Thread 216351267

Try this life hack: start carrying candy around. It's truly a gamechanger.
You can carry any type of candy or maybe marmalade or gummies: just make sure you always have some on you when you are going somewhere. You can give it to people and their disposition towards you should increase. You also can eat them yourself when you are bored.

Can also carry mints

>>216351267 (OP)
>>216351320
Does this really work? What happens after you give people candy?

何意味

>>216351375
no, people would consider you a freak

>>216351375
It can be speculated that they will be pleasantly surprised and you can roll straight into talking after giving them candy
It's like an effortless icebreaker

>>216351380
Hongkong

>>216351410
Only evil people. You don't want such people around you anyways so it's a win win

>>216351417
>>216351433
Wow. You enlightened me. I will buy candy and offer it to people.

>>216351433
Do you walk up to strangers on the street and give them candy?

>>216351478
>walk up to strangers on the street
I never suggested that
You can give candy to your coworkers, classmates or people in your hobby clubs

>>216351569
That's basically what my boss does, instead he gives people coffee

>>216351267 (OP)
The working class variant of this is to cigarette-maxx
people really are just like npcs in a videogame where their disposition meter goes up with bribes

>>216351267 (OP)
OP, your game should be more advanced
Carry a cheap pack of something that you yourself like to put in your mouth regularly and give that away like candy, sure
But also carry a small amount of nicer candy to give people as a way to thank them for stuff, it will mean more that way

>>216351267 (OP)
What fuck is this shit.

Why are Koreans pissed at my idea

>>216351267 (OP)
Instructions unclear I am eating a 5lb bag of gummy worms by myself

>>216351267 (OP)
Fuck you! I just tried this, and now everyone thinks I'm a pedophile! I can't go to the park anymore, and I might have to move apartments! Bad advice!

>>216351713
I'm not pissed tho, tell me why giving people candy is your gamechanger

>>216351267 (OP)
Not fooling me. You don't carry candy around. You're trying to seed the idea in people's heads to increase the odds of a stranger offering candy to you, so you can eat candy for free.

>>216351772
Only in America
You all love sexualizing innocent things in a very weird way, especially interactions between kids and adults that aren't they parents or teachers, you think every adult who interacts with a kid is a pedophile who wants to have sex with them. Despite every single American going to a therapist, your mental issues are only getting worse. What can we take out of this? That therapists are scammers and are not helping you

>>216351776
Because it is an effortless way to become more likeable

>>216351267 (OP)
Haha this is so revealing, it’s like bribery lite. I think someone tried this on me and it didn’t work lol

im too autistic it wouldnt work for me because I don't talk to people

>>216351843
That’s not enough. Do you have an episode?

>>216351891
No I only started carrying candy today

>>216352006
So i got baited? fuck you

>>216352074
Do not dismiss it without having tried it first

guys don't use chocolate when you try this and don't keep it in your back pocket

>>216353057
Good advice