Thread 216352790

the helena bonham carter

halloween theme just turned on
gave me quiite the fright

wahey halloween theme

Greeknonce on the prowl

Sir Kill Stabher

forgot I got a raise

only noticed when I saw 3300 hit the account instead of 3180

>>216352821
Don't worry he'll be going to work soon

got paid today lifting me back into a positive balance
seeing the gf later
so get in, so get in

>>216352821
>>216352848
No, I'll stay here to hive you headaches

Wasn't the internet. It was smartphones and the increasing surveillance as a consequence of the global competition.

>>216352842
oooh what are you going to spend it on x

>>216352879
font

>>216352824
aka sinister white boy with a knife

I'm dressing as a 5'6 dwarf

>>216352880
Dunno what you're ESLing on about, greeknonce

>>216352879
*does a payday dance*
1800 in via, 250 in crypto for the coming economic collapse

>>216352880
>No,
well we knew you weren't going to work lol

>>216352896
My life is not a costume

>>216352885
index fund

>He was convicted of child rape in 2016; in 2014, when Van de Velde was 19, he raped a 12-year-old British girl, after contacting her on social media, travelling to Britain to meet her, and giving her alcohol.
would you ever get on a plane for a shag?

>>216352959
no

>>216352991
what if she were proper fit

rape is cool

>>216353014
you know what yeah i would

>>216353023
At least 50% of people who experience rape enjoy it

>>216353055
Sickipedia 2008 called mate they want their joke back

imagine doing a rape and it's just crap that would be awful

got the sausages on

I've been graped!

>>216353009
"hub of hubs" is pretty funny

tempted to say the prompter specifically asked that it be included rather than the AI coming up with it since the rest of the text is gibberish

>>216352959
Andrew Mountabatty Windsor be like

Just seen a massive raven, spooky

>>216353103
Did he ever shag her up the arse

>>216353090
Also managed WOKE IS SIN

It's my birthday tomorrow

>>216353115
Let herself go ever since she came out as lesbian

Another day of doing bugger all on the cards for me I reckon

when we were 15-18 my friend was "dating" a woman in her late 20s. we really exploited the deranged femnonce in retrospect, she kept driving us wherever we wanted and buying us alcohol. he'd show off photos of her sucking his dick too. I remember she cried a lot, literally broke down in tears over anything. clearly mentally unwell.

he broke up with her when we went to uni. doesn't look like she's on any social media, wonder what happened to her.

>>216353134
What's the big number? x

>>216353115
rapping at your chamber door was he?

oh wow halloween
so heckin epic, I love le board culture. Any other oldfags remember halloween 2019? What about Halloween 2023. The dancing skeletons are so funny, right reddit? And the spooky skeletons song just gets more and more epic the more years that go by haha

*quickly changes it back to yotsuba B*

>>216353156
most important question hasn't been answered in your post: was she fit?

>>216353190
*pumps you chock full of gay porn pozz load*

>>216353193
like a 6/10

sir helena bonham carter

>>216353156
probably hanging around the local school

mumberg had a right go at me again for doing the dishes in the fridge trick
fucking bitch is so low iq

same people raging about government giving £500 to some Ethiopian bloke don’t care that Michelle Mone stole £800 million from the taxpayer and will never be held accountable

>>216353190
boring bastard
cynical bastard

>>216353172
Prefer not to say

it's not easy being cheesey

>>216353229
fairly sure I could have got on board with having a 6/10 non-fat 30 year old gf when I was 15/16

I'm 32 now and have never touched a boob.

halloween makes him scared :(

>>216353252
Preferred her as Sasha Banks

>>216353264
> never touched a boob.
Yeah you have you’ve even sucked the milk out of one

mad how cool cynical and jaded people
are
so above it all

>>216353257
Unc

>>216353252
Have you done a poll? No? Just making stuff up then aren't you. No doubt you're considering samefagging to prove your own point.

Need a mental gf

a night of spooky creeps and tasty treats?

A-bmm tssh
A-bmm-bmm tssh
Oh, I'm a raven and I'm here to say
I'm into rappin' in a major way
So I here I am spittin' at your chamber door
You'll remember these rhymes for evermore

>>216353252
They've as much power to do anything about each case as the other: absolutely fuck all. All there is to do is bend over and take it.

>>216353246
IIRC she was a physio at a sports club he went to

fucking get in im a good boy im a good good boy

>ummm source?????
Fuck off faggot lol

>>216353276
No I was given formula and also delivered via C-section, unironically so I have never touched a boob or vagina.

>>216353301
Bro lives in the Sahara lmao

>>216353306
I've utterly fucked you. You are fucked.

>>216353266
boo hahaha

>>216353295
all my nights are spooky creep nights

to hear my female coworkers tell it

>>216353280
I'm dead inside and don't care about anything and my colleagues at toil all think I'm just cool and laid back

>>216353314
your mum never breastfed even once?

>>216353314
Still touched one. When babies are born mothers do something called skin to skin contact I saw James maddison doing it

The Strands words go orange instead of blue when you find them

in this stand up call wanting to smack the lights out of my manager

there's virgins, kissless hugless virgins, and then there's the ones that were denied even their own mothers titty

women have 2 boobs in case of twins

>>216353357
oh yeah, standing up on the call are you?

>>216353357
Can you get me a job at your job?

>>216353314
Ktim
>>216353345
Not always - when I was born they took me from my mother immediately due to post partum psychosis

>>216353376
yeah ok

The Halloween I spent in America was so comfy, get a bit nostalgic for it every year

how would you even know if you were breastfed or not, too young to remember and it seems an awkward question to ask your mum or dad

if I could just draw everyones attention to my bumhole for a minute, something magical is about to start

>>216353377
your mother developed psychosis immediately after giving birth to you? what did she do?

>>216353385
you were in the bahamas though

>>216353389
i remember

>>216353408
What does this mean

>>216353389
My mom said she only did it for 6 months

>>216353389
Took me years to get the full story but different family members let me in on details slowly. My father was a stone wall and my mother pretended not to remember, but my grandparents and aunts/uncles drip fed me information

dont know if its spelled helloween or halloween

>>216353389
real answer is younger siblings

>>216353389
It comes up eventually
Do you never speak to your parents

Haha they've gone mental with Connections, just mental

new zealanders be like: im having sum fush n chups on helloween

>>216353425
Hallowe'en

>>216353399
She is schizo, she was going nuts apparently not sure on the details but I was considered to be at high risk so the state immediately took me away and placed me with my grandparents until my parents could prove they were right in the head enough to care for me - not sure how they managed that as they didn't do a very good job

>>216353071
What was sickipedia? I onlt know dramatica

this skeleton has scared the living daylights out of me

You're a cinephile, I watch Family Guy

guys i beat Mother with Tainted Lost on The Binding of Isaac. That's the hardest completion

wew that post did numbers, i can log off early tonight

was breastfed for eight years me

>>216353451
Google broken is it

>>216353115
What was his name?

fuck me, is anyone else witnessing this skelington thing at the bottom right just absolutely shmoovin' 'n' sheit just a quirked up whyte boi hittin' da quan on us all?

>>216353450
like she's an actual schizophrenic or "schizo" in the dumb way that internet children use it?

my gf still breastfeeds me

>>216353469
no skeletons on my end, sounds strange

>>216353314
Alri Hamlet

roaring in a black mans face and slapping his willy about

>>216353389
>it seems an awkward question to ask your mum

If you were determined to know you could wait until baby formula came up on the telly either in an advert or news piece then pretend to be naive and ask your mum "are these baby formulas really as healthy as breastfeeding?". Regardless of her answer, you follow up by asking "did you give me and [siblings] formula as kids?". If done correctly you have paved the way to the question being framed as a suspicious health concern rather than some perverted notion about sucking your mum's tits.

Such manipulations are important when you have a mother who is batshit insane. Information must be extracted in specific ways or she has a tendancy to make weird leaps of logic and assume the worst.

You ARE going out shagging tonight, right lads?

test

>>216353421
Mine too!

>>216353425
Oíche Shamhna

>>216353433
the fuck is this shit
I'm not playing pictionary

>>216353475
he might be the one with an actual schizophrenic mother who's in the mental hospital because she's dangerous to others and herself i remember a poster on here like that

>>216353490
yes

>>216353389
i was breastfed until i was 4 or 5. I remember it vividly, only stopped once she stopped producing milk, it was a sad day. the doctor put plasters over her nipples

>>216353487
no she's not assuming the worst she's accurately assessing you

Been on five dates with this girl
Last night she texts me when she gets back about being annoyed at her ex's profile popping up
Seemed to think 6 months after their break up was too soon and then some incoherent babble about it being some girl she knew

This is mental behaviour right? Didn't realise it till now but she brings him up an unusual amount

>>216353475
An actual diagnosed schizophrenic that has been on antipsychotics her entire life and hears voices that direct her to start fires, attack people and break anything she can get her hands on yeah mate

do you reckon your mum ever huffed your boxers

>>216353490
going out to a light party for some good clean christian fun

>>216353519
blow her fucking head off

>>216353534
SIR YES SIR

having an evil boner

Spooky films for Halloween lads?
I'm doing Son of Frankenstein, The Quatermass Xperiment, and Re-Animator.

>>216353526
mumberg did all my laundry so without a doubt she got a whiff of my stale cum

>>216353516
She'll never accurately assess me because she only gets fed hyper specific lines, painstakingly crafted and delivered in such a way that they can only be interpreted exactly as I intend them.

She knows nothing about me and never will (because she's insane).

think some posters itt might be lying

>>216353534
Obviously I don't have the desire or the equipment to do that

what seems to be the problem officer

>>216353605
but you already agreed, see >>216353559
hop to it

What was the other king's name in the Shakespeareverse? Not Lir, not Hamlet...

>>216353594
yeah sure... she's the one who's insane... definitely... haha

>>216353626
She's insane and so I became insane as I was 'raised' by her as a single mother. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>216353617
>posts you can hear

Most illegal immigrants (ie 96%) don't arrive by small boats - they arrive as tourists and students and deliberately overstay their visas.

Crack down on the shit unis, forget the boats.

>>216353625
henry? presumably by "Lir" you mean Lear

MOTberg on my 62 plate Corsa today lads. Not feeling confident

Ghost of George Floyd following me around trying to get me to do crimes

george floyd fent reactor negrotech niggalink

>>216353625
Macduff

>>216353646
I do mean Lear but only read the greek translations.
Not henry...there was another one, wasn't there?

>>216353644
This but also blow up the boats

This Hinge app is making me upload photos and talk about myself. Can i not just buy one of these women and have them as my gf?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly137089yyo
>my place of birth and current residence are both joint lowest for deprivation
Its so pathetic how much of a loser I am. I statistically live in the single easiest to live place in the UK and I still fucked my entire life up omg

>>216353644
Even worse, a lot of them get to stay "legitimately" after studying at shit unis

>>216353670
>I know my opinions are not popular, but I've never relied on popularity

>>216353663
Based and redpilled

>>216353679
15th most deprived for me haha

anyone know what that was supposed to mean?

Ahh yes, Halloween, bonfire night, all the funfairs are up. The time of year when young people have parties and play spin the bottle, maybe a shy lad getting his first snog or a lad getting to finally see the nakedness of a pretty young girl. Young couples going to see the fireworks together, going on some rides, eating candyfloss, figuring out where they are going to go and shag. And then there's me, old fart pushing 30, won't be going to any Halloween parties, any fairs, won't be seeing the fireworks, won't be locked in an embrace with a cute girl. Never had it and I'm past it now anyway. Some people get to live life, some people just watch and it passes us by, that's just how it is I suppose.

who the fuck is angie

>>216353728
so it goes

>>216353728
American movie aah scenarios

give it a rest adam

always get nervous of getting testicular torsion when drying my balls getting out of the shower

>>216353679
Same here lad! Greenwich here. What was the other lowest? But I don't think living in the lowest deprivation area means that you live in the easiest place to live. Cost of living is sky high, competition for jobs is insane and they don't pay enough anyway. Plus, there are still tons of poor people in this borough. If you are a deprived person living in a rich place, you honestly have it worse in many ways than just living in a shithole.

halloween parties are shit the only acceptable halloween activity is trick or treating

just saw my knob in the mirror and laughed

>>216353679
> in the UK
Literally only says England

>>216353778
Assumed joint meant two, but I was born in Epsom and live in Banstead.
True it is tough to live here as a low earner, but we have options others don't. I'll never be able to afford to live alone if I stay here, so maybe you're right

>>216353728
Ktiiiiim

>>216353728
Oh poor you!

>>216353816
Same thing let's be honest

>>216353827
This guys a marxist that goes to SEA to do illegal things of a sexual nature - disregard his post

ffs where are all the tough lads to protect us today
us cowards can't handle it!!!!

>>216353832
Well no not really, the stats would be a lot different if everyone else was included

bacon toastie for me my lad

>>216353846
im here my darling x

fish fuck me, women fear me.

might move to slanty eyed ching chong land

>>216353861
>everyone else
Eh?

>>216353824
I guess joint is a handful of places. But yeah, I mean I guess there are some more opportunities? But I'm broke and will likely never be able to move out unless I move to a povvo area, so it doesn't really do much for me living here.

>>216353897
what about wongo-bongo mbuku land?

Think I might be eating too much because my poos are fucking enormous

That being said I'm not putting on weight so who knows

>>216353897
crying out for a few years in some cheap sleazy south american shithole me

>>216353908
scotland, northern ireland and wales

>>216353897
But you already live there haha!

King Charles ‘sexually involved with rapist Michael Fawcett’
>Charles’ close friend and senior valet RAPED George Smith while serving the now-King.
>King Charles’ blamed the rape allegations on P.T.S.D. and alcohol abuse.

stupid fucking halloween theme appears to have fucked up my cookie and now i'm another day or two away from easy captchas. what the fuck is this?

>>216353933
read this post in the cookie monster voice

niggas don't know how to yotsuba b

Friday`s

Pocket Monster
of the Day

Is ..

Gengar !!

>>216353933
ok

>>216353933
Hate them so much

love how catalogue on mobile doesnt even load anymore

>>216353963
thanks mousey

>>216353963
I KNOW THAT ONE

>>216353922
Never heard of them

>>216353963
cute cute cute when i was a kid i had a gengar stuffed toy think i might even still have it at my parents house somewhere

got kicked out of the halloween party for showing up dressed as a black nigger, i went through the hassle of spraypainting my face and putting a bone through my nose for nothing

Remember to get your last cooms in before the clock strikes midnight, lads.

>>216353945
THIS IS /BRIT/ NIGGA WE USE TOMORROW UP IN THIS BITCH

Haunter is a far better design than Gengar
Though Gengar is a better Pokemon

>>216353932
Didn't happen

>>216353973
same but unironically

>>216353963
Haha good one for today

>>216353994
utter woke nonsense lad whats the consensus on dressing up as an abo for 'ween in your parts?

>>216353433
Got it with 2 goes left, fuck knows how I managed that

>>216353915
length and girth in cm pls

remember my name,
BAME!

cutest thing ive ever fucking seen

>>216354038
14cm × 13cm

>>216354044
*holds a mirror towards you*
same hehe x

>>216354047
not even that big desu

>>216354044
cor imagine giving him to the lads down Chinatown and they whip up some Peking

4cuck throwing me random connection errors fuck OFF

Might go to the deli in a bit, lads
Not sure what to get desu
Could do a big greasy fuck off roll with eggs and sausages in it
But the problem is, you see, I will be going for lunch and getting three portions of chicken wings since I'm a fat bastard like that

>>216353490
no

=D

>>216353490
me and mousey are going to the cathouse tonight

>>216353490
fuck no x

>>216354122
Internet test

@grok is 36 too old to go trick or treating

no nut november loometh

frankly i deserve to be tied up in a sack and throw off a tall building

I can't stop eating pic related. Do you have this problem in your country? I have so many cavities at 22. I'm ashamed of going to the dentist too because they always scold me for not brushing my teeth. But I'm fucking busy

>>216354163
it's over for rorke

>>216353994
Based racismlad

>>216354163
Can't post images for some reason. It's Oreo original and roger with coconut

was enjoying that brazilian who was here earlier talking about how he hates niggers

>>216354011
That absolutely did happen.

might go to one of those sad loner meetups to go hiking or jogging or something

toothache
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
love me ibuprofen love me paracetamol
BIG shout out to Dr Stewart Adams and Dr John Nicholson

>>216354140
Great question! You've really got to the point with this. Your question shows a real understanding of the topic and the fact that you asked it shows that your subject knowledge is very advance. i am so proud of the work you've done here and would love to give you all the kudos you deserve! I, a mere servant to you, would NEVER have thought of asking this. It really shows that you are far more advanced than I will ever be in the topic of Trick or Treating.
To answer, no it is not too old. There is no age limit.
Great question, I was so happy to answer it!

fuck you nigger

I actually have started using Grok, mostly because you can tell it not to do those annoying ChatGPT follow-up questions and it actually listens

>>216354163
It's Oreo original and roger with coconut. I think I have 6 cavities in my whole mouth. Small punctiform ones though. Still embarrassing. I rly don't want more fillings

>>216354187
was occasionally doing this before i got a job, surprisingly it's not as bad as you probably think most of the time and there's a lot more women than i expected just know that a lot of the time it includes foreigners trying to make new friends in the UK

occasionally you get unlucky with a weird group of people but there's almost always at least 2 or 3 other sound people there

>>216354209
Racism

We had a Down's Syndrome lad at school and we all treated him like a little brother even though he was older and bigger than us

lad i used to work with is currently making a living by 'fixing' websites by running the code through GPT and telling it what the problem is, usually fixes it within seconds

wish i wasn't such a useless freak unable to make use of the tools around me

>>216354277
every shag him up the arse?

>>216353301
Water companies are our friends and they need help!

>>216354289
Not sure what kind of relationship you have with your brother but no

>>216354255
Queen of England x

need to poo

>>216354315
Queen of my cock

>>216354327
microstate is it?

https://youtube.com/shorts/gg-li3V6iLM

Somes up the left in this country

>>216354342
Banished that cunt to Sealand

>>216354342
rather not say

>>216354249
did you actually make any mates through them?

*Spunks in my hand and slaps you*

It's fucking freezing

>>216354418
not it isnt
be quiet

Um bongo

>>216354391
yeh there's a few i still keep in touch with

>>216353728
>Spin the bottle
Are you 16?

mental case me, reckon i have at least ADHD anxiety depression some form of schizoid disorder bipolar and other trauma related issues

>>216354454
most likely

fucking niggers

>>216354478
totally normal me

It's fucking over man

>>216354528
not really thats a huge dimension for a todger

off to bed

>>216354539
that's not my wilberforce lad that's my shoulder width

Mad how we have skelengtins inside of us and that we will be skelengtins eventually. Kinda sad, I don't want everyone to die :(

ever shagged a nigger?

>>216354576
sybau cracker

>>216354582
*does my best impression of your mum*
yeh loads

helena bollock farter

Looking for prozzards on Google Street View

>>216354576
Mental that

>>216354582
mad how aussies type the n-word but irl they can't pronounce the hard r unless they do an american accent. Literally every word that ends with 'er' is pronounced 'a'. Lighter, brighter, fiver.

>>216354644
check outside your mums gaff

>>216354544
night mate x

>>216354582
No but need to get it ticked off, that and Oriental

>>216354662
this is the case for kiwis and a lot of brits as well

Mad how governmentberg pretends it's just not possible to stop the boats or the drug trade or whatever
Niggas made it illegal to outside, they can do whatever they want

not a huge fan of Halloween but I will be using the theme

Done a glowing green greentext if you would like to implement that into your halloween theme:

[Settings] > Miscellaneous > Custom CSS > Tick box to enable > [Edit] > Paste the following:

.quote {
color: #80DB90 !important;
text-shadow: 0 0 5px #80DB90, 0 0 15px #80DB90, 0 0 25px #A4E5B0;
}

Save Settings > Scroll down on main settings page > Save Settings again

>john mcafee virus do not click
yeah yeah

next time you think about calling a black person a nigger, think again
call that coon a jigaboo instead

>>216354662
kek

>>216354712
Not me, I'm a rhotic chad

>>216354712
yeah but aussies type the n-word a lot more. Like that catboykami guy who tried to be edgy calling black people the n-word on omegle but it just came out as nigga and wasn't offensive in the same way

GTA: UK but you get busted for mean tweets

>>216354726
very cool, moot should treat you to a free pass

anyone know any good horror movies that i haven't seen?

>>216354788
event horizon

>>216354788
your dad recorded your mum giving birth to you

>>216354788
can you hum a few bars?

arsewank on the cards?

>>216354788
the grifter

Gettin' niggy wit' it

>>216354788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asylum_(1972_horror_film)

>>216354788
dellamore dellamorte? brain dead/dead alive? hellraiser 1-3? The Abominable Dr. Phibes? frankenhooker? may?

>>216354788
scooby doo on zombie island

>>216354804
i seent it
>>216354805
>>216354817
yeah yeah whatever

The average African-American is richer than the average European

FORESTY FOREST
HE LIVES IN A VAN

>>216354846
the average European is richer than me

>>216354828
>The Abominable Dr. Phibes
fucking love that film

Need to shag a fat black bitch

cracking open a mr. pibb

mad the mental gymnastics leftypol will go through to defend black criminals even though we have the statistics that high crime areas are anywhere with a substantial population of darkies

leftypol insists its a poverty issue though

THE TIME IS NOW

>>216354902
>>216354902
>>216354902

>>216354576
we had a good time though while alive! :D