Thread 216354902

alan

poo smells

To be quite honest with you I am suffering a great deal at this moment.

Installed Hinge and Bumble x

>>216354931
it's going to be ok
come here

>>216354902 (OP)
ah-haaaaaaa!

coma, good filum, but more of a response thriller as it says on the poster

Don't take Tylenol

Installed Binge and Humble

Bit early that

>>216354931
cheer up mate :)

>>216354902 (OP)
enough with the dogshit early yank news you double nigger

>>216354931
lol

might get on the tins and bokkles

Shit new captcha broken is it

I can't post.

Installed Cringe and Fumble

>>216354985
It's because I'm still here, lad
tha yank gets rattled since it thinks I'll make the a /cans/ thread

>>216354992
getting on it from midday today me

what's with this 500 internal server error angie business

To think some men never felt the touch of a woman's body... How do they do it?

business idea: a website that fucking works how about that gook moot you SLAG

gov.uk is actually a good webseite, why isn't the rest of the government that competent

Bump

right nobody move I've just dropped a contact lens

>>216355018
lmao you must be joking

4chan servers gotta stop playing mannequin challenge

might get into the tin o' bikkies

ultimately saw is just a rip off of the abominable dr phibes

now back to what i was going to say before getting denied, very rude of this website

*tink *tink *tink

ahem

impregnating sex with women of every race in every country and even in space

*jucks and jives*

Tax bill for 150 quid from my 800 quid savings interest
Might start proceedings to gain independence from Britain. First, I need muskets

Need a younger gf

black cabs?

>>216355061
cor now you're speaking my language

THIS IS SOOOO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

SO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IT'S LIKE I'M READING A BOOK WITH NO PICTURES ONLY WORDS BORING

I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS
I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS
I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS
I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS
I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS

Hold on, lads
What if I got the BIG lunch in an hour?

Now there's a fucking idea
BIG lunch

*starts doing the monster mash*

>>216355124
don't understand the current obsession with drag queens

It's incentives all the way down

>>216355124
Kek being force fed this one myself
>"think you might need this ladies"

>>216355186
what constitutes a BIG lunch for you?

>>216355190
>monster mash
yank shite, sick of this being shoehorned into anglo culture. never listening to it, never watching the munsters, never watching gremins, never watching the goonies. not doing it, ever

>>216355220
couple of portions of wings
portion or two of the wedges

Would do me to dinner the next day

Halloween is Irish diaspora anyway

>>216355173
me playing rdr2

STRANGER THINGS 5 TRAILER OUT NOW

CAN'T BLOODY WAIT

outer trvke
>>216355259
>>216355259
>>216355259

whats everyone wearing to gay halloween xx

>>216355288
I'm going as a gay ghost

>>216355288
jock strap

>>216355288
not going

>>216355271
buy an ad

>Nigel Farage Slammed for Calling East London Protest a 'Foreign Invasion' — Locals Say He's 'Completely Wrong'
The "locals" in question

>>216355288
gay serial killer x

>>216355288
gay lucy letby

>>216355312
As Cockney as jellied eels

>>216355288
Gay Haduse Kebatu
Already got the grey tracksuit and avocado bag

>work doing a cheeky 'day out' that's going to be a pile of shite and pretending to care about one another
>they mention there'll be dinner and a few free rounds in the pub at 5pm

I feel like I should go to the whole thing but just want the free pints

>>216355326
alri john wayne gacy

>>216355333
BREAKING NEWS: Big Tech is full of charlatans

>>216355335
Lucy Les/Bi

>>216354932
3 likes on the Bumble get in

Point of odour Lisa stinks

Lucy Letbygones be bygones

dirty slag that rachel

Test

where can a 'lol randum' boy find a 'roflcopter' girl?

>>216355380
Jewish harridan

>>216355312
leftypol clapping like a seal at the sight of these

>>216355408
it was a different time

>>216355312
this is why i hate winter
all i see now are black the north face jackets everywhere

>weed hasn’t arrived
Actually fucking seething

>>216355436
is this that couple who had annual relationship reviews then she left him and became a lezza

>get the outside clothes on
>it's still fucking raining

FUCK SAKE LADS I JUST WANT THE BIG LUNCH

turning page style back to tomorrow
just can't handle it

>>216355489
kek imagine being such a shit bf that your partner decides to just sack off men forever

>>216355489
why do people care so much about that thing. there are thousands of couples who beat the shit out of eat other and abuse each other. People just care about things that are less common even if it's harmless

>>216355511
get some little indian fella to deliver it

>>216355249
fuck up moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOamLa_6zRc

signed up for a straight orgy tonight

sometimes it's very hard to try

please help guys how can I get the fees waived

>>216355534
Few reasons why I won't do that, lad
I like going to the deli, the girls there are nice and friendly
I like having the bants with the German lad asking me if I'll be getting the cans so early
Most importantly, I don't want my food to taste like literal shit so don't want an Indian touching it, you see

Now that the dust has settled, what was Leftypol's peak moment?

>>216355529
This you? >>216355488

>>216355540
yank shite, never watching that

>>216355571
Russian Revolution

>>216355571
offing that cunt trotsky

think canspaz is genuinely a worse poster than heathermong and ziedy

I need snacks but I don't have any

>>216355571
Probably that 20-man blowbang he hosted
Legend

>>216355582
yes

my best mate has been totally mindbroken by the jews killing palestinians and wont stop bringing it up
have to pretend i care but truth is are we really going to miss or even notice a few millions browns are missing off the face of the earth

>>216355571
Securing eastern europe through imperialism but denouncing imperialism, it was a total gaslighting girlboss moment

>>216355586
you know 0% about british culture
or likely any culture at all

>>216355529
I don't care what other couples do I just wondered if it was based on them

>>216355632
right you are guv

>>216355625
Little brown fella is he

IT'S A CANS FUCKING MIRACLE
THE SUN HAS COME OUT, LADS!
RIGHT OFF TO THE FUCKING DELI CANSLAD WILL GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PtdpI-D6mM

>>216355661
hope you get run over on the way and the car carries on straight through your house and takes your mum out too

>>216355634
White Democratic Yank women have the worst opinions in the world but I can't help liking their aesthetic for some reason

what happens here?

>>216355661
could you get me a packet of Tatos and 4 tins of Murphys

>>216355634
https://www.instagram.com/thecenteredlifeco/

she does not look sane

>>216355671
Stop being racist against ginger kids singing you utter runt cunt

>>216355695
Best I can do is erm, the yellow tayto up north and 4 magners

>>216355671
kek

>>216355717
NOT good enough

>>216355702
Looked at the thumbnails but I can't subject myself to any of this

>>216355654
nah mate he's white as chalk
pale ginger prick

>>216355693
scottish people putting on that silly accent to seem quirky even though none of them do it when they're alone amongst themselves

Thinking about the mad king of Sealand again

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bates_(Sealand)

>>216355754
For some reason never considered that there'd be gingers in France, just doesn't feel right somehow

I'm shocked she admitted to still liking men

>>216355774
it's definitely a very small minority but I've met a handful. I like ginger birds

>>216355776
hate this post more than any other

>>216355774
celts came from france originally

Had so many nightmares as a kid over this movie

>>216355693
cold and rain

>>216355803
good post

>>216355776
a newsworthy announcement if ever there were one

don't know who that is and don't care to find out quite frankly

>>216355776
she looks petrifying

>>216355772
Ultrarorke

Find it perversely enjoyable when people doubt my unfortunately truthful life stories. It has been a truly absurd journey, one I look forward to ending. I do not think the well adjusted mind can comprehend madness such as this.

>>216355821
FOLC I was 19 when that came out

>>216355821
Good movie will watch it again one day

Well Rorke?

Rio's World Cup Wind-Ups

>>216355845
not impressed

no half 12 kick off tomorrow it's a disgrace

based luigi

>>216355717
wait so you're an Ulster man?

>>216355845
I was 6 lol

>>216355877
leave it on reddit next time

might wank myself to death

well that's a black man's loose anus being sucked on tenderly

hello

>>216355821
good movie

You ever see Kubo and the Two Strings? Same animation studio, great film.

>>216355761
mira quien habla hermano, uthdeth hablan con lenguath rotath

>>216355920
hello mate, where have you been?

>>216355776
>comes out as bisexual
Real benders must hate this, it's completely meaningless

*slams fist on table*
ENOUGH TALK!

>>216355877
Taking a phone photo of an LCD screen seems like a good way to add legitimacy to an AI image. Makes it seem 'more real' and obviously hides any artifacts in a way that posting the original 2000px image does not.

I've no idea if this image is real or not, just making an observation.

>>216355943
just been to shops haha mad i've done that innit

Heathertranny pretending to be an alcoholic Irishman again is he?


Aw hell, can't blame the guy for having a little fun, can we?


It is Halloween after all!

>>216355960
*unsheaths claidheamhmor*

>>216355910
Kinda jealous tbdesu I wish I could get my asshole tenderly sucked

>>216355975
mad and mental, what did you get?

>>216355995
eggs lol x

>>216355955
that's called bisexual erasure and it's not okay mate

>>216355922
No I’ll have a look at it though

what is Britain?

Missing Link was a good one too

none of you came through with a code thanks a lot guys

blud paid 30 quid for a pack of cigs and some haribo omdz

>>216356032
buy the big bottles of ice tea you muppet

;D

Well that's a reverse blacking

>>216356032
suck ya mum

>>216356032
>paying 10 bong in fees just to get haribo and fags delivered
this is why there's a "cost of living crisis"

mexico i hardly knew ye

bloody monsoon

>>216356051
cockmogs me

uh oh looks like someone is having a little tantrum

>>216356032
rorke spending 10% of his monthly UC on delivery fees

smoke weed evryday

>>216356067
I only wanted the fags but without all the other shit I would’ve had to pay £15 in fees

i bet Brits would enjoy fried pork tenderloin sandwiches

>>216356108
You've lost the plot rorke

Got a good-sized cock but I'd love an extra inch to put me properly in the top bracket

a pleb bldg

Hope you're all ready for white boy winter

>>216356102
Never claimed anything in my entire life m8

wife ordered some earrings from Canada the other day and the tariffs were nearly as expensive as the fucking earrings fucking trump i hate this shit

>>216356032
this is how you're spending your christmas bonus

>>216356105
been doing a bit of this hope i dont go mental

>>216356113
screaming at the size of the bun in comparison

>>216356141
buy american you nonce

>>216356113
that bun seems a little redundant

>>216356144
I don’t get a Christmas bonus

>>216356032
Mans single handedly keeping the boat migrant economy going

>>216356172
I'll give you a christmas bonus ;)

>>216356157
>>216356170
they aren't normally that big, some places just do it for a laugh. normally they look something like this

In real terms, however, the value of the bonus amount has collapsed. According to the Bank of England’s inflation calculator, goods and services costing £10 in 1972 would cost £119.47 today.

Notes filed in the House of Commons library show that the state pension was £6.75 a week in 1972. So the £10 payment was 148% of the state pension amount. The full new state pension is currently £230.25, meaning the £10 payment equates to just 4.3% of the weekly pension amount.

Yankbergs thinking they're in economic crisis because slightly less of their $150k call centre salary is disposable income

Im so fucking horny id shag anything rn

>>216355735
Sory lad, they had none

>>216355881
No, lad but the fuck am I shipping shite from here to England

>>216356032
This is why the boats won't stop

>>216356217
'

>>216356215
we're still comparatively well off to the rest of the world but shit is getting more expensive ngl

Just taken a ten minute phone call, reckon that's enough toil for the day

rreal thugg hours uhuh

>>216356195
>>216356231
Don’t get boat people round here mostly Indian and Pakistani students

>>216356204
aldi sells them frozen

fucks sake, gotta get up and go to work

nonce botnet stinky!
someone needs attention x

Well that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen, isn't it.

One thing leads to another

it can’t go on like this can it?

>>216356304
that your IQ?

>>216356304
Had my first below average week last week
Ready for the lads to come roaring back

>>216356316
Year 8 banter

Year 8.

Time to gain a clue

>>216355860
>>216356001
>>216356051
>>216356252
So that's what Ziedbelg has been busy with lately

:)

when was the last time you opened this thread, scrolled to the bottom, and saw an original post

>>216356352
Getting into homosexuality are we?

>>216356352
Brought to you by Unc Magazine

Come onnnnnnn man how long does it take to throw some fags in a bag and drive here I’m 5 minutes away ffs

>>216356352
The "I get no pussy" starter pack

>>216356352
incelcore

put the fags in the bag bro

>>216356352
don't take these 2011 /fa/ infographics seriously

>>216356398
Y?

>>216356384
damn you are sort of the problem with this country

>>216356352
what UK winter wear actually looks like

can't get over how much of an evil incellious runt I am

>>216356404
Because this didn't look good even in 2011

rorke wearing his superdry windbreaker jacket

>>216356411
so kill yourself

>>216356406
Our aesthetics are so grim

>>216356404
Those outfits look like shit

sennesax is harder than bayle

Don't call me unc just because I have several nieces and nephews

my life is just starting it begins at 36

>>216356426
yes

rorke mate

>>216356427
suicide is cowardly and pathetic

puffer jackets are absolutely vile and should be banned

>>216356465
Cozy though

>>216356463
Takes a lot of courage to snuff out your own consciousness

Under no circumstances shall I be clicking that

>>216356461
I really need a pair of those bolt cutters but buying one definitely puts you on a watch list like buying a 3d printer does

>>216356461
um

>Those outfits look like shit
So show a good one

>>216356442
ktim I just remembered this morning I'm 32 and an actual uncle

lol rorke doesnt have children. only nephews and nieces
when his brother/sisters kids grow up they will ask him, rorke did you fight in the war? you are so racist so surely you went to kill the jews, Muslims, Ukrainians, or putinbots? and you will say no... and then they will realize "wow, my uncle rorke is a loser!"
all of the bad things your sibling says about you will come truer in the kids head in that instant and they will realize that you are a fucking failure - and you are - and you wont even be a cool uncle

Why don't you get yourself a nice golf jacket, just something with a waistband really
those jackets that go beyond the waist do not look good on 3/4th of males

>>216356481
It's good though, the doctors saved that mans bollocks

>>216356504
Oh nooooooooooooeeeee

Governmental idea: Do things people like instead of things everyone hates

>>216356493
reply to your haters directly you pussy

Fuck sake I wear a lot of plain grey clothes
I must look like such a virgin

>>216356506
nobody looks good in athleisure

>>216356493
Rattled

My dog is just fuckin chilling to the MAX rn

My drip

you spent ALL THOSE YEARS talking about da joos and if SHTF and in the end you were just a coward. the absolute state of pol

WATCH OUT

very relaxing day i'm having

time to spice it up

i'm opening the window

>>216356531
Do you know what a golf jacket is you dumb monkey?

>>216356504
uncle leftypol was willing to fight in the war. Even got all dressed up in his WW1 cosplay and hopped a flight to Berlin's Ukranian embassy

it's unclear why he was turned away

a small boat went past my window just then

Every proper cis m*le must be willing to die for the matriarchy. His sacrifice won't be remembered because it would erase the voices of the oppressed.

>>216356550
Omdz granddad

Leftypol learned nothing from Iraq

>>216356550
I would look retarded in that

>>216356550
NTA but they're called harrington jackets here.

You don't need a big coat for most of the weather here. A gilet and some thick red corduroys will do

>>216356569
fight in that war too did you rorke? no, of course not. chicken shit coward

>>216356571
yeah my bad i forgot the name. Anyway if you're not sure about what you ought to wear a harrington jacket, well fitting pants, a crewneck sweater and tennis shoes are more than enough to go everywhere

>>216356572
My big coat only comes out in December and January really

coats that stop above the knee at thigh level look stupid
if you're going for a long coat it should stop at knee level or calf level
otherwise stick to a short waist height coat
>>216356572
gilets are disgusting especially the puffer kind just vile

>>216356589
I waznt even born

I dont wear my big coat because its suede and its always raining here

>banned for off topic because I made fun of Ziedbelg
Janny really earning his pay this morning

>>216356611
Lmao

Truth is you can wear whatever you want if you're skinny, tall and attractive. This entire debate is meaningless.

Gonna fucking CRASH OUT if he doesn’t turn up soon

>>216356611
You look like a spacker in a long jacket by the way. Long jacket runts are on the same level of delusion as runts who harbor quirky patters on their ties

>>216356625
maybe you should stop being offtopic

>>216356611
Need to cop an overcoat, need a tailored one though because off the peg always pull around my shoulders

I will be taking out my gigantic bright red canada goose jacket

Bari Weiss kosher sex vagina

Drinking coffee out of my Oxford University & Arms of the Colleges mug

>black north face puffer
>black Nike joggers
>white Nike socks
>black 97s or 95s
That’s what I be rocking most days in this weather

>>216356611
I've never had one of these jackets but want one
Closest I had was the paddington one that i always boiled in as a kid

>coats that stop above the knee at thigh level look stupid
Well said, that's why I prefer shorter jackets or sports coats made from thicker wools

I asked for tobacco at the shop and only ot 30g. I shouldve checked but I reckon the shop wants me to go back and ask to pay or a 50g one without getting this one (cant afford both) even though I rolled a cig out of the 30gs before I realized

>>216356671
And how many points you get on the scoreboard blud

>>216356643
True

>>216356670
What about your Zimbabwe dollar mug?

>>216356635
waingro is my spirit animal

>>216356635
He wasn't skinny in that film thoughbeit.

>>216356635
Truth nuke. You will always look like a runt no matter what you wear if you're not born with the proper physique.

>>216356677
bet you look like a proper runt wearing that in your deobandi infested neighbourhood

>>216356691
A homeless man wrote this post

>>216356716
Didn't feel like it today

wish the blacks ITT would stop trying to ragebait or annoy ME by talking in bix nood instead of fitting in/talking normal. they only do this when BE flag is being a fucking faggot and getting banned for talking like how we dont talk here. you all seem to understand and do play along
my neighbours were good yesterday

Apparently there's a new Pulp album? That can't be any good can it

great success
think the man was expecting a tip though

>>216356723
Well I should have wrote not fat, and not a huge roidpig. Happy?

>>216356745
You're a mong mate

>>216356734
Okay

>>216356745
Runt haul

can't drink anymore
got an acid reflux problem see
have to radically alter my diet as well

bindi is somali for knife

>>216356642
you're a french bastard you look like a spacker no matter what you wear and you stink too

>go to bed, 2AM, 26 energy left (feeling guilty b ecause I didnt wait until 30 or use up consumables)
>wake up, 11PM, 86 energy left
wtf that is such a scam

Blog on

>>216356758
Can’t say how can you
>>216356769
Only want the fags just had to add the other stuff so I didn’t pay extra fees

>>216356751
Yeah. I agree with you by the way, if one is athletic then it doesn't really matter what you wear. If people can see that you work out when you're just standing there wearing clothes, you've won.

$8 in fees is ridiculous

its time for a literally me playthrough 1 or 2 time!

>>216356807
For what?

>>216356784
Iktf lad - was binge eating on and off for years, then last month I started getting intense abdominal pain at night. Genuinely agonising, would rock back and forth in the dark clutching my stomach drenched in sweat.
Good luck with your renewal

>>216356807
$8 is like £3

>>216356807
fuckign true
>ill just buy a £2.50 pac of hariibos to make up for it, on "special deal"
>those haribos costing £4 instead of cigarettes costing £42 instead of £38

>>216356816
lol what a retard

>>216356792
still 0 bitches

>>216356849
true. I need some bitches on my dick
need some horse bitches too

/mlp/ 'log getting flooded with the mices

>>216356816
Mine isn't that bad I just have to keep baking soda around and eat a teaspoon with a glass of water when it hurts
but a month ago three nights straight i woke up with flames in my eosophagus and throat. It's getting better but I think I might have to cut coffee for good for it to disappear, think the two expressos every morning regimen on an empty stomach is what's been doing me in

>>216356842
You’re a fucking retard that’s not what happened

>>216356718
https://www.fb.com/NetflixIsAJoke/videos/waingro-john-mulaney-presents-everybodys-in-la-netflix-is-a-joke/407783032142177/

i get bad acid reflux but i drink anyway

>>216356863
so what they will just make a thread with "mare sexo" and a lust provoking pony as the image

>>216356812
Fees
>>216356819
I mean pounds but dont have that on my keyboard
>>216356842
What?

>>216356791
psc

I'm of the opinion that no one who is a regular smoker is paying full price for cigs. They're all buying the tax-free ones their local brown man sells under the counter.

>>216356903
>>216356903
>>216356903

>>216356894
>dont have that on my keyboard
KWA£

>>216356791
Done that cheese-smelling surrendering monkey OOH OOH AH AH

Client I'd totally forgotten about just dropped in unannounced haha

>>216356915
Has he paid for anal?

>>216356900
Myth

>>216356887
not clicking this brownie turdlink

What does 'pscianf' mean?