvation, and who can share in it.
That's actually Calvinism
Anonymous United States No.216350750 [Report] >>216350770
>>216350438
how does yours do it? for me, everything has to be in balances and evens.
Anonymous United States No.216350765 [Report] >>216350773 >>216350776 >>216350785
back from rape
Anonymous United States No.216350770 [Report] >>216350784
>>216350750
I drink
Zoom Zoom United States No.216350773 [Report]
>>216350765
Sexy Halloween rape or the unfun kind
Anonymous Canada No.216350776 [Report]
>>216350765
very gud saar how was yor rape good??
Anonymous United States No.216350782 [Report]
>>216350748
Nope

The Church has declared all Calvinists as heretics and therefore they will go into the eternal hellfire that was prepared for the devil and his angels
Anonymous United States No.216350784 [Report] >>216350806 >>216350823
>>216350770
i meant how it manifests, not how we cope with it
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350785 [Report]
>>216350765
how's the country life treating you?
Anonymous United States No.216350806 [Report] >>216350861
>>216350784
Oh, probably the same as yours. I took up percussion early on to help I think. Structure
Anonymous Canada No.216350808 [Report] >>216350831 >>216350984
Some of you would rather die than stop bullshitting
Anonymous United States No.216350823 [Report] >>216350861
>>216350784
No that's still how I cope with it... I don't understand the question
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216350824 [Report]
Did Gingerpaedo get banned then?
He's stopped harassing us
Anonymous United States No.216350831 [Report]
>>216350808
i want to die tho
Anonymous United States No.216350832 [Report] >>216350846 >>216350849 >>216351053
Most radical view on abortion: Catholics
Most radical view on divorce: Catholics
Most radical view on the afterlife: Catholics
Most radical view on contraception: Catholics
Kevin Nash United States No.216350839 [Report]
toilberg raped me and you guys don't even care
typical. i knew you guys weren't my real friends
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350846 [Report]
>>216350832
I think the Calvinists take the third spot, everyone hates them for their view on that matter
Anonymous United States No.216350849 [Report]
>>216350832
it's 2:20AM bud. kinda late for posting low quality bait
Anonymous United States No.216350861 [Report] >>216350892
>>216350806
>>216350823
i'm starting to think neither of you are ocd. and... that's fantastic, if it's true. and if it's not, sorry for the lob, sorry more for the pit we're in.
Anonymous United States No.216350864 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.216350873 [Report] >>216350910
me? i hate myself
Anonymous United States No.216350892 [Report] >>216350938
>>216350861
Same guy. I have OCD I just drank myself numb over the past 10 years
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350910 [Report]
>>216350873
I have hated myself. But then again, I'm not bald or wrinkly now, if that were the case, I might still hate myself.
Anonymous United States No.216350914 [Report] >>216350959 >>216350979
Catholics: All life is sacred, a life should never be ended even if they were conceived through incest or rape or if the mother life is in danger

protties/yids/saracens/pooplovers/sikhs/atheists: Bend the knee to liberalism and grant abortion in the cases of rape or incest

Catholics: No one outside the Catholic Church, even if they are martyred for their Christian faith, can be saved

protties/yids/saracens/pooplovers/sikhs/atheists: Bend the knee to liberalism

Catholics: No one should ever use contraception, no condoms or birth control ever.

protties/yids/saracens/pooplovers/sikhs/atheists: Bend the knee to liberalism

Catholics: You can never divorce for you cannot undo what God has done

protties/yids/saracens/pooplovers/sikhs/atheists: Bend the knee to liberalism
Anonymous United States No.216350918 [Report]
goodnight
Anonymous United States No.216350919 [Report]
me? i don't think about myself enough to hate myself because i'm not a narcissist
Anonymous United States No.216350938 [Report] >>216350976
>>216350892
we have a lot in common. well okay, i told you mine manifests in balances. meaning, if i accidentally do something like brush up against a bench with my right hand, i have to quickly do the same with my left. the same area too, it cant be palm to knuckle, it has to be palm-palm or knuckle-knuckle. i use alcohol to turn it off too. how does yours work?
Anonymous United States No.216350948 [Report]
Indiana Jones and the COSTCO RUN
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350959 [Report] >>216350981
>>216350914
Morality won't solve anything, it's money that makes people good. All those religious societies of the past, they were still shitholes where people used to die at 35 if they were lucky.
Anonymous United States No.216350976 [Report] >>216351035
>>216350938
That sounds like younger me but I've been through therapy and medication... And alcoholism since then. I guess counting steps between cracks
Anonymous Canada No.216350979 [Report]
>>216350914
I’m a Catholic and you’re being annoying
Anonymous United States No.216350981 [Report]
>>216350959
Not at all, look at all the yids in positions of power with their money and all the harm they cause the world
Anonymous United States No.216350984 [Report]
>>216350808
actually i'd rather be cuddling a canadian twink. not in a gay way but in a loving way. sometimes I think up scenarios of having to cuddle a canadian twink to survive during a winter backpacking trip gone wrong. cute to imagine cuddling inside a tent and trying to keep both of you warm
Anonymous Slovenia No.216350991 [Report]
I meant money and science. Trust the science. Is a magical spirit of Jewish myth gonna make you immortal? NO! Gene manipulation might, in time, though not you specifically. Sorry.
Anonymous United States No.216350996 [Report] >>216351002
>@latimes: Text messages show firefighters questioned orders to leave small blaze that authorities say reignited as the deadly Palisades fire
California? lmaooooo what a joke of a "state"
Anonymous Canada No.216351002 [Report] >>216351015
>>216350996
sssssssmokin
Anonymous United States No.216351015 [Report] >>216351019
>>216351002
did drew carrey burn down LA as revenge for being in so many schlock films?!?!

many are asking the question!
Anonymous Canada No.216351019 [Report] >>216351085
>>216351015
bro said drew carrey bruh ain't no way
Anonymous United States No.216351020 [Report] >>216351072
what’s up with all these anti-Christians constantly using the same talking points that yids do to try and jewify the Catholic religion? No we do not believe jesus was jewish although he was Hebrew, no we do not believe that jews are gods chosen people, that is us (Catholics). If you are so keen on using jewish talking points why don’t you convert to judaism and sacrifice European christian children?
Anonymous United States No.216351035 [Report]
>>216350976
i had to stop doing that. i was a crack avoider like jack nicolson in that one movie. i never counted them, but i'd tip-toe in and outside of them when i was reasonbly sure no one was looking. streetwork made it impossible, finally. i had to start walking on the cracks. i think that's my whole life goal, going forward. walk on the cracks.
Anonymous United States No.216351053 [Report] >>216351080 >>216351089
>>216350832
They don't have any of that anymore. There have been two communist faggot popes and the high ranks of the catholic church is shot through with fag lovers. By 2040 there will be pride banners hanging from the balcony overlooking Vatican city and every day he'll get up there and praise the Earth Mother's miracles and warn about the danger of following homophobe and woman-hater J*s*s Chr*st.
Irish Catholics set off bombs for 15 years, killing lots of British soldiers (and forcing, in turn, the British soldiers to kill them like dogs), supposedly for the right to live in a good Catholic country. Their women all got the woke mind virus and approved abortion so they could kill all their wh*te babies by referendum a while ago.

Maybe in 1960 deciding which kind of Christian to become would be difficult but in 2025 the Southern Baptists are Christian and everyone else is tonguing fag anus and worried they're not getting enough creamy fag shit in their mouth
Anonymous United States No.216351069 [Report]
in 2nd grade a classmate asked if I liked drew carrey but I thought he was saying druke harry so I thought it was druke harry for a little bit
Anonymous Slovenia No.216351072 [Report] >>216351119
>>216351020
Your belief is in fairy tales. Though I do not dispute that a neo-puritan outlook might enable you to get a wife, a career and a house if adopted early enough.
Anonymous United States No.216351080 [Report] >>216351103 >>216351133 >>216351266
>>216351053
The Catholic Church is the only denomination that declared communism as heretical and bonded all Catholics to that teaching.

There has been no such teaching from the protestants and orthodox (because they do not have the authority to declare universal truths which binds all in their faith (that is a problem))
Anonymous United States No.216351085 [Report]
>>216351019
yeah isn't drew carrey canadian or something the hottest export out of 1990s canada since mable syrub
Zoom Zoom United States No.216351089 [Report]
>>216351053
>Southern Baptists
LMAO
Anonymous Canada No.216351097 [Report] >>216351120
I just got every Skyrim achievement!
Anonymous Slovenia No.216351103 [Report] >>216351143
>>216351080
that was in the 30's
LatAm priests were known for wedding catholicism to communism after WWII, was it salvation theology that they called it?
Anonymous United States No.216351115 [Report]
new
>>216351105
>>216351105
>>216351105
Anonymous Slovenia No.216351118 [Report] >>216351143
*liberation theology
even I shoulda known that it wasn't gonna be salvation cause it's fucking christianity, you know
Anonymous United States No.216351119 [Report] >>216351138
>>216351072
hey retard since you like using the talking points why of jews so much why don’t you convert and start sacrificing Christian children like your ancestors have done in the past you dirty yid

I read through your bullshit

Adversos Judeus
Anonymous United States No.216351120 [Report]
>>216351097
nuh uh prove it
Anonymous United States No.216351133 [Report] >>216351162
>>216351080
>There has been no such teaching from the protestants and orthodox
Because it's self-evident from biblical teaching
>because they do not have the authority to declare universal truths which binds all in their faith
You will live to see this used to consecrate gay marriages in Vatican city
>(that is a problem)
The Bible is true and the declarations of men taking little votes is suspect, end of story, period. Eternal damnation in the fires of hell await anyone who suggests otherwise
Anonymous Slovenia No.216351138 [Report] >>216351176 >>216351196
>>216351119
I'm a fifth generation atheist
I appreciate the Jews, they're very civilized people
Anonymous United States No.216351143 [Report]
>>216351103
>>216351118
faggot you don’t know the slightest bit of Catholic teaching, Catholic teachings are binding for all time, not for 1 year. Communism will always be heretical
Anonymous United States No.216351146 [Report]
hope none of you retards use that non-/cum/ thread by a brapzil btw
Anonymous United States No.216351162 [Report]
>>216351133
your sect allows contraception

you are not a radical

don’t ever respond to one of my posts ever again lukewarm
Anonymous United States No.216351163 [Report] >>216351168
'gooned to code geass porn again' award
Zoom Zoom United States No.216351168 [Report]
>>216351163
>gooned to code geass
Table-kun...
Anonymous United States No.216351176 [Report] >>216351211
>>216351138
race traitor

Glory to Hitler, Titus, and Hadrian
Anonymous United States No.216351183 [Report]
my right ass cheek is still sore but not bad like yesterday
Zoom Zoom United States No.216351196 [Report]
>>216351138
>I'm a fifth generation atheist
>I appreciate the Jews
Very Yugoboomer coded post
Anonymous United States No.216351202 [Report]
telling sons that it's ok if they're gay so long as they're not ugly, and telling daughters that it's ok if they are gay but only if they're ugly
Anonymous Canada No.216351203 [Report] >>216351273
Less than 10 minutes until Halloween WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous United States No.216351204 [Report]
I hate pokemon card speculators so fucking much
Anonymous Slovenia No.216351211 [Report] >>216351241
>>216351176
my dad's grandpa and great-granpa were Volksdeutsche
my grandpa was raised by Nazis in Austria between ages 6 and 10
my dad wore lederhosen as a child
you incel upstart!
Anonymous Slovenia No.216351235 [Report] >>216351249
though to be fair most Slovenes wore Lederhosen until like the 1970's
Anonymous United States No.216351241 [Report] >>216351259
>>216351211
that means nothing if you get on your knees to suck off jewish cock, the eternal enemies of the white race. Your dads grandpa and great grandpa would piss on your grave if they knew you typed those words out about jews being fine people shabbos got (useful idiot)
Anonymous United States No.216351249 [Report]
>>216351235
You're slavic-germanic
Anonymous Slovenia No.216351259 [Report]
>>216351241
yeah, well, I've always hated the German language myself and have never wanted to learn it. Fucking prigs, the lot of them.
Anonymous Indonesia No.216351260 [Report] >>216351264 >>216351269
Is it fun?
Zoom Zoom United States No.216351264 [Report]
>>216351260
>Is it fun?
No.
>t. Arizonan
s United States No.216351266 [Report]
>>216351080
([{}])*
This is not a vagina or butthole joke
Anonymous United States No.216351269 [Report] >>216351283
>>216351260
A Mexican white girl?
Anonymous United States No.216351273 [Report]
>>216351203
I didn't think Canadians did halloween
Anonymous United States No.216351279 [Report]
the only person in here hating on Christianity turns out to be a philosemite

every single time

Hitler, Goebbels, and Himmler (all Catholics btw) were right about these people
Anonymous United States No.216351283 [Report]
>>216351269
There's plenty of white girls in Mexico thank you
Anonymous Canada No.216351288 [Report]
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.216351290 [Report]
>>216351281
>>216351281
>>216351281